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    Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. But suddenly, he must take care of a troll egg that was abandoned on the side of the road. This leads to misadventures, broken furniture, many stories, and so many Kit-Kat wrappers. It even leads to something that he never considered: him being in a quadrant with a troll. (Branches off of UFUT petstuck verse)

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    8/?
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    40/?
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    Don't do things because others want you to. Resist them and fight.

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    5/5
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    6
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    1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    Moving away from Texas was a terrible decision. Buying the mansion overlooking Santa Barbara beach was a terrible decision. His life was full of terrible decisions- except for Jake. Saying yes was the best decision he ever made.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you did NOTHING.
    You don't know how long you can keep up your FORCED SMILE or CHOKE on your TEARS.
    The CONSTANT SCREAMING doesn't seem to help either.

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    2/?
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    10
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    19
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    1
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    Your name is Mituna Captor, although your true name hardly matters anymore because to most you're simply the Helmsman.

    Your name is Jontan Egbert and you tried to make a change, but you failed. Now your close friend is dead, tortured because her blood was too bright a red. Now you're being wired into the ship of the Condesce herself, even though she already has a Helmsman.

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    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    2/?
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    21
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    2
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    4
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    33
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    4
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    your name is dave strider and jesus this is a cheesy way to stsrt a monologue. oh well, youre at the point of no return now. damn shits out the door and rolling with no hope of return. you dont think you mind too much considering youre a small child and dont really understand the concept of cheesy.

    oh well. today you fell in love with a boy named john.

    in your new school, theres a boy named john in your class. you met eyes to shades with him twice before you went to go talk to him. he called your shades dumb so you called him four eyes to which he started crying. its a classic love story.

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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    12
    Kudos:
    37
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    10
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    6
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    316
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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    45
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    Dave and bro basically buy a house that is big and ominous, they joke about it being haunted until one day they find out it is.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    27
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    4
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    279
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    Dave gets a tamagotchi.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    15
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    2
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    204
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    In which Jake is a werewolf and I just happen to be a bystander. Oh, did I mention that he's living at my humble Texas abode for the summer, with my brother and his girlfriend, and said werewolf and I are in a relationship?

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    1/1
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    This was certainly a fine predicament you'd gotten yourself in. You felt you could say that now, at the end of the most reckless day of your life. Every aspect seemed to have finally calmed down from the beating of your heart to the baby sleeping in Dave's arms.

    Oh yeah. Bro is a baby.

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    English
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    17,356
    Chapters:
    8/13
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    817
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    Tumblr secret santa thing. I hope you like it. In which Dave and Karkat watch human romance movies and Karkat learns something new. Well, they both do.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "Yeah, so um, I'm Dave Strider and you're hella hot."

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    5
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    42
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    An alternate timeline story where Aradia becomes John's patron troll instead of Vriska, resulting in long-reaching consequences that sets up a different endgame than originally intended. Work in progress. (Now with more quirk fixes!)

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    English
    Words:
    24,071
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    870

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