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    First fanfic ever that I posted months ago on Tumblr. John is forced to accompany his father to a Betty Crocker event and meets a girl with red glasses.

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    John restarts the universe! Again, and again, and again.

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    Dave's bro, Dirk, had created an awesome MMO with a man name Hal, earning them millions. Dave was one of the beta testers for the game, and when it became popular, he began making friends online (and some enemies). Now his bro and Hal have released helmets which immerse all your senses in the virtual reality, along with an udate for their MMO to allow people to used the helmets while playing the game. Today's the day that that update gets released, and it just so happens to be one of Dave's online friends, which he considers his best bro and who goes by the name Ectobiologist, birthday. And today will be the day that the two meet Virtual face to face if things go to plan. Which they do... sort of.

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    John and Dave are internet friends, or is it internet more-than-friends?

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    Dave knew for a long time that he just couldn't stroll happily through life like most people seemed to do. The best he could hope was to avoid being noticed that day.

    (Inspired by "College boy" by Indochine)

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    John: ==> Realize you aren't as crazy as you think you are.
    }- With everything turning to complete crap, John Egbert and his father have decided to place him in an "institute for the children", or more commonly referred to as just a mental hospital. Throughout his perilous stay here John will face ultimate challenges, from basic victim quarrels to battles between him and his sanity. ( And might just find love doing so. ) -{

    }} Rated M for adult themes and slight cryptic content, along with violence and some 'triggering' information. {{
    }} All characters belong to Andrew Hussie. {{

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    Eridan Ampora enlisted in the United States Army, something his whole family, save for his older brother, Cronus, has done for years.
    Sollux Captor is a nobody in a small town. His older brother, Mituna, is a disabled veteran.
    Karkat Vantas is an asshole who decides to play matchmaker with a soldier and a brother of a veteran.
    Will things end out nicely for Eridan and Sollux? Or will war tear them apart?

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    The first year of middle school was full of harrowing experiences. Finally being in the same school as his three best internet friends was great (as the district had many more elementary schools than middle schools), but it also meant about three or four times as many bullies, breaking John's glasses, stealing his lunch, mocking his constant optimism. It wasn't John's fault that the world was so great! He was just a representative. But middle school was good, too! His teachers were always nice to him, and he got to hang around Dave, Jade, and Rose a lot more often.

    If he thought that schoolyard bullies were a difficulty, then what was coming next was going to hit him like a nuclear bag of bricks. 

     

    Homestuck mixed in a blender with equal parts Bokurano and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

    AKA: Homestuck, with giant robots!

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    Terranos City: made up of five districts, filled with notorious hitmen, and often deeply divided amongst individuals and gangs alike. Dave Strider is just beginning to make his way out from under the shadow of his older brother, who also happens to be one of the best hitmen in the Veilchen Borough, if not all of Terranos. But when a fight between the Striders and a mysterious duo from the Gold Fortune District goes awry, Dave finds himself infatuated with the world beyond his apartment... and with the boy in blue who saved his life.

    (Hitmanstuck AU by blackoutballad)

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    It's tech week during Skaia High's production of Pippin. Everyone is at each other's throats. Dave and Kanaya, the directors, are stressed about the show, but on top of that, they both have to win the hearts of the stunning members of the Junior class, Rose and Jade! Aradia has to deal with Stage Managing and Sollux Captor, the annoying Lights designer! Roxy has to keep her crush on John a secret, and, for the show stopping finale, will Terezi and Karkat make War, or Love!?!? Welcome Intrigue, Humor, Romance, Illusion, and Battles! You'll see John as Pippin, Karkat as Charlemagne, and Vriska and the dastardly Frastrada, plus, featuring the one and only, Miss Terezi Pyrope as the Lead Player!

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    John Egbert is on his way to his Gra- She is not my grandmother.- Sigh....To the house of his aunt's mother. Man does he dislike her or what? Anyways, he meets a stupid- and I am not saying he is stupid because he has a learning disability, I'm saying he's stupid because he is rude and mean and unpleasant to be a round.- wolf who is by the way his stalker. After getting to her house and then leaving, he gets kidnapped by.........

    Disclaimer. Andrew Hussie everyone!

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    You are cool.

    So cool, really cool. That's why you've been watching the same boy for two weeks and you haven't talked to him yet.

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    CG: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

    or

    The homestuck kids have a groupchat. Hijinks ensue.

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    Well we made it through the game! WhOOOOOOOO -activate clap track- John wants to show everyone this AWESOME treehouse he made back on Earth. AWESOME. Well that didn't go as planned and we are running from - HOLY COW ARE THOSE WALKING SKELETONS AND WHY DOES ONE LOOK LIKE HE IS IN COSPLAY?! Hilariousness ensues.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    Dave Strider is among the Eight Divines. A group of gods whose hands shaped the world of Skaia following the successful completion of a game known as SBURB.

    But, for thousands of years, he's felt that something is missing. Or... is it... someone?

    If only the eight kids became gods and the trolls forgot the game altogether & the subsequent mayhem that ensues when old couples meet again.

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    5/?
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    4
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