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    Dave gets a sugar daddy and discovers the truth

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    TG: this is the way we get drunk in the morning drunk in the morning drunk in the morning
    CG: THIS IS THE WAY SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT’S COFFEE
    TG: hoo boy touchy much
    TG: we should get together sometime
    CG: IF ANYONE’S TOUCHY IT
    CG: WHAT?

     

    In Which Two Internet Friends Finally Get Together In Real Life And Everything Goes Completely Off The Rails

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    AKA Ranchstuck!
    Dirk encounters Equius Zahhak, a worker for the local Neverland Ranch, as he was passing through town with his younger brother Dave. Like a duckling to its mother, he imprints and is enamored. After their brief encounter, will they meet again? (Hint: yes. Yes they do.)

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    2/?
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    Dave has a little secret, emphasis on little.

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    The Goddess did... something, that sounded like nails on a chalkboard and ozone burning, the hiss of static and something slowly drilling into his brain. The first thing he realized was that the feeling was surprisingly pleasant. The second thing he realized was that She was laughing.

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    Jade enjoys a fresh cup of coffee until John finds a robot part that's ultimately change their current lives

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    His whole face is an apology. The way he holds his body, the little smile he gives you as he turns away and walks over to open his door, the little glance he sends you as he lets Vriska walk in ahead of him, it’s all one big fucking apology. You don’t even move as the door swings shut. You can’t even believe it. He let her back into his apartment, after all that. He fucking let her in.

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    7/?
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    For the first time in his life, John goes to Texas to visit his cousin for vacation. He doesn't really want to go to in the first place. But as John meets Jade's countryside friends a.k.a her fellow members of the club of pricks, he thinks that maybe Texas isn't so bad after all.

    And it just so happens that after all the years, he falls madly in love with the most insufferable of all pricks, Dave Strider.

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    Dave strider has his eyes on a certain beauty new to his school. And damn can he work this jeans.

    (Lame summary don't kill me)

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    2/?
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    When Jake notices the company John has been keeping, he immediately becomes fearful for his cousin's safety.

    Demons are selfish. Demons are violent. Demons are quick to take advantage of humans, and he'll be damned if he let's his cousin fall prey to their whims. He's content to believe that they're all up to no good, but when Dirk shows up and throws a wrench in his plans, he might have to reevaluate his opinion on them. And maybe, just maybe, realize some other important things along the way.

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    2/?
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    New high school graduates Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have always known of each other, but they've never actually spoken. That is, not until their mutual friend, John, puts them together in one of the most unlikely of ways. Aside from that, John pairs them up at the most unlikely of times, too, seeing as Dave has just been hospitalized after being involved in a hit-and-run crash.

    This is a story about how a gift basket for Dave turns into a relationship between the graduated cool kid and the former debate team president.

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    8/?
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    You told him. You told him so many times you can't possibly fathom reaching the number by counting on both your fingers and toes.

    If he did so much as raise a finger against him, you would be sure to make the rest of his life a living hell. That is, if he was still alive by the time you were done with him.

    Yet here you are helplessly pounding on his run down front door through the sounds of yells, cries, and smashing glass just on the other side, unable to intervene or do anything useful.

    He didn't fucking listen.

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    It was never supposed to go this far.

    Bro should have known when to quit when he had the chance.

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    Based on an ongoing RP I am in. Translated meticulously from script format to paragraphs.

    4 Chords originally by Emily Hu. Seeing as nothing for this particular AU has been done in a long time, consider this a type of "spiritual successor" to it.

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    6/?
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    "Excuse me, my shower is broken and the goddamn matinance is not picking up. I need to go to school and is it OK if I use yours?"

    You are JOHN EGBERT and your neighbor is asking if he can use your shower. Why.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.
    And you are at war.

    Nobody can know your secrets. Your sex, the color of your eyes, your hopeless crush on your angry friend. They all have to stay hidden. Just like always.

    But how is that possible? You need to keep your friends and you alive! This is not your normal life!

    But you might as well get used to it, kid.

    Because it's your normal life now.

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    2
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    Takes place in Brockton Bay. I will say whose perspective the chapter/part of the chapter is from at the beginning of the chapter/part of the chapter.

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    "If you're interested, I can send you a link to the blog. It's very detailed."

    As much as you hate yourself for it, you take the bait.

    "Alright, fine. I'll check it out," you say nonchalantly. "Been thinkin' about maybe slimming down a little."

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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Dave Strider is not ready, he was just fine pretending the countdown didn't exist and he was in control of his own destiny, until he accidentally saw it and it said two weeks.

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    2/?
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    8
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    Humastuck AU where the Betas are facing the zombie apocalypse.

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