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    Dave picks Bro up at a bar.

    (Weak is a working title :y)

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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    35/?
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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    3/?
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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    11
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    40
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    3
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    406
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    64/91
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    1
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
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    42
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Chapters:
    104/?
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    You are Rose Lalonde and you work at a troll adoption agency.
    The birth of 24 new trolls seems to signal just another day at the agency. You couldn't be more wrong.

    ~~~~~
    You are Spades Slick and you have a plan to get rich.

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    English
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    730
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    1
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    47
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    “Uh, I think your boobs just hissed at me.”
    --
    In which having an alien girlfriend and an alien boyfriend is complicated. It's complicated and only Dave understands.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    84
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    17
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    This is a sequel. A seasonal thing that's just another thing out there floating around John and Dave's obvious homo attractions. As you can see I am bad at summaries. It's short. You might as well give it a read.

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    3.54 a.m. and your mouth tastes like chocolate and regrets and there is something he isn’t telling you.

    3.59 a.m. and your pride slips down your throat like the tears on your cheeks.

    4 a.m. and the red text on your screen isn’t as jarring as the blue of your “yeah dude, i totally get it, it's cool!”

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    3/3
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    71
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    Dave finds Bro's body and thinks about his life, and how Bro treated him, among other things. Talking to Terezi helps him mull it over.

    ((My take on how Dave felt when he found Bro's body.))

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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that your a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, you just moved in and don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    1/?
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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    14
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    3
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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    In which John has a birthday party, fun with his friends, and drinks too much. Shenanigans ensue.

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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    1/?
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    Trolls have needs, needs who have to be satisfied.
    Some trolls think they need only one quadrant to be filled but the other quadrants exist for a reason.

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    Some play the Game. Others are played by it. And across paradox-space, limitless iterations of countless people attempt to achieve their Destinies. Some do.

    Some do not.

    You have been Chosen. Will you play, or be played?

    The Game goes ever on, either way.

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    Chapters:
    107/?
    Comments:
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your best friend’s cute cousin from that weird Pacific island you can’t pronounce.

    Your name is Jade Harley and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your cousin's cute friend from college. No, seriously, you don't. I mean his flippy hair was pretty and all, but he was actually a bit weird and... stare-y? So no, you really don't.

    ...Although, to be perfectly honest, you're not even sure if you know what a crush is.

    ((Jade finally realizes she's a demiromantic asexual, with the aid of her aroace friend John, but worries about how her new boyfriend will react))

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    15
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    4
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