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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    Karkat hates himself. He's a good-for-nothing loser who spends most of his time alone in his room, watching bad movies and talking to himself. And he's not gay, he just happens to be a particularly flirty drunk. Not gay at all. Very Straight.

    A Humanstuck fanfiction about Karkat's struggles with obsessive thinking and self-deprecation. Lot's of DaveKat fluff.

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    “Why has your relationship status on facebook been changed to In A Relationship?”

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    (Will Update about every other day. Or when I feel like it.)

    (Crackfic)

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    It is not often that Dave Strider, sunglass-wearing stoic teenager and definitive psychopath, shows any hint of positive emotion.
    And it's all because of that infuriating teen with his perfect looks and charm. It drove Dave crazy.

    He just wanted John by his side.

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    They may have won the game, but still have to battle their own demons before everything's okay.

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    [AG]: Open the fucking door.
    [CG]: I SAID NO
    [AG]: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU NOOKSUCKING DICKTWITCH 8EFORE I FUCKING 8REAK IT DOWN
    ...
    [We're sorry, connection has been lost. Please log out and relog back into pesterchum to fix the error.]

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    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

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    you were time - meant to make the world turn.
    he was breath - meant to keep the planet he lives on with air flowing through veins.
    centuries can wear out people as does walking on a thin line where things can't be taken back.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Breeze, and your Miraculous grants you power over Wind and Chaos. You also have a crush on your best friend, Dave Strider.
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Turntable, and your Miraculous grants you power over Time and Order. You also have a crush on your partner, Breeze.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have no idea if this plan is going to work.

    Your best friend on the other hand is determined it will, and has even bet on it.

    "What the fuck are you thinking, Nepeta Leijon?"

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    Dave Strider is spending four weeks at a summer camp that he know is gonna suck. On the first day he meets John Egbert and maybe the summer will suck a little less. Now he just have to keep the fact that he's trans a secret.
    [Moved from fanfiction.net to this site]

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    Dave gets bored during movie night and comes up with a game. And it spirals out of control.

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    Hijacking somebody's body might be rude, but when you've let them do it a few times before you can't really be surprised when they take it by force.

    You also can't really be surprised when they use your body to get something they've wanted for almost as long as they've been in existence.

    It's a shame that you don't want it, too.

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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    Dirk doesn't really enjoy his birthday under normal circumstances, let alone when his friends have encouraged the whole new universe gang to get together out in the woods for a shindig. Hal takes him aside for a breather after demands that Dirk give a speech leave him feeling disconnected and depressed. Roxy runs interference, shenanigans ensue.

     

    *Sexy* shenanigans.

    Takes place after Remember To Say Please And Thank You

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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and it all began in July.

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