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    Just some Dave x Karkat Oneshots.

    All characters (and Homestuck) belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

    Some of the oneshots take place in an AU (12th Perigee's Eve, "D-Stri", It must be fate, and Alternian Voyager). The following take place post-retcon in the canon universe (may or may not have a few subtle alterations or fanon details depending on fic): Flood, Out of The Closet, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon. Flood, Never Enough Time, and Event Horizon take place post-new universe (game win)

    Each oneshot has a different concept that is mentioned in the chapter summary, as it's kind of hard to cover each fic here seperately (considering that they deal with multiple universes, and multiple points in the post-retcon timeline.)

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    8/?
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    "You know he'll throw you off. You know he'll scream at you, kick you out, and avoid you forever. But you had to feel this just one damn time. You had to feel his skin against yours, his hot breath on your face, his teeth nicking the edge of your lip and his hands in your hair, whether it was pulling or not.

    So you tell yourself to soak in every second of it while you can."

    (Rated M for future chapters, has DaveTerezi scenes but is mainly a Davekat fic.)

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    3/?
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    35
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    5
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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    6/?
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    45
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    153
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    25
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    4/?
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    6
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    You've stranded yourself on the other side of the country. You're somehow living in a shitty apartment with an insomniac college student and a perpetually angry baker. You're certain that the neighbor's tiny green dog is actively trying to kill you. And despite your greatest "no homo" efforts, you can't stop staring at the angry baker's ass.

    You, Dave Strider, are absolutely fucked.

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    2/?
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    2
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    25
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    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and hell if it isn't excessive effort to get through each day. But, hey. Them's the breaks, and you've learned to deal with it over the years.

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    3/?
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    “Bullshit, I’m smooth as fuck”
    Karkat laughs a little bit more. “Strider, you’re not…”
    And then he isn’t talking anyone. Probably because you’re kissing him.

    Or: How to pretend you haven't been snogging your bestfriend, a guide by Dave Strider (edited by Karkat Vantas)

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    *Majorly Edited*
    A 2013 work that I've picked up again and started to edit/add new chapters to.
    New Plot Synopsis: Dave and Karkat are the only two people on the meteor who don't have someone to keep company with for the duration of the three year voyage. To combat extreme loneliness, they decide the only excuse they can come up with to make sure they aren't completely alone is to try and fit themselves into a blackrom. But why is Dave so intent on filling that quadrant specifically? And why can't Karkat bring himself to hate Dave?

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    8/?
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    Dave Strider was broken.
    Dave Strider made rules, so it would never happen again.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    344
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    A new kid, who happens to have only been homeschooled, Dave, transfers into Karkat's school and Karkat has to deal with him... This story follows Karkat as his life collides head-on with Dave's and they build a relationship. Strong language.

    I know it's so original but I love this AU

    I copied it from my Wattpad account because f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶W̶a̶t̶t̶p̶a̶d̶

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    11/?
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    ORIGINALLY TITLED:
    In which Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are Bored as Hell and Eventually Grow Close to Each Other in Multiple Ways

    Karkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.

    A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.

    Act one: complete
    Intermission one: complete
    Act two: complete
    Intermission two: complete
    Act three: in progress

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    71/?
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    You got lucky. You got lucky that you fell prey to opponents who respected, to some extent, the rules of war. You're lucky you're not dead. Okay, you have no idea when or how you are going to get back home, you guess.

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    4/?
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    21
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    5
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    Karkat and Dave are met with a new challenge... or at least Karkat is. And that is being nice to an ambassador that had come from a far away land to visit and discuss negations with the Queen of Britain along with whether or not there should be an alliance.

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    Today is the day, you think. Eighteenth year of your miserable life begun just a few minutes ago and you still cannot sleep. It's midnight and it's too quiet to be normal.

    Exiting your apartment seemed to have been a good idea, but it turned out to be the opposite. There was no sound at all. Either you are dreaming or something is seriously wrong. Like… for example, this creepy weird horned guy (seriously horns, wtf, why would you cosplay at night, that makes no sense?) who is holding some sort of weird cupcake-like device in the middle of your roof and looking at you like you have grown another head.

    Until you see a black shadow with… wait, is that a fucking chainsaw?
    While you were wondering that, you, Dave Strider, just realized that you may have gone to the wrong place at a very wrong time, as you fall down and everything fades to black.

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    Karkat:

    "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him."

    Dave:
    I really wasn't glad for this move.

    Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move.

    All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

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    24/?
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    101
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    Eridan Ampora seems to have it all: the Presidency, a group of friends, and a full set of quadrants to boot. However, there are fresh problems afoot. Old memories come back, testing old friendships. People won't be who they seem. And a new opportunity has presented itself to the host club, making it explode in ways unprecedented.

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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    24
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    6
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    Karkat's dad drags him to a fourth of July party where he find out something he could have lived without knowing. He calls his uncle Slick for help.

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    The regular arguing between Karkat and Dave.

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    Living underground is hard enough as it is. But Karkat Vantas, aka the most unlucky person who has ever lived, has it worse. He’s living underground with John Egbert.
It’s not as bad as it sounds. Karkat steers away from his as much as he can, spending the majority of his time in training or in his quarters. He’s fine. It’s fine.

    But, all because of one fucked-up prank, Karkat’s bad luck is off the charts. He’s found himself breaking Rule Number One, and now he’s stuck outside in a post apocalyptic wasteland (there’s a reason they live underground, goddamn it) with only one person. John-goddamn-Egbert.

    Unwillingly, Karkat finds himself leading John to the only refuge there is. Along the way, they find out that things aren't always as they seem, and maybe, just maybe, they weren't the only survivors after all.

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    23,294
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    212

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