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    AU: Back before he moved, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas were (usually) best friends. However, when Karkat flies out from Ohio to see Strider after six months, he's shocked to see how much his bro has changed - with the new car, the new best friend, and the new need to leave Karkat behind every chance he gets, fighting is inevitable.

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    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 

    Everyone on Earth C is paired up. Except for Jade Harley, who doesn't even have someone to slow dance with at Rose and Kanaya's wedding.

    That is, until an unlikely swing partner brings her out onto the floor.
    Fluffy. Rarepair. 1950s style GCATavrosprite x Jade Harley.

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    “Hang on, hang on, hang on,” he pants out. There’s an adorable red flush high on his cheeks. “What the hell is going on? What’s — what’s —"

    “What’s this?” you say, giving him a little nudge with your hip. His brows crease adorably but he still doesn’t pull away. “Congrats, you’re the owner of a shiny new dingdong! Wanna take it out for a test run?”

    You’d never in a million, billion years expect him to say yes. But he bites his lip and doesn’t say no.

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    Dave Strider isn’t the kind of kid who gets tied up in murder investigations. He’s the kind of kid who deliberately tries to avoid murder investigations, actually. He doesn’t intend to get wrapped up in the death of Skaia High School’s resident quarterback, or to be forcefully befriended by the teenage second coming of Oliver Wendell Holmes. He certainly doesn’t intend to get a boyfriend, either.

    Terezi Pyrope, on the other hand, intends everything.

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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bonafide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

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    You're name is Dave Strider, and you can't get the thought of your best bro out of your head, or the feel of your own lips out of your mind.

    You think you might actually be a little bit gay.

    But you really, really don't want to think about it.

    Or, in which Dave abuses his time travel powers on the meteor to see if he is actually interested in kissing guys. Guys being Karkat.

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    Dave decides to try his hand at making food, but a mishap in the kitchen brings back some unpleasant memories.

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Dave and Karkat build a pillow fort and an unexpected chain of events occurs.

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    Based on a Dialogue Prompt

    "Well, if you'd woken up properly the first time I kicked you, I wouldn't have had to do it four more times."

    In which a sleepy Dave has to deal with an even grumpier Karkat.

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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    A sudden change was hard.
    This change was painful.
    He moved away from an abusive home which he doesn't know if he should be grateful about and is living with a ton of fucked up kids who are just as messed up as him.

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    Karkat is hanging out at Gamzees house watching rom coms when he asks him about how much he has changed and why. At first he can't answer, but after a few moments he decides to go ahead and tell him everything.

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    Nepeta and Gamzee took off. Karkat ran, watching as Gamzee threw himself over the boxes. He ran to the back seat of his car and threw his bags in, crawling into the frontseat and slamming the door.

     

    He saw Nepeta running out with a yelling Sollux behind her. Karkat could have sworn his heart stopped when he saw the officer pull his weapon out of it's holster.

     

    There was a split second before the loud popping noise that echoed throughout the warehouse where Nepeta turned to face him. She threw out her fist and it connected with his jaw with a sound much quieter than the gunshot. Then she was running again.

     

    Being a criminal is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.

    It gets harder when a flirtatious drug dealer, a rich girl, two ditzy cops, and a corrupt and very powerful company get thrown into the mix.

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    Dave has been spiralling down for a long time now, everyone knows this. Now he's found himself in a strange and foreign place after making a mistake. The only thing that could make this more unusual is that Karkat of all people is here with him

     

    Karkat and Dave are stuck in a psych ward together.

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    Karkat falls for Dave, and doesn't get back up.

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    Super villains always get the horrible label of being evil and having no heart or really no soul in order to do what they're doing. But Karkat is different. Being The Red Baron is fun for him but his reasons for being the Red Baron aren't exactly his.

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    2/?
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    Sometimes, societal standards involving who can and can't be punched in the face in the middle of a Walmart get in the way of punching someone who really deserves it. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts.

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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
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    21
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