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    “You’re like that plant, the one that closes its leaves whenever it’s touched. Mimosa pudica. Someone gets close and touches your leaves and you fold the fuck up, even if that someone isn’t going to hurt you.”

    you set in motion a chain of events that forces you to confront the thing that scares you the most: yourself.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Faced with their kingdom crumbling, Kankri asks Karkat to find a spouse. Karkat didn't expect said spouse to be an asshole with apple juice in one hand, and a ring in the other.

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    some Davekat smut ive been working on for a while. possibly more chapters, idk.

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    It's not on purpose... right?

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    TG: lmao wait are you looking for bugs to eat under the counters dude

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Why couldn't these hunters give Karkat and his hive a break? Ah, yes, because nice things are for other people. How could he forget.

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    A collection of oneshots written for DaveKatWeek 2017. Compiled here for convenience.

    Day 1: Post-Canon "Baby Steps"
    Day 2: AU: "Target and the Troll"
    Day 3: Crossover-Animal Crossing: "Mayor Strider and the Black Cat"
    Day 4: Sadstuck: "You're You"
    Day 5: Leave it Up to Fate: "Shit.... Let's Be Parents"
    Day 6: Fluff: "A Slice of Key Lime Karkat Pie Please!"
    Day 7: Free Choice "Painting"

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    Dave Strider never liked showers. In fact, he despised them. But, for a completely different reason that normal people. He hated being dirty, but he couldn't ever look at himself, because of what he did to his body.

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    Two people come out of the box, with English accents. The girl was curious, her ginger hair flicking as she turned her head, with a look of confidence. The man, on the other hand, clad in a bow tie and suspenders, seemed very confused.

    "Yes. I hit something. That shouldn’t be possible; there shouldn’t be anything in the time stream, and definitely not around these parts… and definitely not…”

    You clamber to your feet – clamber? No. You… slide to your feet with cool indifference – and make yourself known, interrupting them.

    “Whatcha lookin’ for?”

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    Inspired by the song "Best Friends" by grandson.

    Don't read it if you're sensitive to and dislike explicit things involving kinks, humor, language, violence, and the likes. I don't have it all planned out, so I will add tags as I go along and footnotes just in case.

    This is a drug dealer AU centering around Karkat and Dave.

    Please feel free to provide constructive criticism and suggestions for what you'd like to see!

    This is NOT COMPLETE.

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    Dave was wandering the meteor when he found a secret basement and he decides to show his best friend, Karkat.

    Shenanigans ensue.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated 2-4 times a week.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    TT: hey kk i know we havent talked much recently but i have something i want to get off my chest

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    John and Dave tries to convince Karkat to adopt.

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    Dave shows up at Camp Half-Blood without his memory.
    The demigods welcome the newcomer with confusion as they recover from the war with Gaea. However, Nico is suspicious as he tried to figure out how this teenager came to camp, who he is, and why he is here.
    This is all about the confusion that is Homestuck and Greek Mythology (to which only increases as their world's collide), as heroes unite together to find a way home and fight one unknown foe who only has come out of the shadows to get her revenge!

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    35/?
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    Alma Harlow have always loved the idea of not being alone in the universe, and so, one lucky day, the trolls of Alternia contact them and an alliance is formed. The newly graduated Alma goes on a trip to Alternia and comes back with something no one could have expected, a son with rust colored blood and candy corn colored horns.

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