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    The last time you looked at the clock above your laptop it was 3 in the morning. You considered trying to go to sleep, but it didn't work the last time you tried. Or the time before that. Or for the past three days.

    You haven’t slept in three days.

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    “Psionics used to move ships faster than light and now they use it to move trash. I wonder what your grandfather would think.” you say.

    “I wish I could move this garbage into the next dimension instead of piling it here.” Sollux growls.

    As a newly molted adult troll, Karkat Vantas moves on with his life and reaches a milestone.

    Takes place immediately after the events of "comfortable minds?"

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    John, Dave, and Karkat get into relationships based on magic hypnosis (consensual) and troll pheromones (not so much). Then they act surprised when there are problems. Features slow relationship-building; a lot of confusion on John's part about his post-hypnosis sexuality; and shirtless cuddle-papping pile scenes.

    It's going to be pretty funny when they figure out about the pheromones.

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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

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    TG: im throwin a sick party
    TG: on friday
    CG: AND WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR BRAIN THINK THAT THIS FACT WOULD BE EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTING TO ME.
    CG: EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
    TG: im telling you cause you will come to my sick party

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    It all starts with a simple post-coital question: “So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?”
    As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough.

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    “Karkat,” Dave said, “Karkitty, honeybear, sweetiepie, I told you we should have pulled over and asked for directions.”

    (Or, a story in which Karkat and Dave get lost, Dave is a little shit, and Kanaya makes a mistake.)

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    College AU. Davekat.

    Karkat Vantas is a student and a TA, trying to carve his way through the havoc that is graduate school. He meets Dave Strider, a pink-haired undergrad with facial piercings and a 'cool kid' attitude. After a discovery about Strider's job on the side, Karkat can't get him out of his mind, and their lives become more entangled with one another as time goes on.

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    Love is a confusing thing, especially when you add trolls into the mix. Dave Strider is about to learn this the hard way.

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    For the HSWC prompt: "Remember when Dave was famous for making movies and was traveling the world, but kept seeing the same kid at every airport he went?"

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.

    Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.

    The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.

    Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.

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    Dave Strider has a secret he's been keeping. Two, actually. His huge crush on his middle school best friend and his time powers. Dave will have to make a big decision when something terrible happens. Should he risk going back in time and trying to fix it? Or should he just accept that this is what was supposed to happen?

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    HSCW BR1 Prompt; Dave♥/♦Karkat. Do you remember when Dave was having nightmares and he would go to sleep in Karkat's bed, while trying to keep up the coolkid act?

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    Inspired by a tumblr prompt of writing a pairing and a Text From Last Night, which, in this case, was "Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world."

    I couldn't decide who was the more awkward nerd between the two, so I went with both.

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    Dave lies about having experience and gets into a bit of a situation with Karkat.

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    You hide in your block. Not wanting to make contact with anyone. It isn't what you're in the mood for. No, you just wanted someone- anyone- to push you against the wall, kiss you roughly, and- wait. Following that train of thought is probably a bad idea, and it'll bite you in the ass. Or- and just make you feel more miserable.

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    Latula is the raddest kid in school without not a care in the world. Or so it seems to everyone else. An odd friendship is formed between Latula and history teacher Dirk when she catches him with the gym teacher and attempts to blackmail him, only for it to get blown back in her face. As the two get to know more about each other, their relationship gets dicey and maybe just slightly illegal.

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    Fill for the prompt: Remember when Dave and Karkat sparred for the first time and it was an utter disaster?

    (HSWC Bonus Round 1)

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    Karkat gets caught in a literal bind when he fiddles with the meteor lab's wiring. To make matters worse, his matesprit is too busy cracking bad jokes and flirting with him to be of much help.

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