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    “Well, would you rather the day last for more than twenty four hours? You could be on death-row for a month instead, does that sound better?”

    “Nah, no, fuck no. But, like anyone’s looking forward to tomorrow. Whoopee, your skin is now marked for all of eternity, a tattoo of death. Well, it would be for eternity if we didn’t sacrifice you the following day at sundown.”

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    New high school graduates Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have always known of each other, but they've never actually spoken. That is, not until their mutual friend, John, puts them together in one of the most unlikely of ways. Aside from that, John pairs them up at the most unlikely of times, too, seeing as Dave has just been hospitalized after being involved in a hit-and-run crash.

    This is a story about how a gift basket for Dave turns into a relationship between the graduated cool kid and the former debate team president.

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    Karkat Vantas is the best student a school could ask for. He has perfect grades, is always on time, and spends his free time working on extra credit or studying. But he is different, an outcast. You see, unlike the other students, Karkat Vantas is an Unknown. His aspect is not one of the eleven known. He is prefect, and yet he is not.

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    “I’m going to romance the fuck out of you,” you inform him. “I’m going to seduce you with an expensive dinner and romantic mood lighting and all that fun stuff, and then I’m going to take you home and blow your mind.”

     

    In Which The Human Protagonist Treats His Alternian Kismesprit To Several Courses Of Ridiculously Expensive Food And Seduces Him Throughout The Course Of The Meal Before Taking Him Home And Pailing His Brains Out. Includes: Mild Alcohol Use, Quadrant Fuckery, Nookworm Use, Blindfolding, Mild Consensual Rope Bondage, And Sloppy Makeouts In The Back Of A Taxi.

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    Karkat is an uninspired and depressed author. Dave is a ambitious musician starting to make it big with the wrong songs.

    What will happen when they come together? will they fit together like puzzle pieces or will there worlds come crashing down?

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    7/?
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    75
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    5
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    657
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    The last thing city boy Karkat Vantas wants is to go to summer camp. But when his parents insist, he's forced to spend the summer in the woods where he meets Dave Strider who is a photographer, sunglasses wearing douche extraordinaire. But things get interesting when Karkat and Dave a paired up for a trip into the woods alone together.

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    Karkat meets Dave in their senior year of high school. Fun times entail, as well as a few obnoxious ones.

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    6/?
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    3
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    "This is the final, you are the failing. This is the retro, you are the out of style. This is the grinding, you are the decay. This is the funeral, you are the casket." It's Primetime, and Dave Strider plans to make a performance for his audience.

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    14
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    When you see the familiar messily-spotted pants, your heart nearly bursts with excitement (barely figuratively. Your pusher hasn't been the same after the Game.)

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you have not seen your moirail in nearly two sweeps. Years. Whatever. You haven't seen anyone that you used to know, actually.

    Two years ago, you finished the Game.

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    6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You're in a bit of a situation, and you can never buy milk in peace.

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    When Dave and Karkat argue over the last remaining corndog and suitable condiments, how will things go?

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    CONTAGION FIC. Shortly after Dave and Rose arrive on the meteor, Dave falls ill. Normally, that wouldn't be a big deal, but when you're trapped in a bunker with six other people, there's really no way to avoid the germs! EDIT: It looks like this story is going to get serious; my apologies to everyone who wanted it fluffy!

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    6/?
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    three different relationships. all the humans and trolls are on earth and not everyone know's each other, what will happen???

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    * Human!stuck highschool AU*

    “‘Did you fucking eyeball me?’

    The locker room around me became quiet instantaneously, and I looked up curiously to find that the voice was trained towards me. A large senior male glared in my direction, his body tense with anger. ‘Do you think you’re all cool and shit, just because you wear shades?’ He sneered. ‘Because you have a lot to learn if you’re going to go to this school.’”

     

    Sixteen-year-old Dave Strider is bullied and beat up on a daily basis at his new school. With a traumatizing past, family problems at home, and untold scars, it seems like Dave is too broken to be fixed. Until Karkat Vantas comes around.

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    You hit a cow. It jumps, moos worriedly and then takes off running in a panic. You giggle at the animal as it pushes its way behind other of its kind and generally just goes all over the place for a couple of seconds. You tried to follow it with your mouse, but you ended up losing it when your eyes do that annoying thing where the skin around them scrunch up whenever you smile or laugh.

    You go around hitting every one of the cows once, and watch as they all run around in a wild panic and you have to hold your hand over your mouth to keep from losing it. You wonder if there are other animals in this game, and if there are, if they all do that. You may try to get a herd of them together at some point and just have a hayday with it. That is probably the best idea anyone's ever had playing this game.

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    Basically a Steven Universe AU for Homestuck, or better known as GemStuck

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    Karkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.

    A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.

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    Karkat's family doesn't really get the 'gay' thing. So on the trip to his Dad's Girlfriend's Ski Lodge for Christmas break, he decides to ask his best dude bro to pretend to be his boyfriend. Just to get his family to shut up, of course.
    Dave Strider doesn't really understand why it's such a huge deal, he gets free cuddles, so what can go wrong?
    Until he realizes that every platonic moment he's felt may not have been so platonic. He's not gay, so why in hell does he want to kiss his best friend?
    Shenanigans ensue.

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    Language:
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    2
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    6
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    289

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