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    It was supposed to be simple. Damara would take Kankri to the hypnotism tent at the county fair, he'd go in (and maybe be hypnotized into not preaching so much), and Damara would take a smoke break outside. That part was a piece of cake. What happened after? Not so much.

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    "I don't give a shit, Terezi, alright?! I have been with you every step of this whole fucking journey and if you think that none of it matters, all that I did for you was some goddamn stupid act, than you can get your ass over here right now and hug me like I'm the biggest scalemate you've ever fucking seen..."

    It was never meant to be this hard.

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    3/?
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    a davekat fluff story the starts out just like the little mermaid, totally different story though

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    1/?
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    You just wish your Bro would stop doing whatever the fuck illegal thing he’s doing at the club.

    Eventually that wish comes true. In the worst way possible.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.

     

    In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.

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    15/?
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    It's a fact that there are a lot of really cool people online. Too bad that Karkat didn't run into one.

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    john gets raped by one of his friends problem is he cant remember who, will we discover the truth and catch this evil person?

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    6/6
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    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider and good god are you turned on right now.

    You probably won't be for long.

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    1/1
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    3
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    They've been on a first name basis since high school started, Karkat knows. He only ever calls Dave by his last name when he's pissed at him or when they're high like this. He knows why. It's to keep the distance.
    What he doesn't know is why he keeps lying to himself about what's going on.
    He supposes its easier.
    Easier to pretend theres distance when all he wants is to speed up time until he's high enough not to think twice about obeying his instincts when they tell him to climb over the bar table and into Dave's lap.

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    At the primere party for the sequel of the second sequel of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Rose sets up a charity event in which anyone who donates wins a chance to have a dinner date with Dave Strider, the famous movie star. John thinks it's funny to enter Karkat's name in the drawing.....

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    7/?
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    15
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    Rose is a ballerina. The best Skaia Dance School has to offer, in fact. To her, hip-hop and new, alternitave-style dancers are the lowest of low. They dance to modern music, mindless noise, and she can't stand how the school brings them in.

    Jade scores a dance scholarship to Skaia Dance School, suddenly taken from her life of dancing (and living) on the streets to a prestigious boarding school.
    Now, if only she could figure out why the pretty ballerina hates her guts.

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    9/?
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    I listen to a song one of my friends recommend and then I write a one-shot about it.

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    where dave takes a little while to figure things out and gamzee is a cliche bad guy and karkat is adorable and yells. mostly fluff. vague on the plot. sprinkles of smut.

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    3/3
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    37
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    5
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    13/?
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    Your name is on my wrist, and I'd love to talk to you. I'm very sorry I haven't contacted you before, my mother has warned me against it for so long. I'm sorry if this comes off as too forward, but I'm very nervous, you are so pretty! I look forward to talking to you. Sincerely, Rose Lalonde.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

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    “…and on the front lines of our war on crime are the loyal officers and detectives of the Bureau of Crime Control, who risk their lives every day out in the Blocks to keep us safe. Remember that if you see any suspicious persons or activity, you must report it to the Bureau or risk negligence charges. Our people are here to help, and safe streets start with good people.”

    In which:
    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider are detective partners, investigating Kanaya Maryam and her boss, and a game is afoot that is much bigger than anyone really thought.

    Or, a mega crime AU featuring very sad people making bad decisions and risking everything.

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    3/?
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    "Dave had long ascertained he was not meant for alien romance.

    Human romance? He didn't know how he'd do with that. His attempts at that had been centred around his ecto-sister, his aroace best friend, and his other best friend who had dated another version of him. Awkward.

    Still, he figured he would have dealt better with that than with troll romance. It's not just that it's complicated, because he is a smart cookie, so if he'd bothered he'd have gotten it fairly simply- he understood the basics, anyway, no matter what he told Karkat.

    And then Karkat happened."

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    Dave thinks about quadrants whilst Kanaya and Karkat attempt to discuss the very same thing. Everything turns out much gayer than originally intended.

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    he already left once, why not just never come back

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