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    Awful title, I know, I'll change it later.

    Karkat (Ariel) is a mutant merperson, and to avoid being culled, he must accept Rose's (Ursula's) deal to become a human and kiss his yet-to-be-found one true love.

    Dave is one of the three prince's of Derse, and if Dirk and Roxy could just stop fighting and Dirk could just pull himself together and marry a girl or something (long shot), his life would be so much simpler. Until then, his best bet is to stay away from his warring siblings and maybe wander the beach a little bit.

    In which the trolls are merfolk, the kids are humans, Rose is an octopus, Vriska is an eel, and Equius and Nepeta are humans because why not. Also Terezi.

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    Karkat sits alone in his… in their hive. He misses him so much. Post-Masterpiece.

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    For some time now, the Angel Dave Strider has sat on the edges of the clouds and watched a certain demon with nubby horns from afar.
    For some time now, the Demon Karkat Vantas has noticed a weird angel watching him whenever he visits the surface.
    And neither of these things really mattered until both Heaven and Hell decided a couple humans needed watching and Dave and Karkat are both sent to talk these humans over to their side.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    Seriously, just pure fluff.

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    You are Dave Strider, or that's who you wish to be. You were stuck in this body that serves you as a prison. Your name is- was Elizabeth Strider But Elizabeth is dying, shedding away until only Dave remains
    This is your story

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    Dave Strider finds Karkat Vantas through their blog on Tumblr at the suggestion of his sister Rose. They start talking and actually live pretty close to each other.

    Lets just say their relationship ends up being really confusing.

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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    the whole night through
    (gene kelly)

    Dave has spent his whole life dreaming of this boy every night. He's never met him, he's not even sure how he knows his name.

    So his whole life changes when he walks through the door of his coffee shop.

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    You scream but you know no one will hear you and you scratch out your eyes, everything blurry.

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    Sometimes you've just gotta communicate, y'know? Maybe listen to your crotch-appendage instead of your overly-nervous head, for once; it might get you head.

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    Dave Strider has been forced into a marriage that he doesn't even want to be a part of, but he's so afraid of what'll happen if he doesn't go through with it. When he decides to practice so that he doesn't mess up, he realizes he's done something very, VERY dangerous.

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    Despite the time spent messing with music, Dave still can't hold a tune.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki SIlvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    A prize for a tumblr giveaway.

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    Instead of actually focusing on getting the steps right to the dance he'd practiced for the past week and a half, he'd been distracted. Sabotaged, even. Rose knew he'd be dancing here so why, tonight of all nights, when Karkat was on shift, did she decide to bring her hot brother along?

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