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    Holidays are the worst for Karkat Vantas. But this year a certain shades wearing dumbass might just make his Thanksgiving a little more bearable.

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    The Game didn't know what to do with you, so it spit you out with a messed-up body and the wrong anatomy entirely.

     

     

    It wouldn't be so bad, if your lack of a dick had been accompanied by a lack of need, but you're so horny it hurts and there's nothing you can do to relieve it. How do you get off when you don't have anything to get off with?

    What the hell are you supposed to do?

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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - ? (Shooting for 20 - 25 but we'll see)

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    For a short time on the meteor, Dave switches out of his god-tier pajamas and into regular clothes. Karkat finds his pajamas and tries them on. Shenanigans ensue.

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you fell from the sky.

    You hadn't meant to; you were trying to make a wish by catching a fallen star by the tail. The star turned out to be stronger than you. Now, on Earth, alone and unsure of yourself, what can you do except find someone who might believe? And what do you do when you yourself start to question?

    (NaNoWriMo 2017 entry)

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    Dave gets high off his ass while in a depressive episode to distract from traumatic flashbacks. Karkat shows up in the middle of this.

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    I’ll never be able to do what other teenagers get to do. When the world robs your health from you, robs your face from you, they rob from you everything else you’ve ever wanted. Because people are fucked up. And all they see is what’s on the outside.

    Inspired by the book Wonder by R. J. Palacio.

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    Dave’s voice was an angelical echo that pulled him back from the dark depths of his stupefied mind. He hated it there, absolutely hated it there.

    Inspired by the world of Hiveswap, where the trolls live in a disgusting dictatorship, this is a scenario where wealthy humans are the dictators, and trolls are bred to obey. Naturally, there's a resistance, secret meetings and a whole lot of uneducated planning, the only reality that Karkat's known, until Dave's forced into his life via Hell's most efficient express: a group project.

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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    The artificial island territory of Skaia has been the center of technological innovation for decades. Their lifelike Kobian androids are coveted for their humanity, yet reviled for their tendencies to grow far more sentient than anyone could ever dream of. Androids, once the pride of Skaia, are now reviled; resentment is growing. As unrest grips the population, human-on-android violence increases.

    This isn't a story about teaching a robot how to love. This is a tale of robots teaching people what it means to love.

    (This is a rewrite of an earlier fic.)

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    Dave was silent.

    YES. YOU.

    The voice answered him before he even had a chance to speak up and voice his confusion or curiosity with a lack of delicacy only a child was capable of. It had a harsh way of speaking, brash enough to be rude and so loud the sound of his voice practically echoed off his skull. In it he could feel the rich, crimson flow of blood, the drip, drip, of molten lava degrading stone so ancient not even the gods of old would have lived to see it form. A being so old, so vast, that even to speak his name would grant one with immeasurable power. It made him shudder, little hands clenching into fists against rough stone.

    HUMAN CHILD.

    In which Dave is alone and Dragons exist.

    Shenanigans ensue.

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

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    I just wanted to write a one-shot because I appreciate turntechGeneticist717's work Book Covers and I couldn't think of any better way to show my gratitude for its existence than a gifted work. (Or the comments I left, but this work is marvelous and I've always wanted to write a work as a gift, anyway) I wrote this at midnight and I also am mediocre at writing, and thus I got way off topic from the coffee despite its presence in the title and the first paragraph. I am also really proud of this despite myself.

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    “What can the Force do?”
    “Everything?”
    “No,” Redglare said. “It can only do what you can do, Karkat. The Force isn’t some magic super power that you learn to possess. And I’ll tell you a secret.” She leaned closer. “There is no light or dark side,” she whispered. “There’s only people and the choices they make. But you already know that, Karkat.The Force is you. It’s me. It’s everything. Good. Evil. Rebel. Empire… the air, the land, the stars… even the confines of time and space are not excluded from the reaches of the Force… it does not discriminate.”
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    Three years after the destruction of the Imperial Death Star and the Rebellion has bearly made a dent in the vast Empire's rule. When the Empire discovers, yet again, the hiding place of the resistance, Princess Kanaya Maryam flees with her entourage of friends while her moirail, Karakt Vantas, follows a message to a Jedi that may not even be alive. Meanwhile, a secret elite group of Rebels investigates Imperial activities deep in the Core Worlds.
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    Second of the Original Trilogy! This is my HS/SW crossover series. Heirs of Hope is posted, and the prequels have been posted. This will update every Sunday. Enjoy! Thank you!

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    "A triumph."
    -Dave Strider, about getting his dick sucked for the first time

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    I don't know why i did this but its cute. Based off of those questions you should ask yourself about your otp. You can request ships. I thought of it for a humanstuck universe but most of it should work for canon two.

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