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    Karkat's face is cherry red and Dave just wants to get a little closer to him.

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    [TG] karkat
    [TG] i think there's a pink dragon outside
    [TG] or was it red?
    [TG] karkat
    [TG] help a bro out
    [CG] YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    Your brothers always told you that life isn't a fairy tale. That's why Bro holds down two jobs while you and Dirk go to school. Somebody has to pay the bills after all. Life is never easy for a Strider, especially not for your older brothers, and you know they have a lot on their plates. This is the first excuse you make not to tell them when things start to get bad again.

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    Dave and Karkat snuggles for about 100 words
    that is all
    (I totally made it 100 words on purpose- it was kinda hard)

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    "Dave, are you even fucking listening, asswipe?"

    The uncannily familiar voice echoed through your ears while you tried to open your eyes, blinking away the sleepiness. There was something strange about this situation; perhaps it was the way you were certain a pillow could be more rigid than you. Jello, even.

    [...]

    You didn't manage to keep your eyes open much longer, despite your lazy struggling; then, everything faded into blackness.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    Too fat, too skinny, too ugly... too motherfuckin' beautiful. Travis Martinez has been called all of these things, and all of them have shaped who he is as a person. He's not special, strong, or weak; he's nothing. But he's a very big something, a very big miracle, in the eyes of Gamzee Makara; a boy who would lose everything, especially his mind, in a heartbeat if he lost Travis.

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    Karkat is woken up by his obnoxious next door neighbor making a smoothie at God's Asscrack o'clock.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    In an apocalyptic city populated by the dead Dave struggles to stay alive and just as he's about to give up he finds something that might just make this all worth it.

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    I'm counting back
    The number of the steps
    It took for me to get
    Back on the wagon of the weekend
    I'll use the autotimer to prove that
    I'll get home with my imagination...
    A is for the address on the letter
    To my alcoholic friends

    Karkat Vantas is doing his best to survive as a graduate student instructor without breaking any of the little rules that one has to follow when straddling the delicate line between 'student' and 'teacher.' This all goes beautifully and horribly wrong when he wakes up on the first day of summer break to discover a naked (and blind) student in his bed. Even better, Dave "Worst Student Ever" Strider shows up to give her a ride home. Turns out the world is a helluva lot smaller than it seemed only a few blissfully short hours before, but time travel only applies when tripping on DXM and by that time Karkat has already fallen headfirst into a summer filled with extremely questionable hijinks.

    Sex hijinks.

    There are worse ways to fuck up Teaching Ethics for Dummies, but Karkat's having a hard time thinking of any.

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    Karkat Vantas is bad at math, a track star, and a vengeful elder god. Out of those three things, he's only aware of two.

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    It starts out from when Karkat attempts suicide.

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    Literally just some davekat fluff because it's an otp of mine and I want to work on writing fluff. Established davekat.

    I guess Karkat is drunk.

    I might include this in a longer fic at some point.

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    A slice of life about Karkat Vantas who's heading into his Junior year of Highschool and maybe gains a crush on his best friend Dave.

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    Dave likes playing with Karkat's horns. (Karkat likes it, too.)

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    19/?
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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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    Karkat is used to being a miner, working underground with other trolls for their human owners. He has all but given up hope of finding his friends; the ones he played the game with in his other life. All this is about to change, as Karkat is sold to a rich human named Dave.

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    6/?
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    48
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