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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    In which Rose Lalonde runs a highly successful occult blog, wherein she talks about life, friendship, family, summoning the dark forces to do your bidding, romance, and other Typical Teenage Things.

    And in which Kanaya Maryam moves into the house next door, runs a mildly popular photojournaling fashion/cosplay blog, and, unbeknownst to Rose, is one of her most avid readers.

    And in which a summer courtship is performed through a series of message-board shenanigans, misunderstandings, daydreaming, awkward romantic overtures, indirect love letters, and one (1) séance.

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    In a doomed line where Karkat succumbs to the struggles of their journey, and those on the meteor have to find a way to work without him.

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    In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.

    “Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.

    You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    The Condescension banishes Dualscar from the ocean and forces him to live on land. Generations go by and he survives by usage of magic, he has kids and works as a High School teacher but when things start getting too strange in the house and Cronus realizes he has powers normal humans don't; things get tense.
    Dualscar = Thanasis Ampora, he is transgender (FtM) like myself because my forever headcanon is Trans Dualscar okay I just love that headcanon. May add other trans characters and there will be various identities throughout this story.

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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    The Kingdom of Alternia sends one of its most promising (if reluctant) to serve Skaia's heir apparent. Karkat Vantas has met John before. He hasn't met his competition.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    Hamilton songs. Homestuck fanfiction. Sad stuff, happy stuff.

    TW for blood, gore, death. Et cetera. Tags added as it goes.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    Tumblr prompt- An unexpected transformation is, well, unexpected.

    What could possibly be more unexpected than waking up a different species than you went to bed as? Dave can't really think of anything, and the fact that Karkat keeps accusing him of hiding a human pupal stage isn't really all that helpful!

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Its been over a year since the virus hit and world fell to shit and Dave Strider wants something more than the slice of peace he and his family have managed to salvage from the rot and ash that remain. When the chance to meet a new group of survivors appears, will the universe grant him one good thing that isn't total bullshit or is this all nothing more than a trap? How can relationships matter when there's nothing left to fight for?

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