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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to pinch yourself to make sure Dave actually did just ask you to be his fake boyfriend.

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    Kurloz is a new student and Meulin introduces herself and realizes he is more mysterious than she thought.

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    That one Au where Dave, Dirk, Karkat, and Jake end up at the same nursing home. Elderly shenanigans are done, which only goes to show that friends are few and far between, but best friends are forever. (Alternatively titled "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up was never on the agenda")

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    AU: Waiter Karkat, Modern universe- When Dave moves in with his friend, Karkat, they both start realising their feelings for each other. Fighting their demons may be harder than they thought.

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    Room mates John and Dave go through dating troubles, promptly break up with other people, then eat ice cream together and critique shitty movies on the couch at home with the occasional smooching. Kind of fluffy JohnDave (Moirails)

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Cronus was trying to pick Karkat up at the bar, but Dave swooped in and saved the day.

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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    Karkat is not the kind of guy to "just roll with it". When Dave breaks down from a lapse of that very attitude, Karkat wants to be there to support him, to keep him calm and sane... only for Dave to pull a punch that Karkat might actually be happy to roll with.
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    wow I suck at summaries. Basically a davekat pale/red quadrant flip.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    *Karkat/Dave* Dave and Karkat make plans to spend the afternoon together for some quality time.

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    For Vangberg because of shitty papers and bad moods and friends to make both a little better. Thanks for giving me this great inspiration. Basically short bara!Karkat and forever twink!Dave meeting up years later at Egbert’s (and Crocker’s) parties to end up in a closet.

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    Life post-Cherubs is a time of adjustment for everyone in the neighborhood, from the Strider trailer having a (temporary) new roommate, Dirk dealing with the separation from Jake, and the curious presence of the latest addition to the trailer park.

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    Karkat's the clerk and hopeful future owner of a little flower shop in Boulder, Colorado when he meets Dave, a Sophomore in college who takes an immediately liking to Karkat.

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    John Egbert-san and Lord English-san have thier final battle of epic ultimateness!! who will be the winner!! read to find out!!

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    I should explain all this.
    Basically, I found this wonderful little website called fanficmaker.com and if you have the settings /juuuuuuuust/ right, it gets really sarcastic and stupid and its the story becomes one of the things you see a weebaholic type of fan write (aka "oh take me, main character/hero/favourite character" said the beautiful mary sue based on the author, "okay i will" said the handsome/pretty, muscular/sexy, adventurous/sensual main character, and then they did the frick) and it produces some spectacular stories.

    I should be posting a few of these every so often, and I guess I'm just doing it for filler reasons sorry.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    [[An epic with significant focus on Karkat and Kanaya in a universe where, after a brutal three month war ending with a sudden change in politics, the Alternian Empire attempts to repair species relations by sending volunteers to live in the Sol system. Chosen pieces on an unknown board flock unwittingly toward one place with only the barest of hints as to their purpose, fates, and abilities...]]

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    Dave Strider is the school slut, he has slept with half the guys in the school. He then meets the new transfer, Karkat Vantas, he falls in love though he doesn't know it...Karkat falls in love with Dave as well and they have their first date because of a bet. A couple of months later Karkat tells Dave his feelings, Dave doesn't say anything but beds Karkat like he wanted to ever since he met him about a year ago. Karkat has a life-time history of self-harm, depression and suicide attempts and thinks that Dave has just used him when one of Dave's *old* lays tells Karkat the truth about the young Strider. Karkat feels like he was used and avoids Strider. Karkat then takes his life. A couple of hours later, Dave comes round his house, with a note and a simple rose. Planning to leave the note on the table for his boyfriend to read later, he comes across a note left to him on his bedroom door, he then finds Karkat's body and ends up in a mental institution, where all that runs in his mind is the memories of his and Karkat's life together and the regret about not telling the young Vantas sooner and also, he can't remember what Karkat looks like but he keeps seeing a messy black hair urban eyed boy every day in his room.

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    Just a few simple song parodies that I've done.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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