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    Karkat hates himself. He's a good-for-nothing loser who spends most of his time alone in his room, watching bad movies and talking to himself. And he's not gay, he just happens to be a particularly flirty drunk. Not gay at all. Very Straight.

    A Humanstuck fanfiction about Karkat's struggles with obsessive thinking and self-deprecation. Lot's of DaveKat fluff.

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    [AG]: Open the fucking door.
    [CG]: I SAID NO
    [AG]: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU NOOKSUCKING DICKTWITCH 8EFORE I FUCKING 8REAK IT DOWN
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    [We're sorry, connection has been lost. Please log out and relog back into pesterchum to fix the error.]

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    Dave gets bored during movie night and comes up with a game. And it spirals out of control.

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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    John, Karkat, Dirk, Sollux, and Jake have decided it's been long enough. They want Dave as their little pet slut.

    And Dave is eventually okay with this.

    Or,

    In which everyone fucks Dave.

    (Only the first chapter contains non-con, I promise.)

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    4/?
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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    A quick Davekat meteor fic I wrote a while back but never considered posting

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    Dave thinks about some stuff.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    When it comes to Karkat Vantas, he doesn't mind most people. He ignores the majority, especially those in the back of the class. So when he notices Dave Strider, he can't exactly place what's so familiar about him.

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    The Strider bloodline, being Sagittarius, are guards in The Grand Highblood's castle, they've managed to protect their shameful blood mutation for hundreds of sweeps, when The Sufferer and his family is captured, the Striders must choose to join the rebellion and help them escape or stay serving the indigo bloods and risk being found out

    Work in progress
    Trolldave TrollDirk TrollStriders

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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    ( "Deleted" scene from "Let the Fuck Ups Be")

    Dave and Karkat are back from their tournament weekend, and after what seems like an eternity are finally just the two of them. Alone together, with their expectations, their doubts, their desires and everything else.

    So what now?

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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    This might be, had you ever grazed a text about addiction, something that might be called a bottom. Maybe not rock bottom, but enough of a sacrifice to your general set of sensibilities and morals that a particularly sensitive person could begin to see a problem with their lifestyle. Enough of a shock to be a wakeup call for someone still invested in their own life. You might be aware of the concept if, freshly thrust into the world of double-digit ages, you watched your mother’s ability to care for you decline and began searching for ways to understand her. To care for her, potentially, if you had to see her decline beneath her own standards. If the “functioning” ever dropped off from before the rest of her descriptors. If you were wide-eyed, optimisitic and trusting enough to believe alcoholic adult men you’d never met to understand your mother better than you could.

    But, of course, none of that could be the case. You know yourself as someone who would never allow herself to be that vulnerable, so that couldn’t have happened.

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    Post-retcon Rosemary dealing with Rose's alcoholism.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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