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It fairly simple, Karkat wanted to be alone.
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Short, sweet and unrelated Davekat
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Basically three roleplays of an AU where... Uh... Hm.
Dave and Jade are happily living together SOMEWHERE. And Karkat is still on LOPAH. For some reason. I guess after the game they were sent off to find places to live and-Ok I'll be honest with you. Sense is for losers.
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With hot touch he yields to his lover's breast,
Star smog encumbers down to his tip toes,
His back arch'd by cold bow of night to crest,
Thus enticed he lingers in Cancer's throes.
As connexion takes form lips of sick lore,
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Karkat Vantas, on a very short notice, moved into the inner city of Houston. The last thing he wanted to do in this shitty city was to befriend some asshole.
Dave Strider has been living in the inner city Houston all of his life. The last thing he wanted to do was befriend some asshole.
Looks like they have to make the best out of it.
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There were very few things, Sollux reflected, more magnificent than Karkat worked up into a righteous fury and set to the chase. There were also, he admitted with a wince, not many things louder.
Alternative Title: Everyone (Except Kanaya) is a Douche to Everyone Else and Karkat Doesn't Deal Well With Feelings Ever (There's Some Murder Too)
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- Part 1 of Detectivebent
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In which Dave finds quadrants confusing, Karkat only thinks he knows what he's doing, and Terezi is no one's auspistice.
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That sends him into a fit of snorts and really geeky giggles. You are officially surrounded by geeks. “Jeguth, are you theriouth? You finally have realithed your Caliginouth feelingth for KK?”
“You know it, gonna’ have him moanin’ my name tonight.”
“Jeguth… tho damn pervy Thtrider…” He chuckles running a hand through his hair.
“Dude, I’m kidding, it’s still totally against the Strider code to bone your best bro’s girl.” You reply firmly and are proud to make him burst into another fit of his geeky giggles.
“I…” He gasps trying to catch his breath. “Jutht pictured you thcrewing him while in a drethh…” With that he’s gasping into his hand once more.
“What the fuck? Wait, woah, wait now, would I be wearing the dress or would it be him? Sollux, for fucks sake, seriously man, me or Karkles? We both know I would look like a goddess in a fucking dress so it must be Karkat you’re talking about. Dude, it’s not that funny… Bro, stop laughing, for fuck’s sake man… Oh, and that whole thing was completely butchered too. You slaughter words. No word is safe in your presence. Man, are you even listening?”
Welp, still went better than you thought it would.
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The main and really only difference between the red and black quadrants is more simple than anyone thinks at first: loving is wanting. Hating is needing. You wish you didn't know that, but you do, and it sucks to have such firsthand experience.
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Karkat is failing programming, English 101, and laundry. John can smell weakness, and like the best palhoncho he attacks weakness with friendship, relentless and obnoxious friendship. He has, however, delegated all of the butt touching to Jade and Dave.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas and the year is 1997. You're 20 years old and the only education you have under your belt is a high school diploma from a less than notable school in New York City. This is why you're stuck working an eight hour shift at a Superstore, which is about to get even worse now that a stupid prick in aviators keeps crossing your path.
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Post-war, the trolls are pushed into a fenced off area where they are free to live out the rest of their time on Earth. Karkat's too honest to pretend he's happy, and Dave thinks he could teach the troll how to make pretending unnecesary anyway.
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
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In a universe where SBURB never existed and humans and trolls are from different parts of the same universe, the rule of the Condesce has spread to earth. The Condesce's long rule and influence had kept kindness as something that should be limited to one’s two red quadrants. When it came to everyone else it was all self interest and indifference to suffering or even enjoyment of it. Instead of culling all the humans the race was put to work and trolls were allowed to colonize the planet.
In exchange for the gift of life Karkat Vantas is given an unpleasant duty on the conquered Earth. Dave and his Bro had been on the run from the forces of the troll invaders. After Bro's demise in a confrontation Dave is captured and swears hatred for all trolls. Is there anything that could ever change that? What has become of John, Jade, and Rose? Can anyone stop the Condesce? Is it even worth trying?
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- Part 1 of Conquestuck
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Fill for multiple requests along the lines of Karkat being injured/ill/somehow whumped and everybody gathering around to take care of him. In this case it's the space plague episode all over again, but I never claimed to be an original font of h/c.
For the purposes of this story everyone is more or less not crazy and Aradia and Sollux are on the meteor with the others.
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- Part 7 of HHCOD fills
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A writing challenge with a friend of mine, where I do my best to write at least a drabble for any pairing she suggests. The results go here. No characters are safe. No quadrant is sacred.
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These secrets I bring to you… are of thorn and ice. These secrets I’ll give to you… will turn virtue to vice…
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- Part 1 of DeathStars Drabbles
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Zombies. Dave Strider. Karkat Vantas. Let the fun begin.
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I??? I actually ended up writing this before the other DaveKat thing I posted a while back but for some reason I never posted it?
What is sense and how do I obtain it.
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Directly after takeoff to the new session, Dave tries to adjust to the strange customs of the trolls, the havoc of romantic miscommunications, and recent past events, which continue to linger with all of them. It's hard to begin an entirely new life.