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    Storytime with Karkat involves reading his books filled with debauchery. You decide you want to get your own debauchery on.

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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

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    Dave is still running from memories of his Bro, the pressure of the game, and his own brain (which seems hell-bent on making him as miserable as possible). Karkat is still struggling to understand what it means to have a relationship that he can keep, and how to stop pushing away anyone that might get close to him.

    Together they find a way to stand still and keep breathing.

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    Karkat mysteriously gets thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part is he was alone. For six long years he's gone, his friends accepted the fact that he might be dead. Everyone's moved on. But suddenly, the same beam of light that took him away, brought him right back, but Karkat isn't the same. He might never be the same.

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    “Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
     
    Or so the poster had advertised.
    Yeah right.

     
    OR:

     The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

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    Karkat tugged on Dave's hand and started to walk towards the jukebox. "I have an idea." Karkat smiled deviously and began to pull seven crumpled dollars out of his pocket.

    "What are you going to play?" Dave inquired.

    "Oh, only twenty-one plays of What's New Pussycat."

    -

    Based upon "The Salt and Pepper Diner," by John Mulaney and an animation by the same name.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    You step outside to find your sweater clad neighbor once again screaming at the scene at the bottom of the staircase

    "Shit."

    Your name is Dave Strider and you're stuck living the same day over and over again.

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

     

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    An AU in which trolls and humans coexist, and Sburb is not the same game it was in the original story. A bunch of kids receive a game called 'SUBURBS' with vague directions and hints of enemies. The angsty group of kids decide to play, with no idea what happens if they're victorious or face GAME OVER.

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    dav gts fuckinhg reky and goes to prispnm

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    Sad guys do what sad guys do

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    i swear when i grow up
    i won't just buy you a rose
    i'll buy the flower shop
    and you will never be lonely

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    Karkat Vantas is just trying to drink away his problems, but this asshole in shades shows up and tries to convince him they knew each other in another life. Who even is this douchebag? Might as well humor him.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

    Edit 4/4/15: Now with some pictures~!

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    Karkat can't believe his luck, of all the people to be stuck on a meteor with for three years Dave Strider had to be one of those people...

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    basically, john is the sun and dave is the moon. kinda corny? not sure. but instead of them being sky orbs, theyre enbodied. embodied¿ theres a few stars and planets as well. kinda lame, but eh.
    vriska is johns "helping star," terezi is karkats "helping star," karkat is earth, gamzee is venus, eridan is pluto, feferi is mercury.
    i might add more later, but as of now this is what i have.
    the story is centered around johndave tho ;)
    i cant describe it better sry :'(
    i made a comic on this, so its based off of that :")

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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

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    After earning his Master's degree in education, Karkat can't find a teaching job, so Kanaya gets him a job as a toddler teacher at a daycare, much to his chagrin. Dirk is his quietest and most behaved student; in fact, Karkat has never heard him speak, and he's curious. What kind of person could raise such a child? And just how long will Karkat's patience last in a room full of two year olds?

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