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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “You didn’t just agree to this,” Dave said, “you practically begged for it. ‘Please, Dave human, tie me up and make fun of me and make me fucking piss myself’-”

    “I did not say any of those fucking things!” Karkat barked back. “Not like that! I hardly ever even refer to any of you with the suffix of ‘human’ anymore! You’ve got your head so far up your own ass that you can’t hear anything but the sound of your own guts squelching and digesting whatever disgusting sludge your culture considers food.”

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  2. Rec 28

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    You don’t know what you want him to do, you just want it done already. He grins, sucking you from his fingers as he stares up at you, his tongue flicking between them like a promise, or a threat, you don’t know which.

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    2 Sep 2014

  3. Rec 13

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    You'd die before you'd leave him.

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    1 Sep 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    You'd think he was asleep if his eyes were closed.

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    1 Sep 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dave likes playing with Karkat's horns. (Karkat likes it, too.)

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    1 Sep 2014

  6. Rec 9

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you haven't cried since you were six god-damn years old.

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    1 Sep 2014

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  7. Public Bookmark 3

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    I'm counting back
    The number of the steps
    It took for me to get
    Back on the wagon of the weekend
    I'll use the autotimer to prove that
    I'll get home with my imagination...
    A is for the address on the letter
    To my alcoholic friends

    Karkat Vantas is doing his best to survive as a graduate student instructor without breaking any of the little rules that one has to follow when straddling the delicate line between 'student' and 'teacher.' This all goes beautifully and horribly wrong when he wakes up on the first day of summer break to discover a naked (and blind) student in his bed. Even better, Dave "Worst Student Ever" Strider shows up to give her a ride home. Turns out the world is a helluva lot smaller than it seemed only a few blissfully short hours before, but time travel only applies when tripping on DXM and by that time Karkat has already fallen headfirst into a summer filled with extremely questionable hijinks.

    Sex hijinks.

    There are worse ways to fuck up Teaching Ethics for Dummies, but Karkat's having a hard time thinking of any.

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    1 Sep 2014

  8. Rec 8

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    “Karkat, dude, shut up. You're upsetting the Mayor."

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    1 Sep 2014

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    xD hehehe

  9. Rec 12

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    "The way his eyelids flutter is more than enough to convince you that you want him inside you." -Top!Karkat

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    1 Sep 2014

  10. Rec 6

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    "You're sixteen and you've totally got your shit together, and he's gripping you tight like you're about to fly away." Short DaveKat mackin' session.

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    1 Sep 2014

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    :)))))

  11. Rec 36

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    “You need to shut the fuck up. I'm serious, it's driving everyone to distraction how much of an idiot you are. Nobody can concentrate on being a self-absorbed asshole when you're running around spouting bullshit from every orifice.”

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    1 Sep 2014

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    ...I just...

    ...words fail me right now.

  12. Public Bookmark 2

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    Karkat Vantas is bad at math, a track star, and a vengeful elder god. Out of those three things, he's only aware of two.

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    1 Sep 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 7

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    The goal was to stop time traveling. When Karkat dies pointlessly, Dave reconsiders his stance. Maybe it's all right to abuse his Aspect, just one more time, one more time, one more time.

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    1 Sep 2014

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Karkat can't think of anything worse than being stuck in the same universe as Dave Strider, until he's stuck in the same dorm room as him. Worse than that, the same bed, because Strider's apparently too poor to pay for another one. Whatever. He just hopes Dave doesn't call attention to the fact that he still clings to shit when he sleeps.

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    1 Sep 2014

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Based on the headcanon that humanstuck Karkat would be albino and featuring Dave as the school bully determined to make Karkat's life a living hell out of his own self hatred.

    But can he really control the feelings threatening to overthrow his hatred and send him falling head over heels for the angry teen?

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    1 Sep 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 40

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    1 Sep 2014

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Everything is more fun when there's something at stake, right? Swinging ought to be the same.

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    1 Sep 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 79

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    When two candy red knights hate love each other very much....

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    1 Sep 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 27

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    1 Sep 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 1

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    Dave likes to get on Karkat's nerves.

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    1 Sep 2014

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