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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Dave shows up at Camp Half-Blood without his memory.
    Stuff happens (sorry, not that good at summaries).

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  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    "What gives?" he says then, as he shrugs his way out of the gi and you watch the changing shadows under his collarbone. "Some chump at this party still has a turtleneck on."

    "Yeah, well, some asshole around here doesn't know how to shut up and let himself be spoiled," you say. "Get in the goddamn tub, Strider."

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  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    He pauses for breath, clenching his hands into fists, and it occurs to you that the one word that hasn’t been unleashed in the godawful torrent of semantically bereft word garbage coming out of his mouth is stop.

    Dave Strider has never mastered the First Law of Holes: When in one, stop digging.

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  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    As if you needed further proof that the universe is out to flip you over and plunder your waste chute. You're burning red hot for the most deplorable, uncultured jackass to ever be coughed up by paradox space. And okay, maybe that red still has a black edge to it, but that's okay right? A little quadrant overlap keeps things interesting. At least it does in all the movies.

    (Dave ironically dirty talks and Karkat gets a little worked up.)

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  5. Rec 39

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    As soon as Karkat had sat on the couch you’d tackle-pounced him, and so far he’s been too distracted by your babbling to remember to put on whatever heinous romcom he’s got cued up on his husktop. You’ve got hells of strategies in your mental sylladex, including makeouts, lap-dances, and bullshit philosophical conversations.

    (Karkat and Dave discuss endgame scenarios.)

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  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    1. tally marks - scars on one's wrist are not always self-inflicted, and yet, in a way, his were.

    2. eye contact - they were thrillseekers before they were friends, and friends before they were anything else.

    [Written for Homestuck Secret Santa 2014!]

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  7. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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  8. Public Bookmark 31

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    "But love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
    Those that can see thou lov'st, and I am blind."
    (Sonnet 149, William Shakespeare)

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  9. Public Bookmark 31

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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting too graphic, but it's going to be present and some element of detail is unavoidable.

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  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Based on the headcanon that humanstuck Karkat would be albino and featuring Dave as the school bully determined to make Karkat's life a living hell out of his own self hatred.

    But can he really control the feelings threatening to overthrow his hatred and send him falling head over heels for the angry teen?

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  11. Public Bookmark 19

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    Dave shows up at Camp Half-Blood without his memory.
    Stuff happens (sorry, not that good at summaries).

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  12. Public Bookmark 90

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    "You are a fever I am learning to live with, and everything is happening
    at the wrong end of a very long tunnel."
    -Carly Rae Jepsen, probably

    Dave went on a suicide mission that didn't take. Luckily he's got time to figure out what the hell that means for him. In the meantime, there is plenty to do in that very particular rushed way that comes from having fuck all to do for three years.

    Featuring: Dave in an apron, Rose's unending crusade to sabotage her brother's style at every turn, the Maryam fashion line, and the power of food in troll-human relations.

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  13. Public Bookmark *

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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

    (COMPLETE)

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  14. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dave Strider is a way-too-lonely transport pilot assigned to a high-pay low-stakes mission over the Christmas holiday. He's got a blistering hangover, a conscience full of nightmares, and an angry copilot. All he needs now is a nice bout of feeling worthless and-- well would ya look at that, he's got that, too. Time for takeoff, Houston, the water's just fine.

    Or: In which Dave Strider discovers a modicum of self worth while stuck on a trip through foreign space, with a short, irritable, and annoyingly attractive troll as his only conversational partner for the next two weeks.

     

    (Updating twice weekly until Christmas)

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  15. Public Bookmark 20

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    The truth is, you love your job giving tours of one of the most fascinating landmarks on the Registry of Historic Places in Troll Kingdom. You’re about to begin your final tour of the day when two young men—who speak and dress like they’re attempting to re-enact two of the Creators from a millennium ago—join the tour group at the last minute. And they are seriously trying your patience.

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  16. Public Bookmark 29

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    Karkat used to think a lot about destiny, or about fate. Grand purpose, or untimely death. He was always anchored, as if by a rope, to some nebulous point in time, dragging himself forward, hand over hand, to reach it.

    Worrying about the future comes naturally to him. Loving the present, though.

    That's what Dave is for.

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  17. Public Bookmark 13

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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  18. Public Bookmark 72

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    "Fucking Striders. If they're not collapsing two existent personalities they're subdividing into half a dozen new ones. Old-Strider, robo-Strider, fucking wiggler-hopbeast-Strider. What next? Banana-flavored-Strider? Why the fuck would we ever need that many Striders?"

    “Yes, I’m sure this must be very distressing for you.”

    Karkat turns, spinning slowly on one foot. He levels a silent stare.

    You wiggle your eyebrows.

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  19. Public Bookmark 3

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    It's the troll's first Christmas and Karkat gets to see it all with Dave by his side. Between Mall Santa, Rose decorating the house, and mistletoe, this holiday is much more then what the nubby-horned troll expected. Karkat and Kanaya(but mostly Karkat) will have to keep up!
    Seriously though who let Rose decorate we all knew she was going to hang up some kind of pornographic christmas shit.

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  20. Public Bookmark 5

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    Wasn't it supposed to be a subtle slow change? Not all at once? When the hell did this happen?

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