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    Karkat can't think of anything worse than being stuck in the same universe as Dave Strider, until he's stuck in the same dorm room as him. Worse than that, the same bed, because Strider's apparently too poor to pay for another one. Whatever. He just hopes Dave doesn't call attention to the fact that he still clings to shit when he sleeps.

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    22 May 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Suddenly a lot of things made a ton of sense to Dave as he stared at his reflection in the mirror. Things like the time that Rose wore elbow gloves with every outfit for a week after a date with Kanaya. Things like the secretive smile Rose had flashed her troll girlfriend when Dave spotted green flecks of ink (paint?) on her arm and asked if she’d been getting artsy or dyeing eggs in a weird craving for Easter traditions. Things like the way Kanaya had squirmed uncomfortably and flushed green when he’d asked and then suddenly there was lesbian eyesex happening in the room making Dave flee the room. There were some things he just did not want to see or think about and his sort of sister having any sort of sex was very high on that list.

    What he could see in the mirror was pretty high up on that list too.

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    22 May 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Karkat can sing.
    A little anecdote of Karkat and Dave forming a friendship pre-retcon timeline (because I haven't reached the retcon yet).

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    22 May 2015

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    You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.

    You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.

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    22 May 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    #1: Karkat's move to Houston isn't at the most promising start. Thankfully, he runs into the city's shittiest skateboarder and is given a hand.

    Continually updated prompt fills. Title from Folkin' Around by Panic at the Disco.

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    22 May 2015

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    22 May 2015

  7. Public Bookmark 50

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    Your life is unnecessarily complicated.

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    22 May 2015

  8. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Come on baby, let me see what you hiding underneath,” he nearly whispers, tilting his head as he moves closer, his hands on the verge of sneaking up under your shirt. You’re frozen, your eyes fixed on his lips, until finally—just in time—you come to your senses and wrestle your hands up to shove him away. He stumbles back a few steps, and gives a snarl almost worthy of a troll. “The fuck was that for, Vantas?”

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    22 May 2015

  9. Public Bookmark 11

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    Karkat is (involuntarily) attending a massive party to celebrate the ending of that hellish game, when Dave decides he's going to drag the grumpy troll up to the karaoke machine and sing a duet.

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    21 May 2015

  10. Public Bookmark 1

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    "Sus ojos eran rojos: Como el color de la sangre que circulaba por tu cuerpo y que con tanto esmero deseabas ocultar debido a la vergüenza que te traía. Sangre que había llegado hasta tu rostro, para colorear tus grisáceas mejillas que ahora lucían una encendida tonalidad, casi como si quisieran imitar el color de la mirada que había provocado tal efecto en tu interior."

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    21 May 2015

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    historia en español
    adorable, final me mato 10/10 will read again

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    On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.

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    22 May 2015

  12. Public Bookmark 12

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    He pauses for breath, clenching his hands into fists, and it occurs to you that the one word that hasn’t been unleashed in the godawful torrent of semantically bereft word garbage coming out of his mouth is stop.

    Dave Strider has never mastered the First Law of Holes: When in one, stop digging.

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    Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.

    On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.

    Nope, not going there.

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    22 May 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 6

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    Novice threshecutioner Karkat is sent as an advance scout to conquer this strange blue planet called “Earth,” only to find that society’s already collapsed. He then proceeds to get dunked on by Dave a whole lot, who’s in crazed survivor mode and living in the wasteland.

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    22 May 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Karkat Vantas,” you say shortly. “Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away, I liked shitty rom-coms and fucking up computers, as the douchebag with the duality complex will surely attest to in great detail, because he is an asshole. I used to dream about being a threshecutioner but that kind of failed when my planet blew up. Now I'm here, fondling my shameglobes while the dead prowl the streets on a shitty bus with you pathetic fucks. Now that the meet and greet is over, where the fuck are we even going?”

    Or in which there is a road trip of epic proportions on a bus full of strangers during the zombie apocalypse.

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    21 May 2015

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    Fill for a prompt on the kink meme.

    Karkat comes to the Derse Dreamers as a gift. Not under the best of circumstances, but they make the best of it.

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    22 May 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 50

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    Your life is unnecessarily complicated.

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    21 May 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 57

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    Trolls were a taboo thing to speak or think about. You did not associate yourself with those monsters that lived across the abandoned building. Both species coexisted without actually coexisting.

    That is until a certain ironic kid is put in a dangerous situation and ends up with a new house guest.

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  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    You are Karkat Vantas, and you’re pretty sure a certain human is burning up your lifetime supply of chill. Not that it was a substantial amount to begin with.

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    21 May 2015

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.

    You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.

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    21 May 2015

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