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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    You hide in your block. Not wanting to make contact with anyone. It isn't what you're in the mood for. No, you just wanted someone- anyone- to push you against the wall, kiss you roughly, and- wait. Following that train of thought is probably a bad idea, and it'll bite you in the ass. Or- and just make you feel more miserable.

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    16 Apr 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Fine, fine,” you acquiesce under Rose’s death glare and unspoken promises of bodily (and emotional) harm. “I’ll go find the little fuckass, but can you at least tell me why I need to find him?”
    “No,” Rose says, leaning back, “I’m afraid I can’t.”
    “Why not?” you whine.
    “Because if I did, you wouldn’t go find him,” she finishes as dark and cryptic as ever.

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    16 Apr 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dave Strider has no recollection of his past. He doesn't even remember his own name. All he knows is that his back is killing him for being passed out in a truck bed.

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    16 Apr 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    “You’ve got a Loop in your hair, dog.” It’s true. There’s a blue one caught in a bit of matted hair near where his sideburns would be, if trolls had them. You resist the urge to pick it out.

    “I do not,” he quickly dismisses your comment and pulls another handful of cereal out of the bag. He’s in such a hurry to get it down whatever passes for his stupid troll gullet that pieces of it fall out the corners of his mouth, collecting in his lap and on the metal slab floor like bits of confetti at the shittiest little birthday party that ever got thrown.

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    16 Apr 2014

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Dave realizes he has a most unfortunate crush on his best friend. This is obviously a great foundation for a black relationship with Karkat. Competitive flirting is a thing that exists, the kids try out various bits of troll culture, Dave makes consistently excellent decisions and generally has his priorities in order (no he doesn't), and there's a whole lot of talking.

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    16 Apr 2014

  6. Public Bookmark 3

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    16 Apr 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dave helps Karkat pick out music at the library.

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    16 Apr 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 42

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    “Hey, there’s no need to apologize. These things happen.” You try and reassure him, but you can feel your eyebrows begin to crease with worry. This is the third morning in a row this has happened, and you’re beginning to feel like you’ve seen this before…

    But no, that’s impossible.

    “Urgh, what’s wrong with me??” Karkat groans from inside the toilet, and you swallow, your throat feeling dry.

    You decide that it’s time to go pay your dear sister and her girlfriend a visit.

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    15 Apr 2014

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    John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.

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    Originally for the kink meme.

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    15 Apr 2014

  10. Public Bookmark 94

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    You're still Dave Strider, and you're pretty sure a certain troll is burning up your lifetime supply of chill.

    Dave has convinced himself that the thing he has with Karkat is about lust and only lust -- yet when the curiosity of his his closest friends forces him to examine it in more detail, he's acutely uncomfortable with what he finds.

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    Sequel to Lousy Stupid Goddamned Pretty Troll Boy.

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    15 Apr 2014

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.

    Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.

    They meet in a waiting room.

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    15 Apr 2014

  12. Public Bookmark 33

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    Dave takes a dare to pet the grumpiest troll on the meteor. Instead of violence he is met with a very different reaction.

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    15 Apr 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 3

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    this is short and shitty but i wanted to write porn
    it includes fucking some1 when theyre alseep incase u dont like that shit (but they are willing!!!!! they gave consent before they fell asleep!!!)

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    15 Apr 2014

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    15 Apr 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Karkat, dude, shut up. You're upsetting the Mayor."

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    15 Apr 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 7

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    *Dave/Karkat*

    Dave decides to be culturally inappropriate, and Karkat is not amused.

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    15 Apr 2014

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    John introduces his best human friend to his best troll friend. Maybe the three of them sit down to watch romcoms, maybe they're just hanging around a lab in the veil, but whatever the circumstance, Dave has trouble paying attention to the conversation at hand. Karkat is good looking and distracting and it's just not fair. Naturally, he begins distracting Karkat while John's talking. Little touches, lip licks, etc. Karkat gets flustered, Dave is thrilled, John is oblivious. It turns into a competition to see who can flirt the most without alerting John to their UST-fueled game.

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    Originally for the kink meme.

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    15 Apr 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 2

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    "You've really never seen the sun rise?" Dave takes it upon himself to remedy the situation and Karkat doesn't know whether to be confused or overwhelmed.

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    15 Apr 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 76

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    "No, but answer me this, do you want to invalidate this whole farce of a legal and religious joining of blah-di-fucking-blah? Because I have looked at your laws and if we don't consummate the union it's not valid!"
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    Anonymous asked: Davekat. Arranged marriage! The first time they are alone together is on their wedding night.
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    Now with actual sex, woo! Also several pages of Karkat and Dave being the dorkiest knights ever knighted.

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    15 Apr 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 3

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    You’re used to all-bark-and-no-bite Vantas, blustering blowhole with nothing to back it up Vantas. This Vantas, the one who looks at you like he wants to eat you alive and chew you into little pieces and dig into your bones with his fangs and spit you out when he’s done, surges up to meet you, mashing his mouth on your lips in an uncoordinated assault of spit and teeth.

    Your dick hurts.

    [Backstory for To by Too.]

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    15 Apr 2014

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