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    Karkat felt alone. Friendless. An outcast. He thought he was alone in the world. Until he met Dave. He understood. They weren't so different, the two. They understood each other when no one else did.

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    Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.

    Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.

    Also, aliens have sunglasses.

    He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?

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  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Just, the greediest. And the shittiest.

    Oh man oh man if you think anything I've written before now was self indulgent nonsense just you wait, this is it, this is the most ridiculous self indulgent one yet. I've wanted to do something with the whole Dave's gay panic vs Karkat's quadrant confusion stuff for awhile and also something with both of these idiots being precious bottom boys so I just kind of said WHATEVER DO IT LIVE and by the way I started writing this at 11pm and now it's like 9am and I had PLANS today someone please kill me.

    Enjoy.

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  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Dave and Karkat have a long-overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).

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    24 Jul 2016

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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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  6. Public Bookmark 27

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are too tired and waaay too underpaid to deal with a shades-wearing fuckface who thinks it's funny to hand in eight pages of funk propaganda in place of a political sciences essay.

    You totally didn't laugh once.

     

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    24 Jul 2016

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    24 Jul 2016

  9. Public Bookmark 2

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    Karkat mysteriously gets thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part is he was alone. For six long years he's gone, his friends accepted the fact that he might be dead. Everyone's moved on. But suddenly, the same beam of light that took him away, brought him right back, but Karkat isn't the same. He might never be the same.

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    24 Jul 2016

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    On chapter 2

  10. Public Bookmark 31

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    not good

    How do you tell your childhood best friend that you like to take it in the ass and bathe in rivers of alien ejaculate? Not, like, in a gay way, but like. In a bisexual way. But not like in the bisexual way where you like dicks and you like vaginas, but more in the bisexual way where you’re happy with whatever’s down there but are now incredibly, incredibly attached to a specific particularly ineffable set of wriggly alien genitals? You know, like, in a way that involves absolutely none of those actual words for the easy digestion of a simple not-a-homosexual?

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  11. Public Bookmark 3

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    The day of the apocalypse was perfect, the exact opposite of everything that you'd expect from the day the world as we know it ended. to quote Robert Frost "some say the world will end in fire/some say in ice". It didn't end in either, but rather in the coming of those that would herald the end. Full of heartbreak, death, love, and many other twists and turns, how will our dear characters cope?

    This will be written from the perspectives and stories of many, many different characters. There is no true main character or main ship, although some will be more important than others.

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    24 Jul 2016

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    "They just watch," John says, kicking the mop bucket into the broom closet after a hard day's asteroid-cleaning. "I guess chores are like a spectator sport for trolls? It's pretty weird! But... that's trolls for you!"

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    Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

    This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.

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  14. Public Bookmark 36

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    After the game, Dave embarks on an epic quest for normality and roller coasters that spans, like, literally billions of years. Hey, it’s tough trying to have that All-American kid experience when you’re a god and America doesn’t exist anymore. (And are you still a kid if you’re older than the Big Bang?)

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  16. Public Bookmark 8

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    tg: why are all our siblings getting dates and all i do is catch weedles

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  17. Public Bookmark 26

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         However, right now you are being faced with someone who makes you throw all that “judge not lest ye be judged” shit out the window, simply because he looks like possibly the biggest tool you’ve ever laid eyes on.

     

    From the tumblr promp: You come into my coffee shop looking like an asshole so I find more creative ways to misspell your name every day

     

    Update: This thing is finished, the updated that's happening is just me messing with the coding

    Update again: I mildly regret the title I chose.

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    24 Jul 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So cute!!

  18. Public Bookmark 15

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    I really wanted to have this done for Karkat's birthday but it took forever to write and I missed it by three hours!!!

    Anyway, Dave and Karkat end up in a dream bubble together and pass the time in the obvious fashion. Specifically I just wanted to write a fic where there's a bunch of dialogue up to and during the smut because heyyyy I like that shit and I hope you do too.

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  19. Public Bookmark 30

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    Dave Strider wants to prove he's fine. There's nothing wrong with him. So he goes to a group therapy recommended by his friend Rose, where he meets his new bug in a jar.

    Karkat Vantas is convinced by his friend Kanaya to seek out help, but the more sessions he goes to the shittier he feels. That is, until he meets someone different.

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    24 Jul 2016

  20. Public Bookmark 36

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    Dave had always been the one best prepared for the game. He was able to handle the shit it threw at them and push it down a lot better than everyone else could.

    It might have fucked up everything else about him, but that didn't matter.

    He was fine.

    He was always fucking fine.

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