11 Works in Dave Strider/Equius Zahhak

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    Wasn’t there some human phrase that suited instances like this perfectly? ‘Speak of the devil,’ or something similar. Of course, when Strider first mentioned that, he had gone off on a tangent involving a hellbeast of some sort invading one’s hive, eating everything in the refrigerator, overwriting saved television programs… Equius rather suspected that the human was expanding far more than was strictly necessary.

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    1/1
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    6
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    495
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    Dave makes a bet with Karkat, which he promptly loses. But is losing all that bad a thing?

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    3/?
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    Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    26
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    233
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    67
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    3646
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    Ten minutes. Dirk left his boyfriend and his brother alone for ten minutes whilst he went to get some snacks. Ten fucking minutes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    A dead Dave gets tired of the Dream Bubbles and decides to explore, but he runs into Equius Zahhak, who has managed to turn his bubble into an eternity of hell.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    519
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    Dave is bound and used by John and several trolls, and he likes this quite a bit.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    4341
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    In which Equius is a cuddleslut and things get angsty for a second, because I can't not write angst. Prompt from the kink meme.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    915
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    Dave gives a lesson in lyrical verse.

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    2/2
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    1
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    16
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    530
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    pro coolkid dave strider is dead and in shitty rap hell and he ends up in jack-off shenanigans with a sweaty troll guy who looks like he owns my little pony toys unironically

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    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1081
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    It's just another 'date' for Dave Strider, a Callboy at the pan-dimensional brothel The Call.

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1184
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    Written for the Homestuck kink meme, following this sequence of logs.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1573

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