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    The Game didn't know what to do with you, so it spit you out with a messed-up body and the wrong anatomy entirely.

     

     

    It wouldn't be so bad, if your lack of a dick had been accompanied by a lack of need, but you're so horny it hurts and there's nothing you can do to relieve it. How do you get off when you don't have anything to get off with?

    What the hell are you supposed to do?

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    23/?
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    51
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    “Clink link to find out 10 most well kept secrets of an ethereal, immortal bird man. Dermatologists love him, don’t get us wrong, but sometimes they want to stick hormones into his bird feeder. The clickbait picture is of an 8 packed crow with biceps and gluts for days, glowing. Nuber 69 will SHOCK you.”

    “10 out of 9 users consume SpriteMix, the healthy alternative to human steroids.”

    “It’s literally just steroids. But snortable,”

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    1/?
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    4
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    Dave's a cool guy, at least he tries to believe that. Maybe his internet persona is popular enough, but the real dude's a total internet addict with an obsession over keeping his internet persona afloat. Poor guy's hardly got any friends thanks to a tendency to push 'em away, but his main friend(if you can even call him that) is an AI that's seemingly more chill than him.

    More chill, and maybe just more than him as a person, too.

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    1/?
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    8
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    47
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    Why? Why did he hit you? Why does he drink all the time? Why does he blame you and him for mom? Why did she have to die? Why does he yell at you and him? Why? Are we not good enough? Why does he have to cry himself too sleep? Why must you be the strong one? Why can't you have someone to cry on?

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    1,770
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    208
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    The adults that were killed in the game come back, as well as the sprites who were fused with alive components and didn’t make it back to the endgame platform.

    Dave’s life after the game is turned partially upside down as his sprite turns up in his home unannounced, and depressed. With some help from some other unexpected guests Dave works at understanding “himself” a little more.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    359
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    A compilation of angsty, fluffy, and drama filled shorts, surrounding many alternate universes.

    Mostly involving johndave or dirkjake pairings but not limited to.

     
    10/23/16
    TechnoDrift ch:2

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1006
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    This is the story of how Dave would have reached god tier, if Andrew Hussie was a huge perv like me.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    900
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    Dave helps Davesprite (who is still very much part-crow) figure out what's going on between his brand new legs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2395
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    "So what's been eating at you, dude?"
    "Fuck if I know."
    You can already tell by the tone of your voice and his slightly expectant expression that you're going to have to elaborate more as to why you've been acting like the equivalent of a fresh pile of shit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    531
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    These are all these drabbles of couples I make, varying from outright fluffy to down right dirty. Take a peek if you want!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    9
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    71
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    3
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    3194
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    Dirk strider lost his older brother at an awfully young age, with that trauma came the knowledge of Demons, who he vows to vanquish from this city one slash at a time, but there's always a demon lurking around every corner.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    2
    Hits:
    274
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    A collection of Dirkjake, Davecest, Johndave, and Davejohndavesprite drabbles I've done for my Sinmas event.

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    169
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1155
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    AU where God-tier powers are transferable along classpect lines through the usual HS way (MOUTH TO MOUTH) and used for policing worlds, universes and so on;

    Down-on-his-luck Karkat Vantas winds up entangled with Dave's life in more ways than one just as the other boy and co. deal with of a collapse of a city

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1317
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    Hello! So this is the second work Ive post, it's probably shit though XD they're probably out of character... Davesprite also has the lower half of a human. Anyway, enjoy! ^^

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308
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    You just wanted some privacy to get off, but that's hard to do when your sprite is always hanging around...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1801
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    Homestuck Rarepair Swap 2015; PWP Dave/Davesprite snark and smut comic.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    24
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    35
    Hits:
    4933
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    Hogwarts+Dirkhal, what could go wrong with some twins trying to one up to each other while simultaneously trying to make out with each other?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    48
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    4
    Hits:
    881
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    It's pretty ironic how much life can be just like a movie. With romance, action, adventure, drama and danger all rolled up into one Hell of a ride on the crazy train. For one boy and his sprite, we get to take a few secret peeks into their own Hollywood blockbuster. There will be fluffy feathers, tears and more sugar than a Paula Deen special.

    More information on the AU itself can be found down below.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    359
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    Davesprite had always considered himself a freak. Always felt like an outcast. Only now did Dave realize it. And now he had to fix it.

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    English
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    2,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2094
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    You're Dave Strider.
    Shit. You mean you USED to be Dave Strider.
    Now you're just some feathery asshole who shares his face and part of his name.
    Also a lot of his memories.
    Speaking of memories; you have created some of your own.

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    English
    Words:
    2,601
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1253

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