18 Works in Dave Strider Swearing

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    If every fictional character came together and played one another, how convoluted would the game become?

    hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is going to be either really fun or really torturous to write. I hope it's really fun to read, though. I'll gradually add in other characters upon request, and I hope reading this encourages you to look into the stories I've pulled characters from! The only background knowledge you'll need to know for this fic will be like... English? I'm going to keep it so you don't really have to be in a fandom to enjoy its characters. I hope this is fun to read even if you're in none of the fandoms that are a part of this. All characters are in the physical condition most suited to them for survival, so like... No dead bodies (for now).

    Prepare. Prepare for fandom-crossover hell.

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    a bunch of teenagers in love with each other, basically, plus some taekwondo thrown in so aye

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    “Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.”
    ― Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance

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    When Karkat wakes up in Dave's human bed, he is confronted with a problem: his shirt is missing and he's really hungry. So he puts on one of Dave's shirts to go find some food. No problem, right? Sure, no problem at all--until he finds out where his shirt ended up.

    Basically a really short oneshot of Davekat flirting that I decided would suffice as my first fic here. It's implied that something definitely happened the night before but there's nothing explicit in any sense of the word besides their language. Nothing out of the ordinary for Homestuck.

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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

    Edit: Did I say there was no gore? Gore Warning for Chapter 4. Did I say there was no smut? Smut warning for Chapter 8, and now for Chapter 13.

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    How Dave and Karkat meet, fluffy mutual crushes but this tension will go unresolved, Dave is the one who's a bit more open to getting to know each other but Karkat's default setting is crabby

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    Okay, so you admit coming on this trip was not high on your priorities list, nor did you really want to go in the first place, but this is hilarious. Camping trips are not your cup of metaphorical tea, you didn't even want to come

    Bring in Karkat though, and almost anything someone wants from you they get. Don’t let anyone get you wrong though, you do not have a crush on him, he’s just literally the most obnoxiously persistent fuck face you’ve have ever had the displeasure of meeting.

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    Dave has a very loud conversation on the phone in a very public place, to the amusement and mild horror of other shoppers.

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    Green Arrow rewound the tape to the first moment that Dave appeared on camera. Even here, before the fight, Dave looked disheveled. He appeared to be springing into the air from the shadows of a large crate, unnoticed as yet. Below him lay a ratty-looking duffel bag shoved into the L-shape created by the storage units.

     

    He sighed to have his suspicions confirmed. He’d almost certainly been squatting in that warehouse. It was to the boy’s credit that his instincts had been to incapacitate only. A brave boy, Oliver thought. Brave and used to fighting.
    What had left Dave Strider sleeping on the streets in a hero’s uniform, so bitter and so completely alone?

     

    Cast adrift, alone in a strange new place, Dave decides that if you can't beat 'em you might as well join 'em. He already had the uniform for it, and hell if he's got anything better to do. Why not become a superhero? Only, there's a little more of an agenda to it than that, and maybe it turns out he's got more in common with these people than he'd thought. Whatever. Might as well have some fun while he figures out what the hell he's gonna do with the rest of forever stuck here.

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Two boys and a bus stop.

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    The doorbell rings and you see you Bro flinch out of the corner of your eye. You assume it must be some shitty customer of his or someone Bro knows but isn’t too keen on seeing. The doorbell rings again as your Bro is frozen on the futon. Hell, you almost make a move up to answer the petulant rings yourself before you hear him give a sigh and stand. He glances in your direction with enough subtlety for you not to catch his expression before he slowly trudges to the apartment door. You are briefly perplexed by his behavior but quickly brush it off and turn back to the shitty comedy that is playing on TV. A knock now sounds from the door and you turn your head to look. Your Bro is standing by the door, hand hovering over the doorknob. You frown beneath your shades, perplexed by his hesitation.

    Bro never hesitates.

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    Meet John Egbert, your average 13-year old. He goes to school, just like any other kid. But he has an ability, a writing abilty he keeps denying, even though he himself knows it, in the back of his mind. Even his best friends know it. But how can unlock it?

     

    "Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead."

    Gene Fowler

    ON HAITUS

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    You hesitated. Did he really mean it? Was he telling the truth? "So, wait. You're just gonna change your whole personality, and give up the act, for me. Yeah, no offence, but I really, honestly doubt that you could actually do that, based on how you've been treating me from the start. How could you possibly even think that you could even be capable of changing? You wouldn't do that for me," you croak.

    "I would. If I fuck up, then you should break up with me. That's gonna hurt me more than any fucking name you can think of calling me," Dave responded.

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    John is dark where his sister is all light. He had the most luminous cerulean blue eyes you had ever seen, not that you were looking that hard. The only reason why you knew his eye were that blue was because of his introduction in Biology class. But that quick intro was enough to know that those eyes were bluer than others than you have seen before in your life. They were intense even behind your shades, as he grinned and gave a quick wave to the class as he introduce himself.

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    Your relationship had it's problems. Everyone's did, and those who acted like they didn't or said they didn't were fucking liars.

    And just when you thought you found a problem that couldn't be solved, you received an accidental phone call that changed everything.

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    "Imagine Person A standing up to their parents to defend their love for Person B, of which their parents vehemently disapprove, and Person B can hear everything because Person A butt-dialed them."

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    John tries to impress Dave and ends up with frozen strawberries on his knees. Based on the song "Bruises" by Chairlift. Dave and John are about 7 years old. Fluffy shenanigans ensue.

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    This is why alien abductions should never be performed by adolescents.

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