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Dave resorts to asking an extremely drunk Rose for advice; he's sure that Karkat's gone pale for him but he still doesn't understand what that means. She passes out on him, but not before somehow managing to make her point.
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- Part 7 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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"You stick together, after the world ends. You might have thought that spending a sweep and a half stepping on the toes of the same handful of people would have made you all want to spread your wings, figuratively speaking, when you finally started living among other people, but the same quiet hesitation seems to come over everyone when any of you think about venturing out of the place you’re all staying. Staying inside and safe with people you trust is so much easier."
Karkat and Terezi adjust, together.
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“No, it’s not like that. For fuck’s sake, can two people not watch movies without it meaning something else?” You run your hands through your hair, out of everyone that you could’ve had this conversation with, Sollux is the worst possible candidate. “I mean, if you put porn on right now that does that mean we’re pailing? What kind of logic even is that.”
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Because they're Earth Bros, Karkat does his best attempt at getting Dave out of a funk. Needless to say, it doesn't work.
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- Part 4 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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Your name is carcinoGeneticist, and you are an AI.
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- Part 1 of Androidsexual
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You look up at the screen in time to catch the Oliveblood tell his Matesprit that he forgives him, and it’s okay, he was going to die before him anyway with him being a Highblood, he wouldn’t go back and change anything.
‘You have to take the chance and make the most out of what you have. Just go for it.’
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You never know what you have until it's gone.
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I'm John Egbert, and I'm here to ask you a question.
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In Which "carcinoGenecist" Types a Story Based on a Dream She Had by carcinoGeneticist
Homestuck
9 May 2013
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This is what happens when I eat sugar before bed...
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Dave Strider is fucked up, he came to terms with this when he feel in love with his older brother, Broderick Strider.
He didn't expect his life would turn out to be even more fucked up than even himself.
Or that he'd play a game that ended the world.
Or that it would kill Bro.
Or that he would find a paradox clone of said sibling.
Come to think of it he didn't expect a lot of things.So whats a fucked up kid supposed to do when the game ends and Bro comes back? Or when Dirk seems to not exist?
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“Shut up! Don’t call me that! You’re not my Bro! Stop acting like that just because you act like him and because you’re supposed to be a younger version of him makes you my brother, because you’re not!”
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"Yes Rose, I am aware he's dead. Thank you ever so much for bringing that back up because I really needed to be reminded of that."
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TG: please exist dirk, please
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"Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm pathetic, here I am crying my eyes over one fucked up relationship when your right here for me, perfectly healthy and alive and not dead and I'm sorry." -
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Rose interrupts Dave and Karkat's movie night to deliver some important observations. Entirely inspired by the notion that Dave has a Texas accent that he tries his ass off to hide.
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- Part 6 of Fruity Rumpus Afterlife Road Trip
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When a young troll kid from John's rescue adopts Bec as his new mom, Jade has no choice but to bring him home. No choice at all! (D'aw.)
Dave totally has the choice of ignoring Jade's weird pets, and he is making it. Watch him paying no mind... to... aw, crap, why's that little bugger so cute.
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Karkat accidently gets switched into a female troll thanks to a device. John starts to like him this way, and seeing this as 'no homo'. Dave on the other hand, is getting turned on by Karkat.
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- Part 1 of One Gender Swap At A Time
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You still don't know what possessed you, like a culled wriggler, to reach out a questioning hand, one you hoped he had an answer to. So, alright, that's a lie. The act was born from loneliness, you just don't remember whose. Now, with him in your arms, red, unshaded eyes looking up at you, and a smile you'd never seen before, you try to remember how it started.
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Dave pisses Karkat off and the two end up in a compromising position.
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In a universe where SBURB never existed and humans and trolls are from different parts of the same universe, the rule of the Condesce has spread to earth. Her long rule and influence had kept kindness as something that should be limited to one’s two red quadrants among trolls. When it came to everyone else it was all self interest and indifference to suffering or even enjoyment of it. Instead of culling all the humans the race was put to work and trolls were allowed to colonize the planet. Can anyone stop the Condesce? Is it even worth trying?
In exchange for the gift of life Karkat Vantas is given an unpleasant duty on the conquered Earth. Dave and his Bro had been on the run from the forces of the troll invaders. After Bro's death Dave is captured and swears hatred for all trolls. Is there anything that could ever change that? What has become his friends?
When Dave ends up in Karkat's care and witnesses how his superiors treat him will his hatred for all trolls remain or can he learn that they aren't all the same? When Karkat suffers horrendous treatment at the hands of two trolls tasked with making sure he does his job he struggles with the hopelessness of his situation. Can they ever be free again?
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- Part 1 of Conquestuck
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Most days are little better than white noise. They're a snowy expanse in the memory, hissing sharp and fertile ground for slothful rot to take hold of what few precious things are held dear.
You've already lost so much, but you didn't think about what would happen if you lost them.
This is decomposition in three parts.
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Karkat's feeling down, and Dave tries his best to be a good bro.
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Trolls sure are weird!
They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!{This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}
{A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
It may or may not have gotten out of hand.} -
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Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.