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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    27/?
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    TA: gue22 what ii found.
    AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
    CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
    TA: iit'2 ...
    TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
    TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
    --
    Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent's second chapter.

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    2/2
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    2
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    8
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    1
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    Survival in the slums that shadow the city is hard enough as it is. Dirk has to balance that with raising a kid brother, all while not getting noticed; no small feat when your main source of income pits you against the Megacorps that run everything. But no one can run from their past forever.

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    1/?
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    3
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    10
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    3
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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    4/?
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    56
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    24
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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    10/21
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    1.
    TA: gue22 what ii found.
    AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
    CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
    TA: iit'2 ...
    TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
    TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
    --
    2.
    EB: vriska
    AG: Wow!
    AG: Do my eyes deceive me? The great John Eg8ert, lowering himself to talking to a 8ig not-nice meanie like me?
    AG: … W8. How are you even contacting me right now, I thought we were out of the game!!!!!!!!
    AG: Is this another FRIGGING DREAM8U88LE??? RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!
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    Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent.

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    Look. Destiny can say whatever it wants, but the day Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas admit that they're destined for each other is the day hell freezes over. Because honestly, fuck that guy.

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    3/?
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    41
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    3036
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    Skaia was the name of the continent, surrounded by vast blue ocean without another continent in sight for thousands of miles. The continent was divided into two major countries in which two major kingdoms ruled the entirety of the lands.

    They were Prospit: the Land of A Thousand Suns, and Derse: the Court of Twilight. These two countries exist in a fragile balance, the eternal rivals.

    Therein exist a law the two kingdoms shared, however; that no magic can exist in their lands.

    Dave Lalonde didn't ask to be born in such a weird and convoluted era. And he certainly didn't ask to be born as a sorcerer. But apparently nobody cared about what he wanted anyway.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
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    4
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    12
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    Or Alternatively, How Two Lovable Goofballs Try to Have a Conversation While Waiting on Top on A Building.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    13/13
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    32
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    42
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    9
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

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    44/?
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    35
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you can't even hold your Bro's hand to cross the street without having a breakdown. Your best friend wants nothing more than to wrap you up in a hug without you immediately squirming out of his grasp. Your teachers and classmates have seen you cry on more than one occasion because your chair won't stop squeaking every time you move. You have come to the conclusion that sensory overload is a real overbearing bitch sometimes.

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    11
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    4
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    Prompt: "Pale. Karkat helps his Striders adjust to peaceful living."

    "Karkat Vantas awoke to a new sun rising and a warm face mashed inelegantly against his throat. Sweeps ago, he would have jerked away or lashed out violently, expecting the killing blow to come before he was even fully awake. Today, he didn’t even flinch. Later, he would vehemently deny the fond smile that crossed his face as he curled his fingers through his boyfriend’s hair. Dave mumbled something in his sleep and shifted in an attempt to get closer, as if he didn’t already have all four limbs tangled up with Karkat’s like a lovesick old Earth koala."

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    15
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    You think you’ve done a good job at separating Dirk and Bro in your head, never mind how you still flinch sometimes when you see him out of the corner of your eye. Shit takes time, that’s what Rose says, and you are fucking fine and sticking to that goddamn hope of recovery, you are a hamster with your tiny-ass hamster feet glued to this fucking wheel).

    (In which Dave has a nightmare, and a conversation about his Bro with Dirk ensues.)

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    1/1
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    On an Earth that has been occupied by troll invaders for centuries, Rose has just uncovered the code to a game that could free her and her friends from the tyranny of the batterwitch forever.

    Also Dave gets a new roommate.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Dave and Dirk are twins that live with their father that insists they call him Bro instead of Dad. On their 18th birthday they flee his shitty little apartment in a beat up car heading west in hopes of finding their movie star/director/producer/rapper uncle.

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    15
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    12
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    Post-SBURB AU. The kids won, and the world was rebuilt exactly as it was before, with parents/guardians included. Alpha kids and beta kids are in the beta kids' world, and Dave and Dirk both end up in Texas, a block away from each other. Which is good, because Bro didn't come back right, and Dave needs all the help he can get.

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    1/1
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    2
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    37
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    6
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    361
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    Jesteś w końcu Dziedzicem Zguby; Los nie sprzyja może tobie samemu, ale kieruje bieg wydarzeń tak, byś ostatecznie wychodził z nich z życiem.
    - Czyli: a co by było, gdyby Psiioniic jakimś cudem przeżył Vast Glub? AU po grze. Psiioniico-centryczne.

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    3/?
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    "holy shit so my friend and i were thinking of mildly entertaining headcanons today
    and i brought up one thats like. dave can play nearly every instrument BUT the triangle, like,
    "Dave! How the hell can you not even follow the beat??"
    "shut tf up i know what im doing"
    and i was about to say "it's just clanging metal on metal" and then i r ea l i zed"

    AKA my friend said this and I was Inspired.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    67
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    6
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    675

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