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    Set after the events of "Only The Good," the surviving crew members of Red Dwarf begin to reassemble their lives while Rimmer fends off an identity crisis.

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    The effects of Rimmer's centuries of imprisonment on Rimmerworld have taken a far greater toll on the hologram than any of the crew of Red Dwarf could have imagined.

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    "Words had weight to Rimmer. Lister had known that for a long time, from the way he hurled them like weapons, hoping they'd stick. It had come as no surprise, that first time he'd held him down in bed and hissed “smeghead” into his ear, to see his mouth fall open, to see the flush spread across his cheeks, to see his simulated breath quicken with want."

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt: “Rimmer giving head to a dozy, sleepy Lister."

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    1/1
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    Pre-series (slightly altered timeline). Rimmer has little luck with the ladies; Lister offers to help.

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    Ever wonder how Da Boyz would fare in another science fiction universe?

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    Lister's all for the body swap... as long as Rimmer doesn't freak out when he finds out exactly what Lister's got in his trousers. Or, to be more precise, what Lister hasn't got in his trousers.

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    The things we do for love. Slash, AU.

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    Kryten works out the answer to a very puzzling question!

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    I started writing this years ago with the intention of it being a long multi-chapter thing but I never really decided where I wanted to go with it, and never really got the hang of writing Jack Sparrow, so decided to let it lie.

    I thought I'd post it now as a little curiosity, as the result of a recent Tumblr discussion. You can take it as it is, or you can decide how you think the rest of the story plays out yourself...

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    2/?
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    A reworking of a scene from "Parallel Universe". At first glance, nothing is any different from what we're shown in the episode. Lister knows otherwise.

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    Rimmer's new hard light drive is tested in a rather unusual way.

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    A love triangle in an alternate Series VII timeline.

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    The horrifying but oh-so-richly-deserved aftermath of the episode 'Meltdown'. A drabble.

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    What it says on the tin. (Well, in the title...)

    1. '69'
    2. 'The first time Rimmer gets to top.'
    3. 'Lister meets Rimmer for the first time and thinks he's a bit of alright - if only he'd stop talking.'
    4. 'Remake of Rimmer's first/only sexual liaison - it was Lister who got hit in the head.'
    5. Yvonne McGruder - Lister wants all the sordid details.
    6. 'Lister doing suggestive things with the fruit in "Camille".'
    7. Rimmer can't get out of a messy job.
    8. 'Spanking. It's not usually Lister's thing, but it's what Rimmer wants.'
    9. 'Rimmer/Lister, set in the 'Dad' AU.'
    10. 'I just want Rimmer getting done by Lister, and loving it.'
    11. Dirty Dancing AU.

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    Lister has too much time on his hands during 'Bodyswap'. Not quite slash, but almost.

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    50 sentences written for the livejournal 1sentence community. Inspired by the beta theme set.

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    Inspired by Felineranger's wonderful "50 Shades Of Smeg", but you don't need to have read it to understand this. Also, this doesn't contain BDSM - the rating is for other stuff.

    I can't quite believe I wrote this. The plot bunny simply wouldn't leave me alone. Crackish smut, not intended too seriously.

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    Lister considers the possibilities once the crew is resurrected. Preslash.

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    The truth behind a message from the future.

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    1
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