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    For ten years, Rimmer has been living the life of Ace. It hasn't been an easy ride, and still things get worse. As Simulants mess with dimensions, Rimmer's ship become badly damaged, and he unexpectedly finds himself back where he started out - in his home dimension, with Red Dwarf not far away...

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    A story for: ReddwarfSherlockfan_16
    Rimmer feels left out when Lister gets a new girlfriend.
    Following the requirements which I asked 'Listy' for:
    - Fluffy
    - Rimmer/Lister
    -No Slash

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    Chris and Craig get a surprising scene from Doug for series XI of Red Dwarf which they would never thought would happen: Rimmer and Lister have sex (sort of). What makes it worse is that Chris' wife asks Chris whether he is bisexual due to the stag night party they had before retaking their vows and finding Chris and Craig naked together in bed.

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    When the Cat gets seriously ill, the nature of his and Lister's relationship finally comes to light.

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    The Red Dwarf crew do the dirty. In a lot of different ways. This entire thing has been inspired by Lady Dae's fiction, Alphabetti Spaghetti.

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    Dimension 14.635.135.535

    A fifteen year old Arnold Rimmer makes a break from his abusive household on Io, finding himself on Earth where he meets the eager and sympathetic lead singer of Smeg and the Heads, Dave Lister.

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    After 200 years, Cloister the Stupid returns to his people on Fuchal, and Rimmer picks the wrong kind of mushrooms.

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    Lister and Rimmer's tentative attempt to start a relationship is complicated by both the hologram's soft-light status and the appearance of the ghost of a fellow crewmember.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    Rimmer makes Lister excersise...

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    Lister acts on impulse to try and rectify a problem he has caused. But how will Rimmer respond? And more importantly, how will this change their 'friendship'?
    Lots and lots of Series Two spoilers (but come on, if you haven't watched Series Two, then you probably wouldn't even be here...)

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    Arnold Rimmer is in the prison decks after series X and realises something which could change his life. After finding out about Crystal, he then begins to act strangely.

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    A very, very alternative take on Back to Earth in which Lister and Rimmer are together.

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    The chain rattling, to his extreme and thrilled surprise, only raises in volume after that.

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    When he enters the room, on his usual third cleaning run of the day, he finds that he can’t quite believe his eyes.

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    An expanded version of something I posted a few days ago privately. Lister takes a dare from his mates back in Liverpool.

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    Set after the events of "Only The Good," the surviving crew members of Red Dwarf begin to reassemble their lives while Rimmer fends off an identity crisis.

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