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    Facing his Engineering exams Lister is upset to find Rimmer rather lacking in support. After an argument he leaves to do his exam on his own. Then Rimmer does something amazing.

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    Lister might be his own dad, but he did not raise himself. One Father's Day he decides to surprise the man who did. (Updated)

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    Rimmer bit his nail. How could this have happened to him? He? He had to woo the man he loved more than anything in the universe for someone else? For a man he'd resented from the moment he met him?

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    But if he did ... maybe Lister would be happy.
    What did he have to lose ... except the love of his life.

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    “It used to happen on JMC vessels all the time,” Rimmer explained, “especially before they let women enlist. You're surrounded by the endless, yawning void of space, trapped in a floating metal tomb with only your fellow crewmen for company, light years between you and the touch of a consenting woman... and suddenly, sausage starts to seem a lot more appetizing.”

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    In which Lister propositions Rimmer, and drama on the Red Dwarf reaches meteoric proportions.

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    prompt fill.
    prompt: Rimmer: 'I'm sick of seeing you slobbing around in your underwear!'
    Lister: 'What, man, would you rather see me slobbing around in yours?'

    Cue Lister obtaining plain white boxers (probably not actually Rimmer's, but he'd probably try and kid Rimmer that they were) and prancing around showing off all that lush brown skin, and Rimmer Not Coping At All.

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    Based on Saylee/And I meant it to sting's crack bunny:

    "So, in one dimension “Ace Rimmer” is not a space hero, but a porn star. Somehow our boys get their hands on his *ahem* body of work. Cue Rimmer swearing up and down that this is not from his time as Ace. Lister is amused or intrigued or both. Then they find the “Big Boys in Boots” photoshoot."

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    When Lister decides to try and fix Rimmer's Camphor Wood chest he accidentally unlocks a secret panel that contains magazines and some letters. His find reveals a side of Rimmer the Hologram tried to hide for most of his life. (Written for Pride Month.)

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    As Rimmer sits in the Wildfire, ready to take over as Ace, the computer asks him to resolve an unspoken issue with Lister

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    Lister had expected that his love would be enough to stop Rimmer's anxiety and OCD. What he had not expected was that love could give Rimmer something new to worry about.

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    A few short scenes plus a full story directly inspired by Red Dwarf: Thanks for the Memory and the 'lost' episode The Bodysnatcher.

    Scenes: FOUR MISSING DAYS - What did happen during those four missing days, after Lister 'gifted' Rimmer with eight months of his own memory as a deathday present?

    Full story: DEAD - With Lister on the brink of suicide, will Rimmer be able to keep the promise he made to Holly, or will he fail yet again?

    COMPLETE! Reviews welcome! :)

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    When Rimmer has trouble sleeping Lister wants to find out why. What Rimmer reveals to him brings the pair closer. (Set between series 2&3)

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    After the events in "Hope" Lister realises he is in love with Rimmer. He now faces a battle against the alternative version of himself Rimmer lived with in his dream reality. (Follow up to Hope, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    When the Boys From the Dwarf land on a friendly GELF planet, Rimmer finds a magical rose that can show him his hearts desire. Soon he has the life he never realised he always wanted …

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    Darcy's guest is a French Mime. His fan and interpreter is the studio audience

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    Time catches up with everyone, even holograms. But Lister loves his hologram all the more for it.

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    Rimmer feels lost and confused after receiving his Hard-light Drive. When he decides to sacrifice the chance of his first good meal since becoming corporal for Lister, his reward is something far sweeter than chocolate.

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    When Lister causes an accident that leads to Rimmer losing his memory, he is determined to redo things perfectly this time over.

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    Lister turns fifty, and it was the best day he'd had in years. – Or at least it could have been if Rimmer had been there. How could his partner have just gone off like that?

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    Lister shares a lazy morning with Rimmer and his brand new physical body.

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