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    Lister's all for the body swap... as long as Rimmer doesn't freak out when he finds out exactly what Lister's got in his trousers. Or, to be more precise, what Lister hasn't got in his trousers.

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    The things we do for love. Slash, AU.

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    Kryten works out the answer to a very puzzling question!

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    I started writing this years ago with the intention of it being a long multi-chapter thing but I never really decided where I wanted to go with it, and never really got the hang of writing Jack Sparrow, so decided to let it lie.

    I thought I'd post it now as a little curiosity, as the result of a recent Tumblr discussion. You can take it as it is, or you can decide how you think the rest of the story plays out yourself...

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    A reworking of a scene from "Parallel Universe". At first glance, nothing is any different from what we're shown in the episode. Lister knows otherwise.

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    Rimmer's new hard light drive is tested in a rather unusual way.

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    A love triangle in an alternate Series VII timeline.

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    The horrifying but oh-so-richly-deserved aftermath of the episode 'Meltdown'. A drabble.

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    What it says on the tin. (Well, in the title...)

    1. '69'
    2. 'The first time Rimmer gets to top.'
    3. 'Lister meets Rimmer for the first time and thinks he's a bit of alright - if only he'd stop talking.'
    4. 'Remake of Rimmer's first/only sexual liaison - it was Lister who got hit in the head.'
    5. Yvonne McGruder - Lister wants all the sordid details.
    6. 'Lister doing suggestive things with the fruit in "Camille".'
    7. Rimmer can't get out of a messy job.
    8. 'Spanking. It's not usually Lister's thing, but it's what Rimmer wants.'
    9. 'Rimmer/Lister, set in the 'Dad' AU.'
    10. 'I just want Rimmer getting done by Lister, and loving it.'
    11. Dirty Dancing AU.

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    Lister has too much time on his hands during 'Bodyswap'. Not quite slash, but almost.

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    50 sentences written for the livejournal 1sentence community. Inspired by the beta theme set.

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    Inspired by Felineranger's wonderful "50 Shades Of Smeg", but you don't need to have read it to understand this. Also, this doesn't contain BDSM - the rating is for other stuff.

    I can't quite believe I wrote this. The plot bunny simply wouldn't leave me alone. Crackish smut, not intended too seriously.

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    Lister considers the possibilities once the crew is resurrected. Preslash.

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    The truth behind a message from the future.

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    Written using set alpha from 1sentence (LiveJournal) — 50 prompts, one sentence each.

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    A little Series VIII AU using the “We have to share the bed” trope, per VeronicaRich's challenge.

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    Writing Prompt: sex pollen

    You know you want it.

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    Mostly fluff. Our heroes watch TV together and get marooned again. Series X-ish, but Back to Earth never happened because…you’ll see.

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    Rimmer gets what he's always wanted. But it's Rimmer, so of course it isn't that simple.

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    To steal from the person who gave me this idea from Tumblr: "Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer are, to their utmost disgust, highly drift compatible. They of course pilot the Jaeger Red Dwarf."

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