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    Ficlet collection — some reposted from Tumblr plus a few more. To those who generated or sent prompts, thank you!

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    "When Lister looked at him, Rimmer felt something in his chest that wasn’t anger, disappointment or neurosis, so he quickly pretended it was one of those things, less he accidentally stop being miserable. He couldn’t stand it when Lister did that thing with his face. The thing where his mouth turns up in a sort of subdued U shape. What was that called again? He couldn’t quite remember as Lister scooted a bit closer to him and their arms barely, just barely, brushed against each other.

    Whatever it is, it makes him look terribly stupid, Rimmer thought.

    He leaned into the touch."

    Old WIP that I decided to blow the dust off of and get to work on. Featuring memory loss, aliens, and the gay agenda

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    It's Lister and Rimmer's first Christmas together as a couple. Lister is determined to make the first part of their day special, despite their circumstance.

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    Lister's life always seemed to change on his birthdays, and he always seems drunk. the story of five changes in his life through drunken birthdays covering pre-series to series X. please just read it! kinda a funny fic with character evolution, slight angst as well. one-shot for now if it goes down well may be expanded.

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    One shot based on a missing scene from The End in series one. what happened when holly was on his own, and then turning Rimmer back on. I know everyone has done it, its my turn now. Please someone, read and review- this is my exam fuel! Rating for a couple of words 4 year olds think are offensive. Angsty undertones.

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    Originally posted on ffn as A Groovy Kind of Life, but that title was a bit rubbish. a kind of character study mixed with crack fic for Kristine Kochanski. Written for a friend in less than a hour to see if I could do it. Please read and review. It's just a normal day on Red Dwarf for Kochanski and she's thinking about life. set post series eight but before Back to Earth. With all the boys making at least cameo roles.
    Really short, but somewhat funny, and yes she is supposed to go at the end, its my indulgence of strange headcanons.

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    cross posted from fan fiction. net. Apologies for the very stupid title, it's my first fic. When a simulant happens, the gang are reduced to three, at least temporarily. but the simulant incident turns out to be only the start of their troubles, can they get back together again. now featuring added evil! Ace. well, not really Ace but someone pretending to be him. Please read and review. please pretty please!

    I can't work AO3 so there might be a few problems. sorry in advance

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    Dave Lister is starting his new job at a local coffee shop. It can't be so bad. It's only coffee, right?

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    Two sitcoms collide in a bit of sci-fi Victorian nonsense. Written specially for Bloomoonbaby's birthday (so expect niche references!) and originally posted on tumblr in 2013 (I think?)

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    Kink meme fill. Spoilers for the novels!!

    Prompt was: Psychotic!Lister (from 'The Last Human') watching Rimmer and Kochanski.

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    Red Dwarf suffers a blackout. Rimmer and Lister take advantage of it.

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    Arnold still can't get Dave out of his head, but Dave's found a distraction in the form of Kris Kochanski. However, Arnold's own love life isn't bereft of alternative options.

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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, featuring sex-repulsed!Rimmer and demisexual!Lister, and ASOIAF era at the end of A Storm of Swords, featuring quoiromantic!autistic!Sansa.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    Hollister makes a different decision about Lister's cat, and it has a domino effect on the resulting series of events. Lister doesn't go into stasis, Rimmer doesn't repair the drive plate, the radiation leak never happens. Instead of a couple of bums alone in space 3 million years into the future, Rimmer deals with his father's death! Lister decides to try to be Rimmer's friend! We go to Io! Portraits of respected historical figures are defaced! Frankenstein has kittens! Rimmer ponders a career change! And more…

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    What is it with Lister and fruit anyway?

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    When Red Dwarf docks at Callisto, Rimmer gets an unexpected visitor: his oldest brother, John.

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    Rimmer has some brilliant thoughts around fairies. He knows they're brilliant, and who is better to judge their brilliance than him?

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    Rimmer’s astronavs are tomorrow morning, and as usual, he’s in a bit of a crisis. Hoping to improve his abilities, he tries to infect himself with the luck virus, but takes a megadose of confidence instead. As he rapidly experiences the effects of the virus, he grows increasingly reckless, euphoric, and erratic, in the exam room and beyond. It’s all just harmless fun until Rimmer becomes convinced he can upgrade the ship’s recyc system, and what’s more, his light bee is starting to fail under the strain of all this energy. The crew needs to bring him down – fast.

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