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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, and ASOIAF era during A Storm of Swords.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    Ficlet collection — some reposted from Tumblr plus a few more. To those who generated or sent prompts, thank you!

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    When Red Dwarf docks at Callisto, Rimmer gets an unexpected visitor: his oldest brother, John.

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    Rimmer has some brilliant thoughts around fairies. He knows they're brilliant, and who is better to judge their brilliance than him?

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    Rimmer’s astronavs are tomorrow morning, and as usual, he’s in a bit of a crisis. Hoping to improve his abilities, he tries to infect himself with the luck virus, but takes a megadose of confidence instead. As he rapidly experiences the effects of the virus, he grows increasingly reckless, euphoric, and erratic, in the exam room and beyond. It’s all just harmless fun until Rimmer becomes convinced he can upgrade the ship’s recyc system, and what’s more, his light bee is starting to fail under the strain of all this energy. The crew needs to bring him down – fast.

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    Art for Lala_Sara's series Dip Dip (Считалочка)
    Королевство Неустающих Зеркал
    Chapter 2: Зеркало Второе: Космическая Опупея

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    For ten years, Rimmer has been living the life of Ace. It hasn't been an easy ride, and still things get worse. As Simulants mess with dimensions, Rimmer's ship becomes badly damaged, and he unexpectedly finds himself back where he started out - in his home dimension, with Red Dwarf not far away...

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    A poem/ diary entry from Rimmer about when Lister leaves to go with Kochanski

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    In the cold, lonely night, Lister thinks of all the things unsaid. Pre-Legion.

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    A drabble, in which Lister and Rimmer crash on a disturbingly familiar planet.

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    Hollister makes a different decision about Lister's cat, and it has a domino effect on the resulting series of events. Lister doesn't go into stasis, Rimmer doesn't repair the drive plate, the radiation leak never happens. Instead of a couple of bums alone in space 3 million years into the future, Rimmer deals with his father's death! Lister decides to try to be Rimmer's friend! We go to Io! Portraits of respected historical figures are defaced! Frankenstein has kittens! Rimmer ponders a career change! And more…

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    Sequel to Rimmer's Report

    After getting dumped by Kochanski, Lister explores his options. But he's got no idea just how many options he has.

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    "What? Why d'you want to borrow me guitar for? I haven't even played it in a fortnight. Not since that last time when you tried to shove me head into the sound hole."

     

    Rimmer plays Lister's guitar. Set primarily pre-"The End".

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    Rimmer goes on a voyage of self-discovery that takes him places he never imagined.

    AU from Series VII in that Rimmer never went off to become Ace and, when the Nanobots rebuilt Red Dwarf, they didn't bring any of the crew back.

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    All Lister wants, is for Rimmer to shut up. Unfortunately for him, his solution to this problem only creates another, far greater one.

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    Ever since Kryten became human, he's had nightmares. But it turns out that sharing a bed with Lister is all he needs to get a peaceful night's sleep.

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    A NASA astronaut crashes into Red Dwarf. Can this stranger help them all back to Earth?

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt: “Rimmer wants sex. Lister is too cold. The compromise is sex with a scarf and earmuffs. And, just possibly, some fluffy socks.”

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