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    Things that definitely didn't exist:

    Ghosts and Arnold Rimmer's love life.

    Maybe Lister should have thought twice about going into the ghost ship the Dwarfers discover orbiting an ocean moon.

    Then again, he never did mind proving himself wrong.

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    The first time it happens is with the lights off and the door securely locked. It's a collision of bodies more than anything else - the release of years of pent-up need and carnal desire. The relief of finally being able to touch, and be touched is overwhelming. Then Rimmer leaves to prance around the galaxy and its multitude of dimensions as Ace, and Lister is left alone again to realise just how much he's lost.
    And Lister's past humiliation now, past a disbelieving sort of doubt. He's right onto the part of being well and truly smegged, because Rimmer's gone and he isn't coming back and Lister's in love with him.

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    When Rimmer starts feeling his age after the adventures in Twentica Lister discovers something his husband and Kryten did not want him to know. Can he fix this? (Spoilers: Twentica, Samsara)

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    10
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    How do two British and Ionian vending machine repairmen stuck three million years out in deep space know so much about 1920s culture in America?

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    Rimmer always wanted a "regulation haircut" and decides on drastic measurers to get one. Sadly, the result isn't exactly what he hoped for.
    Lister thinks he can fix it. Can he also fix Rimmer in the process?

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    Ace and Duane are about to sacrifice their lives. It seems a shame not to use that triple-thick condom.
    *I'm sorry for the title. I'm sorry for the puns. I'm sorry for the crack pairing. I'm just plain sorry.

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    Ford and Arthur accidently end up on the starship Red Dwarf, in total and complete confusion.

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    His relationship with Dave Lister at an all time low, Arnold Rimmer decides to take the Cat with him as he wins a long luxury weekend at a space spa.
    At the resort the couple discover things about each other they could never have held possible.

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    10
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    1
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    John is getting married, which means Rimmer and Lister have to once more venture forth to the horror that is Rimmer's Family.

    Series
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    4,224
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    5/?
    Comments:
    1
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    14
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    2
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    109
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    Sometimes all an anxious Hologram needs is a little reassurance.

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    13
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    Arnold Rimmer never had a childhood or a birthday party. All this is about to change during a scouting trip to a Play World satellite where Dave Lister finds out it's Rimmer's birthday.

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    5,443
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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    130
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    When Arnold Rimmer and David Lister awaken from stasis, they do not expect what they find.

    Series
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    13,403
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    5/?
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    5
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    27
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    3
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    506
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    What Rimmer really wanted to tell Lister during their nightly conversation in Stasis Leak.

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    110
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    Rimmer froze: What was Lister implying? Was he saying that he thought he was some sort of weirdo who gave free dancing lessons just to get some form of human contact? Because if he did then ... he was absolutely right.

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    Just when Lister starts to make sense of his feelings for Rimmer he wakes up to find a hologram of Kristine Kochanski in his room and Rimmer gone. Will he ever get a chance to tell him the truth?

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    When Rimmer dies in ‘Timeslides’, he discovers afterwards that there was more than just one difference between the timelines.

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    10/10
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    1
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    Lister finds out he is pregnant by his alternate self. How will he cope with the pregnancy, especially with Rimmer promising to help and be at his side constantly.

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    13,519
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    12/12
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    1
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    7
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    53
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    Rimmer wants Lister to pretend to be his friend, but his mother mistakes them for more.

    Series
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    13,897
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    155
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    AU: Lister makes a bet with Parker that he can get the most unsociable kid in school, Rimmer, to be his friend. Not slash for once!

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    6,140
    Chapters:
    12/12
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    6
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    1
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    47
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    Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream

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    English
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    1/1
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    22

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