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    As the Cat nags at a depressed Rimmer for returning after Holoship, Lister copes with a hurt of his own.

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    "Care to explain how I passed an exam while unconscious, Arnold?” Lister asked. The Hologram's nostrils flared as his face turned crimson and his eyes went wide. Then he quickly swallowed as he reconstructed his features into a smile: “You passed??!!! Congratulations Listy!”

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    Я решила переписать первую часть Считалочки.

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    Русский
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    When Rimmer suddenly starts heavily joining in on Lister's drinking sessions, the Scouser knows there's something amiss. (Set right after Back to Earth.)

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    Arnold Rimmer and David Lister did meet once, long ago, when both were just children. At the age of ten, Dave Lister meets Rimmer in a disused play park, and offers the hand of friendship after seeing the results of Arnold Rimmer's abuse at the hands of his three older brothers. How will Rimmer feel about this unknown jesture of kindness?

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    When Lister ruined Rimmer's day he had to make up somehow ... (aka: How did Rimmer get that award in the first place? )

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    They'd been sleeping together for three glorious months. Fourteen weeks of stupendous sex. What had begun as a drunken fumble had sprouted awkwardly into a series of unplanned trysts before blossoming into a full-on sexual --

    -- well. Relationship wasn't quite the right word. Understanding, perhaps? It hardly mattered. After all, it wasn’t exactly the sort of topic they were going to sit down and discuss over a cup of tea. Definitions were tricky things, sometimes.

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    Lister needed someone to look after and suddenly very human hardlight Rimmer was exactly the project he'd been looking for.

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    John is getting married, which means Rimmer and Lister have to once more venture forth to the horror that is Rimmer's Family.

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    13/13
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    A few weeks into his relationship with Lister, Rimmer still has a few issues to work through.

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    2
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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    9/?
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    53
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    68
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    "I'm just trying to rehabilitate myself, trying to do the everyday, normal things that most living people take for granted."

    Why would a noncorporeal Hologram suddenly decide to cook?

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    It's Lister's 50th birthday and, unbeknownst to one another, Lister and Rimmer each want to use the opportunity to confess how they really feel.

    But first, a drink or two. After all, a little Dutch Courage never did any harm. Right?

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    Why Rimmer left for the Diesel Decks when Lister was ill.

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    After a few years away as Ace, Rimmer has finally returned to be reunited with Lister. But he quickly realises that there's an undeniable itch that requited love or even an amarously adventurous sex life can't scratch.

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    When he returned to earth there was some growing up still to do, after that he'd become either a counsellor or a carer. These were the plans Dave Lister had when he boarded Red Dwarf. Little did he know he'd get to fulfil his dreams three million years into space.

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    Lister gets drunk for his birthday but when he wakes up, hungover, he has no idea why Rimmer seems to be so upset.

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    Rimmer retreats to an empty room expecting no one will come after him. He's wrong. Which he hates.

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    Rimmer was literally struck by love. (For Valentines day)

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    What happened after the fight Lister mentions in Marooned.

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    3
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    18
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    2
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    193

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