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    Mechanoids don't sleep, but like all intelligent beings, they need to dream in order to organize and file the information in their brains properly. Being mechanoids, however, they tend to do this rather literally. And Kryten is not looking particularly forward to tonight's filing...

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    While exploring a sunken spaceship, Lister comes across something quite extraordinary... but can he convince Rimmer, Cat and Kryten of what he's seen?

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    Queeg has total control over Rimmer's body. In theory, he could make Rimmer do anything.

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    When Lister is off on planet leave to Europa, he sees an unexpected opportunity to get a rise out of Rimmer.

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    The effects of Rimmer's centuries of imprisonment on Rimmerworld have taken a far greater toll on the hologram than any of the crew of Red Dwarf could have imagined.

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    When Rimmer claims to have been rudely awoken by a beautiful alien making love to him, Lister obviously dismisses it as a dream. But three million years away from the nearest woman, it can't hurt to investigate...

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    "Words had weight to Rimmer. Lister had known that for a long time, from the way he hurled them like weapons, hoping they'd stick. It had come as no surprise, that first time he'd held him down in bed and hissed “smeghead” into his ear, to see his mouth fall open, to see the flush spread across his cheeks, to see his simulated breath quicken with want."

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    Rimmer and Lister argue about gender issues.

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt: “Rimmer giving head to a dozy, sleepy Lister."

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    Pre-series (slightly altered timeline). Rimmer has little luck with the ladies; Lister offers to help.

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    For Lister and Rimmer, fighting had always been foreplay.

    Fic_promptly on Dreamwidth: Any, any, "Why do you wear so much leather, anyway?"

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    Thrown into the unbelievable, Rimmer must do the unthinkable. Set directly after "Stoke Me A Clipper."

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    The things we do for love. Slash, AU.

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    Rimmer's new hard light drive is tested in a rather unusual way.

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    A love triangle in an alternate Series VII timeline.

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    What it says on the tin. (Well, in the title...)

    1. '69'
    2. 'The first time Rimmer gets to top.'
    3. 'Lister meets Rimmer for the first time and thinks he's a bit of alright - if only he'd stop talking.'
    4. 'Remake of Rimmer's first/only sexual liaison - it was Lister who got hit in the head.'
    5. Yvonne McGruder - Lister wants all the sordid details.
    6. 'Lister doing suggestive things with the fruit in "Camille".'
    7. Rimmer can't get out of a messy job.
    8. 'Spanking. It's not usually Lister's thing, but it's what Rimmer wants.'
    9. 'Rimmer/Lister, set in the 'Dad' AU.'
    10. 'I just want Rimmer getting done by Lister, and loving it.'
    11. Dirty Dancing AU.

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    50 sentences written for the livejournal 1sentence community. Inspired by the beta theme set.

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    Five ways Arnold Rimmer wasted seventeen minutes.

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    Inspired by Felineranger's wonderful "50 Shades Of Smeg", but you don't need to have read it to understand this. Also, this doesn't contain BDSM - the rating is for other stuff.

    I can't quite believe I wrote this. The plot bunny simply wouldn't leave me alone. Crackish smut, not intended too seriously.

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    Written using set alpha from 1sentence (LiveJournal) — 50 prompts, one sentence each.

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