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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, featuring sex-repulsed!Rimmer and demisexual!Lister, and ASOIAF era at the end of A Storm of Swords, featuring quoiromantic!Sansa.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    What is it with Lister and fruit anyway?

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    Ficlet collection — some reposted from Tumblr plus a few more. To those who generated or sent prompts, thank you!

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    The Starbug crew come across (yet another) abandoned research station, but this time, it's not the scientific discoveries they find there that most surprises them. Rimmer makes a personal discovery that might have dramatic consequences, but can he sort out his personal feelings and agendas before it's too late?

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    Art for Lala_Sara's series Dip Dip (Считалочка)
    Королевство Неустающих Зеркал
    Chapter 2: Зеркало Второе: Космическая Опупея

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    The "Art School AU."

    Arnold Rimmer just wanted to get away from Io, and attending art college on the bog-planet of Earth was about as far from his family's expectations as he could hope to get.

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    A poem/ diary entry from Rimmer about when Lister leaves to go with Kochanski

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    In the cold, lonely night, Lister thinks of all the things unsaid. Pre-Legion.

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    High Lister and High Rimmer are harmoniously in love. But no relationship is perfect.

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    Rimmer/Lister vid to Tori Amos' 'Bells for Her'.

    I own nothing.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    Rimmer goes on a voyage of self-discovery that takes him places he never imagined.

    AU from Series VII in that Rimmer never went off to become Ace and, when the Nanobots rebuilt Red Dwarf, they didn't bring any of the crew back.

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    All Lister wants, is for Rimmer to shut up. Unfortunately for him, his solution to this problem only creates another, far greater one.

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt: “Rimmer wants sex. Lister is too cold. The compromise is sex with a scarf and earmuffs. And, just possibly, some fluffy socks.”

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    Lister's cell on Legion's ship holds some unexpected surprises for the last human alive.

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    A series of small kindnesses and moments of peace bring Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister together.

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    When Rimmer and Lister go scavenging in an android brothel, it's every man (and droid) for him or herself...

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    Arnold Rimmer retires from being Ace and builds a life for himself on the newly restored Red Dwarf, helping others along the way.

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    In the midst of domestic turbulence, The Rimmers take a holiday with The Listers at a quiet lake house in an attempt to suss out the important questions in their lives and relationships.

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