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A drunken conversation leads to an unexpected admission and then something else altogether.
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When Lister is woken up in the middle of the night, he doesn't know the next day is going to be one of the worst of his - and Rimmer's - life.
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- Part 5 of In Bed
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Lister acts on impulse to try and rectify a problem he has caused. But how will Rimmer respond? And more importantly, how will this change their 'friendship'?
Lots and lots of Series Two spoilers (but come on, if you haven't watched Series Two, then you probably wouldn't even be here...) -
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Dave Lister never thought he would die but if he did he would not want to know any better. However he has been revived as a soft-light hologram on Starbug by Arnold Rimmer his fellow crewmate, bunkmate and now fellow deadie.
Lister has only one question "What the smeg is going on!?"
Set post Legion so Rimmer is hardlight. Will have many chapters.
(renamed from Return)
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Post-series X. The boys finally come across the ship Kochanski left in.
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Lister tries to forgive and forget, but Rimmer has a habit of making him remember. And now that Rimmer has a body of his own, he’s going to pay for what he once did to Lister’s.
Set at an undefined point after VIII; status quo is that of BTE/X. Compatible with most post-VIII headcanons.
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Lister can't sleep, and he wants to know why.
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Each night, Lister and Rimmer need to shut off shop talk; it's a ritual Lister insists upon.
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Lister has his work cut out for him convincing Rimmer he doesn't think of him as an object to be lost in a poker game. Even though he totally did. Follows Series X episode "Entangled."
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Not quite the Boys from the Dwarf you know; Lister and Rimmer are strippers in a club called "Starbuggers." The chapters are short and sweet, but our lads definitely aren't.
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Three million years in the past, Lister is mourning the end of his relationship with Kochanski, and is about to take drastic measures to relieve the pain... But the thing about erasing your memory is, you never remember that you've done it. Or more importantly, how many times you've done it.
And now, there was this, offering him an out. And no, he wasn't proud of it, but under the circumstances... With a deep sigh, he pushed the device down on top of his head (it made a rather bad fit), and flipped the toggles on either side. A quiet hum enveloped him, accompanied by a soft flash, and that was that. He'd go to bed, wake up, and remember nothing.
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An AU Red Dwarf version of that book everyone's sneaked at least a peek at. Even you. Go on, admit it.
David Lister is a struggling but gifted student at Saturn Tech when a chance encounter brings him into contact with neurotic billionaire Arnold Rimmer. You know the rest.
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The crew find out what really happened to Lister when he was captured by the Low Selves in "Demons and Angels"
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Holly brought Dave back to keep me sane. I should have figured it out earlier. I can't stand by and watch him kill himself, Kryten. My take on what happened between 'Only the Good' and 'Back To Earth'
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Cracky one-shot. Lister's fine with doing *it* with Rimmer. He's just not sure what *it* is.
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Set before series one. Rimmer is invited home to stay at his parents' house and Lister wants to go with him.
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PWP, slash. Based on and set after "Bodyswap." Rimmer's hedonistic adventures in Lister's body begin a series of discussions that lead to a valiant attempt at human/hologram sex.
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A sequel to Cheating Death. It was now almost four years after he'd crossed to this mirror universe, and it felt more like home than Io ever did. He had genuine friends and colleagues who admired him, he was a respected officer and captain, and he was loved.
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Anyone in the fandom who's into Wet-and-Messy? No? Oh well, come on in anyway. I hope you'll find something to entertain you.
Set just after "Balance of Power".
Additional: I am so, so sorry about the title.
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Rimmer has just done something brave and completely out of character. Now it's Lister's turn to be brave and take a chance on the smeghead.