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    ...only inedible and nearly damn impossible to kill.

    (Set between Series VII and BTE, where Kochanski doesn't leave.)

    During a malfunction in Holly's left ear, the crew take Starbug onto the nearest S3 planet, where they find the remains if the all-too-familiar vessel, the holoship "The Enlightenment" with only three of its crew members as survivors.

    Or, rather, two crew members and an android fugitive.

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    LISTER: What do you mean you don't want to leave?
    RIMMER: We're happy here!

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    Just why was Rimmer so happy in that Backwards world …?

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    When Rimmer returns from Rimmerworld the only thing Lister wants to know is “WHY?” Why did he leave them? What made him go? But when it appears the Hologram is too traumatised to even speak after his ordeal, Lister has to take desperate measures to find out the truth. A truth that is different from anything he expected …

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    In this universe, Rimmer and Lister are raising Jim and Bexley as their own sons. One afternoon they decide to watch The Wizard of Oz together as a family. It's mainly a series of conversations that the four-year-olds have with their fathers during the movie.

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    Rimmer and Lister visit a garden planet for a pick-nick. There, underneath a cherry tree, they talk about life and love.

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    prompt fill.
    prompt: Rimmer: 'I'm sick of seeing you slobbing around in your underwear!'
    Lister: 'What, man, would you rather see me slobbing around in yours?'

    Cue Lister obtaining plain white boxers (probably not actually Rimmer's, but he'd probably try and kid Rimmer that they were) and prancing around showing off all that lush brown skin, and Rimmer Not Coping At All.

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    Set during series X. Lister and Rimmer decide to use the AR suite to have some fun on their anniversary.

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    After the events in Queeg Rimmer suddenly stops talking to Lister, much to the latter's annoyance. The young Scouser decides to find out why.

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    Facing his Engineering exams Lister is upset to find Rimmer rather lacking in support. After an argument he leaves to do his exam on his own. Then Rimmer does something amazing.

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    Lister might be his own dad, but he did not raise himself. One Father's Day he decides to surprise the man who did. (Updated)

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    Rimmer bit his nail. How could this have happened to him? He? He had to woo the man he loved more than anything in the universe for someone else? For a man he'd resented from the moment he met him?

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    But if he did ... maybe Lister would be happy.
    What did he have to lose ... except the love of his life.

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    Two poems for Lister by a lonely Rimmer

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    “It used to happen on JMC vessels all the time,” Rimmer explained, “especially before they let women enlist. You're surrounded by the endless, yawning void of space, trapped in a floating metal tomb with only your fellow crewmen for company, light years between you and the touch of a consenting woman... and suddenly, sausage starts to seem a lot more appetizing.”

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    In which Lister propositions Rimmer, and drama on the Red Dwarf reaches meteoric proportions.

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    Based on Saylee/And I meant it to sting's crack bunny:

    "So, in one dimension “Ace Rimmer” is not a space hero, but a porn star. Somehow our boys get their hands on his *ahem* body of work. Cue Rimmer swearing up and down that this is not from his time as Ace. Lister is amused or intrigued or both. Then they find the “Big Boys in Boots” photoshoot."

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    When Lister decides to try and fix Rimmer's Camphor Wood chest he accidentally unlocks a secret panel that contains magazines and some letters. His find reveals a side of Rimmer the Hologram tried to hide for most of his life. (Written for Pride Month.)

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    As Rimmer sits in the Wildfire, ready to take over as Ace, the computer asks him to resolve an unspoken issue with Lister

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    Lister had expected that his love would be enough to stop Rimmer's anxiety and OCD. What he had not expected was that love could give Rimmer something new to worry about.

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    When Rimmer has trouble sleeping Lister wants to find out why. What Rimmer reveals to him brings the pair closer. (Set between series 2&3)

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    After the events in "Hope" Lister realises he is in love with Rimmer. He now faces a battle against the alternative version of himself Rimmer lived with in his dream reality. (Follow up to Hope, but can be read as a stand-alone.)

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