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    From a prompt: "Lister/Rimmer. Anything with either Rimmer or Lister seeing the other when faced with a Psiren or Pleasure GELF and the others finding out. Humour please!"

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    4
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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    3/?
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    46
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    19
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    283
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    When Kryten discovers the truth behind Lister and Rimmer's relationship, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Sometimes the course of true lo- well, whatever the smeg it was - doesn't run smooth.

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    17
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    12
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    1
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    109
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    I started writing this late at night. The idea wouldn't leave me alone. Kryten walks in on Lister and Rimmer. Lister has to sit him down and explain things to him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    13
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    107
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    Lister and Rimmer's relationship told over time, space, reality and eight series.

    A drabble per episode - lost moments, missing scenes, inner thoughts etc. Spoilers for pretty much every episode series 1 to 8!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    2
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    9
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    3
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    78
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    Forced into pursuit to rescue the Cat and Kryten, Lister and Rimmer uncover the solution to an old mystery. Featuring beaches, copious alcohol, revenge, and licentiousness. Not necessarily in that order.

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    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    19
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    1
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    201
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    The day Arnold Rimmer told Dave Lister his biggest fear was the day he had to face it.

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    5/5
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    4
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    7
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    142
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    “Lister scowled past tight lips. Despite the desperate instinct that begged him to retaliate with jibes or insults, he remained steadfastly quiet. Ohhh no. In this particular case, just like the man’s nemesis of a soup, revenge was a dish best served cold."

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    13
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    21
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    1
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    175
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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    English
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    26,243
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    66
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    72
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    9
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    1205
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    After months of thinking they couldn't be together, Lister and Rimmer finally confront their feelings for each other. Probably makes more sense as a sequel to Stay With Me but can be read as a standalone.

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    1
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    Leaving in the dead of night, Kristine Kochanski pours out her heart in a letter. She tells the secrets she has kept hidden from her alternate crew all this time.

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    1/1
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    A very unexpected follow up to my story "Brotherhood", in which Lister eavesdrops as Rimmer's brother visits him to say he's quitting the Space Corps in order to pursue his passion of being a writer, shaking up Rimmer's core beliefs about what his destiny should be.

    A year and a half later, one final nudge from his brother pushes Rimmer out onto his own journey to learn who he really is.

    This is set in an AU where the radiation leak never happened.

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    4
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    17
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    1
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    115
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    Spoilers for Series XI, "Can of Worms". With the polymorphs all dead, Rimmer can finally let his guard down when Lister begins to seduce him. That is, if it *is* Lister who is doing the seducing.

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    4
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    20
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    1
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    141
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    Я решила переписать первую часть Считалочки.

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    Русский
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    4/4
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    Dave Lister never felt alone until this day.
    (Set straight after Only the Good.)

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    1/1
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    7
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    As the Cat nags at a depressed Rimmer for returning after Holoship, Lister copes with a hurt of his own.

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    114
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    "Care to explain how I passed an exam while unconscious, Arnold?” Lister asked. The Hologram's nostrils flared as his face turned crimson and his eyes went wide. Then he quickly swallowed as he reconstructed his features into a smile: “You passed??!!! Congratulations Listy!”

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    English
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    2
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    11
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    1
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    123
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    When Rimmer suddenly starts heavily joining in on Lister's drinking sessions, the Scouser knows there's something amiss. (Set right after Back to Earth.)

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    1/1
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    133
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    Arnold Rimmer and David Lister did meet once, long ago, when both were just children. At the age of ten, Dave Lister meets Rimmer in a disused play park, and offers the hand of friendship after seeing the results of Arnold Rimmer's abuse at the hands of his three older brothers. How will Rimmer feel about this unknown jesture of kindness?

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    When Lister ruined Rimmer's day he had to make up somehow ... (aka: How did Rimmer get that award in the first place? )

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    English
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    1,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    18
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    2
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    119

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