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    Rimmer gets confused about his feelings and somehow ends up in a "no touching" bet with Lister. Predictably, he doesn't want to lose.

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    It was easy to know the instant Rimmer started to get worked up. The Sleeping Quarters would slowly come alive, as if the room had fallen under some magical enchantment; buzzing with a frenzied energy as its hologrammatic epicentre moaned and writhed in delight.

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    Rimmer leaves Red Dwarf and finds himself on an artificial world called Genesis - his only companion is the planet's caretaker, Exuberant Witness.

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    A hundred years was not enough time. Forever wasn't too much to ask, was it?

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    Rimmer walks around in his underwear, Lister likes what he sees.

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    Tribute to Brokeback Mountain, not sure of how closely I'll be following the plot, but spoilers for the book/movie obviously.

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    Lister won't stop sucking on things, and Rimmer can't take it any longer.

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    Arnold Rimmer retires from being Ace and builds a life for himself on the newly restored Red Dwarf, helping others along the way.

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    When Rimmer’s ship brings him home, he gets what he’s always wanted. To Lister’s dismay, that doesn’t seem to be enough.
    (I have given up trying to fill in the missing bits. If the timeline seems choppy, that’s why!)

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    The various Rimmer and Lister incarnations across the different realities. Writing exercise. Published Anonymously for reasons.

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    How could a military raised man not now?

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    Oh no, Lister thought, what if the man is close to cracking up? This fear eclipsed his claustrophobia. Being locked in a lift with a delirious, hysteric, terrified Rimmer was surely the ultimate horror?

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    Rimmer is in charge. Absolutely. Without question. Isn't he...?

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    Kochanski comes up with a unique way to lift Lister's depression.

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    Lister sucks his thumb when he sleeps.

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    What if Lister hadn't just been driving a cab, when he first met Rimmer on Mimas? A re-imagining of Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers.

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    When Kryten discovers the truth behind Lister and Rimmer's relationship, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Sometimes the course of true lo- well, whatever the smeg it was - doesn't run smooth.

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