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    When the Boys From the Dwarf land on a friendly GELF planet, Rimmer finds a magical rose that can show him his hearts desire. Soon he has the life he never realised he always wanted …

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    Time catches up with everyone, even holograms. But Lister loves his hologram all the more for it.

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    Rimmer feels lost and confused after receiving his Hard-light Drive. When he decides to sacrifice the chance of his first good meal since becoming corporal for Lister, his reward is something far sweeter than chocolate.

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    When Lister causes an accident that leads to Rimmer losing his memory, he is determined to redo things perfectly this time over.

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    Lister turns fifty, and it was the best day he'd had in years. – Or at least it could have been if Rimmer had been there. How could his partner have just gone off like that?

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    Lister shares a lazy morning with Rimmer and his brand new physical body.

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    Arnold never called Lister by his first name, that would be just too weird. So when he does Lister acts exactly how you'd expect him to.

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    Arnold “Ace” Rimmer is brought back to Red Dwarf by the Wildfire after a Simulant infects him with a virus. Lister has wanted to tell him something for a long time. Can he tell him before it's too late?

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    When Rimmer gets attacked by someone after a solo Z Shift he tries to hide his injuries from Lister and the crew afraid of being mocked. When Lister does find out he is furious and decides to track down the culprit with his posse to avenge Rimmer.

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    -Laugh, laugh, laugh, chuckle, guffaw, giggle -- that's Rimsy and Listy!
    -When?
    -Millions of times!
    -When?
    (s01e03: Balance of Power)

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    Lister regrets his punishment of Rimmer after the events on Wax World. Waiting for the lightbee to return he keeps wondering why the damage he caused to the transmitter made the Hologram behave the way he did. When he finally receives his answer it isn't what he expected to hear.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    After the events of The Beginning, Lister and Rimmer chat.

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    Lister tries to comfort Rimmer during a nightmare-induced panic attack.

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    All Rimmer wants to do is is help Lister. Sadly the way he does it only drives the Scouser round the bend – until he realises what it is that Rimmer is actually trying to do for him.

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    "There is no use in hiding from pain when the pain of hiding becomes too much."

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    When Rimmer contracts a dangerous holo version of Lister's mutated pneumonia a worried Lister explores his feelings for him and makes the Hologram a promise that changes everything.

    -- Explores why Lister never really mentions switching Rimmer off after series 1 --

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    Art for 'Fifty Shades Of Smeg' by felineranger

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    Rimmer gets a lot more than he bargained for when he goes snooping in Todhunter's quarters.

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    Lister was not as good at keeping his secret as he thought he was, which was just as well for Rimmer who made an unexpected friend.

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    23
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