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    AU. Arnold Rimmer is fed up with his life. When he learns that it will be cut short, he decides to take a drastic step towards happiness.
    Premise very loosely based on The Blue Castle by L.M. Montgomery.

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    Rimmer has problems with his performance in the bedroom. Lister tries to help him increase his stamina, but his plan ultimately backfires. There's some semblance of a plot but it's mainly PWP.

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    Sometime during series X, Rimmer stumbles across a very old photo of Lister.

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    Ficlet collection — some reposted from Tumblr plus a few more. To those who generated or sent prompts, thank you!

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    "When Lister looked at him, Rimmer felt something in his chest that wasn’t anger, disappointment or neurosis, so he quickly pretended it was one of those things, less he accidentally stop being miserable. He couldn’t stand it when Lister did that thing with his face. The thing where his mouth turns up in a sort of subdued U shape. What was that called again? He couldn’t quite remember as Lister scooted a bit closer to him and their arms barely, just barely, brushed against each other.

    Whatever it is, it makes him look terribly stupid, Rimmer thought.

    He leaned into the touch."

    Old WIP that I decided to blow the dust off of and get to work on. Featuring memory loss, aliens, and the gay agenda

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    It's Lister and Rimmer's first Christmas together as a couple. Lister is determined to make the first part of their day special, despite their circumstance.

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    A re-imagined version of a certain series four episode… A birthday fic for the ever-wonderful saylee!

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    Thrown into the unbelievable, Rimmer must do the unthinkable. Set directly after "Stoke Me A Clipper."

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    Shamelessly stealing that Spirk phrase to title a couple of drabbles I wrote - Rimmer and Lister being their usual charming selves whilst in a relationship. Originally posted on tumblr in 2013.

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    Red Dwarf suffers a blackout. Rimmer and Lister take advantage of it.

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    Having finally gotten over themselves enough to get together, Rimmer and Lister are forced to deal with the fact that they cannot actually touch. Unfortunately, there are more obstacles heading their way, all too quickly...

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    Somehow, some way, some of the most powerful men, women, boys and girls of Westeros have found themselves stuck on a mining ship three million years into deep space. Some, like Sansa and Margaery, are right at home with the boys of the Dwarf, doing all they can to remedy the mess the crew have made during their years apart from women. Others, however, might have just a little bit of angst on their minds...

    Set during Red Dwarf Series VII era, before Rimmer leaves to become Ace, featuring sex-repulsed!Rimmer and demisexual!Lister, and ASOIAF era at the end of A Storm of Swords, featuring quoiromantic!autistic!Sansa.

    ASOIAF extra AU: The Red Wedding never happens (but the Purple Wedding still does).

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    What is it with Lister and fruit anyway?

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    The Starbug crew come across (yet another) abandoned research station, but this time, it's not the scientific discoveries they find there that most surprises them. Rimmer makes a personal discovery that might have dramatic consequences, but can he sort out his personal feelings and agendas before it's too late?

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    Art for Lala_Sara's series Dip Dip (Считалочка)
    Королевство Неустающих Зеркал
    Chapter 2: Зеркало Второе: Космическая Опупея

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    The "Art School AU."

    Arnold Rimmer just wanted to get away from Io, and attending art college on the bog-planet of Earth was about as far from his family's expectations as he could hope to get.

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    A poem/ diary entry from Rimmer about when Lister leaves to go with Kochanski

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    In the cold, lonely night, Lister thinks of all the things unsaid. Pre-Legion.

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    High Lister and High Rimmer are harmoniously in love. But no relationship is perfect.

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