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    Chris and Craig get a surprising scene from Doug for series XI of Red Dwarf which they would never thought would happen: Rimmer and Lister have sex (sort of). What makes it worse is that Chris' wife asks Chris whether he is bisexual due to the stag night party they had before retaking their vows and finding Chris and Craig naked together in bed.

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    The Red Dwarf crew do the dirty. In a lot of different ways. This entire thing has been inspired by Lady Dae's fiction, Alphabetti Spaghetti.

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    Fill for the Red Dwarf Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
    Prompt (originally from a porn battle): “Low Lister/Low Rimmer, holo-whip, pain, rough, submit, leather, eyeliner, lipstick, hat, chemicals, taste, music, differences”

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    4
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    5
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    Sequel to 'Fifty Shades of Smeg'

    Lister and Rimmer have been married now for five years. They've got the perfect life, or so it seems, but there's trouble lurking on the horizon.

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    1
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    Lister and Rimmer's tentative attempt to start a relationship is complicated by both the hologram's soft-light status and the appearance of the ghost of a fellow crewmember.

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    Смерть (или память о смерти) наполняет людей возвышенными чувствами и делает жизнь ценной. Ощущая себя существами недолговечными, люди и ведут себя, соответственно; каждое совершаемое деяние может оказаться последним; нет лица, чьи черты не сотрутся, подобно лицам, являющимся во сне. Всё у смертных имеет ценность — невозвратимую и роковую. У Бессмертных же, напротив, всякий поступок (и всякая мысль) — лишь отголосок других, которые уже случались в затерявшемся далеке прошлого, или точное предвестие тех, что в будущем станут повторяться и повторяться до умопомрачения. Нет ничего, что бы не казалось отражением, блуждающим меж никогда не устающих зеркал. Ничто не случается однажды, ничто не ценно своей невозвратностью.
    Хорхе Луис Борхес "Бессмертный"

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    Rimmer makes Lister excersise...

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    Lister acts on impulse to try and rectify a problem he has caused. But how will Rimmer respond? And more importantly, how will this change their 'friendship'?
    Lots and lots of Series Two spoilers (but come on, if you haven't watched Series Two, then you probably wouldn't even be here...)

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    9/?
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    Arnold Rimmer is in the prison decks after series X and realises something which could change his life. After finding out about Crystal, he then begins to act strangely.

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    This bears absolutely no truth or sanity about the ancient Romans. Just felt like having a little fun.

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    A very, very alternative take on Back to Earth in which Lister and Rimmer are together.

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    The chain rattling, to his extreme and thrilled surprise, only raises in volume after that.

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    When he enters the room, on his usual third cleaning run of the day, he finds that he can’t quite believe his eyes.

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    “I mean that they’re touching each other,” he snipes, a barely invisible twitch starting on his cheek – the kind of movement that makes him resemble his daemon, in moments of extreme agitation, “which is exactly what I said. I mean that our daemons, your big galumphing one and my perfectly elegant one, are touching each other.”

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    When Rimmer goes to take his exams, he's shocked to find he's been signed up for something other than astronavigation.

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    Set during series X. I wound up filling my own prompt on the Red Dwarf Kink Meme about wanting to see one of the boys in a kilt. I just couldn't help myself.

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    "The man in the navy-blue officer’s coat and the blatantly false moustache flagged down Lister’s hopper and got in."

    In which Dave Lister is a taxi driver on Mimas and Arnold Rimmer is just as awkward as usual. Just give it a try.

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    3
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    9
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