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    The fight for the crown of Cybertron - for the survival of an ideal and the destruction of another - is over.

    Has been for some time.

    Their whole world has been reshaped, reformed, in the ideals of those who fought hard to win against the tyranny of Megatron of Tarn.

    The survivors fight their demons and try to cope with post-war peace (however tentative), and the new waves of Cybertronian life have no idea what it's like to have said demons.

    That's a good thing, right?

    Now, the war is but a whisper, an echo, of the past that no one dares speak of. But can a utopia ever really last?

    Is there such a thing as "post-war" for Cybertron? Can Cybertron ever truly learn to cope with peace, or will its people only ever taste loss?

    Language:
    English
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    25,832
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    46
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    Rio Taylor, a young scientist, finds herself in the Briarcliff Asylum, run by Timothy Howard in 1964. She built a time machine and tinkered with it, the result was a sudden transportation back to the '60's. Rio has a hard time adjusting to her new situation and all the hazards and dangers that come with it.

    Language:
    English
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    24,308
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    325
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    It's been several years since the Decepticons won. They uncovered a process to turn the Autobots into loyal slaves and have done so, ensuring peace and rebuilding society. But Megatron finds doing nothing on his throne a tedious exercise in boredom nowadays, so he has a plan: to get a ship and explore the universe. Unfortunately, most ships were being used for other tasks. He thought he was doomed to merely sit on his throne, until he hears that Swindle needs a captain and a crew for a ship. As it turns out, Megatron can provide both.

    Current Chapter: Exploring the Ship (PT 1)

    Language:
    English
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    44,296
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1828
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    People die. Reapers collect their souls.
    This is a collection of stories about you meeting the Reaper who's tasked with bringing your soul to the Other side, whatever that means.
    (The relationship may be platonic, romantic or staight up wtf - even in death there are bound to be absurd and strange situations. Just your luck, right?)
    Warning: Dark sense of humor sprinkled on many of the chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,180
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2024
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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a Ferelden refugee. Leanne is a mage. Forced to leave her home for a city that doesn't want her, will she be able to find her place as Kirkwall crumbles around her?

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the mage rebellion. With a hearty helping of smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,626
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    104
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    “There is no glory in war, no reward for instigating conflict. There can be no doubt about these truths. Your imprisonment will serve to remind your fellow Cybertronians that peace is the most essential of all values.”
    ---
    In which a hero falls from grace, and a tyrant falls with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,438
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    931
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    Thirteen years ago Draco's parents were murdered by Voldemort. Since then he has been raised in secret by Regulus Black in the small muggle town of Colbie.

    Regulus has kept Draco safe and away from the wizarding world to protect him. But now Draco is fourteen and he's determined to join his friends, Cho Chang, Terry Boot and the Diggory brothers at Hogwarts.

    When Draco gets to Hogwarts he'll befriend a few unsuspecting Gryffindors and Slytherins, become the enemy of anyone and everyone by defying convention at every turn, join forces with certain Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws to prove that there ARE four houses worth being part of, uncover a seemingly endless amount of secrets, and find himself strangely embroiled into the dangerous world of one Harry James Potter.

    Follow Draco Black and his friends and family as they fight together, fall in love, do and say weird things, bicker about nonsense, learn from each other, fight some more, and prove that real love is infinite and that the bonds of family, both blood and chosen, are unbreakable.

    Oh, and of course then there's always Voldemort.

    Can a Ravenclaw Draco and a Slytherin Harry Potter really save the Wizarding world?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,667
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2101
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    Dark Pit and Lucas' favorite place to shop is Hot Topic. It was their home, their sacred place and furthermore, the area where they hooked up. However, what happens when an evil green dinosaur named Yoshi takes over mall goth paradise and changes it pop culture galore?! Will they reunite all the edgy goths to rise against Yoshi and his evil prep cronies or forever be doomed to join the pressures of society. Join Dark Pit the leader and his fellow Krew as they fight through many different obstacles to restore Hot Topic back to its original state. Little do they know, their precious store isn't the only thing that needs saving.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    298,932
    Chapters:
    52/55
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    5308
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    hellooo! and welcome to my first story please do comment of fav! And now ever wonder what would happen if the infamous demon barber of fleet street met the famous actor who played him?
    And read my story at daviantart TheWolfDepp

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    655
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    ”I…I should thank you for saving me.”

    ”There is no need. I knew someone like you would not steal from us.”

    ”Well thank you anyway and…”

    Suddenly the vampire was in M-One’s face. He lunged back a bit.

    ”I was right, you can’t smell Pheromones.”

    ”Well…I mean…that is…”

    ”Fascinating truly fascinating.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,925
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    121
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    What do you get when you send a snide, sarcastic, and cynical Khajiit assassin with a filthy mouth and a death wish to Thedas?...Well, a very angry Seeker, for one thing. And a terrified Chantry, claiming that Ra'viin is a demon, the people of Thedas dubbing him the Shadow of the Forbidden themselves. They believe he was sent through the Fade to destroy life as they know it. Very terrible things. But there is one among the Inquisition who see something else within the twisted 'cat' with a mark on his hand...and Josephine Montilyet might be just the person needed to make a hero out of him. Once she stops staring at his fangs, of course.

    (Basically an AU in which the survivor is not seen as a blessing from Andraste, but instead a harbinger of destruction...that just so happens to purr when Josie pets him.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,236
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    156
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    El "Circulo" comenzó siendo una libre variación al original "Inuyasha: Un cuento de hadas medieval" de Takahashi Rumiko Sensei, contado desde el punto de vista de los diferentes protagonistas y antagonistas.
    Pero en algún momento la historia se rebela y empieza a tener vida propia. Además de cambiar las motivaciones y relaciones entre los personajes, la perla de Shikon pasa a un segundo plano ante los nuevos conflictos que afectarán a humanos y youkai por igual.

    Tiene tres arcos argumentales cuyo contenido se irá entrecruzando a partir de cierto momento.:
    - La historia de la perla de Shikon, con algunos pequeños cambios.
    Los otros dos serán totalmente originales y se podrían resumir con los siguientes títulos:
    - La conspiración de los Sacerdotes.
    - El Misterio de Naraku.

    Advertencia: lenguaje vulgar, escenas de violencia gratuita, sexo explícito, inclusión de temas tabú y otras depravaciones varias

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    102,813
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    "I want you to get back to whatever you were doing before you...um, passed."

    "Passed? Passed what?"

    "Do you not know you're dead?" Bo said in shock.

    "Dead? How the hell am I dead?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,417
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    583
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    What are the odds that a plane would crash and the only survivors would be the Matsuno sextuplets? If these NEETs can't get jobs, homes, basically lives of their own in Japan, how do you expect them to not totally lose their shit when left to their own devices on an uninhabited island?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,264
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    112
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    Don't fear the reaper, he is merely a passage of darkness.
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    Stiles Stilinksi is back in town and the place might very well burn to the ground.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,575
    Chapters:
    2/45
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    430
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    It started at a drive-in in the 1980s.

    No, this isn’t the story about the immaculate conception that happens in the backseats of high school boys’ cars, nor is it the origin story for a New Wave-fueled cocaine addiction. Those two things would be interesting. Unfortunately, this is a love story; a love story about the frontman of Quantum Queef, a punk band, and a boy who drives a red motorcycle.

    Also, they fight aliens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,888
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    573
    Bookmarks:
    133
    Hits:
    6254
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    Sandor and Sansa meet again in the Vale on the occasion of the tourney organized by Littlefinger. Written for the genre writing challenge on LJ. Genre: "black comedy".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,843
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1841
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    When Maddison Madock finds a letter addressed to Gemma Teller amongst her mother's possessions, she decides to head to Charming. Never in a million years would she have thought that a task as simple as delivering a letter would end up changing her life forever.

    Eventual Tig / OC

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,883
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1661
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    Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. *Splat* No, it's Sherlock.

    Alternate Universe where having survived the fall, Sherlock is horrifically injured and trapped inside his Mind Palace. His only means of communication is a fan fiction story which he emails to Mycroft. John Mycroft and his psychiatrist, Dr Andromeda Gale Eberhardt, try to 'break the code' in order to help Sherlock live 'the most fulfilling life he possibly can'.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,536
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Mametchi a genius inventor on the planet of Tamagotchi has his life changed when a strange capsule appears in front of him and his friends carrying an amnesic human, follow Mametchi and his friends as they try to save their home planet from destruction from enemies who seek to use a newly discovered virus to take over Tamagotchi Planet.

    All the while keeping their friendship and finding dark secrets about each other.

    What can go wrong?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,250
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Hits:
    21

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