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    "I want you to get back to whatever you were doing before you...um, passed."

    "Passed? Passed what?"

    "Do you not know you're dead?" Bo said in shock.

    "Dead? How the hell am I dead?"

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    English
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    19,260
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    375
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    Long ago, when a certain popstar was on the rise, a tiny scone had a dream.
    That dream, was to become a star like her.

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    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    When Zim ultimately accepts his fate as a 'Defective' he turns to the only one who understands.

    Language:
    English
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    6,703
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    What do you do when your sidekick bat is dead, your emo twin is flinging herself off of cliffs and your love life resembles a train wreck in wonderland?

    Easy: You bring out Kevin 2.0, eat buckets of ice cream mixed with whiskey, plan spider murder with your best friend and attempt valiantly to handle falling in love twice with two impossibly complicated men.

    Ever will have to deal with the return of the lost Weasley and Robbie Williams, and the slippery slope of her own mental health issues. But her problems won't stop there. Of course there's the fluffy boys in jean shorts club to keep on track and the non-stop mind frakery that is her intense love for two very different supernatural beings.

    Ever is back, and this time, shiz gets real.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,840
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    341
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    What happens when an Alpha, who was raised in a terrifying home meets an Omega, who was raised to kill Alphas?

    Eren Yeager is a well known Alpha and is a renowned underground pit fighter. He has the most dangerous and violent ruts around, and is feared by even the strongest Alphas.

    Levi Ackerman is an Omega forced to fight in the pits under his uncle. He hates Alphas and gladly rips each one to shreds...that is until he's thrown into the bloodstained pit with the strangest Alpha he's ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,314
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1493
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    It's been two years since Jeffrey Dean Morgan's downfall. Jared's been dating Jensen ever since. However, certain circumstances forced them to separate, albeit very aggressively, resulting in Jensen sporting a black eye for a few weeks.

    Despite everything, Jensen still tries to win back Jared's heart. The boy, feeling spiteful, decides that dating Stephen, Jensen's best friend, is a better way to go. Soon, enemies from both of their pasts reappear, forcing them to act swiftly and cautiously, but more importantly: Together.

    All types of fuckery and wild escapades take place in this gripping sequel.

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    English
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    26,703
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    535
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    In order to complete his training, Kylo Ren has been absent from the Finalizer for over a year. Hux considers their relationship to have ended as a result of this separation. When he receives his first direct communication from Snoke since the Starkiller debacle, he expects to be informed of Kylo's return and his own impending execution for daring to touch the Supreme Leader apprentice. Sadly, Hux' life is never simple or straightforward.

    Snoke ships it. Hard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,501
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    1369
    Bookmarks:
    251
    Hits:
    19684
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    Could you live through World War 3? Better question, could you do it missing one of your senses?

    Felipe Torres is deaf and has just escaped the quarantined city of Boston. He was running south when the military caught him. They held him for questioning only to find out his condition none other than the hard way.

    Kravec was the man who saved his sorry ass from being killed on many different occasions. Shortly after becoming partners they were taken to a facility used by a rebel group named the American Savior Services or just A.S.S. Not only were the people who ran the group a bunch of assholes but they were control freaks. They were known for killing more people than the US military at this point in the war, and it was all to get what they wanted.

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    English
    Words:
    16,194
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Hits:
    10
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    Everlyna Fray is Clary Fray's slightly insane twin sister.

    Ever knows about Shadowhunters. Because her sneaking skills are epic.

    She's a book lover, and an ice cream enthusiast. She has a sidekick bat named Kevin. Her greatest dream is to one day become a supervillain. I mean, who wants be a hero? That's just so boring.

    Ever doesn't live by anyone's rules but her own, and she's completely independent. So when everything goes to hell on her 18th birthday, Ever is more than ready to fight back.

    Ever Fray is THE snarkmaster.

    Come hell or high water, Ever Fray can handle anything thrown at her.

    Except maybe love.

    Read this story....if you think you're mad enough.

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    English
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    12,893
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    65
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    Watch out. The gap in the door wasn't your reality. Are you ready? Are you listening? I don’t like being ignored, Nelson. If you don’t listen to me then you will have more to worry about then some delusional thoughts you’re trying to convince yourself of. Remember when this game was purely fictitious? It didn't harm you in any way, shape, or form at the beginning of your reality. Till now.

    Inspired by this prompt!

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    English
    Words:
    46,107
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    420
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    In which Tao gets sucked into the terrifying world of teenage parties and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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    English
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    13,532
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    Eren's life is boring. He works a dead end job at a funeral home and yearns for a partner who is never there, always abroad on military service. Maybe a whirlwind of romantic drama and a possible global apocalypse will be enough to kickstart change in Eren's dull existence.

    If it doesn't, there's always the pub.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,482
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    377
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    This is a collection of drabbles, snippets, ideas, or whatever you call self contained scenes that are not one-shots. Some may continue on between submissions, some might be AUs, some might just be vague ideas that I am fleshing out. All need some feedback, critique, or other food for thought. They will focus on anything and anyone, from WildeHopps shipping to the Zoodystopia/Zistopia AUs.

    Language:
    English
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    41,555
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    461
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    Hinata isn’t much for uniforms. And by much, he means ‘not at all’. At his old school, he could get away with wearing only bits and pieces of their dress code. But Karasuno Boarding School seems to have different standards. Mainly, a tie.
    “Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,” He sings, in an off-key sort of mantra (to what might possibly be the theme of Blue Exorcist) as he races up the grassy hill, still desperately grappling with the dumb thing. “Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.” He’s only managed to get one arm through his jacket sleeve, his shirt is buttoned the wrong way, his shoes are untied, and his fly is probably unzipped. All in all, Hinata Shouyou is a complete disaster when he first meets Kageyama Tobio.

    Or:
    The one where Karasuno is a a prestigious boarding school and everyone has lots of painful secrets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,410
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    264
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    4589
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    While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

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    English
    Words:
    287,838
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    433
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    7985
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    Things I may work on someday. The chapters are not connected.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,437
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2056
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    Things are looking up. Your roommate’s cute half-brother moved in and you scored a job at the local hospital. It’s too bad that you suspect, on your first day, that the head nephrologist might be a sicko...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,103
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    104
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    Rey Kenobi has just earned her shiny, new badge and is the newest officer on the Coruscant Police Force. Shortly thereafter she's handed her first case, a petty crime investigation that quickly turns into something more. She soon finds herself in need of the help of the snarky criminal Kylo Ren, and the two quickly find themselves in way over their heads.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,433
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    432
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    1
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    In a world where the undead have conquered all, English expatriate Arthur Kirkland finds a last shard of humanity in the rubble. It just happens to be in the form of a ragtag group of survivors struggling to live another day as they make their way across the country. A rowdy American, a blathering Italian, a stoic German, another blathering Italian, and a regal Austrian change everything, and from the bombed-out streets of New York City to Chicago's hordes of undead to the fading avenues of Las Vegas, it's clear that nothing will ever be the same.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,130
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1097

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