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    A squid, a rose and a wolf all walk into a coffee shop.

    The wolf orders a simple green tea because he's a healthy nutjob. The rose orders a white-chocolate iced frappé with whipped cream, hold the marshmallows and please don't use that much ice. The squid orders a white coffee, with plenty of sugar and receives a shot of cyanide on the side.

    Wait. What?

    Language:
    English
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    10,229
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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    840
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    In which Charles is harassed with various glittery gifts, no one uses doors or doorways correctly, Erik remotely stripteases, and two unyielding personalities slowly bend.

    Language:
    English
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    5,614
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    223
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    Three years have gone by since Loki adopted a golden retriever named Thor and Loki suspects something maybe amiss with his furry companion after one of his co-workers gets attacked by a "big dog with golden fur" after Loki had complained to Thor about being sexually harassed by said co-worker. A few days later, he finds a stranger in his bed with dog ears and a tail, which Loki realizes is he precious dog Thor when he discovers his furry companion missing. Loki then realizes his life would never be normal again. Thorki M slight beasiality

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    English
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    5,573
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2320
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    Thirty H's + Thirty More H's = The best Harry Potter fanfic of all time.

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    English
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    5,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    Will would do anything for Jem. Whether he wants him to or not. Even be the prince to his friend's sleeping beauty. One-shot.

    Language:
    English
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    2,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    113
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    This is a rewrite of Red Darkness. A vampire dom fertile story which I originally wrote under the name Dandygrrrl on Livejournal and Mibba.

    Frank is a fertile vampire, a vampire that can get pregnant by a dominate vampire. He has grown up though in a human village thinking his human parents are his. When his father grows sick they are forced to move to the city so his father can get medical care. What happens though when he meets Gerard, a sadistic vampire who Frank can't keep his eyes off.

    And what happens when Gerard who is about to delete Frank for braking the rule of looking a vampire in the eye finds out he's fertile, and that the fates have picked Frank to be Gerard's mate?

    Series
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    English
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    10,639
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2538
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    Black Veil Brides is about to kick off a new tour, but their opener suddenly cancels. So John gives Integrity Runs Screaming a call, and they head cross country. Of course, where ever the (other) IRS goes, trouble has to follow.

    Language:
    English
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    9,946
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    23
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    John Watson stopped at a small town in the countryside on his way to a medical conference. Due to unforeseen events, he was forced to stay there for a while. Certain events led him to not only miss that conference but also have his life changed forever.

    Language:
    English
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    9,633
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    517
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    Dizia a lenda: aquele que conseguisse se declarar ao seu par no baile de formatura teria mais sorte no relacionamento amoroso.
    Durante muito tempo Kenny esperou por essa oportunidade; confessar seu amor ao seu amigo de infância. Contudo, apenas acreditar em superstições não seria o suficiente.

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    Português
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    2,657
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    20
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    Hands have not been idle while Sherlock was away. Dealing with crime rings and syndicates is now all in a day's work to Byrns. After O'Rourke's betrayal, Shannon decides to make her way back to London only to find that Sherlock has already come back from the dead.

    The memories of those people she holds dear are still lost and if she wants them to remember, it is up to her to convince them to not only believe in a truth which they don't know- but she must also have their trust for such an endeavor to be successful.
    She realizes at some point that Sherlock is going to be the most difficult because, even with such an exceptional mind, his memories concerning her are fragile.

    With new movement in the dark, Shannon needs the Sherlock she remembers if there is any chance that they all survive in the end.

    (Congruent with Series 3)

    Series
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    English
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    38,028
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    264
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    An alternative universe fic in which Will Graham is swayed by pity and decides to shelter Fredrick Chilton.

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    English
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    23,043
    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    902
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    Izaya has disappeared and gone on a sort of eat. pray. love. However, when Shizuo tracks him down to enact a spontaneous whim of revenge, they each have a change in plans. They ultimately end up traveling together.

    What they encounter on their journey are people and phenomenons that prove to them that Ikebukuro isn't the only Hell on Earth.

    Language:
    English
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    97,234
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3662
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    Despite being lovers and sharing an apartment, neither Ace nor Luffy ever found out what the other does for a living — not to say that there haven't been close calls. Because, really, some skeletons in the closet are more literal than others.

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    English
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    5,585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    192
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    Шерли Холмсевич и Джонни Ватсенберг живут в Одессе на улице Бени Крика в начале 20-го века. По стилю это будет нечто между сериалами «Ликвидация», «Приключения Мишки Япончика» и «Одесскими рассказами» Бабеля.

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    Русский
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    7,089
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    3
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    47
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    Ryuk finds Light interesting…

    Language:
    English
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    24,367
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4170
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    Captain Hitsugaya wakes to an existence he wishes was just a nightmare. [Spoilers for Bleach manga ch591.]

    Language:
    English
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    5,773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    161
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    It had all happened too quickly.

    The blackmailing. The mysterious case of Charles Augustus Magnussen.

    Shooting Magnussen.

    Language:
    English
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    3,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    889
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    This is the view I had of Cain when I read all the descriptions of him without reading the novels. I have now read the novels, and am left with the high contrast between what I thought of him - and probably what most people who haven't read the books think of him - and what he really is like in the books. If you're Cain fan and don't want to see him in a more negative light than he is portrayed in the novels, don't read this. You have been warned. This is just something fun to share with my fellow didn't-read-the-Cain-novels-but-I'm-pretty-sure-how-it-is netizens - I guarantee you it's not like this.

    For our purposes, the story takes place in an Alternate Universe, and "Evil Twin" is an euphemism for Alternate Universe!Cain. Wherever inconsistencies with the Wh40k pop up, keep that in mind. If inconsistencies from in-universe information appear, blame it on the narrator. I can guarantee you that at least one of the versions is true ... or Cain's skipping through the multiverse without telling us.

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    English
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    10,773
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    74
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    Natasha had taken out some kind of frustration or anger on the mark, and she clearly didn't want to talk about it, which of course meant she ought to talk about it, but did it look like Clint had a death wish? He'd nag her after she'd put the knives away and climbed into a bathtub to soak.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    425
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    Micky's love of celebrity impressions lands him in serious trouble, but perhaps not as serious trouble as it lands Mike in. His attempts to cope with the repercussions bring about a few surprising twists. I wrote this at least a year ago what's up with that

    Language:
    English
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    909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    25

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