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    It wasn’t terror that flooded Ratchet’s spark, no. What he felt upon seeing his own body lain in front of him—neatly tucked into its alt-mode—was numbness. Cold shock frosted over his spark, leaving him confused as he dumbly attempted to move a limb or transform, half-expecting to see his body rustle to life before him.

    When nothing happened, only then did the terror creep in.

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    "I do not fear hell. I lived it for years. If Satan comes for me, I'll laugh in his face." Most of Venice is sure Shylock has no friends, no daughter, and no conscience. Most of Venice isn't quite right about that. Sequel to "Usurer's Mercy."

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    6/?
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    Harry has been stuck with the Dursley family for years, but finally he's out and can go to the prestigious Hogwarts Academy. Upon arriving, he starts hearing a voice in his head. He's on the edge of his rope, Draco knows that, but can Draco realize his feelings and try to save Harry from himself, before it's too late?

    (Formerly: Special Attention)

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    51/?
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    “The Ways,” The guy corrected, sounding a bit snobby this time as he enunciated the name. “People say they never come out of that house. If you see them out, you best believe they don't see you.” Frank tried to ignore the guy's tone turn gradually darker and lower, and tried to pass it off as a silly ghost story, but Frank couldn't help but be dragged in by it. He was intrigued.

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    9/?
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    13
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    One night at the Pandemonium Fortress, a sorceress cradles her drink, watches the flames, and discovers Tyreal likes to gossip.

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    Fuck yeah, Alternian spelling bees.

    For this prompt. Somehow the one idea I had split in half.

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    5
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    Severus Snape was an ugly man. Though searching, one could find no redeeming qualities in his harsh visage. His mouth had thin cruel lips that curled in a permanent sneer, his eyes were a black of unfathomable depths and his nose, that gargantuan hooked beak that stood out like a pyramid in a desert marked him- Severus Snape was an ugly man.

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    1/?
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    1
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    What if Felicity saw Oliver and Sara that night in the Foundry?

    Felicity Smoak has been gone for almost TWO YEARS and when she comes back, Oliver notices the slight changes in her.

    What has happened between those two long years?

    Why is it that Oliver feels like she's hiding something big and important?

    And why is it that Slade disappeared and came back to haunt Oliver just as Felicity arrives in Starling?

    Will Slade finally get the revenge he so wanted?

    Will Oliver risk it all for the people he love?

    Or will he lose everything he worked hard for, including the person he loves the most?

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    English
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    6/?
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    27
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    An eventful summer in the life of Nene, who happens to be an assassin. And kinky. And crushing on someone else's mistress.

    A Jealous of Roses story, but written as a stand-alone. Takes place roughly eight years before Arc 01/"She Only Has One Box And That's What's In It".

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    Chapters:
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    Captain Falcon grabs a hammer... and it all goes downhill from there!

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    Por que mesmo uma família de canibais enfrenta desafios no dia-a-dia do lar.

    [Coleção de Drabbles sobre Hannibal.]

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    Português
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    26/?
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    A collection of one shots that show Canada behaving badly. He's always portrayed as so innocent! but maybe sometimes he's not?

    If i use P2 Canada He'll be called James. Fem!Canada is Madeline.

    These are dark. I'll gladly take suggestions for situations! just let me know :)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    41
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    3
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    Stumbling blindly in the snowy woods out back of Will Graham's house, Frederick Chilton is bitten by one of Will's dogs. Only it isn't one of Will's dogs.

    The incident marks the start of a strange and exhilarating transformation that might just give Frederick the opportunity for the revenge on Hannibal that he so--ahem--doggedly pursues.

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    15/18
    Comments:
    50
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Rito is attacked out the blue one day by an intellegent living weapon aimed at him by one of his rivals for Lala. After a chase and battle it's finally brought down by Rito teaching it about death, and feeling a bit responsible and nervous about leaving a living weapon roaming the streets takes it home to keep an eye on. A story about life, death, bad roommates and cake. Contains black comedy.

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    This was written as a role play between Vivian_Laufeyson and TARDIS_10. It's based on the Dark Brotherhood questline from Skyrim.

    We'd like to thank fluttermoth for allowing us to use one of her characters, which will appear later in the story.

    We own nothing but our own OC's.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    Basically a free range shot collection. some may be longer than others. No stories connect to one another unless theres a 'Part x' within the title

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    English
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    1/?
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    When Peter woke up, he spent a good fifteen or twenty seconds earnestly wishing that whatever had hit him had the courtesy to kill him outright. Because this? This was bullshit.

    AKA the time I decided to give Peter all the nice things, but made him get hit by a car first. Like you do.

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    English
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    11,364
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    65
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    375
    Bookmarks:
    112
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    2823
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    You know some of Christian Grey's firsts with Ana, but I bet you don't know about these.

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    1/1
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    After Battle City, Bakura reclaims the Millennium Ring and finds himself unexpectedly in control of the evil spirit inside it. What follows is a long, strange week of Monster World, mind games, memory gaps, and terrible mistakes.

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    English
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    48,674
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Captain Arthur Kirkland kidnaps Captain Hedervary's 2nd mate Jessi en route to the Land of the Rising Sun. But problems and plans become foiled as love triangles form and Arthur's past comes back to hurt him. Literally.
    Best friends and co-crew Alexandria and Jessiline discover the true meaning of love, and stay badass at the same time.
    Each pirate sees the wonder of morality of power.

    Each country has a backstory and an ultimate goal. Follow each country as pirates in the Beautiful Seas.

     

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    2
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