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    Hunter brings Justin Timberlake as his date to Smith's Birthday Party, Davey is a floozie, and everyone gets angsty. But mostly Jade.

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    4/4
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    Three men on a job, little deviates from their line of work other than sex & Trevor-related craziness.

    *rated for future chapters

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    6,885
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    22
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    2
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    The Shire that Gandalf finds when he travels in search of a Burglar is vastly different from the one he expects and remembers from before the Fell Winter ravaged its way across once peaceful hills, a trail of starving wolves in its wake. Victim to a harsh ruler and to the hardest winter in Middle-Earth's history, the Shire has changed, and so has Bilba Baggins.

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    English
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    14,141
    Chapters:
    2/15
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    33
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    187
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    72
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    A lot of money is missing from Diosa. Nero and Jax need someone who can find the money and not stand out. Quinn's youngest daughter is a mathematician with the skill set to find it. Relationships and brotherhood will be put to the test. (Post season 5)

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    English
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    268,873
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2811
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    No one was particularly surprised when Ishimaru did not come down for breakfast the morning after the trial, but they would likely have been highly surprised had they known the true reason why... Loosely follows the events of Silent Hill 4: The Room.

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    English
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    17,284
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1227
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    Mr. Zog's Sex Wax, carne asada fries and piss-soaked wetsuits are the Holy Trinity of southern California's best kept secret Twilight Cove. Vanitas, a jaded twenty-year-old working at Terra's Wave Emporium surf school, has spent the majority of his life fighting the ocean, competing against his best friend Roxas and attempting to make a name for himself in the lineup of professional big wave surfers. When Twilight Cove's surf is outed by Crash magazine, Vanitas' entire life plans are uprooted by the legendary surfer Axel Laemoa who temporarily makes a place for himself in the town's guarded sun and sand. A story about how conversations in the back of a red Volkswagen van and the boys of summer can reveal exactly what it costs to go pro; Vanitas never expected to be so in over his head.

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    English
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    13,599
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    24
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    1
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    948
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    Charlie Brown is finally where he can be successful, living for his work in the city and valuing his anonymity. Upon returning home for his sister's wedding, he finds himself in the middle of a sort of dark, unexpectedly serious tragicomedy that really isn’t completely his fault—even if everyone is unintentionally (and maybe strategically?) convincing him otherwise.

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    English
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    6,307
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    32
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    The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, and the circling is worth it; finding beauty in the dissonance.

     

    A series of one-shots based on (and in part directly taken word-for-word from) the RP interactions between my Bansai (tamashii-no-kyoku) and my pal Shyra's Ikumatsu (ikumatsu-dono) on Tumblr.

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    English
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    27,289
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    GoGo's life changes dramatically when she gets impaled with a steel bar--and lives.

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    English
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    3,099
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
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    2
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    577
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    Hizaki is haunted by the ghost of Jasmine You. Then Kamijou's insane conspiracy to kill the rest of the band is revealed. Totally unreal, totally a farce.

    (Written in 2011.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It hadn’t been the eye contact that startled her, or even the instant attraction that she struggled to tamp down with considerable fluster. It had been the brazen candor in those eyes, the unhesitant confrontation that promised a thousand things in the space of a heartbeat. The look was simultaneously distant and intimate—the sort of exchange reserved for the privacy of lovers, utterly audacious coming from an untested stranger in a cozy little coffee shop.

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    Bella Baggins thinks she's crazy when she starts seeing the reflection of a handsome stranger who's never actually there. Thorin is a King of Hell, the Lord of Silver Fountains-- and he's decided to claim her for his queen.

    Modern Demon AU.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    313
    Kudos:
    723
    Bookmarks:
    169
    Hits:
    19921
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    The interesting adventures of the Burgess 7 during and after the completion of their supernatural metamorphosis. The little things left out of Winter’s Dark Angel or weren’t enough of to make a standalone sequel with. Or the one in which most of Burgess, PA suffers from Sunnydale Syndrome.

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    English
    Words:
    13,415
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    550
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    Автор не смог пройти мимо того факта, что Бенедикт сейчас играет Гамлета, и набрался наглости постебаться над Вильямом нашим Шекспиром.

    http://www.imageup.ru/img224/1897925/tumblr_n9whtcpbsm1qggdn7o1_1280.jpeg

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    308
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    The world has to end somehow. It doesn't matter if Sam and Dean Winchester aren't part of the equation this time around. At least, those were the cards they were dealt.

    The boys grew up strangers under the same roof. Sam's a junior associate working for the biggest dick in San Francisco. Dean's a mechanic following in his alcoholic father's footsteps. Chuck Shurley is a bestselling author and rival of Stephen King. Life wavers from pleasantly mundane to miserable and hungover for each of them until they realize April 23, 2010, is the last day their cell phones work, the last day they can buy Wendy's Baconators, and the last day anything will be any semblance of normal.

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    English
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    103,391
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    687
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    Mientras Juvia intentaba violar a un inconsciente Gray, Lucy saltaba la reata con sus intestinos, Natsu quería carbonizar a "Snoopy", Erza reproducía películas de terror y Rogue lo ignoraba, Sting deseó estar muerto, de nuevo.

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    Español
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    3,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Charlie takes matters into his own hands when the health inspector, appalled by Paddy's Pub's terrible standards of cleanliness, attempts to shut down the bar. Unfortunately, this means that the gang now has to deal with a hiding a dead body, evading the police, and trying to not kill each other as they process that they've murdered someone else.

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    8,356
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    17
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    571
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    Abbey Grove has mysteriously been able to send three forms on a week-long school trip to a Mansion called Hunderprest House. One of the Forms is none other than Form K. However, something...strange... is going on at Hunderprest. What is it? What sinister shenanigans are happening behind the scenes? What haunts the residence and family of Hunderprest House? What bizarre illness begins spreading? Will our intrepid characters make it out in one piece?

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    English
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    10,934
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    14
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    "He couldn't remember later why he began talking about bondage."

    When a security guard walks into the wrong bar in town, he learns about the dark side of desire, and also about the hope that lies beyond it.

    Boilerplate warning for all my stories.

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    English
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    4,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Hits:
    255
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    Amanda Waller has given the BAU and impossible task, profile the Justice League.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    273
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    It's not the end of the world! Well no, that's misleading really, sorry about that. It's not only the end of the world. It's actually a fair bit worse than that. You see, and I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, this story begins at the end of the universe. Or rather, the end of two universes. Universi? I'm a bit fuzzy on the plurals, but that part's not important. What is important is this: despite all of the odds, and to the eternal disappointment of all involved, our little planet has merged with another. The apocalypse is upon us, countless have died, and the internet is gone forever. We're all quite broken up about it. Still, considering that the majority of two universes have been ripped apart, turned to clouds of majestically wafting dust, and simply blinked out of existence, it could certainly be worse. It's always important to look for the silver lining.

    Fair warning, there be no editor here. This is a first draft just chalk full of mistakes and rambling. It will get better later, probably. But for now, you have been warned.

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    English
    Words:
    24,706
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    12

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