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    A jump return to Asgard accidentally pulls an unfortunate Midgardian, who is promptly cursed with the form of a creature. Said Midgardian is hyper-aware and constantly reminded that she is balancing on the shred of morality he seems to possess, but he is helping her. Despite his other pursuits...

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    5/?
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    6
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    25
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    3
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    Monique Frances, the French-American girl, has moved from Liberty City to Los Santos in Late Spring of 2013 and wanted to become an independent woman. What lies in the City of Saints will be filled with a lot of action packed, yet dangerous activities where Monique might slowly get back into.

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    2/?
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    The formative years of Zach Olsen, a slacker plagued by mommy issues and an inability to keep away from his friends' sisters.

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    10/?
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    Formerly entitled 'I Will Follow You Into the Dark'. Edited and modified!

    Naturally, Steve Rogers finds the meaning of life when he meets Death. Some may call it fatal attraction but to Steve, it's the beginning of something beautiful...

    Wherein Bucky Barnes is the grim reaper who listens to Metallica and wears mostly black, while Steve is his morally ambiguous, obliviously silly, bisexual stalker. Steve will go to great lengths to keep seeing Bucky, because they have a love worth killing for...and what's love worth if not a little sacrifice?

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    3,481
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    2/?
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    8
    Kudos:
    50
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    11
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    607
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    Batman might have screwed up. Maybe. He might even be willing to admit it. But he didn't mean to drag Selina Kyle into any of it, but she was dragged in all the same. And now they've got to fix things together, whether they like it or not. It might be life or death. It might involve lots of arguing. It's a good thing they're both the sort of people who read books.

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    English
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    1,061
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    21
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    Dean wants to yell, not in anger or any substantial emotion. Feel the raw warmth in his throat. The aftershock trembles in his body. Become empty, truly empty. Screw the past, it’s hanging by a thread and it’s not helping him.

    Language:
    English
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    13,320
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1319
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    A Part Two for Taking Over.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    68/?
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    1559
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1958
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    As Nietzsche once said: To live is to suffer, to survive is to find meaning in the suffering. Not all are capable of doing so. Soon it won't matter, anywho.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    735
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    Two years have passed since five students barely escaped Leafmore Highschool with their lives from a virus that causes people to mutate into spore monsters, now the survivors have been accepted into separate colleges and are about to leave to start their education in said colleges, all except Shannon Matthews who isn't sure which college to head to, meanwhile her older brother Kenny Matthews and his friend & Shannons Boyfriend Stan Jones head to the small town of Fallcreek to begin college there.

    However, when Shannon discovers that the same plant that attacked her and her friends five years ago is being used as a drug at Fallcreek, she heads there to warn her brother and boyfriend of the danger, however, what she gets instead is a fight for survival against a horde of infected students and residents of Fallcreek.

    Now Shannon, Kenny, Stan & five other students at Fallcreek, average guy Corey Wilde, foreign student Sven Hansen, rich girl Amy Brookes & sisters Mei & Jun Wang must fight to stop the new strain of virus from spreading outside of Fallcreek and destroy it once and for all.

    (A retelling of Obscure 2: The Aftermath.)

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    English
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    33,228
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    When Deadpool finds out there are people connected to Vanessa's death, he immediately decides to team up with the person who has and can get information on them--Spider-man. He's an interesting little bugger. Shy, but cocky, a little fidgety and stutters when he's out of his suit. Together they plan and interrogate people to take down this evil corporation.

    Steve Rogers, Tony Stark(Stank) and Sam Wilson frequently pop in to take care of the baby Spider-man who thinks he can full well take care of himself.

    Matt Murdock gets hurt (surprising I know!) and goes to Deadpool for help, there's a lot of dialogue.

    Yes this burn is slow af and yes, there's actually plot and yes, Deadpool breaks the fourth wall repeatedly and yes, I laugh writing this because my own jokes Deadpool tells crack me up.

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    Chapters:
    11/17
    Comments:
    41
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    In European legend, Krampus is a dark-skinned, horned being who punishes the wicked, sometimes by striking you and sometimes by abducting you for later snackage. Unfortunately, Jack Crawford and Will ends up working the holiday season when someone seems to be emulating Krampus.

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    5/?
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    561
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    Magnus Bane and Camille Belcourt are wealthy Upper East Side step siblings who enjoy to manipulating those around them for the sake of abating boredom. When the Lightwoods begin to attend the same school and Isabelle threatens Camille's power, she strikes a bet with Magnus: sleep with Alec Lightwood before the Winter Formal. But in this twisted sex based power play, no one really wins

    (Basically Cruel Intentions meets Shadowhunters)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    18
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    182
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    “You would think my life would be enough.” Even in pain his voice came out like silk. It probably only irritated the blond more.
    “No it isn’t you little shit. I am a debt collector and I’m going to make sure you pay me back everything you owe me and with interest.”
    Izaya couldn’t help himself from smiling. Shizuo may not be human but he sure was acting interesting. Unfortunately he couldn’t continue to observe the beast because he black out seconds later.

     

    I do not own Durarara and make no money from this story

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    15,635
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
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    16
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    When Idril and her maids conceive a false tale and convey to Turgon that Maeglin assaulted her, Gondolin falls for her lie instantly . With execution looming over him, all is lost, yet with the help of a stranger, Maeglin escapes and flees to Himring.

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    5,696
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    40
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    37
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    4
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    Hizashi Yamada is almost done with his angel training. In order to pass and officially get his wings, he just needs to keep one little human alive for a month. Simple enough, right?

    Well, no one ever said angels were lucky.

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    English
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    3,075
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    353
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    Torn from a desolate future and thrust into the past, Vader sets off on a desperate journey to alter history. Things go wrong almost immediately.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    45
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    8
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    720
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    Bodhi Rook dies. And that really should be the end of his story, but it isn't—in fact, it's only the beginning.

    ...

    "Who is this man?" Krennic hissed, seething with rage. The video file showed a short, dark-haired figure sprinting through Citadel Tower, closely followed by legions of Stormtroopers.

    "Ensign Rook, an Imperial cargo pilot and Jedha native. He's—" Lieutenant Creed's response was abruptly cut off by Krennic, whose face had begun to turn purple.

    "A defector?" Krennic shrieked. "A defector stole the plans to the Death Star?"

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    3,345
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    477
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    Dramione, EWE
    Wars change people. They take so much away and sometimes you break. You can't take it anymore. You are done. You decide to take the last way out. But you meet somebody who feels the same.
    No character death, dark humor, a lot of swearing

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    English
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    2,767
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    9
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    53
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    The state of Westeros is littered with quiet, sleepy little towns, but none quite like Winter Falls. There was always something unwholesome about that one and everyone living there knew it, even if none of the locals could agree on the reason. Many of its residents distrusted each other and most families had their secrets...some darker than others. Winter Falls was like a thin scab. One little scratch was all it ever really took to peel away the veneer of civility and send the puss pouring out for the whole world to see...not that they ever did.

    But none of that matters now, not anymore, because a new family has come to town. The Boltons were a strange lot, to be sure. They kept odd hours, entrusted an elderly veterinarian with all of their financial affairs, and their skin was nearly as pale as their cold, blue eyes. Even so, they seemed harmless enough at first...

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    English
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    41,324
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Powalona historia, powalonych ludzi. AU: Magnusa po raz kolejny zdradzono. Traci chęć do projektowania mody, kochania, a wkrótce i do życia. W końcu jego przyjaciele zmuszają go do pójścia na terapie. Podobno bardzo pomogła już bratu Izzy, modelki i przyjaciółki Magnusa. A więc idzie na pierwsze spotkanie i trafia na najbardziej pojebanych ludzi na świecie. W tym na cudownego niebieskookiego anioła, który wprowadza go do świata zemsty, obłędu, kompleksów. Magnus jest na dnie, a jak wiemy, czasami trzeba go dotknąć, żeby się od niego odbić.
    A po terapii niebieskooki będzie miał dla niego niezwykłą ofertę nie do odrzucenia.
    Trochę Angstu, wiele czarnego humoru, zemsty, koszmarnych wspomnień i tony miłości <3 :3
    Pisane w przypływie heheszkowania i głupawki... :P

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    57,636
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Hits:
    797

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