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    In the final days of the Johto Team Rocket revival, a mysterious woman without a name hires two young trainers destined for greatness as bodyguards against the villainous gang that hunts her. Armed with an equally mysterious journal, what secrets does she hold and who is she really?

    Pairings Include: ProtonxOC, EthanxLyra, implied PetrelxOC.

    UPDATES DAILY! (Also on FanFiction.net)

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    Rewrite of Sonichu (the comic). Repost/continuation of something I made on Deviantart.

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    A series of things that could've happened, that should've happened, that would've happened (some may still happen) ... but never came to pass

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    There was an Apocalypse.
    It was HUGE. Very sad. A Plague. Tore through Westeroes and beyond.
    Targaryens were in charge then. Plague tore through them too.
    These are the survivors of Westeros years later.

    A special Thank You to MalcolmXavier for editing this story for me!

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    32/?
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    Here for the smut? Check out Chapter 2.

    It has been six months since the final fight against your enemies. You are no stranger to war. There's something in you that craves it, as it always has. Battle is natural. A part of this is why you swore fealty to Odin Allfather, king of Asgard.

    The other part is his younger son.

    Tensions are quickly mounting. Thor Odinson's temper sees him banished, and by unlucky chance, you are accidentally afforded this fate as well. But even on Midgard, something hunts the god of thunder. With Thor stripped of his powers, his father falling into a deep slumber, and his brother ascending to the throne in his absence, it is up to you to keep the prince alive.

    Loki Odinson just wants you home.

    Dark thoughts are blooming in his mind, and dark thoughts are often hard to resist.

    When old grievances give rise to powerful enemies, will Asgard remain a strong and steady force?

    Or will the grand kingdom finally fall?

    Part Two of the series: Of Different Emotions

     

    :) Find me on Tumblr here!

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    10/?
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    when the world went up in flames as monsters crawled out of the underground, humanity turned to its best chance at survival : hunters; an organization specializing with dusting the things that go bump in the dark. you're one of those hunters, tasked with a mission that went ass up faster than you could even blink, all because you were arrogant and impatient. now you're stuck with the consequences and you'll be damned if you go down without a fight.

    it's...better than it sounds. and it will pick up after the first chapter, which is a bit of a bumpy ride. review & comment so I know if I should continue with this or not

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    9/?
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    Or wherein Oswald learns that love does not conquer all.

    Edward briefly considers that Oswald may have been right about ghosts.

    And Ivy confirms something she’d long suspected, there’s definitely something in the waters of Gotham.

    [An interlude between episodes 3x14 and 3x15]

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    Hide really fucking hated the North. One because of all the snow and Two for the stories he’s heard of the Witcher that eye glows red like blood.

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    28/?
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    He licked his lips, tongue gliding predatorily over the top row of inhuman serrated teeth within his human mouth. “Come closer little butterfly, I’ll be gentle, I promise,” his voice was low, husky and sultry, seductive as he felt his own blood stirring, surging with heat, excited and aroused by the prospect, skin itching to touch, to taint. Ciel wasn’t that tiny little boy child that Sebastian had watched from afar anymore and the anticipation was coming to a head now. The sweet young master who’d grown into this cynical, jaded, beautiful little creature, whose soul was pure and yet mired in discontent, not made for the filth of this world, but born into it regardless; he would be a fine meal in the end, but this was only the beginning, wasn’t it? No matter, he’d always enjoyed playing with his food.

    Ciel obeyed the servant, not out of desire or obligation, but more out of wanting to just get the ordeal over with. He entered the circle that held the pentagram and approached the cage, arms outstretched, palms up, hands open. As his arms penetrated the spaces between the bars, he turned his head to the side, shut his eyes and pulled a breath through his nose, “Do what needs to be done.”

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    The year is 4151 Universal Space Time (UST)

    The human race has spread throughout the universe, such that most have never seen Earth.

    Park Jimin is a twenty-one-year-old student living on a distant planet in a three sun system. He is minding his own business. When, one day, he is taken hostage by a starship Captain/Rebel, Min Yoongi.

    Jimin is furious and refuses to partake in this Beauty and the Beast story. He won't be some Stockholm Syndrome damsel, no matter how sexy Min Yoongi is. (How incredibly, jaw-droppingly, unbelievably sexy he is.)

    Inspirations: Star Wars/Trek, Futurama, Sailor Moon, Dragonball, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Final Fantasy and Ready Player One.

    Disclaimer: My crazies are contagious, sorry if you catch it. 0_o

    The Space Comedy that you didn’t ask for but secretly needed.

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    Wirt moves through life like water, following the current.

    It can get boring, and lonely, and he hates it.

    Wanting to break away from everything he once knew, Wirt decides to finally become the leader of his own path, to follow a broken road long abandoned.

    It’s hard of course, he suffers from heartbreak and loss, all alone in a world where everyone views him as an outcast, something other worldly and problematic, and maybe he is, or maybe he’s the only one who can truly see the reality of things.

    Crossing the thin line between madness and insanity, eating from the forbidden fruit, falling in love with a monster and becoming someone he though he never thought he could be.

    The path of greatness is one not many can make, but maybe, just maybe, he can find the strength inside of himself and reach the end of his despair.

    [ Heavy editing is in the process, so sorry about that. Nothing too major is changing and there will be no need to re-read unless you really want to. Sorry for this inconvenience. ]

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    Home was where the heart was, right? From his experiences in life, he had learned that home is where the heart is still beating, where he isn’t living in the constant fear of having to hack the heads off the people he loved with a crowbar, or a dead chainsaw, or whatever he can get his hands on. Where food isn’t a bag of tortilla chips he’s been carefully rationing for three days.
    It's been just over a year since the second wave of 'influenza' hit Sunnyside, Washington.

    Zombie Apocalypse AU.

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    In a multiverse where multiverses don't exist, everyone is everyone's contemporary. No longer do we wonder if GLaDOS and Cave would goad each other (they do), or if Wheatley and Doug are friends (they are), or if they'd all find themselves banded together to fight for the company's survival. Even though good people DON'T end up in Aperture, it doesn't mean they can't change.

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    This story follows Griffin Bell, Nora's brother, from the bombs dropping to the ultimate fate of the Commonwealth. His nephew, Shaun, is his top priority, but things get tricky when he starts putting pieces together and has to choose a side. Or does he? Griffin explores his own humanity, what it means to be oneself, and answers the controversial question - can machinery truly become human?

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    "You wanna know what I was doing before the bombs, Susan?! Reading comics. You wanna know what I'm gonna go do right now, Susan? Read some goddamn comics!" Griffin threw his hands up, marching into the comic store, with or without his companions.

    "Woof!" Dogmeat trotted after him, tail wagging happily.

    "Oh for the love of God. That's the guy fighting for the Commonwealth? You've gotta be shitting me."

    "We're gonna die. We're gonna fucking die."

    ___

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    This story takes place roughly two years after the series finale. The secret of Henry's immortality has been known to his colleagues for the past year. Jo and Henry are now engaged and planning a June wedding. Adam is still at Bellevue in his second year of locked-in-syndrome, so he has not been a threat to anyone for quite a while. Henry's elderly son, Abraham, although in the twilight of his years, plans to be around long enough to play big brother to any siblings his father and new stepmother may eventually produce. In this strangely idyllic time, what could possibly go wrong?

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    When he was young, Jamison Fawkes was taken in by a vampire hunter known as Roadhog. After some 20 years in the business, he thought he had it all figured out. He'd seen the atrocities and cruelties his prey liked to indulge in first hand, so putting the filthy bloodsuckers to death seemed not only reasonable, but it was practically a noble pursuit. The morality was simple; he was minimizing human suffering and death, one vampire at a time.

    A chance encounter with a strange, pacifistic vampire makes his world a little more complicated than he'd like. Especially because the bloody bastard is so damn easy to get along with.

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    Victor Creed finds a pint-sized killing machine. Dumping the girl off on the X-Men is easier said than done. Victor/Logan/Laura family fic. A story told in snippets.

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    In an astounding twist of fate, Joey Graceffa has inherited a magnificent estate that only exists in the year 1920. He invites ten guests, all close friends of his, to attend a dinner party on its grounds.

    But little do they know the dark secrets hidden within the house...

    This is a dinner party to die for. No one is safe.

    A novelization of the YouTube Red show Escape the Night with Joey Graceffa.

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    The state of Westeros is littered with quiet, sleepy little towns, but none quite like Winter Falls. There was always something unwholesome about that one and everyone living there knew it, even if none of the locals could agree on the reason. Many of its residents distrusted each other and most families had their secrets...some darker than others. Winter Falls was like a thin scab. One little scratch was all it ever really took to peel away the veneer of civility and send the puss pouring out for the whole world to see...not that they ever did.

    But none of that matters now, not anymore, because a new family has come to town. The Boltons were a strange lot, to be sure. They kept odd hours, entrusted an elderly veterinarian with all of their financial affairs, and their skin was nearly as pale as their cold, blue eyes. Even so, they seemed harmless enough at first...

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    15/?
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    Taehyung Vanderbilt never got along with his father; so when he's booted off to an English boarding school, he's pissed.

    However, maybe the other students can show him a side of himself that he never knew existed.

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    2/?
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    15
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    2
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