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    Nightshade, signature plant of the Dark Brotherhood. Juniper, synonymous with the Reach. When a Listener in trouble is forced to consort with the King in Rags to survive, she finds herself drawn to the Forsworn cause despite Madanach's best efforts to get on her nerves. Conventional alchemy gives nothing from mixing nightshade with juniper, but nothing about a Dragonborn is ever conventional...

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    Have you ever wondered what would it be like working for the Hellsing Organization? Well, come and find out!

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    In one world, Korra is suffering from insanity, under the care of Dr. Noatak. She escapes this reality by falling into a delusional world in which she is the Avatar… an Avatar that is shocked to find that her former enemy is alive. Korra feels compelled to nurse the former Equalist leader back to health... but at what cost? Meanwhile, Dr. Noatak finds himself growing increasingly attached to his young patient.

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    Whereas all Fallout games to date have taken place in North America, this fic explores what happened to the post-apocalyptic Europe and Eurasia. We follow Corporal Luka Jasienski as he flees the mistakes of his past. His journey brings him to Great Rus', where he and his companions journey through a bizarre world, stuck in the broken, dystopian heritage of the pre-war Soviet Era, mirroring the more typical "American 50's vibes" that we've seen in the games.

    It's a slightly different take on the Fallout Universe that we all know and love, but at the core, it is still the same. So come along on an adventure in the wild, wild wastelands, that no sane man would ever undertake - for in the Tsardoms of Great Rus', there is no room for sanity!

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    On the night of his Brother's funeral, Daniel Meade meets a girl who completely changes his life. Her teeth are crooked and she's wearing glasses that actually resemble coke bottles but she's there for him during the dark days after his brother's untimely death. 18 months later she falls back into his life as his new assistant and she brings along a little 'surprise' that's going to alter everything again.

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    What comes after. Mags as a mentor; Mags as a victor.

    [sequel to Save Yourself]

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    The fate of the world hangs by a fragile thread. To save it, they must… survive the horror.

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    Alternate Universe - Genderswap: Rachel suffers from an unfortunate accident in which she temporarily ends up in a coma/purgatory. When she wakes up, she doesn't remember the incident but she knows something is terribly off – the world she left isn't the one she wakes up to. Most of her friends have become the opposite gender, homosexuality is completely normal while heterosexuality is a major issue, especially if it's interracial, and her loving fathers have instead become nurturing mothers. Not only is she a new student at William McKinley but she's attracted the attentions of popular Cheerio and glee club captain Kristine Hummel and she's become conflicted with her own sexual identity. Whether she's brought back to her old life or not, it's entirely up to Rachel to figure out what went wrong in her previous life before making that choice.

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    When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car or a wad of money? Instead, what if you find out you are a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks... especially since his parents have died because of it, a dead person is talking to him, a criminal organization is hot on his heels... and he's suddenly able to disguise himself as a girl!?

    Previously displayed on Fanfiction.net... with the exception of a few edits.

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    I adore vampires and I adore Muse. Put two and two together, add a lot of BellDom and you'll get this story. Vampires can even be fun, you bet!

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    14/?
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    Great minds do not think alike.
    This means that husbands of four years, Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter, each have their own secret solace when they are left alone.
    Neither finds fault in this. Well, that is, until these secrets begin to germinate over one another within their perfectly functional relationship.

     

    "Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your Lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself."
    Killer!Will & Killer!Hannibal

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    They say that once infected, you'll never seen dawn and dusk on the same day.

    They say a lot of things.

    A rather more personal end of the world.

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    Harry is a troubled teen, selling drugs and always getting into trouble. Everyone wants to be his friend but he knows its just so they can get something from him. He only has two friends that he completely trusts. He’s adopted and has always thought something was missing from his life. His adoptive mom is fed up with him and doesn’t know what to do with him so she sends him to a Therapist, hoping that talking to someone will get him to change his life around. Enter Louis Tomlison, the Therapist that’s supposed to help. But things don’t always go like they’re supposed to… Or do they?

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    Avengers AU: Loki wins. Things do not go exactly as he planned. Enter Darcy Lewis ...

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    Saren? Geth Attacks? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked!

    Emphasizes side quests, hard science, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko & a helping of squad mate banter. Action, humor, flirting, drama, & brushes with death.

    Now with 100% more rampaging dinosaurs! (I regret nothing.)

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    It's really difficult to go on a coffee date in a world where the lines of "comic book reality" and actual reality are starting to get so damn blurry.

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    i play as myself in the Expendable's world.
    i'm not after the usual, just figuring out whether i fit where everyone else seems to belong or if i'm cut out for Man's Work.

    *Special Mention: Miles Tails Power (STAILS565) for giving me the idea (Chapter 2 of her 'Expendables Facebook Chat' series)

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    What happens when one trains too much? A few One-shots.

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    Beyond Birthday takes the psychopath test and gives some rather unexpected answers. No worms were harmed in the making of this fic. One-shot.

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    This is a story about a man named Sherlock Holmes and his skull. Sherlock Holmes was a man of infinite numbers, endless calculations, and annoyingly millions of words. The skull disapproved, but couldn’t speak, so he didn’t comment on it. Every weekday, for four years, Sherlock would brush each of his thirty-two teeth seventy-six times. Thirty-eight times back and forth, thirty-eight times up and down. Every weekday, for four years, Sherlock would button six of his eight shirt buttons, thereby saving up to forty-three seconds. His skull thought the decrease of button-use made his collar-bones stick out, but said nothing.

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