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    A series of drabbles based on the Overwatch universe.

    Some serious, some wacky stuff. Mostly Pharmercy and Diva related stories, will add more eventually.

    Story 5: Captain Amari prepares for a crucial football match. A certain goddess finally finds her...

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    English
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    11,502
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    638
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    Her arrival brought devastation.

    Unchallenged she tore through their mortal flesh, like it was nothing.

    Misleading them to believe they were helping rid the world of the Vampires, it was nothing but self motivated lies.

    No longer wanting her immortal throne she sought out Erwin, the last living descendent of Van Hellsing.

    The deal made, Erwin took her life. With it, the power that had kept the Vampires at bay, for centuries.

    With no Queen to follow, they tore through the human race at an alarming rate.

    Threatening to make the humans subservient to their immortal prowess.

    Now, Erwin has struck a new deal.

    Returning the Queen to her immortal life, she has her throne, and her subjects.

    What she doesn't have, is a single say in what she does.

    Like a puppet, she must move and speak to every one of Erwin's orders, and bring her ruthless race back under control.

    Only when Erwin has eradicated all but her, may she rest eternally again.

    Language:
    English
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    2,679
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    Naruto gets displaced from his home, leaving him stranded and without working chakra. Leaving behind a promising career and family. What he thought was an easy fix to get back will be his downfall into the territory of werewolves. How do you survive with other prisoners in a hostile environment?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,201
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    861
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    They never asked for this. However, this is what they receive. Sometimes it is a gift. Sometimes it is a curse. But when the future comes knocking at your door, you cannot make it go away. Even if you tell it a really good knock-knock joke.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    24
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    How did Kurusu Akira know how to wield a dagger so proficiently? As soon as he got one in his hands at Kamoshida's dungeon, it disappeared in a flurry of slashes as he killed the Shadows with frightening skill and accuracy. Perhaps a certain Mad Dog of Shimano could answer that question, that is, if he didn't already stick a knife between your ribs.

    (Starts from Yakuza 0 and Pre-P5 to Yakuza 1 and P5)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,114
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    371
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    'The dictionary describes Folie A Duex as a shared madness of two people' , Rhys thought as Jack held him suffocatingly close and murmured deceitfully sweet, honeyed words into his bloody ear and pressed butterfly kisses to his neck every so often. 'There's gotta be something wrong with me.' he thinks and then when he begins to lean into the touch he amends the thought with, 'Scratch that, there's definitely something wrong with me.'

    \..........****........../
     
    In which experienced killer Handsome Jack catches Rhys in Hugo Vasquez' home, covered in blood and kneeling next to his dead body, saying a few choice words to his corpse.
    Instead of doing the right thing and calling the cops, Jack does what's right for him and takes Rhys away to turn him into the perfect killer through any means possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,449
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    897
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    How To Date A Werewolf In 5 Simple Steps
    by Keith Kogane

    Step 0: Don't do it.
    -
    or, the au where lance is a werewolf and keith deals with that mess

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,685
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2501
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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,964
    Chapters:
    66/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    479
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    After a horrid senior prom experience, Jimin meets Yoongi, a tattooed, volatile IHOP waiter with a knack for getting on his nerves and an ego the size of a small planet. Jimin's in love (or at least down for a good dicking)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,178
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3333
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    What would you do to get the person you love to trust you again?

    "Wilford fucks up and needs Franz and Anti to get Dark to trust him again. Things don't go very well."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,334
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    117
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    Tendou Satori is a sarcastic coffee shop owner with a bad taste in music. Sugawara Koushi is a professional with a penchant for black Colombian coffee. They hit it off, but things don't go quite as planned.

    A Vampire Yakuza Coffee shop Gothic Punk AU, mildly paced burn TenSuga fic.
    Mature rating mostly for gore (the smut is present, but mild).

    Major thanks to Bittersweetoranges and Milksalt for help in proofreading.

    Updated every other day

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,145
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    138
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    A series of connected fics where Chanyeol is a corrupt alcoholic cop and Kyungsoo is a depressed state prosecutor who snorts cocaine. Despite having history with each other, they despise each other and can never get along but still somehow end up in the other’s pants.

    Except this time, they end up in shit which kills them and forces them to be together whether they like it or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,985
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    532
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    This is my Halloween story, told through out the season in snippets. It is several dark tales, some comedic, some chilling and some meant to make you avert your eyes. A town celebrates the holiday and several characters run into adventures that may or may not cross others on the dark twisted pathways of this town.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,179
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    865
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1893
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    Kil never planned to survive the rebellion, never wanted to be free. Now, working at the Sindria trading company, she must adjust to her new life and learn the meanings of friendship, confidence, and family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,798
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    27
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    After a series of hardships and childhood trauma, Isak Valtersen is forced into the gruelling world of street prostitution, a nightmare in which he feels completely alone.

    Even Bech Næsheim is the bored adolescent heir to a billion dollar empire, living in a penthouse and listlessly spending his parents money in attempts to ease the existential despair.

    When Even pulls up to Isak's corner in the early hours of a dreary Thursday morning, neither of them can expect how similar their respective desires are, despite their vastly different social rankings.

    *Or the Pretty Woman au that no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,838
    Chapters:
    15/17
    Comments:
    486
    Kudos:
    1488
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    22171
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    Primrose Path - A path or way that is pleasant to walk but leads to disaster.

    Arthur is a hitman who's hit a rut in life until he starts collecting the works of the mysterious Eames--who just so happens to be his next target.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,170
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    372
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    20 years in the future we find that Will Solace and badass Nico Di Angelo have married and bore three children (with the help of a surrogate)! They live their happy white bread lives until a dark looming presence from the past comes back to take back what was his and was lost... Tartarus! Trying to take down every living demigod in his path he ends up starting with one of the most brilliant of our seven. All demigods are called back to camp to train to defeat the the dark one. With the help of their children the legacies are their only hope. Will it be enough? Smut with a storyline!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,679
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    501
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    You've been having strange dreams lately.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,504
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    309
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    Collection of Purity Oneshots. Some are explicit, some are not. Not all characters appear in all oneshots.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    204,157
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    722
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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,710
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    710

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