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Orc-brat by The Lauderdale (TheLauderdale)
TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
10 Feb 2012
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Maevyn is only nine when her family is slaughtered by a band of Orcs. The Orc Grushak takes her with him as his captive, planning to amuse himself with her torment and murder, but a vengeful Maevyn has sworn to see him dead. A tale of Fourth Age Middle-earth.
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Mass Effect thrown at you like stinky, flying turnips. Emphasis on side quests, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko. Action, humor, flirting, turnips, Love Sucks, & brushes with death. Saren? Geth Attacks? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked!
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- Part 1 of Damn it. Again?
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"The beast is inside you now, and the more you fight it, the angrier it will become. Eventually, it will consume you. It's a disease, you see, and if you don't learn to live with it, you will die of it."
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In Which Cabal and Leonie are (begrudgingly, temporarily) Married by qualapec
Johannes Cabal - Jonathan L. Howard
23 Jan 2012
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Cabal is most unsatisfied with his life when it is in danger of coming to an abrupt end.
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Severus never meant for it to happen....
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On what should have been a routine drug bust, Ron learns the hard way that he's too honest to work undercover. Luckily for him, Pansy isn't.
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Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.
After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.
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Usurer's Mercy by Prospero
Merchant of Venice - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works
22 Dec 2011
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"You mean that after all these years, you have committed yourself to mercy and forgiveness?” “Mercy? Forgiveness? Not a chance.” “You let him in, Shylock. That means either you committed an act of mercy, or you actually like the man. Take your pick.” Pause. “Act of mercy.” “I thought so.”
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- Part 1 of Choices
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Erik Lehnsherr is a professional hitman and has no intention of attending his ten year high school reunion. But since he happens to have a kill lined up in the same town at the same time, he decides he may as well stop by. After all, his high school sweetheart, Charles Xavier, might be there. And it's not like he's spent the past ten years pining over Charles. Not at all.
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Elena likes the cold
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One really shouldn't take things at face value
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The tree shares a new game with the boy.
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Post game AU. After beating Sburb, the kids are given the chance to recreate their universe, and give their fallen alien friends a chance at a new and better life as Human Beings. Thirteen years later, most of them appear to have screwed up this second chance to varying degrees.
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A Means to an End by Bix, deadcellredux
Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
12 Nov 2011
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After Meteor, things change.
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How do MU Tucker & T'Pol handle the reappearance of Ah'len? (Takes place before the events of “In a Mirror, Darkly”)
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Turns out forever is far too long, after all. Jareth thought his battles with Sarah were epic when they were happily married, but those were nothing compared the clashes that come during divorce.
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- Part 1 of 2011 LiveJournal Labyrinth Fic Exchange
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Lester, a former Avenger, has the underrated but absolutely important task of minimizing the divergence of the BB primary timestream bundle. His wife is a little crazy, and basically rules his life.
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- Part 17 of Stories From the Fateverse
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When Draco agrees to give Hermione a ride to the cemetery, he gets more than he bargained for.
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Abloo bloo bloo blah blah by MmeJack for infiniteviking
Tron: Legacy (2010), Tron (Movies), Tron - All Media Types
23 Oct 2011
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Prompt fill for infiniteviking: “I want us all to write drabbles where everyone's language centers go offline and half their words get replaced with 'blah'.”
So now it's the Betrayal all over again, but this time it's 100% less dramatic. Also cracky.
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"God he was going to sue the fuck out of that dinner that gave him the spoiled food that made him so ill. It was too bad, the place made a mean meal of bacon and eggs." Written for HC_Bingo using the "Food Poisoning" Square.
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