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    From the beginning, there was something odd about Namimori. In a world where every city had its own method of dealing with the bane of humanity that were ghouls, Namimori was the first place Reborn had ever been that felt safe to him. People were calm and unafraid on the streets, even after dark. It was remarkable and at first he thought it was due to the fact that Namimori's police force had some sort of foolproof guard against ghouls.

    But then he noticed the distinct lack of graveyards.

    By the time Reborn really understood what kept Namimori safe, it was too late to do anything about it. After all, the successor was being tutored, the guardians were chosen, and Xanxus was bearing down on them with half the Vongola rings and all of his wrath. All there was left to do was wait and see.

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    The continuation of the massive backstory I'm having to write in order to explain all of Kylo Ren's... weirdness.

    This story is non-linear, by the way. My goal is to make it so that you can start on literally any chapter and be equally confused/able to pick up what's going on no matter what order you read this 'verse in. You guys should let me know if I manage that.

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    General Hux makes several mistakes; his first, existing on the same plane of reality as Kylo Ren. His second; saving Kylo Ren from certain death. His third; striking a deal with the beauty-marked, raven-haired devil himself.

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    "I want you to get back to whatever you were doing before you...um, passed."

    "Passed? Passed what?"

    "Do you not know you're dead?" Bo said in shock.

    "Dead? How the hell am I dead?"

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    In the darkest abyss from which no man returned alive, can you find the light?
    ...Do you even want to find the light? Or will you accept the darkness as your home?

    You're not a good guy, nor do you pretend to be one.
    But will you act like one? Or will you stick to being the villain?

    Your decisions, unfortunately, are not yours. But since when were you the one in control?

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    A sequel to Light of All Lights. This picks up where we left off then takes a crazy train straight to hell.
    Our little pack has some new characters and old enemies and ghosts to deal with...while they prepare for the wedding of Roose and Walda.
    Except this won't be a normal wedding...but you already know that, reader, don't you?
    Chapters are not as long as the previous story and we have been trying hard to edit ourselves to death. Please enjoy!

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    140/140
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    Harry has been stuck with the Dursley family for years, but finally he's out and can go to the prestigious Hogwarts Academy. Upon arriving, he starts hearing a voice in his head. He's on the edge of his rope, Draco knows that, but can Draco realize his feelings and try to save Harry from himself, before it's too late?

    (Formerly: Special Attention)

    THIS WILL BE UPDATED ONCE STORY IS COMPLETE, READ LAST UPDATED CHAP (Author's Note) FOR DETAILS

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    Eren's life is boring. He works a dead end job at a funeral home and yearns for a partner who is never there, always abroad on military service. Maybe a whirlwind of romantic drama and a possible global apocalypse will be enough to kickstart change in Eren's dull existence.

    If it doesn't, there's always the pub.

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    "I wish I'd be kidnapped."

    Esme said this very often and thought it even more. And then it happens.

    A mentally ill tattoo artist with Hawaiian shirts and a taste for two-percent milk finds his cat in his toilet bowl one day after work, drowned. This triggers a series of violent events as he attempts to track down the suspected murderer of his most beloved creature. His roommate, a young English man with a predilection of Internet gore and taxidermy has disappeared the same day his cat is found dead.

    With nothing to lose, our humble narrator straps the corpse of his urine-covered cat (he doesn't flush) in the backseat of his 1999 Nissan, kidnaps the twelve-year-old object of his desires, Esme Blanchet, from the apartment complex they both share, and brings him on his cross-country journey to find his cat's killer and dish out the same punishment his roommate allegedly delivered the cat.

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    Powalona historia, powalonych ludzi. AU: Magnusa po raz kolejny zdradzono. Traci chęć do projektowania mody, kochania, a wkrótce i do życia. W końcu jego przyjaciele zmuszają go do pójścia na terapie. Podobno bardzo pomogła już bratu Izzy, modelki i przyjaciółki Magnusa. A więc idzie na pierwsze spotkanie i trafia na najbardziej pojebanych ludzi na świecie. W tym na cudownego niebieskookiego anioła, który wprowadza go do świata zemsty, obłędu, kompleksów. Magnus jest na dnie, a jak wiemy, czasami trzeba go dotknąć, żeby się od niego odbić.
    A po terapii niebieskooki będzie miał dla niego niezwykłą ofertę nie do odrzucenia.
    Trochę Angstu, wiele czarnego humoru, zemsty, koszmarnych wspomnień i tony miłości <3 :3
    Pisane w przypływie heheszkowania i głupawki... :P

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    An acquaintance from Steve's past returns to ask a favor. He is bound by blood oath to obey the request. That's only the beginning of a very bad weekend for Danny and Steve.

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    Long live Peter Parker.

    For the second time in less than ten years, the world is getting a new Spider-Man, because his predecessor is now dead. A certain fanboy, however, has a lot to say about the studio's decision - as do the Avengers, and even the X-Men.

    Before they stand a chance at restoring the balance of the Marvel 'verse, however, our heroes will have to end the threat of the Sinister Six once and for all. Not only that, but they will also have to take on another up-and-coming supervillain who may be their most dangerous enemy yet.

    No pressure.

    (Part 3 of the Deadpool Syndrome Series. This is an alternate universe fic, so extreme liberties have been taken with the source material. Any and all OC's are owned by me. The Avengers and all other MCU films are owned by Marvel. Agents of SHIELD is owned by ABC and Mutant Enemy. The Amazing Spider-Man is owned by Sony. Big Hero 6 is owned by Disney. Deadpool and X-Men are owned by Fox. Agent Carter is owned by ABC and Fazekas & Butters. Jessica Jones is owned by Netflix.)

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    What happens when an Alpha, who was raised in a terrifying home meets an Omega, who was raised to kill Alphas?

    Eren Yeager is a well known Alpha, he works as a landscape artist by day and at night is a pit fighter. He has the most dangerous and violent ruts around, and is feared by even the strongest Alphas.

    Levi Ackerman is an underground Omega working for his uncle as an assassin, when his uncle sets him out to kill a curious Alpha he hesitates. Why in the hell does he hesitate?

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    "You are destined for many things you not yet know my dear girl. It is only a matter of time before you find your strength and only then will your journey truly begin."

    Brooke is your average young woman living a dull life, or so she thought. Waking up in strange world full of magic, demons, and unwashed civilians is not how she expected to spend her Tuesday.

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    It's been two years since Jeffrey Dean Morgan's downfall. Jared's been dating Jensen ever since. However, certain circumstances forced them to separate, albeit very aggressively, resulting in Jensen sporting a black eye for a few weeks.

    Despite everything, Jensen still tries to win back Jared's heart. The boy, feeling spiteful, decides that dating Stephen, Jensen's best friend, is a better way to go. Soon, enemies from both of their pasts reappear, forcing them to act swiftly and cautiously, but more importantly: Together.

    All types of fuckery and wild escapades take place in this gripping sequel.

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    When Jensen’s estranged uncle dies and he suddenly finds himself in charge of arranging a funeral for somebody that he doesn’t really know in a country that he doesn’t really understand, he is fortunate enough to stumble upon the snarkiest undertaker in Canada who helps him along the way. On their quest to discover the late Ernie Ackles’s life-story, Jensen undergoes many pivotal experiences, such as having a tea party with an adorable old lady, learning how to play curling, or falling in love with a man.

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    Sandor and Sansa meet again in the Vale on the occasion of the tourney organized by Littlefinger. Written for the genre writing challenge on LJ. Genre: "black comedy".

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    After playing a concert in a place of Icelandic legend and leaving it bloody and desecrated, the band is cursed to confront their disrespectful ways through the transformation of one of their members.

    tl;dr: fuck you alls being ladys am brutal :C

    this update: knubbler takes the boys to a secret room in the basement where they eat donuts, and skwisgaar gets his orgy.

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    Говард Эпс мечтает о Темперанс Бреннан, но довольствоваться приходится женой.

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    Kryptos has mixed feelings about the party that never ends and the host that never dies, which he laments to a captive audience, aka Stanford Pines. Bill isn't too keen on sharing his pet, however.

    Warnings: lots of torture, mind games, blood, gore, humiliation, treating humans like animals/pets, alcohol (um, sort of), discussed genocide, discussed institutionalized abuse, awful humor, and swearing.   

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    10
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