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Have you ever wondered what would it be like working for the Hellsing Organization? Well, come and find out!
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Friday Night Candles by Prospero
Merchant of Venice - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works
15 Jun 2013
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"I do not fear hell. If Satan comes for me, I'll laugh in his face." Most of Venice is sure Shylock has no friends, no daughter, and no conscience. Most of Venice isn't quite right about that. Sequel to "Usurer's Mercy."
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- Part 2 of Choices
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Sith Baggage by saphsaq
Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Darth Maul - Fandom, Darth Sidious - Fandom
14 Jun 2013
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Disclaimer: This is written for fun, not for making money. Therefore the appearance of famous Star Wars characters should not cause uproar amongst George Lucas lawyers.
Summary: A Sith Lord has an unlikely task, the evil tentacles of the Sith reach further than you think.
Acknowledgement: I am much obliged to Redone for her encouraging interest and extensive beta-reading. But what would this story have been without the inspiration and helpful advice from my evil companions, Dark Lady and MaulMaus?
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L has concluded that Light is Kira but due to his own conflicted feelings instead of arresting Light or having him executed as he promised he kidnaps Light and dumps him at Wammy's House...
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Zen and the Art of Killing Your Enemies by livenudebigfoot for amayakumiko
Person of Interest (TV)
10 Jun 2013
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Leon's number comes up again. This time, he's not the victim.
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- Part 1 of The Invention of the B-Squad
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Nightshade, signature plant of the Dark Brotherhood. Juniper, synonymous with the Reach. When a Listener in trouble is forced to consort with the King in Rags to survive, she finds herself drawn to the Forsworn cause despite Madanach's best efforts to get on her nerves. Conventional alchemy gives nothing from mixing nightshade with juniper, but nothing about a Dragonborn is ever conventional...
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On the night of his Brother's funeral, Daniel Meade meets a girl who completely changes his life. Her teeth are crooked and she's wearing glasses that actually resemble coke bottles but she's there for him during the dark days after his brother's untimely death. 18 months later she falls back into his life as his new assistant and she brings along a little 'surprise' that's going to alter everything again.
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But I Thought They Hated Each Other by Misscar
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
31 May 2013
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"Let's watch what our friends and family really think about us. It will be fun."
After being married for almost a year, Jim and Spock finally have time to watch the uncut footage from their wedding video due to being quarantined after Jim sort of died for a few minutes. (Don't ask, but at least they are trapped together.) What do their friends and family (and I use the term loosely) really think of their relationship? Also, can our favorite couple survive three weeks of medical captivity with no sex? Actually, can they survive at all? Because things are not quite what they seem.
Sequel to: But I Thought You Were Straight and Why Jim Should Not Write His Own Press Release Ever
This was originally written from September 2011 to December 2012. This is not compliant for STID but oddly enough there are a lot of parallels. So much, it's a little eerie.Series
- Part 3 of Warning: Assumptions are bad
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The Reapers have been destroyed. Jane Shepard made a promise to a certain Drell - they would meet by the sea. Her crew scrambles to save her after finding her broken and burnt body on the Citadel. Will Kaidan be able to give Shepard the peace she desires? Or will she be stuck in the (In between) Tragedy/ heartbreak/ friendship/ love / Rated M for language, and adult situation.
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Shambles #3. To skin a cat or die. Either applies in this case.
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- Part 3 of Shambles
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The rukh has always been a curious thing to those who do not fully understand it. Acting as life it is both alive and yet it is not itself a living being. Some magicians argue that it is in fact energy - a collection of power that all life uses and returns. Some others argue it is life, something serene and satinet. Others argue it is both. The rukh is or is not to be whatever it chooses. It can take on the form of a loved one, it can create lightning and fire, it can heal the sick and the injured, and in some cases... it can bring life.
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“Yes. I’ve known since the second time we met, when you brought me breakfast.” Will is speaking with more confidence now, like keeping Hannibal’s dark secret was no more of an inconvenience than refraining from spoiling the ending of a particularly intriguing film.
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Fill for the kink_meme prompt: Hannibal learns that his quiet, shy, reserved Will apparently has a thing for murdering psychopaths, when he is attacked by one of Will's evil exes. And in order to date Will, he has to defeat all seven of them.
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In one world, Korra is suffering from insanity, under the care of Dr. Noatak. She escapes this reality by falling into a delusional world in which she is the Avatar… an Avatar that is shocked to find that her former enemy is alive. Korra feels compelled to nurse the former Equalist leader back to health... but at what cost? Meanwhile, Dr. Noatak finds himself growing increasingly attached to his young patient.
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Whereas all Fallout games to date have taken place in North America, this fic explores what happened to the post-apocalyptic Europe and Eurasia. We follow Corporal Luka Jasienski as he flees the mistakes of his past. His journey brings him to Great Rus', where he and his companions journey through a bizarre world, stuck in the broken, dystopian heritage of the pre-war Soviet Era, mirroring the more typical "American 50's vibes" that we've seen in the games.
It's a slightly different take on the Fallout Universe that we all know and love, but at the core, it is still the same. So come along on an adventure in the wild, wild wastelands, that no sane man would ever undertake - for in the Tsardoms of Great Rus', there is no room for sanity!
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What comes after. Mags as a mentor; Mags as a victor.
[sequel to Save Yourself]
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Through The Looking Glass: Part 2 by Pyro2013 (QueenofNobodies)
Hercules (1997), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Disney - All Media Types
13 May 2013
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The fate of the world hangs by a fragile thread. To save it, they must… survive the horror.
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- Part 3 of Disney's Persephone
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Alternate Universe - Genderswap: Rachel suffers from an unfortunate accident in which she temporarily ends up in a coma/purgatory. When she wakes up, she doesn't remember the incident but she knows something is terribly off – the world she left isn't the one she wakes up to. Most of her friends have become the opposite gender, homosexuality is completely normal while heterosexuality is a major issue, especially if it's interracial, and her loving fathers have instead become nurturing mothers. Not only is she a new student at William McKinley but she's attracted the attentions of popular Cheerio and glee club captain Kristine Hummel and she's become conflicted with her own sexual identity. Whether she's brought back to her old life or not, it's entirely up to Rachel to figure out what went wrong in her previous life before making that choice.
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- Part 1 of Through the Clouds, Love Shines
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When you turn 16, wouldn't you just expect a car or a wad of money? Instead, what if you find out you are a living weapon with strange abilities and killer instincts? Cool, right? Unfortunately for Cloud, he quickly discovers that it totally sucks... especially since his parents have died because of it, a dead person is talking to him, a criminal organization is hot on his heels... and he's suddenly able to disguise himself as a girl!?
Previously displayed on Fanfiction.net... with the exception of a few edits.
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- Part 1 of Red Revolution
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- 50,124
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I adore vampires and I adore Muse. Put two and two together, add a lot of BellDom and you'll get this story. Vampires can even be fun, you bet!
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Great minds do not think alike.
This means that husbands of four years, Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter, each have their own secret solace when they are left alone.
Neither finds fault in this. Well, that is, until these secrets begin to germinate over one another within their perfectly functional relationship."Look down on me, you will see a fool. Look up at me, you will see your Lord. Look straight at me, you will see yourself."
Killer!Will & Killer!Hannibal