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    The Pirates Era has ships sailing all over the world to chase and find the One Piece, as well as to become Pirate King. All thanks to the infamous pirate Gol D. Roger who spoke those words at his execution.

    That's every pirates dream.

    Except for one loud mouth, prideful, and stubborn swordswoman who has a habit to make everybody's eyes wander over to her in either morbid curiosity or awe.

    Oh! It's you!

     

    Current Arc in Story: Saboady Arc

    Language:
    English
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    46,942
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1199
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    ”Frankie! Its lunch time and I’m sooo hungry! Can I have some of your se…ow!”

    Frank grabbed Gee by his uniform after hitting him on top of the head and dragged him out of the classroom.

    ”You need to stop doing that!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    155
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    A lonely girl with anxiety adopts an Edgy with a dark past. It starts out a little rocky, but it's all about putting the pieces back together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,934
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2061
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    Years of abuse and harsh words from your parents, you finally give up and end it, only to wake up in hospital. More time has passed since you had thought and Doctor's reckon you should care for a Bitty to help you recover.
    Whatever.
    Might as well try right? Nothing can go THAT wrong... right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,696
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    270
    Kudos:
    612
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    8130
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    "I wish I'd be kidnapped."

    Esme said this very often and thought it even more. And then it happens.

    A mentally ill tattoo artist with Hawaiian shirts and a taste for two-percent milk finds his cat in his toilet bowl one day after work, drowned. This triggers a series of violent events as he attempts to track down the suspected murderer of his most beloved creature. His roommate, a young English man with a predilection of Internet gore and taxidermy has disappeared the same day his cat is found dead.

    With nothing to lose, our humble narrator straps the corpse of his urine-covered cat (he doesn't flush) in the backseat of his 1999 Nissan, kidnaps the twelve-year-old object of his desires, Esme Blanchet, from the apartment complex they both share, and brings him on his cross-country journey to find his cat's killer and dish out the same punishment his roommate allegedly delivered the cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,907
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    703
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    The mission was simple as simple could be when it came to rescue missions: save Allura, get the hell out. Part one accomplished, but as they are escaping through their wormhole things go wrong and one of their own is left behind in the clutches of the Galra. Worst part is, the Voltron Team has been split and they have no idea how to find each other. Can they make it in time to save their red paladin or will Team Voltron loose a valued member?

    Summary subject to change

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,536
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1150
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    In which Tao gets sucked into the terrifying world of teenage parties and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,996
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178
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    A collection of my 3-sentence prompts from tumblr ouo

    [I accidentally deleted the entire work]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,223
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1096
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    In five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes,
    How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,537
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    32
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    Ten years before Winston issues Recall, twenty-seven year old Jesse McCree is still a Blackwatch agent under the command of Captain Gabriel Reyes, and Hanzo Shimada is still heir to a criminal empire. Both expertly trained in assassination, they’re each given a contract to kill the other.

    However, it doesn’t work out entirely according to plan. Overwatch is crumbling from within, violence and corruption are everywhere around them, and somewhere along the way, Jesse and Hanzo fall in love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,077
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1112
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    Mary Woodhull and John Simcoe attempt to hide the body of a man they believe themselves to have killed in an act of manslaughter. Hours later, they return to the scene of the crime in order to dispose of the corpse only to discover that the body has gone missing. It quickly becomes clear that they are not the only people with a vested interest in finding it.

    When their victim later shows up at an engagement party neither is particularly keen on attending, it seems everyone has something to lose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,597
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    577
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    Death was only the beginning for Anakin Skywalker . . .

     

    AKA

     

    The one where Anakin takes over Tatooine; fights criminals and slavers; trains a new apprentice; gets unfortunately involved in politics; reunites with the love(s) of his life; and generally speaking, is still not a very good person.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,290
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1285
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    By the time the events of SW:TFA unfold, Armitage Hux and Kylo Ren are bitter exes. This is what happened before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,568
    Chapters:
    1/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    226
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    Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost his third one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.

    It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.

    A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

    It only devolves from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,258
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    472
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    The last thing Tadashi remembered was unimaginable agony, a blinding flash then...nothing. So how did he suddenly get to his room with his little brother knocked out beside him? And what is that enticing smell? But can he handle the answers? Can anyone handle the events to come?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,534
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    575
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    Recently returned from Iraq, Maggie is looking for anything to shake the tedious doldrums of her third-shift store clerk life. Frequent late-night patron Nick just wants some goddamn sleep. They help each other out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    520
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    Saturday 22/11: Partly cloudy in the morning with more clouds for later in the day. High 18. Winds light and variable.
    Saturday Night: Cloudy with fog early, giving way to showers overnight. Low -1. Chance of rain 80%. Rain may freeze late in the night.
    Sunday: Mostly clear skies. Cold. High 10. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 km/h. Frost advisory early.
    Hibari Kyouya, now a senior in high school, sours over the dissolution of his first relationship. Perhaps "relationship" is a bit of a stretch for sex in the school showers and fighting pretty much anywhere else. Nonetheless, the disruption of his routine, and the loss of his now second-favorite method of stress-relief after fighting, leaves his feathers ruffled and his impulse control in the red—just the way Mukuro loves him. What won't he do to see more of his precious prefect grasping for his composure? Rape him? Curse him?
    Spirit away students under his watch and blame it on a shadowy nemesis?
    The rest of Vongola can only hope their Mist guardian is just that corrupt. Good men run when a demon tells the truth.

    *(constructive) CRITIQUE WELCOME!*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,116
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    703
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    The Evil Queen is dead...long live the Queen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,015
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    445
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    Dante's unruly behaviour has forced Sparda's hand to employ the help of his older son to train their uncontrollable devil. How will Dante react when he finds out that his parents are leaving him behind to be ruled by the tyrant that goes by the name of Vergil? Who knows what will transpire over the next two weeks as the Mansion turns into a war zone for control and power...or possibly something else altogether? The possibilities are limitless but you just know this head-to-head will be a battle worth pursuing, a crash course by a very stern teacher vs one unruly student. Who will win and who will lose out?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,287
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    602
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    While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    294,008
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    247
    Kudos:
    450
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    8318

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