1 - 20 of 37117 Bookmarks in Dark Comedy

Pages Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 14

    Tags
    Summary

    When he was young, Jamison Fawkes was taken in by a vampire hunter known as Roadhog. After some 20 years in the business, he thought he had it all figured out. He'd seen the atrocities and cruelties his prey liked to indulge in first hand, so putting the filthy bloodsuckers to death seemed not only reasonable, but it was practically a noble pursuit. The morality was simple; he was minimizing human suffering and death, one vampire at a time.

    A chance encounter with a strange, pacifistic vampire makes his world a little more complicated than he'd like. Especially because the bloody bastard is so damn easy to get along with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,994
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    711

    21 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Follow the life of Scott McCall and his best friend Stiles Stilinski. Together, they try to take on the supernatural chaos that occur in their town Beacon Hills sounds easy, right? Wrong!

    Words:
    650,048
    Works:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    132

    21 Jan 2018

  3. Rec 34

    Tags
    Summary

    [Lance] glares once more at Kogane to find the pirate's eyes already on him, scrutinizing and questioning. [...] "So what does that mean? I'm a prisoner now, is that it?" [...] "Let me down there with the others!"

    Captain Shirogane analyzes him, curiosity intense and piercing eyes as nerve-racking as stormy skies at sea. He speaks with a sort of sad finality, the way a father might to a disobedient son too far gone to help, the way his own father might have spoken to him if he were alive, "I'm afraid we can't do that, Mr. McClain."

    In which Space Assholes meet Space Pirates, and Lance is their (reluctant) newest member.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,218
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1216

    21 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Possessive monsters were quite a difficult thing to handle, especially when a cranky evil entity tends to expect your visit each day at seven o'clock sharp so it can get its daily dose of amusement. Dr. Flug could hardly tell which one of them was the mad one anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    234

    21 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    hoseok just got dumped and now a clearly under aged bartender is refusing to serve him a much needed round of shots.

    ("can you do this teenage angst thing some other time? my ex just walked in with his new boyfriend and i could really use some liquid cowardice."

    the kid narrows his eyes in the direction hoseok had nodded toward. "seokjin hyung's your ex?")

    hoseok nods. "you know him?"

    "yeah," jeongguk glares at hoseok and begins stepping away, definitely refusing to serve him any drink at all. "he dumped me for you.")

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,394
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1524
    Kudos:
    2302
    Bookmarks:
    466
    Hits:
    38983

    21 Jan 2018

  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In order to complete his training, Kylo Ren has been absent from the Finalizer for over a year. Hux considers their relationship to have ended as a result of this separation. When he receives his first direct communication from Snoke since the Starkiller debacle, he expects to be informed of Kylo's return and his own impending execution for daring to touch the Supreme Leader apprentice. Sadly, Hux' life is never simple or straightforward.

    Snoke ships it. Hard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,632
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    595
    Kudos:
    1899
    Bookmarks:
    347
    Hits:
    33312

    21 Jan 2018

  7. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Possessive monsters were quite a difficult thing to handle, especially when a cranky evil entity tends to expect your visit each day at seven o'clock sharp so it can get its daily dose of amusement. Dr. Flug could hardly tell which one of them was the mad one anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,073
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    234

    21 Jan 2018

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost the first one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.

    It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.

    A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

    It only devolves from there.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,691
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    2891
    Bookmarks:
    842
    Hits:
    34822

    21 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  9. Public Bookmark 47

    Tags
    Summary

    “At least be clean about it! These suits weren't cheap!”

    “Shut up.”

    “I will not! You're not the one who does the laundry, Harold!”

    “Dry clean 'em”

    “Yes Harry. I'm going to send two suits drenched in blood to the dry cleaners. That's not suspicious at all!"

    Or

    Harry's a serial killer and Louis puts up with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4795

    20 Jan 2018

  10. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    From the beginning, there was something odd about Namimori. In a world where every city had its own method of dealing with the bane of humanity that were ghouls, Namimori was the first place Reborn had ever been that felt safe to him. People were calm and unafraid on the streets, even after dark. It was remarkable and at first he thought it was due to the fact that Namimori's police force had some sort of foolproof guard against ghouls.

    But then he noticed the distinct lack of graveyards.

    By the time Reborn really understood what kept Namimori safe, it was too late to do anything about it. After all, the successor was being tutored, the guardians were chosen, and Xanxus was bearing down on them with half the Vongola rings and all of his wrath. All there was left to do was wait and see.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,584
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    1024
    Bookmarks:
    415

    20 Jan 2018

  11. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hannibal Lecter knew his mind well. Or at least he thought he did. But recent regret over killing his not-patient has him thinking otherwise.

    Set vaguely in Season 1, Hannibal Lecter decides instead of winding him up and watching him go, it's far more prudent to kill Will Graham.

    This comes back to bite him in the ass. Or stab him in the chest, as it were.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,656
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    344
    Kudos:
    1142
    Bookmarks:
    392
    Hits:
    24396

    21 Jan 2018

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Naruto gets adopted by Konoha's resident sadists. What starts as a very bad idea ends up changing the world for the better.

    Trigger warnings for this series include graphic depictions of violence against people and depictions of torture. I've had people still describe these fics as cute, but if that's not your thing I'd advise skipping this.

    Words:
    26,795
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    329

    21 Jan 2018

  13. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    Naruto gets adopted by Konoha's resident sadists. What starts as a very bad idea ends up changing the world for the better.

    Trigger warnings for this series include graphic depictions of violence against people and depictions of torture. I've had people still describe these fics as cute, but if that's not your thing I'd advise skipping this.

    Words:
    26,795
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    329

    21 Jan 2018

  14. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    General Hux makes several mistakes; his first, existing on the same plane of reality as Kylo Ren. His second; saving Kylo Ren from certain death. His third; striking a deal with the beauty-marked, raven-haired devil himself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,758
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    646
    Kudos:
    888
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    14682

    20 Jan 2018

  15. Rec 95

    Words:
    142,516
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    95

    20 Jan 2018

  16. Public Bookmark 36

    Words:
    109,340
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    36

    20 Jan 2018

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After a series of hardships and childhood trauma, Isak Valtersen is forced into the gruelling world of street prostitution, a nightmare in which he feels completely alone.

    Even Bech Næsheim is the bored adolescent heir to a billion dollar empire, living in a penthouse and listlessly spending his parents money in attempts to ease the existential despair.

    When Even pulls up to Isak's corner in the early hours of a dreary Thursday morning, neither of them can expect how similar their respective desires are, despite their vastly different social rankings.

    *Or the Pretty Woman au that no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,992
    Chapters:
    16/17
    Comments:
    536
    Kudos:
    1643
    Bookmarks:
    229
    Hits:
    26518

    20 Jan 2018

  18. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    38,085
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    138

    20 Jan 2018

  19. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “But, Lance…” His voice trailed away as Hunk attempted to regain his composure, too many questions flooding his mind to ignore, “What happened? Why’s everyone in the pods?”

    Lance’s playful exuberance melted away and he stared blankly at Hunk.

    “You don’t remember the bomb?”


    Hunk awakens out of the medical pod to find everyone else still inside, and only Lance is there to take care of them all.
    He’s glad to be reunited with Lance, but as time goes on, Hunk realizes that things are not entirely what they seem…
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,199
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    722
    Kudos:
    1354
    Bookmarks:
    267
    Hits:
    11787

    20 Jan 2018

  20. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Deadpool is a vampire vigilante mercenary out to save the world. And also to make money. Preferably while saving the world. Hey, maintaining an immortal lifestyle—deadstyle? Technically, he’s dead, isn’t he?—is hella expensive. Especially when you have a scarred, pitted face resembling moldy French cheese, and can’t seduce your way into silk sheets and creature comforts.

    Speaking of silk sheets, Wade’s are desperately cold and desperately lonely—cold because his circulation-free body does nothing to warm them, and lonely because, well, there’s no one else to warm them. Hasn’t been, for ages. And Wade’s all but lost hope of ever again finding a partner he might love.

    That begins to change when he meets a poverty-stricken human boy selling his virginity to the highest bidder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,485
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    315
    Kudos:
    1899
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    20612

    20 Jan 2018

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation