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    A while back I wrote a BroDave and I'd gotten comment asking about how things would go once Bro got tired f Dave as he get older. After I think a year or maybe two I've finally finished it. Over my phone so it's probably shit. Enjoy... Maybe?

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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

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    soul mate is defined in dictionaries as

    1 : a person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament

    2 : a person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs

    Have you ever thought you've found your soul mate?

    Soul mate, not in a sense as a lover but a brother, a sister or a friend, someone who understands you the most and the very person that keeps you sane when sanity is about to slip from your grasp.

    The very person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before.

    Have you found your Soul mate?

    oh, you did?

    me too,

    that's what I thought.

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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    Been playing too much Fallout 3. Woohoo. So here's Fallout 3 but with Jane Crocker.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    Everything sucks. Everything is ruined.

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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.

    John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.

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    Hybrids were a bit of a fairy tale — something children believed in and idolized and grew out of it as time passed. Like unicorns and fairies and dwarfs. They were half human, half animal, and they were rumored to hide themselves in the shadows of cities, sometimes the mysterious, dangerous depths of the woods.

    John Egbert never believed in them, but he's forced to when he catches a winged, pale teenage boy break into his house in the dead of the night.

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    This is exactly how Homestuck happened. Andrew Hussie simply wrote the story entirely incorrectly. (-:

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    Прошло чертовых двенадцать лет, и ты это понял после того, как утром посмотрел на себя в зеркало. Вернее, вчера вечером вы с отцом рассматривали старые фотки, на которых ты еще мелкий, и тебе где-то одиннадцать, или примерно так, и ты вдруг вспомнил, что у тебя были друзья. Крутые друзья по переписке.

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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend (at least).

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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