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    The date (relative to this new universe, at least) is April 13th, 2011, and the Players of a certain Game have just arrived.

    Your (newest) name is BONNIE and you hope this can be home.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were not expecting this.

    Your (current) name is LIL SEBASTIAN and you are excited to see Janeyjanejane again.
    Your name is JANE CROCKER and you are not actually surprised.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Dave's life is all in all shit. But John makes it just that bit better.

     

     

    ((The Major Character Death Warning isn't about John or Dave))

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    John wasn't a popular boy. The closest friend he had was his older sister, Jane. When summer comes one year and Jane starts working nearly daily John is left to his known devices. But perhaps it won't be as lonely as it seems, as the teenager meets people in the woods who will change his life - for better or for worse

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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    The Alpha Kids grow up in a Non-SBURB AU alongside each other in Houston, Texas, learning about themselves and what it's like to grow up.

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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Read by Simon.

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    Two has always been better than one in some cases. Two eyes, two ears. Two arms, two legs. Two heads. Two is always a match, especially when they cancel each other out.

    The hardships of realizing that is soon to come.

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    A story where Dave and Dirk are the trouble twins with a very interesting backstory that they have no idea what it's about. That and wow, brunette guys are hot and also very dangerous. Possibly attracting a lot of danger too. But who cares, nice asses is where it's at, right?

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    "There was one person who never came back. You miss them, you miss them a whole lot. You miss the big orange wings and fluffy feathers.

    You have Dave, but it's not the same.

    Sometimes Dave will ignore you when he can tell you're sad whenever you see him. You never mean for it to come across as rude, and he knows that, but you can tell he's hurt by it. Recently, things have gotten better, though.

    Until a day ago."

    Not revised, original version. See last chapter for more information.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    Technically, this story is about how John becomes a father for two adorable babies. These two babies so happen to be the strider bros, Dirk and Dave. I'm really bad a summaries and plus this is my first fic so please don't judge...

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    When John was enrolled at Hussie Boarding School For Boys, in sixth grade, he was awestruck by his enrapturing teacher Miss Serket and when she singles him out along with Tavros and Sollux for out-of-class work time he isn't sure what to think. He gets along more than fine with his roommate, and has fun with new friends, however, as his education progresses, he finds himself pulled into a world of manipulation and he doesn't know who to trust anymore. (This starts out as mostly witty banter and humor, but will become much darker)

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