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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    7/?
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    3
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    16
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    2
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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

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    Chapters:
    26/26
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    93
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    285
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    55
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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    8
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    89
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    1/10
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    6
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    496
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3765
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    910,869
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    516
    Kudos:
    568
    Bookmarks:
    134
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

    Language:
    English
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    64,265
    Chapters:
    15/40
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2393
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

    Series
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    English
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    31,092
    Chapters:
    19/35
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

    Language:
    English
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    63,101
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    255
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2702
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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    English
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    5,490
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
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    20
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    1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    English
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    32,961
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1029
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    5,196
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    380
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    English
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    18,336
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    24
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    56
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    8
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    1243
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    English
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    7,446
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    210
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

    Language:
    English
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    10,494
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    524
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    English
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    24,172
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2471
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,805
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2041

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