1 - 20 of 1141 Works in Dad

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you just save the ENTIRE UNIVERSE along with your friends.
    The only problem is that no one even knows because it pretty much NEVER HAPPENED.

    In which the kids finish the game and find that the timeline has restart to the day the game began and no one besides them has any idea what happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    13
  2. Tags
    Summary

    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,397
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    631
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    33
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,084
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2190
  5. Tags
    Summary

    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,673
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1873
  6. Tags
    Summary

    HSWC Bonus Round 1 fill:

    "Gamzee♥Jane

    Remember that time Gamzee embarrassed Jane in front of her dad by eating Dad's keys?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,094
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    19
  7. Tags
    Summary

    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,000
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2927
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Would it hurt to lose control just once? If you do can you stop before real damage is dealt. Old ghosts from Jake's past pay him a visit only they aren't ghost or there to make amends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    120
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,069
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    838
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,566
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3117
  11. Tags
    Summary

    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124,386
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    2051
    Bookmarks:
    544
    Hits:
    86674
  12. Tags
    Summary

    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,091
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2556
  13. Tags
    Summary

    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,346
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
  14. Tags
    Summary

    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,753
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1143
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,356
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    709
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,094
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    171
  17. Tags
    Summary

    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    26
  18. Tags
    Summary

    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,995
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    480
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    858,850
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    395
    Kudos:
    531
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    26776
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,583
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    7154

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation