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    DAVE: and in this new society we can safely recreate the human and troll races and figure out a way for everyone to coexist
    DAVE: then we party 24/7 for an eternity
    DAVE: im talkin some all out motherfuckin bananas jams
    DAVE: shits gonna be so far off the hook that there exists no adequate metaphor to describe the way shit and the hook are completely fuckin irreconcilable
    DAVE: and everything is dope forever the end

    After their canon story ends, a motley group of teens adjust to their new life. Heartache, introspection, and most importantly shenanigans ensue.
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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

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    Things have a tendency to pile up; work, school, funds, transphobic abusive bros, student loans and roommates that can't pick up their underwear. Luckily heros don't always come in spandex with laser vision. Sometimes they come in suits and fedoras.

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    You should have known better. You should have known better and you should have stopped this before it started.

    Hindsight is 20-20 and while you should have known better you still made the mistake that you're still paying for 4 years later.

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    8/?
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    The Beta Kids wonder what happened to the parents they don't have, and ask the ones they do, with mixed results.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

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    Post-Sburb. When Dave is returned to Bro after three years of absence, he's unsure how to act -- a short-lived coma has left him questioning how much of the past three years was reality. Bro, on the other hand, must keep the answers to his brother's questions as secrets -- not only to keep from further straining their relationship, but to keep the man who started it all from raising hell again.

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    4/?
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    Dad raised you to believe that honesty is the best policy, so it's okay for you to write these things all over the walls, it's okay to listen to the cackling voices, it's okay to hate yourself like this.

    After all, you're just being honest with yourself.

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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    7/?
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    The game is finally won. After more than three years of struggle, the survivors of SBURB have won a new universe, and a place where they can build a better world. But the struggle is far from over, and as they work to build new lives, they must prepare as best as they can for the impossible burden that fate has given them.

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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    8/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you don’t know what the universe wants from you

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    1
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    A jumble of itty bitty ficlets that are too short to post alone.

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    3/?
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    5/?
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    When Jane's Dad uproots their family from comfortable Washington state to the harsh unknowns of Texas, Jane struggles to adjust to her new life. It doesn't help that Jane isn't quite like her new classmates, and in a small homophobic town like this, different is one of the worst things a person can be, except for the kids who are outcasts themselves.

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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

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    Chapters:
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    42
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    3
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    Just a collection of Homestuck drabbles I'm writing to get myself more comfortable with the characters. Many of them will probably be set in a post-Game 'verse, so AUs from that will be mentioned.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    -Complete-

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    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
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    166
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    The new universe has finally been made. Everyone's ready to celebrate.

    And then Karkat just HAD to open his big mouth.

    "SO...NOW WHAT?"

    New universe drabbles. Partially inspired by a tumblr post. Post-victory relaxation.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    14
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    266

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