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    John, Dave, Jade, and Rose face another kind of apocalypse.

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    John's lying on the bed, his eyes wide as he stares at the ceiling. Tears pour down his bruised cheeks. His head is wrapped and so is his chest, you can see, underneath the thin nightgown he's wearing. You can see marks and bandages mar his pale skin. You feel like crying, and blink hard to keep those tears back. You clear your throat and step inside, trying to sound normal.

    "Hey Egderp." You voice cracks. Shit.

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    Dave gets a sugar daddy and discovers the truth

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    For the first time in his life, John goes to Texas to visit his cousin for vacation. He doesn't really want to go to in the first place. But as John meets Jade's countryside friends a.k.a her fellow members of the club of pricks, he thinks that maybe Texas isn't so bad after all.

    And it just so happens that after all the years, he falls madly in love with the most insufferable of all pricks, Dave Strider.

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    It was never supposed to go this far.

    Bro should have known when to quit when he had the chance.

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    Spin-off/crossover for Homestuck/High School Musical

    All of the original creators have copyright on the characters and storyline, I tweaked up little parts of the storyline but the original goes to Disney.

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    10/?
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    9/?
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    Prompt: write a four part fic spanning a year.
    I chose Johndave.
    Enjoy.

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    1/1
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you honestly hate life. So why haven't you given up yet?

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    5
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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

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    5/?
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    115
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    20
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    1106
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    7/?
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    45
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    14
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    449
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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    4/?
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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    3/?
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    14
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    30
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    8
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    270

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