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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    26,125
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1541
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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,980
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    722
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,031
    Chapters:
    10/20
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1328
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    145
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,671
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    249
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    Dave Strider, the new kid, meets a boy named John Egbert on his very first day of college. Things happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,044
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    547
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    John Egbert decided to write a letter to his Dad. Here it is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    John and Dave have been dating for a bit now. It's their one month anniversary and John has wanted to go to the aquarium. So Dave decides to put his irony aside, and surprise his boyfriend by taking him to his dream place.
    But it goes down hill when John surprises him with something too... Bad news.

    #TW Cursing #TW saddy sads #TW REAlly terrible sarcasm like wow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,920
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    96
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    Summary

    Everyone needs somewhere to go after their session goes wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362,735
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1392
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,996
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    161
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    John and Dave didn't break up; no, surely something in John's computer did instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    129
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,388
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    359
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    It was moment that turned Daves life upside down and crushed it into a million pieces.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    105
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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polygamous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,822
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4184
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    You give up on trying to stop your feelings for him and just fall in love with him completely.
    ~Actual excerpt from the notes I keep~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,928
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    865
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    Summary

    An au where everything is the same except the beta kids never played SBURB.

    John finds out that he is going to be visiting Dave down in Texas for part of the summer and that includes meeting the alleged Bro Strider, of whom John only knows from the times that he walked into screen shot while Dave and John were video chatting a few times. Against Johns better instincts and judgment, he is attracted to and intends to pursue Daves older brother, whom is probably somewhere around the age of 30, while in Texas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,891
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1152
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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,584
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1669
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    Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. In which humans and trolls can successfully reproduce. (Vriska is equivalent to 19 years in this, which I guess counts as teenage pregnancy)

    Same AU as I'd Only Choose You (happens about a year after). Karezi as a major side pairing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,088
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1076
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    Summary

    The soft click of the clock was really the only thing Vriska could pay attention to. The voice of the teacher was blocked out by her own thoughts as she waited for the final minutes of class, the final minutes of the school day.
    She just wanted to go home.
    Who knew being a exchange student from Mexico would be so, infuriating?
    Well, at least she had her sister to look forward to talking with…….
    Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,319
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    171

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