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    ==> Be the sad kid
    ==> You; be the albino kid

    Inabilities to RECOLLECT. Dreams of FREEDOM. Avoiding light, avoiding people, avoiding yourself. Growing up and simply acknowledging TRUE LOVE.

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    English
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    12/12
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    2
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    were running out of food
    the sun is dimming
    and i cant fucking do this anymore.

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    English
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    259
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    132
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    91,114
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    2939
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    John is a pole dancer at a night club in a run down part of town, working as hard as he can to try and save his father from cancer.
    Dave is a man looking to please, not really. He's a man trying to help a buddy out to save his dad, by slipping him things, not bad things though.

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    English
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    679
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    English
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    5,653
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    245
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    Joan Egbert gets fed up with being Joan, and comes out to her dad as John.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    42
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
    English
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    196,568
    Chapters:
    54/?
    Comments:
    569
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    10082
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

    Series
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    English
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    15,001
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    503
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,098,528
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    774
    Kudos:
    788
    Bookmarks:
    175
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    42153
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    11,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    101
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    Basically following John and Dave as they grow up and therefore go on the road to discovering who they are. Or something like that.

    Language:
    English
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    13,050
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,262
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    5960
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,544
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4030
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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    428
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    Set in medieval ages with magic, potions, and monsters. John is the son of a duke and heir to his duchy, Dave is a knight and the duke's champion, Jade is the hold's apothecary and John's magic mentor, and Rose is the arcane advisor to the duke. Together, they discover something that will change the world and possibly destroy it.

    Language:
    English
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    10,869
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    33
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    Mermaids are dangerous creatures that can change moods very quickly and don't fair well with humans.
    A mermaids' bite can signify three things:- 1) They bit you out of distrust/self-defense and then they released a small poison into you.The area where they bit would start to turn purple until it eventually rots, you die, or the bite just leaves you feeling sick for a week. 2)They bit you softly on purpose on the right side of your neck.This means that they trust you for now. The area where they bit glows silver a little at night. And 3)If a Mermaid bites you on the left side of your neck,sucks and licks the wound clean then they have chosen you to be their mate, or think that you would be a suitable mate. That bite wound glows red at night.

    John is just too curious for his own good and ends up befriending a grouchy merman. This ends up getting him in quite a lot of trouble. John you dumbass. You never turn your back on the body. EVER. (Mermaid AU~)

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    English
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    2,255
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    220
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

    Language:
    English
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    59,590
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6280
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    When a down on her luck Dersite Roxy Lalonde accidentally saves the life of a nicely dressed girl in an expensive red scarf and thousand-dollar diamonds, she is unwittingly thrown into a glittering Prospitian world of riches and luxury. However, such things come at a price, and Jane Crocker isn’t exactly the straightforward and innocent dame she appears to be…

    Starring magical shenanigans, gang warfare, creatures from The Furthest Ring, Consorts Rights Activists (CRA, for short) and murder mysteries.

    Language:
    English
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    17,096
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    513
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
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    134,673
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    250
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4425
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    Go to school they said, it'll be fun they said. Well, whoever "they" are, they are a bunch of assholes. Drama, relationships, gossip. Ah, just your typical Highschool....and middleschool. Except with more violence, drama, confusion and blood, lots of it. Yikes! Well, highschool is difficult...especially when it's mixed up with a bunch of middleschoolers and everyone is secretly Gay or bi. Except for Cronus. Not!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,730
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    79

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