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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    127,035
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3614
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    Read it?
    The first few chapters is me playing around with POV's

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    7,368
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    181
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    97,370
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3927
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    When a down on her luck Dersite Roxy Lalonde accidentally saves the life of a nicely dressed girl in an expensive red scarf and thousand-dollar diamonds, she is unwittingly thrown into a glittering Prospitian world of riches and luxury. However, such things come at a price, and Jane Crocker isn’t exactly the straightforward and innocent dame she appears to be…

    Starring magical shenanigans, gang warfare, creatures from The Furthest Ring, Consorts Rights Activists (CRA, for short) and murder mysteries.

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    English
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    12,457
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    334
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    (Humanstuck DaveKat)
    Karkat lives alone.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird.
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that...)
    (Spoiler: Karkat is his cousin)
    (Okay yeah that's not really a spoiler)

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')

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    English
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    11,508
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    562
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    (( Feeling a little creative. EH. Pepsicola is fucking boss okay c: ))

    John was starting out his second year in highschool, but wasn't excited for the pour out of bullies whom followed him daily. Dave Strider, the "cool kid", and new kid into 10th grade takes a quick liking to the dorky male, learning the pains behind the wide smile and buck teeth.

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    4,471
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    145
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    173,224
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    442
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    8465
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    What would have happened if the kids' games had not worked on their computer, and every disk crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children, especially when it's not what's best for their children.

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    English
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    22,463
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    434
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    37,456
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3316
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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
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    A short pesterlog based off a hilarious encounter I had on msparp.

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    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    174
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    John remembers a pair of eyes that spark his curiosity for Vampires. What happens when the same pair of eyes are seen again when they start their new semester at school?

    **NSFW**

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    English
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    9,862
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    513
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    1,053,436
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    700
    Kudos:
    732
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    39222
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    So this all came about because I wondered what would happen if everybody was in the mob. This is what would happen apparently. It's just a bunch of dabbles and short fics about the cast and what happens when you give a bunch of goobers weapons training and a lack of moral standards. Enjoy CrewStuck!

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    English
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    2,607
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    44
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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    English
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    54,759
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4640
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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,565
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    203
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    There exists a different timeline where John accepts Jade’s offer to jump through her and join Dave, Karkat, and the others on their three year journey on the meteor. Through some twist in the fabric of time, space and at least three other metaphorical abstractions, John and Karkat become boyfriend…matesprit… things and do boyfriend-matesprit stuff. Now suddenly Karkat isn’t feeling well? Both species will end up learning a few things that they may not have wanted to about Troll Biology.

    Also contains weird bullshit science, gratuitous switching of POV, weird game mechanics, teenagers totally having sex, prankster shenanigans, dumb kids being dumb, stupid portmanteau words where I try to be clever, and many other things that may or may not have to do with alien boy pregnancy. Tags specific to the chapter will be listed in beginning notes!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,851
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    9232
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    When "growing pains" in Dave's hip turn out to be something far more serious, Bro and the kids are thrown for a loop.

    A leisurely, multi-POV series of snapshots tracing the trajectory of Dave's gradual decline.

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    English
    Words:
    8,157
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    508
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    John is entering his first year of High school, and like any freshman during the 1950s', he is scared out of his mind. This all changes when he gets paired up with one of the scariest kids in school, Dave Strider, who teaches him the ins and outs on 'how to be cool'. But what will happen when the two of them get pulled into something they'd never even expected? And more importantly, will they ever actually pass Chemistry 9?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,219
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    141
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,749
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2376

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