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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    6/?
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    Dave is the son of Hephaestus and gets dropped off at totally not a Camp Half-Blood rip off

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    There is a hunter encampment run by Dadbert near a demon hive run by the Striders. Demon Dirk and Dave meet John and Jake in the woods one day, unfortunately John and Jake are hunters, ready to kill off demons on sight. Could these men become unlikely friends? Or will they stay enemies forever?

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    5/?
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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

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    17/?
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    13/?
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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    3/?
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    29/?
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    "Your useless flailing has knocked the monitor off the desk and onto your head. Now, it may be you brand new concussion seeing things, but it looks like there is text forming across the screen.

    Isaac and his bros lived alone in a small apartment in a highrise. Isaac kept to himself, drawing comics with his big bro and playing with puppets while his bigger bro mixed tracks from Christian broadcasts into his D.J. sets ironically. Life was simple, and they all were happy. That is, until bigger bro heard a voice from beside him…

    Ok, yeah, you can work with that."

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    3/?
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    John Carter Egbert is a full time art student at Callaghan University in Skaia City, South Dakota. Why the heck he would go to South Dakota for college is a question no one bothers to ask as everyone who goes there would have to ask themselves that very question. In John's figure drawing class, he meets an unusual teen like himself- except he wasn't a student, at least, not in that class. Dave Elizabeth Strider was a part time journalism student, part time odd jobs kid... And he just so happens to have the job of modeling.

    John didn't expect to meet such a character like Dave at a college in South Dakota- maybe in a college like his cousin's in California, but not South Dakota. Needless to say, this school year was going to be interesting, especially with the 3 rules his father gave him: pass your classes, don't do drugs, and don't bang girls.

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    4/?
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    The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.

    Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.

    Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.

    Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.

     

    If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and three days ago it was your 13th birthday. It was also three days ago that you began your Epoch of Transmutation.
    Now, nothing will ever be the same as it was before.

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    4/?
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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    2/?
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    An alcoholic woman who was never cut out to be a mother falls in love with makeup saleswoman Jane Crocker, and loses her, a fate she is always doomed to.

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    John and Nepeta grew up together, same town, same school. middle school brought changes that caused a dumb nerd to study and worry about a normally happy girl. high school brings up traumatic events that was said to be in the past. an unlikely friendship occurs and with it angst. why was he drawn to the basement? he had no idea what was in store.

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    Real. This felt so real. He could feel his heartbeat in his fingertips, feel the damp earth’s springy give beneath his shoes. Dave was a monster and his brother was a monster and John was going to die.

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    2/?
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    My name is Dave Strider, and I am in love with my best friend.

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    1/1
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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    Chapters:
    4/25
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    9
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    119
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    15
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