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    Jake is a small-time thief
    Dave is the boy that's swept off his feet.
    They're basically sorta bonnie and clyde sorta thing.

    This is based off the song, 'All the stars in texas' by ludo, and in the notes at the end of each little chapter I will post the part of the song that the chapter pertains to! So read that!!

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    This is the collection of the crackiest ships i could come up with. Hussie would be proud of me.

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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    Karkat is bullied and meets someone the next day.
    (I'm not good at summary :^p)

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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Currently being re-written under the name Breathe.

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    A cure to cancer goes horribly wrong, killing more than just the illness. Bro Strider and John Egbert are two immune people who happen to run into each other after all their loved ones have died. All they've got is each other as the world is ending around them and there is nothing they can do to prevent it.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    It was never supposed to go this far.

    Bro should have known when to quit when he had the chance.

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Complete)

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    Dave Strider is the coolest kids in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and everyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.

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    John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    I’m looking after my little sister and she’s walking on the wall of your garden and you came out to shout at us" AU

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    Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.

    ((CURRENT AGENDA: Rewriting main story, "Trivial Fursuits"; Uploading "Journal of Prof. J. English, Master Hunter" into the series.))

    -Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and Unwanted Free Ugly Troll-

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    Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.

    "'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.

    "You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"

    Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:

    "'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"

    ((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))

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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

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    John Egbert never asked to be born. Some days he wondered if it would be better if he wasn't. Of course it would have been, his mother would be alive and his father would be happy. Maybe his father wouldn't hit John if his wife was still here. Maybe he wouldn't have killed himself either. And then maybe John wouldn't be stuck in this shitty apartment.

    Dave Strider still remembers the car crash that killed his parents. It haunts him on a nightly basis. And his older brother, who has taken the responsibility of raising him, hasn't exactly been helpful. Especially when he decides to adopt a boy named John Egbert, the son of a old friend who had a tragic accident.

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