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    Humans are pets. Felonies, to be exact. Shop lifting is one thing, but assault and parking tickets are another. It's all in your record. Felonies are over flowing prisons, and even though prisons make money off of their sorry asses, they could be making quick cash. By selling them off, of course.

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    3
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    22/?
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    136
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    16
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    2012
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    You pretend that you don't exist because it's much easier than dealing with the present.

    [post sburb. earth c. kinda not canon compliant.]

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    2
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    "Your useless flailing has knocked the monitor off the desk and onto your head. Now, it may be you brand new concussion seeing things, but it looks like there is text forming across the screen.

    Isaac and his bros lived alone in a small apartment in a highrise. Isaac kept to himself, drawing comics with his big bro and playing with puppets while his bigger bro mixed tracks from Christian broadcasts into his D.J. sets ironically. Life was simple, and they all were happy. That is, until bigger bro heard a voice from beside him…

    Ok, yeah, you can work with that."

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    7/?
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    5
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    31/?
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    In which the Homestuck characters live in a alternate universe and go to school at Skaia High,home of the mighty Bullfrogs!
    I do not own Homestuck or any of these characters,they belong to Andrew Hussie!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    30
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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    13506
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    *gaSPU*
    I LIVE

     

    Okay, so, a sad notice. This was a very popular fanfiction of mine and it was at 799 hits. That was so much for me, I was so excited. And then I accidentally deleted it, it was terrible. I never felt more heartbroken. I took a very long time off from ao3, but now I'm back and I still have everything.

    So, I'm reposting. I'll add more tags as I go along.

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    6/?
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    6
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    3
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    388
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    In a universe where just about everyone sees in black and white until first contact with their Soul Mate, Dirk Strider doesn't really understand when he walks into someone and they ask him if he sees the colours. Striders have always seen in colour. Of course, that doesn't mean he can ignore how hot the male feels when they touch.

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    4/?
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    11
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    Bro thought hipsters were the worst part of his day, until some snobby rich kid decided to start fucking with him. What happens next finds Bro drafted into the war between self control and crippling desire. And he's not sure which side he should be on.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    174
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    432
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    70
    Hits:
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    Your name is Jane Egbert, and you are eight years old. Today your father sits you down on the sofa, his pipe in his mouth and informs you that your grandmother has died. You look at the jar of ashes on the mantlepiece and think that this is not news to you.

    “No, Jane,” he tells you, “your other grandmother. Your mother’s mother.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    56
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    2
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    One shots in John's POV. First 2 chapters are out of order though

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    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    611
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    When his best friend anounce him he discovered himself a younger brother, John really couldn't have imagined it'd evolve this way.

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    Rose accidentally gets pregnant...WITH JOHNS CHILD???!!! Then a few years later John meets Karkat and they fall in love. There's memes, really gay Karkat, and beautiful Johnkat.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    3/?
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    It should have been alright. You won! You finally got to go home, after three long years.

    But three long years of having bigger things to worry about than your own personal shit and suddenly having no distractions whatsoever can really fuck a kid up.


    A post-SBURB thing I came up with because I see so much angsty stuff for, say, Dave and Karkat, but what about John? Causing the apocalypse, losing his dad, dying twice, and constantly fighting for his life, all on his birthday, and then never talking about it??? Yeah, I'd say that's pretty much the perfect recipe for some angsty shit right there.

    aka john finally has to deal with the fact that he never actually grieved over his dad.

    I'm also not exactly sure how to rate this??? There's no nsfw so I'm just gonna keep it at teen and up and call it good.

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    2/?
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    19
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    327
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    There is a hunter encampment run by Dadbert near a demon hive run by the Striders. Demon Dirk and Dave meet John and Jake in the woods one day, unfortunately John and Jake are hunters, ready to kill off demons on sight. Could these men become unlikely friends? Or will they stay enemies forever?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    28
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    4
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    542
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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    English
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    59,752
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    51
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    311
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    48
    Hits:
    3662
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    32,025
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    16
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1110

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