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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    7/?
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    76
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    7
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    41/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    970
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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    71
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    11
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    72
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    52
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    13
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    596
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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

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    Chapters:
    6/7
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    259
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    57
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    18,475
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    30
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    44
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    6
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    830
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    18
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    The calendar hangs on the wall.
    You thought you’d ripped it off when it no longer became relevant.
    April.
    You look at the scratched off numbers.
    Twelve wasn’t scratched off yet.
    You remember excitedly scratching off the twelve very well.
    You frown.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    61
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    12
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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    66
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    155
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1946
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    Your name is John Egbert and you honestly hate life. So why haven't you given up yet?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
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    48
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    4
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    564
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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    12
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    75
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    18
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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    28
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    3
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    238
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    Welcome to my second Homestuck fanfiction! This crazy monstrosity is a crossover between Homestuck and the 2014 video game South Park: The Stick of Truth and is a re-imagining of both universes. In this, all the characters are about 12-13 years old, and Sburb is not a real game, but instead a make believe one. The plot is simple: after "Sburb" is completed, the humans and trolls must find a new game to play. My inspiration for this was quite literally out of nowhere, but once I started thinking about it I couldn't stop. Karkat and Cartman can be pretty much alike sometimes with how angry they get and I just thought it was perfect, so I went from there. And here we are!

    If you've never played the game, don't worry; I won't be drawing too much inspiration from it or its plot. The basic structure and setting is all I'll need, and I'll outline the necessary details through the narration. So yeah, I hope you enjoy! I honestly have no idea how this is going to go, so I'm just gonna write away and see what happens. If you guys like it and want to see more, feel free to let me know in the comment section!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

    Language:
    English
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    75,146
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    354
    Kudos:
    701
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    10268
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    Have you COMPLETED your SBURB SESSION and created your brand-spanking new UNIVERSE? YES? Well then, have some CRUSHING ANGST served with it! (A most-likely collection of angst ficlets centering around various characters.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    13
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
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    10
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    177
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    Zombie apocalypse, told of Dave pov, but I'm debating doing a part for everyone if my phone doesn't delete it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,540
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    703

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