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    Summary

    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    17
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    1
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
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    38,538
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    45
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    116
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    21
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn on the way to their new home. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime. Working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    1/?
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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    251
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    10/?
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    12
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    47
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    11
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    96
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    217
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2647
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    Dad is glad then mad and Bro is just Bro

    Series
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    304
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    247
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    147
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    12
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    2445
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    John's in a hurry, Dave isn't going to say no. They're both distracted.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    18
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    260
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    26
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    37
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    6
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    296
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    58,666
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2816
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    383
    Kudos:
    519
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    126
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    26126
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    Sixteen children with crime-related powers are taken in by an institution run by the mysterious Condelle. (Humanstuck, Superpower AU)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    235
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    John's a sad lil one and Dave comes to cheer him up. As you may have noticed, they go camping. It's sorta cute and fluffy and sad and I dont even know.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
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    1
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    120
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    13 years after the death of John Egbert, strange rumors started coming out of the town of Skaia. Upon hearing the new myths from her old town, an up and coming author, Rose Lalonde, flies down to check it out. After the ghost stories start carrying a lot more weight than she had anticipated, Rose calls some old friends and acquires the help of some odd teenagers in an attempt to get to the bottom of the whole ordeal.

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    1/?
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    John does what he has to.

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    There is a distinct lack of 'new' in the life of John Egbert, Jade Harley, Rose Lalonde, and Dave Strider. Lots of abnormal, yes, a bit too much. Weird, of course. But new? No, no, it's just been them four since they were born. And, of course, Jake, John's little brother.
    When Jade finds an injured boy, coated in bright red blood, hiding the woods, well, it's very new indeed.
    She brings the odd, gray-skinned kid back to their mansion under the title of 'the Cherry Bomb Boy I just found in the woods!'
    Slowly, they piece together his story, full of twists and self-betrayal. A tragedy.
    What some can't get over is that this all happened in the woods, while they slept and complained and did the dishes. Others, that he ran by himself, caused himself to bleed. And yet one more, that wow the mutant weirdo thing is hot.
    Despite all this, the troll still has friends and family, scouring to find him. Or, find his 'useless piece of shit corpse, half-rotted and full of fucking grubbeasts, stained a vibrant nightmarish red.'
    They know he has to go back.
    The trolls know they might not get him.
    No one knows what happens when the Cherry Bomb finally blows.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    606
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    22
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    **I'm unsure whether this story will be continued but might as well try this first** I really suck at summaries.

    I wouldn't say that it's VERY violent, but there are spurts of violence from John.

    A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself.
    Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him.
    PepsiCola Psycho!John EgbertXDave Strider

    This is my story on fanfiction.net and on deviantart.
    I just decided to put the story on here for others to read if they wish

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,247
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    925
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,256
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    108
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    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,381
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    584

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