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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Off Hiatus- Hoping to Update Regularly on Sundays Again

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Dave is a mess living with his mother, sisters, and stepfather. He keeps himself composed for the most part.

    Dirk just wants to see his younger brother genuinely be happy again.

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    The players of Sburb have won the game. All dead players came to life, including the Ancestors, who either became a eldest sibling or a parent. All lusii became pets of sorts or a parent, depending. All sprite became their own person, whether it be a twin of a player, or just a sibling of one. They were victorious. But there's one hitch about their glorious victory, their amazing triumph...

    They don't remember a thing.

    They live in their new Universe, on Earth, all existing as humans. The trolls had become humans, the cherubs became human. Everyone fit into this planet perfectly now, with their own flaws and perfections. They all have gone their own ways, but stayed close to each other. They're like a family in themselves, supporting each other and helping each other. But ever since Dave has begun to get nightmares about some strange place, bloody fights between weird green skull muscle guys, a weird fish queen thing, and two chess piece men (1 looked WAY too much like Bec), everyone's been treating him like he's insane. Not to mention how he can somehow mess with time.

    Little does he know those dreams were real, and they are all gods of this universe, with powers of unspeakable magnitude.

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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are a vlogger. This year you are finally going to vid-con to meet your fans and do a couple panels. When put on stage your paired up with.... What do you guess. A dorky dude with glassed and a ghost busters shirt. You have to work together to really rock the show. Videos with this dude happen a lot and Dave cant help but feel a bit more than friendship for this dork in blue sweatshirts.

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    John and Dave have been planning this for months, saving up money and having John come over to Dave's place. The day goes perfect so far...

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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    In which Dave and Karkat awkwardly (initially) interact with one another, then get to know each other better and then they f**k or something along the lines of that, Rose is Dave’s non-ecto sister in this AU and there will be rosemary, John/Nepeta might be a thing, so many possibilities.
    I’m a big fan of other fanfics and if someone accuses me of stealing an idea or blatantly including elements, it’s because I really like their ideas and find the premise generic enough and I will give props to them if someone tells me to. I’ll try to make a habit of making chapters at least 2000 words each and I’ll probably let you guys know a bit about me in every end note.

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    He's so strange. He's cute, fun. But his experiments, or as he calls them, 'patients ' are hella fucked up.

    You're name is Dave Strider and you are very conflicted over a cute boy.

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    The first of two Potterstuck series. The other will follow along the plot line of a group RP I will hopefully be joining, whereas this will be following along the events of my own personal headcanons! The first chapter is just telling you everyone's name and house and other stuff like that, it's really just informative about the characters, and the second is actual story stuff.

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    Your name is James Egbert.

    You work in CrockerCorp Tower's finance department.

    You're a single father.

    And there's something undeniably weird going on.

     

    - Prequel to DOWN, can be read in any order without much bearing on the story -

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    John is running errands for his dad when he encounters someone from the other world and wants to try his hand at adventure and exploration. It doesn't go according to his plans or anyone else's, which gains the freedom of an expected ally.

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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    19/?
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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    Space, the final frontier. Well, sort of. You see, Time is as vast as Space, so they’re both considered the final frontier. At least until it was discovered that there was a fifth dimension of Probability but that’s irrelevant to the story.

    What is relevant is the fact that in our universe, two species were in a universal war with each other. The Gems vs The Trolls. If you’re reading this story, chances are you know who they are already but I’ll explain them anyways. The gems are a non-organic, factory made species ruled by four uber ge- wait, it’s three not four apparently. When did that happen? Oh well. Next we have the trolls. A bunch of organic assholes who think that blood color decides your fate. They’re ruled by a space queen who never heard of breath mints before. Now these two species were fighting over control of the universe, which is pretty stupid because if you tried to control the entire universe you’d probably die of stress or greed. They didn’t figure this out though so they fought each other for control. Anyways, one such place was a planet called Earth.

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    This is the collection of the crackiest ships i could come up with. Hussie would be proud of me.

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    14/?
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