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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    21/?
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    227
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    39
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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

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    English
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    28,131
    Chapters:
    15/23
    Comments:
    8
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    735
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    Dad Egbert- or was it Crocker? Wakes up alive again in a whole new world. What is he to do when John and Jane bring home a couple of purple blooded friends? Why, befriend their father, Grant Highbrood, of course!

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    2,998
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    22
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    John just wants his old life back. A time without the constant fear of death and failure. A time with his old home, his old room. A time to be with his dad again.

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    482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    21
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    115,041
    Chapters:
    47/?
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    443
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    270
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    5028
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    115,375
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    229
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    31
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    5215
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    English
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    91,440
    Chapters:
    84/91
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    834
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    Technically, this story is about how John becomes a father for two adorable babies. These two babies so happen to be the strider bros, Dirk and Dave. I'm really bad a summaries and plus this is my first fic so please don't judge...

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    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    Sleepovers are all fun and games until you realize your best friend's sister is hot as balls

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    635
    Kudos:
    428
    Bookmarks:
    67
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    John is a pole dancer at a night club in a run down part of town, working as hard as he can to try and save his father from cancer.
    Dave is a man looking to please, not really. He's a man trying to help a buddy out to save his dad, by slipping him things, not bad things though.

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    1,414
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    46
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    This is just the beginning to show you what ships are coming and the setting. Plus any troll who isn't on the list is human, and coming to have some *fun*.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    “My friend Dave says his brother would let him come and visit this summer if its OK with you.” James’ amused smile fell and his eyes widened a little bit. Dave… His Dave… No.

     

    In which Dave makes a bad move and things happen because the writer is a really, REALLY, bad person.

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    English
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    2,084
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    94
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    95,804
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    61
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    226
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    3290
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    (Was Originally Darkest Dreamers)
    Jake English has been hunting demons since he was a child, but he's never dealt with a demon like Dirk Strider.
    Dirk Strider has been avoiding humans since his older brother was killed, but he's taken a liking to a certain persistent hunter.
    For a year, Jake has done his best to track the Strider down, but he can never seem to pinpoint his location during the daytime. It's become infuriating, so Jake has to take what he's given and hunt Dirk in his element- at night. And for a year he's managed to merely run in place, as none of their scraps ever lead toward one of their victories. That is, until Jake makes the dire mistake of underestimating his enemy, and finds himself trapped; unarmed and exhausted with nothing but a charm at his disposal.
    John Egbert has been planning a trip to surprise his cousin Jake a few days before his birthday, and finds the dueling pair just in time.
    With a high class demon after Jake, John convinces him to let him stay for the winter, reasoning that two hunters are better than one, but with Dirk's mind set solely on catching Jake, protecting his older cousin is going to be harder than John had originally anticipated.

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    English
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    42,127
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    177
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1738
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    When a down on her luck Dersite Roxy Lalonde accidentally saves the life of a nicely dressed girl in an expensive red scarf and thousand-dollar diamonds, she is unwittingly thrown into a glittering Prospitian world of riches and luxury. However, such things come at a price, and Jane Crocker isn’t exactly the straightforward and innocent dame she appears to be…

    Starring magical shenanigans, gang warfare, creatures from The Furthest Ring, Consorts Rights Activists (CRA, for short) and murder mysteries.

    Language:
    English
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    17,551
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    621
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    One day Elizabeth decides she's had enough of hiding
    She's done with it
    No more forced gender
    No more Elizabeth
    It's Dave now
    And he's running away to his best friend for help

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,866
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    258
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    Pretty much Dave needs to decide what he wants. Oh, also this is posted on Wattpad as well, but no one really seems to use that so... :)

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    English
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    3,628
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    Because I am soulmate au trash.

    You can figure out the plot from the tags.

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    English
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    1,519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    225
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    Set in medieval ages with magic, potions, and monsters. John is the son of a duke and heir to his duchy, Dave is a knight and the duke's champion, Jade is the hold's apothecary and John's magic mentor, and Rose is the arcane advisor to the duke. Together, they discover something that will change the world and possibly destroy it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,382
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    42

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