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    Humans are pets. Felonies, to be exact. Shop lifting is one thing, but assault and parking tickets are another. It's all in your record. Felonies are over flowing prisons, and even though prisons make money off of their sorry asses, they could be making quick cash. By selling them off, of course.

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    18/?
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    12
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    62
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    4
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    21
    Kudos:
    40
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    8
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    “My friend Dave says his brother would let him come and visit this summer if its OK with you.” James’ amused smile fell and his eyes widened a little bit. Dave… His Dave… No.

     

    In which Dave makes a bad move and things happen because the writer is a really, REALLY, bad person.

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    English
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    2/2
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    5
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    58
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    4
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    It's a rabbit hole of fucked up and it only gets worse from here. Remember to smile as you fall.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    20
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    1
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    136
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    288
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    37
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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    45
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    20
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    English
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    133,859
    Chapters:
    26/?
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    177
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2574
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    33/33
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    Bookmarks:
    314
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    A Dave Strider fan fiction in the second person. (This is my first time sort of writing in second person so I hope it's well executed.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A series of vignettes on Homestuck and the seven (six actually) deadly sins.

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    7/?
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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    English
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    22,554
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Things happen in this. They include:

    1. The kids becoming Pokemon Trainers.

    2. The Ancestors creating the Multiverse and all of the Pokemon including Legendaries and Ultra Beasts.

    3. Caliborn runs Team Felt.

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    Chapters:
    3/19
    Comments:
    2
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    In January, 1999, four kids break down in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere, U.S.A. during a major snowstorm. With no car, no cash, and no sign of a break in the storm, they get help from a group of four psychopathic hicks who lure them in by offering to fix their car up.

    The problem? They only kidnap three of the kids.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    4
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    Continuation of Guardian Angels Do Exist.

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    English
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    1/1
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    “Ever since a near death experience as a child, I’ve had the ability to see ghosts. From that moment on, I’ve decided to use this gift to speak to the spirits of the dead...”

    Aradia has a gift.
    And a YouTube series.

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    English
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    3,754
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    Русский
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    55,674
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    36
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    John never really knew that he was blessed. Everyone else had a patron but not him. Not that he minds though. Until at his ceremony, he finds out that even gods can be late.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    64
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    "The house object goes from green to white, John is the one to approach it. He reaches a hand out to open the door, blue sparks seem to pull him closer, almost like a magnet. He pushes the door open and there it is, the new world."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    English
    Words:
    7,801
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    181

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