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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    It's the spring of 2009, and Karkat Vantas, senior student at Skaia High, has never fit in. But one day they meet the almighty (and bitchy) clique of girls, The Alternians, and perform a favor for them, requesting only one thing back - popularity. Will things truly be beautiful, or will Karkat end up as a dead troll walking?

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    These ficlets will not make sense without having read Sunlightverse.

    1) Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos
    2) Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.
    3) Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.
    4) eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?
    5) Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.
    6) Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels
    7) Bonus sequel for eridan<3<nepeta
    8) Dirk & Nepeta, sequel to 2
    9) Jane & Feferi about Psii
    10) Dave & Signless about Karkat & Psii - sequel to 9

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    "Your useless flailing has knocked the monitor off the desk and onto your head. Now, it may be you brand new concussion seeing things, but it looks like there is text forming across the screen.

    Isaac and his bros lived alone in a small apartment in a highrise. Isaac kept to himself, drawing comics with his big bro and playing with puppets while his bigger bro mixed tracks from Christian broadcasts into his D.J. sets ironically. Life was simple, and they all were happy. That is, until bigger bro heard a voice from beside him…

    Ok, yeah, you can work with that."

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    It is not often that Dave Strider, sunglass-wearing stoic teenager and definitive psychopath, shows any hint of positive emotion.
    And it's all because of that infuriating teen with his perfect looks and charm. It drove Dave crazy.

    He just wanted John by his side.

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    It's been 413 years since the first repoered quirk. Now almost everyone has a quirk of some kind. These power can only develop up until someones 13 birthday. John Egbert is an extremly late bloomer having developed his powers only a month ago on his thirteen birthday. Now he hopes to live up to his family tradition and become a great hero. (sorry I suck at summarys. Bascially john just got his quirk and is struggling to controll it. he and all his friends are traing to be heros at Sburb Academy. I hope you enjoy.)

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    dave and john are high schoolers... they try to help each other but end up falling apart

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    Karkat Vantas is running away from his life on Alternia. Like many lowbloods and even some highbloods, they have heard that Earth, a newly conquered planet, is a safe haven from The Imperial Condescendence and her ways. Through various hardships he is able to get to Earth, learning about it's culture and even it's problems. But soon enough a cool kid named Dave Strider came into his life and fucked up everything.

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    As the city of Skaia is torn apart by a war between a preacher and a drug lord/cult leader, is SGAME (the popular new mmorpg) really that important?

    yes. yes it is.

    ch1> be the shouting mexican child
    ch2>???

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    --DISCONTINUED - LATEST CHAPTER EXPLAINS WHY--

    karkat vantas, being of somewhat sound mind and body, decides to help out dave, a friend of a friend-friend who appears to be in need. just one night, that couldn't hurt anything. karkat soon after gets an ache to help more, though.

    meanwhile, dave strider is finding the pressures of homelessness increasingly difficult to cope with. it's the middle of winter, the wet season is near, and this begins to bring bad tidings for a street performer who relies on his very intelligent pet cat.

    --DISCONTINUED - LATEST CHAPTER EXPLAINS WHY--

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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    And James Egbert has to take care of him.

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    A collection of short fics from geistygeist.tumblr.com, volume 2!

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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    John Egbert has been placed into a program where he can learn to understand and control his powers. New friends are made, as well as future enemies.

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    4/?
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    Chapters:
    14/15
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    103
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    17
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    1719

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