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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    These are the backstories for the various characters appearing in HSW. A picture of the character is given at the beginnings of their backstory. Most backstories have a short window into the character's life in the past. All historical events(except the secret government stuff and the Crusades) are actual events that happened and included stuff as described. I have made a family tree, which will be partially shown in the last chapter. Some of it will be removed because spoilers.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    There's this boy at school.
    He's never present for a full week.
    Sometimes he will be gone for a week.
    If only you knew why.

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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.

    Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.

    Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.

    Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.

     

    If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...

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    À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds.
    John Egbert has been sick for days and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in John's bedroom, which contains several secrets that have been put together for years. Psycho!John/Dave. Blood and gore warning.
    I'm terrible with summaries c:
    Disclaimer: The idea of psycho John came from role plays with PepsiRabbit
    ***UPDATES APPROXIMATELY TWICE A WEEK, ONCE IF I'M BUSY***

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    Gold for the master,
    Silver for the maid,
    Copper for the craftsman
    Cunning in his trade.
    “Good!” Said the Baron,
    Proud inside his hall.
    “But iron - cold iron - is master of them all!”

    -Bruce Lee
    A feudal sci-fi tale.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

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    Dave and John have been friends for the longest time, and over the years, they always find themselves visiting the beach together. This year, the first year they spend a month at the beach alone, Dave tells John about how he wants to be a dude.

     

    Based on a tumblr post, but made gayer
    I take requests so drop one of you'd like!

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    John and Dave have been bestfriends since they were in 3rd grade. You could never separate them and when one was alone the other wasn’t that far behind. Over the course of time Dave starts to see some changes in himself and his best ‘bro.’ Like the fact that John is way shorter than he is, or the way that Dave wants to make Egbert his.

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    John saves a small orange sprite from freezing out in the woods.

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    karkat vantas, being of somewhat sound mind and body, decides to help out dave, a friend of a friend-friend who appears to be in need. just one night, that couldn't hurt anything. karkat soon after gets an ache to help more, though.

    meanwhile, dave strider is finding the pressures of homelessness increasingly difficult to cope with. it's the middle of winter, the wet season is near, and this begins to bring bad tidings for a street performer who relies on his very intelligent pet cat.

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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    —is the color of the ocean he sails on, the color of the bluejay that sings day and night in your garden, the color of your eyes that he loves so.

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    [[Here is a Homestuck Fanfiction, however, non-fans can read this, too. Since I would be introducing characters from square one.]]
    John Egbert, the brother of Jade Harely, has several questions. Why does his sister and him have different surnames, and yet they are in the same family? Why do 36 people at his school are zodiac crazes, and their birthdate is the start of their favourite zodiac? Why does he see the numbers "413" practically everywhere? Why does he see spirographs of a long forgotten game everywhere he turns? Why does he have an uncontrollable urge to embrace the strong wind on stormy days? Why does he play unknown songs he has never heard before on his piano?

    John may consider himself crazy, but as a new teacher comes to this school and he has started this new experience as a college student along with his close friends, John begins to realise that everything is much more complicated than it seems.

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    “Dave, just know, Derrick would never hurt you okay?” He whispered softly, looking into the boys wide eyes. Noticing more blood dripping from his nose as he nodded. He reached forward to wipe it away, only to be stopped by a soft growl, and a small gasp. Dave was shaking, eyes wide with shock as he stared past his oldest brother. Red eyes locked with golden. One belonging to a little boy, barley five years old, the other to a blonde wolf. Who’s fur smelt of honey, and pelt shinned in the moonlight. To the boys dismay, his brother pulled away, circling to stand behind him. Dave backed into his brothers legs, feeling exposed and beyond scared. He felt blood rushing to his nose, dripping down his lips and chin as the scent hit him.

    “Bro..?”

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