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    An au where everything is the same except the beta kids never played SBURB.

    John finds out that he is going to be visiting Dave down in Texas for part of the summer and that includes meeting the alleged Bro Strider, of whom John only knows from the times that he walked into screen shot while Dave and John were video chatting a few times. Against Johns better instincts and judgment, he is attracted to and intends to pursue Daves older brother, whom is probably somewhere around the age of 30, while in Texas.

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    9,891
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1016
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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1632
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    21,474
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    922
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    708
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    52
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    Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. In which humans and trolls can successfully reproduce. (Vriska is equivalent to 19 years in this, which I guess counts as teenage pregnancy)

    Same AU as I'd Only Choose You (happens about a year after). Karezi as a major side pairing.

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    48,088
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1026
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

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    17,724
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1225
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    The soft click of the clock was really the only thing Vriska could pay attention to. The voice of the teacher was blocked out by her own thoughts as she waited for the final minutes of class, the final minutes of the school day.
    She just wanted to go home.
    Who knew being a exchange student from Mexico would be so, infuriating?
    Well, at least she had her sister to look forward to talking with…….
    Right?

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    3,319
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    126
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    101,559
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    4990
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    14
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    687,701
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    291
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    17384
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

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    8,394
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    24,540
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1653
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    19,055
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    65
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1391
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    John wakes up, freaks out, gets a pester message from a certain Haxor Girl and then everyone loses their shit in following chapters.

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    6,496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    641
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    It’s been rumored, across the land, of a cosplay group of four manly men so talented in their art, that they have never lost a competition at any convention. They are the Derse & Prospit Dreamers and it turns out they’re really not that great. Would you be shocked if I said they were actually a ton of flamboyant, dorky males with a shit ton of un-needed sass?

    Well you shouldn’t be.

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    2,126
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    97
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    A crow was perched on the window sill. It pauses mid tap when the curtains part and stares down at you with glossy black eyes and tilts its head to the side curiously. You're not sure what's weirder, that there were black circles on its feathers, around its eyes or that its feathers a bright shade of red. The answer would be neither. At least to you since you've seen this bird a billion times, the last of which would be this morning, right before the first bell when you split ways to go to your respective classes.

    The crow jerks its head up a little. Sup

    In which super teens skip super school because pshh who needs to learn how to save the world, let's leave that to the adults

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    5,999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    225
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    You give up on trying to stop your feelings for him and just fall in love with him completely.
    ~Actual excerpt from the notes I keep~

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    19,181
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    726
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    John is a Demon Hunter and Dave is an Agent of Hell, but that means they are actually on the same side, fighting in the long war against Sin. If only John knew what that meant. They'll fight alongside the Prince of Hell and a deranged Djinni to save the unsuspecting souls of Earth.

    A twist on the classic demonstuck that started as a silly little challenge and then grew a plot and ran. Ran far.

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    17,060
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    718
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    I have no explanation for this. Oh, wait, I do. Because YAOI

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    962
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    1
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    Everyone needs somewhere to go after their session goes wrong.

    Words:
    283,331
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1061

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