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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House.

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    36/?
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    Really bad at summaries, but everyone seems to keep chanting "Negative people live negative lives!" as if they aren't by doing that being negative against the person they're directed to?
    Anyway, Red Gay (who we will call Dave Strider for less confusement) is the schools darling, every girl wants him, every boy wants to hang with him in hopes of meeting some of the girls who want him, some other boys want him.
    One of said 'other boys' is the new kid (who happens to have, in record time of one week, made himself the new nerd/punchbag/nicknamed poor soul of the school.) is John Egbert. Or John Egfart. Or John Eggbutts. Or Egdork. Or Egdumb. Yeah that really made the nicknamed alas worth something.

    ((long story short, blue gay has to move from his original home to a different place (Houston i guess) and finds himself feeling very under the weather (wink wink windy weather). Blue gay meets Red gay when he asks for a pencil (original right) in the most husky and sly hoarse voice that literally made him drop the pen he was holding out for the other colorful gay.
    Red gay cannot stop thinking of him. He definitely falls for him. Real hard. Needless to say, he kept that pencil.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    11/?
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polyamorous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    I've written a lot of drabbles which could almost fit into the collegestuck universe created by nathaylee and I, but that I don't really want to have to work into the timeline of events because, well, they're just drabbles. So I'm putting them up separately, and you may feel free to imagine these have taken place between the larger stories if you like (or don't if you don't like).

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Tavros and Aradia own a cafe, where a particular customer catches Tavros's eye.

    Meanwhile Aradia has her eyes on someone, too. And Sollux is totally not attracted to her friend.

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    I really suck at summaries.

    I wouldn't say that it's VERY violent, but there are spurts of violence from John.

    A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself.
    Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him.
    PepsiCola Psycho!John EgbertXDave Strider

    This is my story on fanfiction.net and on deviantart.
    I just decided to put the story on here for others to read if they wish

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    Gamzee's thoughts about the human adults. Mostly fluff.

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    The Trolls did something....Well, Sollux did something and the trolls were transported to separate areas of Earth. ALL TROLLS.

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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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