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    In the beta guardians' life after death, Bro tries to deal with the loss of Lil Cal and the sudden free thought that comes with it.

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    Alternatively titled in which John struggles as a trans freshman in high school who may or may not be totally gay for his best friend, who is, coincidentally, also a trans freshman in high school.

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    There was a sudden explosion and a rush of white noise. The exit door swung off its hinges. The universe would wait no more for its heroes.

    The Game was won. And that’s all they worried about.

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    With Sburb beaten, everything should go back to normal, right? All that's left now is to sit back and relax.
    Unfortunately, it seems as though the game has left you with more than a few souvenirs.

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    When John's dad begins sexually abusing Dave behind closed doors under the guise of "love", there is little Dave can do to protect himself. Caught between the threats and actions of John's dad and his abusive older brother, Dave has nowhere to turn and nowhere he feels safe.

    That is, of course, until he meets the son of a violent gang leader who also feels a bit worse for wear himself.

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    yeah i occasionally like to write some fetishy things for my own amusement so. here's a bunch of them all grouped together.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    Bro and Dad decide to build a life together.

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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Lame overused title I know.

     

    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.

     

    Lame description I know.

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    John Egbert, Prospit Creek Community Church's most promising young student and man of the lord extraordinaire, did NOT mean for this to happen. All he wanted to do was work at his father's bakery, kiss Vriska Serket, and go to church 3 times a week. But as fate can be a stone cold bitch, that's not in the cards, and just weeks after realizing his dream, he finds himself falling head over heels for his angry, obscene customer, and to make matters worse, his girlfriend is pregnant. Everything is terrible and nothing is sacred.

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    in which the ending isn't really the end and no one's quite as happy as they thought they would be.

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    In a world where each Homestuck kid is cast into an alternate universe in which they're children of the Greek Gods.

    Aka Percy Jackson AU.
    FYI THIS IS *AFTER* THE BATTLE OF GAEA

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    Your name is James Egbert.

    You work in CrockerCorp Tower's finance department.

    You're a single father.

    And there's something undeniably weird going on.

     

    - Prequel to DOWN, can be read in any order without much bearing on the story -

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    When all four of the adults somehow turn into infants, it's up to the kids to take care of them until they can be returned to normal.
    Featuring the appearance of Not Actually Psychotic Damara Megido, Jade 'I-Barely-Know-How-To-People-Don't-Hand-Me-That-Crying-Thing' Harley, Dave 'The Baby Savant' Strider, and Jane 'I Will Never Ever Ever Have Kids' Crocker.
    With guest appearances by Karkat 'That Thing is Weirdly Gross In a Super Weird Cute Way' Vantas, and Jake 'Nope!' English.

    Part of my Aftermath AU, though there's no way of telling where in the timeline this story falls. Can be read alone.

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