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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    13/?
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    5/?
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    In which Dave can't sleep and goes to the beach to clear his mind but instead of sleep, it's Jake that he finds.

    In otherwords, Jake is a merman of the shark nature who rarely interacts with humans but he sees Dave and is awestruck by his beauty before deciding to just take him as he personal treasure.

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    3/?
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    3
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    3
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    You've never doubted your ability to killer. You're Bro Strider for hell's sake, you've always been booming with confidence. The stuff basically spills off you. You'd never had a problem with any job before. Until you're hired to kill him. That's when things take a turn.

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    4/?
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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    6/?
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    25
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    34
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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    15/?
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

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    Basically its about acceptance and shit

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    2/?
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    John's Dad is a proud Alpha man with a say in some pretty big business deals. He finds himself with less and less time to dedicate to his home and his son, so in an attempt to keep things steady and safe for his little boy, he invests in a baby sitter to do this job quite perfectly. Perfectly in a way that no one saw coming. At all. A powerful Alpha, by the nickname of Bro, is a perfect candidate for this particular job. And James is more that happy in the way it's falling into his devious plans.

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    3/?
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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    13/?
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    47
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    Alternately titled "dearest darling rosie"

    rose & co. have issues

    [some basic character study through a humanstuck AU, will tag as i go]

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    1/3
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    2
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    6
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    All was fine when Dave Strider and his three friends entered Skaia High, just as their older siblings had, until a strange boy came into their life. He was a cheerful young man, always positive and happy, but also quiet and reserved. What happens when the shy kid and the cool kid meet?

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    3/?
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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    31/31
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    45
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    6
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    855
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    Dad takes along a pouting Bro to hike around in the woods for their anniversary to teach him about loving nature and the beauty of it all, only to get annoyed by the pouty adult. So, he teaches him a lesson.

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    When John's dad begins sexually abusing Dave behind closed doors under the guise of "love", there is little Dave can do to protect himself. Caught between the threats and actions of John's dad and his abusive older brother, Dave has nowhere to turn and nowhere he feels safe.

    That is, of course, until he meets the son of a violent gang leader who also feels a bit worse for wear himself.

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    10/?
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    7/?
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    57
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    7
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    881
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    Dad Egbert lives alone in his house that has suddenly become much too lonely and empty for him. Deciding to get his old tv fixed, he gives his son a call. John takes the opportunity to send Bro Strider to his house, hoping for the two to become friends. Dad, being a bit of a shut-in, is very nervous about the whole situation..

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    45

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