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    You should have known better. You should have known better and you should have stopped this before it started.

    Hindsight is 20-20 and while you should have known better you still made the mistake that you're still paying for 4 years later.

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    5/?
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    20
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    35
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    5
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    279
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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    8/?
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    13
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    49
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    4
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    524
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    1016
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    A jumble of itty bitty ficlets that are too short to post alone.

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    3/?
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    2
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    25
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    English
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    5/?
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    13
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    51
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    5
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    406
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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

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    English
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    8,128
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
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    42
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    3
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    895
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    -Complete-

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    86,284
    Chapters:
    37/37
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    458
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    905
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    166
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    12723
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    English
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    0
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    18/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    3231
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    English
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    18,696
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
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    7
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    418
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    CYOA set in a humanstuck college AU. Cliche as all hell, I am aware.

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    English
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    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    2
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    43
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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

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    1,317
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    2/?
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    13
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    1
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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    74
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    102
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    10
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    4119
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    John Egbert is a member of the Fallen, a group of hunters detected to protecting humans from the Iblis, demons in human form. What happens when this demon hunter runs into one of the most cunning and cool demons out there, Dave Strider.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    20
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    1
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    169
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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

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    English
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    1/?
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    1
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    Death is ruthless. It will take all soon enough, so you need to enjoy the ride while you've got it. John's life suddenly comes to a screeching halt, the loss of his mother nearly causing him to break. Though a stranger by the name of Dave Strider takes it upon himself to help John and eventually become his best friend, but love finds its way even into some of the closest friendships.

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    English
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    3,007
    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    2
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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    English
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    11,220
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    16
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    132
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    26
    Hits:
    1482
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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

    Edit: Did I say there was no gore? Gore Warning for Chapter 4. Did I say there was no smut? Smut warning for Chapter 8, and now for Chapter 13.

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    24/24
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    3
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    1500
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    The best things are short and sweet, or so they say. But theirs was long in all sense of the word, and neither of the word, and neither of them wuld ever have it any other way.
    (Or, alternatively: It's All Shits And Giggles Until Somebody Giggles And Shits.)

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    English
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    241
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    2
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    John loves Dave but is afraid to tell him
    Dave loves John and thinks John is straight.
    This story is told though little video diaries at the beginning then different points of view later on. There is smut in chapters 17&18.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    15
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    9
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    387
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    Post-Sburb. When Dave is returned to Bro after three years of absence, he's unsure how to act -- a short-lived coma has left him questioning how much of the past three years was reality. Bro, on the other hand, must keep the answers to his brother's questions as secrets -- not only to keep from further straining their relationship, but to keep the man who started it all from raising hell again.

    Language:
    English
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    6,542
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    295

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