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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
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    40,091
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    2532
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    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    693
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    3,094
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    166
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    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

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    1,522
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    English
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    10,995
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    466
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    393
    Kudos:
    529
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    26644
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    He has black hair, blue eyes and glasses. He's a piano playing dork that likes god fucking awful movies. He's my room mate at college and his name is John. And, I think I might sort of like him a lot. Like, love a lot.

    Now witness, as I do my best to (ironically) be as involved in his life as is humanly possible, and fuck it all up.

    Language:
    English
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    5,338
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    230
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2152
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

    Language:
    English
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    25,841
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2836
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    “Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
    Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.

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    6,187
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    408
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    127
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1642
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
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    62,332
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2995
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    13 years after the death of John Egbert, strange rumors started coming out of the town of Skaia. Upon hearing the new myths from her old town, an up and coming author, Rose Lalonde, flies down to check it out. After the ghost stories start carrying a lot more weight than she had anticipated, Rose calls some old friends and acquires the help of some odd teenagers in an attempt to get to the bottom of the whole ordeal.

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    English
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    9,024
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    91
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

    Language:
    English
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    11,790
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    438
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

    Language:
    English
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    4,346
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    101
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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    English
    Words:
    8,171
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    280
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,674
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    611
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    Dad is glad then mad and Bro is just Bro

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    62
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,486
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    247
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2515

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