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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    His skin is pale like a porcelain doll, but he is so much prettier than one. You want to smash his face to bits with a hammer, want his cute white teeth stained with blood.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    You kiss him. 

    It’s different when you mean it, when you twist your body against his with the full intention of following through and keeping him afterwards, when the arousal pounding into you in time with your pulse is definitely something you want. You bite the curve of his lips, lick into his mouth in wet and filthy motions. The entire kiss is slightly desperate and mostly vicious, a thing born of a conversational stand-still, and for a while, it seems like Dave might even respond, his mouth moving with you almost out of habit.

    You don't know when this all went wrong.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    A new face is introduced to Karkat's group of friends when Dave moves in with Rose and her family. Things aren't as they seem though, and the more Karkat gets to know Dave, the more they both unearth family secrets that change them forever.

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    3/?
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    You think John is your very best friend. He has pretty eyes and pretty lips and a pretty smile and when he gets really excited he makes a noise like a tea kettle and clenches his fists really tight and you love it. He is only about as tall as your shoulder and you don’t think you’ll ever stop making fun of him for it.

    Your father tells you that you shouldn’t spend so much time with John and you give him a funny look, say that John is your best friend. Your father shakes his head.

    “Not anymore, Dave.”

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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hormone hell?

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    28/?
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    Jade invites all her friends to a sleepover at her gigantic house, but what happens when someoene dies? Who killed them?

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    A boy of God loses his father, discovers that he is gay, and tries to glue the broken pieces of his life back together.

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    They say the end of days will come when you are alone, separated, and losing hope.

    No.

    The end comes when you are all together, fighting for your lives.

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    12/?
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    In just a few days John and Vriska are getting married, and there are many people attending. Rose is in the last few days of her pregnancy, Jane and Terezi are having so much fun, and Tavros and Rufioh are participating in this year's cosplay contest. What can go wrong? Well, there is mad clown, a gangsta lady that wants her ex girlfriend back, two moms that want to deliver their daughter to her future husband, and Caliborn wants to show his shitty art to Alan Moore.

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    12/?
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds.
    John Egbert has been sick for days and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in John's bedroom, which contains several secrets that have been put together for years. Psycho!John/Dave. Blood and gore warning.
    I'm terrible with summaries c:
    Disclaimer: The idea of psycho John came from role plays with PepsiRabbit
    ***UPDATES APPROXIMATELY TWICE A WEEK, ONCE IF I'M BUSY***

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    14
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    40
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    2
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    Every spring, drones fly out to stealthily deposit troll grubs among the young of other animals. The grubs are instinctively able to mimic the calls and pheromones of their new brothers and sisters, so the parents think it's one of their own. The drones will even try to sneak into human maternity wards, but the reception staff are trained to be alert for this.

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    When John Egbert's father gets a work promotion, John and his older sister, Jade, are forced to move from Seattle, Washington to Houston, Texas. John is anything but happy.

    Just your typical cliche romcom about a fourteen-year-old boy coming to terms with his sexuality, falling in love with the cocky kid in sunglasses who sits in front of him in math, attending high school parties, getting drunk and playing spin the bottle, kissing boys, self-loathing, and trying to figure out who he's becoming.

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    1/?
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    3
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    On April fourteenth, nineteen-twelve, the Titanic sinks.

    On April tenth, nineteen-twelve, the Titanic sets sail, and world-famous movie director Dave Strider meets lowly male prostitute John Egbert, a boy with a messy past of child abuse, foster care, and dead family members. They fall in love over a short period of days, and then, the unsinkable ship sinks.

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    1/?
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    Real. This felt so real. He could feel his heartbeat in his fingertips, feel the damp earth’s springy give beneath his shoes. Dave was a monster and his brother was a monster and John was going to die.

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    1/?
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    4
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