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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably failed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    The date (relative to this new universe, at least) is April 13th, 2011, and the Players of a certain Game have just arrived.

    Your (newest) name is BONNIE and you hope this can be home.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were not expecting this.

    Your (current) name is LIL SEBASTIAN and you are excited to see Janeyjanejane again.
    Your name is JANE CROCKER and you are not actually surprised.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    16/?
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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    34/?
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    Two has always been better than one in some cases. Two eyes, two ears. Two arms, two legs. Two heads. Two is always a match, especially when they cancel each other out.

    The hardships of realizing that is soon to come.

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    A story where Dave and Dirk are the trouble twins with a very interesting backstory that they have no idea what it's about. That and wow, brunette guys are hot and also very dangerous. Possibly attracting a lot of danger too. But who cares, nice asses is where it's at, right?

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    35/?
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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

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    13/?
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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    2/?
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    4
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    Technically, this story is about how John becomes a father for two adorable babies. These two babies so happen to be the strider bros, Dirk and Dave. I'm really bad a summaries and plus this is my first fic so please don't judge...

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    4/?
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    When John was enrolled at Hussie Boarding School For Boys, in sixth grade, he was awestruck by his enrapturing teacher Miss Serket and when she singles him out along with Tavros and Sollux for out-of-class work time he isn't sure what to think. He gets along more than fine with his roommate, and has fun with new friends, however, as his education progresses, he finds himself pulled into a world of manipulation and he doesn't know who to trust anymore. (This starts out as mostly witty banter and humor, but will become much darker)

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    22/?
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    When "growing pains" in Dave's hip turn out to be something far more serious, Bro and the kids are thrown for a loop.

    A leisurely, multi-POV series of snapshots tracing the trajectory of Dave's gradual decline.

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    13/?
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    17
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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    38
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    5
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    He’s talking, once you’ve sorted through the usual facetious insults and weird slang, like he’s got something important to tell you.

    Something urgent.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    29
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    72
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    11
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    746

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