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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    "That's Jade Harley. Queen bee. Queen bitch, whatever. Queen of the plastics, their royal leader. Those are her minions, Vriska Serket and Meenah Peixes. Beware of them. Stay away from them at all costs. They probably won't try to recruit you, because you're a boy, but that doesn't matter. Stay away from them. They're mean girls."

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    "Oh no, honey," Vriska says. Her hand is on your wrist. You're doing everything in your power to not yank it away from her, because your dad raised you to be nicer than that. "You can't like Dave Strider. He's Jade's ex."

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    black painted fingernails graze the shower wall. Taking another swig from the clear liquor that she had already downed half of. The girl starts sobbing. The girl starts to finish the vodka. The girl starts to chug. The girl starts to feel lightheaded. The girl starts to pass out.
    This girl has a name. This girl has her own perspective.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde. And you are completley devastated.

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    You dont know how you ended up here, but you better get used to it quick.

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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

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    Coping with the news of his best friend's chronic illness wasn't exactly how John envisioned his summer to go.
    Neither was handling the fact it could be the very last one they share together.

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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    Post-Sburb. When Dave is returned to Bro after three years of absence, he's unsure how to act -- a short-lived coma has left him questioning how much of the past three years was reality. Bro, on the other hand, must keep the answers to his brother's questions as secrets -- not only to keep from further straining their relationship, but to keep the man who started it all from raising hell again.

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    6/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    27/?
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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    20/?
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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Potential Return of this Fic, we'll see.

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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    Things have a tendency to pile up; work, school, funds, transphobic abusive bros, student loans and roommates that can't pick up their underwear. Luckily heros don't always come in spandex with laser vision. Sometimes they come in suits and fedoras.

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    Chapters:
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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    4 kids, 1 fate: will they survive or they will be turned into the same abominations that are their guardians. Based on the Heinoustuck AU, this is my first fanfic and I hope that it will be successfull. Feel free to comment and criticize it! =) (Sorry for some mispelling)

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    John finds a merchild on the beach, and brings it home, unwittingly causing all sorts of trouble as the baby's family try to retrieve it/ fall in love with the cute boy in the red sweater from the human town.

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    Dave Strider is more then happy to spend the apocalypse locked up in his apartment.

    But really, who spends the apocalypse hiding forever?

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    English
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    12,456
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    37
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    24
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    5
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    144

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