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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you honestly hate life. So why haven't you given up yet?

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone. More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid imperfect teeth, the even stupider headgear you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. You hate everything about yourself. Especially that you think you might like, okay not might; that you DO like, Dave Strider.

    Fuck your life.

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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Three years after 'It's always been this way' Dave has spent two summers with the Egberts, distanced him self enough to not go for the third, and is finally visiting again as a complete mess.

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    Take the story of Fallout 3, mix in some Homestuck characters and you're set. Relationships, and characters don't appear til much later on so bear with me because it'll take time until John gets out of the vault, and goes off to find his father out in the Capital Wastelands. There is going to be violence, maybe some sexual parts, and importantly there might be some squeamish parts, but no worries I'll put something above just so you can be warned ahead of time before something big happens. And this is my first ever fic on the site, so enjoy! Also important thing about Dad Egbert's name: James. Just like in the games.

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    8/?
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Your name is John Egbert and all you'd really wanted was for Casey to be happy.

    You thought, "hey, taking her to this Mommy And Me thing once won't be so bad" until you met Dave Strider. You thought this group would only be a one time thing, but from the first moment he speaks to you, you become absolutely infatuated. You'd never admit that aloud, though. And you certainly wouldn't give in and tell Casey when she teases you about having a crush on Amser's daddy.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you think you might be in love with the only other single father at the stupid Mommy And Me group. Rose picks fun about it. Amser picks fun about it, too. You can't win. So you'll pretend you don't like him, or love, or whatever, and you'll try to stare at him when he's not looking.

    Well, when he's not looking and when Rose is not looking. And Amser. And Kanaya. And you're also sure his daughter, Casey, is on to you.

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    2
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

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    2/?
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    Seriously, what did you expect?

    May need a better title later...

     

    JohnDave AU: Mermaidstuck

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    1/?
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    Dave has been alone for as long as he can remember.

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    Dave Strider's awful private school transfer.

     

    This is a remake of Mister Egbert, since that fic was heading in the wrong direction and was terribly fucking written.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    6/?
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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.
    (IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN)

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    8/?
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    28
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    3645

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