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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

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    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

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    4/?
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    14
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    1
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    215
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    217
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    38
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    English
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    16/?
    Comments:
    10
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1956
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    English
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    36,229
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    7
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    966
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    22/?
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    6
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    35
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    6
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    638
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    2/6
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    76
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    17
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    680
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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    16
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    3
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    177
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    261
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    177
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    17
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    Dave and Jade weren't sure if they were ready to become a full-fledged family fresh out of college. That doesn't stop nature from choosing otherwise.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    140
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    Maybe John should have just stayed at home and passed out candy to the little kids. But hey, haunted houses can't be that bad, right?

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    English
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    23,658
    Chapters:
    19/?
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    19
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    553
    Kudos:
    606
    Bookmarks:
    138
    Hits:
    30601
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    5,424
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    545
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    In which the magnificent kingdom of Derse is split between two of it's most powerful houses.

    On one side lies the Egbert clan, headed by James and his son John. Allied with him are various family extensions including the lovely Jane Crocker, the spitfire Jade Harley and the noble Jake English.

    The other half is held by the Strider Lalonde combo. The Strider half is lead by the elusive Dirk and his younger brother Dave. The Lalonde family are guided by the stunning Lady Roxy and her daughter Rose.

    Caught on the sidelines is the kingdom of Alternia. After the bitter transition of power from the ex-queen to her daughter Feferi, the nation has fallen under hard times. Though the queen valiantly tries to stay neutral, the desperate need of her people has led to some rather shady exchanges between Alternia and the two Derse powerhouses.

    (insert suspenseful music)

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    English
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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    45
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    55,138
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1172
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,301
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1017
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    -You are Dave Strider and you are unwanted. You’re sure you are and have no problem explaining to yourself as to why, but of course not to anyone else. No one knows how things are with you, and you don’t think about it too much either. But everyone knows how there are times when one does get lost in thoughts, and while most debate reality you will debate why your brother didn’t dump you at an orphanage when he found you as an infant.-

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    English
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    1,227
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    38
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,739
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2889

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