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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    25/?
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    "d-dad?.."john squeaked, looking around for his Dad.He was kind of scared, because he hadn'theard anything since the "OOMPH!" he'd heard from his Dad. But....nothing bad could've happened, right?...
    wrong.
    And it has to get worse before it gets better
    so much worse.

     

    my first fic, don't judge, will try to update regurlary, though if I get grounded I'll disapear for a few weeks.

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    John and Dave need a break from all this end of the semester studying. I'm sure they'll think of something fun to do. Maybe John's erotic dream will help inspire something.

    Disclaimer:There is NO underage content in here further than middle school boys innocently kissing. That's as far as it goes in that time period.

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    1/1
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    24/?
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    Your name is John, and you think the religious community is pretty awesome. Church is interesting and people are totally cool and you actually have friends for once!

    Too bad you're supposed to be an atheist.

    Too bad the gods have other plans.

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    In a world where sburb never happened, the kids (and guardians) find that they have strange powers. The government captures (most) of them and exploits these abilities for their own purposes. They weren't planning on a god switching places with one of their pawns and doing everything in his power to stop them

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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    36/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    35/?
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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

    Mages. Flying ponies. Adorable and obnoxious children and/or animals.

    (Fairy tales are filled with forced transformation, but fairy tales are often the unfleshed bones of the story. Where are the consequences? What is it like to be the mind trapped in a form that is not your own? There was/is/will be a Happy Ending, if not an Ever After. This is what happened before that.)

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    They're children, maybe, that would explain it, but-
    but why, for god's sake, why didn't they stop?

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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    16/?
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    5
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    61/?
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    The date (relative to this new universe, at least) is April 13th, 2011, and the Players of a certain Game have just arrived.

    Your (newest) name is BONNIE and you hope this can be home.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were not expecting this.

    Your (current) name is LIL SEBASTIAN and you are excited to see Janeyjanejane again.
    Your name is JANE CROCKER and you are not actually surprised.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    6,671
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    50
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    2
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    1117
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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    3
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    503
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    Two has always been better than one in some cases. Two eyes, two ears. Two arms, two legs. Two heads. Two is always a match, especially when they cancel each other out.

    The hardships of realizing that is soon to come.

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    A story where Dave and Dirk are the trouble twins with a very interesting backstory that they have no idea what it's about. That and wow, brunette guys are hot and also very dangerous. Possibly attracting a lot of danger too. But who cares, nice asses is where it's at, right?

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    English
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    2,567
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    143
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    Karkat lives alone. He's no stranger to loneliness.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird. (er than normal.)
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that.)

     

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')
    (Rating is because swearing.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    39
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1313

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