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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    5/?
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    in which i try to write a one-shot for each au in a very long list (or, johnkat garbage as far as the eye can see)

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    4/?
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    1
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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    16/?
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    5
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    61/?
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    77
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    23/?
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    The date (relative to this new universe, at least) is April 13th, 2011, and the Players of a certain Game have just arrived.

    Your (newest) name is BONNIE and you hope this can be home.
    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you were not expecting this.

    Your (current) name is LIL SEBASTIAN and you are excited to see Janeyjanejane again.
    Your name is JANE CROCKER and you are not actually surprised.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    188
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    Dave's life is all in all shit. But John makes it just that bit better.

     

     

    ((The Major Character Death Warning isn't about John or Dave))

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    John wasn't a popular boy. The closest friend he had was his older sister, Jane. When summer comes one year and Jane starts working nearly daily John is left to his known devices. But perhaps it won't be as lonely as it seems, as the teenager meets people in the woods who will change his life - for better or for worse

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    4/?
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    6,671
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    50
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    67
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    2
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    English
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    6,551
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    29
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    4
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    The Alpha Kids grow up in a Non-SBURB AU alongside each other in Houston, Texas, learning about themselves and what it's like to grow up.

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    6/?
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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    15/?
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    3
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    3/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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    260
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    37
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    Two has always been better than one in some cases. Two eyes, two ears. Two arms, two legs. Two heads. Two is always a match, especially when they cancel each other out.

    The hardships of realizing that is soon to come.

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    A story where Dave and Dirk are the trouble twins with a very interesting backstory that they have no idea what it's about. That and wow, brunette guys are hot and also very dangerous. Possibly attracting a lot of danger too. But who cares, nice asses is where it's at, right?

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    1/?
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    "There was one person who never came back. You miss them, you miss them a whole lot. You miss the big orange wings and fluffy feathers.

    You have Dave, but it's not the same.

    Sometimes Dave will ignore you when he can tell you're sad whenever you see him. You never mean for it to come across as rude, and he knows that, but you can tell he's hurt by it. Recently, things have gotten better, though.

    Until a day ago."

    Not revised, original version. See last chapter for more information.

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    English
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    3,512
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    5/?
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    12
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    9
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
    Words:
    100,745
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3737

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