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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    2/?
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    Sleepovers are all fun and games until you realize your best friend's sister is hot as balls

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    John is a young boy, who like to spend his afternoons talking to Jade and Rose, reading some books, pulling pranks and playing video-games. But suddenly, his plastic paradise fades away. Days fly by in a hurry, as he tries to find a way to escape the hands of his kidnappers, who want to sell him for a good price.
    Scared and lonely, John is forced to live and deal with a mean blond man, but what he doesn't know is that he might have more feelings than hate for the sadistic older man.

    PS.: I'm sorry for the summary, I promise the story's better ^w^'

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    5/?
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    10
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    33
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    2
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    58/?
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    657
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    437
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    68
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    11685
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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    53
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    147
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    18
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    The Alpha Kids grow up in a Non-SBURB AU alongside each other in Houston, Texas, learning about themselves and what it's like to grow up.

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    3/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,105,381
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    781
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    816
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    184
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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

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    28,832
    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    796
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    When you first saw her, you just walked past. That’s how out of place she was in the bank of snow beside the sidewalk. She looked like she belonged bundled up in a feather bed with some hot chocolate and a cupcake, not out here in the far below freezing weather, with blood dripping from her nose and bruises on her exposed arms. After walking a few feet past the girl, you turned back in surprise and ran over to her. How different your life would have been if you wouldn't have turned back.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    26
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    3
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    244
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    21/?
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    Dad Egbert- or was it Crocker? Wakes up alive again in a whole new world. What is he to do when John and Jane bring home a couple of purple blooded friends? Why, befriend their father, Grant Highbrood, of course!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    16,698
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    46
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    17
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    John just wants his old life back. A time without the constant fear of death and failure. A time with his old home, his old room. A time to be with his dad again.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    447
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    270
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    35
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    5067
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    8/?
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    3
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    50
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    3
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    in which i try to write a one-shot for each au in a very long list (or, johnkat garbage as far as the eye can see)

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    2,552
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    19
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    1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    115,375
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    155
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    232
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    32
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    English
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    91,440
    Chapters:
    84/91
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Technically, this story is about how John becomes a father for two adorable babies. These two babies so happen to be the strider bros, Dirk and Dave. I'm really bad a summaries and plus this is my first fic so please don't judge...

    Language:
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    41
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    John is a pole dancer at a night club in a run down part of town, working as hard as he can to try and save his father from cancer.
    Dave is a man looking to please, not really. He's a man trying to help a buddy out to save his dad, by slipping him things, not bad things though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,414
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    47

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