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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    12/?
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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    2/?
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    20
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    3
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    Been playing too much Fallout 3. Woohoo. So here's Fallout 3 but with Jane Crocker.

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    5/?
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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    11/?
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    5
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    32/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is your seventeenth birthday.
    And as much as your dad means well he can really mess things up sometimes.

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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

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    24/?
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    Jesus how did this happen?

    Seriously, how?
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    Dave and Dirk fall into a situation and do not know how to handle it.
    This situation is called love and it's seriously wrecking them.
    Hard core.
    How are 'psychopaths' supposed to deal with this?
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    In this world Trolls and Human share a world. There ain't no 'humanstuck' because I really don't like humanstuck.
    Like... At all.

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    20/?
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    30
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    You used to think that there was nothing you couldn't handle.

    Boy, were you wrong.

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    1/1
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    15,637
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    59
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    64
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    10
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    8
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    7/?
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    15
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    Everyone in Dave's life is dead. They all died the same year as his ability to give a fuck.
    Everything in John's life is alive, except himself. He died the same day as his and Dave's ongoing cycle of deceit.

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    Sixteen children with crime-related powers are taken in by an institution run by the mysterious Condelle. (Humanstuck, Superpower AU)

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    11/?
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    4
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    20
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    2
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    48,472
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    912

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