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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    4/?
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    41
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    3
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think something might be wrong with you.

    You're not sure exactly when it started. It was little things, at first, things that happened to everybody except they happened to you a lot more. Picking things up without remembering why, walking into rooms without even realizing it. Saying one thing when you meant to say another. Little things. But you've noticed that now it's not so easy to play off any more.

    Fuck.

    --

    Karkat has DID. The other Trolls are his alters. Things continue from there.

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    13/?
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    Chapters:
    9/20
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    60
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    19
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

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    22,385
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    7/?
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    29
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    109
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    16
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    1464
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    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    12
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1,275
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    1/?
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    3
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    12
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    4
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1/?
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    2/?
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    6
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    23
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    3
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    241
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    Dave Strider, the new kid, meets a boy named John Egbert on his very first day of college. Things happen.

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    5,044
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    23
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    2
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    540
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    John Egbert decided to write a letter to his Dad. Here it is.

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    437
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    22
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    John and Dave have been dating for a bit now. It's their one month anniversary and John has wanted to go to the aquarium. So Dave decides to put his irony aside, and surprise his boyfriend by taking him to his dream place.
    But it goes down hill when John surprises him with something too... Bad news.

    #TW Cursing #TW saddy sads #TW REAlly terrible sarcasm like wow.

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    2,920
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    14,643
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    488
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    Everyone needs somewhere to go after their session goes wrong.

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    362,735
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    5
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    26
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    8
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    John and Dave didn't break up; no, surely something in John's computer did instead.

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    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    126
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

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    9,388
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
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    14
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    2
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    352
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    It was moment that turned Daves life upside down and crushed it into a million pieces.

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    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    6
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    2
    Hits:
    101
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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polygamous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

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    19,822
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    59
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    163
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    37
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    You give up on trying to stop your feelings for him and just fall in love with him completely.
    ~Actual excerpt from the notes I keep~

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    18
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    38
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    12
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    855
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    3,877
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    395

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