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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    English
    Words:
    11,180
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    399
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    'Are you mad at your parents? Don't want to spend Thanksgiving alone yet again? Well then I'm your guy. Yes, a dude for hire.

    Just send me an email and we can talk and do this on your terms. And what’s that you say, no price? How is such a choice deal like this up with out a price. Well, just a warm meal and the promise of a couple hours of fun is enough for me.

    And, if you really want to spice things up, I can do any of the following upon your request.

    Act drunk
    Ask about politics at the table
    Propose
    Break up
    Start a fist fight with your father on the lawn for all to see
    Check out other family members while you pretend to not to notice.
    Anything you come up with as long as it’s relatively PG'
    [AKA john hires dave to piss of his family on thanksgiving]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    151
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    What would have happened if John's game had not worked on John's computer, and simply crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,680
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,513
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2714
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    Just a bunch of things I wrote that the kids wish the had said to their guardians, or just silly things they wrote

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    143
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    30
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,120
    Chapters:
    71/91
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    572
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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,949
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    653
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    This is the worst punishment he’s given you, by far. You've never felt so helpless. Your voice is long gone after begging, pleading with him to let you out, please, let you out.
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    Dad is fascinated with Dave and kidnaps him, keeping him as his own personal slave. Obviously out of character.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,330
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    363
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,955
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2140
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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    952
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    110
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,208
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    182
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,580
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    John and Dave are online best bros. For a week, Dave gets to visit John… And this is their first time meeting.
    A better summary would be Aviators, movies, and beating of bullies oh my!
    Romance in later chapters and awkward moments that can be considered dork worthy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,772
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2846
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    Summary

    idek man that title sucked ass

    but like... highschool aus

    bomb diggity

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,108
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    26
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,801
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    284
    Kudos:
    451
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    7895
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    John is a free spirited teen who isn't worried about anything besides having fun. Surfing is his life, but will a storm ruin him, or will it bring something more into his life?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,231
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    282
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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,881
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    182
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123,519
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    5851
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,577
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2036
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    This is a sequel. A seasonal thing that's just another thing out there floating around John and Dave's obvious homo attractions. As you can see I am bad at summaries. It's short. You might as well give it a read.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    67

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