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    What else would you expect after your whole world just got hit at 45 mph, rolled twice, then just hung there limp in a seatbelt after it spewed blood everywhere?

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    1/?
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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Tags will be updated as chapters are added)

    Language:
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    16,648
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Alternate Title: The Dead May Shed No Tears + Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

    Language:
    English
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    20,421
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1171
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    You lace your fingers together and hold her hand still, turning to face out the opposite window for a minute, trying not to imagine her soft hands wrapping around your- “Dirk!”
    You jumped and let go of her hand. “What?”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    108
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    81,625
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2448
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    At Alternia high, there are three social circles.
    There’s the sports kids.
    Then you’ve got the nerds.
    And then there are the stoners. Acidheads, burnouts, loners, punks.
    In which Dave does acid, John is kind of a nerdy stoner and Jade's kind of annoying but John loves her for it anyway.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    127,035
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3760
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    Read it?
    The first few chapters is me playing around with POV's

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    7,368
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    220
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,370
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4027
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    When a down on her luck Dersite Roxy Lalonde accidentally saves the life of a nicely dressed girl in an expensive red scarf and thousand-dollar diamonds, she is unwittingly thrown into a glittering Prospitian world of riches and luxury. However, such things come at a price, and Jane Crocker isn’t exactly the straightforward and innocent dame she appears to be…

    Starring magical shenanigans, gang warfare, creatures from The Furthest Ring, Consorts Rights Activists (CRA, for short) and murder mysteries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,457
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    349
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    One day Elizabeth decides she's had enough of hiding
    She's done with it
    No more forced gender
    No more Elizabeth
    It's Dave now
    And he's running away to his best friend for help

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,432
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    (Humanstuck DaveKat)
    Karkat lives alone.
    Dave's best friend is acting weird.
    John's cousin, twelve thousand times removed moves in. (or some big number like that...)
    (Spoiler: Karkat is his cousin)
    (Okay yeah that's not really a spoiler)

    (Originally 'Because Why Not')

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    11,508
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    593
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    (( Feeling a little creative. EH. Pepsicola is fucking boss okay c: ))

    John was starting out his second year in highschool, but wasn't excited for the pour out of bullies whom followed him daily. Dave Strider, the "cool kid", and new kid into 10th grade takes a quick liking to the dorky male, learning the pains behind the wide smile and buck teeth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,603
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
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    163
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    Everything sucks. Everything is ruined.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,676
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,224
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
    444
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    61
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    8536
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    What would have happened if the kids' games had not worked on their computer, and every disk crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children, especially when it's not what's best for their children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,463
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    442
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,456
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3361
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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you did NOTHING.
    You don't know how long you can keep up your FORCED SMILE or CHOKE on your TEARS.
    The CONSTANT SCREAMING doesn't seem to help either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,758
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    715
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    A short pesterlog based off a hilarious encounter I had on msparp.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    189

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