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    "Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"

    Ask and you shall receive.

    Language:
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    776
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    17
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,810
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1253
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,579
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3102
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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,680
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    176
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,299
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    146
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    933,161
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    561
    Kudos:
    611
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    30984
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,331
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1737
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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,321
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    774
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    In which John admits that he is completely head-over-heels in love with Karkat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,237
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    927
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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,889
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    351
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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,900
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1164
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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    191
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,836
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    541
    Kudos:
    949
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    21561
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    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,314
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    255
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,194
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    225
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4714
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,675
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1025
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,631
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1461
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    Everyone in Dave's life is dead. They all died the same year as his ability to give a fuck.
    Everything in John's life is alive, except himself. He died the same day as his and Dave's ongoing cycle of deceit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,256
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    262
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2010
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,229
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    979

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