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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
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    87
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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    English
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    22,368
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    979
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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

    Language:
    English
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    30,782
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    704
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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

    Language:
    English
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    9,842
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    286
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    6,224
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    460
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    Karkat Vantas is just a mutant at the Treshecutioner Academy, who just wished his life could be as simple and funny as a romcom. However, when the Empress starts planning her public wedding, as a personal friend he gets wrapped up in royalty, rustbloods, and exploding cakes. There are only about 8 billion quadrants involved(Thanks, Vriska!), but a romcom is what he asked for... right?

     

    A.K.A a fanfic author's attempt at writing a cliche RomCom fic Alternian style, where everyone is a troll, and there are way too many tags!

    Updates will be frequent, and I promise to not make this too long. Enjoy, I've been wanting to do this forever!

    Language:
    English
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    7,079
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    455
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    First contact, or something like it.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

    Series
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    English
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    4,874
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1432
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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

    Language:
    English
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    40,294
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1098
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    What would've happened,if the game ended different?What if John was the only one who remembered,and it all went back to normal?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    587
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    49
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    Their first winter together back in the real world.

    In which Dave is a drama queen, Jade stirs up some shenanigans, Rose is amused, and John tries to make cakes not happen.

    Language:
    English
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    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    73
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

    Language:
    English
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    4,023
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    828
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,330
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2938
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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,575
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    914
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

    Language:
    English
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    5,368
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    4 kids, 1 fate: will they survive or they will be turned into the same abominations that are their guardians. Based on the Heinoustuck AU, this is my first fanfic and I hope that it will be successfull. Feel free to comment and criticize it! =) (Sorry for some mispelling)

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    English
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    1,520
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    45
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    Bro finds interesting stuff on Dave's pesterlog. Lots of sex happens. (I'm sorry, I'm not good with summaries. I'll try and keep the tags as updated as possible to what happens in the fic, though.)

    The tags are in order of where they appear in the fic. The BroJohn and DaveDad isn't much much later in the fic.

     

    So, I'm on a semi-hiatus. School and family are kicking my ass and I have absolutely no motivation to write because of it. I plan on writing some more, but it'll probably be a month or so before I update again. I'm so sorry about this!!! I hope readers aren't too upset!! As soon as finals May 12th finish, I'll be back, hopefully.

    I'm also planning on starting to put little spoiler things and things about the story on my tumblr, trillianmelomane.tumblr.com while I'm not updating.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    49,071
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    8896
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    Based off Amy Winehouse's song. Lyrics will be posted at the end

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    English
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    1,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    69
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    Dave asked help to his best bro John to courting someone. John reluctantly helped but little does Dave know it brought a pinch of pain in his heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,335
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    109
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,189
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    464
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,372
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    324

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