1 - 20 of 1068 Works in Dad (Homestuck)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by a roleplay with my pretty little lady.
    A Picture A Day Keeps Our Relationship Sane

    Bro and Dad go to the same college (more like art school?).
    Dad is a director, Bro is a musician.
    And their friend, "Momma" Lalonde is in movie makeup.
    All are in photography for some reason.
    This is set in the 70's, but I'm making some historic inaccuracies for the sake of the plot, bear with me.

    rated M for language and for later smut because I AM MAKING THIS HAPPEN
    [whispers] my inner John is dying and squealing at the same time help

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    7
  2. Tags
    Summary

    It's an au and the caste system was more or less dismantled sweeps ago. Trolls and humans live on the same planet. Some people still point out they descended from royalty or nobility, but they aren't that way themselves. There are some who kept their titles, and they're in figurehead positions or rarely have the actual jobs that come along with the titles. Gamzee's lusus is still not the best caretaker in the world. This is him being taken back to civilization and getting better and moving on with his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    821,816
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    347
    Kudos:
    474
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    24371
  4. Tags
    Summary

    After there's an accident and John gets killed, Dave has to make it through the grief. Which includes dealing with his depression, his yearning for John to still be alive, and facing the person who's responsible for what truly is an unfortunate accident.
    ***
    Leaning back against the wall of his house, you sit and drift off into dreams of a buck-toothed, messy haired, blued eyed boy that made everything better when no one else could. Even though now he can’t.

    ------------------------------------

    You just caught him looking at you again. He doesn’t know when you catch him unless you want him to know. He keeps looking over at you across the classroom. As the teacher rambles on about how to find the interior angles of a polygon, you’ve managed to draw a decent picture of him. Rose’s been bothering you for weeks for his name because you’ve mentioned him more than once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,191
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1708
  5. Tags
    Summary

    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,604
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    58
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,820
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    741
  7. Tags
    Summary

    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,125
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    437
  8. Tags
    Summary

    John Egbert has a secret he's been hiding for a while. And so does his Best Friend Dave Strider. They fall in love, deal with bullies, attackers, maybe even a rave or two. Extreme blog Fan girls. And a little orphan girl. All in all. It's a great senior year!

    Lame HIghschool AU. There might be some triggering stuff, but I'll do ****** so you can pass over it no problem. I want this to be enjoyable. Not painful. If you have any questions, my Tumblr is the-adorkable-egbert.tumblr.com my ask box is always open.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,672
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    199
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,063
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    378
  10. Tags
    Summary

    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,157
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131
  11. Tags
    Summary

    John is NOT a homosexual. Duh!!! Dave is simply his best bro, that's all there is to it. But when bro-cuddles start to become more like boyfriend-cuddles, John begins to question if his feelings towards Dave really are strictly platonic.
    Dave is a homosexual. Not only that, but he's in love with his best bro, John. He has been since second grade. Of course, his love will forever remain unrequited, as John is pretty much as straight as you get. At least that's what he thinks, until suddenly John's constant "no homo!"s seem to turn into lies.
    "The Art of Becoming Stridersexual" is a humanstuck-highschoolstuck AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,748
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1831
  12. Tags
    Summary

    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,654
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1257
  13. Tags
    Summary

    What if, through the help of a simple device, you could see the exact time you had left before you met your soul mate?
    Well, there is such a thing. It is called a timer. It seemed like everyone was getting one. And hell, Dave was just curious. He never expected the soul mate he got. It wasn't supposed to turn out like that.
    But with a 100% accuracy, there was no way the timer could be wrong. Right?

    (now complete)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,888
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1988
  14. Tags
    Summary

    “Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
    Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,715
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
  15. Tags
    Summary

    John&John's Dad (or any kid & deceased guardian)

    The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
    - F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Great Gatsby

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    8
  16. Tags
    Summary

    You’ve seen countless movies on zombies, played several games on the subject, but even with that under your belt, nothing compares to the horrors of facing the walking dead in real life. All you want to do is find your dad, no matter what it takes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,027
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    6
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The kid's wake up in a familiar place, and see a familiar face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    251
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    26
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,423
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2298
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Dave Strider is the new boy at school and John's taking a fancy, but what happens when Dave finds out about John's mental history and violent ways? There is love and there is fear. Especially when John decides to take Dave for his own! *psycho!John, JohnDave, purposefully ooc john. Sister story to I'm in Love with a Killer by PepsiColaGurl95*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,626
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    171
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,193
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2445

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation