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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    7/?
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    5
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    John and Dave miss their families

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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    14/40
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    Introduction to Super John Galaxy

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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    10/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    **I'm unsure whether this story will be continued but might as well try this first** I really suck at summaries.

    I wouldn't say that it's VERY violent, but there are spurts of violence from John.

    A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself.
    Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him.
    PepsiCola Psycho!John EgbertXDave Strider

    This is my story on fanfiction.net and on deviantart.
    I just decided to put the story on here for others to read if they wish

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    15/?
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    22/?
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    John Egbert is a teenager whom had always recognized themselves as being a bit different, eventually discovering the fact that he is suppose to be a she. She changes her name to Joan Egbert when she moves from Washington state all the way down to Texas, where she meets a dork of a guy who claims to be the coolest there is named Dave Strider. However nothing is ever easy.

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    16/?
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    Dave Strider is the new boy at school and John's taking a fancy, but what happens when Dave finds out about John's mental history and violent ways? There is love and there is fear. Especially when John decides to take Dave for his own! *psycho!John, JohnDave, purposefully ooc john. Sister story to I'm in Love with a Killer by PepsiColaGurl95*

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    3/?
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    Un mundo refinado y bañado por oro puede ocultar hasta las más perversas acciones de las personas consideradas la crème de la crème en la sociedad, pero nada puede quedarse en secreto por demasiado tiempo. Multi Pairing

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    2/?
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    John gets pissed at his Dad and goes to Dave as per usual, blubbering. They drink copious amounts of alcohol and Dave comforts him.

    (I was mad at my mom.)

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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    18/?
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    he was an ocean, and you were a sailor bent on destroying

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    John is NOT a homosexual. Duh!!! Dave is simply his best bro, that's all there is to it. But when bro-cuddles start to become more like boyfriend-cuddles, John begins to question if his feelings towards Dave really are strictly platonic.
    Dave is a homosexual. Not only that, but he's in love with his best bro, John. He has been since second grade. Of course, his love will forever remain unrequited, as John is pretty much as straight as you get. At least that's what he thinks, until suddenly John's constant "no homo!"s seem to turn into lies.
    "The Art of Becoming Stridersexual" is a humanstuck-highschoolstuck AU.

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    5/?
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    Sixteen children with crime-related powers are taken in by an institution run by the mysterious Condelle. Loosely follows the plot of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone. (Humanstuck, Superpower AU) HIATUS

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    Jane Crocker is a geeky girl. Jake English is popular.
    But she needs these questions answered:
    Why is Jade Harley so mean to her?
    Why is Dirk so quiet around her now?
    Why is her dad so overprotective now?
    Why is she fighting o frequently with Roxy?
    Why is Jake paying so much attenton to her?
    Jane'll have to figure this out, that's for sure!

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    English
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    2,881
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    294

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