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    Jake lives in the other side of England with his roomate John.
    Dirk lives in the large town of texas with his bros.

    Theres no way that they fell in love...was it?
    -_______________________________________________________-

    (I think is like an AU but I axactly don't know how...Hihgschool AU
    I guess)

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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    2/?
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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    10/?
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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    22
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    5
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    27/?
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    23
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    John is particularly upset because of trans boy things, and Karkat, concerned, tries to comfort him by making him brownies and tea and watching shitty movies with him and cuddling and kissing him until his shitty dysphoria-causing, bleeding, throbbing genitalia aren't even on his mind anymore.

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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    8/?
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    Some things can be said again and again like they are right
    Sometimes they are true.
    Other times they're wrong

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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    62/?
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    7/?
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    8/?
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    Jake has always been fascinated by his cousin. Such pale skin, deep blue eyes, so small. So fragile. All humans were fragile. So weak. Jake could so easily break their bones, rip their flesh off with his teeth, make screams spill from their lips. But Jake didn't want that for his dear little cousin. No. He wanted him to be strong like him. John was his; he would do anything to keep him by his side for eternity. He would make him a demon so they could walk to the ends of the earth together.

    What Jake didn't know was that there was one who would not so easily let him take John.

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    2/?
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    3
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    Dave Strider is more then happy to spend the apocalypse locked up in his apartment.

    But really, who spends the apocalypse hiding forever?

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    6/?
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    5
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    Today is the day, you think. Eighteenth year of your miserable life begun just a few minutes ago and you still cannot sleep. It's midnight and it's too quiet to be normal.

    Exiting your apartment seemed to have been a good idea, but it turned out to be the opposite. There was no sound at all. Either you are dreaming or something is seriously wrong. Like… for example, this creepy weird horned guy (seriously horns, wtf, why would you cosplay at night, that makes no sense?) who is holding some sort of weird cupcake-like device in the middle of your roof and looking at you like you have grown another head.

    Until you see a black shadow with… wait, is that a fucking chainsaw?
    While you were wondering that, you, Dave Strider, just realized that you may have gone to the wrong place at a very wrong time, as you fall down and everything fades to black.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    8/?
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    77
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    11
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    28,108
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    When Dave is returned to Bro after three years of absence, he's unsure how to act -- a short-lived coma has left him questioning how much of the past three years was reality. Bro, on the other hand, has been kept in the dark about his brother's whereabouts -- he only knows that the man behind it all has made their lives hell for long enough.

    Post-Sburb AU. Multiple canon elements altered.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    40
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    88
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    Dirk and Jane sneak off to mess around.
    "Don't be a hoe because you're sad and angry, seeking for revenge... Be a hoe for you."
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    This is a little messy since I wrote this in random spurts, so bear with it lol. I'll explain in the notes.

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    English
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    495
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    133

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