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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    What would've happened,if the game ended different?What if John was the only one who remembered,and it all went back to normal?

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    Their first winter together back in the real world.

    In which Dave is a drama queen, Jade stirs up some shenanigans, Rose is amused, and John tries to make cakes not happen.

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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    Bro finds interesting stuff on Dave's pesterlog. Lots of sex happens. (I'm sorry, I'm not good with summaries. I'll try and keep the tags as updated as possible to what happens in the fic, though.)

    The tags are in order of where they appear in the fic. The BroJohn and DaveDad isn't much much later in the fic.

     

    So, I'm on a semi-hiatus. School and family are kicking my ass and I have absolutely no motivation to write because of it. I plan on writing some more, but it'll probably be a month or so before I update again. I'm so sorry about this!!! I hope readers aren't too upset!! As soon as finals May 12th finish, I'll be back, hopefully.

    I'm also planning on starting to put little spoiler things and things about the story on my tumblr, trillianmelomane.tumblr.com while I'm not updating.

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    30/?
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    Based off Amy Winehouse's song. Lyrics will be posted at the end

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    1
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    "That's Jade Harley. Queen bee. Queen bitch, whatever. Queen of the plastics, their royal leader. Those are her minions, Vriska Serket and Meenah Peixes. Beware of them. Stay away from them at all costs. They probably won't try to recruit you, because you're a boy, but that doesn't matter. Stay away from them. They're mean girls."

    *

    "Oh no, honey," Vriska says. Her hand is on your wrist. You're doing everything in your power to not yank it away from her, because your dad raised you to be nicer than that. "You can't like Dave Strider. He's Jade's ex."

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    black painted fingernails graze the shower wall. Taking another swig from the clear liquor that she had already downed half of. The girl starts sobbing. The girl starts to finish the vodka. The girl starts to chug. The girl starts to feel lightheaded. The girl starts to pass out.
    This girl has a name. This girl has her own perspective.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde. And you are completley devastated.

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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Potential Return of this Fic, we'll see.

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    "Her Imperious Condescension wasn't a game abstraction, she was a person, a horrible, vile person that Roxy doesn't regret killing in the slightest. However, killing people, troll or otherwise, was something that weighed heavily on a fragile human psyche. The various trolls, far more accustomed to the act, had given her their counsel in an attempt to soothe her mind. It helped, but that didn't stop the nightmares."

    A post-game fic where, three months into the new world, everyone is dealing with the various weights and burdens they carry. Resolving them will hurt, far more than any death, dream, just, heroic, or otherwise. They'll all learn, slowly, just how strong they really are.

    AUTHOR'S NOTE: The Character Death and Depiction of Violence tags are for PAST DEATHS AND VIOLENCE. There will be none of that in the story's present day. I sincerely hope you enjoy the work, whether as catharsis, venting, joy, or any other kind of emotional imperative!

    THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR 1000 VIEWS!

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    In John's village, the crops are dying. The wells are drying up. The food is rotting and sickness is spreading. The only choice his village has is to release the god their temple has had trapped in a human form for over three hundred years, and John is one of the people chosen to escort the God of Time and Fire to the country capital so that he can use his powers to save his village. A lot of things can happen in a two week travel.

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    Chapters:
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    Things have a tendency to pile up; work, school, funds, transphobic abusive bros, student loans and roommates that can't pick up their underwear. Luckily heros don't always come in spandex with laser vision. Sometimes they come in suits and fedoras.

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    John finds a merchild on the beach, and brings it home, unwittingly causing all sorts of trouble as the baby's family try to retrieve it/ fall in love with the cute boy in the red sweater from the human town.

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    7/?
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    Someone must take care of all the children, the status of their parents or guardians notwithstanding, and you suppose that the responsibility must fall on your willing shoulders. It's not as if you mind.

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