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    ==> BE THE COOL KID
    You are now Dave Strider, coolest of cool kids. You are currently sitting in a hot, cramped and crusty minivan speeding down the highway. Why you ask? Because your brother is taking you and the rest of your crazy family camping.

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    Dave Strider is the coolest kid in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and anyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.
    ((BEING REWRITTEN))

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    Once, there was a group of friends. They liked to think that they knew everything about one another, but they were wrong.

    The one who hides red eyes behind dark glasses.
    THE FLIGHTLESS ONE, WHO DREAMS OF A DIFFERENT WORLD.
    The blind one who i2n't really blind.
    The scientist, who belongs in a different age.
    The hipster, stolen awway.
    The One Who Watches Everything With Sad Green Eyes And Four Hands At The Ready.
    The gamer, wh0 just wants s0me c0mpany.
    The teenaged leader of a gang, only opposed by one.
    Th3 On3.
    The best furrend.
    The STRONG elitist.
    ThE oNe WhO cAn'T dIe.
    The smart one.
    The heart, the joker.

     
    Fear is more dangerous than any weapon.

     

    Of course, weapons usually don't help matters either.

    This is my demonstuck AU. Trolls are demons. Modern day, small town.

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    For the first time in his life, John goes to Texas to visit his cousin for vacation. He doesn't really want to go to in the first place. But as John meets Jade's countryside friends a.k.a her fellow members of the club of pricks, he thinks that maybe Texas isn't so bad after all.

    And it just so happens that after all the years, he falls madly in love with the most insufferable of all pricks, Dave Strider.

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    For the last five hundred years, relations between the three kingdoms have been hostile, if not downright genocidal . A group wishes to change this but find themselves stepping on some unexpected toes along the way.

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    The Game is over, won at long last, and now it's time to settle into their new homes together.

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    Homestuck's back with it's prelude upd8s and I saw a theory tied with a comment by Scratch, suggesting that John doesn't survive the Endgame. I hope he does make it.

    Based off an Owl City song called "Gold".
    Also, this is Non-cannon to "I'll Find You Soon Enough", I have plans for Arctos there.
    It's late and I did this on one sitting, so it's prolly a bit crappy.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and, for the record, you would like to state that you are not a homosexual. You identify as NICHOLAS CAGE-SEXUAL. But, there is someone who has made you question your entire sexuality. DAVE STRIDER is his name - a true lover of sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, and irony.

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    There was this time I Sang and Rapped. There was this time I was Discovered. There was this time I was Canon. There was this time I was Famous.

    There was this time I Became Lonely. There was this time I Became Irritated. There was this time Everything Changed. There was this time that I fell in Love.

    There was this time that everything took a turn for the Worst. But I never had second thoughts of recording and repeating it over and over again. My Name is Dave Strider and this is my Story.

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    Sure, he'd never thought she was lucky. Neither did she, or him, or her none of them did. But to be fair, they'd never had a reason too, a couple of them should've thought they were actually quite unlucky, with an estranged brother who probably wasn't actually related to him, and her dog dying when she was young. He had a father who was remarrying with a gang leader, moving over to the town they lived in, a new school, and of course the cranky kid coming with. She had a mom with an alcohol problem. But then...maybe it would get better? At least they hoped so.

    He being John, she being Rose, him-his being Dave, and her being Jade, a series of Homestuck/ Demonstuck stories that are in the same universe and I promise will eventually connect.

    -discontinued cause I never actually had a plan for it, if I did I forgot, I'm sorry

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    ;;)))

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    You are kanaya maryam and oh dear lord your bestfriend is hot.

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    Today is the day you planned to visit your friend John Egbert. Though he doesn’t know you’re coming, it’s all a surprise. The reason for your surprise visit, you have something you’ve been wanting to tell him since the first time you saw him on Skype, after meeting on Pesterchum.

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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    It's your job to protect him until your last breath.

    You won't fail.

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    In which John Egbert is dead, and the only one who can see him is his best friend's older brother.

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    John was kidnapped by a gang of four called The Midnight Crew. It is up to Dave, Rose, and Jade to, hopefully, save John Egbert.

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    The Norse Gods, Huginn and Munnin, are two messenger gods that take the forms of Ravens and give information to Odin, have rebelled and fled Odin. Upon plight of escape, Muninn is injured, and plummets to Earth, being stripped of his godliness and becoming mortal. Huginn, not being able to bear the thought of losing his brother, followed him to Earth, but manages to keep his godliness.

    When John Egbert is on his way home from the market, he finds a wounded Raven, and decides to take it home and nurse it back to health. But what happens when that wounded bird is a former God?

    //ok so basically, Dirk and Dave are the gods Muninn and Huginn, just to clear things up haha. this is my first fanfic on here so bear with me//

    //Updates Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays//

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    Throwing away the last bit of your morality, you figure you might as well make the trip to hell worthwhile.

    You kiss the 14 year old.

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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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