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    Dave is a schizophrenic boy and has been sick most of his life. Problem is, he is denying his illness and medication, which will lead him into vivid hallucinations. His bro is forcing him to eat his medication, and so far, Dave has been free of any hallucinations for a while, but his self-hatred is still there. One day at the hospital, Dave meets John, a cheery fellow. But will John be able to help Dave, or simply drive him mad?

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    An AU wherein Dad Crocker's biological mother is the nyotalia version of Prussia. Because that would make about as much sense as anything that canonically happens in Homestuck

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    6
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    Mermaids are dangerous creatures that can change moods very quickly and don't fair well with humans.
    A mermaids' bite can signify three things:- 1) They bit you out of distrust/self-defense and then they released a small poison into you.The area where they bit would start to turn purple until it eventually rots, you die, or the bite just leaves you feeling sick for a week. 2)They bit you softly on purpose on the right side of your neck.This means that they trust you for now. The area where they bit glows silver a little at night. And 3)If a Mermaid bites you on the left side of your neck,sucks and licks the wound clean then they have chosen you to be their mate, or think that you would be a suitable mate. That bite wound glows red at night.

    John is just too curious for his own good and ends up befriending a grouchy merman. This ends up getting him in quite a lot of trouble. John you dumbass. You never turn your back on the body. EVER. (Mermaid AU~)

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    18
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

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    Based on this prompt:- I’m a super tough punk who hates authority. Your parents are cops who have met me more than once but I like you a lot.

    I changed it up a bit. May continue it if wanted, but if not i'll leave it like this.

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    In a ruined world, the song of humanity goes on, but whether or not that song shall be choked out of existence is up to six children.

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    Dave is locked in a tower and waits to be rescued by his prince. John is waiting to rescue a princess. Neither get exactly what they hoped for.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    21
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    Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward. But what happens when four children are given the powers of Gods? What happens when, in a world that detests difference, what is different becomes something else entirely? And what happens when a secret government organisation gains knowledge of these children?

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    4/?
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    5
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Aradia trolls Dave, they get hitched (for Reasons), and then she trolls him some more. Featuring Dave's entirely not-hysterical point of view, Karkat as the troll-maid-tron of his honor, entirely too many jars of dead things, Afterus, and gross inaccuracies regarding Canada:

    You have a minor Aspect. It’s rare, but you can’t do anything with it, so you’ve never thought much about Time. You never thought that when you were busy miring yourself in the bureaucracy of joining the general jury pool and completing your voter registration you’d be signing yourself up for someone to browse the classified catalog and order you as a mail-order brobride.

    As for how Aradia feels about your engagement, you don’t ask. You might as well ask why she always approaches you from behind if your back isn’t to a wall or why she now insists on referring to Bro as Dad or why her KangerSheepMom makes you treat all open spaces like an unending game of the-floor-is-lava. (The-Floor-Is-Lava echoes in your mind like that should be important somehow. Too late, (always too late?) the vague familiarity is gone, a dream fled upon waking.)

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    Dad expected nothing less of his afternoon than to be baking filled, but a certain promiscuous Strider butts into that and flips it upside down with the power of a few text messages

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
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    24
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    1
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    484
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
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    215
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    43
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    4809
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    He…fu…lo? You inc…etent imb…

    Rose's heart thumped. “Did you hear that?”

    He froze. “I heard something alright.”

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Superhero AU with hopefully lots of cute happenings going on. Need I say more?

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    2/?
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    10
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    Chapters:
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    ==> Be the sad kid
    ==> You; be the albino kid

    Inabilities to RECOLLECT. Dreams of FREEDOM. Avoiding light, avoiding people, avoiding yourself. Growing up and simply acknowledging TRUE LOVE.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
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    8
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    “Are you okay? Maybe you should sit down.” Without waiting for an answer, John helped him sit down on the edge of the bed.

    “Yeah, I’m great. Wouldn’t you be, after being a living battery for perigees?”

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    Chapters:
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    12
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    Joan Egbert gets fed up with being Joan, and comes out to her dad as John.

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    1/1
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    15
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    Yes, Karkat is a nurse. Yes, he is happy being a nurse. No, that does not mean he's great in hospitals. He works in the clinic off the hospital, not in the hospital, and yeah, he doesn't have the best experiences in hospitals.

    But let's not think about that right now. (Too late).

    This is the second time Karkat has been in a hospital, with someone he cares about unconscious on a hospital bed. He wasn't happy with it happening once, honestly. Twice seems excessive.

    Oh well. Something good can still come out of this experience, right?

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    English
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    6,174
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    392
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    Basically following John and Dave as they grow up and therefore go on the road to discovering who they are. Or something like that.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
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    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128

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