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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    18/?
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    77
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    202
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    41
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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

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    6/6
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    19
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    49
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    3
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    1072
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    Jane Crocker is exiled from her home in Vault 101 after her dad, the head of the Vault's medical program, mysteriously disappears on Jane's nineteenth birthday. She is now on the trail, leaving her friend Roxy behind to venture out into the dark overworld of the Capital Wasteland.

    There, she meets Jake English, a hardened veteran of the harsh, outside world. Deeming himself Jane's official protector, he tags along on her journey to follow the trail left behind by her father...

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    English
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    3,560
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    7/?
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    2
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    4
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    1
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    108
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    On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.

    John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.

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    60,412
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    139
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    661
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    102
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    This is exactly how Homestuck happened. Andrew Hussie simply wrote the story entirely incorrectly. (-:

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    157
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    1/1
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    7
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    15
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    100
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    Прошло чертовых двенадцать лет, и ты это понял после того, как утром посмотрел на себя в зеркало. Вернее, вчера вечером вы с отцом рассматривали старые фотки, на которых ты еще мелкий, и тебе где-то одиннадцать, или примерно так, и ты вдруг вспомнил, что у тебя были друзья. Крутые друзья по переписке.

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    Русский
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    1
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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    English
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    2,759
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    5
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    "Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"

    Ask and you shall receive.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
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    2
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    A group of families with connections to SkaiaNet and the Beta Guardians enters the game. Same-universe spinoff written to be accessible to non-Homestuck readers.

    Elaine Timbal of New York, a senior developer at SkaiaNet, uses her inside knowledge of Sburb to protect her family - but in doing so reveals the sacrifices it took to build the game.

    Martin Nunsworth of Oxford, UK, Bro Strider's old fencing master, seizes it as an opportunity to save his students. Meanwhile, his wife Maria reveals chilling information about what's to come.

    Alok Misra of Bangalore, India, a distribution contractor for SkaiaNet, finds Jade Harley's copy of the Sburb beta impossible to deliver. The extra copy represents a chance to escape for he and his family.

    In Washington State, Dad Egbert's sisters prepare to enter the game, but a crippling injury and severe damage to Sburb's own infrastructure leave them scrambling.

    As these four families prepare to enter, one thing becomes clearer and clearer: they are not welcome. Exactly four people were meant to play Sburb, and the game doesn't take kindly to stowaways...

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    English
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    41,321
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    830
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    In which John admits that he is completely head-over-heels in love with Karkat.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    19
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1229
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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    20
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    English
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    9,675
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1156
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

    Series
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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    2359
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    2,211
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    46
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    8
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    AU in which Dad is a foster parent and Jade is just another in a long line of orphans.

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    1/?
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    4
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    1
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    68
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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

    Language:
    English
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    11,418
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    28
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    3
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    249
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    Dave and Jade weren't sure if they were ready to become a full-fledged family fresh out of college. That doesn't stop nature from choosing otherwise.

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    English
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    1,812
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    275
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    Maybe John should have just stayed at home and passed out candy to the little kids. But hey, haunted houses can't be that bad, right?

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    English
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    1/2
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    2
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    Dirk’s only ever seen photos of Jake English before. He thought the boy was mildly attractive--model material, sure, but nothing special. No alluring mystique, but enough enthusiasm to make up for it on an amateur level.
    In real life, he is perfect.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    -You are Dave Strider and you are unwanted. You’re sure you are and have no problem explaining to yourself as to why, but of course not to anyone else. No one knows how things are with you, and you don’t think about it too much either. But everyone knows how there are times when one does get lost in thoughts, and while most debate reality you will debate why your brother didn’t dump you at an orphanage when he found you as an infant.-

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    English
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    1,227
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    54

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