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    There exists a different timeline where John accepts Jade’s offer to jump through her and join Dave, Karkat, and the others on their three year journey on the meteor. Through some twist in the fabric of time, space and at least three other metaphorical abstractions, John and Karkat become boyfriend…matesprit… things and do boyfriend-matesprit stuff. Now suddenly Karkat isn’t feeling well? Both species will end up learning a few things that they may not have wanted to about Troll Biology.

    Also contains weird bullshit science, gratuitous switching of POV, weird game mechanics, teenagers totally having sex, prankster shenanigans, dumb kids being dumb, stupid portmanteau words where I try to be clever, and many other things that may or may not have to do with alien boy pregnancy. Tags specific to the chapter will be listed in beginning notes!

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    John is entering his first year of High school, and like any freshman during the 1950s', he is scared out of his mind. This all changes when he gets paired up with one of the scariest kids in school, Dave Strider, who teaches him the ins and outs on 'how to be cool'. But what will happen when the two of them get pulled into something they'd never even expected? And more importantly, will they ever actually pass Chemistry 9?

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    First Piercing. Shared with John Egbert, age fourteen.
    Needles are scary, bro.

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    The universally asked question by children, whether or not they can fly. When they were young, four children asked, and four guardians responded.

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    Things get out of control for Dave Strider. He has been slowly loosing everyone left and right and he doesn't know how much more he can take of it. A world infested of zombies is not very kind.

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    3/?
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    The Ups and Downs of the Colour Red and How it Pertains To Both Sides of the Strong Emotion Spectrum,
    or,
    JohnDave soulmate AU based off this prompt. archiveofourown.org/works/2846762

    I tried.

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    3
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    this was meant for hswc 2014 but my team picked the cliche entry for the theme "cycles". so enjoy this, maybe?

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    Weird things happen when you live down the street from Vrischika Serket. Weirder things happen still when you attend classes at the YMCA together.

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    In which it's Christmas, and Dave and John each try to prove their respective families do the dumbest, most embarrassing things during the holidays.

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    5/?
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    In an effort to get back into writing, I asked for a couple of BroJohn drabbles from tumblr followers and from friends! That's pretty much all there is to explain. Rating will be teen for now, but might be bumped up later. This are all crossposted on my tumblr blog, tagged under #rave fic. (Drabble requests are closed!)

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    2/?
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    In a world where some people have the ability to transform into weapons, where others have the ability to wield them, where corrupted beings called kishin terrorize the populace and witches wage passive war on society, Dave Strider has it all going for him. He's a badass sword-gun who's consumed 99 kishin souls, and soon he and his Meister, Gamzee, will go and kill a witch, whose soul will finally make him into the most powerful kind of weapon -- a Death Scythe. Sure, he has no memory of his past before two years ago, his Meister is a detached weirdo and his only other friends are a pair of snarky girlfriends who constantly canoodle in front of him, but it's okay, because killing a witch and eating her soul will make it all better. Well that was the plan, anyway.

    What he didn't plan on was recognizing someone for the first time in two years. Just his luck; that someone was the witch they were out to kill.

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    Dad and John. After a long day of shopping for gifts with his father, six-year-old John learns more about his mother and learns about how his parents met when his father tells the story over a cup of hot chocolate. Complete.

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    There's a new kid at Dave Strider's school, a mute kid named John Egbert, and there's just something about him.

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    Dave was bored. He hated his job, his post, his stupid luck, and more. The list seems to go on and on. He's going to be stuck on the west wall of Derse - a totally inactive post where nothing happens. It seemed like a dead end to his 'guardsman career'. Things got interesting when he found John in front of his camp. Little did he know that this stranger would change the world as he knew it either for the better or the worse.
    Pushed down the Dersian crater, John was lucky to survive with only a twisted ankle. The worst part however wasn't over, it seemed like his appearance caused ripples in the society. Who is this "Heir" they're talking about? And what does Derse have to do with his past?

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    11/?
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    Vriska had decided to take refuge on earth, per John's request after making up with him. Although, not having access to her recaupercoon had caused some complications for her.

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    Your name is Dave Egbert, well that's what all of the original paperwork says but that gets changed later.

    You've always questioned why you look different from your dad but that's for a later story and right now you're going to relive your memories.

    This is your story of how you find out the truth.

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    Everyone needs somewhere to go after their session goes wrong.

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    22/?
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    Bro hasn't seen Dadbert in awhile, and they both just so happen to have a kid in the year they haven't seen each other; cuteness ensues.

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    2/?
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    Let the Games begin.

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