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    Bro Strider sat at his couch. Naked. With a smuppet up his ass. Moaning like the lustiest gay pornstar in the universe. Bro Strider was streaming for his website.

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    3/?
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    85
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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    English
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    270
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    you do not like boys and dave should not be kissing you.

    //

    who is dave?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    34
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    1
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    As far as Jane's dad is concerned, she and Roxy are just best friends.

    That misconception ends tonight.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    32
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    3
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    You reluctantly hold the bottle and bring it to your lips, hearing Dave's remark just before you tip it back: "I don't even know what that means?" You give a laugh before pouring the hot liquid into your mouth and promptly moving the bottle away as you try not to spit out the alcohol. You look at Dave wide-eyed, who's watching you right back. The alcohol tastes bitter on your tongue, and it makes you want to retch. You squeeze your eyes as you force yourself to swallow, the liquid leaving a scorching trail down your throat.

    Dave takes the bottle from you to take another sip while you're left to cough and scrunch your face at the sharp aftertaste left on your tongue. "Agh! That's terrible! Why would anybody want to drink that?" You reason.

    The blond swallows before answering, "To get drunk? Duh."

    "You're already drunk. Haven't you had enough?"

    "Maybe. But you're not, yet, and we gotta fix that."

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    16
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    Gold for the master,
    Silver for the maid,
    Copper for the craftsman
    Cunning in his trade.
    “Good!” Said the Baron,
    Proud inside his hall.
    “But iron - cold iron - is master of them all!”

    -Bruce Lee
    A feudal sci-fi tale.

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    3/?
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    It's before the big battle and everyone is getting ready. John unable to suppress some feelings decides to write a letter to someone he once loved very much, his father.

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    1/1
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    Every one thinks that we're perfect.
    A fanfic based on Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

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    1/1
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    "And you will never know
    Just how beautiful you are to me
    But maybe I'm just in love
    When you wake me up"

    John's in love with Dave and Dave is having trouble saying how he feels. But even if he did, he's worried it wouldn't fix the wounds he's already caused with his abrupt actions. Now it's up to Dave to catch John before he falls too far and finally heal what's been broken.

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    3,523
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    29
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    5
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    Mom and Dad are happily married with their four beautiful children, John, Rose, Dave, and Jade. Christmas has arrived, and it is time for fun and family.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    9
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    2
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    Just a bunch off one shots. Request anything (wait, i don't write straight couples well)! I usually don't kink shame, so I'll write for anyone. Anon or not, I just really wanna write lol.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    This is me trying to get better at my writing. I'm going to try to post one a day. Requests are open, and definitely wanted. I want to keep this fluffy and angsty, though, I don't want to write smut for this. All smut requests should be posted on my smut one-shots. I suck at writing as female characters so those aren't really preferred. If you have a specific prompt that you want, be sure to comment it or send it to me. http://brokencupcakeart.deviantart.com/ - My Deviantart. You can contact me here! Some prompts might be repeated, that's just because it's difficult to find 365 non-smutty prompts. They will not be repeated pairings! I will also try my hardest to make them different. The place I got the prompt will be added in at the beginning of each chapter. If you're sending in a prompt that's not yours, please try to credit the place. These are not only for the Hetalia fandom! There will one shots from other fandoms in here as well!

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    Chapters:
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    16
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    Normality is a wonderful, yet unappreciated thing. We take what we have for granted and don't realize we love it until it's ripped away from us.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    18
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    718
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    Jane never liked school. The only friend she'd ever made was her penpal, Jake, who lived somewhere in the middle of the ocean, and all the kids in school bullied her. That is, until the new boy moves in from Texas.

    Dirk didn't talk to many people except his penpal, Roxy, who lived all the way somewhere in upstate New York, and nobody really made an effort to reach out to him. That is, until he moved to Seattle and met a really nice girl.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    615
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    Dave isn't accustomed to staying in a household with near constant food access and huge homecooked meals, so when he spends the night at John's he goes a bit overboard. John isn't quite displeased with the results.

    AKA silly one-shots about John trying to prank Dave into stuffing himself, only to find out that he really likes the results on his best bro and Dave gets into it. Idea and art by verzisphere, written by riyuyami

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    You kiss him. 

    It’s different when you mean it, when you twist your body against his with the full intention of following through and keeping him afterwards, when the arousal pounding into you in time with your pulse is definitely something you want. You bite the curve of his lips, lick into his mouth in wet and filthy motions. The entire kiss is slightly desperate and mostly vicious, a thing born of a conversational stand-still, and for a while, it seems like Dave might even respond, his mouth moving with you almost out of habit.

    You don't know when this all went wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    113,333
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    219
    Kudos:
    360
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    John doesn't know, does he? Poor naive kid.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    English
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    47,690
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    209
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    49
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    6083
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    "There comes a point when your best friend doesn't even like you, y'know.

    When the person who should stick with you hates you and I realized that nobody needs me-

    nobody wants me,"

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221,394
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1069
    Kudos:
    1996
    Bookmarks:
    484
    Hits:
    58867

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