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    He has black hair, blue eyes and glasses. He's a piano playing dork that likes god fucking awful movies. He's my room mate at college and his name is John. And, I think I might sort of like him a lot. Like, love a lot.

    Now witness, as I do my best to (ironically) be as involved in his life as is humanly possible, and fuck it all up.

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    2/?
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    “Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
    Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.

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    3/?
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    17
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    7
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    13/?
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    129
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    148
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    8
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    1941
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    13 years after the death of John Egbert, strange rumors started coming out of the town of Skaia. Upon hearing the new myths from her old town, an up and coming author, Rose Lalonde, flies down to check it out. After the ghost stories start carrying a lot more weight than she had anticipated, Rose calls some old friends and acquires the help of some odd teenagers in an attempt to get to the bottom of the whole ordeal.

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    2/?
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    15
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    3
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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    7/?
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    5
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    11
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    110
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    The day that Jake is sent across seas for his job in the army, Dirk becomes a single parent to his baby brother Dave. Now he's alone without his best friend, struggling to raise and support a baby on his own.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    48
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    2
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    1/1
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    2
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    20
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    Dad is glad then mad and Bro is just Bro

    Series
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    1/1
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    Once a valiant knight for his best friend the prince, Dave is a rogue on the run after he was framed for his brother's murder. A few years later, assassins are after the prince and Dave is called back since he's the most skilled swordsmen in the land. If he escorts John to a safe house without harm, his criminal charges will be dropped. But a lot of hate has showed up between the two boys during their years apart, making their trip a lot harder than it should be.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
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    12
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    668
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    John's in a hurry, Dave isn't going to say no. They're both distracted.

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    1/1
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    10
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    38
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    2
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    John's a sad lil one and Dave comes to cheer him up. As you may have noticed, they go camping. It's sorta cute and fluffy and sad and I dont even know.

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    John does what he has to.

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    John Egbert's a freshly graduated college student whose expertise is artificial intelligence (but whose actual expertise is in 'screwing things up', with a minor in 'goofing around'). When he gets recruited to deal with a perplexing AI on behalf of Squarewave heir Dave Strider and his absentee founder-brother, John thinks his job seems fairly easy. However, he's soon to be proven wrong.

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    10
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    Dave was bored. He hated his job, his post, his stupid luck, and more. The list seems to go on and on. He's going to be stuck on the west wall of Derse - a totally inactive post where nothing happens. It seemed like a dead end to his 'guardsman career'. Things got interesting when he found John in front of his camp. Little did he know that this stranger would change the world as he knew it either for the better or the worse.
    Pushed down the Dersian crater, John was lucky to survive with only a twisted ankle. The worst part however wasn't over, it seemed like his appearance caused ripples in the society. Who is this "Heir" they're talking about? And what does Derse have to do with his past?

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    English
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    20,046
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    36
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    5
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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    Chapters:
    29/29
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    With James Egbert as your dominant you find yourself all a tingle the moment he walks in the door. You know what will happen. You want it to happen. And the fact that you are willing to submit scares you a bit (you decide you don't care.)

    The reader is non gender specific so males and females, or anyone in between can enjoy.

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    1/1
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    3
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    17
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

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    English
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    22,485
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    53
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1338
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    Set in the AU heinoustuck, it's John's 13th birthday. It's him versus his Dad as he avoids contact with the disturbing old man for as long as he can, despite being told of the inevitable by his monster-friend Dave.

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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    After discovering a strange gray guy in the woods, John would have never initially expected he was a real alien! But then, a lot of unexpected things followed, such as the heavy burden of his past the alien seemed to carry and the slow developing of feelings between the two. That one day Karkat's world would catch up with the both of them, neither could have foresaw. The real question was, could they survive it?

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    English
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    1,642
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    14
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    1
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    After the traumatic events of SBURB, one father is left picking up the pieces.

    (This is a reader contributing story! Suggests prompts in the comments and it may be featured in the chapters to come.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,488
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    51

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