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    You think you know him. After all, not many people wear such stupid shades in public. Ben Stiller? Lame.

    (for the anon who dropped this in my box: waiting in the airport and flight gets delayed "How hey, I think I've seen you in one of my classes at uni?" Au)

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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    HTTYD+Homestuck AU. Dave Vantas Strider finds an egg in the woods, and it hatches into a (not) majestic dragon.

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    Dave Strider is definitely your best friend and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Until hes kidnapped that is...

    Several years later, Rose discovers Dave laying in an alleyway shortly after leaving the library. He managed to escape, but not before he was severely beaten.

    John/Dave ensues

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    3/?
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and your life is a living hell.

     

    In which John sees pieces of the game everywhere, his friends don't talk much and he wonders why winning feels like losing.

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    Having lived his entire life deep beneath the dead canopy of his world, Karkat seeks to escape the pitch black darkness that has been his entire life. Karkat is willing to risk everything to escape this life with nothing to lose. John however has always lived with the freedom to go wherever he wishes, be with whoever he wishes, to travel wherever he wishes, but with the responsibility to grow up and take over an entire tribe of people as the Heir to his father. What happens when the people who's lives exist in completely opposite realms of mind and life, meet? Well, with a few problems in the way, and the fact that trolls like Karkat kill and devour humans like John and the tribe he is tasked to protect, we will find out.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are currently in a very bad situation, you cannot see very well because your glasses have been broken. Dave Strider the resedent cool kid is standing above you and you are sitting on the floor with your back to the lockers and have some very lame tears are flowing down your face. You are currently very much regretting that shitty prank your played on Dave Strider and his brainless john friends. Your vision is starting to cloud just a little and you fear its from a concusion. Luckly him and his friends are walking away as your think (you assume from bordem) but you seem to not have the nessisary skills to move plus it seems that your side is hurting a bit to much for that very difficult task. Your vision is starting to turn a little to dark for your liking.
    You sure hope the school librarian stays late like yesterday.

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    Your name is John Egbert, the year is 1902, almost seventy years ago the Industrial Revolution began and almost fifty years ago the pandemic started nearly dooming the world you knew. The pandemic affected millions and caused those infected to become as cold and pale as a corpse and become cannibalistic. The doctor called those infected, zombies.

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    Author summary: The spunky detective lass has solved another case!

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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    17/?
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    Open verse Centaurstuck.exe
    ==> Go back. No, go way back... to before the beginning.

    The village is burning.

    They’re killing your people. They came in the night and they brought guns. Came while you were all sleeping and defenceless and there are so many of them and they just… just started killing. Sloppy, with fire and lead and little to no regard of how much damage they’d do, fast and careless and taking as much as they can. Dead or alive doesn't matter to them; they’ll make a fortune from the blackened bones alone.

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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is your seventeenth birthday.
    And as much as your dad means well he can really mess things up sometimes.

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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    Haha this was mainly about John but I don't know what will happen to this. It's probably going to be shorts about different characters now. All of it will be sadstuck probably.

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    Jesus how did this happen?

    Seriously, how?
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    Dave and Dirk fall into a situation and do not know how to handle it.
    This situation is called love and it's seriously wrecking them.
    Hard core.
    How are 'psychopaths' supposed to deal with this?
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    In this world Trolls and Human share a world. There ain't no 'humanstuck' because I really don't like humanstuck.
    Like... At all.

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    You used to think that there was nothing you couldn't handle.

    Boy, were you wrong.

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