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    Jake has always been fascinated by his cousin. Such pale skin, deep blue eyes, so small. So fragile. All humans were fragile. So weak. Jake could so easily break their bones, rip their flesh off with his teeth, make screams spill from their lips. But Jake didn't want that for his dear little cousin. No. He wanted him to be strong like him. John was his; he would do anything to keep him by his side for eternity. He would make him a demon so they could walk to the ends of the earth together.

    What Jake didn't know was that there was one who would not so easily let him take John.

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    2/?
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    1/?
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    Dave Strider is more then happy to spend the apocalypse locked up in his apartment.

    But really, who spends the apocalypse hiding forever?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    183
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    Today is the day, you think. Eighteenth year of your miserable life begun just a few minutes ago and you still cannot sleep. It's midnight and it's too quiet to be normal.

    Exiting your apartment seemed to have been a good idea, but it turned out to be the opposite. There was no sound at all. Either you are dreaming or something is seriously wrong. Like… for example, this creepy weird horned guy (seriously horns, wtf, why would you cosplay at night, that makes no sense?) who is holding some sort of weird cupcake-like device in the middle of your roof and looking at you like you have grown another head.

    Until you see a black shadow with… wait, is that a fucking chainsaw?
    While you were wondering that, you, Dave Strider, just realized that you may have gone to the wrong place at a very wrong time, as you fall down and everything fades to black.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    30
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    363
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    171
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    139
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2157
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    When Dave is returned to Bro after three years of absence, he's unsure how to act -- a short-lived coma has left him questioning how much of the past three years was reality. Bro, on the other hand, has been kept in the dark about his brother's whereabouts -- he only knows that the man behind it all has made their lives hell for long enough.

    Post-Sburb AU. Multiple canon elements altered.

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    29,142
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    40
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    85
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to entire his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    10
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    2
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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    30,417
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    107
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    159
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1585
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    Dirk and Jane sneak off to mess around.
    "Don't be a hoe because you're sad and angry, seeking for revenge... Be a hoe for you."
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    This is a little messy since I wrote this in random spurts, so bear with it lol. I'll explain in the notes.

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    495
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    1,283,939
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1053
    Kudos:
    1319
    Bookmarks:
    254
    Hits:
    73498
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    The Heir of Life, and Witch of Rage then Prince of Blood, and Seer of Hope. Humans who in different times try to help their other friends play a game. one that they seem destined to loose every time. In another dimension, the Thief Of Rage and Knight of Void helps their 12 troll friends to win a game while trying to get along with all the weirdos they call friends.

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    2,137
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    You dont know how you ended up here, but you better get used to it quick.

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    8,423
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    63
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    English
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    16,060
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    708
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    7,468
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    430
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    23,069
    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4051
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    Lame overused title I know.

     

    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.

     

    Lame description I know.

    Language:
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    11,250
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
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    370
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    Your name is John Egbert and you've decided to go on a diet. Since childhood, with all the cakes you've been fed, you're chubby and overweight. Puffed out cheeks, a flabby stomach, gigantic thighs, and fat fingers. Unattractive and fat, your crush on Dave is laughable, with a body like this. Compared to all this slim females wanting to be called Dave's significant other, he's nothing but dirt. So, he'll try and have a better chance of becoming so by losing weight. Fast as possible.

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    English
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    7,296
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    370
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    A young man stands in his father’s study, a shattered mug at his feet. It just so happens that today, June 19, is FATHER’S DAY.

    Poor kid never saw it coming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,485
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19

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