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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that your a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, you just moved in and don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    40/?
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    10/?
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    12
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    This is a sequel. A seasonal thing that's just another thing out there floating around John and Dave's obvious homo attractions. As you can see I am bad at summaries. It's short. You might as well give it a read.

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    EB:hey! i am! calm down dork :B
    TG:psh.
    TG:so when will you be here?
    EB:dont worry!! ill be there soon :B
    TG:k

    This was the last conversation you had with your best friend and crush. It has been 3 years since the accident. And today, April of 13th is the day you find him.

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    idek man that title sucked.

    just a small drabble highschool au that i wrote bcus im bored as heck. i guess it was suppose tobe brodad but its only like bro checking dad out. idek man.

    but like... highschool aus

    bomb diggity

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    1/1
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    19/?
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    Feferi Peixes is the heiress to an evil empire; an empire that she is not entirely sure she can dismantle and overthrow alone. Especially against a leader such as Her Imperial Condescension. When Alternia finally makes contact with planet Earth, Feferi views this as an opportunity. With the help of her friends and some new contacts she has on Earth, she begins smuggling trolls on the culling list to Earth to help them find a new life.

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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    12/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    21/?
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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck, written as always with my co-writer and rp specialist Abigail (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    1/?
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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    6/?
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    "Cigar?"
    "Ah... No, not this time around, thank you. Rather not go through /that/ again."
    "A'ight. Suit yourself."

    Just a DirkJake AU in a 1920's AU where they're partners and big names in organized crime and mafia of alcohol distribution. Meanwhile, Jane is a crossdressing sleuth out to crack their case, and Roxy is a stylish young lady out to make a statement and start trends. Fluffy shenanigans, plenty of comedy, implied (and perhaps actual) smut, scandalous things, and a hint of mafia-based bloodshed.

    I will be using actual terms through the duration of the story, imply real events, and use historical fact for everything. Words with a * will be further delved upon in author's notes. Enjoy the ride.

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    4/?
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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

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    4/?
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    Dad expected nothing less of his afternoon than to be baking filled, but a certain promiscuous Strider butts into that and flips it upside down with the power of a few text messages

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    After Sburb/Sgrub is finally over, everyone goes to live on earth, even the trolls. Everyone is alive again, and the weary heroes are finally able to rest in peace and forget about the game that had ruled their lives for the past three years.

    Or so they thought.

    Though Karkat felt immensely guilty over giving Jade's new universe cancer, he never thought about how it might affect him personally, he only thought of the general populace. Then, something horrible happens, and everyone's world is turned upside down when Karkat's mistake hits home.

    One of them has cancer. It's terminal and extremely serious. They most likely won't live through it.

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    20/?
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    Dirk Strider is a pretty chilled dude without many worries. However, although the previous years had sucked, how would this year of schooling be more significant among others? Well family issues, emotional issues, assignments and coming in through the doors of an open room in a high school with a bunch of strange people with strange egos, of course.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    18
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