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    An au where everything is the same except the beta kids never played SBURB.

    John finds out that he is going to be visiting Dave down in Texas for part of the summer and that includes meeting the alleged Bro Strider, of whom John only knows from the times that he walked into screen shot while Dave and John were video chatting a few times. Against Johns better instincts and judgment, he is attracted to and intends to pursue Daves older brother, whom is probably somewhere around the age of 30, while in Texas.

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    9,891
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. Now with more canon-compliance!

    (Features brief Dirk/Roxy, 'cause babies gotta come from somewhere.)

    Series
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    15,584
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1636
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    Inspired by the game Coma.

    John wakes up, to find his life has changed, he lives in a large dull house in the middle of an expansive countryside. Join him in his quest to save his sister amidst the unsettling muteness of his new dreamlike life. An escape from reality wherein other monsters may lie.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    Okay, Karkat. Get ahold of yourself. Pretend that the God of Heart didn’t just tell you to tap that ass. (Not that John has a bad ass. You didn’t get much of a chance to look at it but from what you’ve seen it’s actually pretty- nope not thinking about that right now.)

    Series
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    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    74
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    21,474
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    942
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

    Series
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    708
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    56
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    Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. In which humans and trolls can successfully reproduce. (Vriska is equivalent to 19 years in this, which I guess counts as teenage pregnancy)

    Same AU as I'd Only Choose You (happens about a year after). Karezi as a major side pairing.

    Series
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    48,088
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1030
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    John tries to go home for winter break but a sudden blizzard cancels all of the flights and he gets (airport)stuck there. He then meets one of the other kids in his astronomy class (any guesses? of course not it's all in the tags you dumbass) and they become friends.

    Homestuck Mordern AU and implied College AU

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    88
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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

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    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    483
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

    Series
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    17,724
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1230
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    The soft click of the clock was really the only thing Vriska could pay attention to. The voice of the teacher was blocked out by her own thoughts as she waited for the final minutes of class, the final minutes of the school day.
    She just wanted to go home.
    Who knew being a exchange student from Mexico would be so, infuriating?
    Well, at least she had her sister to look forward to talking with…….
    Right?

    Words:
    3,319
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Once upon a time, there was a boy named John Egbert, on the cusp of his 18th birthday and heir to the Prospit crown.

    His three best friends are a seer, a knight, and a witch, and they are the three last people that his court advisers want him to trust.

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    9,768
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    920
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Words:
    101,559
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5000
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    14
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    116
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Words:
    687,701
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    291
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    17400
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

    Words:
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    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1749
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

    Words:
    8,394
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    278
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

    Words:
    24,540
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1655
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    “Yeah I know.” John bit his lip. “But, um . . . well you see . . .”

    Dave’s face fell for half a second. Shit, this couldn’t be going where he thought it was going. No.

    “Um, well, I can’t really tell Karkat, because, well . . . He’s sorta who I’m crushing on.”

    Shit.

    Words:
    8,940
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1336
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    TG: ok so listen up we got a whole lot of shit to get done and we gotta get it done today
    TG: so first order of business
    TG: we got to make a fucking cake
    TG: and when i say cake i mean the most succulent moist cream of the crop dessert that has ever graced this pathetic excuse for a meteor
    TG: its gonna be the king of cakes
    TG: the cake overlord
    TG: so much red velvet up in this bitch
    tentacleTherapist [TT] responded to memo.
    TT: Dave, your metaphors are getting away from you again.

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    Happy birthday, John!

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    1
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    7
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