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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    4/?
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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

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    "The Condense found a planet. She attacked the planets. She did something with it's inhabitants. No real retaliation. So on and so forth. Blah blah blah blah blah."

    i was getting pretty tired of seeing "there was a war and the trolls got enslaved and now some troll (most often karkat,) is sad and angesty and hurt and so his master (most often dave) battles between continuing to abuse him or treating him with a reasonable amount of respect" because let's be honest here if there was a war the trolls would fucking dominate i mean they have space warships and a bamf empress and we've got bluffing and that weird greeny-yellow gatorade for god's sake

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    1/?
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    23/?
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    John has a cat and wants to bring her to college with him. Sadly, his university didn't allow pets. He attempts to sneak the cat in his room and meets the one and only Dave Strider on the way.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    17/?
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    Dove Strider wants to be a male but Sis doesn't like it and John is gay and Dad doesn't like that.

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    4/?
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    35/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    8/?
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    16/?
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    10
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    52
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    2
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    10/?
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    AU in which Dad is a foster parent and Jade is just another in a long line of orphans.

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    1/?
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend.

    (I don't know if you guys are going to like me by the end of this, I'm sorry, really sorry.)

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    Dave and Jade weren't sure if they were ready to become a full-fledged family fresh out of college. That doesn't stop nature from choosing otherwise.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    148
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    Maybe John should have just stayed at home and passed out candy to the little kids. But hey, haunted houses can't be that bad, right?

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    2
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