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    Would it hurt to lose control just once? If you do can you stop before real damage is dealt. Old ghosts from Jake's past pay him a visit only they aren't ghost or there to make amends.

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    28,069
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    6
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    831
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    134
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    144
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    31
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    3097
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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    449
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    2035
    Bookmarks:
    542
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    86398
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    40,091
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    50
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    118
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    22
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    2549
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    4,346
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    8
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    2
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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    17,753
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1137
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    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

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    9,356
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    704
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    English
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    3,094
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    170
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    You know, Skaia is definitely not on the list of the top ten places you want to be right now. After all, it was only a couple hours ago (hours, you repeated. Only hours) that you were met with your own death; as well as the death of… several others. Jack Noir is a real jerk. Regardless, you have a job to do here, a job that only you and one other person, though you suppose that the Sprites could help, could do. The dead needed to be laid to rest; buried.

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    1,522
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    1/1
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    476
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    858,850
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    394
    Kudos:
    530
    Bookmarks:
    127
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    26723
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    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    92
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    271
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    7139
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    831
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    The first death had been close to his heart, and suddenly the world had no breeze.
    The second death had come as a shock, and he felt himself being being boxed in by reality.
    The third death was filled with denial, leaving an empty void where no light would enter.
    The fourth and final death pushed him over the edge, his heart shattering to pieces.

    No more, he said as he completed the contract.

    No more.

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    English
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    9,781
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
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    7
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    259
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    He has black hair, blue eyes and glasses. He's a piano playing dork that likes god fucking awful movies. He's my room mate at college and his name is John. And, I think I might sort of like him a lot. Like, love a lot.

    Now witness, as I do my best to (ironically) be as involved in his life as is humanly possible, and fuck it all up.

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    5,338
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    22
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    3
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    233
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2166
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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151,193
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    8786
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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    English
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    12,693
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    386
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,841
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2849

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