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    In which it's Christmas, and Dave and John each try to prove their respective families do the dumbest, most embarrassing things during the holidays.

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    English
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    1,756
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    118
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    Sleigh bells ring/Are you listening?
    A case in which two boys grow up through the subtle nuances of disjointed family, question everything from infanthood to adolescence, and in which everyone finds their missing piece at long last.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,156
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    52
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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,400
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    877
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    Your name is John Egbert and your dorm roommate is an asshole.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    973
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    48
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    This is the worst punishment he’s given you, by far. You've never felt so helpless. Your voice is long gone after begging, pleading with him to let you out, please, let you out.
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    Dad is fascinated with Dave and kidnaps him, keeping him as his own personal slave. Obviously out of character.
    There will be alternate endings, and I'll add tags as I add/come up with content.

    Language:
    English
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    7,832
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3010
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,218
    Chapters:
    74/91
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    643
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    Bro and John (try to) make a cake. Things happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    110
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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Alternate Title: The Dead May Shed No Tears + Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,096
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    369
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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,859
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    98
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you did NOTHING.
    You don't know how long you can keep up your FORCED SMILE or CHOKE on your TEARS.
    The CONSTANT SCREAMING doesn't seem to help either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,606
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    107
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009,870
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    652
    Kudos:
    683
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    35944
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,296
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1924
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    The world is black white and nuances of grey, until you find your 'so called' soulmate. Then you start seeing these things called 'blue' or 'red'. Some believe it, some don't.

    John Egbert does.
    Dave Strider does not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,656
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    In which Bro meets his alternate universe post scratch gender swapped 13year old self and she moves in with him and gendersawp Dave. Hijinks and Shenanigans ensue at Texas School For Not Quite Teenagers with all the trolls, AAAAAAAALL OF THEM and no one questions why they're gray and have horns because "they're just the exchange students from Canada!", the beta kids, the other alpha kids who also got sucked into this alternate universe, all of them are gender swapped, and normal students who just sorta have to deal with all this bullshit. Hussie is the principle, with Spades Slick as Vice Principle. What could go wrong?!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,815
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    75
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    Go ahead Dave. Keep joking about it. Keep saying you're just fucking with John. I think we all know better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,550
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    356
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    'Are you mad at your parents? Don't want to spend Thanksgiving alone yet again? Well then I'm your guy. Yes, a dude for hire.

    Just send me an email and we can talk and do this on your terms. And what’s that you say, no price? How is such a choice deal like this up with out a price. Well, just a warm meal and the promise of a couple hours of fun is enough for me.

    And, if you really want to spice things up, I can do any of the following upon your request.

    Act drunk
    Ask about politics at the table
    Propose
    Break up
    Start a fist fight with your father on the lawn for all to see
    Check out other family members while you pretend to not to notice.
    Anything you come up with as long as it’s relatively PG'
    [AKA john hires dave to piss of his family on thanksgiving]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,812
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1217
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    138,550
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    351
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    6855
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    Dave and john are little kids and They love each other sooooooo much!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,956
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3078
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,855
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2648

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