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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    English
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    20,451
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    393
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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    English
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    3,566
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    183
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    In which Dave can't sleep and goes to the beach to clear his mind but instead of sleep, it's Jake that he finds.

    In otherwords, Jake is a merman of the shark nature who rarely interacts with humans but he sees Dave and is awestruck by his beauty before deciding to just take him as he personal treasure.

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    English
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    13,192
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    170
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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

    Series
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    English
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    15,388
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

    Language:
    English
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    11,007
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    717
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sbrub kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    English
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    13,756
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    954
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    3,946
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    636
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    You've never doubted your ability to killer. You're Bro Strider for hell's sake, you've always been booming with confidence. The stuff basically spills off you. You'd never had a problem with any job before. Until you're hired to kill him. That's when things take a turn.

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    English
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    5,447
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    For once, Dave is having a pretty good night. Alternatively, Karkat is not.

    Directly fallows Not Listening.

    Series
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    English
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    2,567
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,475
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1986
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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,227
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1353
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    Dave asked help to his best bro John to courting someone. John reluctantly helped but little does Dave know it brought a pinch of pain in his heart.

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    3,409
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    24,522
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    5221
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,509
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3283
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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    English
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    42,787
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1155
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    He tells you that he wonders what it would be like to snap your neck; if you'd scream and cry and kick like that first girl he and Dirk watched Bro kill, or if you'd whine and writhe like the animals he has kept in jars down in the basement. You tell him you want him to snap your neck. He tells you he doesn't think he could go through with it.


    8tracks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,032
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1277
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    11,902
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    580
    Kudos:
    487
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    5837
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    Basically its about acceptance and shit

    Language:
    English
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    1,139
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    99
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    John's Dad is a proud Alpha man with a say in some pretty big business deals. He finds himself with less and less time to dedicate to his home and his son, so in an attempt to keep things steady and safe for his little boy, he invests in a baby sitter to do this job quite perfectly. Perfectly in a way that no one saw coming. At all. A powerful Alpha, by the nickname of Bro, is a perfect candidate for this particular job. And James is more that happy in the way it's falling into his devious plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,447
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    787
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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,833
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    727
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    6569

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