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    Jade, listen.
    You are nine years old.
    Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion.
    Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
    . . . . . .
    Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
    Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
    . . .
    Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea?
    Jade, what.
    Jade.
    Jaaaade.
    . . .
    Jade, do not jump on that raft.
    . . .
    Jade, I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade.
    Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
    Sighhhhh.
    It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall.
    It is most certainly regretful.

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    English
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    24,560
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    62
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    59
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    11
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    5,368
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    229
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    Short scenes that happen after So It Goes because apparently I'm just not done with this verse. NOT A SEQUEL.

    Probably. Please dear god.

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    English
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    3,621
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    739
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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    881
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    English
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    2,639
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    164
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    English
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    16,291
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2575
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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    267
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    4 kids, 1 fate: will they survive or they will be turned into the same abominations that are their guardians. Based on the Heinoustuck AU, this is my first fanfic and I hope that it will be successfull. Feel free to comment and criticize it! =) (Sorry for some mispelling)

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    1,520
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    Based off Amy Winehouse's song. Lyrics will be posted at the end

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    1
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    38
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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    English
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    19,238
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    45
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    Dave asked help to his best bro John to courting someone. John reluctantly helped but little does Dave know it brought a pinch of pain in his heart.

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    2,335
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
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    94
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    3,189
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    455
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    5,372
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    316
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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

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    English
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    6,477
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    301
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    "That's Jade Harley. Queen bee. Queen bitch, whatever. Queen of the plastics, their royal leader. Those are her minions, Vriska Serket and Meenah Peixes. Beware of them. Stay away from them at all costs. They probably won't try to recruit you, because you're a boy, but that doesn't matter. Stay away from them. They're mean girls."

    *

    "Oh no, honey," Vriska says. Her hand is on your wrist. You're doing everything in your power to not yank it away from her, because your dad raised you to be nicer than that. "You can't like Dave Strider. He's Jade's ex."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,133
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    310
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    black painted fingernails graze the shower wall. Taking another swig from the clear liquor that she had already downed half of. The girl starts sobbing. The girl starts to finish the vodka. The girl starts to chug. The girl starts to feel lightheaded. The girl starts to pass out.
    This girl has a name. This girl has her own perspective.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde. And you are completley devastated.

    Language:
    English
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    4,223
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    375
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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,845
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    1607
    Kudos:
    976
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    11644
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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,556
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    170
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    You dont know how you ended up here, but you better get used to it quick.

    Language:
    English
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    8,302
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    50
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    Coping with the news of his best friend's chronic illness wasn't exactly how John envisioned his summer to go.
    Neither was handling the fact it could be the very last one they share together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,273
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48

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