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    Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.

    Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.

    And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.

    An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday!

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    Jake, a foundling, was raised at the temple of the Hearth. At 16, he finds himself cast out of his home and needing to fend for himself - if the gods would just leave him alone...

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    dave and john accidentally get on grindr at the same time. oops! this is so fucking long sorry

    rps with feef

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    beach day with dave and john! i hope john doesn't see dave's top scars for the first time and become overwhelmingly horny!

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    You moved to Skaia, Virginia, the week after Aradia Megido died.

    OR

    John Egbert is the only person in this town who can see the recently-murdered Aradia Megido, so, obviously, he has to find her killer, right? With the help of one strange girl and a list of suspects, he only prays he can get it before the murderer strikes again.

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    Paradox Space is well a paradox, so naturally an AU has an AU.
    "It's less about things going to our plan, but more about messing with someone else's."

    It is recommended you read or listen to Homestuck: Alternate Universe by FunkMcLovin.
    Any direct passages from the original work are used with permission.

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    A long time ago there were two kingdoms, Prospit and Derse. For a millennia, these kingdoms used to live together in peace. Until one day an unknown tragedy befell the royal families of both kingdom, locking them into a war that would last for hundreds of years.

    Hundreds of years later as the war finally breaks out of its stalemate in favor for the kingdom of Derse, four families scattered across the two kingdoms find themselves connected by a fate that none of them can comprehend, as the war between the two kingdoms become more complicated then any of them could ever imagine.

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    I read "Better the Devil You Know" by Amyrlin and I love the concept a lot, so I wanted to take my own creative spin on it (and it was also never finished and it makes me very sad.) The beginning is very similar to their work so I apologize but it gets different afterwards. If you haven't read it before where have you been.

    The story is demon Dave x demon hunter John.

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    Rated teen for language and some mild gore.

    Does anyone care about homestuck anymore? (it's me I care way too much)

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    John takes up an apprenticeship with an experienced filmmaker he meets online, only to find he and his brother are a lot more well-known than he would've thought. It would probably be best to keep quiet about what goes on behind the scenes, especially when his best friend's father's reputation is on the line.

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    Cuando John decide gastar sus ahorros y dar inicio a su vida laboral, nunca se imagina las sorpresas que le aguardan. ¿Quién es ese chico que se le parece tanto y parece querer secuestrarlo? ¿Desde cuándo ha tenido un guardaespaldas a su lado? Y, de alguna manera, ¿por qué ambos le resultan atractivos?

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    John’s new present isn’t quite what it seems…

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    It is worth noting that you are, as of next week, forty years old. Nevertheless your mother holds claim to a large portion of your consideration if nothing else, and you are a firm supporter of respecting one's parents among other elderly folk.

    And so, despite your severe shortage of personal investment in a suitor, you agree to having dinner with this allegedly fascinating fellow who has your mother's attention.

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    John Abraham Moses Egbert, a bona fide Protestant reverend, puts his faith to the test when he falls for a militant Catholic troll known as Vriska Serket. Davekat also happens. You hear that? Davekat is in this! Click on it! It's got Davekat! Everybody loves Davekat, right!?

    This is what happens when a Discord server underestimates how dangerous I am.

    How many fics do you think are already called Biblestuck?

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    The legends said not to stand within the ring of mushrooms, lest one get whisked away to the fey realm.

    It's a pity that Johnathan Egbert never listened to such lessons.

    Alternately: John is a fool and Dave has to come to his rescue.

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    John is a year younger than Dirk, and the perennial target of his torment. Dirk's method of hassling John? Drawing the two of them as ponies. John finally confronts Dirk and learns that there may be something more to these silly cartoons.

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    ON HIATUS
    John Egbert logs onto Pesterchum. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, is this young man's birthday. Although it was 8 years ago he met his best friend, it is only now John realizes how much they value each other!
    OR
    Dave Strider gives his best friend a birthday gift. Although it was 7 years ago Dave began developing a crush on his best friend, it's only now that he will make a move!
    This is my first AO3 fic, and my first fanfiction I have the plan and the incentive to complete. Comments are appreciated and adored! Slow updates because of school and writers burnout (weekly 3k-word updates were a bad idea ahah...)<3

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    In which John Egbert was adopted as a baby by a wonderful doting father. If only they had known John wasn't human then so many things would make a lot more sense.

    Or John is an incubus and has no idea. Dave is head over heels in love with his best friend and is also not human.
    Bro might be the only person who knows what's going on here but he's only here for the front row seat to the supernatural teen romance drama.

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    If there were any scientists left alive, they would agree with the wildly popular opinion that while 2021 sucked, what came afterwards deserved to be taken out to the back and shot.

    It was subtle at first, a few cases here and there, nothing really too dire. Until it was everywhere. "Psychovirales" as it became known as was, in all simplicity, the classical, end of the world, zombie virus.

    Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are much too tired for this.

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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    Scifistuck.

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