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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    English
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    27,319
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    163
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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

    Language:
    English
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    189,033
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    656
    Kudos:
    1157
    Bookmarks:
    300
    Hits:
    34366
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    He’s talking, once you’ve sorted through the usual facetious insults and weird slang, like he’s got something important to tell you.

    Something urgent.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,530
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    219
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
    Words:
    942,091
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    571
    Kudos:
    620
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    31579
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,247
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1354
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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    156,356
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    9166
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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    25
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,210
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2024
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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,558
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    923
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    A while back I wrote a BroDave and I'd gotten comment asking about how things would go once Bro got tired f Dave as he get older. After I think a year or maybe two I've finally finished it. Over my phone so it's probably shit. Enjoy... Maybe?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    127
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    English
    Words:
    25,705
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2685
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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,808
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    635
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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,293
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    536
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    Jane Crocker is exiled from her home in Vault 101 after her dad, the head of the Vault's medical program, mysteriously disappears on Jane's nineteenth birthday. She is now on the trail, leaving her friend Roxy behind to venture out into the dark overworld of the Capital Wasteland.

    There, she meets Jake English, a hardened veteran of the harsh, outside world. Deeming himself Jane's official protector, he tags along on her journey to follow the trail left behind by her father...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,586
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,846
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1021
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,041
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    629
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    Everything sucks. Everything is ruined.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,089
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    404
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,757
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4946
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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,167
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1468

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