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    Calliope has always wondered why she and her brother were different from everyone else. When she meets a man by the name of Andrew Hussie, she realizes that he might have an answer, and that she is not the only one. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    17/?
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    24
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    58
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    8
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    1291
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    Open verse Centaurstuck.exe
    ==> Go back. No, go way back... to before the beginning.

    The village is burning.

    They’re killing your people. They came in the night and they brought guns. Came while you were all sleeping and defenceless and there are so many of them and they just… just started killing. Sloppy, with fire and lead and little to no regard of how much damage they’d do, fast and careless and taking as much as they can. Dead or alive doesn't matter to them; they’ll make a fortune from the blackened bones alone.

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    4/4
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    38
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    84
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    11
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    16/?
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    876
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    166
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    John is the Heir of Breath. John also has Ondine's Curse- a conditions that means he has to think about every breath he takes without help. It also means that he's been hooked up to a breathing machine since he was born- he's never left his hospital room. But when he finds SBurb, everything changes.

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    1/?
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    9
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    38,896
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    12/?
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    34
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1283
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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    2,875
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    2/?
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    20
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    36
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    6
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    Been playing too much Fallout 3. Woohoo. So here's Fallout 3 but with Jane Crocker.

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    5/?
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    2
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    1
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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    3
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    450
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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    32/?
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    169
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    174
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    3999
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is your seventeenth birthday.
    And as much as your dad means well he can really mess things up sometimes.

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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    22
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    2
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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    638
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    1111
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    Jesus how did this happen?

    Seriously, how?
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    Dave and Dirk fall into a situation and do not know how to handle it.
    This situation is called love and it's seriously wrecking them.
    Hard core.
    How are 'psychopaths' supposed to deal with this?
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    In this world Trolls and Human share a world. There ain't no 'humanstuck' because I really don't like humanstuck.
    Like... At all.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    38,886
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    167
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    164
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    28
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    3860
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    22
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    34
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    5
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    You used to think that there was nothing you couldn't handle.

    Boy, were you wrong.

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    1/1
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    27
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    2
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    167
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    15,637
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    795
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    18
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    915

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