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    Indescribable. That's what life is. Especially for Jake English, big brother, caretaker, and demon hunter. He and his family have been hunting undesirable creatures since the beginning. There's not much else to do when you're an immortal angel sent from Prospit to watch over the humans.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    5/?
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    Jane Crocker is a geeky girl. Jake English is popular.
    But she needs these questions answered:
    Why is Jade Harley so mean to her?
    Why is Dirk so quiet around her now?
    Why is her dad so overprotective now?
    Why is she fighting o frequently with Roxy?
    Why is Jake paying so much attenton to her?
    Jane'll have to figure this out, that's for sure!

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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

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    27/?
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    5/?
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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    10/?
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    It was never supposed to go this far.

    Bro should have known when to quit when he had the chance.

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Complete)

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    Dave Strider is the coolest kids in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and everyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.

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    Novice recorder Rose Lalonde shares some news. More might be forthcoming.

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    4/?
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    John's a mess and like the fuck you have any idea what to do

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    John and his dad James are moving to a new place for a new start. Eager and ready for the new memories when things sadly turn sour for both along with many others lives following this downhill slope. What the heck is gonna happen?

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    Dave Strider left Washington pretty suddenly when his Bro decided he didn't like his younger brother's friends, grades, attitude, and frankly his sexuality. All in one day, they packed up their bags and flew to Texas without another word. Dave was barely able to tell his best friend John about it before he was cut off from everything and couldn't contact any of his old friends. This is a series of John's letters to Dave.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    God, Dave needs to tell someone. He needs to tell someone before it is too late. When he tries to tell John, he gives up and decides to call for help.
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    Rose Lalonde and Karkat Vantas decided to work together to make a special Suicide Hot Line for people in their community. With the help of their friend Sollux, They build up a website, get together a small group of people, and rig up some phones. They are ready to help people. With Karkat as the leader, and John the voice of the group, the hot line is a success. One day while on the phone, John gets a call from someone very important to him, and it changes his perspective on things.
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    Dave is done, God, he is so done. Who needs him anyways? He isn't truly wanted. Who cares if he is gone?

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    I’m looking after my little sister and she’s walking on the wall of your garden and you came out to shout at us" AU

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    Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.

    ((CURRENT AGENDA: Rewriting main story, "Trivial Fursuits"; Uploading "Journal of Prof. J. English, Master Hunter" into the series.))

    -Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and Unwanted Free Ugly Troll-

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    4/?
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    25
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    4
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    Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.

    "'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.

    "You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"

    Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:

    "'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"

    ((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))

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