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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    13/?
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    97
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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    12
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    1
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing one more player. He quickly gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    35,663
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    53
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    91
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    16
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    721
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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    13/?
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    35
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, a mysterious mystery, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a stolen matriorb, a theatrical court case, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    17/?
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    191
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    180
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    38
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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 2: how the children grown in the wrong families)

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    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    101
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    The trolls are gods, each one has a power reigning over something assigned to them by their queen. When Dave was 7 he was in an accident and the Soul Reaper made a life altering decision to save him.

    This is a choose your own adventure where you will vote from the options I give to choose what happens in the next chapter!!

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    English
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    50,861
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    5674
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    À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds.
    John Egbert has been sick for days and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in John's bedroom, which contains several secrets that have been put together for years. Psycho!John/Dave. Blood and gore warning.
    I'm terrible with summaries c:
    Disclaimer: The idea of psycho John came from role plays with PepsiRabbit
    ***UPDATES APPROXIMATELY TWICE A WEEK, ONCE IF I'M BUSY***

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    English
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    6,445
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    236
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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    156
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    180
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    20
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    1734
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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    10/?
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    18
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    karkat vantas, being of somewhat sound mind and body, decides to help out dave, a friend of a friend-friend who appears to be in need. just one night, that couldn't hurt anything. karkat soon after gets an ache to help more, though.

    meanwhile, dave strider is finding the pressures of homelessness increasingly difficult to cope with. it's the middle of winter, the wet season is near, and this begins to bring bad tidings for a street performer who relies on his very intelligent pet cat.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    29
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    13
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    11/?
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    30
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    39
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    1
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    john and Dave are boyfriends and also freshman in high school. Dave has a serious cutting addiction, john gets so wrapped up in Dave's problems he forgets to take care of himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    2
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    63
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    It was his eyes that really caught hold of you. Well, that and his laugh. It gripped hold of your soul and wouldn't let go, no matter how hard you tried to ignore him. He was always there in the back of your mind, his voice ringing through your head like a song. Now all you needed to do was actually go up and talk to him. That would be great.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    40
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    28,950
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    59
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    159
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1739
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    You really hate Dave Strider.

    Like, really really. You totally aren't joking here. You hate Dave Strider as much as The Breakfast Club hated being stuck in detention on a Saturday, which by the way, you have been, and you perfectly understand how someone could hate it because it really sucks. Especially when the janitor is heading it and he deems you "his favorite" and "in charge." It may have seemed cool and all at the time, but it was a seriously bad idea, especially when you're stuck with a group of assholes.

    You just, really hate Dave Strider. Really, really.

    ...well, you guess he's a little cute. When he isn't being an asshole, that is.

    8tracks.

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    5,347
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    307
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    After Sburb/Sgrub is finally over, everyone goes to live on earth, even the trolls. Everyone is alive again, and the weary heroes are finally able to rest in peace and forget about the game that had ruled their lives for the past three years.

    Or so they thought.

    Though Karkat felt immensely guilty over giving Jade's new universe cancer, he never thought about how it might affect him personally, he only thought of the general populace. Then, something horrible happens, and everyone's world is turned upside down when Karkat's mistake hits home.

    One of them has cancer. It's terminal and extremely serious. They most likely won't live through it.

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    10,873
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    601
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    The 33 Day Guro Challenge is one in which each day you are given a different theme to put an artistic twist on.

    Said themes are; amputation, decapitation, vore/cannibalism, piercing/body modification, mask/covered eyes/covered mouth, surgery, stitches, undead/zombie, skeleton/bones, cyborg/mechanical, conjoined bodies, parasite, sickness, self-harm, insects, bondage, tentacles, ball-jointed doll, pet-play, eyes, breath play, torture devices, nosebleed, bloodbath, organs, plants, extra limbs, knives/guns/weapons, burn, monstrous, claustrophobia, scarring/disfigurations, and beaten up/bruising.

    If any of these things are triggering towards you or just plain disturb you in general please click away now.

    Descriptions on why I chose each character for each day will be at the end of each chapter.

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    5/33
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    The world has gone to shit and you aren't sure if you know how to handle that on top of everything else that has gone to shit recently.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    2
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    31
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    [[Here is a Homestuck Fanfiction, however, non-fans can read this, too. Since I would be introducing characters from square one.]]
    John Egbert, the brother of Jade Harely, has several questions. Why does his sister and him have different surnames, and yet they are in the same family? Why do 36 people at his school are zodiac crazes, and their birthdate is the start of their favourite zodiac? Why does he see the numbers "413" practically everywhere? Why does he see spirographs of a long forgotten game everywhere he turns? Why does he have an uncontrollable urge to embrace the strong wind on stormy days? Why does he play unknown songs he has never heard before on his piano?

    John may consider himself crazy, but as a new teacher comes to this school and he has started this new experience as a college student along with his close friends, John begins to realise that everything is much more complicated than it seems.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    91

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