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    Bertie Wooster thought that he knew his valet. When it came right down to it, he realized that he didn't know him at all. Bertie always relied on Jeeves for help. What will it take for Jeeves to admit that he needs help from him?

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    Ralph Victor Whittington had fully decided to run off to Algeria rather than spend more time creeping out Lauren, but he hopes she’ll come to the station to talk him out of it because she is a Tender Goddess. Victoria Raphine Whittington gets short non elucidating letters from her very silly twin (non identical of course) brother. Barmy looses another fiancée.

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    1
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    Берти спасает Дживса от опаснейшего недуга.

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    1/1
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    68
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    «...Даже теперь я сомневаюсь, что мое скандальное повествование увидит когда-либо свет дня – да и свет библиотечной лампы тоже. В частной жизни любого джентльмена могут таиться подробности настолько щекотливые, что, узнав о них, кто угодно окрасится в цвет огнетушителя, – а представьте смущение автора, который берется поведать о личных делах сразу двух джентльменов!»

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    279
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    After a lonely bike ride through the night back to Brinkley Court, Bertie is surprised to find everything fixed up nicely at Brinkley Court. He wouldn't usually go in for strong feelings on anything other than mess jackets, really, but he can't seem to shake this one off. He is left pondering on his own decisions, his valet, his loved ones and what to do next.

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    1/1
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    11
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    72
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    12
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    377
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    "I wish you the best of luck in your, er, linguistic quest, I suppose."

    "No, I need more than luck, dash it!"

    Barmy slammed a fist on the table, and a dozen dictionary pages jumped up and drifted away to the floor. Looking down, it seemed as though this wasn't the first time the troops had been scattered to the wind.

    "What I need," he hissed, "is Jeeves."

    — — — — —

    Jeeves is recruited to help Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps prepare for some kind of contest called a "spelling bee". Bertie thinks the two are getting awfully close, especially when they run away from London together for the sake of "emergency studying"... Scheming, miscommunication, and repressed homosexuality ensue!

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    10
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    718
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    The chaps and chapesses involved in the barn-storming all greeted Barmy and me with all manner of shouts and what-hos and quaffing deep of Bacchus’s vine, which was a bit much as the barn-storming hadn’t yet taken place and that meant there were any number of lads and lasses about to take to the air whilst higher than kites.

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    37
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    3
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    285
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    A podfic recording of mechanicaljewel's "Decidedly"

    Jeeves implies something that bewilders Bertie.

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    1/1
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    2
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    56
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    1
    Hits:
    725
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    "When you get right down to it, the whole thing was never meant to go as cock-eyed as it eventually went. At bottom, there was one idea that kicked off the whole business, and it was a devilish simple plan—so simple a child of ten should have been able to execute it. But as Jeeves is fond of saying, the best-laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley. And while I don’t know if any mouse ever had a plan to get his own back against a fellow in his club while also winning a tidy sum of money, neither mouse nor man ever had a plan gang as aft agley as mine ganged."

    The Drones are hosting their annual Olympics, and all Bertie wants to do is get his own back after last year's humiliation. But things are never that simple where Bertie is concerned... Featuring an unwanted fiancee, a Pekingese masquerading as a cushion, a new Drones recruit, and the world's ugliest tie.

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    10,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    20
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    109
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,004
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    Barmy tries out hypnotism on Jeeves. It doesn't go as expected.

    “Pat my head, sir. I would appreciate it greatly.”
    “Jeeves,” I hissed, “I’m not patting you on the head in public. Now be a good boy while I read the paper. Stay!”
    “Very good, sir.”

    From a prompt on give_satisfaction: "Non-sexual pet play."

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    2/2
    Comments:
    30
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    994
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    Что, если только один из двоих мужчин, проживающих в одной квартире, окажется… «игроком за другую команду»?

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    1/1
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    Jeeves has started to refer to Bertie as his „darling“; unfortunately, he wasn’t aware of the Drones in the living-room.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    281
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    20
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    2,127
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    Bertrice "Bertie" Wooster is a young lady who scorns the attentions of gentlemen. Her maidservant, Rosalyn Jeeves, helps her remain in that cosy lifestyle of the young unattached maiden. However, unbeknownst to Rosalyn, her employer has motives for staying single beyond high standards.
    When Aunt Dahlia and Aunt Agatha come together to find Bertie a suitable husband, Bertie is stuck with more engagements than fingers on one hand and Rosalyn must find a way out for her wayward employer!
    Featuring: female Drones, inappropriate-for-a-young-lady haircuts, and short skirts that make Rosalyn feel faint!

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    140
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    18
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    2,013
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    Написано по заявке: Фик типа Everyone Is Gay) Берти спьяну поспорил с приятелями, что охмурит своего камердинера за 10 дней. Доказательством будет принародный поцелуй, когда Дживс зайдет за хозяином в клуб после вечеринки. Берти хватается за голову, но делать нечего - он принимается неуклюже ухаживать за Дживсом. Тот, конечно, все сразу просекает и, в принципе, не против, но все же хочет проучить Берти за легкомыслие и поэтому не поддается. Градус все повышается, Берти уже готов впасть в отчаяние, и тут Дживс меняет гнев на милость.

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    "Surely, one would think nothing could be more relaxing for a young Wooster than a week spent by the seaside? - Golf and sand-castle building without an aunt in sight!

    One may think so, indeed, but the combination of several 'friends' with their own agendas, a theatrical production and the mysterious designs of my very own valet conspired to make that week spent in Spindleythorpe-on-sea one of the most memorable and life-changing of the lot..."

    There will be fortune tellers! And Gilbert and Sullivan! And (the chaps are rather glad to hear), plenty of romantic fluffy goodness!

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
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    350
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    83
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    6,095
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    Some Drones drag Bertie home after a spot of bother. Jeeves very nearly spills a brandy and soda. Then he is surprised at Bertie's reaction.

    For the fan_flashworks challenge 'Bruise.'

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    1/1
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    Bookmarks:
    18
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    4,657
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    For the 'School' challenge on fan_flashworks and the Fluff meme prompt 'Bertie is ill and Jeeves helps him wash his hair.'

    Summary: After a series of mishaps, Bertie and Jeeves both fall ill and need nursing. Then, conflict breaks out and Bertie enrolls in a school for the rich. Will they ever mend their differences?

    Warnings: Jeeves beats a hasty retreat. Someone uses the term "precious bunnykins."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,544
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    Bertie and Jeeves come to an understanding, but become embroiled in a mystery of interesting proportions. Uncles and Aunts feature in this international thriller set in London, Calais, and Paris. Rummy circumstances, Colney Hatch and unexpected backstories emerge like emerging whatstis.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,856
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    Written for the Yuletide Exchange 2011, indeedsir.livejournal.com
    Original prompt: Bertie related hurt-comfort and first kisses by a cozy fire.
    Beta: Mice

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    140
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    14
    Hits:
    2,640
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    Barmy comes to visit, and Jeeves loses his cool.

    Language:
    English
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    2,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2,929

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