8 Works found in Cynical

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    Brendon Urie hates people.

    Warning: May cause triggers...I'm not sure.

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    Summary: Jensen is a cynical hairdresser who doesn't do commitment. His life changes when one day he snaps and ends up losing his job. It doesn’t faze him though because as long as he has his best friend Jared in his life, he doesn't really mind what life throws at him. However, this leads to him wondering what he wants in life. Little does he know that the answer is staring him in the face, even if he can't see it at first.

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    summary: Jensen's never really believed in fate, hell all of that happily ever crap is bullshit to him. To him the entire concept of having a soul mate was just a made up fantasy by some old, lonely guy because all of the guys he seemed to date were jerks. He wouldn't share a cab ride with them, let alone the rest of his life and when his latest relationship goes south he vows never to date again. Jensen however doesn't count on one Jared Padalecki worming his way into his life.

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    She's the extractor, not that she looks it. Most people walk on by her without realizing that she can–and will make their lives agony beyond their imagining to get what she wants. She comes in looking like little more than a florist's daughter: low necked shirt, mesh, a short skirt and a bundle of flowers wrapped up. Her gloves are long and made of thick leather which the poison can't quite get through. She plucks a hybrid rose and examines it a moment. Let the prisoner think a geisha has come to him; she's had training in that manner as well. Unlike Sakura who wore her heart on her sleeve, Ino could be the honeypot, the poison thorn.

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    The one where Brendon is a cynical bastard and Spencer is an alien that's...also rather cynical? and the whole thing is kind of weird and fucked-up.

    I have no idea where I'm going with this. Except, upon writing further, it occurred to me that my character for Brendon may be slightly...sociopathic.

    Extremely sociopathic.

    Sorry about that.

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    HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron

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    6
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    to the heroes of war. Don't even talk about candles. Whatever. "Take me off duty. I don't care how you do it, just frigging do it. Say I'm crazy or something. I don't care." Inspired by but can't hold a matchstick to Catch-22.

    Part of Ode to the Nobody.

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    You have no right to what you feel inside.

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