16 Works in Cult of the Mirthful Messiahs

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    More than two sweeps after being returned to a restored Alternia, the trolls face impending adulthood and banishment from the planet. Gamzee Makara fully expects to be culled on conscription for poor health and sopor addiction - what he doesn't count on is the personal attention and protection of the Grand Highblood.

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    English
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    136,213
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
    1308
    Bookmarks:
    387
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

    Language:
    English
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    64,459
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    540
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    Jake English didn't want to be hurt again...but the heart drives us forward into crazy circumstances. Even if the Beau IS a mysterious foreigner friend who you've known for almost three whole years and he's a super sweet guy but dear god Jake you are falling head over knickers for this man who you don't even know yet!

    Friorn Guanin wasn't one to think about consequences and rarely hesitated when making a decision. He hadn't when sneaking onto Makara's husktop, he hadn't when making the choice to investigate Trollian, and he certainly hadn't stuttered to snatch up this shy English human as his Matesprit! Risky business of the sort, and dangerous tboot! But that was life! Life was grand and so were it's challenges! The loud, "humble" Sorchurner (chef) of the Mirthful Church wouldn't have expected anything less!

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

    Language:
    English
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    391,488
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    1096
    Kudos:
    750
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    19572
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    Beforus wasn't perfect. An account of how the Church of the Mirthful Messiahs might have shaken out on Beforus, where blood power is a lot more subtle.

    Kankri's story of growing up in the Fundamentalist Church of the Mirthful Messiahs, becoming essentially a child-bride, and breaking free of the Cult.

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    English
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    935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
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    213
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    A 7 month long(and still going) role play that I'm publishing as a story. The role play originally started as one that was based on a flower AU, in which Dave and karkat are soul mates and whenever one is injured the other grows flowers in the same place the other is injured

    Karkat is severely suicidal and Dave is trying to look after him, when they get Karkat into therapy Dave finds out Karkat has been lying about who he is.

    I don't think this story will ever end, we'e been role playing ever day for 7 months, there's so much to upload, god help me

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,846
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    629
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    The Strider bloodline, being Sagittarius, are guards in The Grand Highblood's castle, they've managed to protect their shameful blood mutation for hundreds of sweeps, when The Sufferer and his family is captured, the Striders must choose to join the rebellion and help them escape or stay serving the indigo bloods and risk being found out

    Work in progress
    Trolldave TrollDirk TrollStriders

    Language:
    English
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    6,204
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    449
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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he //did// do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw god.

    He could //ruin// you.

    Kink Meme Prompt: consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    330,228
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    572
    Kudos:
    768
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    18867
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    GC: 1 DON'T TH1NK K4RK4T UND3RST4NDS HOW B4D 1T COULD H4V3 B33N.
    GC: 1F W3 H4D 4RR1V3D TOO L4T3... 1 DON'T L1K3 TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T.
    GC: BUT 1T M1GHT H4V3 GON3 L1K3 TH1S.

    (A non-canon 'what if' in the Meteorstuck timeline. This did not happen. Also, please note tags for gore.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
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    253
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    Captain Borgan Kaseya of the Alternian Imperial Navy is tasked with escorting a novice Laughsassin on his first real mission: to find some motherfucking traitors, and cull them with extreme prejudice. This is going to go SO well for everyone, now isn't it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,314
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    48
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    He didn’t know that this would be the first of the names that he had chosen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,108
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Kudos:
    5
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    90
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    As a stipulation of a political treaty between the Empress and the Grand Highblood, the Mirthful finds himself the surrogate culler of the Compasse's most precious ward: an off-spectrum mutant named Karkat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    116,150
    Chapters:
    39/39
    Comments:
    299
    Kudos:
    506
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    8394
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    Your name is Kurloz Makara, and you were hatched in the earliest days of the Alternian Empire, and you have a very, very long life ahead of you. Assuming the Handmaid of Death doesn't get fed up and shank you first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,866
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    438
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    Vriska intrudes on God's territory-because what else is Vriska going to do with her time?-and gets herself and Aradia horribly mutilated in the process. She joins the military as a State Alchemist in order to use its resources to find the legendary Philosopher's Stone, said to have the power to restore the Elric sisters' bodies. As their research begins to uncover the dark machinations that have been operating their country for centuries, will Vriska find that the human cost of her goal is impossibly high?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,390
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    823
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    Can you hear the whispers of the one who does not speak?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    243
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    Alternian society is full of people who think they know the Handmaid's story. She wishes they wouldn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1080

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