12 Works found in Crowbar/Snowman
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Die feels a bit like dying right now, or maybe crawling into a hole and never coming out. This had seemed like exactly the sort of fantasy he wanted to act out, right up until this very moment when it was actually going to happen. It was one thing to think about being restrained and fucked, and something completely different to actually stand in front of all of his co-workers, naked, and terrified.
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There’s a wrongness to Lord English that turns the entire air around him foul, that distorts the world and twists and perverts it. Snowman takes a breath, doing her best to stand it. The taste lingers in the back of her nose and throat though, reminding her of a truth she can never forget: he is Wrong and not part of anything natural or good.
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One of these days, Crowbar's going to figure out a way to say no to Die often insane requests. Today is not that day, and that's why he's butt-naked except for the paint smeared over his stomach, about to participate in what can be kindly described as some sex cult ritual.
Some days, he really wishes he'd asked Doc Scratch to be more specific in his job offer.
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Crowbar probably shouldn't find her nearly as attractive as he does. They're not even the same species when you get right down to it. She's got some sort of shell where her skin should be, not to mention she always looks like she's been dipped in molasses. His mother would be throwing a fit if she knew he was lusting after a woman that was genetically closer to a lobster than to him. But as far as his mother knows, Crowbar's dead, so what's one more disappointment right?
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They catch him off-guard. That's the only reason they get the jump on Slick. He's not anticipating any troubles on this job. It's not a bank job or a jewellers heist, it's just an accountant's office up on the fifth floor of an office building. They've got keys to building's back door and the office, and all Slick needs to do is let himself in and open the safe using the combination that the chucklefuck accountant keeps in his desk. There's no reason to drag along the rest of the boys so he doesn't. This proves to be a mistake when, right after he gets the safe open, he's ambushed by the Felt.
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Sometimes, you just need to let somebody else take the reins for once. Crowbar hands control over Stitch and Snowman just watches.
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The summer is hellishly hot. Snowman has quietly suffered through the bulk of it, but today is too much. The heat had settled around the mansion like an unwelcome house guest, refusing to be budged by fans or open windows. Around noon, she throws dignity to the wind and heads to the bathroom to draw a bath.
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It's a good night, a really goddamn good night. It's been the kind of night where Crowbar can actually relax instead of breaking up fight after fight. He's been drinking a little too much and actually getting to touch Snowman in public, even if it is still just on the knee and under the table.
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- Part 4 of Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight
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Crowbar really shouldn't have agreed to this, but it was hard to say no. It was (in theory) meant to stay out of the sexual territory it had ventured into last time. Of course, it didn't.
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- Part 2 of Never Have I Ever
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Crowbar should have never agreed to playing Never Have I Ever. Sometime between the third and forth bottles of gin, the questions had changed from general statements to carefully constructed spears meant to ferret out exactly who had the weirdest, and then the least, sexual experiences.
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- Part 1 of Never Have I Ever
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Snowman has found her own little oasis, the only woman in the world of men. But it can't last forever. Snowman can't pretend forever.
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- Part 1 of Pretend
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On a very special episode of the Intermission, Snowman leans about the true meaning of Midwinter with help from the Felt.