8 Works in Crowbar/Die (Homestuck)

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    Every time he does this, Die promises himself it will be the last time. Next time, he’ll give Crowbar the proper drink and he’ll let Crowbar get some real sleep on the couch. He won’t take advantage of his trust and he’ll be a good friend. But each time Crowbar pulls Die aside and asks him to brew some tea, Die always ends up grabbing the herbs he knows he shouldn’t use.

    Words:
    4,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    763
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    Summary

    I take short fic requests on Tumblr. Here is where I'll collect them.

    Words:
    4,998
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    717
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    Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.

    Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.

    ((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))

    Series
    Words:
    61,588
    Chapters:
    14/22
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7961
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    It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.

    One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.

    Series
    Words:
    7,704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1867
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Every Wednesday, I open my tumblr ask box up to crackfic prompts. I take 7, and I write them, regardless of what they are.

    These are those stories.

    Words:
    61,886
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1748
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    Die’s a weird one. This is pretty evident from the moment Crowbar meets him. Die’s got hunched shoulders and dark bags under his eyes, and when Crowbar looks him in the eye, Die keeps looking away. Crowbar’s not too impressed, but he doesn’t worry about it. Die’s just one in fourteen others, and if the worst he can manage is ‘weird’, then Crowbar doesn’t give a damn.

    Words:
    4,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    707
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    After a heist gone wrong, Crowbar ends up staying up to make sure Die doesn't go to sleep with a head injury. He expects that it'll be boring, but he certainly doesn't expect to find out Die's got a tail.

    Words:
    4,543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    846
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    It's not the fact that Die moans constantly the second you touch him. What pisses you off is that he gets constantly harassed by the rest of the Felt for it afterwards. Things'd be a lot simpler if you could just find a way for him to can it.

    Words:
    1,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    877

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