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It started when I received a note saying that a fledgling group called the Felt could use my assistance, and somebody in the government needed an agent with them. They didn’t need me for any one job in particular; they were simply looking for new members with connections. Since I was a knight, I was the perfect candidate.
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- Part 3 of Prospitian Times
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The Midnight Crew is raiding the Felt Mansion again, resulting in a war rife with time shenanigans between the two gangs. Each chapter follows a single character from the Felt and the Midnight Crew.
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A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.
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- 2/?
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“Foolish pawns of black, thou hast done a heinous act. For committing a crime of the highest degree. Demons! Demons! Shall you be! Souls ripped in half and sealed, locked tight. Thou shalt be horrors of the night! The only way to restore your souls, is to destroy your relics whole. Have no hope, little pawns of black, for there is no way you shall be turning back....”
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This fanfic was inspired by Noodletothedoodle's blog Slickpaint night: http://slickpaintnight.tumblr.com/
This story takes place in a alternate universe where humans, trolls and carapaces live on earth. Slick is married to Ms.Paint, Karkat is Slicks stabson and the couple have two loving grey carpacian children named Slip and Ink (both characters were created by noodletothedoodle). They live in midnight city, surrounded by their friends and enemies. Constantly going on adventures and dealing with the madness of everyday life. But now a threat has apeared and the Slickpaint house hold will need to stand tall in order to face it.
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- Part 1 of Blackpaint
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Droog knows how to break Crowbar down to a mess.
Or in which Crowbar has a severe case of claustrophobia and is locked into a tiny wardrobe.
TW'S FOR THOS WITH CLAUSTROPHOBIA AND EMETOPHOBIA
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Mixing Fin and alcohol is never a good idea. Throw in a TV documentary about shark finning and, well, shit gets downright embarrassing.
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“... Jesus fuck Nitram, what the fuck happened to you?” Tavros gave him a bitter smile, placing his mug on a small, somewhat charred table. “We came, to the Zone, Karkat. It uh, changes everything, if you hadn't, realised already.” Karkat said nothing, and took a sip of his tea, almost grimacing at the bitterness.
Twelve Stalkers, who once went upon their divergent paths, have reconvened slowly when one of the missing members resurfaces alive and well (for some definition of the word). When a path to the fabled Pripyat comes to light, they will be forced to work together once more if they want to have any chance of standing against the brewing storm on the horizon. Pripyat holds many secrets, and there are those who would stop at nothing to obtain them.
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- Part 1 of Chernobylbound
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It wouldn't be so awful if the Handmaid kept it to her own room. It would still be fucked up and Crowbar would still disapprove, but he wouldn't have to see it then. He could at least pretend that maybe some of his guys weren't actually fucking her, that they were just pretending to in order to look big. But it’s a different thing when he sees it in the flesh.
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A set of unedited drabbles mainly written as characterisation exercises.
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- 865
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- 2/?
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(and with strange aeons, even death may die.)
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- 831
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Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.
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- 1,533
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An assortment of ficlets set in the Troll's universe, most about the carapaces.
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Exploration and exploitation of variations. (also read as: Eggs spontaneously becomes a little smarter after multiplying one too many times.)
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- Part 1 of Temporalgernon
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This isn’t what Crowbar signed up for. The job description he’d been given included a lot of things (most of them illegal), but nowhere did it include having to deal with a pre-teen, alien or not. And this one is pretty alien, grey skin and candy-coloured horns, arms crossed over her chest as she sulks on couch.
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What would happen if a broken pin was used on the voodoo doll? What does it take to ruin a timeline? Do the Felt members keep their powers after death? And, most important and most asked around the gang, who would last the longest in an undead onslaught?
Die doesn't know, Die doesn't want to know, but like it or not, he's going to find out.
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Every time he does this, Die promises himself it will be the last time. Next time, he’ll give Crowbar the proper drink and he’ll let Crowbar get some real sleep on the couch. He won’t take advantage of his trust and he’ll be a good friend. But each time Crowbar pulls Die aside and asks him to brew some tea, Die always ends up grabbing the herbs he knows he shouldn’t use.
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- 4,149
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Eggs discovers the legendary hat whisperer, only it turns out Die is just high again.
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- Part 3 of Stoner Die
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- 553
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- 1/1
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- 5
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This started as a mediation on Crowbar and then it just kind of got out of hand.
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WV works late more often than he would like to admit. There’s always something that has to be done, and there’s never quite enough time to do it in. This isn't the first time he's sent his secretary home and remained behind to catch up on his work, or the first time he's had a late night visitor. But those visitors have never been from the Felt, until now.