17 Works in Cracked.com
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With nothing left to talk about, Michael comes up with a topic of discussion.
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After successfully faking their deaths in New York City for two years, Michael and Dan are found by the Order and the assassin who is sent to kill them.
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When you search for breakfast, porn does not come up. Well... that depends on your definition of porn.
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After a hit-and-run accident, pregnant Daniel doesn’t remember Michael Swaim. He’s horrified that he was his boyfriend. Worse, Michael wants to get married…
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Moriarty and Lestrade's section of Scotland Yard was just created to give Sherlock something to do, a sort of containment system to keep Sherlock from really getting into the rest of the world. You can't have a bored demigod running around.
Mycroft always thought John would make a decent companion for Sherlock (He privately called them chew toys, and John was number five) but he couldn't see why Sherlock actually listened to him half the time.
Why yes, this is an Agents of Cracked Fusion.
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Stuart's been office fire marshal for five minutes and there's already a fire.
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Dan tries to make plans with Mandy, while Michael gives Dan a Valentine's Day surprise.
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Soren checks up with Dan to make sure he's okay after the events of the Spider-Man episode.
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Remember that one time Dan had sex with his exact duplicate? Yeah, he'd like to forget about it, too.
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Follows on from the last episode of Agents of Cracked - Dan finds out Michael doesn't sleep and thinks handjobs are fine during a conversation. The latter is actually the less surprising.
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While Dan lives with the harsh realities of being dead, Michael is going to murder the ghost in their apartment that's moving all his stuff around.
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A short drabble set post-episode 1 of AoC. Michael, Dan, and the guy whose name Dan never remembers.
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- Part 1 of the life and trials of daniel o'brien
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Sequel to "For You I'd Fuck A Cow". This is unapologetic genderswap crack in which Michael and Dan wake up as women.
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- Part 3 of the life and trials of daniel o'brien
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Michael shows his appreciation when Daniel gifts him with the numbers in AoC 1.02.
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- Part 2 of the life and trials of daniel o'brien
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Cheering your buddy up when he's down, that's what partners are for.
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"Michael, I don't know why you would possibly think we are engaged to be married, but I can assure you we are not now, nor have we ever been, engaged."
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Just another day at the office.
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