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    Sasha meets Colin at the library. Somehow kidnapping ensues.

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    After taking damage from a French ship, The Lydia discovers an island that isn't on any of their maps, and pulls in for repairs. In this case, though, perhaps they should have looked a gift horse in the mouth...

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    Alfred has been cursed for as long as he can remember. The curse? He lays eggs every three months. How to break the curse? Find a mate, have them fuck you the night before the day you lay the eggs, and don't tell them about the eggs until they find you laying them the morning after.

    Arthur has also been cursed, but only for a couple of days by the time Alfred finds him. His curse? After fucking, he knots. How to break the curse? Find a willing partner who is fully aware of the curse.

    (This is partially to make up for the angst with Matthew in 'Here We Go for the Hundredth Time...', and partially for Konata101, because I remember that Konata101 was disappointed at the lack of mpreg in an earlier fic I posted, which I later deleted because it was really lame.)

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    A FitzSimmons crack!fic in twelve parts.

    'Tis the season, Jemma's feeling mischievous, and Fitz pays the price - for twelve whole days.

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    Jean seems to be a normal French man, coming to America to get away from his old life. However, when his old occupation - literally - hits him like a ton of bricks, he has no choice but to go back to his old job as a Hunter, gaining quite a few companions

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    'Tis the season of Christmas... but the little town of Deutschland finds itself with problems. Someone has decided that this town doesn't deserve Yuletide, and is out to wreck everyone's holidays. Benni and Mats can't cope up with their *cough*kids*cough. Marco and Mario are trying to have a romance, thank you very much; but their bosses just can't seem to let them. Armani model Sami has just discovered that his cute assistant, Mesut, has a crush on his longtime friend, the legendary Cristiano. Even the mayor, Bastian, is having some unexpected differences with his longtime partner Lukas.
    And to top it all off... Manu couldn't care less about the fact that the town baker, Per, has gone missing- but he does miss the Nutella.
    So... off go Thomas and Manu to save Christmas! (And get Nutella.)

    Alternately, the seasonal fic that, for everything written in the summary, is pure fluff and crack. Die Mannschaft celebrate Christmas in their own weird, unique way!! Yay!

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    A short thing I wrote involving the Mirror of Erised being found by a group of unsuspecting Greek gods and goddesses

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    Tony wants to be on Say Yes to the Dress, Thor abuses hashtags, and everybody is a troll. Pretty much a normal day.

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    Just as the title says, the team discovers there are a lot of fanfictions dedicated to them. How would they react? The new chapter where Coulson convinced Sydney to read fanfiction and Sydney discovered straightaway the downside of fanfiction.

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    "So correct me if I have this wrong..."
    1. Mrs. Hudson is the landlady whose husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida and that somehow has to do with Sherlock.
    2. Mycroft is Sherlock's brother and is dating Greg who lives downstairs.
    3. Greg works with Anderson and Sally across the street.
    4. They live below Jim.
    5. Jim once dated Molly.
    6. Molly is best friends with Irene.
    "...Did I miss anything?"

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    Crack. Voldemort argues with his three year old daughter about the name of the child's pet. A sequel (of sorts) to Anticipation of Birth, but can stand on its own.

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    Sequel to Teach Me To Submit. Title says it all.

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    Voldemort has found a mate for Nagini but she rejects the male snake, so Voldemort uses Bellatrix to give his familiar an example of mating with a lowlier creature than oneself

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    My father must never hear about any of this.

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    Sebastian drags Joseph to a (American) football game and they get caught on the Kiss Cam.

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    Sebastian and Joseph are recommended by Juli to watch The Grudge 3 and little does Joseph know, but Sebastian hates horror films. He cannot stand them and they scare the shit out of him. Joseph finds out halfway through the film and he uses it to his advantage.

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    Darcy is loving her new life while in Manhattan (all expenses paid via Stark). It took one little accident involving a coffee pot to turn her new world upside down. Steve had been suffering from nightmares and had thought himself beyond help, when a charming dame came crashing into his life. Who knew they'd hit it off so well?

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    19/?
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    If Kaito knew, getting himeslf shot would lead to such unexpected events, he'd let himself get shot earlier.

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    A collection of unrelated Malora ficlets, usually under 1000 words long. Rating and possible warnings varies between ficlets. The first chapter's notes includes a table of content.

    Major Character Death only applies to chapter 4.

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    According to the prophecies of Sam Winchester, something very very strange is about to happen. Which isn't anything unusual, so it's really quite remarkable that anyone took any notice. Only Sam doesn't really remember writing any prophecies, Crowley is hailing him as the bringer of the end of days, Castiel is driving everybody mad with his new hobby and Dean would very much like to go back to bed now. Please.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    23
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    4
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