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    A squid, a rose and a wolf all walk into a coffee shop.

    The wolf orders a simple green tea because he's a healthy nutjob. The rose orders a white-chocolate iced frappé with whipped cream, hold the marshmallows and please don't use that much ice. The squid orders a white coffee, with plenty of sugar and receives a shot of cyanide on the side.

    Wait. What?

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    1/1
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    13
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    47
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    4
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    All Chris wants is a spot in the university skating team, but why does he have to go through so many god-damn ex-champions in order to get it?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    35
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    Tired of being called a prude, Roderich wants to get revenge on his ex-boyfriend, Ludwig. How will he do it? He asks 3 Casanovas of World Academy, to help him get his ex crawling back to him. But along the way, he realized he starts falling for one of them. Will Roderich fall for any of the Casanovas? Or is he still desperate to have Ludwig back into his life?

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    1,416
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    Arthur is a cop whose night takes a turn for the surreal. Merlin gets more than a ticket.

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    English
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    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    400
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    Steve's Ma always used to say that God wouldn't pair up an angel and a devil.

    It's possible that Steve's Ma might have been wrong.

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    English
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    38,270
    Chapters:
    9/9
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    609
    Kudos:
    506
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    Ariadne calls it team building. Everyone else rolls their eyes but goes along with it.

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    1/1
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    8
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    A Monk. We Have Him. You Want Him. Give Us $1000.

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    English
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    12,115
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    367
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    Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC.

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    English
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    24,213
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    718
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    Sam gets Dean to watch MLP by proposing a drinking game.

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    English
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    565
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
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    81
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    College is going to be awesome. Except that Stiles' dad and Scott's mom kept them both enrolled in the discipline program, even after high school. And that Stiles can't seem to control his mouth around their model-gorgeous suitemate. And that his new disciplinarian is a scary, scary man who may literally kill him the first time he screws up. But aside from that? Awesome.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
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    A briefly comic interlude in which Charles Xavier gets rascally drunk. From the same universe as my previous work, but an AU within that. Almost complete crack, but does have some darker feels.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    an extremely short fic of what was going through Makoto Tachibana's mind in episode 9. Second time he's spending alone time with Haru in a hotel so second time's the charm right? comes with pictures too!

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    English
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    727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    350
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    This is a collaboration of stories centered around Cybertron's hottest new bordello, Inamorato, owned and operated by the Madams Arcee and Strika. It is set post TFA Season 3, where Autobots and Decepticons have signed a peace treaty and are finding new and inventive ways to coexist.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2980
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    Ruki paused momentarily to glare up at the object of his frustration. A cup of instant Ramen, sitting innocently on the very top shelf of the cupboard.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Sherlock is a third wheel on John and Mary's date "for a case", but the evening does not go quite as he had planned......

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    English
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    11,425
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3870
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    Bunny holes; clothing changes; sunglasses; and a slightly viscous, highly refined petroleum product. And, eventually, naked people. Lots of them. NOTES: I tried to hit all my favorite fanfic clichés. Sorry if I missed yours. Nothing about this should be taken seriously.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Ohno Satoshi tries to calm his cute devil companion, Kazu-chan during a thunderstorm.

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    1/1
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    8
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    Sequel to Do You Believe in Elves? About a year ago, France and England found out a secret about Germany and Prussia, and that secret's about to cause some problems thanks to an unfortunate camping trip, and memories long-forgotten are about to resurface. But will they stay? Established FrUK, implied Gertalia, RusAm, and PruCan. Some angst.

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    English
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    2,478
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    103
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    Deliberate Badfic for the BadBangTest.

    Johnlock is twue wuv. It transcends works. Therefore when Arthur Dent suddenly appears before Bilbo Baggins and Smaug, bickering ensues.

    Language:
    English
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    474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
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    Basically, the Jedi and the Sith have an inexplicable fibercrafting group.

    In which Tenebrous makes a tedious-to-correct tatting error and ends up on the floor, Yoda does applique, Plagueis and Sidious knit and argue over looms (Bane never said anything about one to envy the shafts!), and Obi-Wan crochets a scarf for his future master while sitting with Master Dooku.

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    English
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    1,416
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    14

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