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    Saturday night chats, do these people ever work and Stannis needs to know how they are choosing the draft order.

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    English
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    16,389
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    13/13
    Comments:
    370
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Pimp Yoochun went to his favorite strip club and his BFF dropped hints about a heavenly ass stripper. When he saw him dance his ass out of heaven, the pimp decided to use every power on his PIMP hand to get the heavenly ass. However, strange events turned this plot upside down.

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    1,185
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    1/1
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    John gets dragged to a male strip club by his buddy Lestrade. He's totally not gay, just going to make Lestrade happy. When he gets in front of one of the poles, the dancer comes out and seduces him completely. What happens after that may be the start of something amazing, or will it end up being a total disaster?

    Language:
    English
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    19,529
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2734
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    In which God is an interfering bastard, David Shepherd just won't die and Jack finds love despite himself.

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    3,491
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    151
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    He found himself surrounded, or more accurately outnumbered, in a century of walking innuendo's and come-on's. Two of which sat with him, determined to make him blush, turning it into a contest.

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    10,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "You're a weirdo too. Which normal 18 year old's basketball magazines out number his dirty magazines! So anyway, I'm going to be meting out sex advice to people who send me mails here on my new advisory website! It's going to be anonymous, so no issues there. And I'll call it.... Alex the sex-mex!" Alex said hopping out of her chair.

    "Firstly, put something on, for once!" Kagami said plunking a sweat shirt to her "secondly, just focus on coaching those kids. And thirdly, you're not even Mexican!"

    "Taiga, stop being so boring! And Spaniard doesn't rhyme with sex or Alex" she pouted while loudly throwing her wrists on her hips.

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    English
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    24,596
    Chapters:
    12/12
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    122
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    2365
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    "All I ever wanted was for Elizaveta Hedervary to remain a guy. "

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    637
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    29
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    It starts with a big bang.

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    1,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    83
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    dont write when ur adhd is raging and you have had a panic attack and multiple cans of coke because this will happen god bless america

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Their Kouhai’s aren’t being very respectful. Arashi tries to cope…. Oh, and the world might be ending while they’re at it.

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    7,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Steve and Tony were out on a mission. It wasn’t that bad, but for some reason they needed Captain America and Iron Man to take out the threat. It was all going good the bad guys were dead and they were on a helicopter heading back to Stark Tower. But it all went downhill when Tony had a heart attack, Steve tried to save him. But he couldn’t.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
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    411
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    This is a collaboration of stories centered around Cybertron's hottest new bordello, Inamorato, owned and operated by the Madams Arcee and Strika. It is set post TFA Season 3, where Autobots and Decepticons have signed a peace treaty and are finding new and inventive ways to coexist.

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    English
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    165,511
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2718
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    Some well-known and less-well-known objects from various fandoms turn into human beings. Hilarity, and angst, (and probably smut) ensue. Blame twitter.
    In the immortal words of A.J. from Empire Records, "I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren".

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    English
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    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    Bear. Noun; Pronunciation: /bɛə(ɹ)/; Origins: Middle English bere, Old English bera, Proto-Germanic *berô, Proto-Indo-European *bʰer-; Plural: bears

    1. A large omnivorous mammal, related to the dog and raccoon, having shaggy hair, a very small tail, and flat feet; a member of family Ursidae, particularly of subfamily Ursinae.

    2. (finance) An investor who sells commodities, securities or futures in anticipation of a fall in prices. [1744]

    3. (slang, US) A state policeman (short for smokey bear). [1970s]

    4. (slang) A gay man that generally has one or more of the following traits; a hairy chest and body, a beard, wide shoulders, husky build, beefy, more masculine. The exact definition of what a bear look like varies from person to person. A defining quality of a bear is that they do not fit into contemporary gay culture, or the stereotypical gay image. See also: Large and in Charge, John Goodman, Number One Threat to America, Godless Killing Machines.

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    English
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    1/3
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    11
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    480
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    Jamie has an awful lot of books about aliens, and Jack has an awful lot of free time. (Note: Rating increased for the second chapter.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    399
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    How different Harry Potters would have reacted to the graveyard in Little Hangleton... Yeah, Voldemort's in for a nasty shock. I almost feel sorry for him.
    Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Sherlock!Harry and Flamboyant!Harry

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1774
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    "This list may be modified at the first signer's discretion and for any reason. The second signer will abide by every single rule if he wants to keep pretending he lives here."

    Language:
    English
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    1,157
    Chapters:
    1/9
    Comments:
    3
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    196
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    Skye is pretty sure that sure that Phil is dating an Avenger. She's just not sure which one...or if it's just one...

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    English
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    2,713
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    380
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    What if, during Sherlock, the consulting detective had a seventeen year old daughter? What if her name was Amelia Anne and she went on all of the adventures with Sherlock and John? What if she had to see her dad's best friend strapped to a bomb? What would happen when Amelia met The Woman? How would she react to Jim Moriarty? And, more importantly, how would she react to her dad jumping off of a building and coming back two years later?

    This is Amelia Anne's story.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    191
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    One day, Tony got so bored that he made a chatting site for the Avengers. These are short chapters of diffrent happenings!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,518
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3013

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