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    It sucks being a vampire. And not only in the pointy-fanged, double-pinprick way. No, what really sucks is being a nine-hundred-and-ninety-one year old teenage vampire and developing a puppy crush on the guy you were supposed to drain the life out of.
    You know what’s even worse? When said guys turns out to be a goddamn werewolf.
    But don’t worry. This isn’t your typical sparkle-skinned-fairy-princess meets ruggedly-handsome-wolf-dude. Oh no. This is so much more than that.
    My name is Sigrid Dale. Welcome to my death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,550
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    219
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    A crack fic about if Sam and Dean ever somehow met Sherlock and John.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    64
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    After the fall, Dio's in for a dose of reality.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,451
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    85
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    "Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

    Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
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    Every sentient being in the universe has a Soulmark somewhere on their body-the first two sentences their soulmate spoke directly to them. Nobody knows where they came from, they just know that they're real. No matter how much Loki and El might wish they weren't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,517
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    440
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    Dean really loves panties...and he's not the only one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    205
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    A dragon is a mighty, ferocious beast, but it’s only protecting its loved one from unworthy admirers.

    Language:
    English
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    1,941
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    172
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    Prompt: "So, yeah. Alex/Des, but Alex is the one that gets knocked up because the virus is like 'oh, hey, sperm, I should take advantage of this and make more carriers'.

    Also, no sappy shit. Alex is pissed that he's knocked up and hates Des for it and refuses to lie down and rest and he can get away with it. Alex having to consume lots and lots of people because the spawn is sapping his strength would be cool.

    Des maybe finds it a huge turn-on and fuck pregnant!Alex every chance he gets."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,532
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    346
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    The Work and the Boredom have hatesex while the Scarf secretly watches them through a keyhole. Lestrade's Warrant Card sits in a corner, quietly sobbing to itself that it wants to go home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    543
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    3
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    Lisa Trevor knocks both Wesker and Chris out and keeps them locked away in her cabin. Her mental instability makes her very dangerous and unpredictable, so in order to survive Wesker and Chris must work together to get out of this nightmare in one piece. But what the poor girl has in store for them may be - in fact - way out of their skill set...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,529
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    701
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    Ayrton time travels to present times, only to find Alain shaking up with Nelson. Unfortunately Bruno and Nico find themselves with front row seats to this mess.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,716
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    112
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    Ever feel like you want to shoot your own characters in the head?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    646
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    118
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    Série de contes divers ou de fables détournés avec les personnages de Kuroshitsuji.
    A ne pas prendre au sérieux.
    90% Crack.

    Series
    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    10,281
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Hits:
    42
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    Единственное, о чем мечтает Коулсон, — дожить до конца собрания.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Naruto AU where everything is the same except everybody just tells Sasuke to “stop that” in response to pretty much everything he does. Stupid AU served with ten pounds of crack.

    Kind of a joke about how Kakashi basically just slaps Sasuke on the wrist at the end of the series despite trying to kill everybody in the world like, ten times over :') Written on mobile during my commutes, so updates are short.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,206
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    183
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    Dean is annoyed and Sam is angry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    58
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    Where Eijun likes to help people, Youichi doesn't, Kazuya is somehow always met with rejection, and Mei is just perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,050
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1550
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    There's a football crisis, the greatest teams in Europe don't have any money left. In a desperate attempt, they send their players to...Am I hearing right? A beauty contest? Oh, come on.

    Or rather, a magical place where I can screw up gravity and make everybody gay. 'Cause no, I haven't laughed at them enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,501
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1028
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    Star Trek (any), any, the replicators are broken... heaven help us

    Comment fic, Food prompt:
    http://comment-fic.livejournal.com/565512.html?thread=79486728#t79486728

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Hits:
    32
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    85

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