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    Почему не Гриффиндор, не Когтевран и даже не Слизерин. Жан задавал этот вопрос все шесть лет, после того как распределяющая Шляпа отправила его в Пуффендуй.
    Кроссовер с Гарри Поттером, крэк, стеб, обсценная лексика
    Юмор, фарс
    Написано в качестве хулиганства для Снк-тим на Фандомную Битву 2014

    Language:
    Русский
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    905
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    1/1
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    2
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    Short fics originally posted to my Tumblr, edited and collected here.

    Series
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    English
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    18,069
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    351
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    Short prompt-based stories about the avengers. Every chapter is a standalone. Some are incredibly short.

    Language:
    English
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    1,248
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    This crack letter to the editor of a sex advice column in a magazine.

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    English
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    423
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Дженсен - охотник на драконов, но Дракон!Джаред внезапнее

    Саундтрек: The Heavy Horses - Copper & Gold

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    Русский
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    2,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    a series of drabbles centering around bangtan members that i write as i go along. also accepting requests on my writing tumblr. (tags are updated with every new drabble)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    2
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    42
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    1096
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    Jensen finds out that Stephen Amell, his idol, is in the same hotel as him. So, he embarks on a mission filled with obstacles like his wife, his costars, and security guards, all to get a selfie with Stephen.

    ***WARNING*** includes strong language and Jensen declaring his urge to hump Stephen.

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    English
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    328
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Steve and Bucky are dogs and best friends. When circumstances beyond their control separate them, will they ever reunite? (Answer: Yes, with a little help from Sam and Natasha.)

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    English
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    1,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Stiles has been acting weird for a few days now but this? This is a whole new level of strange and worrying.

    Language:
    English
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    1,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Odin sees fit to banish both of his sons for their transgressions in Jotunheim. Now Jane has a new research assistant and Darcy's got those pets she always wanted. What could possibly go wrong? (Drabble series that grew without the author's permission. Now complete.)

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    English
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    55,967
    Chapters:
    36/36
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    918
    Kudos:
    548
    Bookmarks:
    101
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    Written for the Sleepy Holloween prompt: Moloch’s diary. He likes Lovecraft, cats, post-freudian psychoanalysis and books about employee motivation.

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    English
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    981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    Zayn’s read once that Liam meant helmet and he blurted that out to Liam in a conversation when he came to visit after another one of their many incidents and he remembered the embarrassment he felt and how it soared throughout his body because Seriously? That’s all you had to tell him? His name means helmet? But Liam laughed at the fact, the sides of his eyes crinkling and maybe Zayn saw his eyes sparkle with amusement before he nods and answers with a “really? That’s cute. Might have to call me helmet now, yeah?” and Zayn couldn’t help but laugh as well before Liam asked him, “What about you then, what does your name mean?”

    “Um…” Zayn’s cheeks reddened, “it means beauty.”

    “Huh.” Liam nods in understanding, tilting his head to the side in an adorable way, “Suits you.” Before their conversation is cut off when a burly man, who Zayn assumes is his co-worker because he’s wearing the same uniform as Liam, calls him over because they’re leaving.

    (Or the one where Zayn and Niall are teachers, Liam is a fireman, Harry and Louis are students and one of them is related to Liam and there a couple of other groups here who makes appearances as important people to their lives.)

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    1/1
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    2
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    34
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    9
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    Amy Pond is missing. Dean and Sam are sure it is a monster, while sherlock thinks it could be a kidnapping. The Doctor has left the era. Amy is in Cardiff, 1 day ago. Sam has a premonition about Amy Rory and the Doctor.

    Language:
    English
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    910
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Psiquiatras, humor, adventura, pruebas nucleares y por supuesto setas. Un fanfic enmarcado.

    Disclaimer:

    This product is meant for humorous and educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. No psychiatrists, animals or trees were harmed in the production of this fanfic. Read at your own risk.

    Language:
    Español
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    5,744
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    2
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    “I’m cool with you guys hooking up and everything, I really am! I’m seriously happy if you’re happy! But I don’t want to hear you whine about not having a sex life! You’re like a brother to me!” He points at Stiles before jerking his thumb at Derek. “He’s like a sorta brother to me!”

    The way Derek’s expression clears at the admission is a little heart breaking but Isaac can understand that. He smiles faintly at his Alpha, not bothering to hide it when Derek looks at him before he clears his throat. Scott finishes up by yelling, “It’s traumatizing!”
    --
    Where Scott and Isaac drag Stiles and Derek to Deaton because something wrong with the couple but they refuse to say what. Scott and Isaac are going to regret this...

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    188
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Майкрофт и Шерлок не верят в сказки. И зря. Король гоблинов, как оказалось, вполне реален.

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    Русский
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    'BUTT I NED DE FRONKIE BAE EMO JEZUS YO EMO BLEZZINGZ AR STOOPID" gerd yodelled making emo jezus cry

    Language:
    English
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    324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    So the fandom has wolves and cats and dogs and egg fics, and I just thought there are so many other types of species from the animal world...

    So, spiders!

    (Specifically, the Australian Subsocial Crab Spider)

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    English
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    1,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    15
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    294
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    An unexpected crisis forces Loki, still recovering from his time with the Chitauri and the events in Manhattan, to seek shelter...in a little Northeastern town that's about to be caught up in an ancient war, in one of the strangest corners of the Multiverse ever discovered.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,299
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    2
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    599
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    He was going to kill Mayuri slowly. So very slowly. Not only was he surrounded by people that he had seen die, but he was being stalked, again, by a pervert! He hated time travel and when Kisuke stopped stopping him, the clown was dead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,750
    Chapters:
    4/45
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    396

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