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    Thomas didn't watch much of Youtube, he did however film a lot of Youtube. Mostly it was annoying his room mate Gally, pranking him or letting out screams and filming Gally yelling at him. People loved it. And then his suggestion box took away his free-time when he found a Gamer who made his sides split.

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    Desmond and Alex had sex a few times, just for kicks, nothing serious. They had no idea Alex could get pregnant.

    Prompt: "So, yeah. Alex/Des, but Alex is the one that gets knocked up because the virus is like 'oh, hey, sperm, I should take advantage of this and make more carriers'.

    Also, no sappy shit. Alex is pissed that he's knocked up and hates Des for it and refuses to lie down and rest and he can get away with it. Alex having to consume lots and lots of people because the spawn is sapping his strength would be cool."

    Doesn't quite exaaactly follow the prompt, as there is a little sappiness/romance developing later. But I'm doing my best to keep the schmaltz below critical mass.

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    All Patrick wanted was the last bag of Beef Jerky and go home. Was that too much to ask for?

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    Joe, the woobie, woke up to another day taking care of his severely disabled brother, Arnold. He just greeted Arnold as if everything was fine. But it wasn’t. ARNOLD WAS DISABLED!!

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    Harper’s student life consisted of three things: trying to listen in class, faking friends and conning people out of their hard-earned money to buy her breakfast at McDonalds.

    She just didn't realize how hard that would actually be.

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    Written for the Random Prompt Generator challenge NFA. The prompt is at the bottom of the story! This was a crack!fic bunny that just wouldn't leave me alone... T rated for mild swearing. VERY SILLY!

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    Not so much crack!fic as "are you on crack?" fic. Leon hears the phrase orange is the new black, and takes it way too seriously. Written for the Orange Walls challenge. Possible general OOC and Leon wildly so. I sincerely apologise on behalf of my brain. I'm not on drugs, I promise. Hopefully it will tickle someone's funny bone somewhere...

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    Renji is a part-time phone sex operator.  Byakuya is a high powered CEO, all alone in a foreign country... their lines cross. 

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    So I, in a moment of madness decided to do this, podfic the most crackalicious bit of Johnlock porn by the fragrant and sublime Atiki. That fic is absolutely brilliant. This is my poor attempt at a podfic, done with the kind permission of the above mentioned Atiki.
    Please do find us on Tumblr at NotIdiotProof and AtikiApparently.
    This recording is not polished and has a few verbal errors (sorry) but now I've got my hands on some sounding editing software I'll record a better version. But that won't be possible for a while yet! But I couldn't keep my dear Atiki in suspense any longer!

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    AtlinMerrick: "Mycroft's face when he saw a drunk Greg put a jelly bean in each nostril".

    Who can resist riffing on something like that?

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    Ау после пятой и седьмой книг. Все живы. Все любят друг друга. Дамблдор носит бриджи.

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    Of course it was just Yuri’s luck, he supposes, that the Quoi Woods actually did turn out to have a curse.

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    When you have a sex cabin, it requires upkeep.

     

    I'm going to keep writing these if only because the phrase "Erik's Sex Cabin" makes me laugh so fucking hard.

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    A collection of drabbles and one-shots mainly about the brothers, with the occasional appearance or mention of other characters from the show. Some stories are about specific episodes, others are completely AU, and some are about kid!Winchesters. These stories are in no particular order nor are related to each other in any way and range from humor to hurt/comfort and angst. I just wanted to stick these all into one overall collection rather than submit them individually. I hope you all enjoy! :3

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    Tony gets lost on an aircraft carrier, and starts imagining the worst. Interstitial to High Seas, S.1.6 VERY silly. Won the "How could I be lost?" challenge on NFA, and went off the reservation somewhat... Take with a large pinch of salt! :-o

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    It's the freaking winter apocalypse and the Winchesters want to know what's going on. Sam and Dean meet a wandering redhead named Anna who knows what's happening. Short spn/frozen crossover fic

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    Well, the archiving of my previous anti-kink fics finished and I've finally put out with a brand new one!

    The boys make a sex tape. They're not quite as good at it as Dean seems to think...

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    Fairytale Crack AU.

    Porthos du Vallon had only one chance to prove to the King of Winter that love wasn't shallow and fickle, one chance to find love. Of course, that chance came with a difficult price to pay. After all, who could learn to love and trust a man whose face was an iron mask, much less do so for a full year without looking upon his true face?

    When Aramis d'Herblay found himself in a mysterious palace hidden by mountain cliffs, in the presence of the masked man who had rescued him from the woods deep in winter, the man he had only glanced upon fleetingly three moons ago, all he had were questions. Why was he deemed worth saving? Who was the man behind the iron mask, with eyes that held both anguish and hope? And perhaps the thing that made him wonder most; who was that who lay with him every night, whose face he couldn't see?

    Not to be taken seriously.

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    One summer night in 1967, five hockey legends put a hex on the Stanley Cup. Forty-eight years later, the only thing left standing between the Toronto Maple Leafs and eternal damnation is one Philip J. Kessel.

    (Inspired by a Sin Bin prompt in which the Leafs are literally cursed.)

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    Rose Tyler finds smutty fanfiction online -- featuring her and the Doctor.

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