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    When Obama gets a call while on vacation, he has to drop everything and run to save a nation threatened by a serial killer. You won't BEEleive what the ex-president gets himself into.

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    After Allen leaves the Black Order, the Noah are very persistent in trying to convince him to settle down with the family. And by the family, they mean their family. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all?

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    Little things that stayed in our minds while watching the anime. PWP, parody and bizarre tongue in cheek humour. Multiple characters.

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    "Oswald could never go that long without praising Ed. Some truths of the heart are too hard to repress, he justified his sentimentality to himself."

    Crack-turned-into-serious-fluff because it's funny and writing dialogue and these two being sweet on each other is my favorite.

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    He learns to conceal first the shocking moments when a surfacing memory pulls him underwater, then the fresh visions of Lucifer that begin to weave themselves into the fabric of Sam’s everyday life, little quips and flashes of pain that he can tune out, sometimes, by digging his nails into his scarred palm. He never really reconciles the two timelines together, but the memories within the two, at least, eventually begin to settle into a sensible enough order of events. The soulless memories make Sam feel disgusted, ashamed, but they’re easier to bear than the Hell trauma, so he starts to fixate on them to distract himself from his Cage visions, making little lists in his notebook of what happened when.

    It’s during one of Sam’s journal sessions that he remembers Dean’s account at MoreThanBrothers.net.

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    Natasha has always loved Lorna Doone's. They're her favourite cookies to snack on when she's hungry, but unfortunately, someone has eaten her entire box.

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    POST 5TA TEMPORADA.
    El viento azotaba los árboles con furia, el cableado se movía peligrosamente, las calles del pintoresco pueblo se hallaban vacías ante el impredecible clima que amenazaba la tranquilidad de los habitantes de Storybrooke. Todos aquellos sensibles a la magia sabían que algo se aproximaba, pero de todos ellos, sólo "él" pudo sentir la familiaridad de aquella magia.

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    yuggyeonnie: why is Mark hyung’s nickname lil cock..

    lil cock: ffs bam

    CATCH THESE HANDS: CATCH THESE HANDS @lil cock

    lil cock: i

    bringingsexyback: iconic

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    Kara is turned into a 9-months-old by a kryptonian device. I don't even have to say this smells chaos. Embark on a crazy journey with Alex and Maggie where the bonds of their new relationship are tested by having to take care of an alien tiny menace until all this mess is solved. May the force be with them, they'll need.

    We guarantee you tooth rooting Sanvers fluffiness with a speck of angst by the end but a shameless happy ending, or we give your money back :)

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    “Are any of you actually going?”

    He cupped his hands to the door, knowing what to expect.

    Each and every ‘no’ hit Hanzo like ice to the chest, leaving small marks inside of him.

    He even heard a small beep come from Bastion. “Et tu, bastion?” He muttered coldly, storming off. He was not prepared to tell Mcree the sad news. Mcree was not going to eat all the chili by himself. Neither was he. The chili was going to a better cause. Hanzo had an idea. He just needed to steal a turret. And maybe. Just maybe he could give the dragons something to do.

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    When Mathias texts the wrong person and all the right things happen.

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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

    Update 2/21: "Birthday Surprise"

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    When they were eating donuts together, there was something that Kara couldn’t help but to notice.
    Well, there were a lot of things. Lena’s lipstick, her unbuttoned collar, her green eyes that were just as radiant as always despite being so troubled… But in particular, the way in which she tore off tiny pieces of her donut and ate it that way, followed by licking her fingers clean. Specifically, licking her forefinger and middle finger. Together.
    [...]
    “Hey, Alex? Have you ever… seen a woman lick her pointer finger and middle finger? Like, at the same time?”
    Alex choked, nearly spitting out her tea and lightly hitting her chest as she swallowed the wrong way, her face bright red.

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    The sequel has landed!
    This story picks up slightly before the first one ended. It will be far more cracky and will have several tropes that I just cant get enough of. Animal transformation, probably shrinking, just not yet. Canon characters come to play. They get to the dragon island. Balth gets a pet crow. The hunt goes on! And maybe I'll tie up some loose ends. Maybe. Only if it's fun.
    Send me requests or questions! Must be fun!

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    In his mind, Lena the I'm-A-Good-Person-But-Nobody-Believes-Me-Except-Kara-That-Doesn't-Know-That-I-Know-That-She's-Supergirl One, while Mon-El had the label I'm-Such-a-Douchebag-But-Kara's-Mine-Anyway-Even-If-She-Doesn't-Want-To One.

    Or: the crack oneshot where Supercorp is end game and Karamel is in the tags just to be annoyng to the shippers (I already saw Karamel fics on the supercorp tag, I can do what I want)

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    loohan: who the hell is "lumybias"?

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    this is so stupid but i wanted to post smth because inactivity is a no-no

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    never forget min yoongi's juice kink

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    Just like the title says:
    Baekhyun and Yixing have fun. Mostly at night. :)

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    Best mates Albus and Scorpius leave Hogwarts to live on their own in Paris. It goes really right, until it goes really, really wrong. But y'know, it's still good.

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