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    Dís asks Thorin and his companions to teach Fíli and Kíli about courtship on the way to Erebor. But there’s a reason that most of the dwarves are unmarried and these lessons don't work out as she planned.

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    1/1
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    4
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    23
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    1
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    193
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    You never know when an Uzumaki will cause chaos. [10 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Shinobi Village.]

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    English
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    44,071
    Chapters:
    4/11
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    1
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    6
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    2
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    Destiel is a problem for everyone, even for Dean and Cas and especially for Sam. Problems need to be solved.

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    English
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    4,126
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
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    47
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    3
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    875
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    Steve Rogers est Captain America. Avec ses fidèles alliés, le Faucon et le Soldat de l'Hiver, guidés par l'oiseau parlant Redwing, et parfois aidés par le séduitant Homme en Armure, ils protègent la Terre des forces maléfiques de l'HYDRA. [UA Sailor Moon Crack-Fic]

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    Français
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    6,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    54
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    “I could totally marry you right now, you know.”

    Language:
    English
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    1,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    100
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    6
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    1009
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    All Light wanted was some spaghetti.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    3
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    1
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    93
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    Prompt: “The leader of a warlike alien society considering invading Earth has just learned that the planet’s dominant species consumes poison for fun.”

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    English
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    343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    458
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    “Aliens?” Finn asked, not knowing what else to say.

    “Yeah, you know. Now that there's going to be a Universal Championship. I think they might show up and try to challenge for it.”

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    English
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    759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    18
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    2
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    144
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    A month after Sebastian turns back into a demon, UT decides to fuck everything up again with the help of his wizard friend's old spell book and a feather. William T. Spears, you are in deep shit my friend.

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    English
    Words:
    2,853
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    372
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    Underfell Sans is really into trashy romance novels... and his brother finds out.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    34
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    186
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    in which Jon actually does look like a Targaryen but Ned still insists it's his bastard son. Good thing the one person who should believe it, in fact, does.

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    English
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    1,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    FN-2187 has seen a lot of weird shit as a First Order Stormtrooper, but waking up married to Kylo Ren is forever going to remain uncontested #1 on that list.

    Someone please get the poor guy a paper bag to breathe into. Or a redo button. A redo button will do.

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    English
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    2,030
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    484
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    Baby, lock them doors and turn them lights down low. This one’s homoerotic phone sex, probably.

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    English
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    1,431
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    25
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    Steve Rogers doesn't have time for your fancy relaxation. He doesn't have time for your comfy pillows, or your body wash, or your chamomile tea that tastes like plant matter with a side of "why". Steve Rogers only wants one thing in life; to work until the end of days, because at least then he can say he didn't waste his time on Earth doing nothing.

    Bucky Barnes has flowers in his hair and chlorophyll in his skin, and he doesn't have time to be stressed. Why would he, when there's rain to dance in, sun to bask in, and philodendrons to talk to? So he is, understandably, very worried about his (sadly) human neighbor who wouldn't stop and smell the roses if he faceplanted in a flower bed. Obviously something must be done.

    Steve isn't all that happy when a green-skinned stranger shows up at his door and tries to give him a plant.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    A (highly imaginary) account of how Messi's bleached hair came about and Kun and Neymar's feelings on the subject.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
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    1
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    Ryan just wants his grilled cheese.

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    English
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    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    У Старскрима большой опыт в допросах, и он угрожает упрямо сопротивляющемуся Бамблби его самыми сильными страхами. То есть так кажется, пока на сцену не вышел Мегатрон.

    Помимо того, что любой Автобот может ожидать от своих безжалостных пленителей-Десептиконов, страхи Бамблби основаны на его личных фантазиях, которые он превращает в рассказы.

    Чем дольше Бамблби остается на Немезис, тем больше его мечты-тревоги становятся реальностью, мрачной и угрожающей. Он должен выжить, сохранить свое достоинство, и остаться Автоботом. Но у Мегатрона свои планы на пленника.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Soonyoung slings an arm across Wonwoo’s shoulders, watching their washing machines whir away side-by-side. “We’re just two dudes, doing laundry.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    405
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    The story of the only one who gets up close and personal with Do Kyungsoo.

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    English
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    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    58
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    Bobby didn't know what he was in for when he joins one of the most high-ranking private academies in all of Korea. His heart didn't know what it was in for, either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,182
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197

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