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    Halloween drabbles, for the prompts I find on tumblr. All Sansan.

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    4
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    Various texts from John Watson..

    CAUTION: DO NOT READ WITH A HOT DRINK.

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    English
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    3,360
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    139
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    185
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    20
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    Sequel to "A Different Approach"
    They had expected that Starscream's defection wouldn't go over without a hitch, but the extend was certainly a surprise.

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    English
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    5,460
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    7
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    1
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    Late night blogging with Lukas Podolski. And, various other short fics I will invariably write about schweinski that could maybe totally definitely happen and you can't tell me otherwise! These 'chapters' can be standalone or not, but they will follow what happens in real life. Consider them behind the scene scenes of what the papers print and the two decide to share.

    ... you came to the wrong crack!fic, motherduckers.

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    English
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    9,084
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1931
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    Another contribution to a Hallowe'en challenge, that one with the theme, "Drown Darcy Dead."

    Language:
    English
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    280
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Full-cast performance of a fic by parsnips.

    Performed by: alexeidarling, argentumlupine, croissantkatie, curiositysquared, damnpene, dr_fumbles_mcstupid, emilyfreakingstark, jinkyo, klb, lurkdusoleil, marsmaywander, musavana, nadiacreek, nielrian, originally, pandor4, professorspork, reena_jenkins, and theshriek.

    Edited by: klb and tilia_cordata.

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    English
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    26
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    45
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    Levi hates kids. And Halloween (because it brings an army of kids out). Levi fancies a green-eyed neighbour, who..happens to have not one but two kids. Dilemma of his life. ...Not really; he still prepares for Halloween just so they can come by his house.

    Lost children, little misunderstandings, creepy mascots that keeps staring at levi, and a pet parrot who now keeps repeating a certain bright-eyed boy’s name. Okay, he can handle it.

    Language:
    English
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    5,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    125
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    "She was going to buy Pepper a pair of fabulous Louboutins, Natasha decided as she limped up the rolling stairs and onto the Stark Industries jet."

    Clint and Natasha entertain themselves on the way home from a mission.

    Language:
    English
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    433
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    The Avengers gradually learn about each other's tattoos.

    Language:
    English
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    2,414
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    649
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    The world's crackiest Johnlock Halloween story. Ever.
    Ghosts, costumes, spirits, hauntings, possessions... it's got it all. Just not how you'd think.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    After a long morning of errands, Grand Couturier Harime Nui takes her pet into a coffee shop for some R&R (refreshments & really fucked-up shit). Oh dear, why is everyone leaving?

    Language:
    English
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    4,329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    51
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    Merrill gets her hands on glitter and it's all Isabela's fault that everyone is glittery.

    That's it, that's the whole story.

    Written in response to something I saw on Tumblr.

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    English
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    When the health class is assigned a special unit on sexual responsibility, Suga and Daichi are assigned to take care of a sack of flour as if it were their child. It turns to chaos from there with the overzealous mothering of Suga, the reactions of the Karasuno, Nekoma, and Aoba Johsai teams to the baby, and the entire health class shipping the two so hard it hurts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,805
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2816
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    “Wh--” Sidney squints at Whoopie Cushion.

    He gets a friendly slap to the shoulder. “Go get your man, man.”

    Sidney squirms through the hallway and manages to get his cell phone out of his pocket. He presses the three on his keypad and the call goes through. The ringing is difficult to hear with the bass thumping through his chest and head. His call goes to voicemail, predictably. Geno probably can’t hear his phone, wherever he is.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    25
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    2
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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

    Language:
    English
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    97,493
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    829
    Kudos:
    1595
    Bookmarks:
    507
    Hits:
    43863
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    (AU, Zombieland fusion) Glenn is lonely and wants a friend. Daryl is grouchy and a little creepy, but he'll do.

    Meanwhile, Maggie and Beth are 500% done with both of them.

    Post-apocalyptic hijinks ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,661
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3518
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    ryoga really loves chocolate milk

    Language:
    English
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    376
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    -Basically little things the cast does (in my own imagination) during their day or when no one is looking. In 500 words or less. P.O.V from the characters, just imagine them writing this stuff down in their own personal diaries or these just being their personal thoughts. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,048
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    196
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    Rocket schemes, steals, and finally snaps after the plot of a Disney movie flies right over his furry little head.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    88
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    A very, very silly fanfic about Germany loving Herr Stick and the complications that arise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,095
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    4

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