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    Wonshik was being kidnapped.

    The sun was out melting what’s left of the snow while he contemplated why it is exactly they were standing in the middle of a tourist-like district in their own hometown. It made absolutely no sense.

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    Started as a Tumblr prompt fic, but due to popular demand, was expanded on.

    In which friends and family of the Winchesters have gotten into a secret weekly fanfiction battle for best scenario of Dean and Cas finally getting together. That is, until Castiel finds out.

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    After Derek’s nearly seduced by a hunter into betraying his family, his mother thinks it’s a good idea to send him out into the world and learn how not to fall for traps like that. Peter comes along, because Peter likes exploring, and that’s why they decide to explore a haunted mountain.

    Stiles lives on that mountain. With his sheep. They’re very tasty-looking, and well, Derek and Peter are werewolves.

    Hah.

    2/21/17: “Are you actually being mean to me?” Stiles says after a second. He does some odd motions with his hands, then throws them up and just rolls onto his back again. The cutting board goes flying into the wall, startling the sheep, but Stiles doesn’t seem to notice. “I mean, I’m getting some weird vibes, is all I’m saying. And yeah, Peter, okay, I admit my werewolf knowledge is obviously lacking in areas, so right now I’m not sure if I’m being rude or you are or are we flirting or are you setting me up for a sadistic kiss-off in the morning when you go?”

    Note: I'm breaking up posting this because I need to spread out my editing time, but the story is fully drafted out.

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    8/?
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    Millionaire author Buck Trungle is suffering from severe writer’s block, so he decides to sign up for a fandom writing challenge and get his mojo flowing again. However, what will he do when his fandom tags become sentient and confront him in his home?

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    When Obama gets a call while on vacation, he has to drop everything and run to save a nation threatened by a serial killer. You won't BEEleive what the ex-president gets himself into.

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    Series of drabbles, interweaved, looking into the lives of the Galra mafia and their deranged family.

    (Updated randomly.)

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    POST 5TA TEMPORADA.
    El viento azotaba los árboles con furia, el cableado se movía peligrosamente, las calles del pintoresco pueblo se hallaban vacías ante el impredecible clima que amenazaba la tranquilidad de los habitantes de Storybrooke. Todos aquellos sensibles a la magia sabían que algo se aproximaba, pero de todos ellos, sólo "él" pudo sentir la familiaridad de aquella magia.

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    yuggyeonnie: why is Mark hyung’s nickname lil cock..

    lil cock: ffs bam

    CATCH THESE HANDS: CATCH THESE HANDS @lil cock

    lil cock: i

    bringingsexyback: iconic

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    Kara is turned into a 9-months-old by a kryptonian device. I don't even have to say this smells chaos. Embark on a crazy journey with Alex and Maggie where the bonds of their new relationship are tested by having to take care of an alien tiny menace until all this mess is solved. May the force be with them, they'll need.

    We guarantee you tooth rooting Sanvers fluffiness with a speck of angst by the end but a shameless happy ending, or we give your money back :)

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    "For the record, this is not my fault," says Cat. "The fact none of our children can keep it in their pants long enough to stop us constantly walking in on them is not my fault."

    "Hmm," says Ned, which doesn't entirely make it sound like he believes her.

    Granted, the fact he currently has her hoisted up on the kitchen sink with her knickers around her ankles probably doesn't help.

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    “Are any of you actually going?”

    He cupped his hands to the door, knowing what to expect.

    Each and every ‘no’ hit Hanzo like ice to the chest, leaving small marks inside of him.

    He even heard a small beep come from Bastion. “Et tu, bastion?” He muttered coldly, storming off. He was not prepared to tell Mcree the sad news. Mcree was not going to eat all the chili by himself. Neither was he. The chili was going to a better cause. Hanzo had an idea. He just needed to steal a turret. And maybe. Just maybe he could give the dragons something to do.

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    When Mathias texts the wrong person and all the right things happen.

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    Twenty-eight ways Lena Luther could find out that Kara is an alien. Surprisingly that doesn't necessarily mean she finds out she's Supergirl. Because Kara is really terrible at keeping secrets.

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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

    Update 2/21: "Birthday Surprise"

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    When they were eating donuts together, there was something that Kara couldn’t help but to notice.
    Well, there were a lot of things. Lena’s lipstick, her unbuttoned collar, her green eyes that were just as radiant as always despite being so troubled… But in particular, the way in which she tore off tiny pieces of her donut and ate it that way, followed by licking her fingers clean. Specifically, licking her forefinger and middle finger. Together.
    [...]
    “Hey, Alex? Have you ever… seen a woman lick her pointer finger and middle finger? Like, at the same time?”
    Alex choked, nearly spitting out her tea and lightly hitting her chest as she swallowed the wrong way, her face bright red.

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    The sequel has landed!
    This story picks up slightly before the first one ended. It will be far more cracky and will have several tropes that I just cant get enough of. Animal transformation, probably shrinking, just not yet. Canon characters come to play. They get to the dragon island. Balth gets a pet crow. The hunt goes on! And maybe I'll tie up some loose ends. Maybe. Only if it's fun.
    Send me requests or questions! Must be fun!

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    In his mind, Lena the I'm-A-Good-Person-But-Nobody-Believes-Me-Except-Kara-That-Doesn't-Know-That-I-Know-That-She's-Supergirl One, while Mon-El had the label I'm-Such-a-Douchebag-But-Kara's-Mine-Anyway-Even-If-She-Doesn't-Want-To One.

    Or: the crack oneshot where Supercorp is end game and Karamel is in the tags just to be annoyng to the shippers (I already saw Karamel fics on the supercorp tag, I can do what I want)

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    loohan: who the hell is "lumybias"?

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    this is so stupid but i wanted to post smth because inactivity is a no-no

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    never forget min yoongi's juice kink

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