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    Daenerys teaches Tommen about dragons. Varys and Jorah have a serious talk. Brienne and Jaime are otherwise engaged.

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    Everyone is misunderstanding everything and all because Slaine ran to the bathroom and hurled.

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    “Can I—can I see him? I mean meet him. Uh…welcome him to the team?” Tony clarified, probably not very well, he knew.

    “Well…there’s a bit of an issue with that,” Fury said, and Tony figured this was where Fury got to whatever it was that had really forced his hand and made him call Tony in, knowing how much the man detested having to do so. “You see, well. He was suspended in the ice for nearly seventy years,” Fury began. Tony nodded along, because he could do math.

    “I’m sure he has a lot of adjusting to do—“ Tony started.

    “Seventy years,” Fury repeated, cutting Tony off and leaning back in his chair and making it rock slightly. “Of no suppressants.”

    “Oh,” Tony managed to choke out past the lump that had suddenly formed in his throat. “Oh.”

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    Collection of (really short) Rin/Yukio drabbles. It's pretty much all sleepy cuddles. I am weak.

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    10/?
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    Victor von Doom was dead. No, actually it was worse fate than death. He had saved the world and paid with his life, technically. To make sure the world stayed this way, he was stuck in the body of Franklin Richards, pretending to be the teenage son of his worst enemy while working secretly with Dr Strange to undo the damages to the fabric of reality.

    He nobly suffered family therapy, poisonous tv dinners, the humiliation of having a body too weak for even one chin-up - he, who had once killed lion with his bare hands - and the hordes of unrespectful teenage girls who loved "19th century evening wear of gothic statesman". Only light in these dark days were rare occasions he managed to meet his wife in Tony Stark's cleaning cupboard.

    The moment of his triumph would better be worth it.

    AU. The last part of trilogy.

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    9/?
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    As his first act of magic in 29 years, he conjures for his beloved a pair of combat boots. A crack rewrite of the end of season 1.

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    The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.

    Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party.

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    Short fics originally posted to my Tumblr, edited and collected here.

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    15/?
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    Moloch's minions decide to hold a bake sale to fund raise for Moloch's uprising. Abbie and Crane are determined to put a stop to it, or in the very least, beat them at their own game.

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    Everyone survives the BOTFA and Bilbo stays in Erebor. However, it seems that all the nobles suddenly want to seduce Bilbo and not all of them have honorable intentions. Dwalin may just be the Captain of the Guard, but he'll be damned if he allows anyone to hurt their Burglar. He makes it his unofficial job to chase off any unsavory characters.

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    Jack was an End Slice and he knew what that meant for him—and he wasn’t even the Front End Slice, either, no, he was the Back one, and that made things even worse. No one ever paid attention to the End Slices, but at least the Front ones got the brief contact of being passed by for the Middle Slices—Back End Slices got nothing at all.

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    Its a sort of series that has no real order to it. Will is a witch, and Hannibal is his source of amusement.

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    7/?
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    Here lies Adam Milligan, cherished brother, beloved son, med student extraordinaire, perished on this cloudy October day of most unusual kitten-related stresses.

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    In which Michael is a majestic Maine Coon who is probably too big to sit in laps as often as he does, Lucifer is a skittish rescue cat, Gabriel is a rambunctious tabby, Castiel is an adorable Munchkin kitten, and Adam is the brave, brave soul who adopted them all.

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    College is going to be awesome. Except that Stiles' dad and Scott's mom kept them both enrolled in the discipline program, even after high school. And that Stiles can't seem to control his mouth around their model-gorgeous suitemate. And that his new disciplinarian is a scary, scary man who may literally kill him the first time he screws up. But aside from that? Awesome.

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    tw: egg

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    The gang goes out on a giant group date to play laser tag, par Jean's request, and things get crazy. Their natural instincts to kill titans make laser tag a breeze for them and it's a battle to the death to see which team will win.
    Love sparks, people get shot, pizza is thrown at glass, one team gets fumigated by Levi's cleaning supplies, Eren's charm is the key to winning and Hanji ends up with a certain pretty lady.
    Which team will come out victorius?

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    6/?
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    The Samezuka boys decide to go to a haunted house attraction on Halloween.

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    The further adventures of Sidney Crosby, Professional Troll, as told by Beau Bennett. A sequel of sorts to Drop it Low, but it also stands alone.

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    “And today, I’d like to welcome a very special guest: Captain America!” Ellen throws her arms up and out as Beyoncé’s Star Spangled Man begins to play.

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