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  1. My Love, My Game, My Vocation by

    Sherlock (TV), Real Genius (1985)  

    22 May 2013

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    Fifteen-year-old John Watson is one of the youngest students to be admitted to winter term at Pacific Tech. That's not all - Professor Moriarty has chosen John as the new lead for his most important project, where he'll be working with young physics genius Sherlock Holmes. But nothing is quite what John expects when he finds out he's rooming with Sherlock... Oh, and there's an evil plot to thwart!

    Sherlock / Real Genius AU crack!fic written for EarlGreyTea68's AU Ficathon of Absurdity!

    Words:
    4,889
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    319

  2. zeus apple by

    Supernatural  

    22 May 2013

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    Gabriel has his own ways of "helping" the Winchester brothers. One more cracky story where the boys have to put up with the overly productive fantasy of Gabriel. Dean/Castiel slash.

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    5,445
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    153

  3. Team Science: We know what inappropriate means. by

    The Avengers (2012), Amazing Spider-Man (2012), Thor (Movies), Incredible Hulk (2008), Iron Man (Movies)  

    22 May 2013

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    Tony and Darcy have the best ideas.

    Can be viewed as poly everyone because Avengers or as gen.

    Words:
    2,595
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3157

  4. Broken Dick Fic by

    Adam Lambert (Musician)  

    22 May 2013

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    A snarky Ashley, an Adam who is in pain, and a Tommy Joe who has precisely zero sympathy. There's nothing worse in the entire world. Or more cracky, either.

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    1,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    131

  5. I'd Rather Be in Patagonia by for WikdSushi

    Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Princess Bride (1987)  

    21 May 2013

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    Warning: SPOILERS FOR STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS

    After 300 years, the records for the cryotubes were incomplete at best.

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    1
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  6. A World Like the Keebler Elves (Part One: The Unexpected Guest) by

    Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    21 May 2013

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    Sherlock's still alive. John doesn't know. After seeing him cry at his grave, Sherlock has to leave London. He takes a walk in the forest, only to find Moriarty, and his tricks. After falling into a hole, Sherlock wakes up in the capable hands of Bilbo. Sherlock tags along for the adventure and the story takes off from there.

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    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3074

  7. Buzzed by

    Sherlock (TV)  

    21 May 2013

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    Fluffy nonsense. Slightly BAMF!John. Clueless Sherlock. Kissing.

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    808
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
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    1
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    481

  8. Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony by

    The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)  

    21 May 2013

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    If mind-controlled Barton doesn't come to spring Loki from the helicarrier, somebody else might have to. That somebody might be Tony Stark, who might not agree with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interrogation methods and treatment of prisoners.

    Luckily, with Thor's help, Supervillain Rescue Mission is a go. Too bad it starts spinning wildly out of control within minutes.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    222
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    282
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    7132

  9. Hell Fire by for Qualoa, Hathanta, Rhubarbian

    Supernatural  

    21 May 2013

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    The motto for this is:
    FUCK LOGIC AND FUCK CANON
    So have fun with...
    The crackiest of crack things.
    Crack ships
    Crack characters
    Crack plot
    Basically crack

    Words:
    15,176
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    140

  10. He's an Idiot 3 by

    Bleach  

    21 May 2013

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    It all starts with a pile of laundry and ends with a relationship no one expects.

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    1,530
    Chapters:
    1/6
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    18

  11. Mating Season by ,

    Hetalia: Axis Powers  

    21 May 2013

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    It's Unicorn's mating season, and England ends up having some fun with his magical friends. Unicorn/England crack

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    63

  12. 10 Things by

    Merlin (TV)  

    21 May 2013

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    Ten things Merlin absolutely hates about Arthur.

    Well. Hate is a strong word.

    Loosely based on the poem from "10 Things I Hate About You".

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    485

  13. Not His First Rodeo by

    The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    21 May 2013

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    All things considered, and mindful of everyone's highly colorful personal history which included (at last count): dimensional travel, mind control, time travel, mental or bodily transformation (voluntary and involuntary), betrayal by family or authority figures, and aliens, it would have stood to reason that the Avengers could figure out any strange thing that happened to them without outside help.

    Except they were wrong. So, so wrong.

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    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    586

  14. We're All In This Together. by

    Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), High School Musical (Movies), High School Musical & Avengers crossover, that au, definitely au - Fandom  

    21 May 2013

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    There's basketball star Steve Rogers, a Golden Boy and his best friends Clint Barton, fellow basketball player and Natasha Romanov, the cheerleader. Then there's new guy Tony Stark who happens to be a genius who gets roped into joining the Decathlon club with his new friend Bruce Banner, who also happens to be intelligent. Obviously, you can't forget sassy Loki Laufeyson and his adopted brother Thor Odinson who happen to be the King Bees of the school.
    And Jesus Christ, you definitely cannot forget Phil Coulson, the drama teacher, you just can't.

    High school never seemed so fun.

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    Chapters:
    2/10
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    447

  15. The Past Never Really Stays That Way by

    Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood  

    21 May 2013

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    One of the guards that was on the Valiant during the year that never was is now forcing Jack into having a relationship with him or he'll hurt the team, their families and expose the events of what happeend on the Valiant to the entire world. Between running torchwood, dealing with the guard, dealing with UNIt, dealing with politicians and keeping Ianto happy and in the dark about his current predicament, Jack is getting ever closer to breaking point. Will Ianto leave him or help him? mpreg, gwen bashing, the doctor and john hart

    Words:
    42,497
    Chapters:
    19/30
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    909

  16. «Рыбий корм» by

    Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

    21 May 2013

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    Cтранные вещи творятся в прибрежных городках — ну, по крайней мере, в одном таком городке они творятся. Ах, да, и на сцене мелькает Мэри Уотсон. Написано в 2008 году.

    Words:
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    1/1
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  17. The Dalek Wears Prada by

    Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)  

    21 May 2013

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    "You died," she whispered. "It terrified you an' it was gonna kill you, an' you gave up. An' I wasn't good enough. I knew it was gonna kill you an' I couldn't save you."

    After the events of "Dalek", Rose wakes up screaming. Pulling her into his lap to comfort her may not have been a good idea... or it may be the best idea ever. But whose idea is it?

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  18. Current Discount Offers for Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament by

    Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    21 May 2013

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    Three-Line Fic Meme.

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    72
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2

  19. How Many of You Are Apathetic About the Situation? by

    Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins  

    21 May 2013

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    Three-Line Fic Meme.

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    56
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1

  20. Too Cold by

    Sherlock (TV)  

    21 May 2013

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    Sherlock's bored with the obvious explanation of a case, which only raises more questions...

    Words:
    243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    209

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