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    Skye is pretty sure that sure that Phil is dating an Avenger. She's just not sure which one...or if it's just one...

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    What if, during Sherlock, the consulting detective had a seventeen year old daughter? What if her name was Amelia Anne and she went on all of the adventures with Sherlock and John? What if she had to see her dad's best friend strapped to a bomb? What would happen when Amelia met The Woman? How would she react to Jim Moriarty? And, more importantly, how would she react to her dad jumping off of a building and coming back two years later?

    This is Amelia Anne's story.

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    In this Alternate Reality, Lord Blake is the ruler of his land, and he has an eye for a handsome young man. His harem gets a new shipment in, which includes the innocent farm boy, Kerr Avon, whose family sent him because they had too many mouths to feed.

    Blake finds Kerr's naivety and enthusiasm charming. Kerr idolizes Blake. Much nookie, cuddling, angst, and emo on the part of both of them ensues.

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    "I didn't know it would happen!" Stiles couldn't be more sincere in his distress over that.

    "So fix this," said his dad. Stiles rolled his eyes.

    "Like I know how?" he said. He caught a glare from the unfamiliar and yet well known expression on his father's face and saw that Scott's mom joined in on it. "Come on. What are you going to do about it? Ground me? I'm older than you now."

    "Stiles!" Melissa was not amused by the dig and her eyes flashed red. Stiles dodged behind Derek when the werewolf walked back in the room.

    "I don't know," spoke up Peter Hale. He spent a lot of time finding reflective surfaces in the house. "High school wasn't that bad of a trip. I could do it again."

    "No," said Talia with her usual amount of authority. She looked about as old as Casey now and much more obviously older than her brother. "You will not do high school again."

    Peter scoffed at her and rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Anybody wanna play poker?"

    ... or ...

    Parent pack 'verse. A misfired Druid-spell makes the parents into teenagers again and the *actual* teenagers have to corral their own midget parents as they figure out how to reverse it... before the packs lose everything.

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    9/?
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    4
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    One day, Tony got so bored that he made a chatting site for the Avengers. These are short chapters of diffrent happenings!

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    10/?
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    Hagakure's father escapes, Dirk is making Komaeda gag on his muppets while Hinata watches, Shinji and his probably totally boyfriend Kaworu are now aesthetics, and Aoba is feeling weird. What could go wrong?

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    A collection of BTS drabbles. Multiple pairings. Tags will be added with each drabble.

    Sporadically updated.

    Edit: Possibly will end up exceeding ten, due to a bunch of drabble requests I have waiting to be filled. Whoops.

    140726: Two drabbles updated today.

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    Saturday night chats, do these people ever work and Stannis needs to know how they are choosing the draft order.

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    12/13
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    Let's think of Episode 2 where Sousuke threatened Haru regarding Rin. Let's change into something like this: Sousuke wants Makoto's number and begged Haru for it. ^___^

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    Naruto crack!fic. Imagine it takes place some time afte the war, when Sasuke is finally back to Konoha. Naruto and Sasuke are in one of their usual fights, and Sakura and Kakashi are unfortunate enough once again to be there.

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    Besina was wondering how there could possibly be a realistic basis for John Watson's Magical Healing Penis and whether a believable (enough) world-building could be done for the phenomena. So I started thinking about it and this resulted.

    Sorry, this contains no story: just pseudo-science world-building, but hopefully it is of some interest and potentially some amusement.

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    In which Greg finds out he's absolutely and totally head over heels for the British Government alias Mycroft Holmes.

    ''And if there's one thing that's for sure. It's that Mycroft knows. Greg's certain. And Lestrade doesn't know if it's because the embodiment of the British Government probably scanned his internet history which's currently scattered with gay porn involving umbrellas and cake or if it's because he's even smarter than Sherlock. And that's a scary thought really.''

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    In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A Silmarillion parodic story in the way of the tv-show Kaamelott and the Monty Python's Holy Grail. [This is the translation of the french fanfiction “Maudits Silmarils”.] Chapter 3 : Women's rights.

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    Jamie has an awful lot of books about aliens, and Jack has an awful lot of free time.

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    Gaara has a problem so he goes to Kankuro for advice. After all, isn't asking older siblings for solutions something that younger siblings did whenever they had troubles they couldn't solve? It was just too bad that the idiot happened to be asleep.

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    Loki might be in love, but he's still Loki.

    Stand-alone chapters looking at life in Asgard for him and Thor following the end of Ways of Seeing, Ways of Seeming. Most chapters won't require familiarity with that story to enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    - Три недели, - сказал Дерек.

    - Всё ещё не хочу, - ответил Стайлз.

    - Я тебе заплачу, - заявил Дерек, и тут… тут Стайлз заинтересовался. «Антикварная лавка Альфа» – это отличное рабочее место, правда, платят там не так много, а половина обучения Стайлза осуществляется с финансовой помощью, так что…

    - О какой сумме, – спросил Стайлз, - идёт речь? Потому что, я знаком с твоей семьёй, чувак. И потом всё будет очень неловко.

    - Моя семья думает, что ты представляешь собой грёбаное сокровище мира, - прошипел Дерек, словно ему было завидно. – Они наверняка будут на меня злиться, когда мы порвём, так что не беспокойся об этом. Пятьсот баксов.

    - Тысяча, - сказал Стайлз, потому что в жопу этику. К тому же, Хейлы были при деньгах. Дерек переживёт.

    Или

    Пожара не было, Лора – надоедливая сестра, Дерек в отчаянии, а Стайлз – единственный, кто может ему помочь.

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    a story of love, passion, and breakfast commercial mascots.

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    Germany won the World Cup and now there’s a part of the team who wants to celebrate properly, with a secret goal. What does Miroslav think about it?

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    1/?
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    1
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    Adjusting your look to your partner's isn't always a good idea...

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