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    Ray really shouldn't have let Fraser drink that hazelnut creamer....

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    Mark Barnum Haddon knows nothing of any country besides Britain and isn’t entirely sure what a prime number is. He can’t draw very well and has no understanding of research ethics. He cannot stand to have his integrity questioned. And he detests Americans. Cursed with an inability to press his shift key, for sixty three-year-old Mark research and the perspectives of autistics have little meaning. He lives on lies, self-congratulation, and a flask of vodka clasped in his sweaty hand.

    Then one night, the dogs are let out and it’s judgement day for his little solipsistic wonderland. Mark sets out to deny the truth in the style of his favorite (illogical) liar, Lance Armstrong. What follows makes for a novella that is furious, parodic and violently cathartic in its portrayal of a self-satisfied, yet self-loathing, creep.

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    The title says it all.

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    In which everything is almost the same, except Arda is a small suburban town in the middle of nowhere and everyone's favorite dark lords are that weird, annoying couple that live in the old, haunted looking house down the road.

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    Steve has been working at Build a bear workshop for more than a year now, and almost considers quitting when the mall decides to open a Spencer's right across from it. It seems like the dumbest idea to have horny teens around hyper toddlers. But when it opens he’ll just have to deal with it.
    (This is a texting fic where Steve works at Build a Bear with Sam, and tries to develop a relationship with the hot punk at Spencer's. While getting shit advice from the group chat. Avengers working at the mall. )

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    Yoongi-centric coffee shop AU that no one asked for.

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    Lyon Vastia is a mage, but he is a man first and foremost. Pride before death, honor before morality. Lyon has always moved at his own pace. These are his stories.

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    #24 Orientation
    Sapiosexual
    Adjective
    1. Attracted to intelligence or the human mind.
    Noun
    1. A person who is sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind before appearance.

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    Just two drabbles with domestic Nappami banter. First drabble is them after a long day of work and the second is a morning after. For more info please read author's notes!

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    An amnesiac Tsuna finds himself in a new life after a sparring accident with Byakuran sends him into another dimension. Years later, an offer is made, of the deranged kind.

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    James has been back for nearly three months. He’s doing better than most, at least according to Gates. He has a job, an apartment, and an easy commute. He hasn’t gotten caught up in anything he shouldn’t get caught up in, hasn’t done anything he shouldn’t; everything he’s supposed to do, he does. He even keeps his appointments with the therapist. All the hallmarks of a man doing a good job of readjusting to civilian life.

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    For a celebration of getting to 1250 Followers on my Tumblr, I chose to open up prompts for a short while and accept 60 prompts from a First Date series.

    Since this is a ‘First Date’ prompt series, I’m not going to be setting these in any particular AU or covering how the characters met. They did meet, they’re on a date, and that’s where the story begins. There won't be any smut, either. Sorry guys. This one's staying T Rated :)

    The first chapter will comprise an Index of the prompts.

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    Jimin has a certain effect on the rest of BTS. Everybody wants their time with Jiminnie, 'cause he's the best, obviously.

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    Stiles’ medications are messing up his body chemistry. If he goes off his suppressants, he’ll have to go through his heat, but he doesn’t know any alphas who’d help him. So, Scott asks his roommate Derek. Turns out Derek's more than willing to lend a hand.

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    Historia wakes up at 1 AM and finds Ymir in her room, sleep deprived and saying the weirdest things Historia has ever heard. Apparently that's just something she does. And yeah, do ants feel anything at all?

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    Pregnanf Loki is stuck at home with his sick teenage daughter.

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    Mana meets someone unexpected at the Agito restaurant.

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    One month. Thirty-one days. Seven hundred and forty-four hours. 44,640 minutes. 2,678,400 seconds. Look at it that way and it sounds like a long time. But if that's all you have to convince an antisocial recluse who's a self-proclaimed people hater that you're a halfway decent guy they'd want to date, then it can feel like none at all. [KHxFrozen College AU featuring the crackiest ship to ever crack: Axel x Elsa. Updated Weekly!]

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    What if the doctors had given Nate some of those happy pills that Parker had taken? Takes place after The 12 Step Job, season two.

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    Tony doesn't remember Peppers phone number. How can he NOT remember her number?! He is literally a genius, but he's unable to remember a fucking phone number?

    Then again, he does get a new friend out of it.

    Maybe something a little more than a friend?

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    Jensen had no clue how he’d ended up in such a situation, but he suspected whiskey had been involved. A lot of fucking whiskey.

    Also, in this fic, Jensen and Misha are not married.

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