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    Some people make doodle comics, I write flash fic.

    Usually in hotel rooms while extremely jetlagged.

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    3/?
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    When You-Know-Who tries to summon Death, he doesn't get quite what he expected...

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    “I assure you it is merely a matter of coincidence, William.” (Or: Hannibal walks into a stop sign.)

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    1/1
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    Set 12YL. Tsuna is decidedly and emphatically a straight man. But that was before he had a front row view of Mukuro happening to Hibari. Somehow, this results to his second-in-command suddenly becoming a lot more charming.

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    “That’s an…interesting look, Captain.”

    “Shut it, Stark.”

    “No, seriously, is that a hickey to go with that bedhead of yours?”

    It’s the little things that give them away. It’s also always good to have a plan in case you get found out. Doesn’t mean that everyone else is going to buy it, however.

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    20
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    Harry doesn’t really like the way things are going in the wizarding world. But who’s going to do something about it?...Him, that’s who! (Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord).

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    66
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    29
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    3487
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    Wandering child, welcome to the London Opera. There mysteries abound, and a great game is afoot. Where devils hide behind angel masks, and one soprano singer is about to find the side of the angels is blurred in the haze.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    The motto for this is:
    FUCK LOGIC AND FUCK CANON
    So have fun with...
    The crackiest of crack things.
    Crack ships
    Crack characters
    Crack plot
    Basically crack

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    10,912
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Well, if there’s a rumour that I'm a paedophile circulating in town, just… don’t. It’s your fault. It really is.

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    Our heroes (and villains) are forced to watch Star Trek Into Darkness and comment on it. This is a humor/parody fic of the new Star Trek movie. The whole thing is a HUGE SPOILER. Follows the same template as my first fic when they watch the 2009 movie. I mention Spock/Uhura cause that is the ship in the movie, but I of course allude to K/S and a bunch of other ships too.

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    The sequel to Password Required.

    The Avengers are back online in a chatroom after an exhausting vacation. Secrets are hashed out. More plans are made. Lies are told. Friendships are tested, and betrayal is inevitable.

    But hey, at least Tony chose an extremely accurate nickname for someone, this time.

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    where post-S7 Castiel has very clear ideas about what he should do with his life. It includes helping out characters from other fandoms who really need a break. Theon happens to be the first on the list.

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    Ianto is a vampire. Cue Owen's obligitory Twilight jokes.

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    2
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    In which Cas has been gone for a week, Dean decides to tell scary stories, Sam and Bobby refuse, but later on acquiesce. Cas comes back, Dean can’t get his hands off him, the scary stories unfold, and then, shit just got real.

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    All Fíli wanted was to share a bedroll; and a few laughs, with Bofur. But when the other Dwarf turns down his advances Fíli decides to try another tactic. Because courting Bofur is obviously the best plan ever.
    Also includes Pining!Kíli and the question of whether Bilbo and Thorin will ever realise it's okay to do more than just look at each other.

    No beta, not much actual plot, but lots of crack!

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    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    792
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    109
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    An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.

     

    Chapter 21: Jane's had a bit much to drink. Darcy is mortified and Steve is altogether too amused.

    Chapter 22: Darcy is awkward, Steve is awkward, and Jane is just plain fed up.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    14
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    9056
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    A Lewis Carol-esque tale of a secret parallel universe, home to the fictional characters we adore.

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    13/?
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    8
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    9
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    1
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    Tony and Bruce create an anti-stupid serum.

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    At this moment, Dean knew he was undone. No amount of whiskey could possibly take him back to before he met Steve Rogers. Frankly, he didn't know if he even wanted to.

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    1/?
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    When a Certain Fuzzy, Blue, Alien Genetic Experiment goes missing, little Lilo Pelekai enlists the help of the World's Greatest Detective to find her best friend. Of course, the fact that Ereborean Royalty is visiting Hawaii and that Five-0 is currently on the alert for threats against newlyweds King Thorin and his Prince Consort Bilbo Baggins, may be somehow connected to all this. A wild Cracky Crossover of Epic Proportions, also known as Random-Nexus of Tumblr sending Industrial-Strength Muse Treats to my Muses and thus, this Plot Bunny is now eating away at my soul.

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    2,483
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    427

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