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    Anduin has a nasty habit of being utterly predictable right up to the point where he isn't anymore.

    Theoretically, Wrathion already knows this. Unfortunately, theory doesn't really kick in before lunchtime, so when Varian Wrynn comes storming into his room at the crack of dawn, he just goes with it.

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    After the lesson where they learned more about the Chamber of Secrets than actually turning animals into water goblets, wouldn't Ron've had to ask Professor McGonagall to un-Transfigure his rat?

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    Stiles stops in a new sex shop and picks up a cock ring that changes the pack's life

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    This sounds cracky, but I didn’t go that route: In an alternate universe where genetically-created dinosaurs have taken over in the near future, two young women meet, help each other, and bond.

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    Джека спасали уже столько раз, что он сбился со счёте. Но когда и кого это останавливало?

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    An annoying kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie and giving him a headache, so Levi bought every single one. 23 pies. Then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and the kid's mom.

    And of course, Eren is the annoying kid. Who wants pie.

    Based off of that one tumblr/reddit post.

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    - A one-shot about how Hanji managed to take down both of Humanity's iconic heroes in one move.
    By accident. That accident being food poisoning. -

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    A Monk. We Have Him. You Want Him. Give Us $1000.

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    8/?
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    10
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    3
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    Wrote this aaaages ago on kinkmeme. Basically, Hawke wins Fenris in a cardgame and coerces him into becoming Anders' catboy for a day. The experience fucks up poor Fenris' head. Ends badly for Hawke and Anders.

    It's fucked up. I'm a bad person.

    Definitely a crackfic, so kind of OOC.

    http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/8832.html?thread=36164224#t36164224&sref=https://delicious.com/dragonage_kink/kink_meme%253Afilled_requests,kink%253Ahumiliation,kink%253Adub_con

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    The look on Anthony’s face goes right past dubious, off the map at blank, and settles somewhere near my god what is in the water and have I drank it today?

    For a request skitterbait made, about 2nd Mass (or certain sectors of it) attending a tea party, on tumblr. Old fic.

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    Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC.

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    45/?
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    It's 1912 on the Titanic and Frank wants Gerard to paint him like one of his gay boys.

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    “Hey, man. You called?” the guy says, and Michael isn’t proud of what he’s about to do.

    (AKA The Lochte fail!escort fic.)

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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

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    25/?
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    They're porn stars, and then feelings happen. Except, they don't know they're porn stars. Or well, they each don't know the other person is. It's complicated.

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    It's been six months, and they still think I don't know how to use the microwave.

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    Sick and injured after the fight on the helicarrier, the Winter Soldier tries to return to his handlers, only to find that he's apparently been abandoned. Now he needs to find a new source of orders, and what's better in America at telling people what to do than modern advertising?

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    8/?
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    Ginger wants to go for a dip in the eggnog and taste other cookies. He got more than that and he wouldn't change a thing.

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    Five possible answers to the question "How exactly did you escape a locked room guarded by bad guys with only an apple?" from 5 different characters.

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    (Meetings 8:30 to 10:00 Mondays and Thursdays Sit-ins Unwelcome) Where does Gabriel go when he needs some friendly advice? To a group of Tricksters who are just trying not to get ganked by hunters, and who happen to hate his guts. -OR- In Which Gabriel is Hugged by a Cherub and Everything Goes Downhill From There. Takes place during the episode "Hammer of the Gods". In which Gabriel doesn't die in the end, because he's too cool for that.

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