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Outtakes to something that has not even happened yet.
The aftermath of Egg In Your Milky Way. There's even a litter :/
Exploring situations that Derek and Stiles and their X number of cubs get into. There's no point to this.
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- Part 3 of Egg In Your Milky Way
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Johnny is waiting for Patrick to get home from Switzerland. What he gets is a surprise.
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Boone does impure things with a toy dinosaur.
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Are You There, God of Mischief? It's Me, Tony by fullofleaves
The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
18 Jun 2013
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If mind-controlled Barton doesn't come to spring Loki from the helicarrier, somebody else might have to. That somebody might be Tony Stark, who might not agree with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s interrogation methods and treatment of prisoners.
Luckily, with Thor's help, Supervillain Rescue Mission is a go. Too bad it starts spinning wildly out of control within minutes.
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Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell. Are you ready? Are you? Please, someone has to be.
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“Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”
“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”
Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.
“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”
Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love. -
The Destruction of the world by Moongazer12
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, The Avengers (2012)
18 Jun 2013
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- 590
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- 1/?
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"It's got a good safety rating," Derek mutters, ears pink.
Stiles makes an effort to stop laughing.
"Extra cup holders for every seat," he agrees, looking the Toyota's interior up and down. "Soft-rock Pandora station preset on the radio. Room for a car seat. It's like Crowley's Aston-Martin from Good Omens, except instead of Freddie Mercury, any iPod left in the car will inevitably fill itself with Nickelback songs."
"Shut up," Derek says, glaring at the complicated and completely unnecessary GPS system and wondering if he should forego safety for a cooler option, like a Vespa. Fucking Stiles. At least this car has a decent-sized back seat, he thinks, and immediately pretends he didn't. "And put on your seat belt."
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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- 32
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- 5/?
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- 20
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But He's Your... He's You! by taylorpotato
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Jun 2013
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Really, at this point in the relationship, John should know better than to tell Sherlock he can't or shouldn't do anything. But when John says Sherlock can't clone himself, Sherlock sets out to prove him wrong... with extremely NC-17 rated results. Written for Kink Meme.
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In which Monday is proud, Sunday is envious and Arthur is kind of in over his head. One out of three isn't bad, right?
Basically the alternate universe where the Trustees' sins don't line up quite so conveniently.
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This Is a Song About Balder by Barbeauxbot
Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Tumblr: Cracksmash - Fandom
18 Jun 2013
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Balder’s birthday celebration is always a terrible time had by all except Balder himself. Loki’s usual methods of avoiding it have failed. The god of mischief refuses to meekly endure the festivities, and enlists the help of his wife in order to make the evening more bearable.
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Derek Hale is a gangly mess of limbs who begins his sophomore year of High School as a nerdy, socially maladjusted pariah. Stiles "Iceman" Stilinski is the Captain of the Beacon Hills Hockey Team and a gigantic slab of brooding beefcake. Will they recognise their feelings for each other in spite of their flaws and an ensemble of insane friends and family members?
Warning: Rated E for Mentions of Sexual Situations, Teenage Sexual Tension, Mentions of Drug Usage, Casual Drug Usage, Nudity, Depictions of Violence, Abuse, Bullying, Religious Zealotry, Satire of said Religious Satire
Opposite World High School AU - See Authors Notes for details
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Written for icarus_chained's comment-fic prompt: "Author's choice, author's choice, librarian saves the world"
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- Part 3 of Comment-fic fills
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- 10
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- 1/1
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Star-Crossed by cincoflex, starhawk2005
Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Thor (Movies)
18 Jun 2013
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Crack!fic; a smut-fic author discovers that the Norse god she’s been writing fics about is….real. And horny. ;)
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Ming makes Kyle an offer he can't refuse.
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- Part 6 of Daily Fic Drabbles Table A
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- 325
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- 1/1
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Cameron and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Mara
Power Rangers Ninja Storm
18 Jun 2013
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Ninja Storm crack. Just because.
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- 748
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The motto for this is:
FUCK LOGIC AND FUCK CANON
So have fun with...
The crackiest of crack things.
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High school's boring - until Sebastian befriends a psychotic smartass. AU where the boys go to school in America. include: one sociopathic classmate; her soccer-playing and straight-a student best friend named joan; marley, a shy neighbor hopelessly smitten with said sociopath; and a social-hermit of a little sister. I'm sorry I suck at summaries. Updates weekly at least.
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Gratuitous Neal celebration