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    A collection of short drabbles--mostly smut peppered with SFW nonsense.

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    English
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    31,168
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    883
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    It started as a new copy of a very, VERY old game, half of which had been lost in a shipping miscommunication. Such was the very first iteration of the Rules Board. The old tradition of using these cards wasn't forgotten with the Recall and with new victims...er...participants...the board lived on.

    Language:
    English
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    14,971
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    922
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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (crack with a hint of seriousness, my specialty)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,257
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    718
    Kudos:
    4987
    Bookmarks:
    1788
    Hits:
    44306
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    toenail: lmaoo jimin r u home

    goose: ya baby ;)

    jungcunt: i'm leaving

    jungcunt: goodbye y'all

    whipped fucker: hickeys tho oh my god i canr breathe

    jungcunt: i said gOODBYE

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,207
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    10263
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    C'era una volta Remus, il principe di un regno lontano lontano, rapito dal perfido Fenrir per ordine del crudele Lord Voldemort.
    C'era una volta la struggente storia d'amore fra Walden Macnair e Avery, due guardie reali dal destino un tantino avverso.
    C'erano poi una volta un cacciatore un po' sfigato, un cervo parlante, un fant... ehm... un padrino fatato e un mago dai capelli unticci.

    E c'era una volta una persona, su AO3, che incuriosita dal riassunto cliccò su quel bellissimo titolo qualche centimetro più in alto

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    9,732
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17
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    “Okay, I won't be hard on you“

    Like hell.

    “Just a simple question and then you can go back to hiding behind Wonshik.“

    Good plan. Wait, did he just agree with Hakyeon? That's not good.

    “Of the people in this room ...“

    Oh no, he hated those kinds of questions. Those always ended badly for him.

    “... who would you kiss and why?“

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,794
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1974
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    Everyone in the BorderVerse has a story to tell. (BV One Shots)

    (Steven Universe & Borderlands Crossover AU)

    [Updates Bi-Weekly On Monday]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,351
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    31
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    A collection of 365 oneshots written from a list of prompts I made in the days leading up to New Year's. It's mostly on crack and there will be crossovers as well as many different fandoms and ships, including things I don't ship.

    I'll try to update daily, so stay tuned!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,537
    Chapters:
    52/366
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    2559
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    Percy, aka Graham--that's his alley name!--doesn't usually go to bars. He also doesn't usually get pressed into a wall outside aforementioned bars and interrogated about why he's following someone, and he doesn't at all usually end up getting roped into infiltrating a necromancer's lair with the hot guy that he followed into that aforementioned bar in the first place.

    But there's a first time for everything.

    (aka...juicejeans. it got so, so far away from me. it is only mostly my fault though)

    Language:
    English
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    4,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
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    A run-in with a metahuman leaves Oliver with a brand-new pair of wings...but it's not so easy to just get up and fly. Oliver works to find out how to work with his wings and what the change means for the team and his life as Oliver Queen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,299
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1407
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    An impromptu make out sesh goes wrong.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,031
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    16
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    [S1-6] : Series of microfics about different couples of Once Upon A Time. Multipairing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,422
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    342
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    This is written with love and not to mock anyone. It's a good idea to read "Nope" and "Title of the Fic" from @KDNash aka @seenashwrite on Tumblr.

    It's some high level meta spn crack that I went off the rails with and hope you enjoy it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4
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    OMG!! How will this end? Cliffhanger alarm!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    While Vinsmoke Sanji is hoping to find a female companion on his flight from Seattle to Toronto, Roronoa Zoro just wants to sleep and get through the flight as quickly as possible. However, with the new in-flight texting system, it was inevitable they would cross paths..

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,703
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    316
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    In the spirit of absolute silliness, probably for a very niche audience and full of very British references.
    Prime Lorca is in my basement...
    Do not read!

    *rating upped for some innuendo...it was always going to happen!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,922
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    159
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    [S1-6] Série de micro-fics sur différents couples de Once Upon A Time. Multipairing.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    8,720
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    jiminie: you guys clearly can’t see the halo on top of my head, I AM PURE

    goldenboy: I stopped see you as pure the day I walked in on you shoving a 12 inch dildo up your ass

    hobii: IM CHOCKI-

     

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    A multitude of BTS group chats that get slightly overused

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,677
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1404
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    Shaun does not, I repeat, DOES NOT, like Desmond. Lucy and Rebecca believe otherwise and Desmond lives on the couch like the bum he is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    10
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    The third thing was that he was in a field of golden grass and cloudless skies. He loved it. If this was what the afterlife was like, then he loved it. He made a sound of satisfaction, walking in a random direction. He saw a group of people in the distance and it was the weirdest thing. He saw people? His breath caught in his throat. He saw- there was-! He had to say something! Something so like him that they recognize him immediately. He had to do something awesome so that they--

     

    He choked on air.

    (Aka another one of those cliche stories where Naruto goes back in time that no one asked for)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,682
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    518

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