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    Jongin likes porn. A certain amateur pornstar in particular, since his booty looks just like Kyungsoo's, Jongin's best friend.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    151
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    642
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    Where Jimin likes to complain when he's pmsing and Jin is roasting the shit out of him but the newcomer with a sweet smile is actually nice and just his type.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    Alternative title - 5 Times Chihiro Swore When He Thought No One Was Around and the 1 Time He Swore in Front of the Entire Class

    Chihiro swears creatively when he thinks no one can hear him, but that doesn't mean that no one is listening.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
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    319
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    jungkook's kink is the way jimin moves his body in the arena.
    yoongi cant stop thinking about hoseok's cute blond friend.
    jin and namjoon just need someone to call home.

    alternatively: the boys participate in the probending championships, fuck shit up, but manage to sort their lives out in the process.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3686
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    Chuuya is busy at work when he receives an alarming text from Dazai.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Great Googly Moogly, it's all gone to shit!
    Even a decade after, Alexander Hamilton still cannot get over John Laurens' death. Then Mrs. Maria Reynolds shows up at his doorstep, beautiful, tempting....and claiming to be his lost love, back from the dead just in a new 'vessel'. What the hell is going on here? SUPERNATURAL MEETS HAMILTON IN THIS PIXIE STICK CRACK FIC
    (Well, sort of a crack fic. I tried to write it well.)

    Language:
    English
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    4,997
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    357
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    Sam and Dean Winchester respond to a call, seemingly like any other. But when they uncover a certain triangular asshole's doomsday plot, their quest to stop him brings them to a small town hiding somewhere in the woods...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    193
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    When EXO accidentally get dragged into playing µ's for a festival in Tokyo, things get a little haywire.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Gabriel is the head of a temp agency… sort of. After nearly a year of work, the last secretary for the law firm Winchester and Sons decided to run off with someone from the mail rooms. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, but Dean, the man requiring said secretary, has very specific requirements for the job. Gabriel really wants Dean to grow up and stop bothering him. Because he has better things to do. Like play video games. And Castiel just wants a relaxing summer away from his students, and people in general.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    312
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    Angered by Rumple’s last-second "comfort" clause to her curse as well as sick of the dominance he has had over her for years, Regina decides that while cursing him, Rumple could use a "loving husband." And who better to marry him off to than his archenemy, Killian Jones? Twenty-eight years later, the couple are living a happy life together in Storybrooke. All seems blissful for Robert and Miles Gold until Robert encounters Emma Swan, and Rumplestiltskin suddenly finds himself curse-free, stranded without magic, and worst of all, married to Captain Hook of all people! Will he be able to move past his hatred of the pirate, if only for the chance to find his son? Is there a chance that Rumple could see past the monster he has made Hook out to be for three hundred years and see some semblance of goodness? Will he and an eventually curse-free Killian be able to pick up the pieces of their troubled pasts and build a life together?

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    122
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    163
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung are about to graduate from the elite Bangtan College Prep School. This is the last chance their teachers have to convince them they're in love.

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    “Okay,” said Yoongi, his tone serious. He looked at each of them in turn. “I know I was reluctant to get involved at first, but it’s been four years now and these little shits are about to graduate. This is literally our last chance. If we can’t convince them they’re in love by next week then that’s it. Four years completely wasted.”

    “We’ve tried everything,” said Jimin, his normal cheerful patience bleeding into exasperation. “I made them work on that art project together last year. I really thought we had a chance with that one.”

    “Partnering up obviously doesn’t work,” said Hoseok finally. “Seagull is way too shy to initiate conversation, and V talks way too much on a good day, and even more when he’s nervous.”

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarks:
    13
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible. The plan at present is to update at least four times a week.

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    Chapters:
    1183/?
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    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    When all else fails, Viktor is glad to have such a vibrant little personality that's with him when he needs a surprise for his Love, Yuuri.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Allura decides a group chat might benefit the paladins. she'll probably regret that decision.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    534
    Kudos:
    1034
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    109
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    11406
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    Boy Who Lived, Saviour of the Wizarding World, Defeater of Grindelwald, never received his Hogwarts Letter. Five years later, a 16-year-old Harry Potter is found on the streets of London and immediately sent to Hogwarts, where he catches the eye of one Professor Tom Riddle. When Harry is sorted into Slytherin, well... that just makes things a whole lot easier for him, doesn't it?

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    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    31
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    199
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    Prompto hadn't meant to keep the fact that he was mated a secret from his friend... it just hadn't come up.

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    857
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    68
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    By the time the smoke clears and he’s stopped feeling surprised, Naruto has a vague idea of what might appear. Someone lascivious, in all likelihood; probably naked too, with a pitchfork, a forked tail and little red horns. It’s how every mainstream artwork portrays the devil, after all.

    So when he sees a fully-clothed man with a duster stop in the middle of singing to the Bee Gee’s You Should Be Dancing, Naruto thinks he’s completely justified in rolling his eyes.


    When Naruto's left with his godfather's house, magical artefacts and all, he gets to cleaning it out and organizing things. How hard can it be? (Answer: it's actually very hard, especially when you end up summoning things you can't get rid of while you're at it)

    ( alternately, the one where Naruto's a dark magician in the making, Itachi and Sasuke are the absent rulers of hell, and the author's really glad they're not religious in any way, shape or form )

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    18,203
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    44
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2285
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    Modern AU. When Alistair comes to Kirkwall to realize his dream of becoming a Broadway star, he gets unwittingly sucked into the decadent underground art scene ruled over by an enigmatic figure known as "The Dread Wolf". And where he meets a bizarre cast of dwarven thugs, drag kings, lotus eaters, and performance sex artists - including one suave, irresistibly sexy elf.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    738
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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    (Will Update about every other day. Or when I feel like it.)

    (Crackfic)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    4
    Hits:
    84
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    On a day you were planning to spend with your friends,B.A.P, your period came and you had to cancel your plans with your friends. Unfortunately, your friends, who just so happen to be hybrid superpowered bunny creatures,misunderstand and think you've been kidnapped......Fun times ahead!!!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    19

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