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    There’s unfathomable love and understanding in his eyes and Dean almost hurts with relief. He knows exactly what Cas is going to say and this time he’ll say it back. He closes his eyes as Cas brushes his lips along his ear and softly whispers, “Glord in the dark.”

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    Ser Justin Massey recounts Stannis Baratheon's war for the Iron Throne, with multiple digressions and diversions, mainly about himself. Title inspired by "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman."

    Chapter IX: Justin Massey tried to impress Asha Greyjoy with tales of his illustrious ancestors. Richard Horpe brought up Justin's less-than-illustrious ancestor Lucifer Massey.

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    9/?
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    73
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    2
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    Nichkhun doesn't think Wooyoung knows what "humping" is. (Pure Crack Fic with No Plot, this is an old fanfic that I wrote ages ago so Jay is still a part of 2PM here) Crack. Romance. Random. No plot whatsoever.

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    Phineas and Ferb get pregnant and give birth to... PHINEAS AND FERB!!!!!!! They then embark on conquering the Universe because they go mad with power. Rated explicit for like everything in the tags because this is revolting.

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    It's easy to escape notice when people never see your face, but that sometimes makes it harder to reach out for help. A story about one girls escape from a dysfunctional home and the things she is willing to do to make that escape. A AU retelling of My hero from the invisible girl that everyone seems quick to forget about. Eventual pairings.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    exactly what the title says

    not all will be smut, but the rating is a general statement

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    Eames is the British Prime Minister and can't keep a bodyguard longer than a week. It's troublesome, really, but he thinks he might prefer the idiots to his gorgeous new one. Arthur Darling is far too irresistible and Eames can't possibly be blamed for wanting the man to do more than just guard his body.

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    14/?
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    The Nephilim gains a fan club and a fallen angel that had just tried to kill her. Rathma give her patience.

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    Summary: So for those of you who have watched The Nanny Diaries, this fic is loosely based off the movie.

    Steve Rogers plays as the nanny and Tony Stark is the single, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist dad of the five-year old, little girl that Steve takes care of whose name is Melinda Stark.
    Bucky plays as Steve’s best friend (who was played by Alicia Keys in the movie) and Sam, Clint, Bruce, and Thor all have small parts as the other nannies. They’re mostly background characters.

    When Mr. Stark hires Steve as Melinda’s personal nanny, Steve comes to understand what it really means to be an adult. Mr. Stark is a bit of an asshole but, eventually, Steve will see his charm and maybe put a strain on their employee/employer relationship.

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    bokuto-san: hes rlly hot how do i
    bokuto-san: aksbsnasdhwksh

    akaashi!!: Hmm. You know what would distract you from that? As well as possibly helping you get a boyfriend?
    akaashi!!: In addition, providing me with a source of entertainment?

    bokuto-san: pls what

    akaashi!!: Well you see, I have quite a few contacts now from various volleyball teams across the country
    akaashi!!: Who I do not know all too well and would like to get to know better

    bokuto-san: ye but what does this have to do wi kuroo ??

    akaashi!!: I’ll make a group chat

    bokuto-san: oh no

    akaashi!!: Help Bokuto Koutarou Score A Hottie™

    bokuto-san: akaashi please

    [Shark has added aobajousaiace, chikara_karasuno, foxyyboi, fruitagucci, InarizakiMiya, kindaichi_y, kiwinishi, koushit, kuguri_nohebi, kunahmi_nahkira, lilyama, mooshijima, oikawahahaha, puddign_haed, sasuke_kiyoomi, settersrc00l, SunaRathaThanLata, ssssuguru, teradshima and yourangleoryuordevil to the conversation]

    [Shark has named this conversation alright u fuckers we r here 2 get bo kuroos ass]

     

    In which Kuroo and Bokuto resort to group chats with various volleydudes from all across Japan for crush advice.

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    John is undercover for the GPD at a gay strip club. Seriously.

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    7/?
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    Robb couldn’t believe his eyes. Standing in the middle of the Great Salon of Winterfell was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Problem was that, according to Jon and his father, this person wasn’t actually a woman. It was Theon Greyjoy.

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    2/?
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    8
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    Si él, el fabuloso Tony –el descarado- Stark, hubiese sabido que el maldito delincuente de Barnes volvería sus días un maravilloso infierno; jamás se hubiera acercado a él. Y no se trataba precisamente por la estúpida imagen de “chico malo” que tenía, claro que no. Era otra cosa, una muy distinta. Descabellada y fascinante, aunque de todos modos no importaba, porque él, Tony Stark; no estaba interesado. Claro que no.

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    Español
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    You wake up with a hangover and a phone call from a very irate ex-boyfriend

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    “So, what songs did everyone like best?” Mary asked.

    “I liked Four Friends,” muttered Pierre.

    “I liked that one- Soldier and Rose!” said Marya.

    “That one made me so sad,” Sonya sighed. “It was just… seeing such a devoted friendship ruined…”

    Mary nodded. “They were… they were honestly BFF goals… and then…”

    Ippolit huddled on the stairs. Every so often, he would poke his head out of his vest, and proclaim, “I’m fine.”

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    Narcissa is facing a war, her foster son’s anguish at not being believed when he tries to tell the wizarding world about the Dark Lord’s return, her husband’s nervousness over possibly being summoned back to the Dark Lord’s side, the attempted interference of the Order of the Phoenix, and the unknown consequences of the Dark Lord having her blood in his veins. Of course, that’s not even a slight challenge. If people would only be calm and let her work.

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    Arthur is the POTUS, Eames is the PM of the UK. They meet and fall in love, but cannot figure out a way to have a relationship while still fulfilling their duties as the elected leaders of their governments. Oh no! Tons of pining, and occasional sex, while they try to figure out how to have a relationship, while preserving the special relationship between their two countries

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    English
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    Ever wonder what goes in the head of a puppy-eyed, competitive guy like me? Well, welcome to my world.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    "Do you think he knows?"

    "Not a chance, the boy is oblivious."

    In where Mira and Makarov have decided Laxus cannot be alone anymore. Naturally, they play matchmaker with little to no caution. And they have the perfect girl for the job. What could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    8
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    1
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    100

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