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    Sometimes even moffs could be smart men: today seemed to be Enaid's day. "When shared with the right hand, the symbolism of the bread is one of peace and prosperity. Friendship. With the left hand, it is a marriage proposal. You proposed to Captain Pellaeon when you fed him that slice with your left hand and became engaged when he reciprocated.”

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    English
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    24,879
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    662
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    An infinitesimal change at Malfoy Manor results in the early discovery that Harry has become Master of Death. What will the Boy Who Lived do with Death itself as an ally? Haunt the Dark Lord like a fucking ghost and cram humanity down his throat, of course.

    A sexy black comedy.

    Language:
    English
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    14,930
    Chapters:
    5/20
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    693
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    8:37PM

    ;)Daddy: Guys what the hell

    ;)Daddy: why doesn't anyone answer when I'm here

    10:00PM

    ;)Daddy: Goddamnit guys

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,074
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1104
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    its christmas and togami needs to stick with the togami tradition.

    his values might not actually line up with others

    Language:
    English
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    1,778
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    92
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    “Crack an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard you scramble it”

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    English
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    3,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    lucifer: have you ever wondered if flowers have sentience?

    helianthus: im right here

    toughkookie: hyung stfu

    helianthus: why are u like this

    the bts chatfic nobody asked for, nobody needed, and nobody wanted, but you're getting anyways

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,099
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    329
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    4665
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    A dumb crack fic I wrote about snooping Angela and gaming Moira

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    English
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    827
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    11
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    You and Sam and Dean are so frustrated you’re about ready to smother each other. Nothing that’s coming will make that situation better, not even a Kit Kat.

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    English
    Words:
    24,703
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1670
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    A collection of imagines, crackshots, drabbles and oneshots I've written for Ikémen Sengoku (otome) on my Tumblr, found in my description. These are full or mini imagines or my own works.

    Warnings:
    Like imagines can be, many of these are heavily formatted and not written in a serious or grammatically correct manner. Do not proceed if this is an issue.
    These imagines are ordered alphabetically, not in terms of their release date, and so new ones will often not be at or near the end. Be sure to check the entire chapter list if you come back to this later.

    With miscellaneous combinations of warlords, initials will be used in chapter titles to preserve space:

    H.T - Hideyoshi Toyotomi
    I.T - Ieyasu Tokugawa
    K - Kennyo
    K.U - Kenshin Uesugi
    M.D - Masamune Date
    M.A - Mitsuhide Akechi
    M.I - Mitsunari Ishida
    M.M - Motonari Mori
    N.O - Nobunaga Oda
    S.S - Sasuke Sarutobi
    S.T - Shingen Takeda
    Y.S - Yukimura Sanada

    Please leave feedback if you want to! I love comments and hearing from you guys to know what you think <3 enjoy!

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    English
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    184,951
    Chapters:
    83/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4022
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    Inspired by The Force Awakens Kinkmeme: Everyone thinks Hux is into something really kinky in his down time based on how secretive he is about the parcels he gets in plain packages.

    Turns out it's not kinky sexy toys and kinky sex that help Hux relax, it's tea. He belongs to a club that sends out samples of posh tea from all around the galaxy for him to sample and then review them.

    Kylo finds this far more disturbing than the idea of Hux and kinky sex.

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    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    Jongin is a part of a secret superhero task force, always saving his city in the dead of night from unwanted villains. Kyungsoo is his observant, insomniac neighbour. 

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    English
    Words:
    2,297
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    Madara and Tobirama are the most powerful Shinobis and the worst parents a kid can have, unless you are Uchiha-Senju Obito.

    The first chapter was corrected, I hope is easier to read.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,181
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    159
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5538
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    When all Y/N L/N wanted was to chill at home with her laptop, anime and her bed, why has she suddenly been drop kicked into Westeros of all places? It's not even her favourite fandom.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,612
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    393
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    11403
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    Taehyung finds a police badge and decides to have some fun with it for the greater good but what happens when the officer who lost it wants it back?

     

     

    this is some old late night wriing I've found on my computer pls enjoy

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    English
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    3,741
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A collection of drabbles and oneshots.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,009
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    9
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    Min Yoongi is a sound engineer major who spends late nights in the media lab
    Kim Taehyung is a photography major who starts working part-time at the media lab

    +

    On Tae's first day of work, he runs into the infamously cold 'Min Yoongi The Music Genius'. Except the older has a cold and is napping like a grumpy cat.

    Definitely not what he expected.

    Or

    Yoongi is more than the asshole people seem to portray him to be and Taehyung is a beautiful man who is the definition of "get you a man who can do both" with a heart of gold.

     

    "I was working the evening shift in the office and you haven’t moved all day. I just wanted to make sure you weren’t dead or something."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,150
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    307
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    Snape is caught in the crossfire between Harry & Malfoy, & ends up a little softer than normal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    54
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    A sorta sequel for Itchy Balls. This time Harold the tormented one and he has one hell of a week.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    29
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    A collection of 365 oneshots written from a list of prompts I made in the days leading up to New Year's. It's mostly on crack and there will be crossovers as well as many different fandoms and ships, including things I don't ship.

    I'll try to update daily, so stay tuned!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,784
    Chapters:
    48/366
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    2449
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    Jo and Lisa has a friendly fight over their favorite costumer Dean Winchester. But something might not be right with the man, coz what normal man needs lube by the gallon?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    34

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