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    Harry doesn’t really like the way things are going in the wizarding world. But who’s going to do something about it?...Him, that’s who! (Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord).

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    20/?
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    Wandering child, welcome to the London Opera. There mysteries abound, and a great game is afoot. Where devils hide behind angel masks, and one soprano singer is about to find the side of the angels is blurred in the haze.

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    3/?
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    1
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    Fills for the prompts from the 31_days community. Series of unrelated drabbles and ficlets.

    Current status: archiving the ficlets written ages ago.

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    41/?
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    An AU for 'A Magnum for Schneider'

    Warnings for swearing.

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    A collection of ficlets written in only three sentences, covering a variety of interests, genres, AUs, and kinks. Contains general abuse to the English language, as well as common sense and decency.

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    1,547
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    1
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    12
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    147
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    Cas misses his powers

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    1/1
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    When lightning strikes Zim's base, something weird happens to his computer.

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    There's basketball star Steve Rogers, a Golden Boy and his best friends Clint Barton, fellow basketball player and Natasha Romanov, the cheerleader. Then there's new guy Tony Stark who happens to be a genius who gets roped into joining the Decathlon club with his new friend Bruce Banner, who also happens to be intelligent. Obviously, you can't forget sassy Loki Laufeyson and his adopted brother Thor Odinson who happen to be the King Bees of the school.
    And Jesus Christ, you definitely cannot forget Phil Coulson, the drama teacher, you just can't.

    High school never seemed so fun.

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    3/10
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    21
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    4
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    There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren't quite the ones we know.

    AKA The one where Rodney is a Mountie.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Marauder Era fic. James finally gives up on ever getting the perfect girl. That's all it takes for the perfect girl to notice him. How is Lily going fix this one? James/Lily

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    If it looks like a starfish, is the colour of a starfish, and moves like a starfish ...

    ... odds are, it's probably a starfish.

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    So, the first thing that happens is that Stiles gets hit with some kind of dart right in the fucking jugular.

    No, wait, the first thing that happens is that Rogue Hunter Group number 56,790 rides into town in their cavalcade of overpriced, gas-guzzling SUVs and does what every single other fucking cavalcade of Rogue Hunters do; make his life difficult. Yeah, that's probably—no, wait a fucking minute. The first thing that happens is that Creepy Uncle Fucking Peter bites Scott when he's sixteen.

    A fantastically cracky Teen Wolf/Sailor Moon mash-up requested by northamericanprince for the ao3 auction.

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    2/3
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    161
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    Waking up early is bad enough, waking up a different gender is an entirely different matter.

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    1- Great Gatsby AU
    2- Civil War McFassy AU
    3- Destiel/Wincest crack
    4- Modern AU with powers and telepathy-flirting
    5- Genderswap Coffee shop AU
    6- Mutant Husbands and clutter
    7- Older Magneto Regrets
    8- High School AU
    9- Modern AU with hipster chic!Erik
    10- Multifandom 3 sentence fics
    11- Noir AU
    12- McFassy craigslist hook up AU

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    12/?
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    4
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    Um, there are these things in nature called mating plugs? BLAME THE KINK MEME!

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    1/1
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    Darcy Lewis is a genius, though she already knew that. What she didn't know is how awesome an idea it was to have a talent show for all the Shield agents.

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    A crack-filled debauchery of therapy sessions with a multitude of our favorite anime, book and movie characters as they face Couple's Therapy, their other selves from various other fanfics, interventions & cross dressers. Rated for slash, crack, questionable themes, OOC and AU's.

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    1/?
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    I REGRET NOTHING! xD ps it's pretty small , but.... pps one of the idea I've got after I saw last episode xD

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    "That..." Becker struggled to even form words, pointing vaguely in Lyle's direction. "That is not my true love. I don't believe I even have a fucking true love, but if I did, it would most certainly not be that."

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    “Do you want my body, THE body. Do you want the aliens body? With you,” Harry rambled.

    --or exactly what the title says. Four one-shots, one crossover for each chapter.

    First: Harry Potter/Torchwood

    Second: Glee/Torchwood

    Third: Doctor Who/Torchwood

    Fourth: That’s for me to know and you to wonder

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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
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    2
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