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    A thirst follow on tumblr leads to something more. Two losers like each other and are big boobs about it.

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    16/?
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    Kyouya remembers how his first kiss with Tamaki went, but is interrupted by a phone call.

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    Near the end of 2003, I wrote my first (pretty terrible) song filk. I was young, and just discovered that in the movie version of my favorite book, Prisoner of Azkaban, my favorite character, Remus Lupin, was going to have a mustache. I was not pleased. So naturally, I vented my feelings to the tune of Britney Spears' "You Drive Me Crazy."

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    Kaito has an accident with one of his experimental gasses. Aoko comes home to a strange sight. Technically gen, but hints of Aoko/Kaito are present.

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    After Loki fell off the bifrost he lands in the hands of Thanos who tries to twist him into his own personal weapon. Naturally he takes his chance to escape but lands on earth, and decides he kind of likes it there. Leaving behind Asgard and his...once family he tries to build a new life, while his old one won't let him go. Please take a look and give me feedback.
    "Energy crackled unseen in the air around a halo of raven hair, and then it disappeared.
    "What did you do to him?"
    "I took away his power, the people were noticing him."
    "Why should it matter, he is one of their princes he would be noticed none the less."
    "Noticed for his station not his magic. If I didn't someone else would have taken it for themselves. It is of no consequence, the boy would not have been able to control it"
    "You can not know that for certain"
    "No one could control that much power, Do not worry dear wife he will have some magic yet."
    But It wasn't power one used to appear invisible-it was the lack of it."

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    The Batter returns from the Nothingness, grateful for the second chance to fix his mistakes. About to set foot on a new mission, he is interrupted by an irritating merchant that pulls him away for a day at the park.

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    1/?
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    Based on an old prompt from the kink meme:

    Erik works in a bar. Charles goes to this bar every Friday to get tipsy. One day, his colleague Alex challenges Erik, claiming that he'll not be able to get into Charles' pants. Erik never loses a bet and doesn't see a big problem 'cause Charles is apparently a lush and always seems to enjoy Erik's company. And hey, Erik always wins. Always. So, one night he seduces Charles and they have hot, glorious sex.

    But when Charles shows up the next day at the bar (it's Saturday, Charles usually only comes on Fridays) Erik is annoyed and decides to ignore him in order to make sure that Charles understands that it was just a one-night stand. Charles eventually gets the hint and leaves.

    The next Friday, Erik is startled when Charles doesn't show up. And the Friday the following week he also doesn't show up. Erik starts realising that he misses Charles presence, his humour and entertaining stories.

    So he tries to find Charles.

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    Chapters:
    20/21
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    609
    Bookmarks:
    105
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    For the Glorious Trash Party:

    The Winter Soldier thinks he's pregnant.

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    1/1
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    14
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    3
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    Methos keeps taking in children. He's not sure how, but somehow this is all MacLeod's fault.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    20
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    50
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    4
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    When a failed experiment accidentally drops Darcy Lewis into the middle of Asgard, she finds herself an unwilling guest of the God of Mischief. However as the two of them are forced to spend time together in each other's company, she begins to wonder if being his prisoner may not be so bad after all. (Of course that might just be her ladyparts talking)

    Set prior to the first Thor movie, and will diverge from canon because I'm a total rebel like that.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    449
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    Cuba, L'Avana, 1959: quattro persone vengono misteriosamente assassinate
    Westerville, 1920: sono gli anni del jazz, del whiskey del Proibizionismo e dei gangster. Westerville è controllata dal corrotto Pubblico Ministero Sebastian Smythe, coadiuvirato da Thad " il Contabile " Harwood e dal reduce di guerra e killer Hunter Clarington.
    Unici rivali nel controllo dell'Ohio le New Direction di Lima guidati da William " l'Olandese " Schuester.
    Perchè nessuno è buono o cattivo, si tratta solamente di fortuna, e di avere i contatti giusti
    [ crossover con Boardwalk Empire ]

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    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “This is a turn-up, isn’t it, Sherlock?”

    The story of how Moran became Morstan.

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    After sustaining an injury saving Arthur's life (without magic), Merlin becomes a noble.

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    1/?
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    James and Lily send Harry Howlers after finding out Harry and Ron drove the Weasley's car too Hogwarts. The Potters live au

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    1/1
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    Mocking the movie "The New World" ; jokes may be slightly dated. All done in good fun, with no ill-will towards any characters/actors, real or fictional.

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    Makoto is a completely different person when he's drunk; which causes Haruka, Rin and Sousuke to be sexually frustrated.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    Sometimes, John has to remind Sherlock to act human. (One-shots that get progressively gayer as the story goes on.)

    Alternatively titled "How To Train Your Sherlock"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    Chris Evans: Boston kid transplanted to Hawaii in search of himself and maybe a little happiness.

    Sebastian-Stitch: indestructible weapon of mass destruction who sinks like a brick in water.

    They crash-land into each other and hilarity - and maybe something good - ensues.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    What if, thanks to an accidental time loop, and some rather serious meddling on Koizumi's part, most of the SDR2 cast wound up drunk most of the time? Who would kill, who would be killed, and - heck, how on earth would a trial full of drunk people even begin to work out?

    This fic is an attempt to answer to all of the above.

    (Simply put: SDR2, with murders, trials, cases, the lot - but also with at least half the SDR2 cast inebriated at any one time, and Koizumi being well aware of who will try to kill who later on. The main cast is in the tags. Case One has finally come to its conclusion, and Case Two is in progress - we're into the investigation stage now!)

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    English
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    52,915
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    3255
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    The one where:
    Mesut is the new kid.
    Everyone is on the football team (okay, almost everyone.)
    Cris tried philosophy but didn't like it.
    It’s obvious that Sergio and Iker are in love with each other to everyone but themselves.
    No one knows why Mourinho is teaching chemistry.
    The school spreads the most ridiculous rumours known to man.

    Part self-indulgent crack and part teenage angst.

    Discard reality to enjoy this high-school au.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    263

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