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    Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.

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    Rose is missing, and Donna and the Doctors team up to find her. Whilst wearing beautiful dresses.

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    5/?
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    “I don’t know why we’re talking about Jackson when we could be talking about all the hot guys that Derek’s going to meet on this cruise,” Laura said, eyes bright. “I saw the pamphlet, and I’m a little jealous that I don’t have a penis. Some of those guys were hot. The things I’d do to have a man with abs like that.”

    Or Derek's POV to "Of Werewolves and Dolphins", In which Derek's a softy.

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    4/12
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    104
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    14
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    (Formerly Grow Up)

    Raising a child on your own is difficult. Fining out you have a child when they're past the diaper stage is helpful, but no less distressing. Being a full time working father and making sure your kid eat's his vegetables is nearly a nightmare. And giving your kid a nice normal life while running from a secret organization that's trying to recruit/kill you is just a disaster.

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    16/?
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    49
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    Якби ж тільки вони мали вільний вечір, щоб усе з’ясувати!

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    українська
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    Corporate lawyer Asami Ryuichi is the latest “star” of reality TV show, Japan’s No.1 Handsome Confirmed Bachelor. Flight attendant Takaba Akihito is tricked into signing on as one of the twenty-five contestants. But can he survive five gruelling weeks of competitive dating in order to win Asami’s heart?

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    17/?
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    A sudden onslaught of Romano clones flood through a world meeting and terrorize the other nations. England is determined to get to the bottom of this. Spain just wants to find his real Romano. Everyone else does their best not to panic.

    Pure and simple crack from the kink meme, and an excuse to write lots of Romanos.

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    Christmas has always been a special time for Sherlock and Mycroft. Evil cousins, muggings, girlfriends, Mummy Holmes, and puberty! Oh my! Christmases with the reluctant consulting detective and the voracious occupant of a minor government position.

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    3/8
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    11
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    13
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    2
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    (AU, Zombieland fusion) Glenn is lonely and wants a friend. Daryl is grouchy and a little creepy but he'll do.

    Meanwhile, Maggie and Beth are 500% done with both of them.

    Post-apocalyptic hijinks ensue.

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    2/?
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    2
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    204
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    So the fandom has wolves and cats and dogs and egg fics, and I just thought there are so many other types of reproduction from the animal world...

    So, bonobos.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    12
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    An in-depth interview with Anarchy Panty's very own panties.

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    2/?
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    1
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    All the prompts, headcanons, and ficlets I create over on Tumblr for the months of June, July, and August.

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    34/?
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    Based of this fic request by Catrionam-prideofportree-67 : I want a cherik mpreg fic where Charles finds out he’s pregnant after the beach divorce and is FURIOUS. He can’t find Erik, since he’s using the helmet all the time, but he can find Raven and uses her as a human microphone while he rants and yells at Erik for knocking him up and then leaving him with no feeling in his legs, but he can feel his bloody waist just fine thank you! And he’s not going through CHILDBIRTH alone so get your stupid arse HOME! and then leave Erik and Raven blinking in shock and Emma Frost laughing her ass off.

    After many requests, now becoming a multichapter fic - Thank you all so much for your support <3

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    2/?
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    Crack Fic. France always had a unique look at things; a mirror was no exception. FrancexMirror OTP?

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    This is crackish in the extreme, and it mingles movie and comics canon in a way that doesn't show any respect for either. Basically it is the story of Anthony Stark, super-hero extraordinaire of the 1970's, and how he meets and has sex with everyone else that is going to be in the 2012 Avengers movie. I am using a leetle bit of comics canon here, a leetle bit of characterization from the movie. But mostly, I just watched too many old 70's TV shows on Netflix, and I wanted to write fern bars and promiscuity, so I took Tony and I wrote it.

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    1/?
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    1
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    4
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    Stiles and Derek have a fight and what we all want to happen happens

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    1/1
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    2
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    31
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    2
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    700
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    After Loki has been captured, the Avengers do various random things to punish him for his crimes. Series of one-shots. Rated T for language and inappropriate content.

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    Cal: dude wtf its 4am
    Mikey: you high?
    Ashton: no but seriously long necks?????
    Cal: i think hes high

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    In which Commander Benton Fraser, RCMP, is assigned as first officer to the Klingon ship Rotarran. Hijinks ensue.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    86
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    When the archangels in his life think it's a good idea to turn him into an angel for a day, Sam isn't sure how to respond. He figures it out with a little help from Gabriel and Lucifer.

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    English
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    84
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    56

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