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    Someone connected to their case believes that Mozzie is Agent Peter Burke and thinks that Peter is a paranoid conspiracy theorist thief called Mozzie.

    Mozzie and Peter have to keep up the pretense, and Neal really hopes it goes okay.

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    Mr. Rogers and Bill Nye are Serial Killers, and Mr. Rogers doesn't like the way Bill goes about doing his Killing.

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    For a friend on tumblr~ :D

    (Not really edited. Sorry for any mistakes.)

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    It starts when Emma decides to move into the mansion with Regina and Henry. Zelena is out on parole and looking for a place to stay, and Hook decides that now would be a prime opportunity to look into purchasing real estate.

    As it just so happens – and, of course, it’s entirely coincidental – that there are two vacancies that quickly open up on Mifflin Street.

    A story about my two favourite creepers and their special love. Wicked Wanker, with background Swan Queen. Crack.

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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

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    23/?
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    "I didn't know it would happen!" Stiles couldn't be more sincere in his distress over that.

    "So fix this," said his dad. Stiles rolled his eyes.

    "Like I know how?" he said. He caught a glare from the unfamiliar and yet well known expression on his father's face and saw that Scott's mom joined in on it. "Come on. What are you going to do about it? Ground me? I'm older than you now."

    "Stiles!" Melissa was not amused by the dig and her eyes flashed red. Stiles dodged behind Derek when the werewolf walked back in the room.

    "I don't know," spoke up Peter Hale. He spent a lot of time finding reflective surfaces in the house. "High school wasn't that bad of a trip. I could do it again."

    "No," said Talia with her usual amount of authority. She looked about as old as Casey now and much more obviously older than her brother. "You will not do high school again."

    Peter scoffed at her and rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Anybody wanna play poker?"

    ... or ...

    Parent pack 'verse. A misfired Druid-spell makes the parents into teenagers again and the *actual* teenagers have to corral their own midget parents as they figure out how to reverse it... before the packs lose everything.

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    12/?
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    5
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    Prompt: What if there was an AU where the Winchesters went face to face with the priors of the Ori. Oh, I just know they be smart asses, especially Dean.

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    Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.

    OR, Kyou Kara Maou as told by cats.

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    It's one of the hottest Julys on record in New York, and Tony has been called to clean up after Doom. AGAIN.

    When he finds Loki at the scene of the crime, it can't get worse. It can, however, get much, much better.

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    It comes out at a party that Eren has never lost his virginity. Jean decides to help him find someone on Craigslist. Eren x Levi

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    11/?
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    Christmas has always been a special time for Sherlock and Mycroft. Evil cousins, muggings, girlfriends, Mummy Holmes, and puberty! Oh my! Christmases with the reluctant consulting detective and the voracious occupant of a minor government position.

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    Jim takes Molly out on a date, but it doesn't go as planned. Disaster and hilarity ensues!

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    In which Kevin's alive, Sam has an ugly Christmas sweater, and there is quite literally an angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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    Semi Crack fic. Emma and Regina get sucked into the TV during a Disney Marathon from a magical slip up. They have to navigate their way through classic and modern Disney movies to make it home. Along the way they meet different characters and are involved in familiar plots. Based on theangryguardianangel's tumblr prompt. Established Swan Queen

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    5/?
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    “Sherlock! There’s a case! It’s Mor-“

    Sherlock was sitting in his chair, facing a mirror fixed on the wall. His head whipped around and stared at John with wide eyes. He clearly wasn’t expecting to be interrupted.

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    While Jemma Simmons knew that sooner or later, she'd have to settle down and marry, somehow she didn't anticipate who the lucky man might be. Or that she'd have to chose between five different Agents.

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    Chris Evans: Boston kid transplanted to Hawaii in search of himself and maybe a little happiness.

    Sebastian-Stitch: indestructible weapon of mass destruction who sinks like a brick in water.

    They crash-land into each other and hilarity - and maybe something good - ensues.

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    Written for the kinkmeme prompt - Sherlock is a bit unclear on how roleplay works.

    John wants to use handcuffs in the bedroom. Sherlock steals John's gun and stages a daring escape. Nothing is ever easy.

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