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    Victor von Doom was dead. No, actually it was worse fate than death. He had saved the world and paid with his life, technically. To make sure the world stayed this way, he was stuck in the body of Franklin Richards, pretending to be the teenage son of his worst enemy while working secretly with Dr Strange to undo the damages to the fabric of reality.

    He nobly suffered family therapy, poisonous tv dinners, the humiliation of having a body too weak for even one chin-up - he, who had once killed lion with his bare hands - and the hordes of unrespectful teenage girls who loved "19th century evening wear of gothic statesman". Only light in these dark days were rare occasions he managed to meet his wife in Tony Stark's cleaning cupboard.

    The moment of his triumph would better be worth it.

    AU. The last part of trilogy.

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    English
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    26,888
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1159
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    -Basically little things the cast does (in my own imagination) during their day or when no one is looking. In 500 words or less. P.O.V from the characters, just imagine them writing this stuff down in their own personal diaries or these just being their personal thoughts. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    335
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    155
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    Shit finally goes down.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
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    Levi is the hot, grumpy owner of the extremely popular punk themed Titan Bakery (we're talking like Hot Topic selling scones instead of skinny jeans).

    He's successful, likes his job, and has time enough to focus on his other passion in life: his punk band, "My 104th Mistake" .

    Until of course, a tall blonde man by the name of Erwin Smith sets up shop right next door, begins stealing his customers, and distracting him from the most important aspect of the job: cleaning up the shop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,025
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1161
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    Kevin starts to crack under pressure.

    Language:
    English
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    672
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A crack fic where the reader explains why Bruce avoids spicy food.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    27
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    Starting at a new school is always hard. But when you're a badass, its even harder. Look inside these boys minds and see how they feel about everything... including EACH OTHER... dun dun DUUUUUN.
    See how they cope with two weird chicks joining their school, and pretty much having sex with everyone.

    Or this story is a result of me and my friend having way too much time. ENJOY!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,226
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1856
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    English
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    25,705
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2643
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    Tadashi stays behind class with his professor when he's asked. Originally posted on tumblr.

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    English
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    1,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    15
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    I saw the teaser trailer for Captain America 3, and read that Marvel said it took place at Clint's farm. Discussion with Rubyelf led to this 'totally guaranteed not to be a scene in any Marvel movie', fic. Bruce, Natasha and Thor are in it, but too briefly to be fair as character tags, in my opinion.

     

    (Bear in mind, I haven't even seen The Winter Soldier, or the Dark World.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    195
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    OAA meets OEA, IRL. Or: femmeslash meet-cute identity!porn coffeeshop crack, with an extra shot of caffeine angst.

    Language:
    English
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    3,958
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    45
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    Thomas was bored. Very bored. There was nothing on the television, he didn’t fancy joining the lastest FIFA tournament which Mario had kindly set up in his front room and the internet was frankly dead.

    As a last resort Thomas opened Google and began typing.

    Thomas Müller.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,348
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    668
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    Reader insert, with plenty of cultural misunderstandings.

    1. Of bouncy castles and cultural differences (Kili x reader)
    2. Differences in dress (Kili x reader x Fili)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,382
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    221
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    Molly thought that she was going to have a nice quiet night in, but Sherlock has other ideas. Hilarity, smut, and a tiny bit of angst ensue! (more of a description inside.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,496
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    886
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    “I don’t know why we’re talking about Jackson when we could be talking about all the hot guys that Derek’s going to meet on this cruise,” Laura said, eyes bright. “I saw the pamphlet, and I’m a little jealous that I don’t have a penis. Some of those guys were hot. The things I’d do to have a man with abs like that.”

    Or Derek's POV to "Of Werewolves and Dolphins", In which Derek's a softy.

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    English
    Words:
    21,481
    Chapters:
    5/12
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4294
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    The Doctor and Donna land in New Mexico. Thor has been abandoned to Earth, Loki wants to conquer the world, Daleks are invading and nobody is able to pull free the hammer...well, except for one person...
    Crack!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,778
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    639
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    Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Leo, Calypso, Frank, Hazel, Will, and Nico have massive group movie date night and watch Disney's Hercules. Chaos, snark, and laughter ensues (as well everyone getting slightly traumatized by the completely inaccurate portrayal of Hercules and the gods)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,544
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    521
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    Тельман снова гадит танатологам, чем непроизвольно запускает цепь событий, приведших к тому, что Город-на-Горхоне впадает в состояние псевдоквантовой запутанности.
    Бета: bocca_chiusa.
    Написано на Фандомную Битву 2014.

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    Русский
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    4,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    0
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    Tired of Knock Out's outrageous interfacing habits, Megatron gives his CMO a special mission; seduce an Autobot and bring back worthwhile information or don't bother returning to the Nemesis.
    Knock Out's game. Until he discovers the Autobots are not the shy, little prudes he thinks they are. NOT AT ALL.

    Sexy crack that borders on cannon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,958
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1761
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    It all started with a little girl and her cat. Actually, it probably started with the giant bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the giant bugs. So there's a girl and her cat. And a confused Hulk who also happens to do heroic things and saves people because he's big and strong and sometimes angry for the right reasons. A few glimpses at a possible depth beyond the scary angry green monster that was the Hulk and social media exploded with comments and analysis and theories. Until one voice among the million said: 'Maybe the Hulk just needs a hug.' Doctor Bruce Banner, who doesn't pay any attention to social media, was very confused by the results. Especially the t-shirts.

    Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    522

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