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Originally written for Norsekink. Due to the Bifrost's potentially timey-wimey nature, Thor falls in with the Basterds. Donny can barely stand this cape-wearing idiot. Then his bat goes missing, and so does Thor, and he's got to put this prince-wannabe nutjob in his place. Or does he?
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Originally written for Norsekink. The Avengers attend Loki's wedding to Victor von Doom. Tony can't believe it's real, Steve just wants to be respectful, and Thor has issues giving Loki away. And that's before they know who the clergyman is...
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Originally written for Norsekink. Daleks land on Asgard, which means a certain madman and his box can't be far behind...
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It all starts with a pile of laundry and ends with a relationship no one expects.
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- Part 3 of He's an Idiot
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Shepard is being silly to the tune of Love Don't Roam by Neil Hannon.
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- Part 10 of Hope in the Aftermath
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Karaoke Night for the Normandy Crew
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Of Pies and Political Coups by NichtBenz
Sweeney Todd (2007), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2013
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Sequel (of a sort) to Mrs. Lovett and the Warrior Women. A series of oneshots devoted to the every days lives of Mrs. Lovett and Bellatrix as Bellatrix plots her domination of all living things, and Nellie plots for her Mr. T. Only mildly suggestive, without nearly enough crack.
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- Part 2 of Crusts, Curses, and Chakrams
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Bob Benson, Accounts, has a much more interesting back story than you can possibly imagine. Spoilers for through "The Quality Of Mercy".
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The cats do not get over it.
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- Part 2 of Car Porn
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Through the Eyes of a King by Aida
The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Jun 2013
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Thorin has known Dwalin all his life, so he knows and understands her. He knows when she's happy. He knows when she's angry.
He knows when she's in love, and she certainly was in love now.
He just wishes it wasn't with their burglar.
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- Part 3 of Dwaggins: Where Warrior Women Abound
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Scott reacts to the news.
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- Part 3 of Mom Wolf
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Note: This is set in the same 'verse as the rest of the Compromise series, but is outside the main timeline narrative and can be read on its own.
Based on chasingriversong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge.
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- Part 8 of Compromise
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The Faux Pas by EclecticRegard
Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
19 Jun 2013
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"Captain, we're being hailed by..." Uhura started, trailing off with a look of confusion on her face.
"... By who, Lieutenant?" Kirk prompted.
"Well, sir, they're claiming to be the Enterprise."
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A Queen Among Toymakers by gideondorf
The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson movies)
19 Jun 2013
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In another world, Bofur is the exiled queen under the mountain. With a group of women, she must reclaim her homeland from the fearsome dragon Smaug.
She shows little respect for her burglar, and it is up to the lowly smith Thorin to convince Bilbo to stay in the company.
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“Shut up! The point is, I am going to go down to the medical bay, fill this motherfucker up with hypos, beam down to that shit-heap, and sedate every fucking space-monster on that planet until I get my god-damned boyfriend back!”
This is ABSOLUTE CRACK. Please don't judge me.
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The silk teased the top of his thighs and Will couldn’t help but squirm a little. He felt very exposed, a little like a trophy, a little like a whore.
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Miscelany and Prompts by Thorinsmut
The Hobbit (Jackson movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Jun 2013
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A place to put prompt fills and things that don't fit other places.
(The Nori/Smaug is chapters 14/15)
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Even Immortals Need Help Sometimes by SurelyMeretricious for ladyonabuffalo
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV), Cabin Pressure, Supernatural
19 Jun 2013
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Klaus Mikaelson's fiancee is missing and he enlists the help of the world's only consulting detective to find her.
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Conflict at the Con by Chaotic_heart
The Hobbit RPF, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
19 Jun 2013
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It's their first con together, and Aidan and Dean are looking forward to being together, especially when it's been almost two months since they've seen each other. But one misunderstanding leads to another, and suddenly the con seems more certain to be a fail than a win for them both.
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Lucifer acquires applesauce.
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