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The Music of a People Climbing to the Light by waitingtobelit
Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012)
17 Jun 2013
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A collection of drabbles involving various characters, pairings, and situations in Les Mis. A blend of movieverse and the Brick. Multiple characters and pairings.
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"It's got a good safety rating," Derek mutters, ears pink.
Stiles makes an effort to stop laughing.
"Extra cup holders for every seat," he agrees, looking the Toyota's interior up and down. "Soft-rock Pandora station preset on the radio. Room for a car seat. It's like Crowley's Aston-Martin from Good Omens, except instead of Freddie Mercury, any iPod left in the car will inevitably fill itself with Nickelback songs."
"Shut up," Derek says, glaring at the complicated and completely unnecessary GPS system and wondering if he should forego safety for a cooler option, like a Vespa. Fucking Stiles. At least this car has a decent-sized back seat, he thinks, and immediately pretends he didn't. "And put on your seat belt."
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Note: This is set in the same 'verse as the rest of the Compromise series, but is outside the main timeline narrative and can be read on its own.
Based on chasingriversong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge.
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- Part 8 of Compromise
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Anywhere the Road Takes Us by lielabell, Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Teen Wolf (TV)
17 Jun 2013
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Dude, the Jeep was in love with the Camaro. You don’t just get over a love like that.
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- Part 4 of Rough and Tumbl'd
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When Scott passes out having his tattoo Stiles informs Derek that his own tattoo might have a double meaning. Suddenly the blow torch seems very appropriate.
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Miscelany and Prompts by Thorinsmut
The Hobbit (Jackson movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jun 2013
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A place to put prompt fills and things that don't fit other places.
(The Nori/Smaug is chapters 14/15)
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Pure silly crack!
- Words:
- 92
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Finally i do a fun one.
Prompt: playboy
Character: Derek Hale
Day 8 of 30crack-ish
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- Part 8 of 30 day Writing Challenge
- Words:
- 112
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 40
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An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.
Chapter 23: "Will you draw me, Steve," Darcy asked quietly.
Chapter 24: Darcy is bored and Steve is at a loss for words.
Chapter 25: Coffee and bacon. The one where Bucky is a beautiful bastard. Again.
Chapter 26: Pennyroyal Tea. Steve sketches, drinks far too much coffee.
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It's Never the Quiet Ones by missmuffet
The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types, The Losers (Comic)
17 Jun 2013
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Because human or not, there are few qualities about the hacker that will change.
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- 487
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The one where Erik is a belligerent southern Jewish moonshine-runner with a fast truck and scarred knuckles from barroom brawling and Charles is a hippie and a college drop out who is drifting across the country looking for other Mutants. They met when Charles's car breaks down on a back road.
The pickup truck was painted a deep shade of purple, and a cloud of red dust ran out behind it like a cape. Sitting on the bumper of his broken-down Rambler Cross Country, Charles saw it coming from a long way off.
He stood up and waved his arms, and the truck pulled over to the side of the road opposite of him. Charles tried to get a look at the person behind the wheel, but he was blinded temporarily by a flash of sunlight reflecting off the shining chrome of the truck’s forked hood ornament.
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Hector’s been having a real tough time of it as of late (Victor stole all of the good hits again and Fabian just won’t shut up), and now he’s stuck in a coffee shop, staking out a hit.
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This Is a Song About Balder by Barbeauxbot
Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Thor (Movies), Thor (Comics), Tumblr: Cracksmash - Fandom
17 Jun 2013
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Balder’s birthday celebration is always a terrible time had by all except Balder himself. Loki’s usual methods of avoiding it have failed. The god of mischief refuses to meekly endure the festivities, and enlists the help of his wife in order to make the evening more bearable.
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What happens when a hit director's plane crashes and he winds up on an island no one has ever heard of?
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- 405
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In which Monday is proud, Sunday is envious and Arthur is kind of in over his head. One out of three isn't bad, right?
Basically the alternate universe where the Trustees' sins don't line up quite so conveniently.
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Of Dwarfs, Plans & Courtships by alkjira
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Jun 2013
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All Fíli wanted was to share a bedroll; and a few laughs, with Bofur. But when the other Dwarf turns down his advances Fíli decides to try another tactic. Because courting Bofur is obviously the best plan ever.
Also includes Pining!Kíli and the question of whether Bilbo and Thorin will ever realise it's okay to do more than just look at each other.No beta, not much actual plot, but lots of crack!
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“If you must know, Nos is a woman I occasionally meet up with to write internet porn. Gay internet porn. Slash, if you want to be precise.”
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- Part 2 of The GTO 'verse
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- 653
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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The Wedding Planners by CommaSplice
Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Jun 2013
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Imagine if you will, a GoT AU where they have suddenly acquired 21st century communication systems (yeah, I know, it's nuts, just work with me here). Now imagine the planning it would have taken Tywin Lannister, Walder Frey, and Roose Bolton to produce the Red Wedding. This is my take on it.
Some spoilers for the books.
Usual disclaimers. Not my characters. I'm just playing with them.
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Il suo cuore e il suo spirito appartenevano alla Morte. Chi altri avrebbe potuto amare, se non l’essere che permetteva l’esistenza di tutte le delizie tra le quali lei danzava?
Due creature unite nella loro oscurità.- Words:
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Tumblr Minific Fills by Sinope
The Avengers (2012), Hawkeye (Comics), Christian Bible (New Testament)
17 Jun 2013
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Minific fills of various pairings from my tumblr inbox.