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    Crosspost from the 2015 Sports Anime Shipping Olympics, *Bonus* Bonus Round. winterstuck posted a prompt I absolutely could not resist, even though drawing the human figure is something I'm still kind of sketchy on.

    Nanase Haruka & Mizumachi Kengo, in a "We-both-got-arrested-for-indecent-exposure" AU. BECAUSE THAT COULD HAPPEN.

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    'It was a cool windy day but their drinks were hot and their cheeks were flaming at their proximity and… and really, even they had to admit that their friends had a point because it was shockingly blatant how obvious the pair were being about their feelings when they looked at each other and had to fight down on identical goofy smiles.
    “I want this to be the best autumn ever,” Luke said as they sipped their drinks. Michael looked up with a whipped cream moustache on his upper lip and Luke’s heart kind of melted.
    “I think we can do that for you,” Michael said.'

    Or that fic where Luke and Michael are too scared to admit that they like each other, Calum and Ashton want them to get their shit together (and are also dating), and the four of them have the best autumn ever.

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    Stupid, Crack, OOC… not worth anyone’s time and I’m angry I wrote it.

    "Ruby waited quietly on watch until she heard Doctor Oobleck’s breathing even out, then set off towards the woods."

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    Loki is a threat to all 9 realms even if he doesn't mean to be. SHIELD finds a way to contain him but it means Natasha pulling off the biggest lie of her life... being in love with Loki.

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    Dean and Sam Winchester are two magically augmented hunters who save innocents from the things that go bump in the night. Dean is convinced that he has it all in the form of his baby brother, but secretly pines for something more.

    Sam has had it with Dean's worrywart ways and his thermoses of warm soup, and is resolved to find someone who compliments his brother as a life partner. Dean deserves that much happiness.

    Enter the shy Castiel Angelus, one of the most powerful witches in the country, co-owner of Angelus Witchy Wares, with a drop dead gorgeous body, clear blue eyes, and a fascination with bees. With him come his eccentric but well meaning brothers, Michael and Lucifer, who may or may not have a thing for each other, going on for centuries now.

    Also includes a perpetually upset Rahpael, his apprentice Adam, Lucifer's apprentice Kevin, baby Samandriel, and Inias the black cat, who just wants a cuddle.

    Join these two families on several quests to find love, a way into Cas' snug pants, Sam's battle with soup, and Kevin's battles with Lucifer's eccentricities!

    All this and more in the story! Onward, dear friends!

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    "Does he eat?" Mesut peered curiously close to the demon encased in a human body.

    Robert snaps his teeth at him playfully. "I'm fond of steak, extra bloody."

    "For the love of whatever this means in a theological sense, did you really have to summon the demon with expensive taste, Jer? You couldn't have botched up a spell for a friendly housekeeping demon or something?" Jerome rolls his eyes and the brim of his hat starts smoking with the force of Benni's glare.

    "Oh, I'm not a demon." Robert corrects him cheerfully. Jerome sighs noisily, batting away the hand reaching for his hat.

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    The one where they're both flamingos.

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    Tourists Mike Stamford and John Watson literally blow into a Southern town where the only place not ravaged by tornados is a diner; behind the counter is a cook who deduces how customers like their hash browns before they order.

    Waffle House AU. Crack. Rated for language.

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    After the dust has settled, Will goes to a therapist to figure out his new relationship.

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    Kakashi was pretty sure, that this time around, even with all his love for Iruka, Iruka was going to make him shit his entire digestive system.

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    Sirius Black turned 17 in 1976. Do you know what else happened in 1976? ABBA dropped their hit-single Dancing Queen. The rest was history. (Inspired by GinevraWazlib's Tumblr post.)

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    Napoleon will break your heart… and make you like it.

    Or, a fun-filled Napoleon Solo fanmix!

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    This story is entirely salesman's fault. <3

    Just a little self-indulgent self-insert in the DAI universe. Begins in dreams, author stays in reality when waking. For now. Solavellan.

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    “Eggsy, are you trying to court me with a mating dance?”

    “No!...Yes...Maybe? Is it working?”

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    Presenter Killian Jones leaves Top Gear amid a scandal that made international headlines and led to a full BBC inquiry. Desperate to save the most popular motoring program... in the world, producer Regina Mills hires popular Top Gear Australia presenter, Belle French. Can presenter Angus Gold do his job or will he be distracted by his feelings for his new co-presenter? Will Regina be able to keep the show going despite constant interference from BBC executive Zelena Green? Will anyone discover presenter David Nolan's dark secret? Who is the Stig?

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    Non-canon love story of Molly and Greg; how a consulting detective and his blogger help them get together.

    ** I do not own any of these lovely characters, just borrowing them from Moffat, Gatiss and ACD.**

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    26/?
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    The Nova Prime Centre is supposed to be a safe haven for any and all gifted children. It hits them harder, somehow, when it actually needs to be one.

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    Sehun was not invited to the party. He just wants to know why there's a goat in a poncho. And who is this dude passed out on his couch?

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    Everyone is getting antsy at the Sad Pathetic Pining of one Steve Rogers and one Tony Stark.

    In which Natasha and her Crew attempt Operation: Parent Trap.

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    In this universe, the Red Dinner never happened.

    In this universe, cell phones can't be traced.

    This is an irreverent, image-based, profanity-laced crackfic in text format. As in, phones. As in, everyone is TEXTING one another. It's about as weird as you'd think. And it all starts with an FBI trainee duct taped to a fridge...

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