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    A list of things the Dragonborn is no longer aloud to do. Rated M for language.

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    Maybe that's why Jungkook ended up with Kim Taehyung, the school's heartthrob. Heartthrob he is, but Prince Charming he isn't. I mean, what other excuse could the boy possible have for getting his Kookie toliet paper for their one year anniversary?

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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    719
    Kudos:
    1500
    Bookmarks:
    497
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    41689
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    Late night blogging with Lukas Podolski. And, various other short fics I will invariably write about schweinski that could maybe totally definitely happen and you can't tell me otherwise! These 'chapters' can be standalone or not, but they will follow what happens in real life. Consider them behind the scene scenes of what the papers print and the two decide to share.

    ... you came to the wrong crack!fic, motherduckers.

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    English
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    5,644
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1515
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    This is what happens when you shove Benedict Cumberbatch in a room with any number of his characters.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    351
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    Post-American Idol finale + Jonases, pot brownies, and spiked soda. Dump into large bowl. Stir. Fun times!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    So the boys aren't famous and they go to a boarding school, a boarding school for werecreatures. This is a fic where Niall is a shinny new werepup that gets easily scared in his new surroundings, Harry is cute and takes after my cat, Louis is a sarcastic and sassy mom figure, Liam is overprotective, and Zayn is the ever helpful big brother. And no one calls Harry Harry except for Niall.

    CHAPTERS 1-3 ARE EDITED!!!

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    English
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    8,082
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    32
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    Lokane prompts and fills and drabbles shoved under one roof. Crackish, angsty-ish and everything else in between. Mostly unrelated one-shots just long enough to hold my attention.

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    English
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    5,304
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    264
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    “Willkommen, ladies and gents, to the Hetalia WipeOut, Couples Edition! We’ve got quite the obstacle course today for these unlucky folks, isn’t that right, Antonio?” Gilbert grins.

    Matthew grins mischievously.

    “Hey, Al. Pass me some of that popcorn.”

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    11
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    Bill and Gideon jump through a multi-dimensional portal.
    Dipper and Mabel jump through a multi-dimensional portal to stop Bill and Gideon.
    Grunkle Stan jumps through a multi-dimensional portal to bring them all home.

    After arriving in a strange world called Gaia, the Pines find themselves in a situation that quickly spirals out of control, involving bickering clones, busty barmaids, and one dead dude that can't seem to stay dead. Without the journal to guide them, can they manage to stop Gideon, unravel the mysteries of Stanford's past, play monopoly with Loz, and make it home safe? They'll try.

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    14,956
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Sherlock gets a new pair of shoes

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    Initially, Tony is wary of having the team around more or less twenty-four-seven despite the half dozen floors between his penthouse and the guest levels.

    As it turns out, however, even the Avengers only see what they want to see. Or they see but they don’t observe.

    Whatever.

    The important bit is that Tony’s secret is safe.

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    1/1
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    2
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Logan's not the only one to go back in time. Kitty, Rogue, Storm, and Blink have all been hurled into the past as well, and will wreak their own havoc on the timeline -- whether they want to or not.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1735
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    During their hopeless attempt to find a way to reverse Metatron's spell, Winchesters receive an unexpected help. Dean is sent to an Alternate Universe where things are abit bizarre, but in a good way.

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    13,248
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    11
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    600
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    BRIX WILL BE SHAT.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    745
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    “The squirrels are robotic? That’s scary.” This fanfic is too! / Chapter 2 is an alternate version with, obviously, an alternate ending. Yep, still bad.

    Language:
    English
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    45,720
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
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    "We lost Kitten America sir!" Junior Agent blurted out. Then turned an unlovely shade of purple. "I mean, Captain America. Who’s a kitten. Because magic. Sir."

    UPDATE: The Adventures of Kitten America and Winter Wolf continue!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    497
    Bookmarks:
    146
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    5811
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    Kinkmeme prompt! For various violent, suit-of-card-themed reasons, Eridan finds himself on the run and under cover, in more ways then one. Laughs! Thrills! Crack! And I don't want to hear it about how very non-canon it all is. Some like it hot.... stuck!

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    English
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    4,620
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Bridgit finds herself in a love triangle between her current boyfriend, Colton and her ex Harry. Bridgit broke up with Harry a year ago after finding out he cheated with his ex. Harry finds hope and is determined to get her back
    Cher is best friends with Bridgit. She’s engaged to Craig. What he doesn’t know is that she’s keeping a secret from him. Even the rest of the group doesn’t know except for one. That person also shares the secret. Will Craig break up with Cher when he finds out?
    Liam is desperate to get his ex Danielle back. Because of the busy schedules and the hate on twitter, she decides to break up with him. But what happens when they keep crossing paths.
    Zayn is madly in love with Perrie. Troubles soon struck paradise when a mistake is made on his behaves. Hopefully they’ll work through it.
    Niall has found himself in a love triangle between Demi, and his childhood friend Amy. Demi is still in love with her ex Joe. Niall is going to have to make the decision on weather he’s going to chase after Demi or fall for Amy.
    Louis is dating Eleanor. These two seem to be the only couple that has it all together. But will the drama put a strain on their relationship? Read and find out.

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    English
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    37,392
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    2
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    69
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    A crack fic ended up like this. I'm even willing to continue writing about the lives of these mutants if you care to hear about it.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6

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