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    Draco has kept tabs on the Death Eaters since the war, but they’ve made up such ridiculous plots that he hasn’t been very concerned about them. Now they’ve got a competent leader and a plan to assassinate Harry Potter. Draco’s worried—but Potter ignores his warnings and flirts with him instead. Draco’s life is not very much fun right now.

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    Steph, Tim, costumes and role-play.

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    Originally written for Norse Kink. Tony wakes up hung over in his Malibu mansion to find the following: Loki's helmet on his head, lesbians falling out of the walk-in closet, Thor without pants, the remains of Pop-Tart Pasta, Coulson brandishing a report, and Pepper making coffee. And who that teenager who wandering around? And why does he shoot spiderwebs out of his hands?

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    In which Monday is proud, Sunday is envious and Arthur is kind of in over his head. One out of three isn't bad, right?

    Basically the alternate universe where the Trustees' sins don't line up quite so conveniently.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    “Shut up! The point is, I am going to go down to the medical bay, fill this motherfucker up with hypos, beam down to that shit-heap, and sedate every fucking space-monster on that planet until I get my god-damned boyfriend back!

    This is ABSOLUTE CRACK. Please don't judge me.

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    When Bilbo slipped inside Erebor, he wasn't quite expecting Smaug to be quite like this. He didn't expect him to be able to turn human. Didn't expect him to be friendly. And he certainly didn't expect him to have tea.

    Turns out Smaug isn't really a bad guy, after all.

    (An AU in which Martin Crieff is Smaug, the crew of MJN are his little friends, and the desolation of Erebor and the events that followed were all just one big misunderstanding.)

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    the morning after his graduation party Kaidan wakes up in a acquired position.

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    In another world, Bofur is the exiled queen under the mountain. With a group of women, she must reclaim her homeland from the fearsome dragon Smaug.

    She shows little respect for her burglar, and it is up to the lowly smith Thorin to convince Bilbo to stay in the company.

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    Hannibal is put in an awkward situation. Will is amused.

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    In which Belladonna had a secret with big consequences to begin with it, Bungo is a wise little man/err Hobbit, Bilbo has a lot troubles in the future with Dwarves because of said secret and Gandalf is confused and the Shire will never be the same again in the end.

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    A few months after the beach, Charles is frustrated with the lack of communication between the boys due to the sheer size of the house and their respective hang outs being on opposite ends, so he introduces a note making system on the fridge. This does not work as planned.

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    The sequel of 'The Little Apartment Building'.

    In which the universe is a complete and utter mess and Wilbur Whateley tries to make the most of it before something kills him. Again.

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    Heroes characters had Heroes Anonymous meetings to discuss or whine or complain about their powers, misled by Mohinder.

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    Jim just wants to go back to his quarters, but get trapped in the lift with Spock. He find outs that his choice of words make his sciences officer laugh, so Jim rolls with it.

    Written for someone on Tumblr who said that they had wanted a fic with Jim making Spock laugh because he said whatevers. This is crack.

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    All major POTC characters, such as Jack, Will, Barbossa, Elizabeth, Norrington, Tia Dalma sat down together to compare their fates in DMC and perhaps COTBP. Betaed by Jinxeh from fanfiction.net. This was my first fanfiction ever (ages ago)!

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    Snippet written sometime in 2006. Atlantis has a visitor, one Severus Snape.

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    Dan warns his viewers about the dangers of hot food. Rated Teen for language.

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    For the Steve/Bucky fest prompt, "Tentacle sex"

    The beam had hit Steve, Bucky, Natasha and Clint, but fortunately for them the Transmogrifier had a very patchy effect, and only on inorganic materials.

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    Response to the Ten Word challenge (Challenge No.4) on the King Arthur Fan Fiction Group. The following words or their derivatives were to be used in the story: Bonny, Confection, Meaty, Overbearing, Tree, Puberty, Rigor, Salvation, Series and Step.

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