1 - 20 of 13094 Works in Crack

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Originally written for Norsekink. Due to the Bifrost's potentially timey-wimey nature, Thor falls in with the Basterds. Donny can barely stand this cape-wearing idiot. Then his bat goes missing, and so does Thor, and he's got to put this prince-wannabe nutjob in his place. Or does he?

    Words:
    441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    2
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Originally written for Norsekink. The Avengers attend Loki's wedding to Victor von Doom. Tony can't believe it's real, Steve just wants to be respectful, and Thor has issues giving Loki away. And that's before they know who the clergyman is...

    Words:
    742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    18
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Originally written for Norsekink. Daleks land on Asgard, which means a certain madman and his box can't be far behind...

    Words:
    1,149
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    6
  4. Tags
    Summary

    It all starts with a pile of laundry and ends with a relationship no one expects.

    Series
    Words:
    8,640
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    136
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Shepard is being silly to the tune of Love Don't Roam by Neil Hannon.

    Series
    Words:
    814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    19
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Karaoke Night for the Normandy Crew

    Words:
    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    6
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Sequel (of a sort) to Mrs. Lovett and the Warrior Women. A series of oneshots devoted to the every days lives of Mrs. Lovett and Bellatrix as Bellatrix plots her domination of all living things, and Nellie plots for her Mr. T. Only mildly suggestive, without nearly enough crack.

    Series
    Words:
    9,188
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    30
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Bob Benson, Accounts, has a much more interesting back story than you can possibly imagine. Spoilers for through "The Quality Of Mercy".

    Words:
    1,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    48
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The cats do not get over it.

    Series
    Words:
    453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    177
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin has known Dwalin all his life, so he knows and understands her. He knows when she's happy. He knows when she's angry.

    He knows when she's in love, and she certainly was in love now.

    He just wishes it wasn't with their burglar.

    Series
    Words:
    602
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Scott reacts to the news.

    Series
    Words:
    504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Note: This is set in the same 'verse as the rest of the Compromise series, but is outside the main timeline narrative and can be read on its own.

     

    Based on chasingriversong's 30 Day OTP Porn Challenge.

    Series
    Words:
    6,810
    Chapters:
    14/30
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    259
  13. Tags
    Summary

    "Captain, we're being hailed by..." Uhura started, trailing off with a look of confusion on her face.

    "... By who, Lieutenant?" Kirk prompted.

    "Well, sir, they're claiming to be the Enterprise."

    Words:
    2,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    162
  14. Tags
    Summary

    In another world, Bofur is the exiled queen under the mountain. With a group of women, she must reclaim her homeland from the fearsome dragon Smaug.

    She shows little respect for her burglar, and it is up to the lowly smith Thorin to convince Bilbo to stay in the company.

    Words:
    931
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    329
  15. Tags
    Summary

    “Shut up! The point is, I am going to go down to the medical bay, fill this motherfucker up with hypos, beam down to that shit-heap, and sedate every fucking space-monster on that planet until I get my god-damned boyfriend back!

    This is ABSOLUTE CRACK. Please don't judge me.

    Words:
    3,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    308
  16. Tags
    Summary

    The silk teased the top of his thighs and Will couldn’t help but squirm a little. He felt very exposed, a little like a trophy, a little like a whore.

    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    260
  17. Tags
    Summary

    A place to put prompt fills and things that don't fit other places.

    (The Nori/Smaug is chapters 14/15)

    Words:
    10,089
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    851
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Klaus Mikaelson's fiancee is missing and he enlists the help of the world's only consulting detective to find her.

    Words:
    1,661
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Hits:
    50
  19. Tags
    Summary

    It's their first con together, and Aidan and Dean are looking forward to being together, especially when it's been almost two months since they've seen each other. But one misunderstanding leads to another, and suddenly the con seems more certain to be a fail than a win for them both.

    Words:
    6,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    202
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Lucifer acquires applesauce.

    Words:
    103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    45

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation