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    The one where they're both flamingos.

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    English
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    11
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    4
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    After the dust has settled, Will goes to a therapist to figure out his new relationship.

    Language:
    English
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    3,051
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    2/2
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    4
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    858
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    Tourists Mike Stamford and John Watson literally blow into a Southern town where the only place not ravaged by tornados is a diner; behind the counter is a cook who deduces how customers like their hash browns before they order.

    Waffle House AU. Crack. Rated for language.

    Language:
    English
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    2,322
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Kakashi was pretty sure, that this time around, even with all his love for Iruka, Iruka was going to make him shit his entire digestive system.

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    English
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    28,775
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2110
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    Sirius Black turned 17 in 1976. Do you know what else happened in 1976? ABBA dropped their hit-single Dancing Queen. The rest was history. (Inspired by GinevraWazlib's Tumblr post.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    33
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    Napoleon will break your heart… and make you like it.

    Or, a fun-filled Napoleon Solo fanmix!

    Series
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    English
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    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    89
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    This story is entirely salesman's fault. <3

    Just a little self-indulgent self-insert in the DAI universe. Begins in dreams, author stays in reality when waking. For now. Solavellan.

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    English
    Words:
    34,176
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    292
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    “Eggsy, are you trying to court me with a mating dance?”

    “No!...Yes...Maybe? Is it working?”

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    English
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    2,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    693
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    Presenter Killian Jones leaves Top Gear amid a scandal that made international headlines and led to a full BBC inquiry. Desperate to save the most popular motoring program... in the world, producer Regina Mills hires popular Top Gear Australia presenter, Belle French. Can presenter Angus Gold do his job or will he be distracted by his feelings for his new co-presenter? Will Regina be able to keep the show going despite constant interference from BBC executive Zelena Green? Will anyone discover presenter David Nolan's dark secret? Who is the Stig?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,382
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    466
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    Non-canon love story of Molly and Greg; how a consulting detective and his blogger help them get together.

    ** I do not own any of these lovely characters, just borrowing them from Moffat, Gatiss and ACD.**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,325
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    520
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    The Nova Prime Centre is supposed to be a safe haven for any and all gifted children. It hits them harder, somehow, when it actually needs to be one.

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    English
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    980
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    Sehun was not invited to the party. He just wants to know why there's a goat in a poncho. And who is this dude passed out on his couch?

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    English
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    1,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    1
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    5
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    Everyone is getting antsy at the Sad Pathetic Pining of one Steve Rogers and one Tony Stark.

    In which Natasha and her Crew attempt Operation: Parent Trap.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    4
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    172
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    In this universe, the Red Dinner never happened.

    In this universe, cell phones can't be traced.

    This is an irreverent, image-based, profanity-laced crackfic in text format. As in, phones. As in, everyone is TEXTING one another. It's about as weird as you'd think. And it all starts with an FBI trainee duct taped to a fridge...

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    Bookmarks:
    77
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    It is a statistical fact that every man who has been romantic competition for Clark Kent has succumbed to some horrible fate. The only way to avoid it is to immediately start dating someone else. Richard doesn't believe in the Lang Curse, but unfortunately for him every woman in Metropolis does and wants to help him out - for purely altruistic reasons, of course.

    (A mash-up of Superman Returns, Smallville, and the comics canon. Not meant to be take remotely seriously).

    Language:
    English
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    10,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Sometimes, putting broken things back together is easy. Sometimes it isn't. This isn't a fairy tale, and it sure as hell isn't Fairy Tail, but it's what they've got and they'll have to make do with it. A non-chronological series of Crime Sorcière oneshots, starring Jellal, Merudy, Ultear, Erik, Richard, Sorano, Macbeth, and Sawyer (and sometimes a few others).

    Language:
    English
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    8,890
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    A collection of drabbles inspired by Kubo Tite's manga Bleach. Contains drabbles 101-150/206.

    Series
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    English
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    877
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    10
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    Hawaii is not exactly the Winchester brothers' home turf, but when they discover an ice apparition is running amok in Waikiki, Dean drags Sam halfway around the world to investigate, and catch a few rays in the process. Unbeknownst to them, a pair of Japanese honeymooners named Kazuma and Yukina Kuwabara have also just arrived in the Aloha State. Coincidence? Or a recipe for disaster?

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    English
    Words:
    12,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    28
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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,433
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    34

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