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    Prompt: Could you do one where Cas's trench coat comes to life and fucks him?

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    Career criminal and alleged sociopath Roman Torchwick arranges the stage for a meeting with the city's resident Vigilante.
    Done for the RWBY Relationship week. Sephora pairing. Complete and utter crack.

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    – Смотри в оба, Стиви, с этого все и начинается. Исподволь, медленно, а потом – бац! – и с головы до ног обсыпает: душераздирающе поучительная судьба, тяжкая доля, злая мачеха, закопченные сковородки, непосаженые розы, обидные лишения – не жизнь, а сплошная несправедливость, и даже туда, куда всех берут, – на войну, ох, прости, на бал – тебе и то не будет хода.

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    An assortment of tales from the daily lives of Eren and Levi told through AU prompts on tumblr. Updated once a week for the rest of the year.

    A.K.A: this fandom is killing me with the angst so here's a load of fluff for your feels

    (includes Destruction of Government Property)

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    3/?
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    What do you do when your bored and have extreme writers block? make a list of things you're not allowed to do at Karasuno of course!

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    Steel Ball Run just got sp00ky.

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    Weddings are not for the faint of heart. Or was it the violent of heart?

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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible.

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    702/?
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    Hannibal ist auf den Hund gekommen, um Will zu beeindrucken, allerdings scheint dieser sich viel mehr für das Tier zu interessieren als für ihn. Oder doch nicht?

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    Deutsch
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    Four years since Sansa Stark took her rightful place as Queen in the North with Sandor Clegane at her side, all the characters who deserve happy endings are living them out in Winterfell and beyond. But a happy ending is not an ending at all. This is a description of one ordinary day in the lives of our favourite characters, a where are they now of Westeros, in which the characters remember how they got to this point.

    It's cute, it's fluffy, it's domestic and the past is dramatic and often painful, it's a fic of all genres really.

    Oh yes, and Bran's a dragon.

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    3/?
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    Flights aren’t always comfortable especially when being a buffy tired single parent of a whiny brat.

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    “Pretend, for interest’s sake, that you were amenable to a relationship with me," the Outsider says.

    "Impossible," Daud says, appalled.

    An asexual, aromantic Daud unwillingly offers relationship advice. No, he doesn't know how it came to this either. Or, asexual!Daud deals with the vagaries of attraction: the Outsider and his chosen edition.

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    Cinderella AU of Kingsman that no one wanted.

    Featuring Eggsy as a poor boy abused under Dean and Harry as a king.

    Also, Roxy is a badass as hell, Chester is a complete douche, and Valentine and Gazelle are having sex under the banisters.

    And by god, Merlin, get out of that fucking dress. You’re the fairy god F-A-T-H-E-R.

    Welcome to the Kingsman Palace.

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    Blaine shook his head, looked down for a moment, and then looked back up at her. "I didn't even mean to go on a tangent. The point is, I need you to be my girlfriend."

    Liv blinked. "You... You what?"

     

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    Spoiler warnings for episodes 1x01 and 1x02. This fic takes place after 1x02.

    Rated M because I may try to make sex happen eventually, but either way, eating brains, bad language, and violence are almost a definite. Violence warning because of probable typical zombie behavior. Tagged necro because sex between zombies might be considered necro.

    Please be aware: Ratings and warnings are complete and will be accurately updated as needed. (I'm actually pretty sure I missed some tags, but I don't think it's anything with triggers.)

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    Ever wonder about the things that go through the minds of things that don't have minds? Of course you do.

    Each chapter from a different object's POV. New chapter every couple of days, if not daily.

    Extract from of chapter 1: "I’M NOT A FUCKING COAT." - Mjolnir

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    Un crime incalculable, aussi incalculable que la puissance des chevaliers d'or, vient d'être commis au Sanctuaire : on a coupé les beaux cheveux de Mû ! Humour douteux et divers slash...

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    Français
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    2/?
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    Clara get the Doctor a new phone.
    Series of texts between the pair. In linear order, for now.
    Post: Last Christmas

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    11/?
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    "Listen, I've got to go. Yeah, totally a power play. No, no bee beard. I'm disappointed too, Mr. President."

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    For Carpecaseum's prompt at the 2015 spnspiration April Fool's challenge:

    Sam & Dean - Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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    Being born a straight male in a society that constantly encouraged Remus Lupin to be homosexual was not easy.

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