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    Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Fucking. Why.

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    In which Eggsy has his life effectively ruined forever and ever.

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    When Pokemon Trainer Sam faces off against the evil Trainer Meg in a no hold's barred battle against three mighty pokemon known as The Legendary Three, he discovers that his team is far closer than he ever imagined...or wanted to know.

    (or, 'the one where Misha, Jared, and Jensen are the legendary pokemon Mishapuff, Jaredon, and Jensentios, and Dean, Cas, and the Impala are the fearless pokemon team of Deanevee, Casizard, and the Impalataur. Also, Sam's PokeDex breaks through no fault of his own.)

    Please enjoy!

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    When Sirius wants to propose to Remus, unforeseen events take place and Remus surprises him.

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    *Warnings* for MECHPREG. This chapter - acts prior to, and concept discussed. Otherwise, this is fluffy and later chapters contain explicit mechsmut (P&P, Spark, Sticky). Fic will be about mecpreg, replication, problems in 'pregnancy,' offspring/sparklings and issues in youngling-raising.

    Scrapper 's mind is filled with strange thoughts during the pre-replication 'receptive' time, while Hook struggles to contain his lust.

    Many thanks to femme4jack for beta :-)

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    6
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    Hobbit AU, where Thorin & company are nerf gun enthusiasts intent on reclaiming their crown in the no-holds-barred Nerf Weapon Survival Competition hosted in Erebor's Lonely Mountain Adventure Park, Bilbo is a graduate student in the English department whose only experience burgling comes from evading library security after hours, and Gandalf is the pesky Dean of Graduate Studies who has absolutely no reason to be involved in any of this, except somehow, he is.

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    Russia got a really nice glutteus maximus and America is falling for it.

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    Marco is encouraged to plan a platonic dinner to cheer up an unhappy Ax.

    Or, the time the Animorphs tricked Marco into planning his own dinner date with the Andalite he was crushing on (and who was crushing on him back).

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    In which Farcy is a thing and everything is different.

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    Darcy's had an interesting day. First Captain America blows up SHIELD-that's-HYDRA. Ian turns out to be Hydra. Oh and Erik's mercenary friend that rescues her from Ian? He's her soulmate and goes by the name Deadpool. What is her life?

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    In which a human Tardis and a human Impala make observations about Dr. Sexy MD. Pure crack. Fanart included!

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    Sherlock Holmes, intergalactic pirate, and Molly Hooper, submarine commander, find themselves stranded together...but where? And why? And most importantly, how long before they have sex?

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    For this prompt at comment-fic on lj:
    Any non-sci fi fandom, alien invasion.

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    1/1
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    Sherlock is a makeup artist and John is the assistant technical director at the Brick Street Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri.

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    Darcy had heard all the warnings about going off with strange Alphas.

    Unfortunately, those warnings never really covered "strange Alphas who save you from Hydra bases."

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    1/?
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    “She must have the wrong file, there’s no way…” Steve’s voice rambles out into silence. The blond looks at Bucky, who is apparently the father of his child. “How could this even happen?”

    “Magic?” Sam offers.

    “Gotta love magic,” Bucky responds sarcastically. Personally, everyone agrees.

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    Dan and Phil want to come out and think that there's no other way than making a cheesy video filled with all the times they've been "couple-y" on camera and had to of edited it out.

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    A rogue buckyball breaks the multiverse and finds the worst possible ally in the son of Batman, Damian Wayne.

    And, for the record, this is CaraLee's fault.

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    In the Shire, hobbits say: “What lovely weather we're having.” They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffle pointedly, which roughly translates to: “This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host.”
    And I think that's beautiful.

    (Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette; the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing; and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face while the Company unintentionally sexually propositions him and challenges him to pie-eating contests to the death.

    Actions speak louder than words.)

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