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    James T. Kirk is experiencing pregnancy cravings and begs spock to go get him a blue raspberry slurpee.

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    Len realizes that the apple doesn't fall far from the Snart Family tree when the team needs to stage a heist in Central City-circa 2024. He runs into a family member that loves mischief almost as much as he does. He also gets a kiss from Barry Allen. Barry Snart? Barry Allen-Snart? The Flash. Just call him the Flash or Captain Cold's smoking hot husband.

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    25/?
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    Harry Potter and Marvel Cinematic Universe memes, roughly blended and poured into Eaglecrest, the fanon American wizarding school. Abominable crackfic written because someone called my bluff. I’m going to go drink an Asgardian cocktail in the Bluthyoncé bar and forget this ever happened.

     

    To my regular readers: I am so, so sorry. We will return to delicious Bucky angst shortly. (Red Menace starts August 4th!)

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    once again, I think the title is self-explanatory.

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    A series of unconnected short stories in which Vader raises Luke and/or Leia.

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    3/?
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    6
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    Choromatsu confesses his true feelings to his special someone

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    Come to me. Open up only to me. Submit only to me.

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    Updated: A pair of no-smut, fluff ficlets (with armadillo cameos):
    Fire. Famine, War, and Pestilence ponder the power of fire. Cuddling.
    It's not the Heat, it's the Sanguinity. War and Pestilence try to escape the heat of the blood moon. Skinny-dipping.

    The end of the world is determined by the roll of dice. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have a lot of sex while they wait. With Mycroft as Famine; John as Pestilence; Lestrade as War; and, of course, Sherlock as Death.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    47
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    13
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    Jill and Edmund?! Jill and Peter?!?! Who would have thought...? Certainly not Eustace!

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    The one where Patrick makes a regrettable wish and regrets it, and Pete gets the brunt of it.

     

    "I wish you would magically shrink overnight." Patrick mutters. Another sip of coffee. "It'd serve you right."

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    1/?
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    When a superhero carries around a bag full of clues to who they are, it's bound to be taken at some point.

    This entire thing came about because I saw a picture of spider-man with a backpack.

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    Amanda Waller can never decide if having to bail out a certain ex-pilot in the past was a good thing or a bad thing...

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    Eggsy gets Harry a t-shirt which says D A D D Y, it turns out better than expected.

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    34
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    5
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    Space Daddy™: Children,
    Space Daddy™: please.

     

    ( or that one fic where voltron meme squad is formed by various college kids all over japan and keith is slowly falling head over heels in love with the kid with freckles on his face and stars in his eyes )

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    6/?
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    Sam/Dean (Wincest) Outsider POV. Takes place early in season 8 but no particular spoilers except for Sam’s hair. Biddy owns a candy store. She also talks to spiders. When FBI agents Sam Smith and Dean Jones investigate a possible haunting, on Halloween evening, the consequence of Dean eating too much candy is disturbing. It’s a race against time for Sam to find a way to return Dean to normal.

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    A collection of short ideas and tiny drabbles that aren't long enough to exist as their own stories.

    In the first chapterlette, Ninja Brian gives Danny a special birthday gift. A very bloody, very special gift.

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    16/?
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    You had asked Suga out on a date but you weren't prepared for Suga to trap you against the wall and whisper something in your ear.

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    2
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    5
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    For a celebration of getting to 1250 Followers on my Tumblr, I chose to open up prompts for a short while and accept 60 prompts from a First Date series.

    Since this is a ‘First Date’ prompt series, I’m not going to be setting these in any particular AU or covering how the characters met. They did meet, they’re on a date, and that’s where the story begins. There won't be any smut, either. Sorry guys. This one's staying T Rated :)

    The first chapter will comprise an Index of the prompts.

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    In which Cisco and Felicity compete in a ludicrous competition to determine who is truly the greatest hacker of them all.

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