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Turns out Billy Batson is Batman's son.
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An assortment of ficlets from various tumblr prompts and rabid plotbunnies.
Chapter 21: Jane's had a bit much to drink. Darcy is mortified and Steve is altogether too amused.
Chapter 22: Darcy is awkward, Steve is awkward, and Jane is just plain fed up.
Chapter 23: "Will you draw me, Steve," Darcy asked quietly.
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Kurt and Blaine (and their wedding party) battle pre-wedding jitters the only way they know how.
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Swear Like A Sailor (Count Your Sins) by Helholden
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 May 2013
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The patter of rain, the groan of the ship undertaking another wave, the slap and slosh of the sea careening the vessel in another direction. There was no wind, no land out here, and no bloody fire. There was only the water; her water, the kraken infested black seas below his feet.
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There, But for the Grace of God, Go I by AnonEhouse
The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies)
19 May 2013
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In this AU, basically Steve Rogers' transformation goes the way Bruce Banner's did.
Ok, it's SEMI-Serious crack. Not all that serious. But I had fun with the concept.
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A collection of cracky Starfighter drabbles.
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Ficlets written for three-sentence ficlet memes, cleaned up to be, uh, more than three sentences but with readable punctuation. Currently all Les Miz, an assortment of bizarre AUs, random pairings, and kinks.
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John is forced to eat Bane's ass at gunpoint.
But he really likes it.
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Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.
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loose ends but no sign of strings by Belledame for wishingforlondon
One Direction (Band), Taylor Swift (Musician), Little Mix (Band)
19 May 2013
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Taylor thinks of it when Niall's got her pressed up against the tour bus's bathroom wall, his hips jutting forward, pinning her there.
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This was my and a friend of mine's attempt of writing a parody fic. We gathered every single stereotype that is used in high school AU's and made fun of them, adding a bit of other stuff. Enjoy
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Grantaire loves anything pertaining to alcohol. Even songs that are related to alcohol.
A crack, possibly OOC, drabble for asongofspaceandtime on Tumblr. A part of the extensive Mythos AU by asongofspaceandtime and moi.
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Hostess Twinkies Presents: The Avengers in "Birthday Blues" by KingWatney
Thor (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
19 May 2013
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Loki is up to no good (as usual) and only the power of Hostess Twinkies with their delicious creamy filling can stop him!
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Of Dwarfs, Plans & Courtships by alkjira
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2013
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All Fíli wanted was to share a bedroll; and a few laughs, with Bofur. But when the other Dwarf turns down his advances Fíli decides to try another tactic. Because courting Bofur is obviously the best plan ever.
Also includes Pining!Kíli and the question of whether Bilbo and Thorin will ever realise it's okay to do more than just look at each other.No beta, not much actual plot, but lots of crack!
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AU: Aleks is busy with grad school, but still finds time to maintain his art blog for his favorite old sci-fi book series. Under the artist name of Deimos, he strikes up a friendship with a fan named Praxis, who might be just about the only other guy into his favorite OTP. As things between them start to get more serious, what's shy Aleks going to do when Praxis wants to meet in person?
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Dom!Quastvert and sub!Crowevert somehow meet and get drunk and things get intense and they do it. Also there's an absurd self-indulgent little coda that does not have selfcest. EDIT: there is now another stupid coda why do i do these things
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Stiles is in a boyband. Boybands are the (wolfs)bane of Derek's life.
(Or, tight jeans should be banned, somebody needs to delete Derek's search history, and none of them are really sure what kind of music they play.)
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Finch is visited by some unusual people, to say nothing of all the crossbows.
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Boredom is a Dangerous Thing by TheEmcee
Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
19 May 2013
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During the time spent with Khan, Jim came to kind of, sort of, like the man. A lot. And because of that, and the fact that the super human's blood had saved Jim's life, Khan's life was spared and he wasn't even returned to his comatose state. But he's under scrutiny by Starfleet and is monitored as he spends time with Jim and his crew on the Enterprise. What ensues? Chaos, of course.
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One of the guards that was on the Valiant during the year that never was is now forcing Jack into having a relationship with him or he'll hurt the team, their families and expose the events of what happeend on the Valiant to the entire world. Between running torchwood, dealing with the guard, dealing with UNIt, dealing with politicians and keeping Ianto happy and in the dark about his current predicament, Jack is getting ever closer to breaking point. Will Ianto leave him or help him? mpreg, gwen bashing, the doctor and john hart