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    After spending most of his life with new girls in his bed, at some point, he decided it was time to grow up. Settling down seemed impossible for Natsu, but having the most beautiful daughter on earth helped quite a bit.

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    Drabbleset for the #32daysofsanji challenge on tumblr.

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    Dean and Sam Winchester are two magically augmented hunters who save innocents from the things that go bump in the night. Dean is convinced that he has it all in the form of his baby brother, but secretly pines for something more.

    Sam has had it with Dean's worrywart ways and his thermoses of warm soup, and is resolved to find someone who compliments his brother as a life partner. Dean deserves that much happiness.

    Enter the shy Castiel Angelus, one of the most powerful witches in the country, co-owner of Angelus Witchy Wares, with a drop dead gorgeous body, clear blue eyes, and a fascination with bees. With him come his eccentric but well meaning brothers, Michael and Lucifer, who may or may not have a thing for each other, going on for centuries now.

    Also includes a perpetually upset Rahpael, his apprentice Adam, Lucifer's apprentice Kevin, baby Samandriel, and Inias the black cat, who just wants a cuddle.

    Join these two families on several quests to find love, a way into Cas' snug pants, Sam's battle with soup, and Kevin's battles with Lucifer's eccentricities!

    All this and more in the story! Onward, dear friends!

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    This fanfic is both Avengers and Star Trek fan friendly! (I hope)
    In which Hawkeye realizes a nerdy dream and The Enterprise is drawn into a parallel Universe where Marvel's Avengers are the reality. Unfortunately, so are their villains. When a diabolical Body-Swapping beam hits the Enterprise, Jim, Spock and some of their daring crew must meet up with the archer they accidentally beamed aboard to fix this mess and get back to their own Universe. However, nothing really ever goes as planned, does it?
    Takes place sometime before Turnabout Intruder. The Avengers are based off the Avengers Assemble cartoons (S1) because Hawkeye has a better character than the movies, the Hulk is eternally Hulked out, I get Redskull plus Cabal and its style of humour fits my writing better :)

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    Zayn: LIAM WHICH ONE IS YOUR ROOM WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A SEXTAPE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SHOW NIALL HOW REAL ZIAM IS

    Cal: im leavign this group AND this tour AnD IM MOVING OUT OF THIS HOUSEHOLD

    Ash: im movin in with 1d boys

    Zayn: I WANT ZIAM BACK ON HIS HONORABLE SECOND PLACE IN NIALLS OTP LIST

    Harry: that‘d explain why Louis threw him out of the ventilation shaft yesterday.

    Niall: HEY GUYS IVE GOT VIDEO OF MUKE MAKING OUT

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    kenak just wants his waifu hidyosh

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    In a non-apocalyptic world, Shinya and Guren are now married, with the blessings of the Hiiragi family and all, they adopted Mika and Yuu.

    Being new to this, how will they survive?

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    “You want me to… pretend to be your boyfriend.”

    “Yeah.” Dean shrugged, going for intentionally nonchalant and crunching down on the delicious pesto pasta on the menu for the night.

    “Dean, you’re not gay. I know that. Your ex-girlfriend sure as hell knows that. This is an idiotic idea,” Cas argued immediately.

    “Wouldn’t it be great if she thought she, like, turned me gay though? That two-timing asshole,” Dean smiled just at the thought.

    “That’s stupid,” Cas reiterated patiently, as though Dean was a child. “You can’t ‘turn gay’ anymore than I can ‘turn straight’. No, that’s stupid and insulting.”

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    there is a zombie apocalyspe and the gang just has to deal with it

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    according to Jeongguk:
    Q: the real reason why he got less customers than Yoongi?
    A: Park Jimin!

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    Dean asks Sam a question and gets more than he bargained for when Gabe replies.

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    Jaebum gets the best way to relax, except that it is with the wrong person so more stress is sure about to come.

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    Sam texts Dean with some complaints, although autocorrect and his brother are hellbent on making fun of him.

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    Sam is taking awhile due to, ahem, *problems*, much to Dean's irritation.

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    Once upon a time the Fae walked the lands of Middle Earth.
    Once upon a time a hobbit took a fairy wife, founding an entire bloodline of hobbits carrying traces of fairy blood in their veins.

    Every so often this blood acts up, resulting in a hobbit being born who's just a little bit...different.

    Such was the case with the birth of Bilba Baggins, daughter of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins. She's a little more wild than most, a little more adventurous, and a lot more prone to rescuing long lost dwarven princes from the clutches of vile Necromancers, befriending wargs and aiding in the reclamation of kingdoms from megalomaniac dragons.

    Frerin, son of Thrain, son of Thror is perfectly fine with this. Well, maybe not the befriending wargs part...

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    A series of (very) short stories, most the results of drabble requests and the Tumblr three-sentence meme. (Story index within.)

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    Castiel is an Alpha from a long line of Wolf shifters, he's also the leader of a group of Bikers. The group calls themselves "The Pack" and they consist of a number of Wolves, Bears, Cougars, Ravens, Crows, even some snakes. Among them, mostly Alphas, speckled with the occasional Beta and very few Omegas who were part of the family through their mates. Castiel catches his chief mechanic acting dishonorably towards one of the Omegas and removes him, meaning; he needs to find a new one. Just so happens his little brother Gabriel, an omega with an Alpha boyfriend outside of the Pack, knows a damned good one.

    Dean Winchester comes from a line of wolves, all Alphas, but when he came of age, not only did he Present as an Omega, but he wasn't even a wolf, he was a Coyote. Smaller than even his little brother, his father was ashamed and claimed there was no way Dean could be his and left, Sam opted to stay with his brother, because an Omega is supposed to be watched over by an Alpha, and he loved his brother regardless of what he was. As Sam got older, he began to take charge, regardless of how Dean felt about it. As an Alpha "Of Age", Sam assumed leadership of the family, Dean, despite being older, was forced to adapt.

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    Okay so my friend, whom is a huge Troyler shipper, messaged me asking me to write the worst fic I possibly could. This was it. I tried to make it a lil funny, but this might just turn out terrible. Just... Just awful.
    Read if you like cliche fics and fics making fun of cliche fics and just trash in general

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    Just a crackfest. Set between S1 and S2/during Season 2 of Gotham. This is written before Season 2 has aired.

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    Spock is shot back in time and mistaken for Leonard Nimoy.

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    6/?
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