1 - 20 of 1000 Works found in Crack
Listing Works
-
Mystery Work
Part of DOINK! Final Fantasy Exchange 2012
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
-
Tags
Summary
A collection of my Sherlock ficlets. Ranging from three sentences to five and spanning genres, pairings, and even alternate universes, these short vignettes offer a peek into the lives of the occupants of 221B and the people around them. All originally posted on my Tumblr, this will continue to update as I continue to fill more Sherlock prompts. Ratings, genres, and warnings (if applicable) will be posted at the beginning of each drabble, whereas prompts and pairings will be posted in the chapter title. Newest update: Molly and gluttony.
Series
- Part 2 of The Ficlet Anthologies
-
Tags
Summary
Wilson's been surfing the 'net again, and House has been watching the promos, a crack/meta fic.
- Words:
- 813
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 13
-
Tags
Summary
Zwei Hochzeiten, durch die ein Todesfall gerade noch verhindert werden kann, anonyme Botschaften, Bücher und ein Paar, das sich letztlich doch noch kriegt.
- Words:
- 6,864
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 6
-
I Feel Like a Sofa by TeaAndFairyLights
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
25 May 2012
Tags
Summary
Sherlock and John watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Towel Day. 100% Crack Smut.
Series
- Part 3 of The Holiday Cycle
-
Spring of Drowned Troublemaker by amelia_petkova
Bloody Jack Adventures - L. A. Meyer, Ranma 1/2
25 May 2012
Tags
Summary
Summary: Jacky and Jaimy are reunited, but Jacky (as usual) has a surprise. Set following “The Mark of the Golden Dragon” and contains spoilers through that book.
- Words:
- 1,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 2
-
Die unglaublichen Abenteuer unserer Helden in der Pegasus-Galaxie by Sinaida
Stargate Atlantis
25 May 2012
Tags
Summary
Das Leben unserer Helden in der Pegasus-Galaxie ist oft noch viel unglaublicher, als man so glauben mag. Und oft haben wir "Erdlinge" mehr Durchblick, was das angeht, als die Betroffenen selbst. Das muss auch Sheppards Team bei der neuesten Mission feststellen ...
- Words:
- 4,754
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 5
-
Tags
Summary
King Stilinski must offer his only son in marriage to the Hales, in order to end the war between humans and werewolves.
Or, the one in which Stiles and Derek get gay-married. For world peace.
-
Mystery Work
Part of DOINK! Final Fantasy Exchange 2012
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
-
scientific method by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
25 May 2012
Tags
Summary
Bruce tries to test out his hypothesis: I love Darcy Lewis.
---
Darcy groans and plants her forehead on the table. “I am going to kill my professor. First, I’m going to lure her into a dark, dank alley and then shank her with a knife made from sporks. Then I’m going to drag her to the Hudson, dump her body in the middle of the night and cackle over the remains of her body while the piranhas eat her eyeballs.”
“Well,” Bruce says, considering Darcy’s plan. “I don’t think piranhas live in the Hudson. Too cold, I think. And if you were going to drag her to a Hudson, you’d need a proper black body bag to stash her in and an inconspicuous looking van to carry you to the river. Oh and cement blocks to tie to her body so it won’t float.”
-
Much Obliged, Jeeves by Thispe for slothier
Sherlock (TV), Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
25 May 2012
Tags
Summary
"Most important undertaking of my life the children were. I didn't want to bungle them up. I knew Jeeves would be up to the task."
Inspired by slothier's cracktastic manip/ficlet "The Right Honorable Countess Holmes...." (take a look at it first) as well as a comment by Giant Prat of Sumatra in which they pointed out that Stephen Fry played both Jeeves as well as Mycroft. Not BBC!Sherlock's Mycroft of course, but it still gave me some interesting ideas...
- Words:
- 566
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 118
-
Tags
Summary
Mirror!Verse. Sequel to The Adventures of Hannibal the Tribble. Hannibal vs. the Admiral. Who will win?
Series
- Part 2 of Hannibal the Tribble
- Words:
- 763
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 56
-
Our New Friend Is Going to Be… Iron Man by verizonhorizon
The Avengers (2012), Big Bang Theory
24 May 2012
Tags
Summary
Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj wrangle invitations to one of Tony Stark’s house parties, where they attempt to make him their new best friend.
-
Tags
Summary
But not into the house he was expecting.
- Words:
- 306
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 13
-
Tags
Summary
No domestic life is every really complete until Ikea becomes a part of the equation.
Series
- Part 1 of CrackyBasterds
- Words:
- 1,177
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 4
-
Family Game Night by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel (Movies)
24 May 2012
Tags
Summary
“THE WORLD IS MINE, ALL OF IT,” Tony cackled, hands raised in the air dramatically. “I own ALL OF YOU.”
“Tony, please, sit down,” Steve said mildly, arranging his money in a neat row in front of him with military precision. “Just because you’ve bought the most expensive property on the board, doesn’t mean you own everything.”
---
The Avengers sit down and play Monopoly.
-
they're telling our story on the radio by Lirazel
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kpop - Fandom, Korean Pop, K-pop, K-POP RPF, Infinite (Band)
24 May 2012
Tags
Summary
“We have to save them. They have a comeback scheduled next week. And if it’s too hot where the demon is keeping them, Myung Soo might go crazy.” Wherein Buffy and Spike have to team up with Korean Slayers to save a kpop boy band from a demon. And there is crack and dancing demons and a discussion about how great Black Books is and torture-by-pop-music and unrequited love and harnessing the power of fangirls to take over the world. Of course.
- Words:
- 10,257
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 9
-
John Watson is NOT Engaged (But he Can't Speak for Others) by kyaticlikestea
Sherlock (TV)
24 May 2012
Tags
Summary
'I don’t even know what goes on in your heads most of the time. Seriously. One trip to Paris, one moonlight visit to the Louvre planned by your boyfriend’s brother and a couple of meals in Michelin Star restaurants and suddenly everyone starts planning your future. Come on. Do you really think Sherlock would propose like that? Knowing him, he’d set up some sort of weird Cluedo-style proposal, end it dressed as Mrs White in the Drawing Room or something (you can thank me for that mental image later). Although last time we played Cluedo, the board ended up attached to the wall by a bullet. We probably won’t be playing it again. It was almost as bad as that time Mrs Hudson tried to get a friendly game of Scrabble going. Try convincing a self-entitled genius that ‘Quetzalcoatl’ doesn’t count because it’s a proper noun. It’s a recipe for disaster. Mrs Hudson is still picking up Scrabble pieces that have worked themselves free from underneath the kitchen counters to this day. '
Or, in which Sherlock didn't like it enough to put a ring on it, but Lestrade might.
Series
- Part 9 of John Watson's Blog
-
Tags
Summary
Esca has always thought Marcus to be overly fastidious because of his love of bathing. But the day it causes him to sprout a fish tail is the day Esca decides he’s laying off the wineskin for a while.
- Words:
- 1,532
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 2
- Hits:
- 89
-
Tags
Summary
A very serious fic about BaraPaz.
- Words:
- 1,194
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 2