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    Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn had babies. Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews want a baby. Also, how is everyone surprised that they're together?

    (Or: yeah, it's some kind of crack hockey soap opera, probably.)

    Should be three short chapters.

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    English
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    1,481
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    115
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    Steve spent months looking for a good canine/human hybrid, until he came across the perfect companion; a golden retriever mix named Thor. Unfortunately, adopting Thor came with a caveat - Steve was forced to also adopt a feline named Loki. The pair were raised together, after all, and practically brothers. Steve, being allergic to cats, thought he came up with a great solution - let Tony keep Loki. The man worked too much and too hard, and surely could use a low maintenanced friend.

    Both Tony and Loki disagreed with him mightily.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,737
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3841
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    Stupid ideas and a lot of coffee.

    These are 365 days of Eren and Levi.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,697
    Chapters:
    157/?
    Comments:
    246
    Kudos:
    266
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    8998
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    Crackfic! Team seven along with Neji and Tenten get marooned on an island… only to encounter half the Akatsuki and one thing's sure; Uchiha Itachi ain't no Jack Sparrow.

    P.S.: SAKURA GETS IT AWN WITH COMMADORE NORINGTON (LOL)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    0
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    Mikasa was alive. That was it. No more, no less. Sure, she had food on the table, happily married parents (sometimes too happy... it got a little creepy sometimes), and talent. But there were some things that made her pray for a miracle, and life gave her a little more than she asked for...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    555
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    21
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    Who would you root for if some of your favorite pairings were racing for a million dollars?

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    English
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    9,020
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    777
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    Jungkook is a fetus. Namjoon is a fuckboy. Yoongi is #2_$waggy_4_U. Jimin is the object of all desire. Hoseok is really bad at being a horse. Taehyung is absolutely great at being a horse.
    Seokjin is an actual neglected housewife, and the only thing holding his family together.

    There's seriously something wrong with this bunch.

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    English
    Words:
    2,839
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1191
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    Who is Figwit (Melpomaen)? Here is a peek into the elf's journal and a take on living in Imladris.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,224
    Chapters:
    61/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3293
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    Matt hears something he can't ignore on his way into the office one morning.

    It keeps happening

    (Set post-episode 2, pre-episode 10.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,856
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1456
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    Luis can't believe he just had his car ripped off by the Gas N' Sip whiteboy who sold him breakfast. He was STANDING RIGHT THERE! Who even does that? It just ain't proper human behavior.

    (Because really now, where did that car even come from?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    "Maybe we're meant to be superheroes..."

    "And in what kind of fucked up world would that be allowed to happen?"

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,073
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1503
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    It's all fun and games until your dad sees your nudes.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    34
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    Of all the people in this Inquisition, I was attached to an old, bald, hobo-elf, and I hopelessly (unfortunately? obsessively??) needed to know everything about him. The Dread Wolf was certainly not the easiest friend to have. My life in Skyhold was sure to be an adventure, but that was to be expected, since I lived in a friggin' video game.

    My name is Anna, and I have been mysteriously plopped into Dragon Age: Inquisition. Good thing I'm a total fangirl.

    Language:
    English
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    119,738
    Chapters:
    71/71
    Comments:
    4026
    Kudos:
    531
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    14005
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    Marilyn’s newest attention-grabbing stunt was getting pregnant. And then things got weird.

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    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    Based on the prompt: “im a cashier and i saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and i would stop you but you already have 27 and i want to see how many you can fit"au I’m just kinda going with it. I don’t even know. This is kinda crackish I guess. It’s funny though?

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    English
    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    Naegi tells Togami and Hagakure a story about Komaeda, the fluffball, and Hinata, the ahoge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    73
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    Services rendered: The completion of a service that has been requested by clients that has resulted in a request for payment.

    Alternately: Sam and Dean meet Mycroft Holmes and surprisingly no one gets shot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    41
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    Recueil de drabbles & mini-fics, sur le duo de tête et leurs moitiés.
    1ère vignette : Armand, Lope/Hermine, Sortilège. 2ème: Lope/Hermine, Soleil. 3ème: Armand/Séléné, Lune. 4ème: Armand/Lope, Impossible. 5ème: Hermine/Séléné, Sans ces hommes. 6ème : Armand & Séléné, Au-delà des apparences. 7ème : Armand, Lope et les Sélénites, Point de vue. 8ème : Armand, Lope/Hermine, Des convencances... 9ème : Armand/Séléné, La beauté n'a pas de prix. 10ème : Armand et Lope, Poularde Maupertuis à emporter ?
    11ème : Hermine, Compter sur elle seule.
    12ème : Lope/Hermine, Vœux.

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    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    1,441
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    1
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    87
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    A collection of Torchwood drabbles to be added to as I write them. Probably they'll mostly be funny and fluffy, but anything's possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,445
    Chapters:
    777/?
    Comments:
    1735
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    11896
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    Just who has been letting Flagg out of his secure retirement facility?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4

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