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Rodney is John's boyfriends.
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Buffy sighed. "What we need is a vacation from reality." Unseen, Halfrek grinned and said, "Wish granted."
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Rodney was clearly the more majestic bird.
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Upon Enterprise's eventual and long overdue arrival at Earth, James T. Kirk, acting captain of the 'Fleet flagship and the man who singlehandedly (according to the newsvids) saved the known galaxy, ends up in the brig, right next to Montgomery Scott.
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"They're just 14 year old girls," JC tried to reassure him, but it was totally unconvincing.
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"You're all free to leave," the doctor told Welsh. "Go home and rest. The only proviso is that Constable Fraser should avoid putting any strain on his vocal cords for forty-eight hours."
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Five Things That Never Happened to Jim Ellison by Princess of Geeks (Princess)
The Sentinel
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A grab bag of scenarios -- sad ending, happy ending, first time, genderswap, future fic.
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Help, My Section Chief is an Alien! by kelachrome for jujuberry136
Criminal Minds, Torchwood
1 day ago
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"CM/Torchwood: Captain Jack likes what he sees at the BAU. A lot." Pure crack!fic (see also, "Can we get back to the fact that my section chief has been taken over by an alien?").
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Steve lost a bet.
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Co-written with pogurl "That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Bella and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad." Alternative Universe, All Human. A Steamy Movie Crossover Contest entry.
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Blair has the weirdest conversation.
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Mission goes well but there's a but. Bones yells, Jim ogles, Spock remains logical. The crew speculates.
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Growth (Ith Thomething Really Dithguthting) by apiphile for foxinmyhands, ofevangeline
The Used RPF
3 days ago
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Quinn Allman begins to discover unpleasant and debilitating growths on his joints. His friends are ... not especially helpful.
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Dean and Castiel are not-so-secretly pining for each other. It's enough to make Gabriel roll his eyes and want to retch! They need to fuck and get on with it already— there's an Apocalypse going on! If they want to survive, they need to stop making goo-goo eyes at each other and actually fight. To accomplish this task, the Trickster comes up with a devious plan...
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What happens when every author in the fandom takes the day off to read a new book?
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Sam finally gets to act out one of her favourite sexual fantasies.
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Set in the "200" Wedding-verse, Vala arranges a surprise for Sam's batchelorette party. Pure crack.
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Thor is curious about Valentine's Day. Cracky, sappy, fluff.
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Felix Gaeta's Sing-Along Mutiny by lls_mutant
Battlestar Galactica (2003), Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
4 days ago
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When Gaeta said "The world is frakked up" in A Disquiet Follows My Soul, the comparisons to Dr. Horrible were pretty inevitable. Given their character arcs, it becomes even MORE inevitable. Combine that with a stressful month, and what do you get? Felix Gaeta's Sing-Along Mutiny. The mutiny arc in BSG set to music.
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A decision made to protect the band turns out to be the wrong one, but with potentially pleasant results. If Dan can get over how weird it is.
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No summary can do this story justice.
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"Well, mostly harmless. Look snappy, no way to tell how long we'll be here." He grabbed her hand and pulled her along.
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The prompt: Jealous!Adam plotting to break apart Krale--but it's all a misunderstanding? Happy Kradam ending preferred, but whatever you wish is good to me! I...took some liberties with that.
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Three members of the JLA are given artifacts to increase their power while fighting an ancient evil...but at what cost??
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