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    Arakita needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

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    She wants the sex. He likes taking his time

    A friend in need's a friend's indeed. A friend who'll tease is better: Placebo

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    "We lost Kitten America sir!" Junior Agent blurted out. Then turned an unlovely shade of purple. "I mean, Captain America. Who’s a kitten. Because magic. Sir."

    UPDATE: Kitten America meets the Guardians of the Galaxy and a football bet is made...

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    Round two of 12 months of FanFiction begins, this time with characters from The Hunger Games.

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    Merlin didn't expect the spell to go so absolutely, magnificently wrong. So of course it did. And now apparently every magical being in all of Albion could see the stamp of ownership - clear as day - on one Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot. And even worse, now there was a very pissy Arthur Pendragon, King of Camelot, searching far and wide for the sorcerer Emrys.

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    Concept borrowed from amusewithaview's Soulmates AU, where the first words soulmates say to each other appear on their skin. Featuring characters from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. paired with Avengers, X-Men and more.
    Note: I do have a poll but it's on FF.net; I can't figure out how to reproduce it here! The below link will take you to the poll there.

    Poll

    That should take you to my fanfiction profile. At the top of the page is a link to the poll. I'm not sure if you have to be a member there to vote or not, sorry, though if you aren't it's easy enough to set up!

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    Erwin is the kind of person who can't live alone. When his friend, Petra, tells him she might know someone who needs a place to stay, he jumps at the chance.

    He just never thought it would be him.

    The pornstar he jacked off to four nights a week.

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    Bard is left alone in Thranduil's chambers and, with nothing better to do, gets a little nosy. Thranduil is sufficiently surprised at what he finds waiting for him on his throne.

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    He was going to kill Mayuri slowly. So very slowly. Not only was he surrounded by people that he had seen die, but he was being stalked, again, by a pervert! He hated time travel and when Kisuke stopped stopping him, the clown was dead.

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    Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Fucking. Why.

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    6/?
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    I asked on my tumblr for my followers to help me celebrate by sending me prompts. This is the continuing result!
    Chapter 1- Tony buys Steve a dog; Chapter 2 - Mamihlapinatapai
    Chapter 3 - Glitter; Chapter 4 - Dragons
    Chapter 5 - Hips; Chapter 6 - Skinny Steve
    Chapter 7 - Piano; Chapter 8 - Comic book artist Steve, Writer Tony
    Chapter 9 - Soulmates cannot lie to one another; Chapter 10 - Thrift shop AU
    Chapter 11 - Maple Syrup; Chapter 12 - Tony spoils Steve
    Chapter 13 - Italian; Chapter 14 - Tony builds a pillow fort
    Chapter 15 -Tony creates art

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    "Why can't I be a normal flower?" Louis cried. "Why can't I just grow here without feelings or emotions or anything other than normal? Why must I be different?"

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    Ok, so Tsukiyama saw the PERFECT dress and just had to buy it. He heads to the coffee shop to show Kaneki.

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    We held together the fragile sky to keep our way of life, once we were not afraid of the night.

    Female Inquisitor, Fenris, and learning how dragons are slain (it's bravery, dragons are slain with bravery)

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    on the day of luigi's special night, daisy fesses up to her biggest, darkest secret, cheating on him with none other than roy's our boi. Feeling sad and alone, luigi feel's that all is lost, going to the despair of darkness. however, what happens when mario signs him up for nintendating and he hits it off really well with an mysterious girl? meanwhile, another smasher is jealous of luigi and will do whatever it takes to stop him on his love quest. he learns that luigi is in fact, the ultimate sex god and must prevent the virgin from planting his seed in his number one fangirl. on the other hand, ness enjoys trolling the mansion with his taunts varying from okay to okey. master hand gets fed of it and sends in the SE NO and the SORREE. watch the wacky ventures enfold in this epic tale.

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    Sam wants to spice up their sex life and all Dean wants to do is to make sweet love to him.
    They try, they fail, have a Tarantino marathon, and Sam learns a valuable lesson.

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    Lin only thought he could win.

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    ...jeleń bojowy u płotu, albo, niechże i ja sparodiuję parodię, czyli humoreski do Hobbita, być może ku czyjeś uciesze.

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    Storybrooke has a problem with dark magic users.

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    Jung Yunho. Shim Changmin. Strawberry farm. Need I say more?

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