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    there is ur squippy bud in heere, and he messes crap up, cos he does that. could prolly be read as stand alone, if you really wanted to.

     

    i wish he got a better rep.

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    English
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    1/?
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    calicochim
    hi!!! my name is park jimin i am born in 95 I like the color blue and yellow and I love buttery croissants and warm (not too hot) lattes~~ i also dance and i majored in contemporary dance in uni hehe i just graduated so im like kinda with this studio rn but i need money ofc so thats why im here!
    (●´ω`●)

    agustd
    this is not a dating chat lol no need to give your life story

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    captain
    HOLY SHIT YALL
    yoongihyung is defo gay
    check
     

    captain attached a photo

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    in which tru luv is found in a small cafe, where jimin has a nice ass, yoongi doesnt read previous messages, jungkook used to like taehyung, taehyung is the number one yoonmin shipper, and jin is the owner and thinks everyone is a mess

    Language:
    English
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    8,688
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3610
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    Jimin and Taehyung are running late for a wedding and it wasn’t because of what Taehyung did to Jimin and his glen-check patterned bow tie.

    Language:
    English
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    9,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2718
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    Face à une menace d'ampleur inimaginable, une dernière ligne de défense peut nous protéger (oui, ça reste très mystérieux, j'actualiserai une fois toute la fic en ligne).

    Disclaimer : une partie conséquente des personnages sont empruntés à d'autres auteurices, cf les notes de fin de fic pour les crédits.

    Language:
    Français
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    28,973
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    550
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    fairy8 : I’m jun’s childhood friend

    dog enthusiast : oh yeah you come over way too often and i get kicked out every time

    fairy8 : yeah got a problem with that?
     
    dog enthusiast : no…

    dog enthusiast : well you’re dating jun so I wouldn’t butt in like that

    june : WE ARE NOT DATING

    fairy8 : WE ARE NOT DATING

     

    ~a messy SVT chatroom full of homosexual drama and pining ^_^

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    English
    Words:
    1,280
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    303
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    [Hojay]: What’s up gamers

    [Jimothy]: It’s me, ya boi sexygamergirl123

    [KTH]: And you’re watching disney channel

    [Agust]: This isn’t how i wanted to be woken up.

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    A bts (crack) text au ; in which bts members are still in highschool, mostly communicating through text. Everything is seemingly normal until Yoongi gets his phone confiscated and adds everyone into an old chat-app they all used when they were around 12.

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    English
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    1,420
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    261
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    Taehyung isn’t a thief. But. He’s really, really hungry, especially since he’d skipped dinner the night before in favor of working on a particularly grueling piece of G-Dragon fanart. Sure, maybe he should have eaten when Seokjin tried to force him to, and sure, maybe he should have done his calculus assignment instead and gone to bed on time for once, but he has priorities, okay? The point is, he’s not going to go as far as to steal the Kit Kat.

    He’s just going to borrow it and not give it back.

    (or, a meet-ugly in which Taehyung gets his arm stuck in Jeongguk’s car.)

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    English
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    2,579
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    365
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    hoesuc: im seriously not dating Yoongi and we never fucked

    grumpy: why are you lying

    thicc a$s: …

    daddy nams: ….

    hoesuc: …

    Angel™︎: ….

    mother teresa: …

    golden dick: …

    hoesuc: hyung i extremely fucking hate you right now.

     

    / or a bts chat fic where taehyung heard yoongi fucking someone at genius lab at 10 pm and the boys are betting who it was / yoongi is a big ass sap, jimin is a angel as always, taehyung is constantly screaming, jeongguk and hoseok are arguing on their bets, namjoon is a smart ass and seokjin has to deal with everyone’s bullshit. /

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    509
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    Three things. One, Jung-Kook’s pubescent heart is infatuated with Kim Yerim. Two, he’s just so unfortunately idiotic that he just had to give off the impression that he was a pervert. And three, he – as a shape-shifting human – took Yoongi’s advice, and already disguised himself 4 different times in an attempt to spend time with her. Well, fifth time’s the charm as they say, right? AU.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Kudos:
    1
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    29
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    That royalty AU where Yahaba is a prince and Kyoutani is his body guard.

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    English
    Words:
    3,672
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    217
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    Narcissa is facing a war, her foster son’s anguish at not being believed when he tries to tell the wizarding world about the Dark Lord’s return, her husband’s nervousness over possibly being summoned back to the Dark Lord’s side, the attempted interference of the Order of the Phoenix, and the unknown consequences of the Dark Lord having her blood in his veins. Of course, that’s not even a slight challenge. If people would only be calm and let her work.

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    English
    Words:
    26,372
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    579
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    7786
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    Sometimes - very rarely - it's better to give up before even starting ._.

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    English
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    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
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    Ficlets I posted on Tumblr.

    1) "I want a fic where Hannibal puts a dead body in Will's bed while Will sleeps"
    2) "Princess" for #HannibalHallow
    3) Over the Garden Wall AU
    4) "Murder Mystery" for #HannibalHallow
    5) "Dragons" for #HannibalHallow
    6) Will and Molly celebrating Halloween, for #ThePumpkinIsPeople
    7) Will and Hannibal celebrating Halloween, for the #BloodAndBreathFest
    8) University AU
    9) "Fairy Godparents" for #HannibalEverAfter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,950
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    In a world populated by dark forces and obscure creatures, good-natured individuals of all races dedicate their lives to bring order to the chaos. Paladins like Will Graham lead the way, with their virtuous souls and poor intellect, towards an existence without injustice; counting on his innate ability to see things as they actually are, Will proves incredibly apt in hunting shape-shifters, but certain entity don’t particularly enjoy being seen before their due time.

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    English
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    573
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
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    Thanks to the Plot Device Fairy (aka Shadi, aka Number One on Yami's Shit List), Yugi and friends encounter their badfic stand-ins, get roped into (among other things) a mermaid (er, merMAN) AU, and must battle the various and sundry evils of badly written fan fiction in their quest to find the ultimate power of the multiverse: the Millennium Spork.

    Or, you know, just an excuse to write everyone wildly sarcastic and meta, and poke fun at some of the fic that has tried to melt my brain over the years.

    Whichever.

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    English
    Words:
    44,999
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2028
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    Draco sent Harry out to go get vitamins for him, and unbeknownst to the Gryffindor; it was vitamins for pregnancy and there was left a very confused Harry Potter in the middle of a muggle store.

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    English
    Words:
    1,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    @defsoul has started following @jiaerwang

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    (or an Instagram au in which famous Chinese rapper Jackson Wang acts like a complete fanboy over idol singer Im Jaebum)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,525
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2983
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    Wherein a bunch of frat boys who are very insecure about their sexualities break a guy's arm and get sued by his mom. Or maybe that's just Beowulf.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Jordan Trace doesn't believe in the paranormal or anything that can't be explained by science but one day he finds something he shouldn't have in the basement of Hereford Base

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    12
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    who eats pizza at 3 am in the morning? bacon does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,632
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    4

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