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    "We should start a band John."

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    Sherlock reviews his...creative...imaginings of how he could have interrupted John's wedding the night before he finally marries the only man he's ever loved.

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    A Hobbit Au-fic which follows more or less the storyline of Disney’s Mulan.

    A simple hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, would have lived rest of his life without knowing about the war between dwarves and orcs if not a wounded dwarf soldier had found his way to Shire. When Bilbo hears that his relatives are in middle of that horrendous war he knows that he must go and save them! But it’s dangerous to go alone and to get into the dwarf-army you need to be a dwarf…

    Bilbo makes a very peculiar dwarf, gets slowly better at fighting, makes some friends, fools a wizard and starts awkwardly have some feelings towards his leader, the mighty dwarf-prince Thorin… The journey to Erebor and against orcs is long, romantic, dangerous and clumsy one, but Bilbo is not alone; after all, he has his “guardian” a small lizard- no, I meant a dragon to guide him….

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    4/?
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    6
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    Nachdem Loki auf Asgard im Kampf gefallen ist, landet seine Seele nicht bei Hela, sondern auf der Erde. Gefangen im Körper eines Kindes, verbannt aus der Welt der Götter und ohne Erinnerungen an sein altes Leben ist er auf sich allein gestellt – bis Thor ihn schließlich wiederfindet und ihn für eine Weile in die Obhut der Avengers gibt. Doch ob Kind oder nicht, können sie dem wiedergeborenen Gott trauen? Oder wird Loki bald wieder seine eigenen Pläne schmieden...? – Und als wäre das noch nicht genug, werden die Avengers zudem bald mit einer Reihe von internen und externen Problemen konfrontiert, die drohen, das Team auseinanderzureißen... (Kid Loki vs. The Avengers)

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    Deutsch
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    When Death the Kid is asked to work with Ciel Phantomhive in England on a considerably important project, odd feelings arise for the both of them. Could be this the start of something romantic, or is it just indigestion from Sebastian's triple chocolate cake?

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    - «Well, there’s this legend going around the regulars here, about that shower!» -

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    SEQUEL TO BLIND MAN'S GAMBIT

    Tenten can't seem to trust men. And what's with this guy that seems to obsess about her for no reason?

    Shisui can't understand why he needs her so badly... just that he does.

    And there's something in the shadows of her eyes that suggests that there are secrets she'd rather not share.

    (How to take the most cracked out pairing and make them perfect for each other). Shisui deserves to be happy and Tenten deserves to be important. I'll be surprised if you don't fall for this pairing like I did when I wrote them... for these two characters promptly yanked any idea of a plot out of my hands, flipped me the bird, and shut the bedroom door. O_O I guess that's what happens when you take a snarky, obsessive, unloved and cheeky Uchiha and dangle a battle-bred kunoichi who would tear his balls off in front of his face.

    Oh well. Enjoy!

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    Wizard of Oz Tony DiNozzo style.

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    He leaves violets all over for her, not quite aconite like before. But the similarity haunts her.

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    During their hopeless attempt to find a way to reverse Metatron's spell, Winchesters receive an unexpected help. Dean is sent to an Alternate Universe where things are abit bizarre, but in a good way.

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    2/?
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    It's senior year at Beacon Hills High, and Scott McCall is on a mission, to get his best bud Stiles laid before graduation. And Scott has the perfect candidate, bad boy college sophomore Derek Hale. He enlists the help of genius Lydia Martin, and his girlfriend Allison, to make Stiles seem smart and badass enough for Derek, not knowing that Derek is already into Stiles just the way he is.

    Isaac Lahey has no problem taking self-defence lessons from a girl. The problem is, the girl's father is the hottest DILF Isaac has ever seen.

    Shy new girl Kira Yukimura has the biggest crush on Scott McCall, but his girlfriend is one of the hottest scariest people in school. But when Scott finds out that Derek Hale tutors her, she finally has an excuse to hang out with him.

    AKA Teen Wolf as a teen sex comedy. I'm so sorry.

    Inspired by this poster I photoshopped last year. http://checkeredshirtdance.tumblr.com/post/57001359792/ill-advised-reboots-teen-wolf-as-a-teen-sex

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    2/?
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    The thing is, Niki is every bit as bossy and grumpy after sex as he is before (or even during) the act. The only difference is that, in this particular context, he uses said bossiness to ensure that he will be cuddled to his heart’s content.

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    Because if even true death isn't the end, there are few nicer ways to pass the unfathomable lengths of time than keeping company with one's also-murdered kind of-ex/kind of-girlfriend and her also-murdered new friends.

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    3/?
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    Chapter 1: In which Stiles is crushing hard on the 7-Eleven clerk. So he goes in every day to get his junk food fix and to just stare. When Stiles is 18 and no longer jail-bait, he makes a move. So Stiles asks Derek out on a date, but when Derek responds, Stiles has selective hearing.

    Chapter 2: In which Derek has issues with self-esteem, and he just can't break through his walls and say "yes" to Stiles. He knows Stiles will be great for him, but he just can't get over the thought that maybe he won't be good for Stiles.

    Plot based off the Gaelic Storm song, "Slim Jim and the Seven Eleven Girl" but tailored to fit Stiles and Derek.

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    At first, Tony casting a love spell on himself and falling in love with Loki seems fantastic. After all, Tony's the enemy, and he's full of information.

    But things get out of control fast, and Loki finds himself feeling things he really wishes he wasn't.

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    2/?
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    It was an accident, because that was their luck.

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    Santanico, using her magical powers, allows Seth to be a princess until midnight.

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    Hans and Kristoff are an odd couple, but they're happy to be together (that doesn't keep their lives from being weird though).

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    Phoenix will feel guilty about the groping later. Right now, he has a desire to fulfill.

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    Saw a post on Tumblr for Fanfic Bingo, decided to write a fic with everything in it. So yes, this is a high school coffee shop AU which somehow is compatible with canon. This fic contains everything you'd expect from a generic fanfic.
    Straight people do not exist. There will be angst and making out.

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    English
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    1,345
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    1
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