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    Bill and Gideon jump through a multi-dimensional portal.
    Dipper and Mabel jump through a multi-dimensional portal to stop Bill and Gideon.
    Grunkle Stan jumps through a multi-dimensional portal to bring them all home.

    After arriving in a strange world called Gaia, the Pines find themselves in a situation that quickly spirals out of control, involving bickering clones, busty barmaids, and one dead dude that can't seem to stay dead. Without the journal to guide them, can they manage to stop Gideon, unravel the mysteries of Stanford's past, play monopoly with Loz, and make it home safe? They'll try.

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    When a failed experiment accidentally drops Darcy Lewis into the middle of Asgard, she finds herself an unwilling guest of the God of Mischief. However as the two of them are forced to spend time together in each other's company, she begins to wonder if being his prisoner may not be so bad after all. (Of course that might just be her ladyparts talking)

    Set prior to the first Thor movie, and will diverge from canon because I'm a total rebel like that.

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    12/?
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    It was what Spock's mother called a ‘bedtime story’. 

    "On Earth there has long been great violence. The people would wage war against one another as easily as any outside threat, but as long as there had been fighting, there were those who fought to protect and create peace".

    With a sigh in her voice and a smile on her lips, she would recite to him a tale rarely told.

    "It was a time of mighty heroes."

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    A trip to Las Vegas combined with a lot of alcohol? Yes, even the brightest minds will fall. Nothing beats the morning after the party. The hangover.

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    Natsu, Loke, Gray, and Happy arrange a timeshare. ...Of Lucy. - crack romance fic -

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    Odin sees fit to banish both of his sons for their transgressions in Jotunheim. Now Jane has a new research assistant and Darcy's got those pets she always wanted. What could possibly go wrong? (Drabble series that grew without the author's permission. Prompts now closed.)

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    Knights are supposed to kill dragons and marry princesses, aren't they?

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    What if the Jarls of Skyrim ran Holds other than their vanilla ones? What if the cosmic game of musical thrones landed them on different spots? Is Skyrim better... or worse? As with all things, it depends who you ask.

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    An exploration of what Supernatural would've been like if Dean Winchester was canonically bisexual from the beginning.

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    2/?
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    Clint takes Hulk and Thor to the zoo. Then the author amuses herself entirely too much.

    This is set shortly after the museum battle in Tea & Rain's epic 1796 Broadway. But I think it may actually work as a standalone.

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    Regina and Emma have stopped talking to each other after Emma came back from the past with Marian in tow ... but all that means is that they’re thinking about each other while avoiding to talk. Regina refuses to talk to Emma since she can't bear to see the woman she loves with her pirate boyfriend. Emma on the other hand ignores Hook because all she can think about is Regina. Hook thinks he should be the center of Emma's attention and decides to woo Emma by writing her a love letter – and he goes to Regina for help, offering her an opportunity she can’t ignore.

    Based on Cyrano de Bergerac.

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    3/?
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    Tony and Loki sleep together. Loki refuses to leave. Tony finds that he doesn't mind all that much. It's all very domestic.

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    In which Trip is team Star Trek and (Darth) Fitz is Team Star Wars and they desperately want to wrangle someone else in their debate.

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    Derek gets the full Todd Smith experience, unfortunately, so does his car.

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    Does it count as a double date if two of the people are only there to make sure the other two get laid?

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    Ten skandaliczny dwór.
    Vel Foltest i jego ukochana siostrzyczka.

    Vel - teraz - kramik do Wiedźmina.

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    It's been three years since Juice and Olivia escaped Charming, and now they're living in Vermont under the safety of the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life's all neighborhood game nights and canapés until the day Chibs Telford knocks on their door.

    Crack!fic sequel to Come With Me Tonight. Not a real sequel. A porny, crazy sequel that I have no business writing.

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    An epic in three-ish acts, in which our heroes still do not understand their universe. Or rather, multiverse. Or rather, Alfred.

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    5/?
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    Modern Office AU. Ned Stark reluctantly becomes Assistant Director of Kingsland Corporation, and must do battle with clients, employees, and his own friends. Meanwhile, Sansa deals with perverts, pedos, brats, and the normal perils of teenage life. Tyrion is exiled to the mail room, where he meets freaks like him.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    14
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    2
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    Humorystyczne drobiazgi do Hobbita. Czyli, znając mnie, Thranduil, ewentualnie z Thorinem.

    A potem wchodzi kramik i się robi bardziej dramatycznie. ;) Czasem.

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    Polski
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    3,128
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13

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