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    There's basketball star Steve Rogers, a Golden Boy and his best friends Clint Barton, fellow basketball player and Natasha Romanov, the cheerleader. Then there's new guy Tony Stark who happens to be a genius who gets roped into joining the Decathlon club with his new friend Bruce Banner, who also happens to be intelligent. Obviously, you can't forget sassy Loki Laufeyson and his adopted brother Thor Odinson who happen to be the King Bees of the school.
    And Jesus Christ, you definitely cannot forget Phil Coulson, the drama teacher, you just can't.

    High school never seemed so fun.

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    There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren't quite the ones we know.

    AKA The one where Rodney is a Mountie.

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    Marauder Era fic. James finally gives up on ever getting the perfect girl. That's all it takes for the perfect girl to notice him. How is Lily going fix this one? James/Lily

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    If it looks like a starfish, is the colour of a starfish, and moves like a starfish ...

    ... odds are, it's probably a starfish.

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    So, the first thing that happens is that Stiles gets hit with some kind of dart right in the fucking jugular.

    No, wait, the first thing that happens is that Rogue Hunter Group number 56,790 rides into town in their cavalcade of overpriced, gas-guzzling SUVs and does what every single other fucking cavalcade of Rogue Hunters do; make his life difficult. Yeah, that's probably—no, wait a fucking minute. The first thing that happens is that Creepy Uncle Fucking Peter bites Scott when he's sixteen.

    A fantastically cracky Teen Wolf/Sailor Moon mash-up requested by northamericanprince for the ao3 auction.

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    Waking up early is bad enough, waking up a different gender is an entirely different matter.

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    1- Great Gatsby AU
    2- Civil War McFassy AU
    3- Destiel/Wincest crack
    4- Modern AU with powers and telepathy-flirting
    5- Genderswap Coffee shop AU
    6- Mutant Husbands and clutter
    7- Older Magneto Regrets
    8- High School AU
    9- Modern AU with hipster chic!Erik
    10- Multifandom 3 sentence fics
    11- Noir AU
    12- McFassy craigslist hook up AU

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    Um, there are these things in nature called mating plugs? BLAME THE KINK MEME!

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    Darcy Lewis is a genius, though she already knew that. What she didn't know is how awesome an idea it was to have a talent show for all the Shield agents.

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    A crack-filled debauchery of therapy sessions with a multitude of our favorite anime, book and movie characters as they face Couple's Therapy, their other selves from various other fanfics, interventions & cross dressers. Rated for slash, crack, questionable themes, OOC and AU's.

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    I REGRET NOTHING! xD ps it's pretty small , but.... pps one of the idea I've got after I saw last episode xD

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    "That..." Becker struggled to even form words, pointing vaguely in Lyle's direction. "That is not my true love. I don't believe I even have a fucking true love, but if I did, it would most certainly not be that."

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    “Do you want my body, THE body. Do you want the aliens body? With you,” Harry rambled.

    --or exactly what the title says. Four one-shots, one crossover for each chapter.

    First: Harry Potter/Torchwood

    Second: Glee/Torchwood

    Third: Doctor Who/Torchwood

    Fourth: That’s for me to know and you to wonder

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    Bilbo had a weakness. One that he strived to overcome after his breakup with Thorin Durin; a simple weakness, but a difficult one to deal with.

    All of his exes, especially Thorin, had fit the "tough guy" stereotype that made Bilbo's hidden wild streak thrive.

    So he was dead set on never getting involved with someone who fit that criteria ever again...

    ... Until his friend Bofur introduced him to a guy with one helluva weird nickname, and with weird facial hair to match.

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    By day he's Derek Hale totally normal teenager, by night he's Bucky Kentucky, international popstar. The blonde wig was NOT his idea.
    Derek loves Stiles. Stiles loves Bucky Kentucky. Bucky Kentucky is also Derek. Derek writes lots of love songs.

    This is basically a Hannah Montana/Teen Wolf fusion I started writing when I was a bit high on cold meds, and now I cant stop laughing at the name Bucky Kentucky and have been asked to finish, so I am.

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    A collection of ficlets written in only three sentences, covering a variety of interests, genres, AUs, and kinks. Contains general abuse to the English language, as well as common sense and decency.

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    6/?
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    Five times Rivaille smiled.

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    In which Luke abruptly becomes genre-savvy and decides that his storyline is bullshit.

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    “Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

    “Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

    Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

    “It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

    Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

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    Bonus, bonus, bonus!!

    Have another "Fifty Shades of 221B" fic.

    Because I'm nice :-)

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