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    HKM fill-
    Prompt: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/7346.html?thread=16774322#t16774322
    After the BoFA, Bilbo returns to the Shire.

    Some years later, some of the Company decides to surprise their burglar with a visit.

    They expect to find their fussy hobbit friend well, but they don't expect him to have a little child that is obviously half-dwarf.

    Here's the twist: The dwobbit isn't Bilbo's. A hobbit lass had a wild night with another traveling dwarf (from the caravans back to Erebor perhaps?), and through circumstances, Bilbo ended up adopting the babe.

    That doesn't really matter to the Company, they go gaga over the child anyway and an exasperated Bilbo names them all honorary uncles.

    Bonus: Someone writes back to Erebor about the development. The part of the Company that remained there are confused at the letter because it's practically incoherent; all they can tell is something about 'Bilbo, a dwobbit (whatever that is), and uncles'.

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    Darcy's gives advice, but mostly because Jason's late for picking her up and she's annoyed.

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    Have I finally lost my mind?

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    X and Axl roleplay evil Maverick kidnappers targetting the supermodel million-billionaire heiress girl!Zero. After Zero's capture, X gets a guilt and switches sides to become another hostage. Features buckets of kink, godawful porn dialogue, cliches a plenty, damsels AND dudes in distress. This story has strong non-con elements but everything is 100% consensual- they're just pretending otherwise.

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    Concept borrowed from amusewithaview's Soulmates AU, where the first words soulmates say to each other appear on their skin. Featuring characters from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. paired with Avengers, X-Men and more.
    Note: I do have a poll but it's on FF.net; I can't figure out how to reproduce it here! The below link will take you to the poll there.

    Poll

    That should take you to my fanfiction profile. At the top of the page is a link to the poll. I'm not sure if you have to be a member there to vote or not, sorry, though if you aren't it's easy enough to set up!

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    74/?
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    Sam thought he was having a friendly chat in a laundromat, not applying to be a henchman in the Evil League of Evil. Hurt!Sam. Protective!Dean. Warning for torture...and also silliness.

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    A happy couple meets Markiplier at a con. The Pocky Game is involved. Nuff' said.

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    Written for a prompt at Ohsam. A fangirl takes her obsession too far. Sam pays the price.

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    Eight months after Thor heads off from Midgard with promises to return, Jane manages to create an Einstein-Rosen Bridge to restore intergalactic travel once more. Unfortunately, it misfires at Darcy, sending her far away to a surprise confrontation with the Chitauri.

    She has no idea what to expect when they take her as their prisoner. But never in a million years would she have guessed who her mysterious, diabolical, not to mention sneaky and corrupting inmate would be....

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    In which I present 31 stories for the month of January. Be on the lookout for your favorite characters as they do what I tell them to do!

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    11/?
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    Summary: The mechs are HUMAN!. . .and no one knows why. Everyone has wild crazy amazing sex . The war is over and don't forget... Starscream is NORMAL. heheh! But don’t let that scare you off, there's actual plot in here somewhere, because in writing this, the question has always been: "Is that part of the human experience?" If the answer is 'yes', it's probably in here torturing the characters. Please mind the individual chapter warnings, and take them seriously. I'm thorough about warnings for a reason. I MEAN them.

    Enjoy!

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    Series of Hetalia one-shots!

    From angst to fluff to crack there's always something mad going on with the nations. From Gerita fluff to USUK angst, there is a mixture of all.

    Credit to the song 'Collision of worlds' by Robbie Williams and Brad Paisley for giving me inspiration.

    Enjoy!

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    Link to tumblr gifset that inspired this-
    http://fannishminded.tumblr.com/post/20621959330/cackles-oh-god-fic-idea-seb-jim-shamelessly

    Cleaned up the ficlet from there... in short:

    Sebastian comes home to find Jim zoned out while painting easter eggs, of all things.

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    In which Allen is possessed by the spirit of Pinkie Pie. I have no excuse, this is really old, I just found it cluttering my hard drive.

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    3/?
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    This really doesn't need a summary. It is just... it just is. (chuckles). I get a good laugh out of it.

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    April 1536.

    The English Court is in crisis. Henry's desire for an heir has brought down untold miseries upon his subjects. Nobody in the palace is safe.

    As Queen Anne's life hangs in the balance, the monarch has his heart set on a new bride. And against this turbulent backdrop, a retired soldier and a maverick scientist meet for the very first time.

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    In which Dís is pregnant, tired, and cranky, and her brother and her husband are taking care of Fíli. Also in which Dís learns to never trust either Thorin or Jóli with the care of her son ever again. Goofy little oneshot for the Feels for Fíli Campaign on tumblr.

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    The Evil Queen is no match for Emma Swan when it comes to the things she loves… at least, that's what Emma thinks.

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    Если Минхёку что и кажется, так это что судьба смеётся ему в лицо.

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    There's a tiger in the bar and Onna realizes that she will never be ready for what happens in Quindecim, ever.

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    3
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