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    Facebook, can’t live with it, can’t live without it. Even if you live in the town that is the largest supernatural beacon.

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    So the fandom has wolves and cats and dogs and egg fics, and I just thought there are so many other types of species from the animal world...

    So, hamsters.

    **Note the tags, and the animal in question, which should really give you all you need to know.**

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    After merely a day, Derek came to quick and dire conclusion that the pack needed a code of conduct in order to cohabit peacefully with one another. He announced to the pack that they were going to put up rules and regulations to insure everyone was happy with their stay in Derek’s loft. Needless to say the idea was a hit, and that same afternoon, Peter posted the first rule.

    1. A shut door means do not enter
    a. If you value your life
    b. or mental health

     

     

    Or in which everyone is attempting to not (trying) kill each other

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    adachi gettin his cummies

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    In which Batroc should have invested in better gun safety training, Sitwell has a real bad day, and Alexander Pierce has a slight staffing issue.

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    Who is Figwit (Melpomaen)? Here is a peek into the elf's journal and a take on living in Imladris.

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    Redemption was never an option. Luckily for Ronan, his former enemies-turned-reluctant allies would never ask it of him. And now on top of killing Thanos and preventing galactic destruction, he has to put up with a certain Terran's insistent requests for a dance.

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    Crack fic silliness that Katiebug445 and i have been writing.
    Tevy and Gabriel live with Balthazar at his mansion and Tevy's bud, Shelby, lives with them too. Find out what kind of crazy things happen to a human girl in a giant, all angel house.

    Gabriel, Tevy, Dean, Balthazar = GracelessTevy

    Shelby, Sam, Castiel = Katiebug445

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    Meg liked Cas. She did. He was a badass, or used to be, and it just made her wet to think about how he could burn her out with a touch and never did. Oh he’d get rough sometimes, if she pushed him just right, but he could not take directions. He was clueless. Absolutely stick up his ass vanilla white bread missionary in the dark under the blankets fucking clueless. And as much as Meg loved corrupting Cas, sometimes having to spell everything out with clinical detail and precise instruction was boring.
    She didn’t even know you could fuck up something as basic as a 69.

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    Bastian and Lukas have something to tell the press. No one survives.

    ...Really important that you know this is a crack!fic.

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    [ Mockumentary!AU fic ] Except Jared just can’t understand why Jensen isn’t off-the-charts, truly, madly, deeply in love with him. He’s pretty used to merely looking at people and having them swoon all over the place. Not Jensen. Not only is Jensen apparently immune to the sex-power-stare of Jared Padalecki, he’s never around to witness it. Every time the director yells That’s a wrap! Jared turns to say, ask Jensen out for something casual like coffee at his place – or sex on the coffee table at his place -  poof! Jensen’s gone before he can even get a word out.

    You can watch the Mockumentary from S9 DVD here. Written for the Mockumentary J2 Comment Meme.

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    Tony and Loki sleep together. Loki refuses to leave. Tony finds that he doesn't mind all that much. It's all very domestic.

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    Once Upon a Time, Very Bad People used the blood of Steve Rogers to try to grow super soldiers. What they got were eight sickly, scrappy, uncooperative Irish shite-kickers. The introduction of the Asset to their training...backfired. Now, with only scraps of memory to guide him, the Soldier is going to find his boys and save them.

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    Darcy is loving her new life while in Manhattan (all expenses paid via Stark) while Jane is on vacay with her sex god. She does not, however, love the boredom that is threatening her moods. Steve is recovery from finding Bucky and is still having nightmares when a pretty face that was straight out of the 40's came barreling into his life. She was life, she was fire. She had bite.

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    Please read tags before enjoying this story. Sam is concerned that he has a brain tumor or something that is causing him to not only be sexually attracted to the Autobots but to develop a Daddy Kink as well. He decides to let Ratchet give him a full physical to see if Ratchet can figure out what the problem is… smut ensues.

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    The real reason Holmes didn't come straight home after The Final Problem? A certain Time Lord still can't land the TARDIS properly.

     

    “Here,” the man protests. “That’s enough out of you. I just rescued you, you know.”

     

    “I have just nearly died and had my understanding of the universe turned on its head, you know,” snaps Holmes, “It has been altogether a most trying day.”

     

    (Finally reposting from Livejournal)

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    "god f*cking dammit
    can’t you just kiss already
    jesus f*cking christ"

    -- 'A haiku dedicated to MyungYeol' written by Howon&Woohyun

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    Everyone knows unicorns don't fly.

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    Now that they are in a "romantic relationship", Watson subjects Holmes to the intricacies of Victorian courtship. Holmes learns about the Language of Flowers, among other things

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    Inexplicably, Holmes and Watson time-travel to 1989. "But everyone's hair, Holmes!"

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