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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Oh my god, it is not that cold,” Stiles says.

    Derek yanks on the scarf he’s in the process of wrapping around Stiles’ neck like a giant, scratchy boa constrictor. “There’s snow Stiles, actual snow - do you know what happens to you in snow?”

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    19 May 2013

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    In a world where John Winchester is the righteous man, Dean Winchester still gets the angel.

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    18 May 2013

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters. Nick Fury does not pay their damn phone bill, but thanks for asking.

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    18 May 2013

  4. Rec 1

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    “I assure you it is merely a matter of coincidence, William.” (Or: Hannibal walks into a stop sign.)

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    18 May 2013

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    "I still can't believe we have a car," says Grantaire, pawing at the leather seat with dried paint on his fingers and sprawling horizontally like a gigantic lazy feline after a particularly satisfying meal. Feuilly scoffs during the short pause of his smoking. "I still can't believe we let Bahorel drive."

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    19 May 2013

  6. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jim ends up with tentacles.

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    19 May 2013

  7. Public Bookmark 16

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    This partially answers a prompt on avengerkink meme. Tony says something, Steve pays for it. Hijinks ensue.

    It starts with the simple line spewed out by Tony during the heat of a battle.

    “Captain? Captain? Get your virginal ass over here, now.”

    That’s all it took and Steve’s life began to change in alarming ways.

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    18 May 2013

  8. Public Bookmark 49

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    The prompter requested A/B/O with a twist. I twisted it a bit further than the prompter wanted, I think. Angsty young caveman Omega Tony meets the Alpha of his dreams, and they sort of accidentally begin gathering misfits into a tribe.

    (AND DONE. YAY.)

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    18 May 2013

  9. Public Bookmark 53

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    Because I have no self control. At all. This series is inspired by the artwork of Amy Brown. It is cracky and lighthearted because sometimes all anyone needs is something to smile about.

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    18 May 2013

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Stiles just wants to see if those stupid abs are real, okay? Because how are they even. So, without pausing to think of the potential consequences, he drops down to his knees and brushes his fingers over Derek’s abdomen.

    (Wherein Stiles discovers that Derek's weakness is belly rubs and is not afraid to take advantage of it.)

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    18 May 2013

  11. Public Bookmark 4

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    Tony can't stop authorizing Iron Man merch. Well, he's certainly enjoying it, and he's pretty sure that other people will too. . .

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    18 May 2013

  12. Public Bookmark 7

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    The thief known as Hawkeye has the white collar crimes division of the FBI scrambling for leads and turning up nothing. Senior Agent Phil Coulson, the lead investigator on the case, is Not Amused.

    Or,
    that cracky fic in which Clint is a cat burglar/gentleman thief and Phil is the badass FBI agent trying to catch him.

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    7
    Hits:
    1429

    18 May 2013

  13. Public Bookmark 1

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    “That’s an…interesting look, Captain.”

    “Shut it, Stark.”

    “No, seriously, is that a hickey to go with that bedhead of yours?”

    It’s the little things that give them away. It’s also always good to have a plan in case you get found out. Doesn’t mean that everyone else is going to buy it, however.

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    Comments:
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    18 May 2013

  14. Public Bookmark 30

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    What if Castiel had taken a different vessel?

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    114
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    30
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    18 May 2013

  15. Public Bookmark 5

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    Jim buys a cute little octopus thingie to keep in an aquarium like a fish but the instructions for feeding aren't in Standard and it gets bigger and bigger.

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    18 May 2013

  16. Public Bookmark 28

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    Steve is >:[ when one of Tony's lab experiments disrupts his baking, but luckily, some \o/ comes out of it, along with a little ♥.

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    18 May 2013

  17. Rec *

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    “I’ll bring it to the cleaner’s and give it back to you,” Stiles said, and then Derek didn’t see his jacket for three weeks and just assumed Stiles forgot all about it.

     

     

     

    Only then he does bring it back and, well. It doesn’t smell like smoke anymore, that’s for sure. It holds a weeks-old sort of chemical scent, he assumes from wherever Stiles brought it to be cleaned, so faint Derek would hardly notice if he weren’t looking for it. Under that, a hint of Derek’s own scent. All overlaid with a whole lot of teenage boy. Like Stiles threw it on the ground and rolled around on top of it for a year or so.

     

    Stiles keeps scent-marking Derek, and it's going to drive Derek crazy.

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    18 May 2013

  18. Public Bookmark 20

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    A series of works that catalogues the adventures of Erik the Murderous Marimo, his lovely mossmate Charles, and the humans in their lives. From their humble beginning as pets to gentle college student Hank McCoy to their adventures aiding one Professor Charles Xavier in his quest for love, there's not a situation in which Erik has trouble finding a reason to attack someone for something.

    Series contains both marimo fluff and hilarity, human cheekiness and groping, and hungry axolotls. The overall rating is really pushing it to be safe but the majority of the fic (especially the first part) is really very tame.

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    18 May 2013

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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    18 May 2013

  20. Public Bookmark 3

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    3x07-related - Robb goes to the Dreadfort and walks in on *that* specific scene. Heroic rescuing happens and everything is sunshine and rainbows.

    Words:
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    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    24
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    3
    Hits:
    358

    18 May 2013

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