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    There are certain rules when it comes to high school survival. Rule One: Don't Stick Your (Metaphorical) Dick In Crazy. Otherwise it might come back to haunt you - for example, finding out your ex is attending the same therapy group as you, finding out both of you are trans, and being stuck with her for the next year. Rule Two: High School is the Best Time Of Your Life. Utter, complete, bullshit. But Keith already knew that. He just has to figure out how to get through the year without A. killing Lance, B. anybody finding out he made out with his foster brother, C. outing himself as a really flamboyantly queer trans boy, or D. all of the above.

    Life sucks.

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    English
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    7,990
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
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    13
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Shuichi wakes up to find himself not only back in the killing game, but in a time loop.
    Will he end the time loop?!
    Will he keep hope throughout all of this?! Probably not!
    Will he bitch slap someone by the end of this? More likely than you think!

    {This is my first story be gentle blease-}
    {Recomend AU's or ideas in the comments because I sure as hell need them}

    Language:
    English
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    971
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    “Oh fuck no,” said Harry, “Oh fucking hell. Fuck me. Malfoy?”

    “So soon?” Malfoy draped himself against the bars of the cage, one hip hitching up. “Oh, and you haven’t even bought me dinner.”

    “I’m going to kill Charlie,” said Harry, “How the fuck does this shit always happen to me?”

    “That’s a bit rich,” Malfoy pointed out, “For someone in Gay Dragon Village.”

    “What the fuck,” said Harry, and raised his hands to the heavens, “Gay Dragon Village? What does that even mean?”

    Malfoy bit his lip. It was the worst thing that had ever happened to Harry.

    “You tell me, baby,” he drawled.

    xxx

    Harry's not depressed. And neither are the dragons he's taming.

    They are gay, though.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    48
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    9
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    Sinara is the queen of Lighthouse Prep, can Kasius win her heart?

    Meanwhile, Physics teacher Robbie Reyes has made a mess of things with Daisy Johnson, will she forgive him?

    Language:
    English
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    1,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    8
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    1
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    92
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    Garp the Fist, hero of the marines and doting grandfather. One of those two was less known to the world, but certainly a defining trait for those who knew him. So when his precious grandson is suffering from his soulmates unknown illness, Garp is not going to sit idle.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    1571
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    xxminxxsugaxx: shut up you grammar nazi

    xxminxxsugaxx: before i block you

    Joonie♡: Wow, okay??

    Jungkookie♡: why did we ever give yoongi hyung admin rights?

    xxminxxsugaxx : why did we ever give you speaking rights?

    Language:
    English
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    84,240
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
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    611
    Bookmarks:
    90
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    12372
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    If Balthazar's vessel had been a button down, conservative Sunday school teacher.

    (Based on a popular Tumblr prompt)

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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
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    12
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    Taehyung was too loud, too tall and too fucking cheerful.
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    But he gave the best cuddles.

    In which hardcore, scary demons with barbed tails and extreme sleep deprivation are softer than they seem, cute humans with a fondness for memes and cuddles fall in love real quick and Namjoon is Satan. Literally.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,145
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2890
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    Kai and Uruha run a ship taking dangerous cargo to give support to U.S. troops in Afghanistan. Ruki, Aoi, and Reita are pirates out for wealth and glory. This is the crackiest crack of all crack.

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    Chapters:
    11/12
    Kudos:
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    It all started when Chloe pulled a gun out of her diaper and pointed it at Jeremy. "Wolf gun sippy?"

    "Wolf gun baby sippy" Jeremy replied nervously.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    10
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    When you drop into a new school for the first time in your life, you won´t have to deal with a bunch of strangers talking about how nice your ass looks.

     

    At least if you´re not Park Jimin.

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    63,692
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    350
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    Solas wakes up 600 years after 9:42 Dragon in the technology age where magic has died out inexplicably 300 years ago. Everything has gone utterly, completely wrong and he has taken it upon himself to find out where it went wrong and how to fix this mess with the help of his less-than-helpful research partners Dorian Pavus and Mahanon Lavellan.

    Of course, life only gets more complicated now that Solas has to juggle being a junior professor for the extra pay and yet another Lavellan enters his life with a parade of issues.

    --

    Since this is an AU, it isn't necessary to read the other works in the series. Also, feel free to drop in-universe prompts by at my Tumblr or in my inbox; there isn't really a big plot here until later.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    "Fucking bastard," Taehyung wipes the corner of his mouth, coming back to his senses after the unexpected blow off, "I am going to show him, who is the best Kim in this fucked up world," he spits, picking up the red rose that was neatly styled in the vase on the table nearby.

    Plucking out the petals, he lets them fall onto the marble floor, watching as they lightly swim through the air until they touch the cold surface underneath his feet.

    "Just watch me, Papa," he smirks, leaving a trail of blood-alike red petals out of the door.

    ❋❊❋
    or the mafia!au nobody asked for but i need to ventilate my tough bangtan feels

    Language:
    English
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    17,373
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    One sassy bitch + another sassy bitch + being bitter about Soulmates + Avengers! = Dear all the gods that ever were, are, and ever will be, what is my life?

    Or alternatively, the story about a pair of intrepid heroines in an AU Soulmate/Soulmark Marvel Universe, where the ladies kick ass and are having none of the Universe's shit today! They snark their way through life, friendship, and adventure, interspersed with important issues of privacy, consent, and the messy things that are relationships and feelings.

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    English
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    42,271
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    267
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    October 5th, 2014

     

    A plan to infiltrate Avengers Tower goes monumentally askew, but not without collateral damage.

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    English
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    23,171
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    835
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    I'm so sorry...

    An unexpected pairing. Hercules madly in lust with Joxer. It's not pretty...Its not clean...And to Joxer its painful and scary...

    One Sided Hercules/Joxer, and implied onesided Joxer/Ares (Because I'm a sucker for that pairing)

    Language:
    English
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    396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    23
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    Woozi has Chromesthesia, sound-color synesthesia, (and perfect pitch) and it gets VERY problematic VERY quickly.

    1. Platonic JihoonxSoonyoung

    "I know it seems like a strange question, but what colors do you think really represent our group?"

    Language:
    English
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    11,811
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    794
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    It's halloween. You and the boys of Starish, Quartet Night and Heavens, have decided to celebrate the holiday by going trick or treating. The night seems to go smoothly, but nothing ever goes smoothly with this bunch. You soon find yourselves trapped in a real haunted house with no means of escape. How will you get you and the boys out of this situation? Will you be able to make it in time? Or will you be trapped in a place between heaven and earth for the rest of eternity?

    Could anything just for once work out for you? This is going to be an adventure you will never forget.

    Language:
    English
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    20,563
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    38
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    BTS gc fic?

    Basicly Crack, Humor, Slightly Angst, AND MORE CRACK.

    maybe trigger warning.

    Sponsored by Namjoon destroying Jin microwave and dies after that.

    i sucks at summaries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    863
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    318
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    Stan Marsh tiene demasiados problemas insignificantes que lo van pudriendo gradualmente, y Craig Tucker es una persona difícil de conocer. ¿Qué tienen en común? Ambos son unos gilipollas cínicos y se odian, supuestamente.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,712
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    36

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