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    This is the story of Arthur, a vet who has recently moved to Ealdor to get a new lease on life, and Merlin, the local animal lover who becomes Arthur's favourite client.

    Warning - This story includes a drunk bunny, sad little guinea pig, ninja kitties and an evil chicken. Symptoms may include blushes, fluffy tails and twitching eyebrows.

    This is also the story of Arthur and his love for his mother, as he tries to find his place in the world and someone to love him as he is.

    But mostly, it's about the eyebrow twitching. Just ask Arthur.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    37
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    In another, perhaps happier world, Akira and Miki discovers a gnarly, earth-shattering newspaper headline regarding Akira's very own blond stoner friend. You know, the one with a terrible fashion sense to match his 47 guns under his trench coat.

    Akira fondly reminisces Ryo's subjective Death last night, while Miki regrets her trip to the coffeeshop. Ryo himself has been reported that he "doesn't give a shit."

    or, A Tale of Repentance: ~Poorly Executed Edition~

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    xxminxxsugaxx: shut up you grammar nazi

    xxminxxsugaxx: before i block you

    Joonie♡: Wow, okay??

    Jungkookie♡: why did we ever give yoongi hyung admin rights?

    xxminxxsugaxx : why did we ever give you speaking rights?

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    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    622
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    65
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    A witch tries to break into the MOL bunker, and faces punishment and pleasure by the two attractive monsters that dwell there.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    401
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    A drastic rewrite of Series 5, Episode 9 "With All My Heart". Arthur's heart is broken by his Queen's betrayal. He finds the hope of love elsewhere, but how will Merlin cope??

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    44/?
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    Bookmarks:
    44
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    11054
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    Arguments happen.

    Many of them can be solved with a quick round of rock-paper-scissors, particularly between roommates who generally get along. Some, however, cannot, particularly when one of those roommates has a psychic-like ability to win rock-paper-scissors. Even if those roommates are boyfriends.

    As a result, Phichit Chulanont and Yuuri Katsuki had an agreement that they would each get to pick the pizza joint for their Wednesday dinner on alternating weeks. The other would pick the movie.

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    10
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    1
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    In which Taehyung summons a demon by accident - "It wasn't an accident! I totally meant to!" "You had no idea what you were doing Tae" - Jin can't believe he was overpowered by the tragic combination of bad luck, marbles and pink chalk- Pink! That was no colour for a demon (sadly) - and Jimin wants him to leave almost as much as Jin wants to go home (except that actually... maybe... just possibly he doesn't)
    Jin and Jimin may be a match made in hell, but when it comes to demons, that might just be a good thing.

    Language:
    English
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    10,772
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    503
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    Mello remembers his favorite memory of L.

     

    *I posted an incomplete version of this work by accident earlier, by the name of "The Queen of Pop" This is the real work.

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    A collection of more or less cracky conversations in image/.gif format. Drabbles and ficlets included in Ch. 1 and 2.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Roderigo being Roderigo...at Iago's and Emilia's wedding.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    In which Fëanor lingers on as a disembodied spirit only Elrond and his family can see.

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    I think we deserve
    a soft epilogue, my love.
    We are good people
    and we’ve suffered enough.
    - Seventy Years of Sleep

     

     

    Or, Emperor Armitage Hux and his Consort are disgustingly in love, Kylo Ren has a nude sleepwalking problem, and everyone just kind of deals with that.

    Poe Dameron is tired of war, and somehow ends up having his hair braided by the guy who brutally ripped his mind open that one time.

    (The war has left everyone strangely hollow, and they all handle it differently.)
     

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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    What if Derek Hale was Scott's broody best friend and Stiles was the snarky Stilinski kid whose family died in a fire not too long ago?
    What if Scott was never bitten and Derek was a turned wolf?

    Let's just say Season One is not the same....

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    32
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    230
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    Nothing says 'bonding' like getting drunk and reliving each other's traumatic pasts.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    "I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Jason received a talk from a five-year-old little girl who was raised by a single parent and just wanted her father to be happy.

    “We need to talk about you and daddy. I think you should do something, Jay.”

    “Sure, what do you want me to do.”

    “I want you to…I think you should ask daddy out. On a date. And you should kiss him. And you should--And you two should made babies.”

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Keith makes Shiro promise to never leave again by taking drastic measures.

    Lance plays an unwitting role. Pidge watches in disbelief. Hunk is scared for Keith.

    Allura and Coran are confused.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    270
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    Hizashi only ever seems to date shady characters. Everyone’s had quite enough of that, and try to Proactively Prevent Disasters.

    It doesn’t quite go as planned.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    796
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    Okay, now Seokjin was more than eighty percent sure there was something in his food. Otherwise, how would he explain this crossover between an acid trip and A Christmas Carol—fucking magic? Ha.

    (title from “come back home” by bts)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    878
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    When you drop into a new school for the first time in your life, you won´t have to deal with a bunch of strangers talking about how nice your ass looks.

     

    At least if you´re not Park Jimin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    3246

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