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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    45/?
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    Hyukjae received too much love.

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    Kylo Ren has a problem. He's 30 years old with a body and dick to die for (shame about the face and ears), armed with a keen understanding of women garnered from Cosmo, GQ, and any advice column he can get his hands on. In his fantasies he's the greatest lover of women since...ever. Too bad he's an awkward virgin.

    Rey has a problem too. Condemned to spend her last summer before college with her grandparents in boring suburbia, she's looking for something (or someone) to do. Her grandparents' next door neighbor Kylo Ren might just be it. He won't know what hit him...

    (An RP fic between the authors.)

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    7/?
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    282
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    49
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    Yagi is looking out for Inko's, his friend, son while she goes to retrieve her husband from America. Before she leaves the whole neighborhood has a little party and they set up a "Dadbook" page so he can get to know the neighbors better. Will any of these friendships bloom into something else?

    (I want this to be a bit interactive so please leave a comment about who you want to see Yagi date~)

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    16,838
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    28
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    57
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    9
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    1094
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    Clifford DeVoe ran the numbers, examined the scenarios, weighed each possible outcome until he was satisfied and assured of victory.

    Cats don't care about probability.

    Iris West-Allen watches the trial unfold, trying to believe in the impossible, and the impossible appears.

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    There are moments so artistically perfect that time seems to stop, and one of them is the moment where Will Graham drops to the ground, the dark spray of his blood describing a perfect parabola in the air. There is so much beauty in the scene that it gives Hannibal pause: the perfect clarity of the sky, the reaching fingers of the tree branches, the slow arc of Will’s body as he falls.
    It is a scene completely unbalanced by the neon ugliness of the Rangers.

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    8/?
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    44
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    55
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    15
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    961
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    “What the fuck?” Steve curls into himself, hands coming up to clutch at his chest, feeling wet and hot and sticky.

    Woah,” Bucky gasps, eyes round as he stares down at his fingers. “Is this… Is this milk?”

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    10
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    100
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    20
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    Kay and Jay have to go undercover. As drag queens.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Prompto Argentum is the reincarnation of the pretty soldier in a sailor suit, Sailor Moon!

    A crackfic AU.

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    2/?
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    6
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    10
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    2
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    It's Giovanni's last year of high school, and he's bored as fuck. Like, the kind of bored where you kind of want to kill someone just because wouldn't that be interesting? Seriously, who the fuck decided to cram teenagers in a room for like an hour and a half every day and talk about how the precise angle of shakespeare's fucking dick? Anyways. He's bored, and has like three friends, so he decides, hey, i'll start a club! It ends up being simultaneously the best and worst decision of his life.

    Also, he falls fuck deep in love with one of his club members, so that's certainly an important detail.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    13
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    Boey claims that flour tastes good. Mae thinks he's bluffing.

    Obviously, the logical solution is to switch bodies. That way, Mae can taste the flour with Boey's taste buds.

    Really, what could go wrong?

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    Chapters:
    3/4
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    32
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    34
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    3
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    Lu Han is finally meeting Minseok's parents instead of going to China for a weekend for promotions with EXO-M, and things are going great. Until Minseok's Dad gets home.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    1
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    Sam and Dean are dead. Castiel arrives just a bit too late to save their lives but is able to save the Winchesters souls. Even as souls, they recognize Castiel's grace and remember who they are. They latch onto him and manage to escape the reapers, but are now on the run. What can two glowing smoky souls and one half powered angel do against all the reapers hell bent on throwing the Winchesters into the void?

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    91
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    14
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    A new menace haunts the Blackwood hills. At the height of the Albertan summer, it's up Damon and Chris to work together and save the day. Sun's out, guns out, brah!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Rey fills herself up with an excessive amount of thala-siren milk.

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    Darth Malgus manages to trip onto Satele Shan’s lightsaber in the Battle of Alderaan.
    That has more far reaching consequences than anyone accounted for.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    28
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    Bts watch the evidence of their previous adventures and try to understand what actually happened.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    22
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    315
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    Illyrio invites Viserys over for his birthday. Rowdy crack based off of the Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thones.

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    214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Part 2 of the nightmarish drunken crack of bts

    Things get serious:
    -Jungkook does a lap dance
    -Namjoon does an interpretive dance
    -Yoongi does body shots
    -Hoseok sings expensive girl

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    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    2
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    Izuku is Quirkless and has been ostracized by his peers and society. His dreams are seemingly crushed by the revelation - how can he be a hero like All Might? His questions are answered when he makes a desperate wish on the night of his 5th birthday. Granted with a mysterious "Quirk" and a new friend, Izuku learns that great power comes with great responsibility - and that his stomach's a black hole. Follow Izuku as he discovers the secrets of his planet, new allies, and enemies he never could have thought of. Updates Saturdays.

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    English
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    8,459
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    824

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