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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    ( a small collection of wtnv quotes/proverbs )

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    Hux is stalking toward his new lieutenant like she’s about to be his next kill, and all she can think is--"the arms go in the sleeves, General. Do you know how coats work?"

    Or, how Captain Phasma falls in love, and who she falls in love with.

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    16/?
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    Yaoi. Crack. Fluff. Smut. Hot yaoi crack. Sequel to Acorns and Oak Trees. You don't need to read the first one but it is recommended.

    After Gai and Kakashi have hot, awkward sex, they head back home to up the game. Kakashi is a switch and loves being dominant. Gai is willing to try anything once, twice if he liked it, which he did.

    Now that they have established trust in their sexual relationship, Kakashi is falling in love with his submissive brat. He really wants to break Gai of toping from the bottom but not too soon as it's too much fun breaking him in.

    Hot sex and hilarity and ensues as they try to break eachother, mentally and physically.

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    2/5
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    3
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    7
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    Or-a musical-length filk based entirely on incredibly, incredibly bad ideas.

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    3/22
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    1
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    From his ex-boyfriend's car repair shop in Brooklyn over to a billionaire's posh estate in Gotham City, Tony Stark had never assumed his life would take such a 180° turn. Then again, neither had Bruce Wayne and his boys.

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    11
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    (Or Robb Stark is essentially a toddler and somehow it has fallen on Cat and Jon to babysit him)

    Jon and Catelyn find themselves having to work together when Robb develops a worrying habit but things might not be all they seem.

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    Edward enters the Far West, searching for new forms of alchemy. In the red dustbowl of the western lands, he meets with a man that many claims can perform miracles. Don Paco offers Edward the possibility of restoring his Gate of Truth and thus restoring his ability to use alchemy. Little did Edward know that this “Miracle Man” had an agenda of his own.

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    5
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    1
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    Team Captain America were not the only ones to escape the Raft. Due to the results of their actions, Tony Stark is now dead and he's coping surprisingly well as a ghost. Aside from when he isn't.

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    39
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    29
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    A. HAM:
    look all im saying is
    trump can SHOVE his million dollars and his anti-immigration stance up his crusty ass
    if it wasnt for me he wouldnt even HAVE those million dollars

    KAREN:
    oh my god, did you fight him???
    ALEXANDER.

    or: Alexander Hamilton gets a life, gets a job, and, along with Karen Page, gets a clue about Matt Murdock's secret night-life. feat: everything else that happens in between.

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    42,794
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    22/?
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    739
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    1443
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    Regris has had his share of dark memories. So has Keith. Who thought they could both share common interests?
    Introducing this awful crack ship written at 12 in the morning by a sleep-deprived student. Enjoy.

    THIS IS MULTICHAPTER

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    1/?
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    While investigating the murder of a plastic surgeon with numerous enemies, an accident at the lab leaves Sweets with no memories of any of them...or of his own life past the age of twelve.

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    10
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    2
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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
    ~
    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
    ~
    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    Ben has some good news to tell Richie. And Richie is happy for him! But they both get a little too enthusiastic.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    1
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    During their eighth year, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have an argument. No surprise there.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    1
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    Coming across the Mirror of Erised, Harry Potter and his best friend Ron share nothing less than a truly magical moment together.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    1/1
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    Take a cruise to spy on the Empire? Sure, that's basically a vacation for Cor. Except it's a couples cruise, and he hadn't planned for Dino Ghiranze. Or to abruptly leave the ship with a young child and an Empire defector in tow.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
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    28
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    4
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    The gang goes down to the sewers to rescue Bev from Pennywise. It's a gross place. Richie doesn't exactly help.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Savitar schemes, Barry gets jealous, then Savitar gets mad and Len is just fucking amused (oh and yea he also kinda got kidnapped along the way)

     

    WARNING:
    Crack. Just plain crack (Ok maybe some parts of this is actually quite serious but still idkl why i thought this was a good idea). I wrote this with my eyes half closed. At 4am. Figured I might as well just post it. I mean why the heck not. [Takes place during Infantiano Street]

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    2
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    3
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    2
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    A collection of tiny fics about Dr. Bowman and HAL 9000

    (Do not think for a second that I am not ashamed of this)

    Language:
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    12,316
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    186

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