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    So. This is going to be a collection of one shots, each one based around a randomly chosen relationship. Lets see how weird this can get...
    Read at your own risk.

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    The Corsair shows up, for a limited time in the Doctor's life... but she is only interested in the TARDIS.

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    Don’t judge Erwin. He is not as scary as everyone thinks. Well, unless you mess with his One True Love.

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    Jar Jar Binks is on a roll, no self control. And he is quite serious about it. Loosely inspired by 30 H's, but then taking its own twist. Everything you see here, including things such as unnecessary dialogue tags IS COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL. Pollo Dorks, the poor soul chronicling this is a reporter for Otoh Gunga Daily.

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    “Oh, do you?” she asked, voice slipping just a tone lower into something that skirted the edge of suggestive. The woman’s finger traced the edge of her own coffee cup as she added, green eyes pinning Laura to the booth, “And why is that?”

    Pulled by the invisible grip of sudden, unexpected intensity, Laura leaned forward, elbows braced casually against the table. “If you need to ask, then you’ll never understand,” she replied, words flirting with the line between taunting and teasing.

    The woman laughed, breaking the tension even as her eyes stayed bright with a dark variation on amusement. "I like you.” Sticking out her hand, she introduced herself, "Kate."

    Taking the proffered hand, she replied with a smile of her own, "Laura."

    (AKA: How my 500-word crack-drabble became my 25+k OTP fic…Seriously, they've taken over my head cannon. Someone call for backup.)

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    Rex wouldn't have noticed if not for the steel in his eyes.

    (Biowulf is human and he's not taking it well)

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    Dark Pit and Lucas' favorite place to shop was Hot Topic. It was their home, their scared place and even more, the place where they hooked up. However, what happens when an evil green dinosaur by the name of Yoshi takes over the mall goth paradise and changes it to sell pop culture items?! Will they reunite all the edgy goths to rise against Yoshi and his evil prep cronies or forever be doomed to join the pressures of society. Join Dark Pit the leader and his krew as they fight through many different obstacles to restore Hot Topic back to its original state.

    NOW OFFICIALLY ON THE SMASH BROS TVTROPES PAGE! What's next for these mall goths? MSKs, more fanclubs, an animated series, livereadings, live readings with voice acting!? Their own individual TVTropes page? Who knows.

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    As one exasperated officer once said, "The war don't matter a fig. Falling in love is the real battle here." Featuring exercises in nonrestraint, unholy conduct and potatoes.

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    "What if they steal all our fans?" Leo's sad smile contrasts Cris' evil genius one.

    "Don't worry they won't." Cris is surprised at how confident - and crazy - he sounds.

    "But what if-"

    "Don't worry. We'll take care of them before anything of that sort happens. Ha! Those bastards won't even know what hit 'em." Cris laughs maniacally. Leo inches away from him.

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    Beauty pageants in Ancient Egypt?

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    Dean meets Cole again during another hunt, and he finds out what Cole plans on doing to get more information.

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    Mabel and Dipper are turning 18, and they aren't the only ones observing the event. All the way from a suburb entirely east of weird (aka Gravity Falls itself), some nostalgic characters are making a rather unexpected debut. Chapter Four puts focus on Grenda, Thompson and Pacifica.

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    When Lisanna runs into the guild bloody and without her brother the whole guild goes into a frenzy. Elfman has been captured and he may not be the only one. Makaraov recieves a letter that several other mages have been captured and the guilds decide to form a team to beat the dark guild who took their mages! Will the group be strong enough or will the villian win this time?

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    In which Farcy is a thing and everything is different.

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    An AU wherein Dad Crocker's biological mother is the nyotalia version of Prussia. Because that would make about as much sense as anything that canonically happens in Homestuck

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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    ''you pleasure all of the heavens'' ''is she calling me heavens designated whore?''

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    They were two completely different people. One was a struggling singer, trying to get onto a stage and the other was a painter, his art getting nowhere, but his bare apartment. They were both university students attending the same school. Their story started when she stepped outside and he was spray painting wings on the brick walls of the empty alleyway.

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    Ike a pedophile? Who would say such a preposterous thing? Lovemaking with a Bucculus? What is the world coming to?

    Join me on a cracktastic adventure to where the sun don't shine. My first crackfic, so be nice.

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    Chapters:
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