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    Victor von Doom was dead. No, actually it was worse fate than death. He had saved the world and paid with his life, technically. To make sure the world stayed this way, he was stuck in the body of Franklin Richards, pretending to be the teenage son of his worst enemy while working secretly with Dr Strange to undo the damages to the fabric of reality.

    He nobly suffered family therapy, poisonous tv dinners, the humiliation of having a body too weak for even one chin-up - he, who had once killed lion with his bare hands - and the hordes of unrespectful teenage girls who loved "19th century evening wear of gothic statesman". Only light in these dark days were rare occasions he managed to meet his wife in Tony Stark's cleaning cupboard.

    The moment of his triumph would better be worth it.

    AU. The last part of trilogy.

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    Hey dalies, hey mentlegen, do you like crack couples? Do you like porn of questionnable quatlity? With almost no plotline (Professor, I would do anyyyything to pass.... *wink*)?

    Well face it Tiger... You just hit the jackpot!

    (Gotta put more couple in the tags once they are uploaded :P )

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    When Agent Maria Hill was undercover as TV News Reporter Robin Scherbatsky, she met someone who was legen-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant-dary. Just a spoof story. (The fact that I need to explain that concerns me.) Taking prompts for chapters. See rules at the end of chapter 1.

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    It's in paradise, and Thomas is depressed. He writes to Newt, until he doesn't.

    (Tumblr inspired- it's a lot better then the summary.)

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    1/1
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    Alexia wonders about something she sees.

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    Fred Weasley could be in the Great Hall, dancing to the Weird Sisters and kissing his awesome date Angelina Johnson. Instead, he's in the Gryffindor tower room with a bottle of fire whiskey and a somewhat depressed Irish boy. Obviously, nothing could go wrong. Oneshot.

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    Reid has some unwanted attention in the form of Lucinda. He turns to Luke for guidance and Luke isn't much help.

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    He figured there was a first time for everything.

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    Newt and Thomas discuss Gally and Frypan's "special blend", life in the Glade, and trip balls over Shakespeare.

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    Misty and Gregory make love for the first time.

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    Apollo is trying to get some paperwork done, Maya is trying to seduce him.

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    The dumbass's heater broke down and now I feel bad so I need to go prevent him from freezing to double death. Stupid fish...

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    1/?
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    Crack!fic based on this post. This is based on me knowing like 2 spoilers and I don't really want to know anymore, but the idea was too good to pass up. :)

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    Crack-pairings for Haikyuu!

    You have been warned.

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    3/?
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    Alvin and Gaius end up witnessing Ludger's older brother getting it on with someone during a fractured dimension expedition. Gaius mistakes the act as an Elympios custom he had never heard about before and decides he wants to try it.

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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

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    The Gulchers miss Blood Gulch, Palomo doesn't want to shut up and Kimball has a fiancee?

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    Once upon a time, I wrote tons and tons of drabbles and poetry. I've probably lost quite a few of the drabbles, but here's the ones that I've retained, interspersed with some poems. Each chapter is a different drabble, drabble set, or poem; and each work in the series is a different fandom. Most of these are gen, but there will likely be various pairings (including m/m, f/f, and f/m) interspersed throughout.

    Also, beware the crossovers.

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    Lucy and Alzack have been living together for four years now living in the rough town of Hargeon. Alzack gets a job offer that he takes in Magnolia so the two move. Which actually brings him closer to his daughter. Natsu Lucy's childhood friend reconnects with her on Facebook and invites the two to stay with him and his girlfriend till they find a place. AU even though I'm having them wear their year X791 clothing. Some characters may be OOC only due to their characters basically being the others soul mate.

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    Who would you root for if some of your favorite pairings were racing for a million dollars?

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    2/?
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    10
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    15
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    6
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