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    Steve's Ma always used to say that God wouldn't pair up an angel and a devil.

    It's possible that Steve's Ma might have been wrong.

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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Once upon a time, I wrote tons and tons of drabbles and poetry. I've probably lost quite a few of the drabbles, but here's the ones that I've retained, interspersed with some poems. Each chapter is a different drabble, drabble set, or poem; and each work in the series is a different fandom. Most of these are gen, but there will likely be various pairings (including m/m, f/f, and f/m) interspersed throughout.

    Also, beware the crossovers.

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    Un miagolio stranamente simile ad una risata si aggiunse al chiasso e i due bambini si voltarono a guardare Kirara, seduta a gambe incrociate su un masso in riva al laghetto, in un'ottima posizione per godersi l'intera scena. In quel momento si copriva la bocca con una manina, ma gli occhi chiusi e i piccoli sussulti delle sue spalle la smascheravano: non fu una sorpresa quando rivelò un sorriso divertito e allo stesso tempo dolcissimo, che indirizzò in particolar modo a Kohaku. Lo guardò negli occhi senza cambiare espressione e fece guizzare le sue due code, così lunghe da far capolino dietro alla sua testa.
    Cinque brevi incursioni nella vita di una sterminatrice di demoni e della sua compagna più vicina, dall'infanzia alle prove più dure – ma sempre con tanta, tanta dolcezza.

    [Seconda classificata al contest L'estate e i suoi attimi fugaci indetto da Mokochan sul forum di Efp, vincitrice del Premio Miglior (Crack) Pairing e del Premio Macedonia con il quinto capitolo]

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    Italiano
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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

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    5/?
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    Yumichika contemplates his sudden infatuation with a certain blond Visored.

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    This is a collaboration of stories centered around Cybertron's hottest new bordello, Inamorato, owned and operated by the Madams Arcee and Strika. It is set post TFA Season 3, where Autobots and Decepticons have signed a peace treaty and are finding new and inventive ways to coexist.

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    42/?
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    Football is the beat of his heart and the ache in his legs.

    Running at the break of dawn gives off a similar feeling, but it’s different. Football reduces the world into a perfect white sphere. Running reduces the world to the burn in his lungs.

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    The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play, or they don’t. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand…I’m kinda screwed. There comes a moment when it’s more than just a game. I could quit but here’s the thing, I love the playing field.- Eren Jeager.

    Or the one where Eren becomes a new medical intern at Shiganshina Rose Hospital, and finds drama in working under the wing of his One Night Stand: Levi Ackerman. But, how much drama can being a surgeon really cause? aka It's Grey's Anatomy.

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    Having been at war for five years, the people of Queen Serenity's and King Vegeta's kingdoms have come to a stalemate. Princess Serenity is demanded as part of the peace agreement, but fearing for her daughter's safety and happiness, Serenity makes Vegeta an offer he can't refuse...

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    3/?
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    Rescued by a lonely Sailor Cosmos from 100 years of captivity, Vegeta is not only a silent shell of himself, but little more than a suspicious, distrustful animal... with good reason.

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    When Agent Maria Hill was undercover as TV News Reporter Robin Scherbatsky, she met someone who was legen-wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant-dary. Just a spoof story. (The fact that I need to explain that concerns me.) Taking prompts for chapters. See rules at the end of chapter 1.

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    “Well, you see, Ibuki’s not really sure how to put it into words, but– ”

    The Millennium Eye glints once more in the light of the chandelier, and Pegasus goes first ivory, then absolutely crimson, his hands trembling as he sinks back into his own chair.

    (Ibuki x Pegasus crackship, go, go, go!)

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    In which Yamaguchi makes Tsukishima feel very poetic and the feeling flows both ways, or maybe it doesn't.

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    Teen Wolf AU in Which:

    Stiles & Derek go on a first date and it's revealed that Stiles is one of Derek's favorite SPN fanfic authors! Sounds great, right? *smh* these dummies...

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    Stiles wasn’t fooled. There was no way this guy was not only into Supernatural, but also read the fic AND was a fan of Stiles’? Fuck that, there had to be an angle and Stiles was going to find it.

    “Fave villain?” This hunky adonis would probably choose something antihero-ish like Benny or infuriatingly cliché like Dick Roman.

    “The Ghostfacers.” Stiles looks at Derek suspiciously.

    “What? They weren’t villains.” Derek shrugs and gives him an all-knowing grin.

    “Hell yeah they were! One guy summoned a thin man just because his partner was getting a girlfriend and they got that cute cameraman killed. They’re the ultimate villains.” Stiles clears his throat and swallows as he covertly readjusts himself.

    “That was fucking brilliant.” Derek’s gorgeous smile twinkles into Stiles’ heart. Shit, Stiles was in trouble.

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    Ryuk finds Light interesting…

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    Having traveled with the vestal, Tiz was no stranger to being hunted. But this was different. The stakes were higher, he didn't have his friends to back him up, and he was the target.

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    The law of the jungle was a simple one: eat or be eaten. Simple, easy to follow. But often in the jungle, there are cougars. And cougars are well-known for eating monkeys.

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    Jun has always secretly loved his elder brother. Now his secret has been found out.

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    SEQUEL TO BLIND MAN'S GAMBIT

    Tenten can't seem to trust men. And what's with this guy that seems to obsess about her for no reason?

    Shisui can't understand why he needs her so badly... just that he does.

    And there's something in the shadows of her eyes that suggests that there are secrets she'd rather not share.

    (How to take the most cracked out pairing and make them perfect for each other). Shisui deserves to be happy and Tenten deserves to be important. I'll be surprised if you don't fall for this pairing like I did when I wrote them... for these two characters promptly yanked any idea of a plot out of my hands, flipped me the bird, and shut the bedroom door. O_O I guess that's what happens when you take a snarky, obsessive, unloved and cheeky Uchiha and dangle a battle-bred kunoichi who would tear his balls off in front of his face.

    Oh well. Enjoy!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    7
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