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    Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.

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    SEQUEL TO BLIND MAN'S GAMBIT

    Tenten can't seem to trust men. And what's with this guy that seems to obsess about her for no reason?

    Shisui can't understand why he needs her so badly... just that he does.

    And there's something in the shadows of her eyes that suggests that there are secrets she'd rather not share.

    (How to take the most cracked out pairing and make them perfect for each other). Shisui deserves to be happy and Tenten deserves to be important. I'll be surprised if you don't fall for this pairing like I did when I wrote them... for these two characters promptly yanked any idea of a plot out of my hands, flipped me the bird, and shut the bedroom door. O_O I guess that's what happens when you take a snarky, obsessive, unloved and cheeky Uchiha and dangle a battle-bred kunoichi who would tear his balls off in front of his face.

    Oh well. Enjoy!

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    It starts when Emma decides to move into the mansion with Regina and Henry. Zelena is out on parole and looking for a place to stay, and Hook decides that now would be a prime opportunity to look into purchasing real estate.

    As it just so happens – and, of course, it’s entirely coincidental – that there are two vacancies that quickly open up on Mifflin Street.

    A story about my two favourite creepers and their special love. Wicked Wanker, with background Swan Queen. Crack.

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    Un miagolio stranamente simile ad una risata si aggiunse al chiasso e i due bambini si voltarono a guardare Kirara, seduta a gambe incrociate su un masso in riva al laghetto, in un'ottima posizione per godersi l'intera scena. In quel momento si copriva la bocca con una manina, ma gli occhi chiusi e i piccoli sussulti delle sue spalle la smascheravano: non fu una sorpresa quando rivelò un sorriso divertito e allo stesso tempo dolcissimo, che indirizzò in particolar modo a Kohaku. Lo guardò negli occhi senza cambiare espressione e fece guizzare le sue due code, così lunghe da far capolino dietro alla sua testa.
    Cinque brevi incursioni nella vita di una sterminatrice di demoni e della sua compagna più vicina, dall'infanzia alle prove più dure – ma sempre con tanta, tanta dolcezza.

    [Scritta per il contest L'estate e i suoi attimi fugaci indetto da Mokochan sul forum di Efp]

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    Chase is unable to comprehend where this emotional reaction is coming from. Dani is just confused. Heatwave would sooner give up rescue missions than confess. Kade pretends not to care. Hilarity ensues.

    NOTICE: The first fourteen chapters take place pre-Changes, but chapters fifteen and on will take place after that episode. Major canon divergence starting chapter twenty-two.

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    *hangs head* More PWKM, written September 26, 2008.

    Prompt was for jailbait Trucy anal. So...I went with Mr. Hat.

    Yep...

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    This is a collaboration of stories centered around Cybertron's hottest new bordello, Inamorato, owned and operated by the Madams Arcee and Strika. It is set post TFA Season 3, where Autobots and Decepticons have signed a peace treaty and are finding new and inventive ways to coexist.

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    41/?
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    The boy was insolent at first. Then he was petulant. Now he is agreeable.

    Oberyn is extremely proud of his work.

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    Rescued by a lonely Sailor Cosmos from 100 years of captivity, Vegeta is not only a silent shell of himself, but little more than a suspicious, distrustful animal... with good reason.

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    Ryuk finds Light interesting…

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    What if the hate between Cao Cao and Ma Chao was for reasons unknown to their comrades, reasons that would condem them both if they were known? What if the death of Chao's father was meant to happen for a hidden reason? What if all this conflict between the Ma and Cao family was a misunderstanding between all but two members of the conflict?

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    Laxus drugs Gajeel one night at the Guild. Smut ensues. Rated for a reason. Laxeel.

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    Tywin decided that he was going to keep his cell phone off during his meetings from now on.

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    Mistral's grown fond of VR training, even during the lull in missions. One particular session takes her breath away.

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    Who would you root for if some of your favorite pairings were racing for a million dollars?

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    Really, Sai has always been just as smart as he is.

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    Seigaku's regulars are wondering whether their youngest member have ever interested in dating someone. Well, they'd see how wrong they are! "Mada mada dane, senpai-tachi"

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    Once upon a time, I wrote tons and tons of drabbles and poetry. I've probably lost quite a few of the drabbles, but here's the ones that I've retained, interspersed with some poems. Each chapter is a different drabble, drabble set, or poem; and each work in the series is a different fandom. Most of these are gen, but there will likely be various pairings (including m/m, f/f, and f/m) interspersed throughout.

    Also, beware the crossovers.

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    “So,” the word was dragged, almost sung as the man crossed his legs at the knees exuding confidence and authority over Taiga, “What should I call you?” one fine-looking index finger tapped the protruding muscles on his abdomen. “Big, hot, gorgeous male?”

    “Male would do,” he humoured, “But I’m not stopping you from speaking with more adjectives.” Taiga grinned, wondering what course of action he should take from here. There had been escape options detailed in the briefing, but he might have not paid much attention to the ones that described his current predicament, and honestly, from where he lay being subjugated to finger torture, was not that bad. In all actuality, if he was not let out of his cuffs at least once, Aomine would be required to show his face, preferably on the other side of the cell with its door open, dangling a set of keys to his cuffs and a vicious smirk on his face.

    Or an AU wherein Kise is… or rather wherein Aomine and Kagami are Agents pending a promotion that looks to be never happening, and a criminal organisation that…just doesn’t exist.

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