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Thor High School AU by luciferslegions
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Norse Mythology
31 May 2012
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Based on norsekink prompt:
LET'S GET TYPICAL because I have a secret kink for high school drama AUs.
The usual cliche, Loki's unpopular and disliked for being thin and odd and tricky, but he's intelligent and sweet to babies and children and such (we can even put in his most 'embarrassing' secret as wanting to have kids or something) and Thor is the jock who probably screws him over royally before realizing how huge of a jerk he's being (either without meaning it or regretting it) and going through very teenager-y lengths to make Loki feel better and to get the guy to forgive him.
MAKE IT CLICHE. INCLUDE SCHOOL DANCES AND BULLYING AND THE USUAL DRAMA, PUT IN AS MANY OTHER MARVEL CHARACTERS AS YOU WANT, JUST PLEASE <3
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The cracks begin to show by sternflammenden
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 May 2012
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Barbrey thinks that there's more to Alayne Stone than Petyr lets on.
Birthday present for Marquise.
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Oz/Sons of Anarchy crossover. Jax Teller has been spending too much time with Deputy Hale lately, leaving Opie a little jealous. But soon enough, Opie finds himself distracted by the newcomer, Jaz Hoyt, fresh out of prison and looking for a place to set up roots. Jaz has his eyes set on Opie and he doesn't want to take no for an answer. Jax/Hale & Opie/Jaz.
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In his spare time, Tarrlok makes horrible vanity movies about himself and his heroic (and sometimes romantic) exploits. One night he invites Korra over to his estate for a private screening of his greatest films, hoping to earn himself a dedicated fan of his works (of which he has none). Decidedly unimpressed with his cinematic abominations, the Avatar has her mind on other things as she desperately searches for a distraction from the bad writing and even worse acting. Don't try to take this fic too seriously, you'll end up hurting yourself if you do. Enjoy with a bucket of stale popcorn and some flat, lukewarm soda for the full dollar theater experience.
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An episode parody of Meridian
Yep, I parodied Meridian. So many people were writing such touching and sensitive fic that I just went totally the other way. I think it was Crack Fic before anyone called the CrackFic. Spoofs, parodies, silliness, over the top, and as many have told me, very funny.
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A series of crossover oneshots in which Bonnie encounters the likes of Loki, Jon Snow, Chris Redfield, Wolverine... Because, let's face it; the men of Mystic Falls just can't handle Bonnie.
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I Feel Like a Sofa by TeaAndFairyLights
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
25 May 2012
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Sherlock and John watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on Towel Day. [May 25th]
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- Part 3 of The Holiday Cycle
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Foreign Teas and Too Much Information (that isn't the right information) by Chaerring
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
23 May 2012
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Darcy manages S.H.I.E.L.D.'s official coffee and tea shop, wonders how in the world S.H.I.E.L.D ever keeps a secret, and has a crush on a man she's pretty sure is over a decade older than her.
Alternatively, Darcy attempts to woo Bruce Banner while the Hulk attempts to woo her.
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schrödinger’s cat by plathgirl for arosynose
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel (Movies)
23 May 2012
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“No, no, no! It’s dead and alive. I mean—parallel kitties? Well anyway, you don’t know until you open it and you can’t because there’s radiated stuff in there trying to kill the cat. I think. Oh my head,” Darcy groaned. “How does Bruce even deal with this kind of crap?”
“HULK WANT KITTY.”
“But quantum physics! You can’t because of quantum physics!”
“HULK SMASH QUANTUM PHYSICS.”
The box meowed plaintively.
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Darcy gets Bruce a birthday present.
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Aphrodite and The Internet by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
22 May 2012
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“He’s…it’s like he’s being brainwashed,” Clint said in a hushed whisper. “He’s just sitting there. And watching a cat fart rainbows.”
“Sometimes,” Darcy admitted, “I’m a little scared of how awesome I am.”
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Black Widow is assigned a personal assistant. Her name? Darcy Lewis.
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access denied by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
22 May 2012
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“Hello. You have reached the number for the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Please listen carefully to the following options for further directions. If you would like to reach the press representatives, press 1. To schedule an appointment with an agent, or with—“
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Darcy tries to call Coulson, winds up calling Tony Stark instead and ends up talking to someone she knows she's met before.
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Crack fic based on this kink meme prompt = http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/8074.html?thread=17378442#t17378442
Charles and Erik break up but still meet at their favorite coffee shop and manage a completely friendly relationship. The kids who work the coffee shop don't understand it, Charles' overprotective twin brother doesn't understand it, and even Charles doesn't understand it. Then, Erik shows up with a new date, someone who seems to be everything that Charles is not.
How will the Professor handle the surprising heartbreak that comes seeing Erik with someone else?
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the end is nigh by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
20 May 2012
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“Well, shit,” Darcy said, staring at an incoming alien flying motorcycle. “I guess this means that I won’t be graduating college.”
“Do you think, you know, we should start running?” the old man asked casually, as the black hole threw up a giant mecha sea turtle.
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The Hulk saves Darcy Lewis during the Chitauri alien invasion.Series
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no pain, no gain by plathgirl
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
20 May 2012
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SHIELD YOGA: Come and cleanse your body of its impurities and strengthen your body while bringing peace to the mind. Classes starting soon!
Instructor: Nick Fury
Bruce Banner decides to practice yoga in order to control his anger. It goes about as well as expected.
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It's For Science by celestialintent for discreetmath
Supernatural RPF, Teen Wolf (TV) RPF
20 May 2012
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Jensen Ackles is a high school principle in search of a much needed distraction. Its too bad that his distraction comes in the form of one of his students... Or is it?
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A collection of short fics about the wonderful crack pairing of Prince Zuko and Lieutenant Jee, and all that it implies: music night, sparring, alcohol, supply-closet makeouts, uncomfortable age differences, and questionable professionalism.
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WV had always been the odd type. There was really no other way of putting it. This had some unfortunate if not disastrous effect on his interpersonal skills.
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Darcy thinks that, as Bruce Banner's girlfriend, she should get a front-row seat to see the Other Guy at least once. Bruce doesn't like that idea.
(Also, she wants a catsuit. But Bruce is a little bit more okay with that one.)
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Worshiping the Trickster by Talulabelle
Star Wars - All Media Types, Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012)
16 May 2012
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Loki was silent for a long while, then he smiled. It was one of those lazy sort of smiles, the kind that slowly dragged out across his lips. It was also incredibly sexy, if you liked your sexy with a hint of danger to it.
Loki is broken after the destruction of the bifrost. Jaina is broken after the events of the Dark Nest crisis. When Loki finds himself in a galaxy far, far away it's only natural for them to try to piece their fractured lives together.
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Prompt: Barbrey/Petyr, we'll settle for each other and the ghosts inbetween us
Written for the asoiafkinkmeme on LiveJournal
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