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...une nouvelle bonne raison pour Rayman de sauver le monde, pour revenir ensuite dans la forêt ?
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Tony isn't exactly Pygmalion, but damn if Steve isn't the perfect Galatea.
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Written for this prompt:
http://1stclass-kink.livejournal.com/8846.html?thread=18358926#t18358926
What REALLY happened on that beach.
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Occupational Hazards by Tabithian
Batman (Comics), DCU - Comicverse, DCU, Red Robin (Comics), Nightwing (Comic)
31 May 2012
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Dick is the kind of person who taunts criminally minded magic users.
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- 959
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- 2/?
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Thor High School AU by luciferslegions
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Norse Mythology
31 May 2012
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Based on norsekink prompt:
LET'S GET TYPICAL because I have a secret kink for high school drama AUs.
The usual cliche, Loki's unpopular and disliked for being thin and odd and tricky, but he's intelligent and sweet to babies and children and such (we can even put in his most 'embarrassing' secret as wanting to have kids or something) and Thor is the jock who probably screws him over royally before realizing how huge of a jerk he's being (either without meaning it or regretting it) and going through very teenager-y lengths to make Loki feel better and to get the guy to forgive him.
MAKE IT CLICHE. INCLUDE SCHOOL DANCES AND BULLYING AND THE USUAL DRAMA, PUT IN AS MANY OTHER MARVEL CHARACTERS AS YOU WANT, JUST PLEASE <3
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Charles takes one look at him and then runs screaming in the opposite direction.
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- Part 2 of Space Oddity
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The cracks begin to show by sternflammenden
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 May 2012
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Barbrey thinks that there's more to Alayne Stone than Petyr lets on.
Birthday present for Marquise.
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Minutes from the Meeting by baconnegg
The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms, Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
31 May 2012
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Tony is drunk, Pepper is a BAMF, freedom is eagles.
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It's an undisputed title, Tony thinks, but all these people praying to him are getting in the way - he's busy trying to seduce Pepper right now.
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A sex tape of Tony's surfaces. What's funny isn't that he's done porn. The funny part is everyone else has too.
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Oz/Sons of Anarchy crossover. Jax Teller has been spending too much time with Deputy Hale lately, leaving Opie a little jealous. But soon enough, Opie finds himself distracted by the newcomer, Jaz Hoyt, fresh out of prison and looking for a place to set up roots. Jaz has his eyes set on Opie and he doesn't want to take no for an answer. Jax/Hale & Opie/Jaz.
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The Bunny Adventures by DesperatePeaceOfSecrets
Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Thor (Comics), X-Men: First Class (2011), Red Skull (Marvel), Captain America (Comics), Captain America (2011)
30 May 2012
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So, Amora the Enchantress, Johann Schmidt and Charles Xavier all got bunny rabbits. Amora's was named Halvis, which means 'Weapon of the Goddess', Schmidt's was called Johann and Charles' was called Mr Tumnus. The bunnies have taken on aspects of their owners, particularly Johann, whom Schmidt injected with the last remaining super-serum, in order to make him a super bunny. It has rendered him stronger than normal rabbits, and he has huge, Dumbo-like ears.
All three bunnies are at a playdate in Amora's home when things start to turn interesting, taking the three furry friends on an epic adventure.
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Cute political scientist finds Norse god in her apartment. What's a girl to do but taser him? (romance kept at a minimum to leave room for insanity)
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In his spare time, Tarrlok makes horrible vanity movies about himself and his heroic (and sometimes romantic) exploits. One night he invites Korra over to his estate for a private screening of his greatest films, hoping to earn himself a dedicated fan of his works (of which he has none). Decidedly unimpressed with his cinematic abominations, the Avatar has her mind on other things as she desperately searches for a distraction from the bad writing and even worse acting. Don't try to take this fic too seriously, you'll end up hurting yourself if you do. Enjoy with a bucket of stale popcorn and some flat, lukewarm soda for the full dollar theater experience.
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Steven Rogers and The Search For Freedom, written and illustrated by Clint Barton, age 32 by samalander
The Avengers (2012)
30 May 2012
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"Steve Rogers got a cat he named FREEDOM and when it got lost he made all the Avengers drop what they were doing and LOOK FOR FREEDOM so he wouldn’t make woobie faces at them."
A story told in pictures and weirdness. Crack. -
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When Gabriel goes home with Crowley he doesn't expect a farm yard.
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In which Tron meets his match, and Clu does not want help but gets it anyway.
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For the (genius) kink meme prompt:
When they are alone, Erik runs around naked ALL the time. He is naked when he's cooking dinner, he is naked while he's watching TV, he's naked... FILL IN OTHER SITUATIONS.
Charles doesn't want to be a prude, but it's freaking him out.
(Just archiving some old fills.)
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Claire Cannot Decide Between Ladd and Chane from the Events of the Flying Pussyfoot Alone by captainporridge
Baccano!
30 May 2012
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A slight tweak on one of the crack endings of the official DS game, where Ladd gets married to Claire.
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When the Atlantis expedition thought Rodney’s ego and people skills were bad enough, they hadn’t yet met their new doctor. Dr Catherine Spencer, a prodigy, proves to be a part-time pain in the neck and a full time liability – at first. She’s won John’s undying frustration and Rodney’s admiration while leaving everyone baffled as to why she was there in the first place. It will take nothing short of an encounter with the Wraith to make her understand what exactly she is meant to do. Meanwhile, Michael is cooking up a new weapon and things are starting to get all-round interesting in the Pegasus galaxy.
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