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    When Dean moves in with Lisa he finally finds a use for his milk.

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    An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

    This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.

    WARNING: This fic contains slurs that may be considered offensive. Proceed with caution.
    This shit is gonna' be extremely dubious and fucked up, as with all my work check the tags before proceeding further.

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    Ianto should have known the Rift retrieval was going too well…

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    Aliens invade Ohtori Academy.

    Student Council President Nanami is expected to deal with this problem, but she already has her hands full with Valentine's chocolates, among other things.

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    Written for prompt #113 of this list:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yev6oKJSKyvzOKqWI7mI_Fg4eH7IoDChZCo47Y7HJRs/edit?usp=sharing

    AU where Hannibal is the person who discovered cows produce milk but won't explain how

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    "If I come home and find blood all over those fine jeans of yours, I'll disinfect you. - I"
    A series of farming ficlets centred around the ladies' lives once they've retired to the cottage in Sussex.

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    Cows - johnlock

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    A bizarre fetish fanfic about cow girls and the man who makes them. Not for the faint of heart or easily squicked out. [smut, naruharem, uzumakicest, lactation, bodymod]

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    11/?
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    Hawke is in a little over her head.

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    Sherlock turns Mary into a human cow.

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    A love story. With plagues. (sorrynotsorry)

    A Prince of Egypt favid set to Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger.

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    “I can’t get it up!”
    “You’re not trying hard enough, push John.”
    “Sherlock!”
    “Move, John!”
    “Sherlock, it’s too big, it’s not going to fit.”
    “Don’t be ridiculous, of course it will fit.”

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    Bucky stabs a man in the neck.

    The cow moos.

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    When Rin swims to an island of giant naked robot things, what will happen when he meets a cute boy in a tragically abusive relationship???? R/R PLZ!!!!

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    Clark likes cows. Clark likes pie.

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    Get ready for the fabulously entertaining (and rather unfortunate, accident-filled) lives of Roman, Killeain and Darcy.
    Superstar children of the five idiots who took over the world via their army of 2+ year old girls.

    Starring an unfortunate worm, a herd of hungry cows, the stylish Larents, a Marvel hoodie and spraypaint.

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    'This is,' pants Cas, pushing tiredly at the cow, 'the stupidest goddamn idea you've ever roped me into, and I say that as someone who once played two rounds of absinthe beer pong with you. Two rounds, Dean. I couldn't walk straight for a week.'
    The cow moos disconsolately, as if in agreement. Dean, however, scoffs, and successfully urges their bovine companion up another two steps.
    'Quit being such a baby. You wanted a memorable senior prank, and this is –' the cow lurches forwards, leaving Dean to stumble and grab the handrail, '– OK, yeah, this is pretty fucking stupid. God.' He tips his head and looks up the gap in the centre of the stairwell. 'How many more flights again?'
    'Four,' says Cas, and gives the cow an absent pat. 'Well, four and a half. We're still in the mezzanine level.'

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    The Prince’s story reinterpreted via yet another highly allegorical setting. Draws inspiration from EP 16 and 34. Gives hints to what Akio did after Anthy left him. Seinenverse, but can standalone.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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