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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    118
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    2
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    In December of 1829, Combeferre goes home with Enjolras to Auvergne.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    347
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    The cows are due to arrive at Downton Abbey and Charles Blake is on hand to help settle them in. But the course of true animal husbandry never did run smooth. Now Christmas Special compliant and including the long-awaited Epilogue! More romantic than the summary might suggest... (Then again, whoever thought a scene involving dehydrated pigs would be hot?!)

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    6,398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    A collection of fairy tale AUs featuring the South Park characters.

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    51,760
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    972
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    Tony, Rick, Bruce and the cow on the roof of their school, senior year. Ah, memories.

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    203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    385
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    "Yeah, I'm the one speaking to you," the horse said (without moving its mouth. Okay.) "Err, seriously, what the heck even are you? Were-hairless, uh, Mexican dog?"

    Karkat snorted, and cautiously nose the rickety old chair closer to the stall so he could perch on it and peer cautiously over the wall.

    The horse nearly caught him in the muzzle with its wing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    907
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    A hastily made potion for Keine has additional consequences.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    240
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    You know Brokeback Mountain? Take away the plot and the "boy" part of "cowboy". Yeah. Add anal sex, stir and serve with a side of confusion.

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    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    424
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    This has probably been overdone, but not quite this way... at least I hope not, I haven't read any AU OOT stories..

    Link wakes up after the seven years locked away in the sacred realm. He's been feeling a bit overwhelmed by the task at hand and is taking his sweet time. Much to the irritation and frustration of the shadow ninja that's guiding him along. What secrets do they hide?

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    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    "So...is this your idea of a romantic evening? Because if it is, I've totally been the victim of false advertising."

    Series
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    3,720
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1671
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    In which all the Sherlock characters are cows. We were driving along a meadow where all the cows were huddled together under one tree (it was very hot), and one cow was standing alone in the shadow of another tree. And suddenly this just happened.

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    1,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    356
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    Neil tries to figure out how his life has gone downhill

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    293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    223
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    The King watched Lady Ashley dancing with the Drover and suddenly it all made sense.

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    188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    129
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    "Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers!" Sam stares at the text message. Surely Dean's just pulling a prank. Then Sam realizes their lives are never that easy. Set during late season 7, probably between the episodes "Of Grave Importance" and "The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    196
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    Mycroft was in a car. It broke down. Now he is outside of the car, and there are cows. There may have been a fence. I'm not saying. There are cows, and there is Mycroft. Hush, child. We're fresh out of sense, here.

    Words:
    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1051
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    The driving conditions on Christmas Eve aren't the best...

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    5,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    96
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    Set six months after the events of Serenity; three questions asked and answered.

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    937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    533
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    Snapshot of Marcus and Esca on their long journey to the Wall. Marcus reminisces about a memorable sight he saw in Rome. Esca thinks Marcus is having him on.

    With thanks to what may be the world's loudest herd of small protesting heifers which shouted very noisily at me.

    Series
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    707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    177
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    Drabble. Hitsugi has a proposal about her cow's latent potential.

    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    174

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