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    Rachel is new to Echo Village and she doesn't really know what she's doing. Suddenly, she finds herself the owner of a new cow. But if raising a child takes a village, raising a cow is going to take at least the compliance of the stubborn boy who gave it to her. And keeping her sanity in check in this small village is going to take a whole hell of a lot of effort.

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    This has probably been overdone, but not quite this way... at least I hope not, I haven't read any AU OOT stories..

    Link wakes up after the seven years locked away in the sacred realm. He's been feeling a bit overwhelmed by the task at hand and is taking his sweet time. Much to the irritation and frustration of the shadow ninja that's guiding him along. What secrets do they hide?

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    Weird things have been happening all over Beacon Hills lately.

    Just a random scene from a story I'll never write. I just liked this scene so much that I couldn't leave it alone without any attention. So here it is. Enjoy.

    If anyone has any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, but I'm still not writing it.

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    Future!Klaine spend their holidays in Switzerland. There are cows and that's a problem.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1/?
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    In December of 1829, Combeferre goes home with Enjolras to Auvergne.

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    Dialog-only micro-ficlet for the prompt "Gerti lands in your town" over at the CP meme. (I'm cheating. This is where I visited some relations once in the 80's)

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    The cows are due to arrive at Downton Abbey and Charles Blake is on hand to help settle them in. But the course of true animal husbandry never did run smooth. Now Christmas Special compliant and including the long-awaited Epilogue! More romantic than the summary might suggest... (Then again, whoever thought a scene involving dehydrated pigs would be hot?!)

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    A collection of fairy tale AUs featuring the South Park characters.

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    Tony, Rick, Bruce and the cow on the roof of their school, senior year. Ah, memories.

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    "Yeah, I'm the one speaking to you," the horse said (without moving its mouth. Okay.) "Err, seriously, what the heck even are you? Were-hairless, uh, Mexican dog?"

    Karkat snorted, and cautiously nose the rickety old chair closer to the stall so he could perch on it and peer cautiously over the wall.

    The horse nearly caught him in the muzzle with its wing.

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    A hastily made potion for Keine has additional consequences.

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    You know Brokeback Mountain? Take away the plot and the "boy" part of "cowboy". Yeah. Add anal sex, stir and serve with a side of confusion.

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    "So...is this your idea of a romantic evening? Because if it is, I've totally been the victim of false advertising."

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    In which all the Sherlock characters are cows. We were driving along a meadow where all the cows were huddled together under one tree (it was very hot), and one cow was standing alone in the shadow of another tree. And suddenly this just happened.

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    Neil tries to figure out how his life has gone downhill

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    The King watched Lady Ashley dancing with the Drover and suddenly it all made sense.

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    "Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers!" Sam stares at the text message. Surely Dean's just pulling a prank. Then Sam realizes their lives are never that easy. Set during late season 7, probably between the episodes "Of Grave Importance" and "The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo."

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    Mycroft was in a car. It broke down. Now he is outside of the car, and there are cows. There may have been a fence. I'm not saying. There are cows, and there is Mycroft. Hush, child. We're fresh out of sense, here.

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    1/1
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    11
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    80
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    10
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    1126

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