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    An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and estrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.

    This is a breeder farm setting where human beings are kept like cattle, if this shit unsettles you don’t click any further.

    WARNING: This fic contains slurs that may be considered offensive. Proceed with caution.
    This shit is gonna' be extremely dubious and fucked up, as with all my work check the tags before proceeding further.

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    English
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    10,698
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Sherlock turns Mary into a human cow.

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    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    24
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    2
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    A bizarre fetish fanfic about cow girls and the man who makes them. Not for the faint of heart or easily squicked out. [smut, naruharem, uzumakicest, lactation, bodymod]

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    139
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    9
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    "If I come home and find blood all over those fine jeans of yours, I'll disinfect you. - I"
    A series of farming ficlets centred around the ladies' lives once they've retired to the cottage in Sussex.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    3
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    All Thomas wanted was just to get ice cream during the middle of the night ((Because that's normal))
    But he walks down to the kitchen where he sees Manuel eating all of the ice cream, much to his dissapointment.

    So it all ends with Thomas dishonouring Manuel, his family, and his cow.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
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    A love story. With plagues. (sorrynotsorry)

    A Prince of Egypt favid set to Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger.

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    1/1
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    3
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    “I can’t get it up!”
    “You’re not trying hard enough, push John.”
    “Sherlock!”
    “Move, John!”
    “Sherlock, it’s too big, it’s not going to fit.”
    “Don’t be ridiculous, of course it will fit.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    633
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    Bucky stabs a man in the neck.

    The cow moos.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    When Rin swims to an island of giant naked robot things, what will happen when he meets a cute boy in a tragically abusive relationship???? R/R PLZ!!!!

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    886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    13
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    208
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    Chapters:
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    Clark likes cows. Clark likes pie.

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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    The Shire isn't nearly the pillar of respectability hobbits would like to think it is.

    This is the story of how Rorimac Brandybuck drunkenly tried to marry a stolen cow and almost started a feud between several Shire families that Bilbo Baggins and Paladin Took failed to mediate and only ended when their grandmother stabbed a haunted chair.

    What happens in the Shire, stays in the Shire.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
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    24
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    2030
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    Get ready for the fabulously entertaining (and rather unfortunate, accident-filled) lives of Roman, Killeain and Darcy.
    Superstar children of the five idiots who took over the world via their army of 2+ year old girls.

    Starring an unfortunate worm, a herd of hungry cows, the stylish Larents, a Marvel hoodie and spraypaint.

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    20
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    'This is,' pants Cas, pushing tiredly at the cow, 'the stupidest goddamn idea you've ever roped me into, and I say that as someone who once played two rounds of absinthe beer pong with you. Two rounds, Dean. I couldn't walk straight for a week.'
    The cow moos disconsolately, as if in agreement. Dean, however, scoffs, and successfully urges their bovine companion up another two steps.
    'Quit being such a baby. You wanted a memorable senior prank, and this is –' the cow lurches forwards, leaving Dean to stumble and grab the handrail, '– OK, yeah, this is pretty fucking stupid. God.' He tips his head and looks up the gap in the centre of the stairwell. 'How many more flights again?'
    'Four,' says Cas, and gives the cow an absent pat. 'Well, four and a half. We're still in the mezzanine level.'

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    32
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    1636
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    The Prince’s story reinterpreted via yet another highly allegorical setting. Draws inspiration from EP 16 and 34. Gives hints to what Akio did after Anthy left him. Seinenverse, but can standalone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    974
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    Link wakes up after 7 years asleep, he's pretty gusto to go until he realizes its much harder than it was before. Those redeads take a lot out of you. So he takes his heroic time doing what he does best. Chatting with people, doing small jobs, and general wasting time. Much to the annoyance of not only his fairy, but a shadow ninja that's been 'stalking' him. After he gets a light under his ass again Link's realizations start weighing him down, and Sheik, seems to be a good sounding board.

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    English
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    27,877
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Rachel is new to Echo Village and she doesn't really know what she's doing. Suddenly, she finds herself the owner of a new cow. But if raising a child takes a village, raising a cow is going to take at least the compliance of the stubborn boy who gave it to her. And keeping her sanity in check in this small village is going to take a whole hell of a lot of effort.

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    English
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    1,665
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    95
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    Weird things have been happening all over Beacon Hills lately.

    Just a random scene from a story I'll never write. I just liked this scene so much that I couldn't leave it alone without any attention. So here it is. Enjoy.

    If anyone has any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, but I'm still not writing it.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    115

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