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    The Prince’s story reinterpreted via yet another highly allegorical setting. Draws inspiration from EP 16 and 34. Gives hints to what Akio did after Anthy left him. Seinenverse, but can standalone.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    2/?
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    43
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    7
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    Link wakes up after 7 years asleep, he's pretty gusto to go until he realizes its much harder than it was before. Those redeads take a lot out of you. So he takes his heroic time doing what he does best. Chatting with people, doing small jobs, and general wasting time. Much to the annoyance of not only his fairy, but a shadow ninja that's been 'stalking' him. After he gets a light under his ass again Link's realizations start weighing him down, and Sheik, seems to be a good sounding board.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
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    4
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    Rachel is new to Echo Village and she doesn't really know what she's doing. Suddenly, she finds herself the owner of a new cow. But if raising a child takes a village, raising a cow is going to take at least the compliance of the stubborn boy who gave it to her. And keeping her sanity in check in this small village is going to take a whole hell of a lot of effort.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Weird things have been happening all over Beacon Hills lately.

    Just a random scene from a story I'll never write. I just liked this scene so much that I couldn't leave it alone without any attention. So here it is. Enjoy.

    If anyone has any questions, I'll be happy to answer them, but I'm still not writing it.

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    Future!Klaine spend their holidays in Switzerland. There are cows and that's a problem.

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    2
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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    1,275
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    5
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    74
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    In December of 1829, Combeferre goes home with Enjolras to Auvergne.

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    1/1
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    41
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    4
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    2699
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    Dialog-only micro-ficlet for the prompt "Gerti lands in your town" over at the CP meme. (I'm cheating. This is where I visited some relations once in the 80's)

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    1/1
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    The cows are due to arrive at Downton Abbey and Charles Blake is on hand to help settle them in. But the course of true animal husbandry never did run smooth. Now Christmas Special compliant and including the long-awaited Epilogue! More romantic than the summary might suggest... (Then again, whoever thought a scene involving dehydrated pigs would be hot?!)

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    1/1
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    7
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    2
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    A collection of fairy tale AUs featuring the South Park characters.

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    3/3
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    22
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    80
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    17
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    2000
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    Tony, Rick, Bruce and the cow on the roof of their school, senior year. Ah, memories.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    667
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    "Yeah, I'm the one speaking to you," the horse said (without moving its mouth. Okay.) "Err, seriously, what the heck even are you? Were-hairless, uh, Mexican dog?"

    Karkat snorted, and cautiously nose the rickety old chair closer to the stall so he could perch on it and peer cautiously over the wall.

    The horse nearly caught him in the muzzle with its wing.

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    A hastily made potion for Keine has additional consequences.

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    You know Brokeback Mountain? Take away the plot and the "boy" part of "cowboy". Yeah. Add anal sex, stir and serve with a side of confusion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    "So...is this your idea of a romantic evening? Because if it is, I've totally been the victim of false advertising."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    127
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    15
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    2712
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    In which all the Sherlock characters are cows. We were driving along a meadow where all the cows were huddled together under one tree (it was very hot), and one cow was standing alone in the shadow of another tree. And suddenly this just happened.

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    4
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    20
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    1
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    Neil tries to figure out how his life has gone downhill

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    The King watched Lady Ashley dancing with the Drover and suddenly it all made sense.

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    "Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers!" Sam stares at the text message. Surely Dean's just pulling a prank. Then Sam realizes their lives are never that easy. Set during late season 7, probably between the episodes "Of Grave Importance" and "The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    216

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