3 Works in Cool Patrol - Ninja Sex Party (Song)
2 Jun 2017
My life is kind of perfect--I'm 19, I'm single, I'm finally living on my own and school is going more than great.
That is, until I wake up in bed at 23 with some scrawny, hairy--albeit, kind of cute--guy who claims he's my husband, boyfriend, whatever. The point is, he can't keep his story straight, but my apartment is covered in his things and I can't ignore the pictures on my phone or the voicemails I'd have saved or the tattoo I swore I'd never get on my hip.
Danny says he's going to help me remember.
I think I might believe him.
16 Apr 2017
There’s a new gang that wants the Moonlight Rollerway, and that’s the Gator Skaters. They want to ban dancing, music, and especially leather and ninjas, in light of a more "family friendly, all ages welcome" mentality. Danny Sexbang and the Cool Patrol, including their little gremlin, Kid, must fend off the gang, conquering fear, groovy dance numbers, and cheated heart strings. But when Danny’s Star of David, the apparent source of all his other-worldly powers, is destroyed, Danny loses everything he thought he was, and the Cool Patrol must learn, that despite everything, friendship is what really counts.
Just kidding, it’s dance.
15 Nov 2016
Dan and Mark are the high school bad boys known for seducing the Freshman. This is the first installment of my new series: Old Cliches. I'm sorry that I don't have much else to say, the series title says all.
- Part 1 of Old Cliches