5 Works in Constable Dorfl

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    Ruby is a modern troll. She wants more than just the traditional courtship ritual of getting hit on the head with a rock and Detritus will give her anything to prove his love. He makes a promise to bring her a beautiful rock every day. He shows devotion that extends long after marriage and love that endures through his entire life.

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    English
    Words:
    22,476
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    159
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    In which Susan identifies "Where's My Cow" as a proto-talismanic anchor for Young Sam's continued health and existence, and tries very hard not to wonder what the Vimes' butler does on his day off. There may also be a lesson about the meaning of Hogswatch, but no one wants to talk about that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    5290
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    An uncanny madness has gripped the Discworld and now everyone from the youngest child to the oldest grandparent is hooked on sex! Can an assortment of character's solve the dark intentions of this spell before it is too late? Or will they just lie about and have sex with each other? You'll have to wait and see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,220
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    396
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    A rogue golem appears to be interfering with the harmless everyday activities of the respectable citizens of Ankh Morpork.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1842
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    In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,836
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    920
    Bookmarks:
    280
    Hits:
    11315

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