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    Angry and Idealistic, Rick Sanchez C-137 is 23 years old and the most intelligent mammal in the multiverse. Using their band The Flesh Curtains as a cover, Rick, Birdperson, and Squanchy will do anything in their power to stop the Gromflomites from expanding the Galactic Federation...when they’re not trashing hotel rooms. After their latest gig, Rick picks up what he thinks is going to be a one night stand, but she turns out to be far more than meets the eye and their lives are linked in a way even the amazing brain of Rick Sanchez couldn't have anticipated. Will she be the key to the success of the the rebellion, or will she burn his world to the ground?

    (Honestly this is going to literally be like 90% filthy Sanchez smut with some plot thrown in while you're not looking. PLEASE READ THE TAGS Just about anything goes and I will try to keep the tags accurate and will add other pairings as they are revealed, I'm not out to trigger anyone here <3 )

    Updated weekly on Friday Afternoons.

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    Bucky Barnes is a successful contractor with an unsuccessful dating history. His boyfriend of many years cheated on him, and he's determined not to repeat that mistake. Enter Steve Rogers, the gorgeous neighbor he discovers in his new apartment building. Companion piece to The Match Game, told from Bucky's point of view, from the beginning. And in the beginning, the thoughts inside Bucky's head are radically different from those inside Steve's head, save for one thing. Bucky thinks Steve is hot, so he's got that going for him. But at this stage, that's all he's got.

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    Starting at age five, we count the seasons of Hinata's life.

    I'm a slow updater but school is in (college is a bitch) so I can procrastinate my school work.

    (My mental problems haven't even dimmed so I need relief)

    Also this ends when 'Gum is A Reward' (my other fic) starts

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    Sasha's been in South America for two years when Doug calls him back to the US. Two years with his new status as a General has influenced him a lot. Not necessarily to the better. He places himself chin deep in the Sin-Božji internal politics, juggling a lot of secrets and setting a lot of personal goals. His loyalty is possibly no longer as unquestioning as it once was, and he's yanking threads that will affect Luci and his gang back in Twin Towns, as well as the rest on the Sin-Božji family. He also rekindles his old friendship with Michael which is quite an emotional ride, as the last two years hasn't been kind to Michael.

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    “Nobody can imagine Puerto Blanco. Puerto Blanco is a nightmare.”

     

    Antonio Fernández de Carriedo is the heir of a Grandee of the Spanish Empire. A young man with fire in his chest that lost all of his humanity, rights and almost his life when his ship was attacked by the infamous pirate Blackdog on his way to the Americas.
    Luckily, Antonio is worth a fortune, but until his father can pay the outrageous ransom that the Governess of Puerto Blanco asked of him, he's left to the mercy of her right hand man, Arthur Kirkland.

    Authoritative, prideful and cruel, Arthur seems determined to break Antonio's spirit. However, sometimes life reveals secrets and twists the lives of her children in a way that nobody could have predicted.

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    You weren't superstitious, but even you believed in a little something called Murphy's law.

    And yet you never expected this, a plan gone wrong and a man with questionable intentions.

    Oh yeah, you were just having a blast here.

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    Bucky has been dodging Steve for months now, and he's had enough. When he shows up at his friend's apartment, he makes and unexpected discovery in the bedroom... When did Bucky get a pleasure android?

    Explanations and warnings inside: PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF TAGS

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    Kravitz admits something he's been thinking about for a while now.

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    Adam and Selina's baby girl Jack is all grown up now, a half vampire/half mortal roaming the back streets of Detroit looking for excitement and causing trouble - when a chance meeting with a being as otherworldly as herself opens up a whole new realm of possibilities.

    Loki, God of Mischief - banished to Earth, locked out of his own time - has made himself a nice little life among the mortals, moving easily among them while working as an assassin of sorts. Was it an accidental twist of fate that brought him across the path of the monster? Or was their meeting fated for a specific purpose? Either way, the two earthbound abominations can't seem to quit each other...

    Sort of a sequel to Sanguine, sort of a sequel to The Dragon Queen - if you haven't read both of those, I would highly recommend you do (though it isn't necessary). There are a lot of references to events of The Dragon Queen, and of course various characters from Sanguine are peppered generously throughout.

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    Heats are already such a burden on an omega's life.

    Now imagine spending yours with a boyfriend who can't shift back to his human form.

    Jimin feels dirty.

    (And so will you.)

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    Jim Moriarty’s fascination has always been and will always be Sherlock. But there’s no denying the Ice Man is just a bit sexier than the Virgin. And the secret sister is… well, let’s just say she and Jim have chemistry. And there’s something satisfying about the idea of collecting the full set.

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    "Listen. There's no way in hell I'm letting myself do this with you. Unless I'm in my armor," Tony had said, when they'd talked – argued? fought? – about this.

    Something dark had stirred in Steve at the thought of craving Tony's hands, the feeling of his skin, so much – and then being with him – and never getting touched for real at all. He craved the deprivation. He wanted to burn with need and be left wanting. He didn't know what was wrong with him.

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    After Starkiller, Finn and Poe infiltrate the Finalizer to gain intel. Just as they are in Hux's room, the general walks in. Sounds more serious than it is, probably. Basically an excuse to have Hux and Kylo have kinky sex and traumatise Finn and Poe.

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    Kylo reached out and brushed against Hux’s mind again. Just like when they first met, Hux’s head turned and Kylo felt his gaze right through his helmet. Instead of reading him, Kylo fed him an idle thought, how Hux’s thin neck would feel between his hands.
    The general’s eyes narrowed and his gloved fingers flexed again before he turned his back to look out at the observation deck. In return, Hux’s mind naturally flicked to what they’d done the night before.
    It was peculiar feeling how it felt to fuck himself.

    Kylo’s teeth found his lip again.

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    You tried, you tried so hard.

    You can't count how many times you ran away from him.
    How many times you tried to stay out of his reach.
    How many times you almost slapped his stupid face off.
    How many times you cried because of him.
    How many times you yelled at him out of frustration.
    How many times you tried to fight him off.
    How many times you lied straight to his face.

    And now? Now he's got you pinned against the mattress of his queen sized bed, holding your hands above your head with one of his while the other gently wipes your tears away from your tired, delicate and defeated face.

    "Fucking shit doll, I fucking love the shit out of you, stop crying, I got you"

    You can't count how many times you tried to keep yourself from giving into him.
    How many times you tried to fight off the urge to have his lips devouring you.
    How many times you found yourself looking for him and needing him.
    No such thing as failure uh?

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    Perhaps Jimmy is in for a little more than he bargained for now that Sam's decided to collect on his half of their sex game deal.

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    Dazai is bored. Chuuya decides to make life exciting.

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    Mycroft worries about Sherlock- constantly. Everyone assumes they know why, but they don't. Jim Moriarty pushed things too far when he threatened John, and Mycroft took him in for interrogation- which utterly failed. Now with the triple break-ins and Jim being found innocent, he's come to taunt Sherlock at close range...
    Jim just didn't understand one very big problem: Sherlock... is not an angel.

    This is a WIP

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    A very direct sequel to Silk and Steel: The morning after, from Le Monstre's point of view.

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    Anomaly is on his first leave, and he wants to forget what he lost with his squadron. Unfortunately for him, he finds Nibral.

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