6 Works in Conkers

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    Summary

    Kylo is returning to the US soon, Hux just wants to share his love of Autumn before he goes.

    Language:
    English
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    2,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    215
  2. Tags
    Summary

    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,283
    Chapters:
    16/22
    Comments:
    492
    Kudos:
    1455
    Bookmarks:
    484
    Hits:
    25974
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    Summary

    "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,529
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    589
    Bookmarks:
    210
    Hits:
    6942
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Next episode in the Conkersverse series, as they spiral slowly into utter madness.
    This time there is a bit of jealousy, some action, some arguing and the conkers return at last!
    Can be read separately, but may make more sense if you've read the others.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2798
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Crack in which there is more to hobbits and conkers than one might guess.
    In which Bilbo is a BAMF and Thorin likes it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    739
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    8861
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Prequel to "to change the course of the future".

    While resting at Beorn's, on the way to Erebor, Fili and Kili demand that Bilbo teach them how to play his game of conkers. Which of course doesn't lead to anything good, because they both get their uncle in on it, and Bilbo's fairly certain Thorin barely tolerates him, so this is going to be a disaster. It would be easier to swallow Thorin's dislike if Bilbo hadn't found his heart leaning towards the dwarf.

    And yet Thorin agrees to play.

    Perhaps he doesn't quite loathe Bilbo after all.

    One-shot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,364
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    16636

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