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Warning: This is a Work In Progress.
Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest (http://misslucyjane.livejournal.com/2935013.html), this is the version where it's all Sherlock & John. Also it is a big mistake on my part.
SEX VIGNETTES.
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Danny had to admit, he was surprised to see that Stiles, the guy who couldn’t even suck through a straw properly, was packing condoms. An XXL condom to be exact. That’s a shocker because that meant that Stiles was having sex, and on top of that unbelievable feat in Stiles’ case, he was pretty damn well hung to boot. Danny shook his head in disbelief despite the cold hard evidence that literally landed right in front of him.
Or the condom could be for someone else, Danny thought. That would explain it all because there was no way that Stiles was having sex and could fill an XXL condom. It had to be for someone else. But for who? And why?
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- Part 2 of Prove It
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After the events of the night at the bank vault, Stiles doesn't want to leave Derek alone with his thoughts. He never would've guessed Derek would bring up the condom incident...
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Coda for Season 3's "Chaos Rising". SPOILERS.
Stiles is expecting jokes on his behalf after the embarrassing incident in class.
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Inuzuka Kiba and Rock Lee play with safety equipment as they wait for Sai and Sakura to sort things out. A bit naughty.
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- 2,658
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Brad's Snobby Dad by Psyga315
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, That Guy with the Glasses, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
9 Jun 2013
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Flash Sentry (previously named Brad) invites Twilight home for the night, while his father makes things very awkward for him at the dinner table.
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The one where Stiles is a girl and she's having sex with Derek on the regular. And then there's something about a condom breaking, and were-babies would be pretty cute, but she should probably get through high school first.
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“You need to take me to the store.” And maybe she looks as horrified as she feels, because Derek has put some of his clothes on. His abs are covered, at least, which is great for the sake of her general effectiveness. Stiles is no less than 90% less productive when Derek is shirtless. These are facts. It’s in a powerpoint, somewhere.
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Stiles is in an imminent sexual situation and, being the awkward virgin that he is, has no idea how to go about getting condoms or what size to get. Rather than asking Scott, he calls Danny. Because you don't talk to your best friend about what your penis is up to or who it's going to be in. And Danny's smart, right? Good plan?
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"I can't believe I'm having sex with you," Derek says, covering his face with a hand, voice weirdly and newly… fond?
Stiles has feelings about this. That is also a new development.
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Communication is important in any relationship. No matter how emotionally scarring that communication may seem to be. I'm looking at you, Derek.
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- Part 39 of Crackity Crack
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One of my very first original stories, written for a 'Safe Sex' competition Torquere ran, open to anyone. It was getting an Honorable Mention that prompted me to try subbing a story to them and kick-started my writing career. This is about the benefits of being prepared.
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Dress the Part by octojohn for thorsicle (LadyCamillus)
Actor RPF, British Actor RPF, Australian Actor RPF, Thor (Movies) RPF
19 May 2013
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10k of Hiddlesworth porn where Chris is kind of a possessive douchebag who wants a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend but still wants Tom. For Sam.
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bsg_epics commentfic for Community Day: Truth or Dare.
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- 500
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You're In A Strange Part Of Our Town by Sawyer (A_M_Kelley)
Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 May 2013
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This is the part where they kissed, but they didn't. Why would they? It wasn't anywhere remotely romantic and it shouldn't be. Jack and Leon both knew how this arrangement would go even if there were a few surprises thrown in between. Jack paid for Leon and Leon was nothing more than an object of passion for one night. And if Jack ever returned he could purchase Leon again. There was no sugar coating.
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- Part 1 of We Only Come Out At Night
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The Demons of Ri by thorinsaplusparenting
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Apr 2013
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A series of non-chronological one shots regarding the Demons of Ri and their role on the quest to reclaim Erebor.
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Pornographic by Stony22
The Avengers (2012), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Apr 2013
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Steve and Tony make a personal porno.
Based off of the song "Pornographic" by Tech N9ne.
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When Katie keeps getting 'condiments' and 'condoms' mixed up, James decides to be nice and help her get the two straightened out. But things don't go so well when she gets the two words mixed up in the grocery store...
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The zodiac is never wrong--and that's why Midorima is so very conflicted. When Oha Asa informs him that today is a perfect day to confess, things get awkward fast... or do they? Takao is actually a lot easier to deal with than Midorima ever imagined, and so is their relationship as a whole (even when he has ideas about fundraising in a cheerleader's uniform later on).
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- Part 1 of The List
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She closes her eyes and tells herself that she doesn't have to do this. That the medicine will work and they can move on and add this to the dozen other things they simply pretend didn't happen.
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Post-Inter High training camp shenanigans. The window of opportunity is a literal thing when Takao sees fit to sneak through it and join Midorima in his (luckily?) acquired solitary sleeping space. Really, he can't help it--not when Midorima needs a proper night sleep, and Takao's been told he's quite warm and decent enough company (no matter how Midorima seems fit to deny it).
PWP, fumbly, needy boyfriend smut.
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- Part 2 of The List