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    What it says on the tin.

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    2/?
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    3
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    1
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    Smartass biotic freelancer Nym Shepard has deep hatred of slavers and a secret past: she's the estranged ward of Aria T'Loak, Omega's Pirate Queen. From this ridiculous premis emerges a woman who could change the Galaxy forever... If she can keep it together long enough to join the fight.

    After years of freelancing in the Traverse and then working for the Council, things suddenly take a turn. Her mentor, Nihlus is dead, Shepard loses her Specter candidacy, and she has nowhere left to turn but towards Omega and an unpleasant relationship with Aria. What she doesn't count on is meeting another turian, an ex-cop who demands her loyalty and her skills for himself and his team: code name Archangel. But when the Collectors start abducting entire colonies, a human terrorist organization calling itself Cerberus makes Shepard an offer she's not sure she can refuse.

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    129,435
    Chapters:
    19/23
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1998
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    30 chapters of horny Logan being the best there is at what he does...and what he does is men.

    Tags will be added as more pairings appear.

    It was gonna be 30 days, but I am RUBBISH at deadlines.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,978
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    8193
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    Early S1 AU. What happens when Vice Principal Clemmons forces Veronica and Logan to spend time together? Will it lead to LoVe? There's some snark, flirting, and fun with a little mystery thrown in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,661
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    804
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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    1,638
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    629
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    3816
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    Quasi-indie newcomers, Fullmetal Alchemist, just hit number one with their second single on the Amestris Hot 100 Rock chart and they've been added to the lineup of this summer's Transmuted Tour. It's a pretty awesome time to be part of the band, between the album doing well and, even more awesomely, getting to tour on a real bus. Ed (and Al, let's be honest, it's mostly Al) is hoping this might be the beginning of the end of their van days. Hopefully there won't be too much more of personally hauling their gear everywhere and trying to sleep on seatbelts and guitar pedals while someone drives through the night.

    But first, they have to survive sharing a bus with their labelmates Decaydance and the grueling (but awesome) slog through forty-odd summer tour dates. Ed's hoping no one dies or embarrasses themselves too badly in front of their musical heroes, because they have three months of tour to get through, another album to record, and they're probably going to run into some of these bands in the future.

    Language:
    English
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    45,595
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Bucky's Very Secret Diary.
    Do Not Read.
    (Unless Suicidal. Or Steve. To be fair, those are not mutually exclusive)

    Steve wasn't sure what to expect from Bucky's on-the-run diary, but it wasn't this. Cat-Video critic, Plum connoisseur, Asimov fan and Parkour enthusiast. And there maybe a little bit about Steve penned in there. Maybe only a few hundred pages of boyhood tales.

    (Tags for future chapters)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    19,175
    Chapters:
    10/50
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3183
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    A night in the Rogue household. No one seems to sleep, and this highly amuses the Trickster.

    Language:
    English
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    7,482
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    740
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    Dragon Age fangirl, Gwen Harwood, thought she was happier dwelling in the warm fantastical fuzzies of Thedas because her reality wasn't so hot. The elfroot is always greener...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,043
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    327
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4631
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    Sam gets one of those awful mosquito-born viruses; Barnes, with his extensive background in Smol!Steve wrangling, is pretty good at this caring-for-sick-people thing.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    Hux and Kylo enjoy some down time. My contribution to Soft Kylux XD Completely the fault of hux-u-up. So good to have you back :DDD I hope you like this monstrosity.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    "Three days," Natasha clarified, sharing a glance with Sam who hesitated before nodding minutely, "That's not enough time to come to a decision."
    "And why is that? It is simple in its terms."
    "Yes for individuals, but we're a team," Sam spoke up, "And we try to get all opinions weighed in before coming to a decision. We'll need some more time."
    Ross looked like he was going to argue when Tony finally spoke up.
    "Two weeks," he said and Ross shot him a death glare that left him unfazed, "Two weeks and you'll get your answer Mr. Secretary."
    "That's too long a -"
    "Well, considering that you are asking us to decide our entire lives," Steve cut Ross short firmly but politely, "it is necessary that we take a wise decision. We wouldn't want a hasty and messed up result, would we?"

    The story where the team actually discussed the Accords, worked together instead of jumping to decisions and Tony learnt about his parents' death before Zemo could try to expose the truth.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    1600
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    Team Flash challenges The Rogues to a roller derby tournament.

    It goes as well as one might expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,312
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    Cordelia gets to stay with Angel, losing something of herself and gaining an extra vampire in the process.

    Language:
    English
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    101,429
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    393
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    A few weeks before Draco Malfoy’s first year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry starts, Draco overhears his father plot the death of a fellow student with some former Death Eaters who evaded capture. It isn’t just any student his father plans on killing, though: it’s Harry Potter, the boy who as a baby, survived a killing curse and somehow vanquished the Dark Lord Voldemort… and Lucius Malfoy plans to use his own son to deliver the boy to him, by attempting to get Draco to befriend Harry. Determined to avoid being sent to Azkaban as an accessory for murder, Draco sets out to foil Lucius’ plan and alerts Dumbledore to the death threats.

    Draco realizes he chose the opposite side of his parents in a war that very well may break out, now that some form of Voldemort is after the Philosopher’s Stone and it’s being kept in the castle, Draco’s tasked with keeping Harry Potter out of trouble and protected, and the Golden Trio is convinced that Draco’s godfather is after immortality. Should make for an interesting first year, even without a detention in the Forbidden Forest that results in finding a half-starved young woman and her child who claim to be Loki and Hela, banished from Asgard.

    Series
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    English
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    15,092
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    Henry thinks he sees someone from his distant past on the street...but is it really him? And what will he do if it is?

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    3,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    Daichi thought that buying knee pads with Suga was a good thing. He was wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    328
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    Laurent tugged at his hand. “What’re you – let go!”

    Damen didn’t. “Embrace me,” he said.

    Laurent’s jaw worked. “You are making this up,” he muttered, but stepped into the circle of Damen’s arms, and stiffly wrapped an arm around him. “The dragon is going to burn us alive.”

    Damen patted his shoulder. “Yes, but at least I’ll be with you, sweetheart.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    172
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
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    Sole Survivor Etta has some personal business she needs to attend to and drops Cait off at Hangman's Alley, expecting her to get some much needed rest and relaxation. Unfortunately, Hancock is bored and has other ideas...

    A Fallout Big Bang Story, accompanying artwork by quantumghoul

    Language:
    English
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    11,764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    402
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    Nick and Atticus have been teasing each other all day, and just when Atticus thinks they can have some privacy, Nick decides he has a better idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    708

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