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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life. He overslept and is late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

     

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor. He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the man.

     

    Well, well, what do we have here?

     

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches. He had jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft. Viktor wanted to run his hand along the man's cheek. The man's body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

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    What happens when Draco and Harry find a bucket-type-list of things that the Marauders wanted to do but were left unfinished? Chaos happens. What else?

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    It’s the summer after high school graduation, and Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are spending three months together in Pidge’s sleepy California hometown, Rosewood, before they all go their separate ways in life. It’s supposed to be fun and relaxing, filled with long days at the beach and even longer nights playing video games; a last hurrah with Lance’s best friends.

    But when one of Pidge’s ridiculous cryptid searches leads the trio to a mysterious pair of vampires in the woods and the web of magic and murder that they’re entangled in, the summer gets a lot more complicated…and more dangerous than they could’ve imagined.

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    Brian loves this job. Maybe too much.

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    Stan decides to spice things up (while giving his aching back a break).

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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

    ~

    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow." What else can be expected when a Mandalorian is given command of Havoc Squad?

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    38/?
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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    Somehow a fundraiser for the Rescue Academy has turned into a celebration of the Bots who have found love. In Quickshadow’s opinion, the idea is as diabolical as it is simple; she plans to do whatever's necessary to avoid the party, but unfortunately popular opinion is against her.

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    Peter is a hooker who’s having a rough night. First, a client tries to beat him up. Then, he runs into an assassin, a strangely gentlemanly assassin who helps him out by beating up the guy that was trying to beat Peter up.

    Okay. That’s… bizarre, even for Peter’s line of work, but it isn’t all bad.

    But when Peter’s most dangerous clients—the bashers, the rapists, the roofiers—start turning up dead, Peter has to ask himself whether the assassin he’d met that one time has become his ultra-violent guardian angel.

    Now, Peter has to decide whether to lie to the only cop he likes, Detective Gwen Stacy, about the serial killer apparently roaming the streets and targeting the men who’re cruel to Peter, or to tell the truth and be an ungrateful little snitch.

    Zero guesses as to what Peter decides.

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    Peter pines. Little does he know that Tony is pining, too.

    Set after Civil War. Canon-compliant except for the fact that Peter is eighteen.

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    Harry Potter, an orphaned servant with repressed magic living with his cruel step-family, literally crashes into the prince of his kingdom, Draco Malfoy. Little does he know that this stuck-up, filthy-rich pansy will forever change his miserable life.
    Drarry Cinderella AU.
    Now complete!

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    nyx might be a little lovesick, noctis might be a little forward, ignis might have a stroke, and the kingsglaive takes every chance they can get to one-up the crownsguard.

    who knew accidentally sharing germs could lead to this?

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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.
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    A Sole Survivor x Deacon story. Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the... good kind of stalking? Rated mature for violence, language, and eventual sex. Spoilers for main story and Railroad/Minutemen faction plotlines ahead. Canon divergent. Way more angsty than I thought it would be.

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    "We have awesome powers. It is our birthright. And, perhaps, our burden." —Charles Xavier

    Separated for years after a falling out, two mutant women find each other again under dire circumstances, only to be swept immediately into a strange, fantastical world. As if the fight for survival as a minority wasn't dire enough on Earth, Lane Ramsey and Emery Cruz soon find themselves smack in the middle of a similar struggle within Thedas. Teaming up with Garrett Hawke and his merry band of misfits, they must fight together to save both both this new world and their own. Superpowers and magic join forces in an epic tale of strength, friendship, love and war.

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    AKA a comprehensive exploration of the comparisons and contrasts between mages and mutants, the perils of human emotion and the strength borne from heartbreak. All while Hawke eats lasagna and cracks suggestive jokes.

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    Sasuke looks as if he has been turned to stone, his hands clenching around the kit. If she didn't think he could turn any redder, she was mistaken. For several seconds his eyes zero in on everything below her neck. Sakura feels the warmth in her cheeks travel downward at this, and trying for confidence, she purrs, "Like what you see?" [SasuSaku Festival 2017 – Day 12 – Prompt: "The Virgin Sees"]

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    When Faith recruited Stiles to join the new Slayer Council, he hadn’t realized she had ulterior motives in mind. Fortunately, he has no complaints about becoming her personal boy toy because he’s got a kink for hot, strong-willed, older women, and Faith is all that and more.

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    Kuroo and Bokuto sneak Tsukki out for some exciting Tokyo nightlife during Nationals. i.e. Boys dorking around and eating ramen.

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    Hoseok never gets the flu. Neither does Jeongguk.

    Not ever.

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    It starts with Ignis' usual coffee shop being shut down because of busted pipes. It becomes an exercise in frustration, reluctant wingmanning, and affection that can't seem to be avoided.

    Or: A stressed out college student walks into an omega themed cafe and immediately gets on the barista's bad side but probably falls for him anyway.

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