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    In which Natasha gets a little bit stabbed, and Steve argues with her about who gets to stitch her back up again.

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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    Smartass biotic freelancer Nym Shepard has deep hatred of slavers and a secret past: she's the estranged ward of Aria T'Loak, Omega's Pirate Queen. From this ridiculous premis emerges a woamn who could change the Galaxy forever... If she can keep it together long enough to join the fight.

    After years of freelancing in the Traverse and then working for the Council, things suddenly take a turn. Her mentor, Nihlus is dead, Shepard loses her Specter candidacy, and she has nowhere left to turn but towards Omega and an unpleasant relationship with Aria. What she doesn't count on is meeting another turian, an ex-cop who demands her loyalty and her skills for himself and his team: code name Archangel. But when the Collectors start abducting entire colonies, a human terrorist organization calling itself Cerberus makes Shepard an offer she's not sure she can refuse.

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    13/?
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    So, I suck at summaries...

    This is the main story of Gaien and Sterling. After the Reaper war, he's recovering, she's basically only hanging around him because she likes him. They agreed if they both survived they would date each other... however after a very short amount of time, they say to hell with it, they could have died. So they get married, and welcome to the familial life. Sterling has a large rowdy hispanic family, Gaien isn't used to anyone. Domestic life and happiness, lots of laughter and awkward moments. Meddling family tries to break them up, fails horribly. I think anyone who has read this far will get it.

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    22/?
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    6
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    Nobody deserves to be locked in cryo. At least Sam thinks so. That's why he decides to wake Bucky up to play board games.

    In which Sam Wilson starts a B&B for superheroes. Number of guests: 1.

    Set a few months after Civil War.

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    3/?
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    14
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    Just because a device is small and looks remarkably familiar, doesn’t mean it can’t cause Torchwood a whole heap of trouble!

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    Dragon Age fangirl, Gwen Harwood, thought she was happier dwelling in the warm fantastical fuzzies of Thedas because her reality wasn't so hot. The elfroot is always greener...

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    218
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    33
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    What began with a drugged and vulnerable Sherlock confessing some things about his sexual history and feelings towards John (after Irene Adler injected him and escaped), becomes a sweet, humorous and awkward journey of Sherlock overcoming his past to flirt with the idea of something more with his companion. Misinterpretations and misunderstandings plague the two, as the good-natured, compassionate and sometimes BAMF ex-army doctor, is seduced by-proxy by the mad-genius detective trying to work through what he wants and if he is capable of providing it.

     

     

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    “Jooohhnn,” Sherlock finally manages to say. His voice is thick and his speech slurs terribly so he sounds drunk. John gives a short laugh.

    “Ah, you found your words.” John strains as they start down the stairs and he has to work to counterbalance Sherlock to keep them both from pitching forward and tumbling head first. “I was just getting use to finishing whole sentences,” John laughs. Sherlock’s head sags against his chest and lulls from side to side.

    “Jooohhnn… Jawnnn…. Johhnn. John. John. John?”

    “Ok. So you've found one word,” John laughs.

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    [ POST CIVIL WAR FIX IT ]

    Sometimes the best way to relieve tension is a good old fashioned team bonding night at the bar.

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    When Christine Chapel comes to his defense during a somewhat heated discussion with Kirk, McCoy tries to manipulate events to his advantage to get his dorm room to himself for a couple of days.

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    He finds a guy leaning against a door jam wearing a wrinkled shirt, a loosened tie, and a smirk. Steve’s immediately on edge because he knows the type, the arrogant kind of guy that thought because he was Classic Hollywood Hot he owned the world. “I don’t know you but I trust you with my life,” he says with a cocky smirk.

    “That’s highly irresponsible,” Steve quips back without missing a beat.

    Or: The one where Steve accidentally becomes a famous actor due to an unplanned visitor from an unexpected guest.

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    After his promotion to a desk job in the UMCC, Naruto and Sakura help Sasuke perform a family ritual to turn his new apartment into a home.

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    Biologically speaking one cannot choose family, you are given what DNA permits – it’s a fickle bastard that way. Things like adoption, marriage, friendship exist to do what biology cannot: give you a choice in who you call family. Meanwhile, psychiatrists exist to help you distance yourself from your family, whether you share DNA or not.

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    2/?
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    Stiles is up for auction at the Beacon Hills Police Department's charity ball.

    Derek attends purely for the entertainment value.

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    Leia learns why you should never say "I have a bad feeling about this" especially when you're Force-sensitive and you have a brother who's just handed you the controls of a newly-repaired space shuttle. Artoo learns that droids should always secure themselves upon takeoff. Han and Luke? They should've already learned their lessons by now but a refresher isn't out of the question.

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    Written for the prompt: "How about Underfell Sansby? Maybe Sans hiding out at the bar instead of going home because he wants to avoid Papyrus."

    The Underground is a tumultuous and dangerous place. You have to take your peace where you can find it. Peace is something that Grillby is happy to provide, for a price. But for Sans, that price is negotiable.

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    In a seemingly futile attempt to ignore one another during an unforeseen delay, Hux and Kylo insult each other over drinks.

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    Just after TTT, Luke and Mara realize that there’s something going on between them…but things don’t go as planned, and they are left wondering if love is really enough.

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    1/?
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    John likes his apartment, and his job, and his life! Or at least he tells himself he does, tells himself that the void in his life isn't really there, and drowns out his doubts with loud movies late at night.

    Except one day that starts this whole bizarre war with the asshole downstairs, some guy who thinks he can judge John's taste in movies, and sasses him in every gold-written letter that lands on his mat.

    It's not like he could possibly be enjoying that war. Not one bit. Nope!

    Just like he can't possibly be starting to get a little bit obsessed with catching just one glimpse of the snarky dick who moves so fast John swears he's hardly there at all...

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    English
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    57,372
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    6433
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    Haru and Sousuke open up a restaurant together and work on their friendship. They also choose a god-awful name.

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    English
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    80

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