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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow." What else can be expected when a Mandalorian is given command of Havoc Squad?

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    46/?
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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life, oversleeping and late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor.

    He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the other driver.

    Well, well, what do we have here?

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches, jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft that Viktor wanted to run his hand along his cheek. His body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

    Italiano|Português brasileiro

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    63/85
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    Tłumaczenie z angielskiego.

    Stiles budzi się w pokoju hotelowym w Las Vegas; otwiera klejące się od snu oczy i pierwszym, co widzi, jest nieznajomy śpiący tuż obok niego.

    Nieznajomy, który jest mężczyzną.

    Mężczyzną, który jest nagi.

    Stiles momentalnie spada z łóżka.

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    Polski
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    2/9
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    10
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    93
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    1
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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

    ~

    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    6/?
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    With Don's help, Sloan embarks on a mission to educate herself on sad movies. Sometimes she likes it, most of the time she just complains. Don actually enjoys it. Set in Seasons 2 and 3.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    Quickshadow is hiding something and High Tide is determined to figure it out; he's never been too fond of surprises, but she's not training in covert operations for nothing. She likes to keep him guessing.

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    Kuroo wants to incorporate costumes into their date but it's not nearly as risque as Tsukishima thinks.

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    KuroTsukki go to an anime con.

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    1/1
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    4
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    37
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    6
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    Tap-Out spent a long time as a prisoner of the Decepticons, forced to do battle in the grease pits of Polyhex for the amusement of his captors. Frequently taking the place of others in his captured unit, Tap-Out ended up taking the lives of his fellow Autobots, which left scars he still carries to this day.

    Tap-Out's past comes back to haunt him at the worst of times. The mech who finds him isn't judging.

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    Language:
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    10/?
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    9
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    In the harsh wasteland, Hancock and Nora have nothing to lose but each other.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
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    Brian loves this job. Maybe too much.

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    According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.

    All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.

    (A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)

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    It’s the summer after high school graduation, and Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are spending three months together in Pidge’s sleepy California hometown, Rosewood, before they all go their separate ways in life. It’s supposed to be fun and relaxing, filled with long days at the beach and even longer nights playing video games; a last hurrah with Lance’s best friends.

    But when one of Pidge’s ridiculous cryptid searches leads the trio to a mysterious pair of vampires in the woods and the web of magic and murder that they’re entangled in, the summer gets a lot more complicated…and more dangerous than they could’ve imagined.

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    Mac mouths off to the wrong person and ends up in a Diamond City jail, leaving Von to bail his dumb ass out... which she does, though her methods are rather unconventional.

    (this is a standalone snapshot, pre-romance and considered canon with the previous storyline.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.

     

    Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the...good kind of stalking? Canon divergent.

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    English
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    69,955
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    Ez volt Viktor életének legrosszabb napja. Elaludt, késésben volt, ráadásul belehajtott az előtte lévő autóba. A hangulata azonban gyorsan megváltozott, amikor megpillantotta a másik sofőrt.

    – Úgy sajnálom! – hadarta a férfi, ahogy odaért.
    Viktor feltartotta a kezét, némán kérve a türelmét. A recepciós végre felvette, és átirányította a hívást a főnökéhez. Amint tájékoztatta, hogy késni fog, és hogy fogalma sincs, ez mennyi időt jelent, letette a telefont, és figyelmét a másik sofőrre fordította.
    Nocsak-nocsak, mi van itt?
    A nála pár centivel alacsonyabb fiatalember koromfekete haja lazán hátra volt zselézve. A szemüvege hagyott maga után kívánnivalót, de Viktornak tetszettek a nagy, csokoládébarna szemei. Makulátlan bőrét alig fogta meg a Nap, és olyan selymesnek látszott, hogy Viktor késztetést érzett rá, hogy végigsimítsa az arcát. A termete is vonzó volt, de a kabátja miatt nehéz lett volna pontosabban megmondani.
    Összegezve: cseszett jól nézett ki.

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    Magyar
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    11,016
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    1
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    The most annoying thing about Karkat, Jade thought with a grumble, was his complete inability to lie convincingly, paired with an equally frustrating inability to conceal the truth.

    That, or the frequency and volume at which he yelled at TV screens that he should know weren’t going to talk back. She was undecided. Maybe it was just the whole picture.

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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    54
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    Since my main story, Family is more than Blood, is about to begin intersecting classes, I decided to start this little collection of drabbles. These shortish one shots will be my way of introducing the other characters without writing another epic space opera, because those take time. These will include drabbles, requests, challenges, and anything else that pops into my diabolical mind. Maybe even smut, so rating subject to change.

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    English
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    11,070
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    126
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    It's Phichit's twenty-first birthday and he spends the day bumming around town with his friends. When he receives an unexpected present, it makes the day much more special.

     

    Yuuri dropped Otabek and Yuri outside the building, telling them to behave and not to trash the condo. After Otabek agreed and Yuri flipped him off, Yuuri shook his head and waited for traffic to thin out before pulling onto the road. He and Phichit chatted about their jobs, Yuuri telling him about his newest client and Phichit describing the newest item his mother added to the menu. Yuuri promised to bring Viktor to try the new dish.

    When they pulled into a national chain pet store, Phichit frowned and looked at Yuuri. When he asked why they were there, Yuuri smiled at him.

    “It’s time for some new friends, Phichit,” he said.

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    Comments:
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    401
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    Nate's trust issues were going to get him in trouble sooner or later.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    90

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