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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life, oversleeping and late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor.

    He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the other driver.

    Well, well, what do we have here?

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches, jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft that Viktor wanted to run his hand along his cheek. His body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow." What else can be expected when a Mandalorian is given command of Havoc Squad?

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    Kuroo invites Tsukki out for a Pokemon date. Bokuto is the happiest third wheel. [No Pokemon were permanently injured in the making of this fic.]

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    With Don's help, Sloan embarks on a mission to educate herself on sad movies. Sometimes she likes it, most of the time she just complains. Don actually enjoys it. Set in Seasons 2 and 3.

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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

    ~

    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.

    All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.

    (A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)

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    In the wake of Elektra's death and Matt Murdock's social isolation the Devil has been ceaseless in his crusade, to the point where he's barely a step away from indulging his death wish. His concerned colleague the Punisher notices. Karen is informed. Foggy is contacted. And Foggy proceeds to call an emergency meeting because like hell are any of them going to let this slide, Matt, like actual freaking hell.

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    It’s the summer after high school graduation, and Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are spending three months together in Pidge’s sleepy California hometown, Rosewood, before they all go their separate ways in life. It’s supposed to be fun and relaxing, filled with long days at the beach and even longer nights playing video games; a last hurrah with Lance’s best friends.

    But when one of Pidge’s ridiculous cryptid searches leads the trio to a mysterious pair of vampires in the woods and the web of magic and murder that they’re entangled in, the summer gets a lot more complicated…and more dangerous than they could’ve imagined.

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    Spoilers for Jaal's Loyalty Mission: Friend or Foe

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    When she opened her eyes, she found Jaal’s gaze wandering over her face. His thumb didn’t change pace once he noticed she was awake, but kept moving in a slow, steady track: around her chin, along the edge of her jaw, up to her cheekbone.

    “Hey, you,” she whispered, catching his hand with her own.

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    Response to a prompt on the kink meme asking for:

    Miles has a sore bottom from riding Gumshoe's big penis.

    (Or, crackily, from riding Gumshoe's big cock.)

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    Spoilers for Voeld below
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    "I don't want to stomp on your toes," Sara said, remembering how she'd annoyed him when he first moved on to the Tempest. "You know, again."

    "You are welcome to stomp on whatever pleases you," Jaal laughed with the easy confidence of a man who still didn't grasp some human idioms. Sara snorted amusedly under her breath, thinking of some of the more risqué clubs she'd snuck into on the Citadel; she doubted he'd say that if he had the same experience. "Now, what did you need me for?"

    Sara hesitated, not wanting to upset his good cheer. But his email this morning-- I enjoy you. Even now, I smile picturing your face-- had left her with a feeling of guilt beneath the rush of pleasure. There was something weighing heavy on her chest, something she had the gnawing feeling she needed to discuss with him, to clear the air. Before it spiraled out of control.

    Before she did.

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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.

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    Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the...good kind of stalking? Canon divergent.

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    Draco returns home after a week away to find Harry’s gone and grown himself a beard. It’s utterly unrefined and plebeian and…Merlin, it feels divine.

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    What happens when Draco and Harry find a bucket-type-list of things that the Marauders wanted to do but were left unfinished? Chaos happens. What else?

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    Early S1 AU. What happens when Vice Principal Clemmons forces Veronica and Logan to spend time together? Will it lead to LoVe? There's some snark, flirting, and fun with a little mystery thrown in.

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    "We have awesome powers. It is our birthright. And, perhaps, our burden." —Charles Xavier

    Separated for years after a falling out, two mutant women find each other again under dire circumstances, only to be swept immediately into a strange, fantastical world. As if the fight for survival as a minority wasn't dire enough on Earth, Lane Ramsey and Emery Cruz soon find themselves smack in the middle of a similar struggle within Thedas. Teaming up with Garrett Hawke and his merry band of misfits, they must fight together to save both both this new world and their own. Superpowers and magic join forces in an epic tale of strength, friendship, love and war.

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    Tiny gap filler for CACW somewhere between the ending and first teaser credits.

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    In a remote research facility on the planet Acabar, something not of this universe attacked the science crew. In an act of desperation, they called out to anyone for help. Help came from Commander Shepard, the first human Spectre. With her and her crew to the rescue, they would have to fight through the horrors before the creatures picked them all off, one by one.

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    Brian loves this job. Maybe too much.

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