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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow." What else can be expected when a Mandalorian is given command of Havoc Squad?

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    49/?
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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.

    Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the...good kind of stalking? Canon divergent.

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    19/?
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    According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.

    All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.

    (A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)

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    Since my main story, Family is more than Blood, is about to begin intersecting classes, I decided to start this little collection of drabbles. These shortish one shots will be my way of introducing the other characters without writing another epic space opera, because those take time. These will include drabbles, requests, challenges, and anything else that pops into my diabolical mind. Maybe even smut, so rating subject to change.

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    13/?
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    It’s the summer after high school graduation, and Lance, Hunk, and Pidge are spending three months together in Pidge’s sleepy California hometown, Rosewood, before they all go their separate ways in life. It’s supposed to be fun and relaxing, filled with long days at the beach and even longer nights playing video games; a last hurrah with Lance’s best friends.

    But when one of Pidge’s ridiculous cryptid searches leads the trio to a mysterious pair of vampires in the woods and the web of magic and murder that they’re entangled in, the summer gets a lot more complicated…and more dangerous than they could’ve imagined.

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    A super late contribution to Tumblr's 2017 Hoperai week.

    Day 1 (18/3): Unexpected Meeting - After getting shot in the head and left for dead, Lightning wakes up at Dr. Estheim’s clinic, where the two strike up an odd friendship based on revenge and secrets.

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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life, oversleeping and late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor.

    He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the other driver.

    Well, well, what do we have here?

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches, jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft that Viktor wanted to run his hand along his cheek. His body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

    Italiano|Português brasileiro

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    They'd be much better off if everything just remained as it had been. Two dorky college roommates...friends, just cosplaying and being comfortable around each other. Yeah. That was it. Just two roommates.

    Except that one of them was really, really attractive.

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    Chapters:
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    Or: "That Time the Team Went to Russia Over a Story"

    Another play on Oliver and Felicity's characters, this time involving hats, three wrongfully accused men, and a dog named Billy.

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    18/?
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    Chris and Craig are together and, in their down time -and sometimes while on tour- they do thiiiiings, sexual things. Sometimes those involve others, or blood, or toys, or pain, or marks, or..., or...

    Basically they're a couple of kinky fuckers. Chris is a brat, and Craig can be very creative.

    (eventually 25 pieces of fanart)

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    Tanner is often bemused in his encounters with Q

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    Ez volt Viktor életének legrosszabb napja. Elaludt, késésben volt, ráadásul belehajtott az előtte lévő autóba. A hangulata azonban gyorsan megváltozott, amikor megpillantotta a másik sofőrt.

    – Úgy sajnálom! – hadarta a férfi, ahogy odaért.
    Viktor feltartotta a kezét, némán kérve a türelmét. A recepciós végre felvette, és átirányította a hívást a főnökéhez. Amint tájékoztatta, hogy késni fog, és hogy fogalma sincs, ez mennyi időt jelent, letette a telefont, és figyelmét a másik sofőrre fordította.
    Nocsak-nocsak, mi van itt?
    A nála pár centivel alacsonyabb fiatalember koromfekete haja lazán hátra volt zselézve. A szemüvege hagyott maga után kívánnivalót, de Viktornak tetszettek a nagy, csokoládébarna szemei. Makulátlan bőrét alig fogta meg a Nap, és olyan selymesnek látszott, hogy Viktor késztetést érzett rá, hogy végigsimítsa az arcát. A termete is vonzó volt, de a kabátja miatt nehéz lett volna pontosabban megmondani.
    Összegezve: cseszett jól nézett ki.

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    5/?
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    In the harsh wasteland, Hancock and Nora have nothing to lose but each other.

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    In the wake of Elektra's death and Matt Murdock's social isolation the Devil has been ceaseless in his crusade, to the point where he's barely a step away from indulging his death wish. His concerned colleague the Punisher notices. Karen is informed. Foggy is contacted. And Foggy proceeds to call an emergency meeting because like hell are any of them going to let this slide, Matt, like actual freaking hell.

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    "Tanaka breathes as softly as possible and holds perfectly still against the floor while thinking the stillest thoughts they can manage; but there’s another knock at the door, sharper this time, and then a voice: 'I know you’re in there,' in the clear, crystalline tones that always manage to carry the razor edge of a knife under the words and always shudder a tingle of adrenaline into Tanaka’s veins. 'Open the door, Tanaka.'" Tanaka and Tsukishima make a summer day hotter than it already is.

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    Yuri has decided to take the plunge and get a tattoo for his eighteenth birthday, but doesn't realize his heart will follow.

     

    "Was that the beautiful piece of eye candy from a couple weeks ago?” Ash asked as she walked out of her workspace with a client.

    “Yuri? Yeah, that was him,” Otabek affirmed, “He’s actually a really cool guy.”

    “Think I could get his phone number?”

    “Oh shit!” he shouted, darting around the counter and running out of the shop.

    He caught Yuri right before he pulled out of his parking spot. Putting the car in park, he rolled the window down and waited for Otabek to reach the vehicle.

    “Would it be possible to get your number?” Otabek asked, “Number one, I need to put it in my client record and number two, if something changes tomorrow I would want to let you know.”

    “Sure,” Yuri replied, grinning from ear to ear as he took Otabek’s phone and entered his number into the contacts, “I don’t do phone calls, but text me anytime. Doesn’t have to be just to let me know about tomorrow.”

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    2/?
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    Language:
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    11/?
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    Tłumaczenie z angielskiego.

    Stiles budzi się w pokoju hotelowym w Las Vegas; otwiera klejące się od snu oczy i pierwszym, co widzi, jest nieznajomy śpiący tuż obok niego.

    Nieznajomy, który jest mężczyzną.

    Mężczyzną, który jest nagi.

    Stiles momentalnie spada z łóżka.

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    The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony's ears. "Is that tiny stick playing music ."

    A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony's mind. " Please don't tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years."

    "Don't be ridiculous- I was in space." The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony's counter and proffered it. "Blueberry?"

    ~

    Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

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    6/?
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    With Don's help, Sloan embarks on a mission to educate herself on sad movies. Sometimes she likes it, most of the time she just complains. Don actually enjoys it. Set in Seasons 2 and 3.

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    5/?
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