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    Several years after the war, Hermione Granger moves across the Pond for a fresh start - and gets more than she expected when she finds herself in the middle of the Battle of New York!

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    English
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    15,254
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    7/?
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    23
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    56
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    12
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    It's a pretty common story: Girl lives alone in the mountains, girl meets fictional boy and his friends when they fall through a rift that shouldn't exist, girl takes all of them home.

    Tallulah Bronwyn doesn't usually go for visitors. She typically prefers her time to herself, keeping to the Colorado mountain cabin she inherited. She can't turn these guests away, though - they're not supposed to be here, and she knows what trouble is on their horizon. How much can you tell your fictional friends about their future before everything explodes?

    (I'm starting this with a buffer, but I've never written a longer fic before. I hope to keep to a semi-regular posting schedule.)

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    English
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    1,954
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    1/?
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    1
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    6
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    1
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    25
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    "That’s all memoires were. Lies. Lies and stories."
    ~~~
    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die...and definitely don't get attached. As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.

    Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the...good kind of stalking? Deacon is non binary and trans. Sole Survivor is Quebecois. Canon divergent.

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    English
    Words:
    150,555
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    334
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    2504
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    In which Cas meets a horse, Dean meet a guide book, and Sam meets almost universal skepticism.

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    English
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    1,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    English
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    85,339
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    696
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    So a clandestine spy and a former FBI agent walk into a bar and...whoops, wrong index card. At any rate, navigating the growing complexities of friendship amid a high-stakes operation can be rough. Especially if one of them is a pathological liar with a wealth of emotional baggage and the other is experiencing metaphorical freezer burn in an unfamiliar world.

    Language:
    English
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    66,521
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    4950
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    Insomnia fell 350 years ago, and known history says the Lucian Royal line was killed off during the first wars with Niflheim back then. But that's just the history written by Niflheim. In reality, the Lucian line survived and they've been leading a very long rebellion against Niflheim for the last 100 years.

    In the last two decades, the current generation has been leading a full-scale insurrection again, with their supposed base of operations hidden in the island chains of Galahd. Nyx Ulric and his faction are sent home for the first time in a decade, in order to smoke out the rebels, capture their leaders, and bring them back to Niflheim for execution.

    However, something things don't go according to plan.

    Language:
    English
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    618
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Nyx is a dark witch with a very peculiar magic. Ardyn is the famed healer of the Lucian Royal family. This was never meant to be, this was never going to be enough, and yet...

    Series
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    English
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    11,087
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Ez volt Viktor életének legrosszabb napja. Elaludt, késésben volt, ráadásul belehajtott az előtte lévő autóba. A hangulata azonban gyorsan megváltozott, amikor megpillantotta a másik sofőrt.

    – Úgy sajnálom! – hadarta a férfi, ahogy odaért.
    Viktor feltartotta a kezét, némán kérve a türelmét. A recepciós végre felvette, és átirányította a hívást a főnökéhez. Amint tájékoztatta, hogy késni fog, és hogy fogalma sincs, ez mennyi időt jelent, letette a telefont, és figyelmét a másik sofőrre fordította.
    Nocsak-nocsak, mi van itt?
    A nála pár centivel alacsonyabb fiatalember koromfekete haja lazán hátra volt zselézve. A szemüvege hagyott maga után kívánnivalót, de Viktornak tetszettek a nagy, csokoládébarna szemei. Makulátlan bőrét alig fogta meg a Nap, és olyan selymesnek látszott, hogy Viktor késztetést érzett rá, hogy végigsimítsa az arcát. A termete is vonzó volt, de a kabátja miatt nehéz lett volna pontosabban megmondani.
    Összegezve: cseszett jól nézett ki.

    Language:
    Magyar
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    25,929
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    23
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    1
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    511
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    After getting kidnapped by Port Mafia Dazai decides to steal himself a souvenir and Atsushi is more than happy to bring it into the bedroom.

    Language:
    English
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    4,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    449
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    "I don't know," Rey murmurs. "I think home is still quite a ways off for him."

    ---

    Kylo Ren faces his sentence at the hands of the Resistance: a year of off-world solitary confinement, no communication with the outside world.

    But it's never that easy to leave old wounds behind.

    Or such deeply-forged bonds.

    Language:
    English
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    27,448
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
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    62
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    67
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    1725
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    An AU where Mickey ends up in prison for the first time and for five years to boot. He thinks he has this covered - he's done time in juvie and in Cook County. But this is prison and this is the big time, but still - his family is there. Even if the idea of being locked up in the same block as his dad makes his skin crawl. But against his plan - he is not sent to the same cell block as his other family members, he is sent to a block where he has to share a cell with a smart mouthed redhead. But this redhead doesn't come alone - he has a group of inmates that are just as annoying and intrusive as his family outside the prison walls. So not only does the lone Milkovich have to navigate the intricacies of prison politics and life, but he has to deal with all the shit that comes with being adopted into this make-shift family structure. But when things go sideways because he crosses a line - will he be up for what it takes to make things right and accept help?

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    English
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    20,295
    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    911
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    According to the Republic, the war hero Revan was killed by Mandalorian rebels, and Supreme Commander Malak still champions his fallen friend’s name. According to the Jedi, The Revanchist fell to the Dark Side, forcing Malak to slay his fallen friend to prevent tragedy. According to the Sith, Darth Malak rose to power by slaying Knight Revan to prove his devotion to the Dark Side.

    All of this is true. Yet it’s all a lie.

    (A KotOR AU where the heroes do not all walk in the Light, and Revan doesn’t fall so much as saunters vaguely downwards.)

    Language:
    English
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    280,034
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1582
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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow." What else can be expected when a Mandalorian is given command of Havoc Squad?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    273,640
    Chapters:
    56/56
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2065
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    Peter is a virgin desperate to explore his sexuality. Wade is an enthusiastic sex shop employee who knows just how to help.

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    English
    Words:
    2,944
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    719
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    4203
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    A surprise knock on the door forces Jonathan to confront something truly terrifying: trick or treating children!

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    English
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    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    248
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    Harry's post-Hogwarts days are missing something he cannot quite put a finger on. Cue a sex-filled weekend with Draco Malfoy, some less than stellar-working protection and Harry ends up with a pregnant Draco on his doorstep one September evening.

    Language:
    English
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    11,755
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    421
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    7385
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    The eruption of inter-faction violence in Dalaran after the theft of the Divine Bell separates Asric and Jadaar, forcing them to re-evaluate their friendship.

    Language:
    English
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    19,530
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    273
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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,117
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1385
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    Von and her companions get very, very drunk and play Spin the Bottle... with some interesting results.

    Since this story is canon with the events of the parent work, this takes place just slightly pre-romance (though you can definitely tell that Mac has a massive crush on his boss).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,088
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1

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