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    Viktor is having the worst day of his life. He overslept and is late for work. To make things even better, he rear ended the car in front of him. His attitude quickly changes when he lays eyes on the other driver.

     

    “I'm so sorry!” the other driver said when he reached Viktor. He held a hand up to him, silently asking him to wait. The receptionist finally answered the phone and directed his call to his boss. Once he informed her he'd be late and no, he didn't know what time he'd be in, he hung up and turned his attention to the man.

     

    Well, well, what do we have here?

     

    The man was shorter than him by a few inches. He had jet black hair that was slicked back with a bit of gel. His glasses left something to be desired, but Viktor admired those large chocolate brown eyes. His lightly tanned skin was unblemished and looked so soft. Viktor wanted to run his hand along the man's cheek. The man's body looked enticing as well, but it was hard to tell from the overcoat he was wearing.

    Simply put, he was fucking gorgeous.

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    14/?
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    Shortly after the events of 'Among Thieves', Sully finally learns the details of what became known as 'The Train Incident'.

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    Harry's post-Hogwarts days are missing something he cannot quite put a finger on. Cue a sex-filled weekend with Draco Malfoy, some less than stellar-working protection and Harry ends up with a pregnant Draco on his doorstep one September evening.

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    5/?
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    "Your first name can't seriously be 'Phantom'. That's ridiculous."

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    Deacon has a few tricks for navigating the Railroad: don't trust everyone, don't have expectations, don't die... and definitely don't get attached.

    As for the pre-war popsicle? Identity crisis aside, she's always been a fixer, but things work differently on the other side of armageddon.
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    A Sole Survivor x Deacon story. Slow burn: one-sided stalker, to friends, to lovers. That sounded bad, but it's the... good kind of stalking? Rated mature for violence, language, and eventual sex. Spoilers for main story and Railroad/Minutemen faction plotlines ahead.

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    2/?
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    10
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    Harry Potter, an orphaned servant with repressed magic living with his cruel step-family, literally crashes into the prince of his kingdom, Draco Malfoy. Little does he know that this stuck-up, filthy-rich pansy will forever change his miserable life.
    Drarry Cinderella AU.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    50
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    31
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    "Today is a good day for someone else to die." That had become the traditional battle cry for Havoc Squad whenever they faced insurmountable odds. Usually accompanied by, "I'll be sore tomorrow."

    The retelling of the SWtOR storyline through the eyes of Havoc Squad and their allies. In-game missions are glossed over as my headcanon completely takes over. Alternating perspectives.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    8
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    33
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    6
    Hits:
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    Podfic of Flirting With Disaster by willowbilly. 22 minutes long.

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    "The shuttle is small, just a two-person craft, but it's warm, at least, which is nice given the fact that in lieu of actual clothes Bones has mutinously decided to use his blanket as a cape over his ratty tank top and sweats, shove his feet into the tall, thick synth-sheepskin slippers Jim had gotten him as a joke gift on his birthday, and call the resulting ensemble good enough of an outfit for the occasion. It's not like he's a debutante at a ball, after all; just trudging after Jim to the turbolift while resentfully clutching his not-coffee close to his chest, glowering both at the world at large and at the back of Jim's head in particular."

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    This is mostly original characters, but they interact with several fandoms, and more may be added.

    Old friends find themselves reunited in a world not their own and interacting with characters from the fantasy they read, as well as a new generation with their own relationships and issues.

    It starts off slow, because I have to get the OCs in place before there's an excuse for anybody else to show up.

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    11,175
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Biologically speaking one cannot choose family, you are given what DNA permits – it’s a fickle bastard that way. Things like adoption, marriage, friendship exist to do what biology cannot: give you a choice in who you call family. Meanwhile, psychiatrists exist to help you distance yourself from your family, whether you share DNA or not.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    801
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    Early S1 AU. What happens when Vice Principal Clemmons forces Veronica and Logan to spend time together? Will it lead to LoVe? There's some snark, flirting, and fun with a little mystery thrown in.

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    86,120
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    73
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    150
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    So a clandestine spy and a former FBI agent walk into a bar and...whoops, wrong index card. At any rate, navigating the growing complexities of friendship amid a high-stakes operation can be rough. Especially if one of them is a pathological liar with a wealth of emotional baggage and the other is experiencing metaphorical freezer burn in an unfamiliar world.

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    56,037
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    Bookmarks:
    57
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    Cora’s in the mood so she wakes Stiles up so he can help her sleep.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    59
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    In which the rumors of Gabriel's death have been greatly exaggerated (and he's maybe been up to shenanigans.)

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    1/1
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    660
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    Yuri hates waiting but there are some things that are worth it.

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    Peter is falsely accused and sent to jail, where he meets the violent ex-mercenary, Wade.

    Or: Prison daddy Deadpool looks after his boy.

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    English
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    8,085
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    1980
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    House tells Wilson an interactive story on the phone while snowed in.

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    When one of the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse decides to retire early, the other three find it difficult to accept, and are a little miffed at having their fortnightly brunch-drinks-and-trivia-games disrupted by the weird newcomer.

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    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    The shuttle is small, just a two-person craft, but it's warm, at least, which is nice given the fact that in lieu of actual clothes Bones has mutinously decided to use his blanket as a cape over his ratty tank top and sweats, shove his feet into the tall, thick synth-sheepskin slippers Jim had gotten him as a joke gift on his birthday, and call the resulting ensemble good enough of an outfit for the occasion. It's not like he's a debutante at a ball, after all; just trudging after Jim to the turbolift while resentfully clutching his not-coffee close to his chest, glowering both at the world at large and at the back of Jim's head in particular.

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    English
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    3,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    536
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    While on a case, Sam realizes just how utterly done he is with the UST between his brother and Cas. It's like they're not even trying to keep their feelings a secret anymore...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1148

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