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    Fate is a fickle thing. Time and time again, the Once and Future King has woken from her slumber to aid her country in its time of need. The World could not refuse her plea, her prophecy, but it has entered a never-ending loop as a result. Fed up, Alaya sends one of her dogs to fetch the key to a new Guardian.

    Slow build, gritty topics.

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    9/?
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    Q's had a bollocking from M, and the last thing he wants is 007 finding him. But maybe it's just what he needs.

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    1/1
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    What began with a drugged and vulnerable Sherlock confessing some things about his sexual history and feelings towards John (after Irene Adler injected him and escaped), becomes a sweet, humorous and awkward journey of Sherlock overcoming his past to flirt with the idea of something more with his companion. Misinterpretations and misunderstandings plague the two, as the good-natured, compassionate and sometimes BAMF ex-army doctor, is seduced by-proxy by the mad-genius detective trying to work through what he wants and if he is capable of providing it.

     

     

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    “Jooohhnn,” Sherlock finally manages to say. His voice is thick and his speech slurs terribly so he sounds drunk. John gives a short laugh.

    “Ah, you found your words.” He strains as they start down the stairs and he has to work to counterbalance the gangly detective to keep them both from pitching forward and tumbling head first. “I was just getting use to finishing whole sentences,” John laughs. Sherlock’s head sags against his chest and lulls from side to side.

    “Jooohhnn… Jawnnn…. Johhnn. John. John. John?”

    “Ok. So you've found one word,” John laughs.

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    12/12
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    950
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    Robb couldn't marry a Frey if they were to secure a better match once they returned North - that much was clear.

    “What are you suggesting, Greyjoy?” Lady Catelyn asked, her eyes narrowed.

    “Why, only the tale you spun, good-mother,” said Theon with a smile. "To appease the Late Lord Frey, if nothing else."

    “Theon, you can’t be serious,” said Robb.

    It was simple enough: stick to the story. Pretend to be married. Win the war.

    The rest they could deal with once Ned Stark had been freed.

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    14,535
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    8/?
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    12
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    105
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    18
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    Harry elects Arthur to be his official physician after having a mandatory medical test imposed upon him by his investors.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    32
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    1
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    Smartass biotic freelancer Nym Shepard has deep hatred of slavers and a secret past: she's the estranged ward of Aria T'Loak, Omega's Pirate Queen. From this ridiculous premis emerges a woman who could change the Galaxy forever... If she can keep it together long enough to join the fight.

    After years of freelancing in the Traverse and then working for the Council, things suddenly take a turn. Her mentor, Nihlus is dead, Shepard loses her Specter candidacy, and she has nowhere left to turn but towards Omega and an unpleasant relationship with Aria. What she doesn't count on is meeting another turian, an ex-cop who demands her loyalty and her skills for himself and his team: code name Archangel. But when the Collectors start abducting entire colonies, a human terrorist organization calling itself Cerberus makes Shepard an offer she's not sure she can refuse.

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    English
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    100,352
    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    tony does whatever the fuck he wants, loki does whatever the fuck he wants; despite that fact and the absolute unwritten law of the universe that says they are both chaos incarnate, somewhere, somehow, they knew in another life (or a million other lives) they had a happy ending waiting for them.

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    English
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    1,216
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
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    1
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    Mai Shu has always been one to question everything, including her father's death. She won't rest till she finds the truth. But after meeting the elusive and handsome Trunks Briefs, she learns that her reality could simply be an illusion. TruMai. Rating subject to change.

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    1/?
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    Just after TTT, Luke and Mara realize that there’s something going on between them…but things don’t go as planned, and they are left wondering if love is really enough.

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    3/?
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    24
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    2
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    In the name of family bonding, Roxy, Rose, Dave, and Dirk play a game of truth or dare. (They may regret this plan.)

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    1/1
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    11
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The tale of Inquisitor Icthlarin "Winsome" Lavellan, told in snippets and pieces.

    Will be updated sporadically, as things happen, and in no particular order. Be warned, there will be spoilers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Nobody deserves to be locked in cryo. At least Sam thinks so. That's why he decides to wake Bucky up to play board games. Soon, they're not just playing games, but helping each other wade through their baggage. There is a lot of it, but they've got nothing if not time for each other.

    In which Sam Wilson starts a B&B for superheroes. Number of guests: 1.

    Set a few months after Civil War.

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    English
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    10,646
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
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    96
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    245
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    32
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    "Treville —"

    "I'm sorry, I just — I'm not *hard* anymore. I think we found a cure for being *sixteen*."

    Laurent *coughs* — but. "Perhaps the priests are on to something with all of their incessant *floggings*."

    "No, sir."

    "No...?"

    "Priests are never right, sir."

    Laurent smiles helplessly. "About anything, recruit?"

    "Nothing at all, sir."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    19
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    Dragon Age fangirl, Gwen Harwood, thought she was happier dwelling in the warm fantastical fuzzies of Thedas because her reality wasn't so hot. The elfroot is always greener...

    Series
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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    Your name is JANE CROCKER, and you are OFFICIALLY PERPLEXED.

    You have just received a strange package from your pal DIRK STRIDER, which you find somewhat concerning despite its general tone of GLIB HYPERVERBOSITY. Mainly because it includes several ITEMS OF IMMENSE PERSONAL SIGNIFICANCE that you happen to know for a fact he’d rather not part with, and with which you could probably make a KILLING on EBAY.

    Maybe this huge file that just arrived in your inbox from Dirk’s EQUALLY INSCRUTABLE DIGITAL DOPPELGANGER will clear things up.

    Jane: Read this weird letter.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    118
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    76
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    9
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    957
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    Biologically speaking one cannot choose family, you are given what DNA permits – it’s a fickle bastard that way. Things like adoption, marriage, friendship exist to do what biology cannot: give you a choice in who you call family. Meanwhile, psychiatrists exist to help you distance yourself from your family, whether you share DNA or not.

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    English
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    23,496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    34
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    5
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    So, I suck at summaries...

    This is the main story of Gaien and Sterling. After the Reaper war, he's recovering, she's basically only hanging around him because she likes him. They agreed if they both survived they would date each other... however after a very short amount of time, they say to hell with it, they could have died. So they get married, and welcome to the familial life. Sterling has a large rowdy hispanic family, Gaien isn't used to anyone. Domestic life and happiness, lots of laughter and awkward moments. Meddling family tries to break them up, fails horribly. I think anyone who has read this far will get it.

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    English
    Words:
    40,575
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1348
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    In which Natasha gets a little bit stabbed, and Steve argues with her about who gets to stitch her back up again.

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    English
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    882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    64
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    10
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    831
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    Just because a device is small and looks remarkably familiar, doesn’t mean it can’t cause Torchwood a whole heap of trouble!

    Language:
    English
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    4,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    9
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    204
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    [ POST CIVIL WAR FIX IT ]

    Sometimes the best way to relieve tension is a good old fashioned team bonding night at the bar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    423

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