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    Fusion with Inception. It’s Wardo who hooks him up.

    For this prompt at the tsn_kinkmeme: Mark somehow gets a hold of a PASIV.

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    Eduardo gets really bad migraines, but has a habit of ignoring them up until the point where they get too bad to ignore. This happens at one of the shareholders' meetings; Luckily, Mark knows what to do and takes care of Eduardo.

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    Sometimes Mark lapses into French when they fuck.

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    The one where Red Bull actually gives Mark wings.

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    In which Mark learns how to make a friend, and then learns a little more. (AU)

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    In which Mark's first romantic relationship leaves him reeling. Still, he manages to make some friends in college, and learns some new things, continues on to be a spectacularly bad best friend, and mostly tries to cope all by himself (and is not very good at it).

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    "There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C., when Saul and Delilah Korn's inadvertent discovery swept across Western civilization. ...And the precise weighting of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy, because although everyone agrees with the formula of affection times purity times intensity times duration, no one has ever been completely satisfied with how much weight each element should receive. But, on any system, there are five that everyone agrees deserves full marks.

    Well, this one left them all behind."

    -William Goldman, The Princess Bride

    (or: the one that's a romantic comedy)

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    Note: You should not need any prior knowledge of the Kushiel books to understand this fic.
    For the tsn_kinkmeme prompt: An AU fusion with the Kushiel books, where Eduardo is an adept (a classy prostitute part of the religious system of the Kushiel verse) of Bryony House and Mark is a young nobleman in need of financial advice who is unwittingly intrigued by Eduardo's other skill sets.

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    For the tsn_kinkmeme prompt: Mark programs an AI on his computer to act like Eduardo, just to talk about work or something. But then he starts talking with the AI about his day and stuff, and the AI is based on Eduardo, so it tells Mark to stop working and go home already. It goes on from there, and people close to him notice it, but they don't say anything, because it's so sad. Then there's a meeting and there's the real Eduardo and they don't even speak, but then the meeting's over and Eduardo forgot his bag and Mark is still sitting there, alone, but talking to... him.

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    Mark doesn't know how much time has passed since Eduardo left.

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    For a tsn_kinkmeme prompt. Future!fic, Andrew and Jesse are cast in a movie that has an explicit sex scene between their characters.

    (Full prompt: Jesse's character is the bottom and extremely vocal, catching Andrew off guard because he never thought Jesse could sound so dirty, even though he's in character. They're both naked and Jesse tries to ignore Andrew's hard on but it keeps rubbing against his thigh and it really turns him on. And then Andrew accidentally moans his name, but *insert director's name here* doesn't yell cut and they just keep going at it and by now it's not even about the movie anymore and shit Andrew's coming...)

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    Eduardo & Mark have to attend some kind of shareholder's/young-and-a-billionaire's meeting in Vegas/Vermont/Illinois. One thing leads to another and they WAKE UP MARRIED. A quicky divorce/annulment would be easy if not for the fact that Mark drunkenly changed his facebook status to MARRIED TO EDUARDO SAVERIN.

    Or, Mark and Eduardo get drunkenly married. Chaos ensues.

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    Tech help AU. (Or the one where Mark learns proper phone etiquette and that you can actually fall in love with the sound of someone's voice—well, maybe if that someone's Eduardo.)

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    But now there's one thing Mark knows for sure. It's not just rain. It's never been just rain.

    (or: ain't love the sweetest thing?)

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    "Garfield leaves to change into his own, casual clothes before returning to crouch behind the camera as it hovers close to Eisenberg. Just before the camera rolls, he leans toward the Zombieland star and hisses, ‘You’re a fucking dick and you betrayed your best fucking friend. Live with that.’ It’s shocking to hear. It certainly helps with the take. And it is evidence both of Garfield’s professional generosity and Fincher’s nous – for the abuse was at the director’s instruction." -- Empire Report on the set of The Social Network.

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    Set post-movie. Mark wants one thing (well it’s three but they’re related so it counts as one okay?): he wants to kiss Eduardo in the rain. So he defies the forces of nature and makes it happen.

    For this prompt at the tsn_kinkmeme: Something with rain!

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    And if you knew just how I felt, you could kill me with just one look.

    Or the one where Chris wears his heart on his sleeve, Dustin fails at communicating, and Mark and Eduardo live happily ever after. Almost.

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    Mark’s starting to feel a slight twinge of regret and a little embarrassment at coming across something so intimate about his best friend, but he can’t help himself. Especially not when Eduardo’s looking like that—all young and disheveled, still half-dressed in his school uniform as some guy, named Rodrigo apparently, licks a line down his throat, all the while trying to finish unbuttoning his shirt.

    Jesus.

    Mark’s going to need a minute to process this.

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