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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

    Health and Safety: It is advised that food and drink should not be consumed during reading. Fanfic writers are not liable for damage to keyboards.

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    7/?
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    "When Bilbo first sees the Arkenstone he sees a Hobbit Chrysalis (not the Arkenstone), and doesn't realize what it is. It's not until they have two armies at their door and he's talking to Balin that he realizes that all this time he's had the one thing that Thorin looks for, so he digs deeper to find out if giving him the Chrysalis would help."

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    Legolas worries for Gimli, but Gimli is quick to reassure him.

    Originally written for Hobbit Kink Meme.

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    From a kink meme prompt found here: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3138.html?thread=3848770t3848770

     

    During Thorin's recovery after the Battle of Five Armies no one has seen the hobbit and everyone assumes he's long gone. Which isn't what actually happened.

     

    Somehow, the Bilbo managed to get lost in the corridors of Erebor and (probably by a blow to the head) lost his memory. Not knowing where or what he is, only that he's small and cold, and doesn't like loud noises, he hides in the farthest walkaways of the kingdom, stealing food whenever he can and hiding from the dwarves who are big and loud and scary to him now.

     

    After a while (few months? a year?) some dwarves start telling stories about a ghost living in the abandoned parts of Erebor - of the sounds of ghostly footsteps and missing food, etc.

     

    Thinkng it's an estranged ork or some thief, king's nephews - freshly recovered and looking for an adventure - decide to check the rumors out. And they find the burglar, oh they do.

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    Dis has always known that, whatever her brother might say, her home is not a place.

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    Dwalin felt powerful. And Kili looked so fucking pretty.

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    30
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    Written for Hobbit Kink meme: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/13429.html?thread=24369013#t24369013

    Bilbo confesses that he had an intimate relationship with one of his uncles from a young age but believes it to be a normal practice. Thorin does his best to protect him from the truth - that he was being abused - but Gandalf is certain it would be better for him to know.

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    Filled for a prompt on the Hobbit Kinkmeme:

    "Thorin is terrific with kids... to a fault. He seems to have a knack for appropriating other people's children. First it was Fili and Kili, then it happens with Bard's children, and then later on with Frodo."

    Otherwise known as: "Thorin observes the dibs rule for children"

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    She is brought before the Master under the charges of smuggling.

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    Thorin is an ordinary 21 year old who is forced to take an interview from one of the most powerful beings in middle earth.Little he knows as he will soon discover a secret world of pleasure and pain.And that thranduil Greenleaf is powerful in more ways than one!(50 shades of grey don't belong to me neither does hobbit)

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    – Слушай, на тебя всегда так действуют сцены смерти?..
    – Конечно нет, – отвечает Ричард, но он сам не уверен, что имеет в виду: «Конечно нет, я же профессионал» или «Конечно нет, ты думаешь, я всегда влюбляюсь в тех, с кем играю?»

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    Bilbo Baggins set out to open his own B&B in the marvelous place up North. He bought a gorgeous Georgian mansion with a beautiful view and a lot of potential.

    What he didn't expect to get in the deal were surprisingly pleasant neighbors.
    Really, they are lovely, kind, generous people.

    All sans the vampire living in his basement. Well, maybe. Because as of late he's quite a decent fellow.

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    15/?
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    Imagine telling one of the dwarves that you like tall men & then all of them fighting over who is the tallest.

    Current chapter summery;
    Balin puts his final plan into action…with awesome results.

    **Any thoughts on who should be the tallest and win the kiss from our fair lady?**

    Vote for your favourite dwarf (or bilbo)

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    It seemed so harmless at the beginning – get to know the future Consort, make sure that he will not become one, for there are others far more suitable than some hobbit from Shire. Or maybe it wasn’t that any hobbit of the Shire would be unsuitable. But this particular hobbit was far from suitable, the more Fili and Kili heard of him. This… Bilbo Baggins.

    Important Note: Original chapter 5 had been taken down. It will eventually appear somewhere in the fic where it will fit better, but for the time being, it has been removed.

    Read what I gathered from the readers' survey for this story on my wordpress blog! Find out more what is planned for the story here!

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    "It was the act of bodily union that achieved marriage, and after which the indissoluble bond was complete." -Laws and Customs Among the Eldar

    Marriage rituals are the one thing Dwarves and Elves have in common.  Hobbits do things differently.  Bilbo might have appreciated knowing that sooner.

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    16
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    286
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    When a delegation arrives in Mirkwood, Thranduil goes to great lengths to show off his wealth and power. Legolas adds a bit of scandal to the mix.

    *This fic is a sequel to Bloom, but it can be read on its own as well.

    **OMG you anon(s) with your amazing rebellious!Legolas prompts. It's a series now.

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    10
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    Alfrid has always hungered for the unknown, and the unattainable. Fill for Hobbit Kink Meme.

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    To scream is a form of relief. Thranduil believes he doesn't deserve any relief.

    Written for the following Hobbit Kink prompt: "Thranduil is defeated in the battle and Azog decides to have his way with the elvenking."

    *This focuses more on the mental anguish Thranduil experiences, but it is quite graphic nonetheless. PLEASE HEED THE WARNINGS*

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    500
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    4
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    All of my drabbles and one shots together in one handy place, thank you for reading this and joining me on my adventure.

    (formally titled Drabbles for Middle Earth)

    I love writing, if you have a request let me know.

    Current chapter:
    Sequel to chapter 6 - Safe and sound (Bofur/Reader)

    Inspired by two imaginexhobbit submissions ‘Imagine falling asleep in Bofur’s arm’s.’ and ‘Imagine if for once nobody dies.’ ☺

    14.) Protection
    15.) Reasons To Stay - Tumblr Request
    16.) Bath Time Kisses (Sequel to ch 7) tw: naughtiness, NSFW
    17.) How to distract trolls
    18.) Bilbo's books
    19.) NEVER argue with dwarves
    20.) Starlight in another world - Tumblr Request
    21.) Enlightenment
    22.) Little acorns and mighty oak trees
    23.) Fire-Breather
    24.) Safe and Sound (pt 2)
    25.) ???

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    23/?
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    144
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    His cuteness may occassionally have gotten Dwalin additional cookies, but at some point, dwarves would rather be fierce warriors than adorable. If only certain elves were able to accept that....

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    34
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    5
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