6 Works in Command & Conquer (Video Games)

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    Summary

    THIS IS A CRACKFIC, AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

    FOREWORD TO THE FIRST EDITION:
    One fateful night, four sleep-deprived badfic lovers hit upon an idea: to construct the worst story of all time, one that would channel the spirit of My Immortal and pave the way to a bright future of darkness. They met once, to discuss their plans, characterize the nonexistent author, and name their original characters, then went their separate ways. Each wrote several chapters without any knowledge of what the others were writing. After several weeks, they returned and combined their works: an over-the-top pastiche of overpowered OCs, ridiculous kinks, badly-written smut, typographical and grammatical errors of every shape and size, and a supposedly alcoholic author with an inexplicable but rabid hatred for the Welsh. The result was this.

    I never intended to publish this: as far as I was concerned, our goal was to create something that would be amusing for a dramatic reading in our student organization. And it was, indeed, very amusing. After the event in question, I forgot about it for a while. But now it's back, and the time has come for its grand reveal...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,105
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    118
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    Series: Red Alert 3

    During alliance talks with the Soviet Union Allied Commander Lissette Hanley is to undertake another assignment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    29
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    Mankind is divided between the Forgotten, the Phantom Syndicate, those who believe Yuri is master, and those who fly the united banner of the Allies and Soviets. The Scrin are out there, waiting. The galaxy adjusts to a new paragdim as the science of Tiberium and Element Zero collides. And dolphins can talk. The story of Red Alert now takes to the stars in this daring fusion.

    Imported from FF.net.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,259
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    173
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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,315
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    258
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    A bunch of total bullshit happens in a crossover. Note: INCOMPLETE AND WILL NEVER BE COMPLETED

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,109
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    661
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    Perhaps winning at all cost was overrated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    296

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