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    I love SG-1. Love the main characters. Unfortunately, there’ve been times where I wanted to kill them. But it wasn’t their fault. There have been some horrible ideas and executions on the part of the Stargate SG-1 writers, directors, and producers (aka, TPTB). The only explanation is that they were possessed by Pod People. While there are episodes that I'd like to rewrite entirely, that's too long a job for the moment. For now, here are the endings I think *should* have happened, if only to make up for the crap that went before. (Not all are Slashy)

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    11
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    1
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    Sirius gives Harry a tour of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black, and just can't help but complain. A song filk to "It's De-Lovely" from the musical Anything Goes.

    It's appalling
    It's atrocious
    It's horrendous.

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    English
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    393
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    1/1
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    3
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    Harry sits in detention and vents to himself about his frustration with Umbridge. A song filk to "Too Much" by the Spice Girls, with Ron and Hermione on backup.

    She's the worst teacher that we have had... I know we'd all be better off if a Skrewt just ate her.

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    English
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    379
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    50
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    Severus Snape cannot stand the kids he has to teach at Hogwarts. Particularly, Harry, Hermione, and Neville. A filk to the song "Kids" from Bye Bye Birdie!

    Trouble making, cauldron breaking
    Morons!
    And while we're on the subject
    Scars!

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    English
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    180
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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    After the defeat of Ronan, Peter Quill decides to take a vacation with his motley crew. During the trip, he finds out a little more about himself and the company he keeps.

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    5/5
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    10
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    1
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    926
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    A song filk based on "The Telephone Hour" from Bye Bye Birdie. It's HUGE news when word spreads around Hogwarts that Harry Potter has just become the new Gryffindor Seeker!

    What's the story, magic glory?
    Want the word, phoenix bird?
    Did you hear about Harry Potter?

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    51
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    A song filk of DuJour's "Backdoor Lover" from the Josie and the Pussycats movie. Tom Riddle and the Basilisk get their boy band on in the Chamber of Secrets, plotting the next kill while Ginny sits writing in her diary to Tom. I wrote this back in early 2004.

    Hogwarts killer
    Oh the mudbloods, he's comin' out for you
    The damage a little book can do

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    43
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    Megan Fox, Emma Stone, Amanda Seyfried, Kristen Stewart and Aly Michalka are all working on their latest action movie.

    Filming is going well and the actresses are all having a great time.

    But things start to go wrong when over 200 extras (who are big fans of the actresses) chase after them and start a riot.

    Now the actresses have locked themselves inside their house and the mob of crazy fans are outside wanting a piece of them.

    And things are going to get even more dangerous and crazy as the night goes on.

    Will the 5 actresses escape the mob and survive the night in one piece?

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    Yang curang tak akan selalu memenangkan duel.

    Series
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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    335
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    1/1
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    6
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    2
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    146
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    the various ways and often unfortunate ways the fairy tail members and friends wake up in the morning. yes, really!

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    5/?
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    21
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    2
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    386
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    Dom travels on the same bus with a mischievous clown who botthers him throughout the journey.

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    5
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    Derek Hale is the best boyfriend.
    He's sweet. He's funny. He recites Pablo Neruda completely unprovoked.
    He also happens to be in the murder business. But hey, nobody's perfect.

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    A romantic comedy with guns and roses.
    (Well, maybe not the roses.)

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    Peter Quill is just so beautiful when he’s broken.

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    500
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark have been best friends forever, even promising to marry each other if both are single at 30. When Katniss' 30th birthday arrives, Peeta has something to ask her that will turn their lives upside down.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    38
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    Matthew was enjoying himself, reading a book when out of nowhere, someone was at his door. It turns out to be Gilbert, and he apparently has something to say, but seems unlike himself to speak up! Will Gilbert be able to say what he needs to say? Will Matthew be able to remember what Kumajirou's name is? All shall be revealed!

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    In summer 2004 after the release of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie, there was a huge complaint among the fandom about the lack of Marauders in the Shrieking Shack scene. Tons of important exposition was missing! The scene went by in 5 minutes! People who only watch the movies were confused! So I wrote this filk in response to the tune of Christina Aguilera's "Come On Over" (another annoying 90s song, so that everyone could easily sing it at the movie theater)

    Who the hell are they?
    Seems like you guys might know
    You won't explain it though
    You're ruining the story
    Just explain it now!

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    English
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    1
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    When the Prisoner of Azkaban movie came out in 2004, Michael Gambon's Dumbledore was very different from Richard Harris. He was a hippie. The fandom had mixed feelings about this. So I wrote another PoA complaint song, this time to the annoying 90s tune of the Spice Girls' "The Lady Is a Vamp" about Dumbledore was a hippie.

    Cause the Dumbledore's a dude
    And some people think we're screwed.

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    English
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    Near the end of 2003, I wrote my first (pretty terrible) song filk. I was young, and just discovered that in the movie version of my favorite book, Prisoner of Azkaban, my favorite character, Remus Lupin, was going to have a mustache. I was not pleased. So naturally, I vented my feelings to the tune of Britney Spears' "You Drive Me Crazy."

    It drives me crazy
    I just can't sleep
    That mustache on you
    It makes me freak

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    English
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    1/1
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    When 2004's Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie was released, much of the fandom was upset about how the Shrieking Shack scene was cut down a lot and important plot elements were missing. This filk is a parody on what might have happened if that missing scene had actually been filmed, and Alfonso Cuaron decided to cut the whole scene in the middle of filming! Naturally it had to be filked to an annoying 90s tune (to sing at the movie theater) so it goes to the tune of "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC.

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    7
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    1
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    231
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    After the release of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie in 2004, many people in the fandom began to complain about how Ron's character was being mistreated in the films. He's funny and complex and smart in the books, and in the films, he's a sidekick, comic relief, and always crying. So in early 2005, I wrote this song filk as a rebuttal for him to the tune of "Another Dumb Blonde" by Hoku! (also heard in the movie Snow Day) (purposely an annoying 90s song so you could sing it at the movie theater)

    But when you're turning our trio into two and a half
    You've ruined it all, and I can't laugh.

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    English
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